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Sun July 22, 2018
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Fallout from the Brexit idiocy will continue to fall on Theresa May as more of her ministers are preparing to resign (possible nsfw content on page)
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(The British Open)
 
 
 
Tiger is in serious contention. Could this be the comeback we've all been waiting for? Anybody want to talk about THEEE open? Live right now on NBC
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Sat July 21, 2018
(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
Seems these North Carolinian preschoolers will have a boring summer this year
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
What the world will look like after all the ice melts because of global warming. Bonus: No more Florida (possible nsfw content on page)
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Fri July 20, 2018
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Woman gives birth to 6th child in her garden in front of 1.4 million people. That's one big garden (possible nsfw content on page)
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Thu July 19, 2018
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
The EU might just delay Article 50 a bit longer (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Viewers in the UK are having night terrors over an anti-fraud commercial from Barclays because "the woman's face is so scary" (possible nsfw content on page)
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Wed July 18, 2018
(Re/code)
 
 
 
So, apparently Mark Zuckerberg thinks there is some sort of good faith debate about the Holocaust
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(Irish Examiner)
 
 
 
40% of people's earliest memory may be a lie, according to scientists
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(Fox 4 KC)
 
 
 
'Relax, you are about to get a snake massage' makes for a good headline, poor pickup line
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Tue July 17, 2018
(NBC 2 Fort Myers)
 
 
 
Trump doesn't understand why betraying America to Russia makes Republicans angry. After all, that's pretty much been his whole act for the past decade
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(NBC 2 Fort Myers)
 
 
 
6 things to know about the Russian spy who totally didn't send Russian money to the NRA
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(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
Woman busted for selling meth appears very happy to have been awake for four straight days
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(WQAD Quad Cities)
 
 
 
Lava bomb hits Hawaii tour boat after captain fails his saving throw against fire mage
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Mon July 16, 2018
(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
Cops give up chasing man on stolen motorcycle, just wait for him at his home after recognizing him. Tag is for the man for going straight home
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(Pix11)
 
 
 
Trump and Putin to go 1-on-1. Putin to ignore trash talk, rain 3s before breaking Trump's ankles with a crossover
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Looks like France and the U.S. have more in common than we thought (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Kathleen Kennedy goes up in Snoke (possible nsfw content on page)
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Sun July 15, 2018
(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
GOP: "We think Charlotte would be a great place to host our 2020 convention." Charlotte City Council: "On second thought, hmm... let us ponder this for a bit. We'll get back to you"
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(The Journal (Ireland))
 
 
 
People trust science experts more than government. Mulder, Scully unavailable for comment
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Sat July 14, 2018
(Popular Science)
 
 
 
Sorry to break this to you fad dieters, but ancient hunter-gatherers didn't all eat paleo ... though they did like Crossfit, apparently
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Knowing that Brits having sex indoors is sick enough and worthy of eyebleach, Spain attempts to ban them from having sex on the streets of their country (possible nsfw content on page)
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Fri July 13, 2018
(Some Lush)
 
 
 
The 10 healthiest types of alcohol you can drink. CHEERS (Some NSFW content on page)
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
In the fight between Florida Man and Code Enforcement Guy, sometimes Freedom of Speech wins
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(Pix11)
 
 
 
Jet ski found six years after Hurricane Sandy on nearby lawn with keys still in it starts up on the first try
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Thu July 12, 2018
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Build-A-Bear hosts "Pay Your Age" day today. Since this is Fark, you know how this turns out (possible nsfw content on page)
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Wed July 11, 2018
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
As if cockpit crews don't have enough to deal with at the St Maarten airport (possible nsfw content on page)
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
A look inside Japan's super-secret big meanie murder jail, where they kill people with paltry excuses such as "They murdered 13 people in a subway with Sarin nerve gas" (possible nsfw content on page)
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
♪ I'm an ice cream man, kidnapped by some crazy guy... ♪
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Unforeseen consequences of the heat wave: Stores put up signs saying they won't accept "sweaty boob money" that was tucked inside shoppers' bras. In related news, Sweaty Boob Money is a terrific Motley Crue tribute band name (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Indy100)
 
 
 
England fan pledges that if Harry Maguire scores against Sweden, he would get his face tattooed on his chest. Maguire does and he does. Harry Maguire: "Ummmm"
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(Fox 4 KC)
 
 
 
