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Sat July 11, 2020
(Texas Observer)
 
 
 
Abbott's dangerous early reopening of Texas was probably a gamble that covid wouldn't hit his base: rich white people in the 'burbs and rural voters. He rolled snake eyes
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Fri July 10, 2020
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Can't ignore advice from your top infectious disease expert if you ignore the existence of your expert in the first place
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(CBC)
 
Boobies
 
Customers at a 2nd Vancouver strip club may have been exposed to COVID-19 among other things
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
MLB didn't test players and staff coming from the Dominican Republic before they got on the plane. You know what happens next
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Thu July 09, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
New WHO guidance says it needs evidence on airborne transmission. WHY? Because they're clinging to the surface-transmission theory
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
TSA employee blows whistle over inadequate COVID-19 precautions. TSA Administrator does the surprising thing
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Wed July 08, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
Slowly I turned, inch by inch
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Fri July 03, 2020
(NASCAR)
 
 
 
The first NASCAR driver to report positive for COVID-19 is Jimmie Johnson. The Nasfark Idol is out of control, people
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Los Angeles mayor: There's nothing connecting the COVID spike to the woke protests and you GOP haters can suck it...by which I mean there, um, is a link but we're hoping that part only shows up in the Friday night news dump that nobody reads
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(Chattanooga Times Free Press)
 
 
 
'Aren't you tired of COVID?' asked the pastor. Church of God congregations in Cleveland, TN shut down again by His Meek and Tiny Creation
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Tue June 30, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Finally, a Karen doing the right thing
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
With the exception of Presidents Lincoln and Roosevelt, there will be no social distancing at Trump's 3rd of July Mount Rushmore event. Yeah, I'm not going to tell him Independence Day is on the 4th either
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Mon June 29, 2020
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
A look at how Trump's idiocy brought Obama out of retirement
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Sat June 27, 2020
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Italy bans the use of overhead storage in airplanes as a virus risk. Your briefcase must now be taken literally
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Fri June 26, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
States: Bridge, we've hit an iceberg and we're taking on water, the compartments are flooding fast, we need immediate damage control. Captain Pence: Nonsense, it only SEEMS like there's more water in the bulkhead because we're looking for it
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Thu June 25, 2020
(The Conversation)
 
 
 
Winter is coming, parents
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(Popular Mechanics)
 
 
 
Mexican entrepreneurs invent way to fashion vegan leather from cactus, such that goods feature buttery smooth texture and flexibility. Don't question their business plan, they get kinda prickly
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Wed June 24, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
One more thing Covid-19 can do that most diseases cannot (maybe), and that's pass through the placenta from mother to newborn babies
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
So....should you travel this summer? Are you traveling? Why?
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Yakima County, Washington is the latest to run out of hospital beds from treating COVID-19
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Tue June 23, 2020
(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
We've taken these two hairstylists who have coronavirus, and made them wear masks, as well as their 140 customers. Let's see what happens, shall we? Oh my, that was unexpected
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Mon June 22, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Croatian tennis player Borna Coric tests positive for Covid. Oh, and he played in the Adria Tour exhibition tournament at the weekend
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
NYC hired 3,000 workers for contact tracing of Covid-19 virus. It's not going well
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The Big Apple's offices begin reopening. "What Monday is going to look like at this point is going to be anyone's guess"
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Wed June 17, 2020
(Science Times)
 
 
 
You know who else was Austrian?
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Tue June 16, 2020
(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
White Americans are increasingly likely to say businesses should open up, even if it puts people's lives at risk. Black & Latino Americans: "We've been trapped in here with you nutjobs for 400 years, why should we expect anything different now"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Our adult teen daughter is lazy and wanted to make money without having to show up for a job everyday, so she dropped out of school, quit a part-time job, and is making online sex videos. Everyone asks what she's doing; we avoid answering. What do?"
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Thu June 11, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
"Are you a terrorist?" "No." "Do you have the 'rona?" "No." "Ok, here's your boarding pass, enjoy your flight"
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Wed June 10, 2020
(Pink News UK)
 
