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Tue October 20, 2020
(UEFA Champions League)
 
 
 
It's the return of the Champions League. Starting things off is Juve - Dyanmo Kyiv and Zenit - Club Brugge at 12pm EDT. At 3pm EDT we have PSG - ManU, Leipzig - Basakesir, Barca - Ferecvaros and a number of other games
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(Tampa Bay Times)
 
 
 
Florida man accused of using most of the startup funds on escorts, trips and strip club visits. Blowing the rest
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Mon October 19, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
"Trump was in the middle of receiving a highly classified briefing on Afghanistan at his New Jersey golf club when he suddenly craved a malted milkshake"
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(Some Museum)
 
 
 
Set your DeLorean for 1954 & bring 3 ears of corn. Then you can join the Fanny Dunkers Ski Club for their Halloween Shindig
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Sun October 18, 2020
(Winston-Salem Journal)
 
 
 
The first rule of the old-age home fight club is that you don't talk about the old-age home fight club
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(Some Drunk)
 
 
 
Don't need no fancy drinks, don't need no fancy headlines: this week the Sunday Morning Music Club is looking for the best drinking songs of all time. Cheers
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Sat October 17, 2020
(WRCB)
 
 
 
The first rule of the defrauding the California's Employment Development Department club is not rapping about defrauding the California's Employment Development Department. Fo shizzle Nukebizzle
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Fri October 16, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Look, you're already using Zoom for work, school, church, even family get-togethers. So it's not that big a leap to using it for strip clubs, right?
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(UPI)
 
 
 
After driving hundreds of miles to Florida to go to bars and strip clubs on port visit during the 2020 pandemic, sailors catch something new and exciting
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Thu October 15, 2020
(10 News)
 
 
 
Strip club where Padres outfielder stabbed ordered to stop "live entertainment" like lap dances, knife fights in the parking lot
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Wed October 14, 2020
(ESPN)
 
 
 
The Rays now have the opportunity to sweep the Astros in Game 4 of the ALCS, or will the Astros win and be able to fight another day? Anybody want to do a beer run? First pitch is at 8:40 PM ET on TBS
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
The Braves have a chance to go up 3-0 in the NLCS against the Dodgers. Will Los Angeles take Game 3 and keep themselves in the series? Tune in at 6:05 PM ET on FS1
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(MassLive)
 
 
 
Maskless lap dances, other COVID violations cited as state suspends liquor license for Mardi Gras strip club in Springfield. Strange times Archie, strange times
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Economist noted for leading world's largest economy through unprecedented contraction with barely a bruise will be addressing the New York Economic Club today (11 AM ET, depending on how long it takes the laughter to subside)
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(The Comic's Comic)
 
 
 
Legendary Dangerfield's comedy club in NYC will no longer get any respect, patrons
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Tue October 13, 2020
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
World's most elite sex club to hold kinky Black Death-themed Halloween bash during the coronavirus pandemic, promises to get the rich and famous attendees infected with more than just the usual STD's (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Fox 5 San Diego)
 
 
 
Padres outfielder celebrates losing to the Dodgers by getting stabbed in a strip club parking lot. Wait...strip clubs are open?
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Mon October 12, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
A mobster's kids involved in defrauding of America
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Kids: don't use red kryptonite (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Straits Times)
 
 
 
In da spin studio by day, in da theme cinema by night. Bring ya own bottle of bub
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(Straits Times)
 
 
 
In da spin studio by day, in da theme cinema by night. Bring ya own bottle of bub
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Sun October 11, 2020
(Science Focus)
 
 
 
This week, the Sunday Morning Music Club is going to infinity and beyond as we search far and wide for the best space and science songs in the universe. And yes, Miss Sakamoto is still beautiful
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Sat October 10, 2020
(New Japan Pro-Wrestling)
 
 
 
Will the Rainmaker or The Dragon be the victor in their 1st-ever clash? Can Kota Ibushi survive Minoru Suzuki? Is trouble brewing once again inside Bullet Club? LEC Presents G1 CLIMAX 30: Day 13 @ 4:00 AM ET on NJPWWorld.com, the King of Sports
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Thu October 08, 2020
(Amazon)
 
