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Thu August 13, 2020
(Retraction Watch)
 
 
 
The pandemic ate our data
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(Radio.com)
 
 
 
Same old Jets, farking up international diplomacy
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Sweat, leather, beer, and classic rock are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, Aug 2-8 Biker Edition
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas. What happens on your connecting flight to Vegas, stays with you in jail in Phoenix apparently
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
Washing your face? You're doing it wrong
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Since some of us want to stay in instead of going to an amusement park, let's post videos of some of our favorite rides, shall we?
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(TC Palm)
 
 
 
FTFA: "MDMA and marijuana are not items you want in your pocket when patted down by police"
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(Fark)
 
 
 
It's about time for Fark to pass mustard for once. Reveal your mustard secrets. Share your favorite brands. And does anyone make their own mustard? Is that a thing? (...yes, I know...)
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
It's a Covid testing center after all
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Wed August 12, 2020
(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
Oh. My. Black. Goddess
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(Japan Today)
 
 
 
Coronavirus faker gets suspended sentence for obstructing city business after he barged into town hall and ran around breathing on everyone
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
"I don't know if it's some Russian or a basement dweller posting these failed prediction, but I do know there is no place in Congress for these Conspricacy Theories" Adam Kinzinger (R-eally IL) on QAnon
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Recession's cancelled, bull out front should've told you
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(Fox Business)
 
 
 
Nationwide Lockdown could actually save the economy, says noted anti-business socialist lib... oh wait, it was a Federal Reserve Bank president on Fox news
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Dr. Fauci says he has serious doubts that Russia's COVID-19 vaccine is safe and effective which means Trump will be promoting it by the end of the week
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(CBS4Denver - KCNC)
 
 
 
Even if you use a fake name to post "KILL EM ALL" on a livestream of a protest in late June, it's probably not a good idea to do so. Isn't that right, officer?
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Vegan only club started at a work place. Then someone starts a meat only club at the same work place. That's when the fun started
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Done in by her past excesses, Ilhan Omar gets a mere 57% of the primary vote while her challenger gets an overwhelming 39%
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Tue August 11, 2020
(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
"Don't be a Dumbass." Is this a warning or an obituary? Why not both, dumbass?
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Trump says Kamala Harris was "extraordinarily nasty" to Brett Kavanaugh
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Premier League winner stripped of title
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
"1 dead after shooting at funeral home" Before, too, I imagine
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Trump: Biden should realize boys think girls are icky and he's insulting all boys by picking a girl VP
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(Fark)
 
 
 
What's it called when you know you're 100% correct but still feel like an asshole for being a dick about it?
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(WDW News Today)
 
 
 
Now, young Skywalker, you will die
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(London Evening Standard)
 
 
 
Nasa's Juno spacecraft shares incredible 'pepperoni pizza' infrared picture of Jupiter cyclones, makes Subby hungry
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Subby's getting a new bathroom but unfortunately this means using a Port-A-Potty in the back yard while it gets gutted and remodeled. How can I make this a less crappy experience?
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Do you store your condiments in the refrigerator?
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Didn't somebody tell us that when the warm weather came, the virus would disappear? Now who was that, stubby can't quite recall
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Mon August 10, 2020
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
The Big 10 announces that Michigan will not lose to OSU in football this year
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Draymond Green given $50K tampering fine for saying Devin Booker needs to get out of Phoenix during TNT studio show. Subby able to say it here for free
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(The Mary Sue)
 
 
 
Tom Holland law: Learn it. Know it. Live it
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Brit boozers create a "perfect storm" for coronavirus spread by ignoring social distancing to pack out pubs during heatwave
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(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
TIL that there's a Snapchat filter that makes your dog look like a Disney character. Link goes to some pretty spiffy examples
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Sun August 09, 2020
(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
And you thought female Karens were nuts, here's a 'male Karen' that is so upset by social distancing that he scrapes the 6-feet reminder stickers off store floor for his freedums
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Fri August 07, 2020
(CBC)
 
 
 
Is it REALLY a festival if there's only 250 people allowed?
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(The Onion)
 
 
 
Subby realizes that the fact this is from The Onion will automatically slap a "Satire" tag on this, but this is pretty much the only guide to QAnon that you will ever really need
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(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
That woman from Michigan urges the n-word guy county official to resign
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Trump lickspittle installed as postmaster general says he's sabotaging mail service for reasons other than the election
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Apparently, Walmart is now use their parking lots as drive-in movie theaters. What would be your People of Walmart themed double feature? Are you a block of government cheese or turkey leg snacker? Would you dress up, or show up in pajamas?
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(Some Road Commissioner)
 
 
 
If you're an elected official, don't go on a rant about masks in a public meeting. But if you do, don't also drop the N-word. But if you do, don't repeat your remarks in a radio interview
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(Wisconsin Public Radio)
 
 
 
Next up for 2020: Rare carnivorous plant unexpectedly makes a comeback
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(Media Matters)
 
 
 
"I can't interpret what Trump meant when he said children were immune to Coronavirus," admits exasperated Fox News medical "expert"
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Texas Tech Tosses Toxic Trainer...er, coach
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Thu August 06, 2020
(Times Record News)
 
 
 
Betcha didn't know CARES act money goes to repave airports in Texas
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(The Advocate)
 
 
 
ICU doctor's husband has some strong words for Trump, but since he took off his PPE to hold his dying husband, those words are what they are
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(The Korea Times)
 
