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Mon December 17, 2018
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Not News: Facebook bans an account for "hate speech" that made posts calling for Israelis to "avenge" the death of two policemen at the hands of a Palestinian, and calling on "all Muslims to leave the land of Israel". News: Yair Netanyahu's account
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(TC Palm)
 
 
 
Man tries paying at McDonald's drive-thru with marijuana; cops not lovin' it
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(The Tennessean)
 
 
 
Lamar Alexander (R- Tenn) will not seek re-election in 2020 remarking, "This party is dead anyway"
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(WREG Memphis)
 
 
 
While the Memphis Tigers basketball team took on the No. 3 Tennessee Volunteers, a man at the sold-out FedEx Forum took on No. 2 in a hallway
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Oh nothing to panic about, just some mutant sharks that have been found hiding out inside a deadly underwater volcano which could erupt at any minute sending them flying into the atmosphere
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(Komo)
 
 
 
Washington state decides not to ban pot candy, just so long as it's not colorful. Green presumably still ok
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Sun December 16, 2018
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Not content with dragging people off their planes, killing passengers' dogs, or selling seats from underneath a toddler's diaper, now United Airlines is banning Santa (hats)
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
You try to help out a fellow drunk Catholic by massaging his stomach to help with vomiting, and then your hand slips and you're suddenly massaging his genitals. I hate it when that happens. Don't you, Reverend?
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Insult to British people says a second Brexit referendum would be an insult to the British people (possible nsfw content on page)
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Sat December 15, 2018
(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
I guess you three owe that teachin' lady an apology
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Hundreds of Russian tanks suddenly lined up on the Ukrainian border? That sounds ba- hey look Eggnog (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Hunter spots two points of red light in darkness of forest, so naturally it must be Bigfoot because there are no other animals that could cause this effect (possible nsfw content on page)
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Fri December 14, 2018
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Good grief
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Target, Walmart, import company sued for their line of 'Flint water pipe' jewelry for kids
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Flat in London takes breakfast in bed literally (NSFW) (possible nsfw content on page)
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Ten 'facts' about alcohol that just aren't true
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Analysts at FX have crunched some numbers and concluded what everyone already knows: there are too many goddamn shows on TV now
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Bear drags woman more than 80 yards, fails to get touchdown
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(The Weekly Standard)
 
 
 
But then extremists on the left and right joined the fracas and, while taxes remained the focus of contention, the marches devolved into riots and vandalism against the established order, against modernism, elitism, globalism, whatever
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(Fox 43 Pennsylvania)
 
 
 
Starbucks going to sell Nitro at all U.S. stores. Subby still waiting for a Flaming Moe's
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Farkers: Nobody ever complains that their iPhone isn't thin enough. TFA: The iPhone isn't thin enough. Plot Twist: Feminist issue. The Sun is there. #metoo #toothickfortheladies (possible nsfw content on page)
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Woman who has had three Brazilian bum lifts in four years wants the biggest bum in the world, seems like a completely healthy and emotionally stable individual (NSFW)
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Samantha Bee tries out Fox Nation so you don't have to
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Yellow vest protesters reach the U.K, shut down part of London. U.K alert level raised to "What's all this then?" (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Teen Vogue)
 
 
 
If your favorite sport is extreme dieting perhaps Instagram is not the social network for you
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Thu December 13, 2018
(Eater)
 
 
 
Media startup that espouses "power-to-the-chef ethos" buys pop-up dining platform Feastly, plans to expand operations and help hipster foodie douchebags across USA meet and eat with their favorite underrated celebrity chefs
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
1.5 million penguin supercolony discovered after satellite shows one giant poop stain (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Fox 8 Cleveland)
 
 
 
'Scooby the camel' charms Toledo neighborhood during regular walks
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Yawl shud be asahmed four shamming that farker hoo mispeled himp erliar
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
I'm not saying Elon Musk is an alien just because he may be hiding a mystery object near his SpaceX craft in space ... but he may be an alien hiding his mothership (possible NSFW content on page)
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Parrot falls in love with Amazon Alexa (some NSFW content on page)
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Theresa May has one Brexit option left to her, and it's still not a good one (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Nigel Farage loses it over Theresa May's victory (possible nsfw content on page)
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Force your kid to sit on Santa's lap? Then you're a bully, according to parenting expert
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(The Sun)
 
Boobies
 
Can you tell which of these women have real boobs and whose are fake? (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Fox 4 KC)
 
 
 
Pic of man trapped in grease vent of abandoned Chinese restaurant shows his regret of certain life choices
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
Boobies
 
Art teacher sacked for letting teenage girls create beautiful art of the female form after lending her students her camera for a topless photoshoot in the cupboard
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Wed December 12, 2018
(WHNT Huntsville)
 
 
 
Sextuplets celebrate their first birthday. Parents ask for gifts of sleep
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Macron he faces the masses, listen to the radio, don't you remember we built this city on rock and roll, not no confidence votes (possible nsfw content on page)
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(WREG Memphis)
 
 
 
Amazon driver caught on video practicing lawn bowling moves with Christmas package
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Wake up sheeple, HAARP weather control from the U.S. government is real and working: Mysterious straight cloud emerges over New York City (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Netflix reveals its most re-watched and binged original content for 2018
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(WHNT Huntsville)
 
 
 
Flushed but not forgotten, ring is rediscovered in New Jersey after 9 years down the drain. Please don't let this be the plot of a Jersey Shore reunion
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(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
Utah is hiring a 'cannabis czar' to deal with all things pot, which is cool, because the beer there sucks
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(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
"It's like a manhood thing for him. As if manhood could ever be associated with him. This wall thing," Pelosi privately told House Democrats
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Tue December 11, 2018
(Fox 8 Cleveland)
 
 
 