 
 
Two time Hugo award finalist Chuck Tingle flies out a new book that pounds a hot contemporary political issue
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Regeneron CEO is a member of Trump Golf Club
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Wed October 07, 2020
(Some Lost Soul)
 
 
 
10 most haunted places in Canada. List includes the Hockey Hall of Fame, doesn't include the ghosts of 1812 soldiers haunting strip clubs on Lundy's Lane
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(TSN)
 
 
 
Dick's out in Cincinnati
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Tue October 06, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
Pauly Shore candidly talks about his 'fall from fame'
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(Japan Times)
 
 
 
A Lotte Japanese baseball players test positive for corona. Eleven to be exact
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(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
Canada's Moose Jaw Warriors consider new logo to avoid a forced renaming to The Moose Jaw Hockey Team
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Mon October 05, 2020
(Page Six)
 
 
 
Paris Hilton writes about how he made made out with John Mayer .... HE MADE OUT? Aw, it's Perez Hilton, not Paris
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
The L.A. Times thinks cam girls never existed until the pandemic closed strip clubs
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
On transfer deadline day in the EPL, Arsenal announce they're releasing someone with many years of experience in the pitch. Fark: their mascot, Gunnasaurus
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Sun October 04, 2020
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
The President has one. The Queen has one. By gawd, every pro wrestler has one. This week the Sunday Morning Music Club wants to know what your personal theme song is
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Fri October 02, 2020
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Can the Marlins finish off the Cubs to advance? Will it be the Cardinals or Padres that advance to the next round in their series? The Wild Card Series continue and may conclude with game times at 2:00 PM ET on ABC and 7: 00 PM ET on ESPN
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Think you can just show up and watch people vote? Not in Texas
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Sun September 27, 2020
(Spin Magazine)
 
 
 
The Sunday Morning Music Club is getting philosophical this week: what band or musician has most influenced your musical tastes ... and why do they speak to you so clearly?
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Fri September 25, 2020
(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
This Porsche club outing either went really bad or really great depending on how you feel about Porche drivers
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
It's time for the black economy speech in Atlanta. No word on whether he's taking MARTA (1:30PM ET, or when he gets bounced from the club mentioned in the Mötley Crüe song)
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Thu September 24, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Luis Suárez set to join Diego Costa and Atlético Madrid after rigging his Italian language exam didn't work out
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Deadpool to buy Welsh soccer club as caerphilly as he can
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(NHK World (Japan))
 
 
 
In the battle against shocking amounts of wasted food, China acts like your mom, calls on all citizens to join the Clean Plate Club
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Wed September 23, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Wrexham? Damn near kills him. Ryan Reynolds in discussions to buy football team along with one of the guys from Always Sunny
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Duo arrested after dismembered body found on golf course. Some golf joke involving a club and a hole in one would be good here
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"The first rule of write club is no one talks about write club" isn't one of Elmore Leonard's 10 Rules for Good Writing but "if this is your first time here, you have to write" should be. This is your Fark Writer's Thread, breaking the rules edition
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(Wired)
 
 
 
Covid support groups could be a research gold mine, provide the basis for a "Fight Club" reboot
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Tue September 22, 2020
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Well what was he SUPPOSED to do with his winnings? (possible nsfw content on page)
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Mon September 21, 2020
(ESPN)
 
 
 
In the S.O.L. (Same Old Lions) category: "By squandering a 14-3 first-half lead, the Lions dropped their fourth straight game where they had a double-digit lead -- the first team in NFL history to accomplish such a feat
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Sun September 20, 2020
(Medium)
 
 
 
"Water, water everywhere...and not a drop to drink." Maybe not, but we can sing about it. This week, the Sunday Morning Music Club is wetting its whistle and looking for the best songs about water. Let's make it rain
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Sat September 19, 2020
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
This week in Mets Excellence: $20M for 7 at-bats
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(Sporting News)
 