 
 
Mukbang YouTubers face heavy criticism for failing to disclose paid promotion in their videos. 'Mukbang YouTubers' ... what tripe is this?
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(MXDWN)
 
 
 
Spotify CEO: pfft, let them make more music
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(London Free Press)
 
 
 
Business closing due to fear of touching other people's balls
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(Hindustan Times)
 
 
 
Puppy claims he doesn't want a human, but his behavior shows different
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Bank of England Governor says the quiet part out loud, warns that parts of the UK economy are 'not viable'
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Zookeepers bamboozled as pandas not bamboozled enough
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Wed August 05, 2020
(Fark)
 
 
 
"I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done." -Steven Wright. Yeah, but the real trick is getting them all in the right order. This is your Fark Writer's Thread, numbers edition
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(Blabbermouth)
 
 
 
Lynch Mob says its name is offensive and they will not be touring or recording using it again says guitarist George, um, Lynch
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump keeps trying to change the subject away from the coronavirus...in Coronavirus Task Force meetings
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
PANDEMIC PRICING. ACT NOW. Moderna says its vaccine will go for $32 to $37 per dose for some customers. LIMITED TIME. DON'T MISS OUT
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Tue August 04, 2020
(The Daily Californian)
 
 
 
The 4 stages of going down a weird YouTube rabbit hole. With suggestions you can probably top
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Obvious: The latest "horse race" poll shows a massive gap between Democrats and Republicans on the "Who do you trust more?" question. We're screwed: Not Between Trump and Biden, but between Trump and Fauci/the CDC
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(Newshub NZ)
 
 
 
Can you hold a bouquet of roses with your butt? Looks like this woman can
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Trump says Microsoft should pay 'key money' to the US Treasury for facilitating TikTok deal. For you non-New Yorkers, 'key money' is a term of art used by corrupt landlords for illegal kickback payments extorted from tenants
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
No. She's doing an Irish jig and cute as a button
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Mon August 03, 2020
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Louie Gohmert and Trump roasted for their their fragile maskulinity; "Nobody should be berated for wearing a mask unless of course, it's hanging below their chin which is a bit like putting a diaper around baby's ankles"
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(Fark)
 
 
 
If you know of a restaurant where several employees have come in direct contact with people who have tested positive for Covid-19 yet the owner refuses to shut down and actively encourages them to still come into work who do I report this to?
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(Fark)
 
 
 
"Don't worry, I've done this a thousand times." Tell us about the one time you screwed it up
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(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
Not satisfied with letting COVID get all the glory, Florida man ups death toll in state because Burger King employee was too slow fulfilling girlfriend's order
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Will already-dwindling pre-pandemic churchgoers realize life is better without mundane weekly services treating them like mindless sheep? Is Covid-19 the death knell for Sunday Mass? And what is best way to deprogram after decades of indoctrination?
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
No one wants to hand their bank statements to a cable provider (possible nsfw content on page)
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Sun August 02, 2020
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Shut up and drink your Kool A-- I mean hydroxychloroquine. The stonk gods demand more freedom bodies
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(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Trump campaign is 'outgunned and outmanned' says the one man who would know firsthand what it's like to support a doomed president
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Sat August 01, 2020
(Fark)
 
 
 
At your wit's end from social distancing? Need something different in entertainment and distraction? How about a first look at a new science fiction novel? Presenting: The Voyage of the New Beginning, now through Chapter 35 - "Chance"
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Fri July 31, 2020
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
It's nah news, it's CNN
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(National Post)
 
 
 
Lower Korea's banknotes are getting damaged as people try to microwave them as Best Korea's citizenry continues to feed on theirs
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(IndyStar)
 
 
 
8 AM - Students return to full classroom for the 1st time since spring. 12 PM - Student leaves after half day. 5 PM Student tests positive for Covid-19. 8 PM - School system "Was that wrong? Should we not have done that?"
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Most disturbing thing that you have seen or encountered in a locker room. For Subby, that would probably be the guy who sat in the whirlpool tub gobbling a large tin of sardines while listening to an Elmo the Muppet album on a pink boombox
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Thu July 30, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
GOP support for Trump's Tata is sagging, and nobody wants to touch it
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Welcome to a historic event: the first Fark NBA thread where the number of comments will be greater than the number of fans at the game. Utah Jazz vs New Orleans Pelicans, 6:30pm ET, followed by LA Clippers vs LA Lakers, 9:00pm ET
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Developer of a space game out for almost twenty years comments on space game in development for almost twenty years
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
The kind of harping you want to hear. Then read the comments
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Wed July 29, 2020
(Fark)
 
 
 
The clock is ticking down, the lights are dimming, and the bartender looks ready to announce Last Call. This is your Fark Writer's Thread, right before the Fark Fiction Anthology deadline edition
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
DeSantis: "Let's see. What can I do to make this worse? Ahhhh, that's it"
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(Hill Reporter)
 
 
 
After saying dead protesters would "blend in with the pavement," Kentucky special education teacher resigns to spend more time with her white hood and burning cross
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Tue July 28, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Biden announces that his announcement will be next week. Let the speculation begin
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
As you can see by the injuries to this mother's forehead, police in Portland aren't properly discharging their weapons [Graphic picture]
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Favorite nonsense word that you personally came up with. Subby's is "borgengromph"
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Subby can't whistle. Subby can't blow a bubble with bubblegum. We all know Subby's a loser, but what about you? What common things can you inexplicably not do?
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Mon July 27, 2020
(Channel 3000 Madison)
 