Australian rangers capture massive crocodile after 8-year search. Not sure how it took 8 years, that thing is so big you could spot it from space
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Tue July 10, 2018
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Wow. Such voting. Very democracy
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(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Thief with prosthetic leg flees scene in truck with prosthetic wheel
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Woman who has clearly never been on Fark learns the hard way not to taunt the left jab monkey (possible nsfw content on page)
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
It's the battle of the blimps, with £35k raised for a Baby Khan balloon in retaliation for Baby Trump (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Woman decides to propose to boyfriend by putting ring in Kinder Egg, then putting it inside her vagina, ends up proposing in hospital. Unclear if they still assembled the toy in the end (possible nsfw content on page)
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(The Sun)
 
Boobies
 
Woman uses 40EE breasts to predict the outcome of every England World Cup match. Good news, England: It's coming home. You better believe The Sun is there (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Parents condemned for calling baby "abcde". What's the strangest baby name you've ever heard? (possible nsfw content on page)
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Update: ALL Thai soccer boys have been rescued from cave after 17 days (possible nsfw content on page)
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Mon July 09, 2018
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Theresa May wards off a Tory coup (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
A new Brexit secretary has been named as Theresa May's political life hangs in the balance (possible nsfw content on page)
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Headline: I know my £100k cosmetic surgery addiction could kill me, but at least I'll look good in my coffin (possible nsfw content on page)
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
Miss Massachusetts pageant has contestants do a comedy skit with a #MeToo joke. No word who won the Facepalm competition
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
AT&T, who successfully acquired HBO last month, says the network with 42 million subscribers, six billion dollars in profit and 29 Emmys in 2017 must change direction to flourish
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(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
Why not try zip lining? One could be stuck hanging over a pool filled with alligators is why
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(Fox 40 Sacramento)
 
 
 
Shirtless DUI driver runs back to burning car to light cigarette, "singeing part of his eyebrows off in the process." With happy mugshot goodness
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(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
Teacher convicted of having sex with a student decides to violate her parole by selling meth from her car
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(WHNT Huntsville)
 
 
 
Bad: Man walks up to the pulpit in church and calls out estranged wife and father-in-law. Worse: tries to pull gun from holster. Whew: Congregants tackled and restrained him
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Sun July 08, 2018
(Vulture)
 
 
 
HBO's next must-watch series is here as the adaptation of Sharp Objects arrives, with Amy Adams and Patricia Clarkson leading the cast. In the opener, a reporter returns home to St. Louis and winds up enthralled in a murder mystery. 8PM ET on HBO
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(CBC)
 
 
 
eBay cancels auction of 6-year old McDonald's Cheeseburger and Fries. Claims advertisers complained about competition from patently stale content
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Sat July 07, 2018
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Nigel Farage goes full moron (possible nsfw content on page)
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Fri July 06, 2018
(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
Article on how to better retain what you read. That reminds me of something I saw somewhere about remembering content of books like...wait...what am I submitting here again?
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Wed July 04, 2018
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Get ready for an oil crash (possible nsfw content on page)
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Tue July 03, 2018
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Because we need reminders the UK is as farked up as the US, Brexiteers may collapse the government by week's end if they don't get their way (possible nsfw content on page)
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Mon July 02, 2018
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Jesus used cannabis oil to perform "miracles" (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Indy100)
 
 
 
According to NPR, 2018 is the anus of women, or something
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Sun July 01, 2018
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
British school children on a trip to Italy smash a priceless 16th century tabernacle of "Madonna and Child." Wonder how much that'll cost the parents (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
This day in 1984 the "PG-13" rating is introduced by the Motion Picture Association of America. Trivia fact: Upon the suggestion of Steven Spielberg
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Liberal malcontent Al Sharpton says that he tried discussing racial issues with Trump, but the conversations were painful, and they made him uncomfortable. Just kidding, GOP Senator Tim Scott said that. But he still has hope that Trump will change
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Sat June 30, 2018
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
The NSA is deleting a non-zero number of call records. You submitted this from your solid gold house immediately after having sexy times with hot lingerie and/or Speedo models
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Fri June 29, 2018
(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
Your weather term of the day is 'Heat Burst'
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
The most detailed analysis of Victoria Beckham's signature pose you will read today or any day (possible nsfw content on page)
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(WHNT Huntsville)
 
 
 
Sextuplets at six months are just what we need on this Friday
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(Q13 Fox)
 
 
 
OK, who put "classic car" and "Chevy Nova" in the same headline?
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Thu June 28, 2018
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Great, now we're gonna go to war against Portugal (NSFW content on page)
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(Loudwire)
 