 
 
Tell your mom to get ready to be busy
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Marky got with Sharon, And Sharon got Cherese, She was sharing Sharon's outlook on coronavirus disease. Mikey held a protest because Bobby was a racist. They were all in love with dyin' 'cause they opened back up Texas
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Tue June 09, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Liquor stores face new challenges as states reopen after coronavirus lockdowns. Hero's lives are never easy
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Thu June 04, 2020
(The Conversation)
 
 
 
New Zealand hits a 95% chance of eliminating the virus, but with a 100% chance of it coming back. Math - not even once
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(MSN)
 
 
 
A bad thing about the George Floyd protests? COVID-19 spikes
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Wed June 03, 2020
(NBC Chicago)
 
 
 
So, if you attended any protests or gatherings the past few days you should self-quarantine for 14 days now. And anyone you met with, live with, talked to, or interacted with should too
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Tue June 02, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"If you get a call from a number you don't recognize, don't automatically ignore it. The person on the other end could be calling from County Public Health Services to tell you you've been exposed to COVID-19." - yeah, good luck with that one
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(CNN)
 
 
 
♫ There is no life I know to compare with COVID intubation ♫ Living with the disease can make your brain stroke and seize ♫ In this ICU paradise, family isn't as you knew it ♫ Pick a face and stare right through it ♫ Here's some HQC go on and chew it
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Tribe of taunted marauding monkeys shows stupid humans how to act by observing perfect social distancing in these coronavirus times (possible nsfw content on page)
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Mon June 01, 2020
(WOODTV Grand Rapids)
 
 
 
That Gotdanged Woman from Michigan and her Gotdanged stay-at...what? She lifted it?
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Well we may have rioting in many cities, but at least the COVID-19 pandemic is over, right? Uh oh
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Mon May 25, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
How experts rate the risks of 14 summer activities that Americans will surely not adhere to in these coronavirus times. We are so boned
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(KY3 Springfield)
 
 
 
Second stylist at COVID Cuts in Missouri tests positive after contacting 56 more clients. Other salons race to match offer
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Sun May 24, 2020
(ABC News)
 
 
 
"National parks hope visitors comply with virus measures." You mean the people who manage to fall into fenced off hot springs and try to make selfies with bisons? Sure, good luck with that
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Fri May 22, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Move over, Florida Man: Georgia Man charged with faking COVID-19 diagnosis, panicking co-workers and costing employer over $100K
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(The Conversation)
 
 
 
How sportsball players can minimize their 'rona risks. Also, the spitball is apparently legal in cricket
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Wed May 20, 2020
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Feel free to touch things now
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(WGNTV Chicago)
 
 
 
Worker tests positive on first day after Ford plant reopens, lets see what happens next
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Tue May 19, 2020
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Who the hell drives 600 miles for a haircut? In these coronavirus times... maybe
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Plastic face shields only protect the wearer and no one else
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Mon May 18, 2020
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
32 year old woman trying to kiss strangers calls 911 to complain the bar she was at wasn't properly social distancing
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Unexpected pandemic effect: $50 million in bottle deposit limbo
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(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
Time to end the restrictive alcohol open-container laws and let the people drink outside in these COVID-19 times
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Sat May 16, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
We believe Tara Reade ... may not be the most trustworthy person in the world
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Fri May 15, 2020
(WECT Wilmington)
 
 
 
Worker at COVID hotspot speaks out: employers treat their employees like crap and don't do anything to keep them safe. Keep killing your workers and see what happens: powerful unions are gonna make a comeback
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Wed May 13, 2020
(NFL)
 
 
 
NFL to closely monitor restart of football in Europe, unclear why there are so few forward passes
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Tue May 12, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Vice President Pence receives good news as prayers are answered
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Mon May 11, 2020
(Wired)
 