NICU nurse gives birth to preemie twins at hospital she works at, allowing her to get a head start at working off the giant pile of bills that will come with them
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(WHNT Huntsville)
 
 
 
1984 Run-off election envelopes found in wine shop basement behind shelf with a false back
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(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
Apparently Utah's state flag is an SOB (Seal on a Bedsheet) Let's offer some improvements
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Mum claims daughter, 3, captured dead granddad talking to her from the grave in Snapchat video. No sure what's more incredible: proof of ghosts or someone over the age of 30 using Snapchat
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Man facing charges after putting 13-month baby in 'tumble dry' dryer. Silly person, everyone knows you should use the 'fluff' cycle (possible nsfw content on page)
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Scientists unravel mystery behind redheads, but whether they have souls remains unknown
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(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
Video claims to show natural arches, hoodoos being blown up in Utah. Hodor, hobos unavailable for comment
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Mon December 10, 2018
(Slate)
 
 
 
Little old lady with giant brass balls wants us all (male & female) to enjoy sex. Warning: Some may find TFA content a bit graphic. Well, very graphic and ugly... Ugly, like what will happen if we don't protect our right to enjoy sex. Mcginnis is a
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(Fox 8 Cleveland)
 
 
 
Woman throws baby during argument over Amazon purchases. Twice
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(WQAD Quad Cities)
 
 
 
'Hey, let's climb up on the school roof tonight' Six police cars and a fire truck later: 'We've made a terrible mistake'
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
That's a penis cake (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
The generation that enjoyed the 'summer of love' in the sixties is now suffering from unprecedented levels of STIs in their sixties. (possible nsfw content on page)
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Sun December 09, 2018
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Yes ... there's a reason the mountainside is called Lookout Point (possible nsfw content on page)
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Well, this caps off a week of non-surprises
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Sat December 08, 2018
(Wiley)
 
 
 
Students fill out professor evaluation forms more favorably if cookies are provided
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Meth is a hell of a drug which can eventually turn you into skullface
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(Cincinnati Enquirer)
 
 
 
Former Miss Kentucky became a teacher. But since you are reading about her on Fark you can guess what happened recently
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(WRCB)
 
 
 
Cop fired for having "relationship" with a high school student. Fark. Who was over 18. TotalFark: Cop wasn't working at the school. UltraFark: Internal affairs investigation noted cop hadn't violated any department policies or criminal laws
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
Apparently net neutrality applies to text messages. Or will for another few days, anyway
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's some "ice pancakes" floating down a river in the Scottish highlands
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
...wait, is that a chupacabra? (possible nsfw content on page)
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Fri December 07, 2018
(Springfield News-Leader)
 
 
 
Bank robbery story from the '60s has everything: car chase, manhunt and one guy telling his daughter to count to 10 and then start blasting with the rifle as he checked an outbuilding
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
NASA releases stunning new high quality images of Mars taken by InSight probe. Sadly no pixelated pics of alien life yet (possible nsfw content on page)
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(5 News Fayetteville)
 
 
 
Oklahoma state senator wants to name the Rib Eye the 'State Steak Of Oklahoma'. Has time on his hands since 'Crappiest Education System' title has been locked down for years
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(The Journal (Ireland))
 
 
 
Tory Priti Patel goes to the historical playbook to get the Irish border solved. 1847, to be exact
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(WQAD Quad Cities)
 
 
 
If you've been stealing historic doorknobs from the Rock Island Courthouse, officials would like a word with you. Subby saw Historic Doorknobs once, back in their steampunk days
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Trump relaxes school lunch guidelines, says kids should be able to eat as much junk as the President himself
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
World's most modified youth has had over 40 ops including forked tongue and eye tattoos because he 'likes to turn heads' is also in desperate need of a hug and a positive role model (NSFW)
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Mum sends son to school with prop for nativity play that turns out to be a blow-up sex doll, swears she was just helping it over the fence, officer (some NSFW content on page)
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Autographed pics of Ryan Reaves' hit on Tom Wilson taken down and 'destroyed', kind of like what Mr. Reaves did to Tom
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(Fox 61 Connecticut)
 
 
 
Teacher assaults three officers after they find him sitting in his car, drunk. Don't judge till you've taught a bunch of screaming snowflakes all day
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Thu December 06, 2018
(Politico)
 
 
 
According to a new poll, the majority of voters are concerned about climate change while the majority of current American presidents still don't believe in it
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(Fox 4 KC)
 
 
 
Family shocked after mother's suspicious last will leaves everything to pastor
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(Springfield News-Leader)
 
 
 
How to tell you have a drinking problem. C) When you wake up with a hangover and try to figure out how the televisions, guns, money and other items you burglarized ended up in your house
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
'Ancient alien base' uncovered underneath the melting ice of Antarctica by tinfoil hat guy using Google Earth. You know it's real because you can see the pixels if you zoom in closer (possible nsfw content on page)
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Cheap and frumpy mum can't understand why her "sexy Santa" suit that she ordered on eBay makes her look "cheap and frumpy" (possible NSFW content on page)
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Aaaaaand *thud* goes the Dynamite (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Gwyneth Paltrow takes credit for making yoga popular, Twitter users respond accordingly. (possible nsfw content on page)
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Wed December 05, 2018
(Entertainment Tonight)
 
 
 
Jennifer Aniston busted into tears after singing with Dolly Parton. No word on whether a threesome broke out afterwards
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(JSOnline)
 
 
 