 
 
Sign language translator has too good a time interpreting songs for deaf patrons at Lamb of God concert. This brings up so many new questions. (with video)
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(Cincinnati Enquirer)
 
 
 
I admire the commitment it takes to continue committing a felony by climbing a tree to do so
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
You will never see another list of 'life hacks' like this one (possible nsfw content on page)
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(WHNT Huntsville)
 
 
 
It's Sea Lice season along Florida's beaches. With helpful 'after' pic
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Wed June 27, 2018
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Along with their horrible ruling on unions the swing vote Supreme Court Justice decides in the middle of a contentious midterm election season to retire. Goddamnit. Your MSNBC thread may start at 8 p.m. ET, but heavy drinking starts now
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(WGAL 8)
 
 
 
People in Pennsylvania will camp out overnight for chance to meet actor Channing Tatum
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(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
Planters Cheez Balls are coming back after 12 years, just in time for the next Fark party. Still spelled with a 'z' for legal reasons
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(5 News Fayetteville)
 
 
 
Chicago & REO Speedwagon Concert Delayed At Walmart AMP, so stay home and charge your hoveround
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Tue June 26, 2018
(WNEP Scranton)
 
 
 
Nervous patients ask for dentist's dogs to sit in on their procedures. Dentist continues to have one-sided conversations with everyone in the room
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
County Supervisor demonstrates drinking and boating laws
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(WTAE)
 
 
 
Cool: Dodge Charger. Cooler: 1972 Dodge Charger. Coolest: Roberto Clemente's 1972 Dodge Charger. (Warning on the auto-play, but with a 1972 Dodge Charger, you want it to start right up)
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Strrrrtlyt spotted over Wales. Ey wnttybyllyv (possible nsfw content on page)
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Mon June 25, 2018
(The Sun)
 
 
 
If they're truly real life vampire king and queen, then how could The Sun be there? (possible nsfw content on page)
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(wtnh.com)
 
 
 
Rattlesnakes living in your pool noodles? It's more likely than you think. Pleasant dreams
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Sun June 24, 2018
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Han Solo's Blaster from the "Return of the Jedi" just sold for $55,000 at a Las Vegas auction. Wait ....correction. Make that $550,000
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
2018 winner of the World's Ugliest Dog contest is imperfectly adorable
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Sat June 23, 2018
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Does tapping a can actually stop it from fizzing? Here comes the sci *phsssssssssttttttttt* OH GOD DAMMINIT IT SPILLED EVERYWHERE (possible nsfw content on page)
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Fri June 22, 2018
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Welcome to Oxford University's annual pagan party - the drugs bars are at the back, sex tent to your left and virgins are being spanked on stage (possible nsfw content on page). Sounds awesome
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Thu June 21, 2018
(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
Facebook announces new subscription groups that charge members from $5 to access special content. Man, what kind of idiot came up with that idea? Also sign up for TotalFark
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Woman discovers blood-stained glove in roast chicken she was going to give to her dogs. In other news, someone bought a whole roast chicken just for their dogs (possible nsfw content on page)
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Wed June 20, 2018
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Portugal's Pepe almost killed in violent soccer collision (possible nsfw content on page)
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Parents fight it out during youth softball tournament in Tennessee. Elegant display of belly bumping, cheap shots, annoying screams
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Your team scored a last minute goal to beat Tunisia in the World Cup, so you might want to try and stay alive for the next match (possible nsfw content on page)
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Tue June 19, 2018
(The Sun)
 
 
 
In news that 'might' have been relevant in 2006, Paris Hilton says she's still feuding with Lindsay Lohan (possible nsfw content on page)
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Mon June 18, 2018
(NBC 2 Fort Myers)
 
 
 