 
 
Maybe he should retire and take up an easier hobby. Like, say, golf?
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Fri September 18, 2020
(Uncle Fest-er)
 
 
 
Get drunk at Oktoberfest this year from the comfort of your home. It will bring back memories of trips to Germany, previous holidays, prior Tuesdays, Wednesday, every morning in 2020
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Thu September 17, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
German soccer teams plays "socially distanced" match while fielding the minimum seven players in order to avoid a €200 fine. Match predictably ends 37-0
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Legal battles are about to get pretty Messi™
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
If you had less than one week before NFL teams that let fans into stadiums started seeing positive covid tests, come up and collect your prize
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(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
For any other president, billing the Secret Service almost $22,000 for your daughter to stay at a luxury cottage at your own New Jersey resort, which was closed at the time due to the pandemic, would be a problem. But hey, nothing matters anymore
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Wed September 16, 2020
(History Today)
 
 
 
Grandmother kills grandkids to spite her own daughter. Daughter bludgeons killer grandma with club. Florida? No, Italy in 176 BC. Here's the case that caused the Roman justice system to grind to a halt
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(Arson Al)
 
 
 
If he's hoping to go through Premier teams alphabetically, it's going to take forever to reach West Ham
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
J-Roid prepared to pinch hit if MLB blocks Steve Cohen from buying the Mighty Mutts
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(BBC)
 
 
 
146 years of history comes to a close as Macclesfield Town FC liquidated. Who's next?
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Tue September 15, 2020
(Metro US)
 
 
 
The Mets were sold for a record price and the new owner's going to have to pay the consequences
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Mon September 14, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Come see the match, get a free Covid test
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Sun September 13, 2020
(CTV News)
 
 
 
No matter what a stripper tells you, there is no sex in the Champagne room. There is, however, COVID-19
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(Time)
 
 
 
TIME Magazine thinks they have the ultimate workout mix tape. Challenge Accepted. The Sunday Morning Music Club is headed to the gym in 26 minutes and needs your musical help
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Sat September 12, 2020
(Gay and Love)
 
 
 
A "Lesbian Marxist revolution" is the BLM Goal according to Pat Robertson
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(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
Tampa Bay Rays don't do things the right way
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Fri September 11, 2020
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
New York Sports Clubs to file bankruptcy, continue to charge members for years after ceasing operation
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Thu September 10, 2020
(Everton tauntaun)
 
 
 
Of course they can get rid of him first. And don't call me Liverpool Shirley
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Following Trump's edict to end anti-racism training in federal agencies, Education Secretary Umbridge is also reviewing employee book clubs and support groups to search out and suppress "Unamerican propaganda" about racism and white privilege
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Wed September 09, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Two American players sign for Manchester United. Difficulty: they are actually talented, so it isn't a marketing stunt
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(New Japan Pro-Wrestling)
 
 
 
Can Hiromu & BUSHI continue their undefeated streak? Will Bullet Club even get on the board? Who will be the participants in G1 CLIMAX 30 next week? NEW JAPAN ROAD starts @ 5:30 AM EDT on NJPWWorld.com, the King of Sports
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Tue September 08, 2020
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
How the creator of Pepe the Frog "rescued" him from nazis
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Mon September 07, 2020
(Austin News KXAN)
 
 
 
Houston man dies in a strip club fight. This raises a more important question, though. What the hell are strip clubs doing open during a pandemic?
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
It's like "Fight Club" on your wedding day when you're having a bride brawl
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Sun September 06, 2020
(Speed Racer)
 
 
 
"Every time I hear 'Radar Love' on the radio, I just know I'm going to get a speeding ticket." This week the Sunday Morning Music Club is putting the pedal to the metal and looking for the "speed songs" that get your motor running
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(New Japan Pro-Wrestling)
 
 
 