 
 
"A fire engine going down the street, there's four personnel inside who technically are not socially distanced...but when we look at a large wildland fire, our base camp operation can hold sometimes up to 6,000." Get ready for fire season from hell
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Sat May 09, 2020
(Minn Post)
 
 
 
How can you tell if a legislator is a Republican? You can see when their lips are moving
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(WOODTV Grand Rapids)
 
 
 
Baja California governor warns people to avoid Mom on Mother's Day. Now has a chancla with his name on it
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Fri May 08, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Pence's staff coughs up a viral infection. This is not a euphemism
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Thu May 07, 2020
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Is it a terrible idea to send your child to summer camp this year?
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Mon May 04, 2020
(Wired)
 
 
 
The virus has Infrastructure Week looking good - and bad
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
From the 'who couldn't see this coming' files: Many countries now reporting new coronavirus infection peaks after easing their lockdowns too early
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Sun May 03, 2020
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Texas movie theaters reopen with "airport style security screening". In other words, the movie theater equivalent of the TSA is going to let a bunch of infected patrons get past security anyway
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Sat May 02, 2020
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Good news sports fans. The NBA has issued guidelines reopening. No, not that NBA, the other one - the Nevada Brothel Association
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Fri May 01, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
And now a killer parrot virus
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Thu April 30, 2020
(WHNT Huntsville)
 
 
 
'There's plenty of meat, however supply isn't totally meeting demand' is no longer just a Rule 34/Your Mom headline
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Wed April 29, 2020
(Vox)
 
 
 
Simple farmers, the people of the land, the common clay of the new West, are new hot spots
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Fri April 24, 2020
(CP24 Toronto)
 
 
 
COVID-19 baby boom a myth? It's called makeup sex
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(LinkedIn)
 
 
 
Georgia business owners give opinions about whether they're ready to 'open back up'. TL;DR: FARK no
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
"When the pandemic ends, America might try to create a future that's less reliant on broad public knowledge of virus-killing pizza ovens"
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Thu April 23, 2020
(CBS 46 Atlanta)
 
 
 
Brian "Leeroy Jenkins" Kemp response to the White House: LEEROOOOOY JENKKIIIINNSS
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Wed April 22, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Governor Stupid says he allowed gyms to reopen because they're safer than grocery stores. We're all gonna die
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
A very ugly angle to Gov Kemp's decision to re-open: Kemp is white, the leaders and populations of GA's biggest cities, the places that will be most hurt by this when it backfires, are black and blacks already make up 54% of the CV-19 deaths in GA
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Mon April 20, 2020
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Massachusetts is becoming a Covid-19 hawt spawt
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
WaPo television critic is confused and concerned by the fact that there is such a glaring discrepancy between what the real world looks like right now because of coronavirus and what it looks like on new shows like Westworld and Devs
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Some landlords are impersonating their tenants to check the status of their stimulus checks
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Sun April 19, 2020
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
An ICE jail has become the epicenter of a Covid-19 outbreak
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Sat April 18, 2020
(The US Sun)
 
 
 
Houston, we have a *cough*
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Fri April 17, 2020
(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
Truly, these are the end times. Coronavirus may force NJ to let people pump their own goddamn gas
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Thu April 16, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Please excuse Juan for two weeks, he's in quarantine after testing positive for COVID-19. Signed, Epstein's Mother
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
MIT/Romero Institute study: NYC subways a major disseminator of coronavirus; NYC subway riders major disseminators
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(Argus Leader)
 
 
 
As SD Gov. Noem (R-esponsible) still refuses to enact shelter-in-place, social distancing, COVID-19 cases spread from closed Smithfield meat plant to other locales, businesses
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Wed April 15, 2020
(AlterNet)
 
 
 