If bitcoin ever became a widely used form of money, it could crash the internet, cause cats and dogs to live together, mass hysteria, Dogecoin to become the world's reserve currency
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Android users warned of new "Frankenstein" virus targeting their OS. Meanwhile, iPhone users are warned of continually overpaying for cheap technology (possible nsfw content on page)
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Sun June 17, 2018
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Tis but a scratch (GRAPHIC images & NSFW content on page)
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Fri June 15, 2018
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Russia's World Cup will cost $46B. Sochi cost them $51B. It'd be a real buzzkill if someone managed to sneak photos of the impoverished glue-sniffing Russian citizens out of their media blackout wouldn't it? (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Woman's father died because she couldn't afford the $5 hospital parking fee (possible nsfw content on page)
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Thu June 14, 2018
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Four Russian female hooligans including a Nazi-supporting McDonald's worker have been banned from World Cup stadiums, however you wouldn't ban three of the four of them (possible nsfw content on page)
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Wed June 13, 2018
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Comcast outbids Disney for 21st Century Fox assets. That sound you hear is Rupert Murdoch cackling with maniacal laughter
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
The hell with owning your own island, now you can own your own toll bridge (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Plagiarizing an essay about plagiarism might get you a failing grade, on Fark (NSFW content on page)
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Tue June 12, 2018
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Australians blame McDonald's for poor bladder control (possible nsfw content on page)
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Sun June 10, 2018
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Will Bernard remember? How will Ghost Nation deal with a car full of Delos executives? What are the origins of Akecheta and his tribe? Will Maeve reemerge to continue her reign of terror? What of the Man in Black? Westworld, "Kiksuya," 9pm ET on HBO (NSFW content on page)
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(Formula 1)
 
 
 
Vettel starts at pole, Hamilton at P4 and hoping that Verstappen is Mad Max. It's the opposite of Monaco, the Montreal Grand Prix. Green Lights at 2:10pm ET
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Boxers stop fight to watch massive brawl that erupts in the audience (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Meanwhile, there's that other leader who isn't qualified to run a country attempting to circumvent her country's system of checks-and-balances and not listen to the wishes of the majority (possible nsfw content on page)
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
The Bad Place
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Sat June 09, 2018
(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Daily Dot explores the history of the acronym NSFW, including Drew's early attempt in 2007 to trademark the phrase for Fark
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Fri June 08, 2018
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Scientists recover lost NASA tapes from the monumental Apollo space missions, solve decades old mystery of why moon's surface temperature spiked by one to two degrees Celsius (possible nsfw content on page)
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Thu June 07, 2018
(Phoronix)
 
 
 
Windows, Linux, and macOS benchmarks. My headline isn't very funny but at least the content is geekier than getting out breast milk stains
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Tue June 05, 2018
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Map reveals literal translations behind countries names although Trump already knew that Sudan was 'Land of the Blacks' (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Kim Kardashian reveals purple monkey dishwater photosynthesis orangutan
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
I'm not saying people with Rh-negative blood are aliens, but they're aliens (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Your official state twitter account might be a Russian bot
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Mon June 04, 2018
(The Sun)
 
 
 
♫It's a Hay Fever Hell, oh yeah, Hay Fever Hell♫ (possible nsfw content on page)
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Not content with destroying America, Steve Bannon has now successfully destroyed Italy
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(Daily Mail)
 
Weeners
 
♪ "I'm a shark I'll eat your diiiiick"♪ (NSFW/Graphic content)
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Sun June 03, 2018
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
A list of celebrity mega-mansions for sale in NJ includes the sad news that actor John Amos is losing his modest suburban home to foreclosure
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Fri June 01, 2018
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Irony is strong as story about Facebook removing Trending stories section appears in Trending stories section on Facebook
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Tend your garden or burglars will spring up like weeds (possible nsfw content on page)
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Thu May 31, 2018
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Dear Deidre: I'm having mind-blowing sex with a smoking hot coworker. But I fear he is snubbing me right now because he is a Muslim and observing Ramadan. I know that I'm not the ideal girl for him and my father is very racist. What can I do? (possible nsfw content on page)
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Astronauts, kissing in the capsule. Oh man, look at those spacemen go. It's the freakiest show (possible nsfw content on page)
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Wed May 30, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
MST3K and Fark favorite, Rowsdower, finally has a beer on the sun. RIP
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Ambien maker Sanofi: "racism is not a known side effect"
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Tue May 29, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Rosanne Barr calls a former Obama official an ape, calls George Soros a Nazi and incorrectly says Chelsea Clinton is married to one of Soros' nephews. The Aristocrats
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Mon May 28, 2018
(Medical News Today)
 
 
 
Because of course the first thing I want to remember in the morning is trying to swim naked through the air while being chased by sharks playing bagpipes
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Yo dawg, I heard you like shirts, so here's a £935 t-shirt for your shirt (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Under calls for impeachment, Italy's president appoints a new prime minister, who was once a chief for the IMF. IT'S SO UNBELIEVABLE (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
No, Donald. No they wouldn't. Many died fighting against fascism. Not for "on both sides"
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Melania makes like a banana
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Sun May 27, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Well, here we finally are: "Why didn't Obama bother to just stop me?"
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(Daily Edge (Ireland))
 