 
 
The Better Business Bureau finds the Great Moving company's name ironic, gives them an F for definitely not being great
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(Financial Post)
 
 
 
Africans to get French pay TV, prohibitive data caps with their solar energy systems
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The rest of the world looks at the US's response to Coronavirus and mocks us
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
As the Watter's world turns
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Sun July 26, 2020
(Pittsburgh Tribune-Review)
 
 
 
Iron cross Mike says you're all a bunch of cowards
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(Comic Book)
 
 
 
There's a new Rick and Morty anime short film, and this one's a doozy: Rick and Morty vs. Genocider" (w/video)
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(Fark)
 
 
 
In these trying times, give advice...difficulty, ONLY using lyrics
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(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Woman loses $20K prosthetic leg while boating. Police on the lookout for a talking raccoon wielding a grappling hook
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(Sheboygan Press)
 
 
 
Gosh, who would think the Trump supporter that has been threatening neighbors, displaying KKK signs and promising to hang a black doll shouldn't be a town constable?
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Sat July 25, 2020
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Ted Yoho goes loco, doubles down on his AOC bashing. Hey, YOLO, Yoho
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(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
That $600 a week unemployment payout got everyone accustomed to what a livable minimum wage really should be - $15 an hour
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(The Mary Sue)
 
 
 
Today is "I have a joke" day. Share yours
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Company renames offensive cheese brand. Apparently it wasn't Gouda
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Long time Farker quantum_jellyroll has crossed the Rainbow Bridge. He was a Caturday regular, a Photoshopper extraordinaire and bane of the pol tab. Come join us in remembering him on Caturday. RIP dear friend, we shall not see the likes of you again
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(Distractify)
 
 
 
Yahoo News gets drunk, nukes all of their comments sections
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Fri July 24, 2020
(Springfield News-Leader)
 
 
 
Semi truck overturns, spills 12,000 bottles of Templeton Rye Whiskey. No word if the driver passed a field sobriety test
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(Fark)
 
 
 
How many mice is a moose?
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Okay, so I have a theory and I fully expect you all to mess it up, but I need more data. If there was nothing barring you from enjoying either, do you prefer alcohol or pot? Are you an introvert or extrovert?
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(Fark)
 
 
 
It's tomato season again, so I must consult the collective wisdom of Fark. Do you slice tomatoes longitudenally or latitudenially for putting on a sandwitch?
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Coon cheese brand's Canadian parent company finally changing its name in bid to 'eliminate racism'. You mean someone hasn't thought to do this until now?
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(Fark)
 
 
 
What is your favorite summer song?
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(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Remember that piggish cheesehead who moved out West to help the Dildonians squat on a wildlife refuge a few years ago? The one who posted a video suggesting you should shoot at police on your way out there? Well guess what he just did
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Thu July 23, 2020
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Exactly how a Confederate monument should be 're-gifted'
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
This train wreck isn't going fly into the twin towers by itself, says Mrs. Dumpsterfire 2017
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(MacRumors)
 
 
 
Fark to expand membership options and add features such as going beyond the 255 character limit
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Yo Dawg, I heard you like Minecraft
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(Fark)
 
 
 
"When a man becomes a writer, I think he takes on a sacred obligation to produce beauty and enlightenment and comfort at top speed." -Kurt Vonnegut. Huh, I can do bad puns slowly, does that count? This is your Fark Writer's Thread, speedy edition
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Who or what is the worst TV show character ever?
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Wed July 22, 2020
(Metro)
 
 
 
New research claims backseat drivers are helpful
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Retired Army Lt. Gen. Russel Honoré succinctly comments on Trump's secret police being used in Portland, "what kind of bullshiat is this?"
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(Epicstream)
 
 
 
Moff Gideon as Dr Doom? It's more likely than you think
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Tue July 21, 2020
(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
There Aren't Secret Trump Voters
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(Fark)
 
 
 
In Biden's America, ____________________
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
You've been cooking for weeks straight and you're running out of patience and ideas. Look no further. Here are a bunch of easy meals that you can make in minutes - and feel free to add your own quick and easy recipes in the comments to the right
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Restaurant loses thousands of dollars and has to cancel a wedding rehearsal party after their busboy tells the manager he has COVID-19. Turns out the busboy lied. He just wanted the day off
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Mon July 20, 2020
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
"Trump will be leaving, even if he has to be fumigated out" (Pelosi)
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Deadpool: Will the US have 150,000 Corona dead by Friday, Saturday or Sunday?
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(Fark)
 
 
 
So what is the best joke from any comedian that you ever heard?
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(Fark)
 
 
 
How are you coping with this weird summer so far?
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(National Post)
 
 
 
"Trump says Confederate flag proud symbol of U.S. South"
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Sun July 19, 2020
(Fark)
 
 
 
If there is a defunct food or drink product you would like to bring back, what would it be?
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Sat July 18, 2020
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Now that the Jade Helm conspiracy has come true on Portland streets, where are the angry militias? Where's the NRA? This is exactly what you need those big boy guns for, isn't it?
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Tiger King and Netflix hit with trademark lawsuit calling for "complete destruction" of the series
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(Fark)
 
 
 