Lame duck quacks at dawn
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
World's first sex robot for women launched complete with customisable penis, fake stubble and Brad Pitt's chiselled torso. Bonus: it also recites poetry
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Dear Deidre, my husband was blackmailed by a girl he was having filthy online sex with and wears lingerie to pleasure himself at work. Is something wrong ...should I be worried?
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Not content with election tampering, NC GOP tries to force bill through the state legislature that would require all county election boards to be chaired only by Republicans. It's okay though, Democrats can chair the boards in odd years. Wait
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Maybe it's time for California to come up with a new cuisine, being they have been invaded by giant alien swamp rats
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
'Legionnaires' Cooling Tower' is officially the least popular ride at Disneyland
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Today's ingenious plan from Hulu's CEO to get himself punched in the balls: Hulu wants to force ads on to the screen whenever you pause
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Michigan man wins scarecrow contest
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Spanish warship trolls the Brits at Gibraltar, invades the waters blaring Spanish national anthem (possible nsfw content on page)
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Tue December 04, 2018
(Fox 8 Cleveland)
 
 
 
When Triumph the Insult Comic Dog needs to poop on something, he grabs a delicious bowl of Triumph Dog Food
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(WGNTV Chicago)
 
 
 
Remember the lady whose family claimed American Airlines left her in a wheelchair overnight? Apparently they forgot about camera footage
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(NBC 2 Fort Myers)
 
 
 
You're a mean one, Mr. Florida Man
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
One weird trick that gets Trump furious that Iran wants everyone to know (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
The Russo Brothers talk about Deadpool, X-Men, Infinity War, injecting politics Into blockbusters, and other minor stuff
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(TC Palm)
 
 
 
Arrest of serial sex toy swiper gives cops great pleasure
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Greece lost their Marbles, again (possible nsfw content on page)
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Girl brings home typically Aussie cute octopus in a shell from the beach only to find out it's a very dangerous deadly blue-ringed octopus that can kill you
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
I'm not saying a NASA Scientist said aliens may have visited Earth...but a NASA Scientist has said aliens may have visited Earth because some UFO sightings 'cannot be explained or denied' (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Esquire)
 
 
 
Starbucks vs YouPorn, in which YouPorn employees are the clear winners
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Mon December 03, 2018
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
The Queen herself has had to step in to save Christmas as a reported feud of Duchesses escalates (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
Hope you saved the receipt for that fancy new 4K TV you just bought as Japan just launched their first 8K TV broadcasts
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Tumblr plans to ban porn starting December 17th, close its doors after losing 90% of its users December 18th
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Biblical scholars claim Ark of the Covenant is in Ethiopia, say it belongs in a museum (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Fox 17 Grand Rapids)
 
 
 
American Airlines passenger left in wheelchair overnight at airport after flight was canceled. At least they managed not to assault her
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(Cosmos Magazine)
 
 
 
Bacon. In. Spaaaaaaace
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Vegans not content with shaming people for eating meat are now coming after our language, 'bringing home the bacon' and other phrases could be soon be banned to stop upsetting them
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Sometimes getting kicked by a horse leads to a life that is alive and kicking, especially when the kick points out the testicular tumour
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Brexiteers think a second leave vote is a "betrayal" (possible nsfw content on page)
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Sun December 02, 2018
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Chocolate fans in total meltdown after finding chocolate, of all things, in their advent calendars
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Brett Favre claims he was "duped into racism" by white supremacists
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Sat December 01, 2018
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Mutant musclebound bovine beefcake sparks roid rage row
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(Polygon)
 
 
 
Say what you will about Fallout 76's bugs, lack of content, false advertising, PR fails, at least they got the anti-griefing system locked down...oh shiat
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(JSOnline)
 
 
 
The Wisconsin GOP lost badly in state/local elections, so of course they're using their lame duck session to hobble the office of Governor, limit the powers of the legislature and basically destroy the state on their way out the door. MAGA achieved
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
'And here is the spot where Elon Musk thought he could fit a submarine''
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Fri November 30, 2018
(WGNTV Chicago)
 
 
 
Hockey tournament ends with backhand "Spin-o-Rama" shot in a double overtime shootout
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(WNEP Scranton)
 
 
 
Life-sized gingerbread house - awesome, or awesome setting for a horror movie?
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
The ten most secret sites you can't view on Google Earth...or the lizard people in black suits will give you a visit (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Just in case you don't have enough places to watch old TV shows, Facebook Watch has jumped into the game with Buffy, Angel, and Firefly. That's right, Facebook Watch. You really want people to notice, come out with new Firefly episodes
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(Las Cruces Sun-News)
 
 
 
DC refuses marriage certificate due to concerns over: A) same-sex religious opposition, B) racism, or C) proof of New Mexico's statehood
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(The Journal (Ireland))
 
 
 
Man who touched woman with penis on Dublin Bus claimed he was urinating at the time, court hears. Because that makes it all better
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(WQAD Quad Cities)
 
 
 
The most popular Christmas candy is not candy canes. (Checks list) Also, what the fark is reindeer corn?
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(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Facebook and Instagram ban Massachusetts's recreational pot shop pages. Budweiser and Jack Daniel's Whiskey pages are still up and running
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Mum offered to have sex with takeaway workers in return for free fried chicken. Staff gave her four free chicken wings in the hope she would leave. She did not
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Three women wear a sensor-loaded smart dress out to a nightclub and get groped 157 times in experiment
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(JSOnline)
 
 
 
Mustard has its own entire museum... for me to Poupon
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
The steaks have just got bigger as US farmer claims he owns world's biggest cow
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Not content with swinging the election, the Russians helped Trump, Jr. with the coverup too
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Thu November 29, 2018
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Brazen thief with a very VERY large pair of boots steals 80 sheep worth more than £4,000 from rural village in Scotland
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"The conversations between some combination of Manafort, Trump and the lawyers for both of them were not privileged, and Mueller is entitled to know their contents"
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(AsiaOne)
 
 
 