 
 
Now that Ireland has come to its senses about abortion, let's take a moment to appreciate these bizarre ancient Irish fertility carvings of gargoyles holding their vulvae that adorn churches (NSFW if stone/metal vulvae are not safe for your workplace)
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Former and now dead manager of the Bay City Rollers may have been a pedo. Probably should just go ahead and investigate all boy band managers. It would save time (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
"Who's going to give back the young and beautiful lives (and others) that have been devastated and destroyed by the phony Russia Collusion Witch Hunt?" Trump demands to know in a bizarre Sunday morning rant. Truly, this is what Memorial Day is about
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Sat May 26, 2018
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Police release composite sketch of alleged conman, who was apparently wearing a tinted windshield from a '78 Buick (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Trump: "Democrats need to act to stop these horrible policies I've enacted"
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Fri May 25, 2018
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Human-chicken hybrids created in US lab, which hopefully means another season of 'Kids in the Hall' is in our future (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Tomi Lahren on the NFL caving to Trump: "Players can still pout in the locker room till their heart's content. But at least we proud Americans don't have to watch them disrespect our country on the field anymore." Bet you don't stand at home, Tomi
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Thu May 24, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Huh, now why would the FBI do a document dump on known pedophilic trafficker, Jeffrey Epstein? Bonus: Done just before the adults were forced to give the classified dumbass session on Capitol Hill
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Unusual premises for a D&D game: What if Rihanna was pope?
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Please enjoy Mike Huckabee's stand-up routine over North Korea
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Sleep well, America
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Wed May 23, 2018
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Man buys two Papa John's pizzas for around $40 eight years ago, today a slice is worth over $5 million
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Tue May 22, 2018
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
The retail apocalypse hits the UK as Marks & Spencer announces the closure of 100 stores over the course of four years (possible nsfw content on page)
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Four drunk Brits arrested for starting hotel fire with an aerosol and lighter (pics) (possible nsfw content on page)
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Mon May 21, 2018
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Cunning Aer Lingus passenger jet photobombs the royal wedding. The Sun is there (possible nsfw content on page)
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
You know that annoying thumping sound your car makes, when you open a window? Here's how to get rid of it. The Sun is there (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
I'm going to blame Chuck Schumer for the state of affairs regarding trade with China, then promise to work with him. Better insult Obama while I'm at it
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Sun May 20, 2018
(The Sun)
 
 
 
In the afterglow of the Royal Wedding, Hugh Grant has finally decided to tie the knot for the first time at age 57, sets up ceremony for later this month. "This is a day none of Hugh's friends ever thought would come" (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Putin slams the royal wedding for being the remnants of a bloody empire and force-feeding coverage to the world (possible nsfw content on page)
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Fri May 18, 2018
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Prince Charles will walk Meghan Markle down the aisle since her father got out of it (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
How cabin crew judge if you are drunk on a plane because they don't know your Fark handle (possible nsfw content on page)
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
They're not saying it's aliens, but...well, actually, yeah - they're saying it's aliens (possible nsfw content on page)
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Sandra Bullock touts product "made from the foreskin of Korean newborn babies" (possible nsfw content on page)
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Thu May 17, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
House rejects Trump's bribe...I mean, "bailout" for Chinese manuspying company ZTE. Expect an announcement shortly by the Chinese declaring they're pulling out of the Indonesian Trump Tower and Corrupt Pleasure Palace
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Trump marks year two of the Mueller probe by denying collusion, reality, and exposing his ignorance of witch hunts
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Wed May 16, 2018
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Oprah tokes
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
The answer is yes
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Tue May 15, 2018
(Fortune)
 
 
 