Will LIJ or Taguchi & Wato remain unbeaten in the Jr. Tag Title Tournament? Can Suzuki-gun or Bullet Club get on the board? Does Minoru Suzuki kill someone tonight? NEW JAPAN ROAD continues @ 2:00 AM ET on NJPWWorld.com, the King of Sports
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Sat September 05, 2020
(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
The secret thoughts of dogs
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
The first rule of Saint Michael Christian Brothers Fight Club is ... wait, where?
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Fri September 04, 2020
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Ex-Premier League footballer Jermaine Johnson rushed to hospital after being shot in Jamaica (possible nsfw content on page)
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(MSN)
 
 
 
The secret to a perfect steak sandwich isn't the meat - it's having access to Ted Underhill's club tab. And a steak sandwich
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Wed September 02, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
If you haven't seen much of the women's soccer club Utah Royals in the media that's because the Chief Business officer doesn't think they're attractive enough
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Mon August 31, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
After an independent inquiry upholds allegations of bullying, racist comments, and the circulation of offensive material, the chief executive of the UK's Jockey Club is ridden out on a rail
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Sun August 30, 2020
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
What happens when a live performance far exceeds the studio original? Why, it winds up here in the Sunday Morning Music Club. So bring down the house lights and enjoy your seat in the front row
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Sat August 29, 2020
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Wait... there are people out who *want* to own the Mets? And are willing to spend their *own* money on buying the team?
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Fri August 28, 2020
(Polygon)
 
 
 
Trailer drops for Airplane Mode, an economy class passenger simulator. Featuring meh meals, crying babies, Sudoku, spotty WiFi, and turbulence. Subby holding out for Mile High Club DLC
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(WISTV)
 
 
 
My Place is no longer your place
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Thu August 27, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
What is the deal with doing stand-up outside?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Cleavon "Super Soul" Little now has a full kilowatt of FM radio juice with which to guardian angel Barry "Kowalski" Nolan and his supercharged white 1970 Dodge Challenger R/T 440 Magnum on his high-speed dodging of police on his way to San Francisco
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
All Pro safety cut. No, not that one
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Wed August 26, 2020
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
UK dance clubs could reopen but would require facemasks and social distancing dance floors complete with limits on how many people can get their boogie on
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Tue August 25, 2020
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Barcelona fans need to prepare for a Messi divorce
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Lori Loughlin terrified of being spoiled and pampered for 2 full months at Club Fed
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Mon August 24, 2020
(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
Good doggo is really proud of his stick collection
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
50 Cent loses appeal against the Rick Ross remix of "In Da Club," meaning he won't see even half a dollar
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Roger Goodell finally acknowledges Colin Kaepernick, saying "I wish we had listened earlier"
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Sun August 23, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Well, at least they didn't die from coronavirus
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(Some Movie Guy)
 
 
 
The Sunday Morning Music Club is going to the movies, in search of the greatest movie theme songs of all time. (Linked list is not bad, though they picked the wrong Bond song)
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
This is a bad time to join the fruit-of-the-month club
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Wed August 19, 2020
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Florida joins the 10,000 club
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(The Tennessean)
 
 
 
To help enforce mask compliance, Nashville health department plans to increase inspections at strip club. New motto: Strip it or ticket
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Somebody needs to option the rights to make a screenplay of this stat: A Romanian billionaire tied to the $65 million heist of art by Picasso, Monet, and Matisse was poisoned and killed by his Ukrainian call-girl lover at a wild sex club, say police
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Mon August 17, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Israeli ice hockey captain joins Auschwitz home town team. Some people have a problem with this
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Man City legend Vincent Kompany retires from football to devote 100% of his time and focus on football
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
"No liquor, no beer, nothing. Because that brings in a rowdy element. That brings people that we don't want and I feel they don't need it." - Walt Disney
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Sun August 16, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Subby's daughter wants to create oddball club in high school. Random school's club concepts at left, Farkers far more colorful/interesting suggestions at right
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Sing it loud, sing it proud: this week, the Sunday Morning Music Club celebrates the best vocal performances in music history
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Sat August 15, 2020
(UEFA Champions League)
 