Miranda Kerr won't apologize for mum-bod. Hansen inconsolable
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Suspicious dumbass husband tests wife's loyalty with a younger man. You can imagine what happened next (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Sinclair distances itself from Boris Ephsteyn's pre-filmed segment that justified tear-gassing immigrant children by stating "His opinions don't reflect our views" despite Sinclair making the video mandatory to air for all stations
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
If you sue Playboy.com for not being blind friendly there's a pretty good chance we know what made you blind in the first place (NSFW content on page)
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Nine gifts for beer lovers that aren't actually beer
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
This is what it sounds like... When doves reich
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Wed November 28, 2018
(Delaware Online)
 
 
 
"For more than two decades, local residents have been decorating a weed with holiday ornaments and displaying it on the turnpike. There's even a well-attended Christmas parade. And a song"
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Express has the scoop on MH370's disappearance, taking the lead from CNN at fomenting hysteria (possible nsfw content on page)
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Sure pregnant women get hungry all the time, but popping open a can of Pringles in a supermarket that has already barred you for your previous behavior is no way to stay out of jail
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(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
It's not gonna be a heartwarming story if the words "sword" and "disemboweled" are used in the first two paragraphs
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
YouTube finally gets that nobody wants to pay for YouTube
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Tue November 27, 2018
(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
"Half-naked" has lost its meaning, but she is cute for a porn-watching druggie
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Nice pair of training balls here (possible nsfw content on page)
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(WGNO)
 
 
 
'Trump denies tear gas was used on child migrants despite pictures, video'
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(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
Man stabs woman because she A: Tried to kill him, B: Threatened to turn him in for drugs. or C: undercooked his potato? Guess where
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Mon November 26, 2018
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
President Trump drops Brexit bombshell on UK MP Thersa May, says UK and America would not be able to strike a trade deal because of her EU trade deal (possible nsfw content on page)
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(VG 24/7)
 
 
 
Bethesda screws players out of refunds, offering digital content instead. Surprisingly, some players are upset by this even though Todd Howard has a long history of screwing players over
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(5 News Fayetteville)
 
 
 
Seriously, did you think the world's first DNA-edited babies wouldn't be born in a Chinese lab?
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Amazon selling hardcore porn DVDs under 'gifts for Dad' Christmas ideas
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
A whopping ninety Tories have said they'll vote against Theresa May's Brexit withdrawal plan just to make shiat worse (possible nsfw content on page)
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
After nearly being wiped out, independent book stores are making a comeback
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Sun November 25, 2018
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Snobby Millennial stoners think they're better than the rest of us average Joe stoners, start to ditch 'mass market' weed for 'connoisseur' cannabis (possible nsfw content on page)
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Not content to let Russia be alone in earning the world's disdain, the U.S. fires tear gas on asylum seekers at the U.S./Mexico border
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(PC Gamer)
 
 
 
Critically-lambasted Fallout 76 is already selling for half its launch price, way back last week
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Ocala Walmart shopper pushing up daisies in garden center after domestic argument gets shooty
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Sat November 24, 2018
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
"I had no idea it was there, honest"
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Spain blinks over Gibraltar (possible nsfw content on page)
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Reason No. 418,836 why you don't have a Facebook account to post sexy pictures of yourself with ambitions of becoming a great poRn star
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Justin Bieber confirms he is a man
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Fri November 23, 2018
(Eurogamer)
 
 
 
IDDQD
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
In a completely not viral marketing attempt to launch a UK version of Storage Wars, man finds £5.8 million in a storage unit he got in an auction bid
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Is this how monks reach Nirvana?
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Bitcoin Babies could usher a return to the "Golden Age" of capitalism (possible nsfw content on page)
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Thu November 22, 2018
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
This morning I fought with other adults over a plush toy from a commercial
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Wed November 21, 2018
(WWE)
 
 
 
CAN Candace LeRae play nice with Nikki Cross? WILL Tony Nese fall to the DARk side? WHO will advance in the NXT UK Women's Title tourney? "Wrasslin' Wednesday" starts @ 7pm ET on WWE Network
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Tue November 20, 2018
(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Dear Deidre, I prefer first-time sex with complete strangers instead of making it with my missus of many years. Dear first-timer, who the hell doesn't
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Apparently, unilaterally withdrawing from nuclear treaties has set the stage for Cuban Missile Crisis II: Electric Boogaloo. Who would'a thunk it? (possible nsfw content on page)
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(WHO TV Des Moines)
 
 
 
The Trump administration helped push the national 4-H club to remove a contentious LGBT-friendly policy, setting off a battle that eventually led to the firing earlier this year of the top 4-H leader in Iowa
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
"This is not a coup," says Jacob Rees-Mogg as he prepares a coup (possible nsfw content on page)
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Video shows helicopter dropping water on wildfire stop to rescue three people and two dogs trapped in the middle of the blaze
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(Fox 40 Sacramento)
 
 
 
George Carlin lookalike and his buddy decide a raging wildfire is a good time to break into a fire station
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(TC Palm)
 
 
 
Florida man says Santa came early, leaving cocaine, marijuana and several guns in his kitchen. 'Tis the season
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Has the U.S. been surpassed in fighter/interceptor capability? View the new Chinese J-20 and see for yourself (possible nsfw content on page)
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(WTVR)
 
 
 
Federal Air Marshals accused of more than 200 gun mishaps. Good thing they don't work in a confined space crammed with potential victims
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Normally, a story about a Russian woman jumping into a lake wouldn't make the front page of national news. There must be some special angle here to make it compelling. Let's see. Oh, that's a good angle. Oh, rear view, very nice. RUN IT (possibly NSFW)
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Tumblr removd frm Apple app store ovr abuse imges
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Mon November 19, 2018
(ABC)
 
 
 
Go inside the secretly awesome Basilwood goat farm in California
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Man disappears from 49rs game after leaving seat to use restroom. Officials suggest checking the backup quarterback position
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(Fox 8 Cleveland)
 