Facebook finds out that people are very angry, write angry things
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
"If the world governments do not turn over Superman, Wonder Woman and the rest of the Justice League to me, the Legion of Doom will have no other choice but to use our doomsday ray on all of your cities"
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Meghan Markle's dad really wants to get out of attending her wedding (possible nsfw content on page)
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Mon May 14, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Trump admits there are traitors in his Administration
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Portions of Jared's speech to open the new US embassy in Jerusalem have already gone down the memory hole
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
If you've ever wanted to stay at a hotel with a lullaby service with sounds like traffic and vacuuming, now is your chance (possible nsfw content on page)
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Sun May 13, 2018
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Dear Deidre: I know you hear all the time from people who ask if their hot bisexual friend's all-day orgies are a concern, but my case is different. My 16-year-old son can't get the grades to become an RAF pilot and is depressed. What should I do? (possible nsfw content on page)
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Sat May 12, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Trump complains about Congress taking a vacation when there's work to do
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
China struggles with a huge graveyard problem ... for old bikes
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Meh, always knew octopuses are really "aliens" from another planet that came here as frozen eggs millions of years ago. Why else would they be so smart? (possible nsfw content on page)
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Fri May 11, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Will Avenatti drop more bombshells? Will America exit the world? Will there continue to be new 5pm news dumps every hour leading up to 5pm? THIS is your Trump scandal rumor/speculation thread "oh dear Christ, what now?" edition (~5pm news dump)
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Avenatti: Come out with your hands up, or I'm burning the f*cker to the ground with you inside
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Thu May 10, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Trump can't understand keeping your word even if you disagree with the deal
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Brexit will come at the cost of being tied to the EU for years (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Avenatti calls Giuliani out on lying (and releases a Cohen email shortly after being raided)
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Dear Deidre: After having a quiet drink in the pub, I ended up sleeping with my best mate's mum, who had "it" goin' on, let me tell you, even though she's just one in a long line of women I have slept with. Is our friendship in trouble? (possible nsfw content on page)
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Chris Brown accused of trapping a woman in his bedroom during an orgy so his friend could rape her
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Wed May 09, 2018
(The Sun)
 
 
 
So, how exactly did the scientists working on osteoporosis cure end up figuring out that it would also cure baldness if used as a shampoo? (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Can anyone think what the 9% was?
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
And here's Trump praising the establishment candidates trouncing the fringe lunatics he emboldened in last night's four primaries
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Tue May 08, 2018
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Italy's coalition talks collapse, plunging them towards another election (possible nsfw content on page)
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
This is how many eggs you can eat in a week. Cool Hand Luke chuckles to himself
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Why do two movies with nearly identical sex scenes get different ratings for sexual content?
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Could the customs flop be the end of Theresa May? (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Macron seethes with outrage as he learns English will be the official post-Brexit language of the EU. SACRE BLEU (possible nsfw content on page)
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Mon May 07, 2018
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Uber hopes to have flying taxis by 2020 according to spokesman George Jetson (possible nsfw content on page)
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Sun May 06, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Dead or Alive drummer Steve Coy no longer the latter
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Fri May 04, 2018
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Greek warship mixes it up with cargo ship from Turkey in the Aegean Sea, creates new collision salad (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
LeVar Burton has officially won Star Wars Day. You don't have to take my word for it
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Scientists have created a living embryo in a laboratory without using either egg or sperm in groundbreaking advance in cloning, or as it's known in the South: making cousins (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Mets pitcher Matt Harvey, who has sucked for the last three years, refuses a minor league assignment to work out his issues and has been released
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Thu May 03, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
By trying to duck being nicked for a campaign finance violation Trump has publicly confessed to committing a more serious crime: filing a false statement under oath, according to a guy who should know since he's former head of the WH Ethics Office
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
POTUS needs someone to explain The First Rule of Holes
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Wed May 02, 2018
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
DC Comics announces a streaming service with original content that will be called "DC Universe" so be sure you know how to set your TV's brightness to max before watching
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Will Mueller drop da subpoenas? Will we get firings? More resignations? Jesus Christ, it's only Wednesday? THIS is your Trump scandal rumor/speculation thread "Mid-Week Madness" edition. (~5pm news dump)
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Collusion? A hoax. Obstruction? A trap. The Tweets? Total panic
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
When scholars talk about what started today, it'll need a title. Help 'em out a little
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Tue May 01, 2018
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Elizabeth Hurley covered in chocolate... and shouldn't need too much more than that for a greenlight (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
He read the questions and is outraged none are about collusion
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Nazi cash... FROM THE FUUUUUTURE (possible nsfw content on page)
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Mon April 30, 2018
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Google co-founder warns over evil 'sci-fi style' robots that could 'manipulate people' and steal your job, find Sarah Connor (possible nsfw content on page)
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Sun April 29, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
While everyone is fetching their fainting couches for Michelle Wolf's set at the WHCD, let's go back in time where George W. Bush joked about finding WMDs in Iraq while American troops were being killed
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Sat April 28, 2018
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Venice ponders construction barriers to segregate tourists from residents (possible nsfw content on page)
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
World's oldest spider dies at age 43. Scientists to gather additional information on the web
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Fri April 27, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Remember sailor
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Thu April 26, 2018
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Regarding Kanye West's 'erratic' behavior: He may be crazy, but he's rich, so it's all good (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Well, now that the dumpster fire of a trainwreck of a Fox News interview is over, time to switch gears as the Cohen hearing is starting. (Hearing kicks off at noon, twits providing updates)
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Wed April 25, 2018
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
President Trump's female doppelganger has finally been found. Ummmm... thanks, internet
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Tue April 24, 2018
(Variety)
 