 
 
The last quarter-final has Man. City "hosting" Lyon. Can DeBruyne and co. bring glory to the last EPL club standing? Will Lyon slay a second giant in a row? Match starts 3 PM ET on CBS All Access and TUDN
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Fri August 14, 2020
(CBC)
 
 
 
Meanwhile in Canada, a new COVID-19 outbreak happens in the most likely place but customers all left happy
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Thu August 13, 2020
(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
Spectators allowed back in MLS stadium. So what kind of people would attend a game in the first place? The type that boos and throws debris on the pitch when players kneel during the anthem
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Wed August 12, 2020
(USA Today)
 
 
 
The Masters 2020 finds an appropriate audience for golf
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(Straits Times)
 
 
 
35-year-old Japanese male idol spotted drinking and cavorting with underaged girls
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Vegan only club started at a work place. Then someone starts a meat only club at the same work place. That's when the fun started
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Tue August 11, 2020
(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Seattle Police Chief to resign and spent more time clubbing
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(Daily Hive)
 
 
 
Buffalo? The stadium is perfect. Except the lights, and the infield turf, and the clubhouse, and the batting cages, and the paint
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
In this era of coronavirus collapse, one business is imploding the usual way, as "vegan dining club" employees clash with "burger and steak club" employees and no work gets done
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Mon August 10, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
You might want to sit down for this, but it's starting to look like there might be a small possibility that Donald Trump isn't actually the hardest working president in American history
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
New economy plane shows future of flying, including no seat pockets, dividing rows, and judging from the picture, strip club lighting (possible nsfw content on page)
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"The irony was delicious. There's Biden briskly riding a bicycle while Trump is at his private country club, where the only exercise he seems to get is getting in and out of his golf cart. Yet Trump is calling Biden "Sleepy"
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
The Cardinals are the MLB's case study in Coronavirus ill-preparedness
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Sun August 09, 2020
(Billboard)
 
 
 
Sure, it fell out of favor fast once the '80s arrived, but in retrospect it wasn't all bad. Pull out your best polyester -- it's time to hit the dance floor and disco the day away with the Sunday Morning Music Club
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Sat August 08, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Led your club to its ninth straight Serie A title? Sarri, you're still getting sacked in the morning
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Fri August 07, 2020
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Do you even golf bro?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
First World problems
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Thu August 06, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
For all his public hand-wringing and expressions of "concern" about Trump over the past year, Charles Koch is opening his wallet and launching a $5 million ad blitz against Biden anyway
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(WPBF West Palm Beach)
 
 
 
Three teens with AK-47 in backpack try to escape police by climbing over wall, hide on Mar-a-Lago grounds. They chose poorly
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Wed August 05, 2020
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
The Bachelorette: Where the relationships are made up and the proposals don't matter
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Love the night life? Got to boogie on the disco 'round? How to save clubs in the age of the 'rona
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Lou Williams said that eating at a strip club "wasn't the best-quality decision." No kidding. Who eats at a strip club anyway?
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Tue August 04, 2020
(NFL)
 
 
 
If you build it, they will...have to wait until next year
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
Weeners
 
Dear Deidre: I recently came across a photo of my wife holding a stripper's manhood. He was at attention and she was smiling. It made me feel sick to my stomach. She knows I have a terrible complex, and he was twice my size. Should I speak up?
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Sun August 02, 2020
(Guitar World)
 
 
 
No need to string you along, the Sunday Morning Music Club is going acoustic this week: looking for the best acoustic guitar songs of all time, that is
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Fri July 31, 2020
(Vox)
 
 
 
Dancer talks about the difficulties of continuing to work at her strip club during the pandemic
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Thu July 30, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Newcastle United to remain Saudi Arabia-free after takeover bid fails
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Wed July 29, 2020
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Don't expect any NFL training camp holdouts this year, and it has nothing to do with the virus
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Tue July 28, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
The UK's Irish Cup final this Friday will be the first football match with fans in attendance since March. No word as yet if it will be the last
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Pfizer's CEO says Donnie's executive orders overhauling U.S. drug pricing will cause 'enormous destruction.' Good luck Hamptons real estate agents, yacht builders, golf club pros, personal chefs, and high-end hookers
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Mon July 27, 2020
(41 Action News)
 