If 2020 was an alcoholic beverage, what would it be?
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Fri July 17, 2020
(CBC)
 
 
 
*SPROI-I-I-I-INGgg*
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(Edmonton Journal)
 
 
 
Mr. Chi Pig, artist, heroin connoisseur, and frontman to the legendary Canadian punk band SNFU dies at 57
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(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
"If you are leaving these lemons full of needles in public, we ask that you stop, and then talk to us to explain what you were doing"
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
During these turbulent times, we need to stop and remember what matters- That it's the 15th anniversary of the Gray Wave. Post your HA HA Guy memes here
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(BizPac Review)
 
 
 
Dale Earnhardt spotted at Bristol Raceway almost 20 years after he died. 2020 is getting so weird
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(Courier-Journal)
 
 
 
Madlibs: Country Grammer wins Peter Pan, earns likely spot in Kentucky Derby
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Thu July 16, 2020
(Fark)
 
 
 
So, for anyone who has had the wonderfully fun COVID test, who here believes that President Kid Gloves gets tested "every Two days"? Subby isn't buying it
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(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
"Putin must have known he'd hit the jackpot when Donald crossed his radar back in the 80s"
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(Pittsburgh Tribune-Review)
 
 
 
Pittsburgh man creates drive-thru art museum, and not because he mistook a museum for a farmer's market
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(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
So did Moscow Mitch buy stock in a children's coffin manufacturer, or what?
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(Know Your Meme)
 
 
 
Happy 15th (really??) Birthday to The Gray Wave. HA HA we're getting old
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(TC Palm)
 
 
 
Cops have bone to pick with man shaking skeleton outside grocery store
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Bikini-clad woman says 'Karen' called her naked ... You're still here? It's over. Go click the link. There's pictures there. Go (NSFW)
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Dr. Fauci's wife Christine Grady has had just about ENOUGH of these attacks on her husband, and, as head of Department of Bioethics at the NIH, if ANYBODY has access to an evil clone army or mutant super-serum, it's her
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Russian space chief tries to prevent himself from accidentally ingesting polonium by trash talking NASA
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Wed July 15, 2020
(Courier-Journal)
 
 
 
Houston Texans WR among those facing felony charges for protesting at Ky AG's house
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(Cincinnati Enquirer)
 
 
 
Governor of Ohio to give public statement at 5:30 instead of daily briefing at 2:00. Speculation as to the subject includes "why haven't you updated the coronavirus map even though several counties are at 'Everybody-Panic Purple.'"
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(Fark)
 
 
 
His prepositions are preposterous. His adverbs have an adverse effect on adjectives, and his cat has subjunctive claws. His metaphors are like similes and his similes are not. He is the strangest writer on Fark, and this is your Fark Writer's Thread
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
Roger Stone: If you are against me, you are a satanic atheist
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(Fox 4 Now Fort Myers)
 
 
 
Today in "That's not how this works": Woman who refused to wear mask wants half of $100K donated to Starbucks barista she harassed
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
Conservative Pastor Rick Scarborough: For the ACLU to win, the Liberals want to destroy 'good men' such as Roy 'bring me an underage girl' Moore
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
We have determined THAT was a lie
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Rush Limbaugh's modest proposal to defeat COVID-19
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
CBS fires the Cannon
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(Vintage Everyday)
 
 
 
Classic cars & hardy trees - together at last
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Teens are dressing up as mask-wearing grandmas to score alcohol, bootleg Matlock Blu-rays
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Tue July 14, 2020
(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
A long list of hilariously unrealistic expectations included in job postings. What's the worst one you've ever seen?
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(Fark)
 
 
 
I need more creative uses for cumin besides tacos
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
In case you thought mortgage brokers were classy...hey, stop laughing, this isn't a humorous headline
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(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
Andrew McCarthy writing memoir of his 80s' Brat Pack days. Young Farkers will say "who?" and "what?". Old Farkers will say "why?"
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(PopCulture)
 
 
 
Seems Chelsea Handler chose the wrong hashtag. #Oh Chelsea
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(Asheville Citizen-Times)
 
 
 
Human dumpster fire meets karma
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Sorry folks, border's closed. The moose out front will be there for another 30 days
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Kelly Conway violates her daughters freedom of speech. Sad
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
That big Fourth of July party on the lake has led to a Covid-19 outbreak. No, the other party on the lake. No, the other other party on the lake
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
No more mister nice guy for Alice Cooper, who calls for racist police in America to be "weeded out"
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(Eater)
 
 
 
At this trendy Los Angeles eatery you can spend 14 dollars for a slice of toast. The 1/4 inch of mold? it's a superfood that is completely free of charge
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Tom Bergeron will no longer be Dancing with the Stars
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Mon July 13, 2020
(Blabbermouth)
 
 
 
Four words: David. Bowie. Jigsaw. Puzzles
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Trump's Art of the Deal ghostwriter says Trump is a psychopath who doesn't care about causing the deaths of tens of thousands. The comments section is a trip down psychopath lane too
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Sun July 12, 2020
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Landscape Lauren tells us it's communism when a foreman speaks Spanish to his Spanish speaking employees
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(Great Falls Tribune)
 
 
 
Runner "collides" with bear in Glacier National Park. Someone forgot to yell "On your left"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Hotel where everything is gold-plated opens in Hanoi. Difficulty: not owned by Donald Trump. Bonus: the comments
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(Fark)
 