 
 
If your product is a set top box that streams 500 channels, as well as Amazon and Netflix content, the studios might want to have a word with you...in court. Bonus: Owner did time for cocaine and ecstasy trafficking
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Stormy Daniels releases her first porn video since coming public about affair with Trump, sadly not titled "On the President's Staff" (NSFW content on page)
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(929jack.com)
 
 
 
When the drunk girl tries to order shots at the DJ booth. Good drunk stories?
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Allison Mack tried to lure Emma Watson into sex cult purple monkey dishwasher. It's as if a million farkers cried out for the originals, and were suddenly silenced
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Mon April 23, 2018
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
"Lesbos in flames" is not what you think (possible nsfw content on page)
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Sun April 22, 2018
(Fortune)
 
 
 
Harley-Davidson finally found a way to get anybody younger than 40 to ride their bikes: Pay them
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
There's a job opening for World's Oldest Person (possible nsfw content on page)
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Fri April 20, 2018
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
In a stretch of her performing skills Christina Aguilera will portray a plastic, hypersexualized creature (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
House of Commons prepares to go full Brute on Theresa May (possible nsfw content on page)
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Thu April 19, 2018
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Archeologists think they have found King Tut's wife, Ankhesenamun, who was also King Tut's funky half-sister and cousin...so that's how it is in their family (possible nsfw content on page)
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(NFL)
 
 
 
NFL schedule has dropped. Browns officially eliminated from playoff contention
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Scientist warns smartphones are as addictive as heroin. Fortunately, they're much harder to inject. (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Extremely rare Ganges river shark not seen in a decade is finally discovered. In a fish market (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Scientists grow human brain in a mouse. Are you pondering what I'm pondering? (possible nsfw content on page)
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Wed April 18, 2018
(The Sun)
 
 
 
British neurosurgeon, who apparently has never watched Futurama, reveals that decapitated heads could live on for years (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Cincinnati Enquirer)
 
 
 
Who steals a butterfly?
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(929jack.com)
 
 
 
What would cause you to clean out the inside of your car like this?
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(MSNBC)
 
Video
 
Please please please please please please please please please please please please
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(News.com.au)
 
Boobies
 
Tuck yourself back inside side-boob, there's a new cleavage trend in town flopping around called the "underboob"
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Men are from Mars, Jesus was from Venus (possible nsfw content on page)
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Tue April 17, 2018
(Slate)
 
 
 
James Comey posts photo with Method Man and Ghostface Killah, officially becomes someone you don't want to fark with
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Mon April 16, 2018
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Philadelphia 76ers all time leading scorer passes away.. No, not him. Not that guy either
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Sat April 14, 2018
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Germany told to prep for "hard Brexit" (possible nsfw content on page)
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Fri April 13, 2018
(Daily Edge (Ireland))
 
 
 
Don't freak out you nutty superstitious people on Friday the 13th, these 13 important facts about the day will surely calm you down. Maybe not, because you're super nutty to begin with
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Thu April 12, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
11 senators to the FCC Chair: We feel that Sinclair Broadcasting's "must run" pieces are distorting the local news and violate FCC standards and request you open an investigation. Pai: nahhh they're all good bro, no need to check
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Putin mocks Britain's little young men in submarines (possible nsfw content on page)
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Wed April 11, 2018
(Metro)
 
 
 
You're naked and need help with the sex toy stuck in your backside. Naturally, your best course of action is to head to the nearest gas station (possible NSFW content on page)
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Tue April 10, 2018
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
This just in: The Rapture has been rescheduled for April 23rd of this year. We're super serious this time. No fooling. Really. This is not a joke. You'll see. Mark your calendar. (possible nsfw content on page)
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
This Phenomenon is an example of the principle known as Troxler's fading which a Swiss doctor discovered in 1804 (possible nsfw content on page)
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Mon April 09, 2018
(Awful Announcing)
 