 
 
O/~ We used to be Royals / but now COVID's in our lungs / MLB pitching ain't for us o/~
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(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
NFL moves six players to the COVID squad
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
NFL players who contract the coronavirus could face team discipline, docked pay, reduced access to gentlemen's clubs
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(Snopes)
 
 
 
Yes HUD actually DID issue a "how to spot a transgender woman" memo to homeless shelters, and yes, it actually does read like a collection of "lessons learned" from one night out in the clubs for Ben Carson
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Sun July 26, 2020
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Just in case it was unclear, leaving the "NBA Bubble" to attend a funeral doesn't include visiting strip clubs. And yes, we're talking to you, Lou Williams
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(Ultimate Classic Rock)
 
 
 
Last week, the Sunday Morning Music Club was all about the synthesizer. This week, we're playing with our organ ... and looking for the best organ songs of all time
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Fri July 24, 2020
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Red Sox president: We're disappointed Mookie decided to sign with the team we traded him to
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(Twitter Donald Trump)
 
 
 
I like places named after those who committed treason against their oath to protect and defend the Constitution of the United States. Also, I'll be at the Trump National Golf Club this weekend
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Thu July 23, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Leeds United defend decision to put players on open-top bus outside stadium after winning the Championship. Because showing off a new trophy will get fans to go away
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(Twitter Donald Trump)
 
 
 
Big Daddy Trump would like suburban housewives to know that he is here to protect them, unless you're one of those bad suburban housewives at the protests, then you got clubbing and teargas coming your way
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Wed July 22, 2020
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Sierra Club has to come to terms that its 19th Century founder, John Muir, was a farking racist. Subby to anyone is in any way surprised that Muir was racist: Read more history
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Major League Baseball is coming to Pittsburgh
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(Chron)
 
 
 
Coronavirus leads to Texas's first drive-through strip club. Patrons furiously vying for pole position
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Tue July 21, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Strip-club stimulus reveals lingering uncertainties over U.S. small-business aid (PPP) and the ridiculous need for proper lighting EVERYWHERE
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Mon July 20, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
Canines and corvids and comedy in Covid
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(Golf Channel)
 
 
 
My greatest chip shot*
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Sun July 19, 2020
(Some Synthetic Guy)
 
 
 
The synthesizer is the Rodney Dangerfield of musical instruments: it never gets any respect. Let's change that misconception this week in the Sunday Morning Music Club
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(Variety)
 
 
 
LA's famed Satellite Club knocked out of orbit
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Fri July 17, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Sixteen years of exile end as the biggest team in England returns to the Premier League
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(Twitter Donald Trump)
 
 
 
The timeout is over, he's had time to think about his actions, and he's appealing to his bases favorite club for support
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
That time Geoff Peterson gained the ability to say more than 3 phrases and he and Craig Ferguson took off for Vegas. *This is not the Grant Imahara you're looking for (or is it?)* (NSFW if your workplace doesn't approve of safe for CBS strip clubs)
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(BBC)
 
 
 
RIP 747
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Thu July 16, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Looking for a good golf tourney? Ohio's hottest club is Whiff. Promoter Bogie Parr has gone all out, and inside it's everything: screaming caddies in Mozart wigs, bunkers, psychos, Furbies, sunburnt groupies with white belts - everything but fans
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Wed July 15, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
You don't talk about the precarious situations of NYC's iconic boxing clubs
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Mon July 13, 2020
(Insider)
 
 
 
Think soccer players are only divers and fakers? England legend Steven Gerrard once had to have penis sewn back together after injury
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Manchester City's bribe made it to UEFA
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Sun July 12, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The Presley family is all shook up as Elvis' grandson, Benjamin Keough, commits suicide and joins the 27 Club
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(MassLive)
 