 
 
If 2020 were a food, what food would it be?
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(Blabbermouth)
 
 
 
In their effort to retain the title of 'Worst Band In The World', Great White plays a concert in North Dakota with no restrictions in place: No social distancing, masks, common sense or talent
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Sat July 11, 2020
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
What, exactly, are they so proud of? The fact that even their photos smell like a combination of hot dog water, laundry Mom hasn't washed yet, and too much free time?
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(Fark)
 
 
 
What is your favorite sandwich from anywhere?
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Fri July 10, 2020
(Belfast Telegraph)
 
 
 
The man who tried to steal the Magna Carta gets put in jail. Will Nic Cage try and break him out?
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Can't ignore advice from your top infectious disease expert if you ignore the existence of your expert in the first place
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(CNN)
 
 
 
All right New Zealand Farker, reveal yourself in the comments
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(CBC)
 
Boobies
 
Customers at a 2nd Vancouver strip club may have been exposed to COVID-19 among other things
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Rep. Dan Crenshaw, who spent weeks crying big man tears out of his one eye after some mean liberal called the enemy soldier who attacked him "brave," wants you to know that attacks on Tammy Duckworth are just fine because she wants to destroy America
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(JSOnline)
 
 
 
In case you've always wanted Aaron Rodgers frozen in carbonite
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
If Charlotte the spider had a darker sense of humor, her web would have included some very different words
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Ladies and gentlemen, let's have a FARK swimsuit thread. All of you post a swimsuit pic of yourself no matter who you are
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(Pittsburgh Tribune-Review)
 
 
 
That's not how any of this works
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Thu July 09, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
No mask, no civility, no job
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Wed July 08, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trudeau burns Trump...politely
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Dallas Cowboys' Poe wants Jerry Jones to support players; Baltimore's Poe wants Jerry Jones to stuff them, feet first, up a chimney
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The 10 types of movies posters to the left, perfectly cromulent farksplaining to the right
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Some are born great, some achieve greatness, some have greatness thrust upon them, and for the rest of us, there's the Fark Writer's Thread. Which is great, in its own way
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(Fox 2 St. Louis)
 
 
 
Trump asks Missouri governor about Covid-19 response. Just kidding. He asked if Parson was going to change St. Louis' name
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Facebook bans owl porn. Twice
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
System of a Down drummer John Dolmayan says Black Lives Matter "never had legitimacy and is a tool of the Democratic party"
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(Mr Breakfast)
 
 
 
Pac-Man Cereal: Great '80s cereal, or greatest '80s cereal? With bonus Mr. Rogers
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Tue July 07, 2020
(Calgary Sun)
 
 
 
Calgary doctor gives CPR to man who had heart attack, a few days later gives same man a quintuple bypass. Expected to mow the lawn and take the garbage to the curb every Wednesday from now on
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Chuck Grassley says Congress may override Trump veto on removing Confederate names from military bases
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Desean Jackson is the next contestant on "Is it CTE or just asshole?"
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Mon July 06, 2020
(AL.com)
 
 
 
"Sir, this is Chick-fil-A, not the Limestone Correctional Facility. You can't point your gun at people to get faster service"
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Ryan Adams apologises for mistreating women and for that song from Robin Hood that stole the charts for the whole of 1991
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(Fark)
 
 
 
If there is one destination in America you have on your bucket list for places to visit, what is it?
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(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
He drove through the Pho King window
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Sun July 05, 2020
(Do You Remember)
 
 
 
Kids these days don't know the simple joys of playing street hockey outside on a summer's day and drinking lead, antimony, bromine, organotin, phthalates, and bisphenol A from the neighbor's garden hose
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Sat July 04, 2020
(Pittsburgh Tribune-Review)
 
 
 
Jay Cutler is as good at raising chickens/using trail cams as being quarterback
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Fri July 03, 2020
(The Newspaper)
 
 
 
Cedar Rapids illegally seized $3 million in tax refunds from people who didn't pay speed camera tickets. This week the city agreed to give $639,252 of that back
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Anybody could have done a better job
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"What is Q-Anon," as explained by the deep state controlled media at CNN
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(TC Palm)
 
 
 
Come for the science denying commissioners, stay for the comparison of wearing masks to Jews wearing yellow stars. Welcome to Martin County Florida
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Eight-year old girl strikes up friendship with deaf delivery driver during lockdown. Dustiness ensues
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Thu July 02, 2020
(National Post)
 
 
 
Hong Kong activists are now discussing a 'parliament-in-exile' type-thing after the Chinese crackdown. No word as yet on the hookers and blackjack
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(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
Woman Leaves Her Cat Alone In The Yard, Comes Back To A Glitch In The Matrix
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(Fark)
 
 
 
What is your favorite song from a movie?
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(National Post)
 
 
 
"Thailand to ban online alcohol sales to curb underage drinking." So much wrong, yet so much right
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(Fox Business)
 
 
 
Zuck will not be bullied by corporations, plans to keep Facebook as a haven for hate speech. Figures the ad money will return if he can help shape another election by spreading misinformation to older voters
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Wed July 01, 2020
(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
Soccer commentary is full of coded racism. In other news - sky blue, water wet
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(MSN)
 
 
 
And in today's "What the fark is wrong with you." NASCAR star's son apologizes for saying Bubba Wallace should be drug by a car from a noose
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(Fark)
 