 
 
106-year-old celebrates birthday with gourmet meal at her favorite restaurant, Taco Bell
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(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
'Authorities in South Carolina are hoping to identify a man disguised in bunny ears in connection with stolen deer cameras.'
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
That Norwegian frigate that sank after a collision? It had a U.S. Navy officer stationed on board as part of an exchange program, and he's now part of the investigation. Will be given the nickname 'Fjord' for the rest of his career
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Do they have a section on orgies in the Guinness World Records?
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Sat November 17, 2018
(1011 Now Lincoln)
 
 
 
Not content with illegally importing painkillers to use for executions, the Nebraska Attorney General cracks down on the scourge of CBD oil
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(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
Flat-Earthers from around the globe gather in Colorado for 2nd annual conference. Wait, read that again, but slowly
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Fri November 16, 2018
(Healthy Holistic Living)
 
 
 
Kris Kristoferson thought for years he had Alzheimer's. Turns out it was a misdiagnosis and he had Lyme Disease
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
'Thunderbird' sighting in the sky leaves nutters on the ground scurrying for protection from the huge mythic creature (possible nsfw content on page)
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Thu November 15, 2018
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Andrew Neil reveals the true puppet master behind Brexit, and the identity of this villain? You guessed it--Frank Stallone (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
Annual tech conference falls apart when attendees drop out due to lack of peer-reviewed content, unease over affiliation with "International Congress on Love and Sex with Robots," and keynote speaker/noted tech guru Steve Bannon
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Wed November 14, 2018
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Watch out looters, you're dealing with a badass over here
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(Fox 8 Cleveland)
 
 
 
Bearded men are found to be more attractive. Here comes the science, hipsters
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(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
'If you want to hear an artificial intelligence social bot tell this reporter "screw you," watch the video above.'
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Jingling coins in WWI soldier's pocket got him shot by the enemy - and also deflected the bullet, saving his life. With pic of the lucky coins
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Tue November 13, 2018
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
During NATO war games, Russia fudged with GPS (possible nsfw content on page)
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Mon November 12, 2018
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Woolsey Fire destroys the old set of 'MASH' in Santa Monica Mountains, Goodbye, farewell, and amen
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Sun November 11, 2018
(BBC)
 
 
 
Has Facebook's war on fake news affected Kosovo's clickbait factories? The answer may shock you
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Sat November 10, 2018
(Metro)
 
 
 
People are apparently "distressed" by a restaurant's grass covered tables. Oh, the horror (possible NSFW content on page)
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Theresa May just lost one of her few remaining Brexit allies as Jo Johnson resigns, stating Brexit is a mistake (possible nsfw content on page)
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Fri November 09, 2018
(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
'Newly-elected Utah House Rep. Phil Lyman's court-ordered probation is scheduled to end ahead of him taking office.'
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(The Sun)
 
Weeners
 
Yves Saint Laurent and Louis C.K. launch Bag Of Dicks jewelry line (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Netflix's "Our Planet" is in no way like "Planet Earth", aside from the content. And the director. And the narrator
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(Pix11)
 
 
 
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, the youngest woman ever elected to Congress, can't afford to rent an apartment in D.C. before she's sworn in come January. "Our electoral system isn't even designed (nor prepared) for working-class people to lead"
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Thu November 08, 2018
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Here's a story to take the edge off this awful morning. Remember Zach Wahls? He's the Eagle Scout who, 7 years ago as a teen, defended the rights of his two lesbian mothers in front of the Iowa House. He's now going to Des Moines as a state senator
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
So, I guess Prince Brock or Prince Hayden is out then? (possible nsfw content on page)
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
More fire departments charging crash cleanup fees after accidents - even if you were not at fault
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Mom mistakes pictures of owls upside down on baby pajamas for boobs. ʎlɹ ɐ⅄ (possible nsfw content on page)
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(DIY Photography)
 
 
 
Before sinking into total despair here are some silly animals
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Two words: Donkey Nannies
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Tue November 06, 2018
(Monroe News Star)
 
 
 
Sovereign Citizen with 'monkey blood' claims he can't be arrested, on the way to jail. No word on what kind of fringe his monkey blood had
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(Fox 40 Sacramento)
 
 
 
Why did the salmon cross the road. Wait, what?
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(Popular Science)
 
 
 
What hath Dog wrought
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Mon November 05, 2018
(AOL)
 
Boobies
 
Need to be encouraged to vote? Chelsea Handler has two good reasons for you (NSFW)
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Sun November 04, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Not just content with murdering Jacob Wohl, this guy fed him into the wood chipper
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Naps can help improve mood, alertness, and performance. Or they can prompt a critically missing officer alert
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Your one-stop shop for fantasy football rankings, sleepers and more is right here. Come on in and bask in the collective wisdom of the Fark Fantasy Football experts as Week 9 presents some interesting matchups
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Sat November 03, 2018
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Woman left with "farting boob" after botched breast enlargement (PNSFW/Graphic content)
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Fri November 02, 2018
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Today's WTF is brought to you by 1,000 teeth found at dentistry in Valdosta, Georgia (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Fox 8 Cleveland)
 
 
 
Target offers something called 'Skip the Line' for Black Friday. Not sure if this will increase or decrease civil unrest
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Actual headline: Colombian hookers 'plied men with drugs during orgies at notorious sex island party'. They say that like it's a bad thing. NSFW images obviously (possible nsfw content on page)
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(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Students transform school into Hogwarts to surprise classmate fighting rare disease
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(Fox 17 Grand Rapids)
 
 
 