 
 
COVID-19 has severely diminished the strip club experience
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(The Weather Channel)
 
 
 
The only thing hotter than the weather outside today is the music inside the Sunday Morning Music Club, where things are getting hot, hot, hot
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
The New England Patriots turn back the clock and settle with Antonio Brown and Aaron Hernandez
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
In an inscrutable zen move, a strip club has decided to open up without strippers
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Sat July 11, 2020
(KSN Wichita)
 
 
 
"McConnell's establishment attack dogs" are trying to prevent a white nationalist from being elected. No, not that one
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Fri July 10, 2020
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
FedEx says it will take its stadium naming rights ball and go home if the Washington football team doesn't change its nickname
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
American soccer nerds are dreaming up uniforms, logos, stadium renderings, and backstories for imaginary soccer clubs, which in this subculture are almost as popular as real soccer clubs
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(CBC)
 
Boobies
 
Customers at a 2nd Vancouver strip club may have been exposed to COVID-19 among other things
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
MLS is Back?
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Thu July 09, 2020
(Grape japan)
 
 
 
For the "Neon Genesis Evangelion" golf fan in your life, consider giving these plushie-type protective club covers and flip-up golf ball markers modeled after Evangelion Unit-01 and Evangelion Unit-02
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Wed July 08, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Soft handed fast food fortune heir and country club regular Tucker Carlson doubles down and calls decorated combat veteran a coward
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Tue July 07, 2020
(Chron)
 
 
 
Louisville shuts down basketball after 2 players test positive, but suck less than a bench full of Dukeys
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Patriots offering free parking for home games, free shirts reading "we're still cool without Tommy" for all fans. Please come
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Mon July 06, 2020
(Golf Channel)
 
 
 
If you need a dose of rich, white entitlement, Bryson DeChambeau to the rescue
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Sun July 05, 2020
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Come join the Sunday Morning Music Club this week as we celebrate the red, the white, and the blue
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Reset the clock
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Fri July 03, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Biden clubs Trump with a one iron
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Wed July 01, 2020
(IFL Science)
 
 
 
People who left Twitter for "Free Speech" Social Network, Parler are flocking back to Twitter to complain that they've been banned from Parler for speaking freely
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(American Kennel Club)
 
 
 
The American Kennel Club has recognized the Belgian Laekenois as their newest breed, and it looks quite awesome
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Tue June 30, 2020
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Fiery, eccentric FC Barcelona assistant coach has pissed off Messi with drama queen antics. "Being loud and abrasive on the touchline and aggressively vocal on the training pitch works at smaller clubs but less so at Barcelona"
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Mon June 29, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
I have to be at the quarantine in 26 minutes
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
The first rule about Murderous Swan Fight Club is you do not talk about Fight Club. The second rule about Murderous Swan Fight Club is you do not to try to break it up (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The perfect drink for your teetotaling relatives this 4th of July. You might want to add a shot of sloe gin or Canadian Club to it
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Sun June 28, 2020
(WonderWall)
 
 
 
Lori Loughlin and Mossimo Giannulli have been pushed out of the exclusive Bel-Air Country Club after their guilty pleas. Where's my damn violin
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Singing the songs of summer in the Sunday Morning Music Club
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Sat June 27, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Trump Tweet Friday night: "I was going to go to Bedminster, New Jersey, this weekend, but wanted to stay in Washington, D.C. to make sure LAW & ORDER is enforced. " ..and by that, he meant "I'm going to my VA golf course instead"
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Fri June 26, 2020
(Page Six)
 
 
 
Russell Crowe's kids had to isolate away from him so they would have access to food
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Thu June 25, 2020
(Sportsnet)
 
 
 
While we wait for the season to resume, we have NHL news, and it's good: the Hall of Fame Class of 2020 is here
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Wed June 24, 2020
(Golf.com)
 
 
 
11 ways you ruin your golf round before it even starts. 12 if you include drink as much as Drew does before Quiplash
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