The first comprehensive study is in and it looks like it's a swing and a miss for hydroxychloroquine
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Tue April 14, 2020
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Nebraska's Republican governor, discount store Lex Luthor Pete Ricketts, refuses to issue a stay-at-home order, putting the entire state at risk of a Coronavirus outbreak
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Sun April 12, 2020
(KMBC Kansas City)
 
 
 
Looks like we aren't going to Easter service in Kansas anymore
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Fri April 10, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
When is the right time to shave your quarantine beard? Assuming you were just that delicate to grow a beard for the coronavirus pandemic
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Drop everything in these coronavirus times for New York: Sandra Lee is in close contact with her ex, Governor Andrew Cuomo, during the crisis: "He's still my guy". Okay let the dying continue and here's some cooking advice. Still not denying he has pieced nipples
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(Huffington Post Canada)
 
 
 
Clearview, a facial recognition firm with an image database almost seven times the size of the FBI's, is full of far-right extremists that see the cheeto-in-commander as a god-emperor
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Three of the United States' aircraft carriers now have crew members infected with COVID-19, which means that if you add up all the other nations' currently active aircraft carriers, we're outnumbered 11 to 9. They're gonna invade us, aren't they?
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Well I guess this destroys the Obama won't endorse Biden narrative
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Thu April 09, 2020
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
People are using Craigslist to find their Coronavirus hookup
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Been flying American lately? You may want to get a Covid test
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Wed April 08, 2020
(Lehigh Valley Live)
 
 
 
A couple of bimbos have tested positive for Covid-19
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Tue April 07, 2020
(Citizens Voice)
 
 
 
If you're wondering why you are having a hard time finding tortillas in the crisis, ask why Mission isn't keeping its employees safe
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Mon April 06, 2020
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Coronavirus? Canada will have Nunavut
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Amazon employees reveal why they're afraid to go to work; "I may have infected 1,000 people"
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Sat April 04, 2020
(Wal-Mart)
 
 
 
The line at Wal-Mart just got crazy long
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Fri April 03, 2020
(Fox 5 New York)
 
 
 
Hate your family, but stuck inside with them? Good news, the government is now telling families to observe social distancing. I call the room with the beer
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Thu April 02, 2020
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
NJ town: Instead of leaving your recyclables out for socially distant curbside pickup we now want you all to drive to the recycling center and congregate instead
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Just in case FEMA doesn't have enough to do, hurricane season starts soon
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Wed April 01, 2020
(Comic Book)
 
 
 
Ming-Na Wen playing with her adult toys and purple monkey dishwasher
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Tue March 31, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Amazon employee forgets that he's not in a union
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Mon March 30, 2020
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Zimbabwe doctor: "I'm afraid you have coronavirus."Patient: "HOORAY, at least I won't starve to death now"
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Sun March 29, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
Unfortunately, it would appear that the "all clear" in Wuhan was just a tad premature
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Sat March 28, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Old and Busted: Don't wear masks you morons, they won't protect you. The New Hotness: Maybe everyone should wear masks, possibly protecting others from asymptomatic virus shedders
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Fri March 27, 2020
(The Conversation)
 
 
 
A 19th-century solution to social distancing: a 6-foot hoop skirt
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(Sparkonit)
 
 
 
Genetic analysis shows the novel coronavirus disease (COVID-19) evolved to its current pathogenic state through natural selection
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
🚫🤪
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Quarantine can make for some damnatious fights when couples are stuck with each other. Here's some of the dumbest ones so far
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Thu March 26, 2020
(Texas Monthly)
 
 
 
By contacting Chinese officials and running a simulation to respond, the grocery chain H-E-B was better prepared than the American government for the coronavirus
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Hockey gear maker Bauer changes on the fly, starts turning out medical face shields from their visor assembly line
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Joe Biden's likely VP short list when he emerges from his coronavirus bunker: Elizabeth Warren, Kamala Harris, Amy Klobuchar ...probably a couple token male Senators to round out the final five
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
A look at all the festivals, tours, and concerts canceled by Coronavirus
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(Eight (Arizona PBS))
 