 
 
*Click* *Click* Uh, is this thing on? Hello? This is your Fark Writer's Thread, returning from absence edition
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(Fark)
 
 
 
What is your favorite moment from a TV show?
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Tue June 30, 2020
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
They would have forgiven insulting BLM but he had to go and defame Alabama football
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(Indy100)
 
 
 
Unlike her father's support of the original Star Trek, safe to say Martin Luther King's daughter is not a fan of Brooklyn Nine-Nine
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(CBC)
 
Boobies
 
If she's concerned, maybe she should stay out of places like that
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Liverpool's 30 year journey to to the Premier League title
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Mon June 29, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Twitter and Facebook still don't have a problem with egregious, demonstrable lies. Shut. It. Down
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Dr. Fauci bluntly explains why we can't have nice things in the United States
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
You don't tug on Superman's cape, you don't spit into the wind, you don't pull the mask off the Ole Lone Ranger and if you from Alabama, you don't mess around with Nick. Right Mr. ex-mayor
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(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
Sammy Hagar: "Yeah, about me touring during the pandemic"
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Trump no longer allowed to play League of Legends on Twitch
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Oh, look. Mike Pence is now urging people to wear masks. See? He's always taken this whole coronavirus thing seriously
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Megyn Kelly decides that now is a great time to remind us all once again about when she loudly announced on national TV that there used to be a time when blackface was okay
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Suggestions for naming new doggo? DIT
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Trump "didn't hear" white power chant he retweeted. Also didn't see report of Russian bounties on US soldiers. We should be OK with a president guided by smell, taste and touch, right?
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Sun June 28, 2020
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
And for his next move, Trump wants to...*checks notes* defund Stars and Stripes
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Out of these four, which one would you choose to be gone forever: shrimp, steak, ribs, or fried chicken?
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Sat June 27, 2020
(KRON 4)
 
 
 
Another day, another secret online community of racist police officers posting racist stuff
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Fri June 26, 2020
(Fark)
 
 
 
Mmm, I could really go for some __________
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(Electrek)
 
 
 
"Elon Musk hints at Tesla Cybertruck being amphibious". Right, and when the car doesn't take a swim it will walk your dog, lay perfect breakfast eggs, and pay down your mortgage
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(Pittsburgh Tribune-Review)
 
 
 
One of the fringe benefits of Covid-19 is Guillain-Barré Syndrome
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(WTSP)
 
 
 
Ron DeSantis sets a new high score on COVID-19 with an increase of 62% from yesterday. Is now trying to decide between entering POO or ASS
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Name something you're procrastinating about
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Old TV shows, sports mascots, and former jobs of Italian poets are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, June 14-20: Ugly Couch Edition
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Biden just lost the anti-mask vote, not that those still alive were going to vote for him anyway
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My husband and I are trying to get pregnant; I am deeply worried about what my parents could do to my potential future child. They verbally and emotionally abused me about my weight; I was in Weight Watchers at 6. Ban them or establish boundaries?"
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Thu June 25, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
LeBron James: The NFL owes Colin Kaepernick an apology
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(Argus Leader)
 
 
 
Republicans have found their new ACORN
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(Nerdist)
 
 
 
So you call yourself a handyman? Well have you ever built a below-ground swimming pool using only rudimentary tools
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(WTHR Indianapolis)
 
 
 
We are removing her name from the stadium due to racist comments said in the past...oh but don't worry, we'll be keeping the 2 million she donated to build it
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Do you or anyone you know have ever had an exotic pet? Was it difficult and/or expensive to care for it?
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Wed June 24, 2020
(Santa Fe New Mexican)
 
 
 
Indian restaurant vandalized with over $100,000 in damage. Swastikas and "Trump 2020" spraypainted everywhere. But don't you dare call them racists
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump continues to slide down ramp in slippery new poll. Seems he's bad at handling this pandemic and racial strife. The guy who can't keep a casino afloat is bad at his job? The guy elected by America's racists is bad at his job?
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(Alternative Press)
 
 
 
Punching Baby Yoda in the face for fun just sums up 2020
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Tue June 23, 2020
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
PSA: Don't microwave your library books
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(Cincinnati Bell)
 
 
 
Son, I am disappoint doesn't even begin to cover it
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(Great Falls Tribune)
 
 
 
Dude who uses racial slurs pulls gun on three African American men, discovers black eyes matter
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Peter Navarro on Phase I China Trade Deal: "It's over." Trump: "The China Trade Deal is fully intact." Navarro: That's what I said, fully intact
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Enthusiasm for point-to-point travel may be premature, space official says. "I still see that as somewhat speculative, and somewhat over the horizon"
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(Fark)
 
 
 
What do you like to collect?
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Mon June 22, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump at rally: So I told my people to slow down Covid testing because all these new cases were making me Look bad. White House spokesman: OF COURSE Trump was joking JEEZ. Reporter to Trump today: But, did you, tho? Trump: "weellllllll.., see"
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Hey Floridians. Remember how your Governor instituted a 14-day coronavirus quarantine directive for New Yorkers? Andrew Cuomo remembers
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(FactCheck)
 
 
 
That Craigslist ad seeking "minority actors" to cheer and wave signs at the Trump rally was a fake, of course; and you know this because if it had been real there would have been at least SOME people at the really
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
The one topic guaranteed to cause a heated debate: How to fold towels
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Sun June 21, 2020
(Liverpool Echo)
 