Boy trick-or-treating as Donald Trump sad when woman says she should slap him, doesn't realize most people would pay extra for that
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Entire article written by author who doesn't seem to understand listing price is not purchasing price on eBay (possible nsfw content on page)
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Thu November 01, 2018
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Oh, wait. You're serious. Let me laugh even harder. (possible nsfw content on page)
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Wed October 31, 2018
(Las Cruces Sun-News)
 
 
 
Man trespasses to pick pecans, argues with owner, fights with police. What a nut
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(WGNO)
 
 
 
Former North Dakota lawmaker dies after eating raw oysters in New Orleans
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(5 News Fayetteville)
 
 
 
Health officials confirm outbreak at cancer center. I mean, besides cancer
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(WHNT Huntsville)
 
 
 
'Piggyback Bandit' to be extradited from Alabama to New Jersey for some piggyback charges
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(WTVR)
 
 
 
Man dressed as the Terminator learns wearing live ammo to a college class is not a great idea these days
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Tue October 30, 2018
(WTVR)
 
 
 
'A man wanted in three jurisdictions was arrested Monday at Stafford Marketplace after striking ten vehicles before climbing onto the roof of a Five Guys restaurant and hiding in an air conditioning unit.'
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Sweeney Todd had a lasting influence on the English it seems (possible nsfw content on page)
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
"Where's the Ka-Boom? There was supposed to be a Mars-shattering Ka-Boom" (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Fox 5 San Diego)
 
 
 
'Suspected sex shop slayer' is not the headline you want appearing over your photo
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(Mansfield News Journal)
 
 
 
Don't eat any blue-tinted rock candy you find in your trick-or-treat bag
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(5 News Fayetteville)
 
 
 
Peanut Butter cup fans already up in arms, winded, over thinner version of the candy
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Apparently sex orgies with poo being flung all over the hotel room is all the rage with the Saudi Arabian ruling class (possible nsfw content on page)
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
'A New Hampshire state lawmaker producing and starring in a porn film assaulted his business partner in California after he felt his scenes didn't go well'
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(5 News Fayetteville)
 
 
 
Police chief tases woman as she's watching her home burn to the ground, then things get all Arkansas
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(Fox 61 Connecticut)
 
 
 
A Texas restaurant is serving flaming hot Cheetos ice cream
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
"More than 20 Brazilian universities were invaded by the military police in the past 2 days. They confiscated material on the history of fascism..." That's a lot of universities
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Mon October 29, 2018
(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
14-year-old Jack Russell Terrier with terminal cancer gets to be police K-9 for a day
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(Lafayette Journal & Courier)
 
 
 
Student urinates on electrical outlet in attempt to start fire. Bonus: Helpful analysis of what happens when urine stream touches electricity
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
UK to mint a commemorative Brexit coin that will begin with a value of fifty pence but, post-Brexit, its value will most likely be a halfpenny (possible nsfw content on page)
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(CNN)
 
 
 
California (A year ago): We will fight and champion for Net Neutrality. California (Today): Hmmm... yeah, about that
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Fri October 26, 2018
(Pix11)
 
 
 
Body cam shows police officer, good Samaritan bend door of burning car to free women trapped inside
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(5 News Fayetteville)
 
 
 
Arkansas Supreme Court justice seeking re-election sues to block out-of-state group's attack ads. Super Pacs turn up leaf blowers, blast pile of money at her
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(Fox 4 KC)
 
 
 
'KC's stolen colon' is the name of my KC and the Sunshine Band tribute act
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(WQAD Quad Cities)
 
 
 
'Rauner's campaign has debuted a foul-mouthed political attack ad depicting his Democratic challenger exchanging vows with Illinois House Speaker Mike Madigan. The officiator concludes the ceremony with "I now pronounce Illinois f---ed."'
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(5 News Fayetteville)
 
 
 
A tired dad invented a new bottle that can be warmed in half the time and get exhausted parents a little more sleep. You, sir, truly deserve this tag
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(KJZZ Tempe)
 
 
 
Not content with only killing such American traditions as eating breakfast cereal and listening to terrestrial radio, Millennials might end up destroying American democracy by not ever voting
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Thu October 25, 2018
(WQAD Quad Cities)
 
 
 
Tall people at greater risk of cancer, study finds. Also more likely to spit on people and tell them it's raining when asked 'How's the weather up there'
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
Man in panda mask doesn't eat shoots and leaves, but does rob convenience store of cigarettes and cash
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Wed October 24, 2018
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Brave man with balls of steel, mind of an idiot lures 'biggest crocodile EVER' out of hiding place (possible nsfw content on page)
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
How does Brexit make you feel?
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Tue October 23, 2018
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Russians take time out from breaking American politics to break packed Roman escalator ahead of Champion's league match (possible nsfw content on page)
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(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
Utah would like to remind Mormon parents that they can't vote in place of their children who are overseas on religious missions
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Hope to win the massive Mega Millions jackpot? These things are more likely to happen than that
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(Fox 4 KC)
 
 
 
'...a drunken night ended with a car being lit on fire and a pumpkin being thrown into the air.'
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(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
Netflix goes $2 billion in debt to fund and create moar original content, which their proprietary algorithm will transmogrify into shows hopefully resembling the same old Netflix shows you binge today
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Mon October 22, 2018
(WHNT Huntsville)
 
 
 
Counterfeiters are already selling Rocket City Trash Pandas merchandise online, despite the fact that the team's logo hasn't been released yet
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Brexit could result in the end of Daylight Saving Time (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
How do you say "Oh wait, you're serious, let me laugh even harder" in Hebrew? (possible nsfw content on page)
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Turkey named 'Smoke' stalks streets of Ashwaubenon
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Amateur sleuths abort mission to find wreckage of Flight MH370 in Cambodian jungle after they didn't follow TLC's advice (possible nsfw content on page)
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(5 News Fayetteville)
 
 
 
