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Sun April 11, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
Introverts don't want to go back to the Old Normal after the pandemic is over
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Thu April 08, 2021
(Politico)
 
 
 
That sound you heard was Matt Gaetz opening the fifth of vodak he keeps in his desk drawer, right next to the bag of children's candy
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Wed April 07, 2021
(Politico)
 
 
 
I think the issue here is less WHO Matt Gaetz' wingman IS and the fact that a sitting Congressman HAS a "wingman"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My boyfriend admitted to me he doesn't like my children, and it's becoming an issue between us. Should I ask him to move in with me to see if that would make him realize my kids are great?"
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Tue April 06, 2021
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Ndamukong Suh welcomes twin boys. In true Suh fashion, he accidentally on purpose, "accidentally" kicked each boy in the nuts
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Mon April 05, 2021
(Slate)
 
 
 
"How do I tell my friend that her husband has been cheating on her the entirety of their relationship and I've kept it a secret since their wedding night?"
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Sun April 04, 2021
(Tin Soldier)
 
 
 
This week at Tin Soldier, how to politely introduce yourself to a dog, and some cupcakes a la machine screw. Also, a new charity for April and remember to get your shots, like the farkin author
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Mon March 29, 2021
(Slate)
 
 
 
"Every time I drop my kid off at daycare, there's a tantrum and I feel like a terrible parent, watching my child have a meltdown. How can I stop the madness?"
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Fri March 26, 2021
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
"Can I go to kinky gatherings if I don't know my kinks?"
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Wed March 24, 2021
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Even after getting vaccinated, many Americans won't be dining in at restaurants
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Mon March 22, 2021
(Slate)
 
 
 
Turns out, there is a lot of resentment and drama between couples who are half-vaccinated
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My dad loves his cats more than he does his own children. How can we make him love us as much as those annoying felines?"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"I'm a straight woman happily married to a gay man; we have a son together and he knows that his dad is gay. I love my husband and he loves me, but I worry he'll leave me for a man. Is this a normal thing?"
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Sun March 21, 2021
(Some Happy Guy)
 
 
 
For his new photo book, man spent six years interviewing and taking portraits of strippers and... HEY. Get back here. I wasn't done
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Fri March 19, 2021
(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
Charlie Kirk goes full traitor, sides with Putin
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Thu March 18, 2021
(Slate)
 
 
 
"My daughter's girlfriend learned she'll be headed to prison for armed robbery and murder. How do I help my daughter cope or get her to realize there is no future with her?"
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Wed March 17, 2021
(Metro)
 
 
 
A look at how Covid-19 irrevocably changed our friendships--possibly for the better
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Mon March 08, 2021
(Slate)
 
 
 
"I gave birth to a child, and my wife and I moved to a new community. I've made friends with other moms, and I'm starting to get a crush on a woman in the mom's group. I feel really guilty, but should I?"
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Wed March 03, 2021
(Some cool cat)
 
 
 
Interview with Benny Benack, front man of Postmodern Jukebox, and guy who knows how to toot sweet
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Just your daily "Keep your kids away from Hollywood" article, School of Rock edition
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Sun February 28, 2021
(Atlas Obscura)
 
 
 
Is that a giant leek in your pocket, or ... nah it's gotta be a vegetable
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Thu February 25, 2021
(Slate)
 
 
 
"My husband has a chocolate addiction; he's eaten entire bags of Christmas or Halloween candy meant for our kids in one sitting. If I have my own bag, he eats it; he promises to buy me some but never does. He says it's my fault he's addicted. Is it?"
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(MSN)
 
 
 
2021 Shed of the Year entrants include tiny Tiki bar and fairytale cottage, disappointing judges who wanted to avoid another he-shed, Sidhe-shed situation
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Wed February 24, 2021
(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Is there a "sorry I whipped a seditionist mob into a frenzy and then sent them your way with murder on their minds" Hallmark card?
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(Vice)
 
 
 