 
 
Let's start with these so-called top 10 cheesiest dad jokes EVER for Father's Day and have you add some to see how lame you can get
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(Fark)
 
 
 
The Sunday Morning Music Club is going down memory lane this Father's Day: what's your favorite musical memory with your dad?
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(Fark)
 
 
 
What is the oddest name you know of anyone giving their pet?
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Sat June 20, 2020
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
"If the owner of a missing chunk of shoreline would like to reclaim it, it's presently moving about Muskegon Lake as a floating island. "
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(Creative Bloq)
 
 
 
EX-TER-MIN-ATE...the newly redesigned Dalek... EX-TER-MIN-ATE
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Quebec is burning, and water bombers called in to douse fire covering 40 hectares, roughly the size of 40 international rugby fields or 4000 vats of poutine
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
He doesn't know shiat
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Fri June 19, 2020
(Fark)
 
 
 
Has anyone tried any of the meal delivery services? Have one you recommend?
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Can't sleep. Got Adam Sandler's "Hanukah" and Rick Astley's "Never Gonna Give You Up" stuck I'm my head. Playing Civ6 drinking vodak. Just ordered a used copy of Margaret Cavendish's "The Blazing World" on eBay. WYD?
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(Daily Post (UK))
 
 
 
I swear it was totally racist KKK hackers that advertised my pizzas at the weekend
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Trump: Drew Brees will regret apologizing for his comments about protesting
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Thu June 18, 2020
(Altoona Mirror)
 
 
 
Come for the apology about the Confederate flag being displayed in a Memorial day Parade, but leave before the awkward conversations
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(BBC)
 
 
 
UK Councillor repeatedly says N-word, and tells how his family used to own a cat named N-word, in order to highlight how things have changed. Only he didn't say "N-word", he said the N-word. De re / de dicto
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(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Tulsa mayor, who is apparently the former mayor from Jaws, says turning away Trump would be wrong as officials announce highest COVID-19 spike yet
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Wed June 17, 2020
(Barron's)
 
 
 
The SEC has put bankrupt Hertz' stock back into 'park'
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(Regina Leader-Post)
 
 
 
Meanwhile in Canada, Trudeau suggests a gun ban. Saskatchewan responds with a gun ban ban. Canadians wait with bated breath to see if Trudeau moves for a gun ban ban ban
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Pastor deeply sorry for saying out loud what he really believes. Bonus: at panel discussion about BLM, George Floyd, and racial injustice
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
They Live alien Tucker Carlson tells viewers they aren't crazy for watching his show
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(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
'However, Lesh doesn't seem phased. After receiving numerous comments questioning his behavior, he challenged others on social media to follow his lead at Hanging Lake and even defecate in its waters.'
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(Metro)
 
 
 
T.I.'s daughter says her father's "hymen test" comments forced her to recalculate their relationship
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(Fark)
 
 
 
I've been binge-watching Space Force and now apparently my inner monologue has enabled John Malkovich mode. What would you say in his voice if you could?
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
What important person or thing would you make a statue of?
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Researchers have uncovered a Russian misinformation campaign across multiple platforms which started in 2014. Twitler must've seemed like a gift from a heavenly babushka
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Tue June 16, 2020
(MassLive)
 
 
 
We don't need you to explain why you were wrong, we all know. Why don't you go back to explaining what a catch is, as that is an actual mystery
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(Sad and Useless)
 
 
 
Check out these attractive ladies wearing swimsuits - stampede ensues - who need to manscape
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Expect Trump to angry tweet about Michigan in 5...4...3...2
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(Sad and Useless)
 
 
 
Kitty close-ups. Many Farkers see this every morning when they wake up and open their eyes
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Mon June 15, 2020
(Delish.com)
 
 
 
The Doritos pickle incident has hit the US
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(CBS Boston)
 
 
 
Well who hasn't wanted to send a bloody pig mask as eBay feedback?
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
White House demands apology from Brian Stelter for being mean to a woman. Hillary Clinton seen looking up the definition of "irony"
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Sun June 14, 2020
(Fark)
 
 
 
Do you have a favorite theme from a fighting video game?
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Sat June 13, 2020
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Why does Donald Trump drink a glass of water with two hands? (w/West Point video)
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(Louder Sound)
 
 
 
It's the new video for "The Spirit of Radio" - a must for old school Canadian radio nerds
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(KJZZ Tempe)
 
 
 
♪ You and me, and COVID-19, must live together in perfect harmony. ♪
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Fri June 12, 2020
(Cincinnati Enquirer)
 
 
 
DeWine: "My state medical director just retired, please don't leave me hanging here." State health director Acton: "Fark this, we're about to have an outbreak and I'm done dealing with the Flu Klux Klan"
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(Twitch.tv)
 
 
 
Tonight at 8 p.m. Eastern, a very special Fark livestream: It's Drew vs the Top Fark Submitters in Quiplash. We may have a spot or two remaining so pipe up in the Fark comments if you want to be considered. Bonus: Audience votes award points also
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
Snapchat CEO says the company's decision to stop promoting Trump's posts is protected by the 1st Amendment
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
St John's fencing coach goes full KKK, or ЖЖЖ or something, in racist rant. Never go full ЖЖЖ
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Zuckerberg disgusted by Trumps comments, vows to continuing giving him a platform to spout them for as long as it's profitable
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(Cincinnati Enquirer)
 