Man orders two waters at NC hot dog restaurant, then leaves $10,000 tip. Pic helps explain why
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
As if things couldn't get any weirder, Shaq is in contention for an Oscar
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Sun October 21, 2018
(Metro)
 
 
 
In today's episode of "You're Doing it Wrong", grating cheese (possible NSFW content on page)
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
The Doctor and her companions try to determine who wants to destroy Earth's Civil Rights movement as the team meets and saves Rosa Parks. We know it's a new enemy, but who would be that sinister? Find out in "Rosa." Doctor Who, 8PM ET on BBC America (NSFW content on page)
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Attention residents of Jackson, WI: there are to be no shenanigans during the Brewers game
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Fri October 19, 2018
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
It's about time: LeBron James finally compares the L.A. Lakers to instant oatmeal (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Pittsburgh Tribune-Review)
 
 
 
I am not a pervert, but I pretend to be one when I am alone
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Doesn't look like Jesus to me. Looks like Hitler, with long flowing hair, sniffing a flower (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
British crypto-nazi and part-time Spitting Image puppet Nigel Farage refused entry to EU meeting after being deemed a possible security risk. He was not able to foresee such a circumstance transpiring (possible nsfw content on page)
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Thu October 18, 2018
(CBS4 Indy)
 
 
 
This Michigan Pizza shop doesn't deliver, at all, and even if they did, 225 miles away would DEFINITELY be out of their delivery area; but for terminally ill man craving one last slice? They made an exception
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(The Brooklyn Paper)
 
 
 
Beloved Williamsburg DVD store to shut down, citing lack of business even after they pivoted to live screenings and getting a full bar license. They should have pivoted to renting LaserDiscs and VHS
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Not content with their mascot inducing nightmares, Burger King doubles down with a burger that induces nightmares
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Wed October 17, 2018
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Sure it was a simple bike"'crash" that killed a U.S. airman who saw top secret NASA photos of alien structures on the moon. SURE, seems likely (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Brexit battle of the has-been rock stars: Who frontman Roger Daltrey savages Bob Geldof Brexit claims, says EU gravy train soaking the UK DRY (possible nsfw content on page)
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Town OKs steep fines for parking near 'The Goonies' house. Second offense results in your hand shoved in a blender
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Come for the "That's No Moon," stay for the "It's a Streetlight" (possible nsfw content on page)
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Tue October 16, 2018
(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
Helmet cam shows skier barely escaping avalanche. Dumbass then decides to whoop loudly
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Watch out US Navy, Iran and its arsenal of Photoshop missiles can hit ANY ship in the Strait of Hormuz if Washington tries to strangle Tehran's oil exports (possible nsfw content on page)
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Mon October 15, 2018
(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
Protip: If you plan on looting after a natural disaster, don't shout, "I'm Looting" while attempting to steal a police car like Florida Man here
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Lotto player accidentally buys two tickets with his sacred numbers. Guess what happens
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
James Hewitt expecting grandchild (possible nsfw content on page)
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Sun October 14, 2018
(Vox)
 
 
 
Candy corn: Halloween's most contentious sweet, explained. Spoiler alert: It's mostly sugar
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
To sterilize silverware, put it in 249 degree F water for 15 minutes. Asking the waiter to bring you boiling water to your table for that purpose does not work unless you plan on ignoring your 17 month old and hiring an attorney. This is Fark
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
"When I left, I didn't shake anyone's hand for three years. I'd seen what people do and how disgusting they are. I didn't want to touch anyone. I was disgusted by humanity." The life of an internet content moderator
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Sat October 13, 2018
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Ahh, but the strawberries that's... that's where I had them. They laughed at me and made jokes but I proved beyond the shadow of a doubt and with... geometric logic
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Finally 'proof' that the 1969 NASA moon landing was fake ...straight from the cutting room floor. Or not. (possible nsfw content on page)
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Know how I know you didn't read the book?
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Fri October 12, 2018
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Prince George is quite the little flirt, as evidenced by his actions at Princess Eugenie's wedding. Hopefully his parents can raise him a proper gentleman (possible nsfw content on page)
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Lindsey Graham reminds everyone that he isn't gay, he just hasn't found the right guy yet (NSFW content on page)
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
You might want to sit down for this one...the Apple iPlane that Kanye told Trump should replace Air Force One isn't designed by Apple. And wasn't ever intended to use hydrogen fuel. And isn't real
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(Pix11)
 
 
 
'Lasso gun' for subduing emotionally disturbed persons tested in Brooklyn. Free-range hipsters on high alert
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Here's every word of Kanye West's bizarre meeting with President Trump. Entertainment tab fights with Politics due to Kardashian content
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Teen Titans: is it more than just "F*ck Batman"?
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(Entertainment Tonight)
 
 
 
If you had lupus, a kidney transplant, and were still inexplicably hung up on whatever the hell a Justin Bieber is, you'd probably be seeking treatment for mental health issues too
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Thu October 11, 2018
(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Ugly-ass newborn baby elephant appears to already know it's living in Oklahoma City
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
The Sun plunges deep into the creepy Purity Movement (possible nsfw content on page)
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Ronald Reagan is back on the campaign trail - as a hologram
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Oh look, the value of Bitcoin babies plunged again and just like that, $13 billion is gone (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Fox 5 San Diego)
 
 
 
United Airlines dropping baggage fees for surfboards going to/from California. Now they'll just break them for free
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Wed October 10, 2018
(WREG Memphis)
 
 
 
38-year-old decides he wants in on latest teen fad, threatens to shoot up his 20th high school reunion
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
BMW takes up two parking spaces and has two tickets; fortunately, everyone agrees the driver is a douchebag (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Fox 4 KC)
 
 
 