And we complete another full news circle with the ritual article asking "do older people have sex?" as if we don't have enough uncomfortable thoughts in our heads already
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(We Are Central PA)
 
 
 
Two things subby learned from TFA 1) selling an ounce of meth constitutes a "bulk sale" and 2) Ohio meth is better than Pennsyltucky meth. Who knew?
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My husband and I are expecting our first child and our families are excited to meet the baby. But my sister's partner is an anti-vaxxer who infected her with these dangerous views. How can I exclude them from being near us without upsetting them?"
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Tue February 23, 2021
(Slate)
 
 
 
"My husband and I have two boys: a 6-year-old and a 6-month-old. We live far away from my family, and because of COVID, my parents haven't met their new grandkid. My mom appears indifferent to our youngest; should I worry she is playing favorites?"
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Fri February 19, 2021
(Slate)
 
 
 
"My husband and I have been married three years. We have a 4-year-old son and 16-month-old twins. I have four older kids. We were both married before. He just confessed to me that he had a one night stand 16 years ago and has a daughter. What do?"
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Tue February 16, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Double secret handwritten will left by Larry King writes ex-wife out of sharing $2 million estate with King's 5 Children. I guess being wife #8 isn't as lucrative as she thought
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Thu February 11, 2021
(WKYC Cleveland)
 
 
 
Twice-losing Ohio GOP U.S. Senate Candidate goes full Trumpanzee: "2020 election was STOLEN from President Trump"
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(IMDB)
 
 
 
Could you be any more rude than to wish Jennifer Aniston a happy birthday?
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"I recently discovered my mother was having an affair; I don't think my dad knows it. And to make things more complicated, mom is having an affair with another woman. What should I do with my newfound knowledge?"
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Tue February 09, 2021
(Slate)
 
 
 
What do you do when you're in a weird spot with your neighbor?
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Mon February 08, 2021
(Slate)
 
 
 
"My wife had a double mastectomy and lost all interest in sex. So, I decided to have an affair. With a man. And she has no idea it happened. So...what do I do here?"
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Wed February 03, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"You walk into this beach house and everything was 'Titanic': 'Titanic' towels, 'Titanic' poster, 'Titanic,' you know, everywhere." Thanks, Mom
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Mon February 01, 2021
(Slate)
 
 
 
"How do I know if the spankings I got as a child were abuse?"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Is it okay to hate my friend's emotional support dog?"
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Mon January 25, 2021
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
What else are you going to do with three strangers on Facebook who share your exact name except start a band with them?
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"I slept with my cousin's husband four years ago; it was not a great fallout, but my grandma died of Covid this year and my cousin and I spoke to one another at the funeral. Should I send her a note reaffirming my guilt?"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"I'm a college junior; this year, I was bitten by a bat and had to get rabies vaccines, two friends were imprisoned, and I'm not seeing my friends. I solicited a prostitute online who was an undercover cop. Do I need to tell anyone about that last?"
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Wed January 20, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
The World reacts to Biden becoming President
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Mon January 18, 2021
(Slate)
 
 
 
"I'm falling for a guy I met in a Reddit forum. I think it's going to work out really well. But how do I know that in real life he's the image he presents on the forum?"
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Thu January 07, 2021
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Mike Pence was not happy with Trump yesterday, what with the terrorist attack Trump pushed for and all
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Wed December 23, 2020
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Whodini disappears
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Tue December 22, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
"Everyone and their mum is on it." That's subby's OnlyFans fetish
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Thu December 17, 2020
(Sports Central)
 
 
 
The Rams look to all-out blitz the Jets, while Andy Dalton checks his bucket list against the 49ers. Tom Brady makes like Warren Sapp and eyes a "Chapter 7," Mike Zimmer never misses (his kickers), & the Saints defense says no to paper sacks
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(Fark)
 
 
 
With a week until Christmas, have you finished your Christmas shopping yet?
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My girlfriend is a moderately famous celebrity chef. How do I deal with all the attention she gets and ensure she doesn't get bored with me?"
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