 
 
Golf Channel to carry NHL playoff doubleheader next week. Already the Devils and their five fans are crying about getting no respect at all
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Not content with destroying U.S. stock market, Trump's new sanctions cause Russian stock market collapse and turns ruble into rubble
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Sun April 08, 2018
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Russian Hooligans intend to create mayhem at the World Cup, and warn English fans, "Prepare to die." Unclear if the Ducky Boys plan to attend (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Buzz Aldrin and three other astronauts want you to believe after they pass lie detector tests on UFO encounters. They are out there...also aliens (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Russia claims Theresa May and the Queen are heavy drinkers and that's why they're insulting Russia (possible nsfw content on page)
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Sat April 07, 2018
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Remember when scientists said they were "real close" to cloning the extinct woolly mammoth and bringing the species back to life? Well, they intend to start this year, having apparently never seen a single Jurassic Park movie (possible nsfw content on page)
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
"DNA testing revealed 11 children in the camp were the product of a sexual relationship by their mothers with either a brother, father or other close male relative"
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Fri April 06, 2018
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
F1 sorely lacking in proper smack talk. Headline claims Alonso "fires warning" at Mad Max & Co. What Alonso actually said: "I think there is more to come from McLaren." Zzzzzzz (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
This checklist of 40 things will tell you if you're really an adult (Possibly Not Safe for Work content in sidebar)
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(Courier Mail)
 
 
 
"Boy, I say boy ...that's quite an eviction reprieve you've given me because of my psychiatric disabilities of sounding like a foghorn"
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Come for the sad story of the dog who lost his nose, but stay to laugh at his new roommate (possible nsfw content on page)
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Thu April 05, 2018
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Moody's rates Barclay's as just barely better than junk (possible nsfw content on page)
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Stevie Wonder sends out first tweet to pay tribute to MLK. Content of Tweet: "Fgij$%^pdf[a asr[ goj34 [sm# SH 3456y awxbhd69852198//-dfhg+=-,5 sp[goa]-9vbm aergb"
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Wed April 04, 2018
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
The value of Bitcoin Babies has dropped 50% (possible nsfw content on page)
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Tue April 03, 2018
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
ISS being followed by pixels. The sun flare is there (possible nsfw content on page)
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Define projection: GOP accuses Democrats of not knowing what to stand for while GOP runs 2018 midterm ads against Hillary Clinton
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Mon April 02, 2018
(Metro)
 
 
 
Shocking video of Japanese baggage handlers NOT kicking the shiat out of suitcases, but actually cleaning the bags on the conveyor belt (possible NSFW content on page)
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Scandinavia. Home to some of the most attractive people, breathtaking landscapes, northern lights and now the most beautiful public toilet in the world
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Sun April 01, 2018
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Space stuff plummeting to Earth ETA moved to Monday. The Sun is there (possible nsfw content on page)
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Sat March 31, 2018
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
I'm a shark. I'm a stalking SHAAAARK. Pull over you coppers and suck my .... I'M A SHAAAARK
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Fri March 30, 2018
(Tom's Hardware)
 
 
 
Users discover that Facebook has been keeping their unpublished videos from as early as 2008
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Does use of sex dolls transform people into psychopaths, as the article suggests, or do serial killers just gravitate towards them? (possible nsfw content on page)
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Thu March 29, 2018
(Splinter News)
 
 
 
Conservatives choke on their silver spoons as they realize Facebook sees their content as being just as expendable as it does everyone else's
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Short answer: No (possible nsfw content on page)
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Wed March 28, 2018
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Chicken has survived for nine days after losing its head, scratches in the dirt that it's going after Mike the headless chicken's record of 18 months (Graphic) (possible nsfw content on page)
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Tue March 27, 2018
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Six more countries now plan to boycott Moscow World Cup. The U.S. would too, but, you know, we lost to Trinidad & Tobago (possible nsfw content on page)
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Mon March 26, 2018
(ABA Journal)
 
 
 
Not content with being sanctioned for alcohol abuse, Kansas lawyer shows up to disciplinary hearing drunk (with link to video)
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Chinese game show host demolishes a ball of cotton candy in three seconds leaving her guest stunned. Batman would be proud (possible nsfw content on page)
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Sun March 25, 2018
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Bring back the baby names from years gone by, Shirley they can't be as bad as the names we give our snowflakes today (possible nsfw content on page)
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