 
 
Your work desk has more germs than the average toilet seat. Now that you know that, get back to work America
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Wed March 25, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Let's now count all the times Trump praised China for its coronavirus response
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(Comics Beat)
 
 
 
With Comic Book Guys in self-quarantine not by their own choice (for once), comic book publishers give relief to struggling retailers
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(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
For as much money as Mitt Romney has he sure eats like a poor college student
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Tue March 24, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
A closer look at Rand Paul's 6-day progression from Libertarian Dude to Schadenfreude
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(CNN)
 
 
 
How an Austrian ski resort helped spread Coronavirus over Europe, subby didn't read it but it probably had something to do with dingoes
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(WBAL-TV Baltimore)
 
 
 
Baltimore Convention Center to be turned into a field hospital
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Mon March 23, 2020
(Fox 10 Phoenix)
 
 
 
Orange Idiot passes the ball to Darwin. Darwin shoots, scores
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Rand Paul: Dad, I am positive for COVID-19. Ron Paul: Son, I am disappoint in this hoax
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Portsmouth's Sean Raggett found out he tested positive for coronavirus whilst eating in pub
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
NYC Department of Health says Keep Calm and Masturbate. And if you need help with that, here's a handy photo we're distributing for personal use
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Sun March 22, 2020
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Stop: Collaborate and listen / ICE head is back with a recommendation / COVID: Is a thing and it's frightening / Low-risk detainees: let 'em out, like lightning
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Fri March 20, 2020
(News 5 Cleveland)
 
 
 
So it's the first weekend where a large portion of the USA is under shelter in place orders. How is everyone spending their Friday night? Subby is 5 fingers into his bourbon and watching Animaniacs with the kids before bedtime. You?
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Your tits and teeth can wait until this is all over
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(Vice)
 
 
 
New Yorkers can sleep in Monday morning. Also,this is a good time to dust off your old 9/11 "New York Closed" memes or whatever they were called in 2001
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Thu March 19, 2020
(Fox 5 Las Vegas)
 
 
 
So what happens when the air traffic controllers are out sick?
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Warning: do not buy medical face masks from scam sites like prestige-ameritech.com, their masks are bogus copies. Instead, don't buy medical face masks from the real prestigeameritech.com, because they ran out of them long ago
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(The Cut)
 
 
 
Getting stuck indoors because of the coronavirus sucks, getting stuck at your girlfriend's boyfriend's place REALLY sucks
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Non-scary grocery shopping is easy
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Wed March 18, 2020
(TSN)
 
 
 
Having been the butt of jokes for all the scandals, bad trades, lousy attendance, incompetent ownership and behind the scenes shenanigans for the past several years, the Ottawa Senators finally make a positive announcement
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(Fast Company)
 
 
 
Sorry but you'll have to get your rickety Swedish crap from somewhere else for awhile
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Folks, we have an Influencer down. I repeat, we have an Influencer down
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Tower are we cleared to land?... Hello, tower?... Anybody there?
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Tue March 17, 2020
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Suddenly concern trolls are concerned
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(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Not okay, boomer: some seniors resist social distancing
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
I don't know what's scarier: the exponential growth of COVID-19 or the solution relying on people behaving rationally
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Mon March 16, 2020
(Blabbermouth)
 
 
 
Does that also apply to VD, Aerosmith?
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
This is Today on **cough** NBC
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(Vox)
 
 
 
CDC: Don't go to the gym. Gyms: You need to appear in person to fill out a 30-day written notice along with a doctors note before we can freeze your membership
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
McLaren team member who tested positive for Coronavirus is "recovering well" and symptom-free
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Boris Johnson is as incompetent as Donald Trump
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Sun March 15, 2020
(Comic Book)
 
 
 
Here's the latest list of television productions postponed/shut down due to the coronavirus
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Sat March 14, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
White House doctor begs for his license to be revoked
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