 
 
The party's over in Kentucky as the first indictments are handed down enforcing their new bestiality law. And because it's Kentucky it should be clarified, that law is ANTI-bestiality
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Dear Abby: Nobody is wearing masks or social distancing, including me. Why are people angry at me for pointing this out?
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(KnoxNews)
 
 
 
Knoxville, TN shuts down large portions of its computer network, and not Voluntarily
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"I'm looking for a relationship as strong as an Arby's bag"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Ohio Republican reminded nowadays "colored" should only refer to children's artwork
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Facebook is 'peddling in an addictive drug called anger'
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(Fox 40 Sacramento)
 
 
 
Man loses Mr. Pickle's franchise after comparing BLM to the KKK
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(WFMZ Allentown)
 
 
 
President of Humane Society in Pennsylvania learns that being human and not insulting George Floyd are difficult. For him anyhow
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Sure you've probably seen a man in a wheelchair before but what about a man in a wheelchair who is skateboarding?
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Thu June 11, 2020
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Macron offers to surrender (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Senate Republicans see catastrophe for the nation, rush into action to provide necessary powers to subpoena the hell out of Obama officials
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Die for the Dow now official administration policy
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
The JK Rowling Tweets have entered a loop (Don't read the Comments)
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Racism, pandemic, blah dee blah. The REAL issue is why are Arby's paper bags so strong?
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Why are so few people able to sing opera? do they have some specific physical ability that most people lack? and who are some of your favorite operatic trained non-opera stars?
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(Fark)
 
 
 
If you had the option of having a pouch like a Kangaroo at a reasonable cost, would you go for it? what would you carry about? how would you keep your pouch clean and smelling fresh?
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
NASA confirms James Webb Space Telescope is the telescope of the future
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Wed June 10, 2020
(Fark)
 
 
 
It's down to the wire. Neck and neck. Down to brass tacks. The breaks are beating the boys, so let's get out there and write one bad idiom for the Gipper. This is your Fark writer's thread, idiomatic edition
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
After making inflammatory comments about George Floyd, CEO of Crossfit steps down, then up, then down, then up, then down, then up, then down, then up, then down, then up, then down, then up, then down, then up. Now, let's do 20 shoulder presses
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Tue June 09, 2020
(Metro)
 
 
 
Aldi is once again selling £15 churro makers so that Brits can satisfy their sweet churro jones at home without the usual mess of deep-frying
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Being a Trump kook costs a woman her scholarship. Also demonstrates a lack of brains to be a Trump fan. Colleges generally want students who have brains, so it's understandable
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Mon June 08, 2020
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
"To show respect for the movement of the oppressed in the United States, I ask you to stand for a few seconds and chant 'death to America'"
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
"It would be great if President Trump would give a speech on racism and unity" said nobody ever
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(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Confederate memorial that should have never been built is coming down in Indianapolis
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
'Four bedrooms, two bathrooms, a games room, and a fully equipped medieval sex dungeon.' Welcome home
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(The US Sun)
 
 
 
Drew Brees's wife admits she's a problem
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The University of Cincinnati's baseball players want the name of Marge Schott, former owner of the Cincinnati Reds and well-known bigot, removed from their baseball stadium
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(Fark)
 
 
 
It's a damn good thing we're not living in the world of the "Pacific Rim" movies, because: 1) Trump would want Jaegers patrolling the streets of Washington DC to keep him safe from protestors and 2) Trump would find good things to say about the kaiju
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(Internet Archive)
 
 
 
Apropos of nothing, here's Obama's 2008 MySpace page. Come for the nostalgia, stay for the comments
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Sun June 07, 2020
(Fark)
 
 
 
Subby's looking for a face mask, preferably something in bad taste. Has anyone found anything like that on-line?
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(Fark)
 
 
 
I still love Trading Places (1983) but always felt as if, after the credits roll, Louis and Billy Ray would have ended up in jail. Do you think it would it be possible to pull off a scheme like this and not end up in Federal prison?
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Antifa VS "Incredible People": a tale of two protesting crowds
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Sat June 06, 2020
(CBC)
 
 
 
Yeah buoyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
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(Pittsburgh Tribune-Review)
 
 
 
A Pittsburgh man who was seen on video placing a backpack full of homemade bombs downtown has been charged. Apparently 10 more backpacks have been found in his home
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(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
The latest unhinged liberals to ludicrously claim Trump is losing the 2020 race? The Trump campaign
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Subby's going to turn his goatee into a 'stash and soul patch. Difficulty: not a musician
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(Do You Remember)
 
 
 
No, Melissa Joan Hart. Don't try to promote racial solidarity by posting a picture of little Shirley Temple dancing with a black actor nicknamed 'Bojangles' on a film set built on an old plantation
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Fri June 05, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Before you start getting too excited about the market and the economy you should know that Jim Cramer just declared "We're back"
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(CBS Los Angeles 2)
 
 
 
Simi Valley Mayor wants to hose down George Floyd demonstrators with sewage, is concerned about the town's "bad rap because of the Rodney King trial"
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Thu June 04, 2020
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Keith Jackson: "Stewart, with time. Lets it go, he's got three people down there." 71 yards or so through the air and 26 years later, ESPN's Throwback Thursday brings you Colorado - Michigan from 1994 starting at 7 PM ET
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