High school senior with arthrogryposis, which limits her mobility from the neck down, asks Chiefs quarterback Patrick Mahomes to her high school prom. No word on whether he has caught her pass
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Tue October 09, 2018
(WNEP Scranton)
 
 
 
Officer's body cam manages to stay on as he watches man give CPR to squirrel
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
And now for your daily NASA asteroid warning that the Earth WILL get destroyed tomorrow (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Fox 40 Sacramento)
 
 
 
Insurance company stops covering drug man needs to stay alive after drug company raises price from $600 to $21,000 for a month's supply. Asinine tag checks in after Sick tag told it's a pre-existing condition
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Mon October 08, 2018
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Best Buy: "Welcome to our lawn"
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Canada's horse-headed Loch Ness monster seen riding off into the sunset after being spotted three times thumbing its snout at us humans ...again (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
The Walking Dead returns with "A New Beginning," which does feel like familiarly-tread ground, including a couple of deaths, supply runs, and discontent--all with the specter of Rick Grimes's death hanging in the background [WARNING: SPOILERS]
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Sun October 07, 2018
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
According to new documents, BAASS conducted secret investigation on Skinwalker Ranch in Utah, which was apparently a testing area for unexplained phenomena. DAT BAASS (possible nsfw content on page)
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(WHNT Huntsville)
 
 
 
The devil went down to Georgia, no gold fiddles were awarded
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Sat October 06, 2018
(Entertainment Tonight)
 
 
 
Will Alec Baldwin's Trump return? Will Matt Damon be back? Will we get more of Kate McKinnon portraying men in the Trump administration? Awkwafina [no, that's her name] hosts and the musical guest is whoever Travis Scott is. SNL, 11:30 PM ET on NBC
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Here's how artist Banksy pulled off his shredded art at auction caper. Pure genius (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Forget about looking in the Cambodian jungle for Malaysia Airlines Flight MH370 that's been missing for like FOREVER, there's a second plane that crashed and has been found with the whole cast of Gilligan's Island aboard (possible nsfw content on page)
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Fri October 05, 2018
(5 News Fayetteville)
 
 
 
Arkansas Sen. John Boozman supports Bart O'Kavanaugh, and not just for keg stands. Heh, Boozman
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Not content with mocking Dr Ford, he is now going after the "rude elevator screamers". Bonus: Ooga Booga Soros
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Just in time for Halloween, Mobilimb unveils its Thing phone attachment
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
October 10 set for D-Day for Brexit, or "Dumbass Day," as it should be called (possible nsfw content on page)
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Thu October 04, 2018
(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Tickets for the first game of the NLDS in Milwaukee got a lot more affordable once fans learned the Cubs would not be coming to town
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Macron is about as popular as Trump (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
"The jug where the evidence was found was sealed. As such, the contents inside were preserved, allowing the researchers to further explore the depths of the opium trade and the culture of the time"
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Wed October 03, 2018
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Who knew an adult hotel with a 24-hour Nazi-themed orgy room dedicated to Hitler would spark OUTRAGE. Sure, too much red and black colors everywhere ... but still (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Consumers turn to piracy after internet streaming services with exclusive content allow them to have exactly the kind of a la cart service they demanded from cable companies
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Anyway, here's Theresa May dancing to ABBA (possible nsfw content on page)
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(WHNT Huntsville)
 
 
 
The case that's a gift to headline writers: 'Court documents detail another woman's claim of inappropriate touching, kissing during exam by Dr. Dick'
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Tue October 02, 2018
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Council boss decides Grenfell Tower fire survivors have been farked enough, decides to fark herself instead (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
And now we have the baseless fear Spain will steal Gibraltar from the UK after Brexit (possible nsfw content on page)
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Mon October 01, 2018
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Nanny state Britain grows a pair, finally finds an anti-gun position that's too absurd even for them (possible nsfw content on page)
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Sun September 30, 2018
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
"So I won't be coming into work next week because the Earth will be shrunk to a 330ft sphere because of a Large Hadron Collider experiment. That okay?" (possible nsfw content on page)
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Sat September 29, 2018
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
The mythical sunken lost city of Atlantis has been discovered again, this time off the coast of Ireland. British historian promises he didn't stop at any pubs along the way for his research (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
So, other than utter idiocy, what does a no deal Brexit mean? (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Fox 2 St. Louis)
 
 
 
"Mother files federal lawsuit after son doesn't make varsity team"
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(WHNT Huntsville)
 
 
 
Always pb prepared
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(WGNO)
 
 
 
Pumpkin Pie Enchiladas. Meh, wake me when your pumpkin pie has a churro crust
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Fri September 28, 2018
(Popular Science)
 
 
 
Rover takes film from surface of asteroid. Pew pew pew
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Infant's bikini-clad mom gets DUI after crash, tells cops 'I'm drunk, OK?'
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Bigfoot leaves tourists TERRIFIED after emerging from woods... but for some reason doesn't emerge from behind a conveniently-placed rock (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Fox 4 KC)
 
 
 
13-year-old girl quarterbacks school's football team
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Boris Johnson unveils his very own Brexit plan, presumably drawn up by crayon on old toilet paper (possible nsfw content on page)
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Thu September 27, 2018
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
JK Rowling reacts to accusations of anti-Asian racism in Fantastic Beasts sequel for casting Korean actress as Indonesian character Nagini: "Indonesia comprises a few hundred ethnic groups, including Javanese, Chinese and Betawi. Have a lovely day" (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Pix11)
 
 
 
"Yeah, but it's a dry cold"
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Wed September 26, 2018
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
NASA finally finds the Mars Opportunity rover after it went missing during a Martian death storm. Problem is it's still mad at us and won't communicate because it feels slighted (possible nsfw content on page)
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
"Arizona realtors know him as 'the foot fetish guy,' and he's been creeping them out for years"
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