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Mon May 21, 2018
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
You can't get hearsay ruled non-admissible in the court of public opinion
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Thu May 17, 2018
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Batman's butler Alfred to get an origin story. Next up, origin story for convenience store clerk who rang up Batman's pudding pop
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Mon May 07, 2018
(Patch)
 
 
 
Woman pumps 6.468 gallons of gasoline into her car, then realizes it's listed at $9.99 per gallon. Clerk tells her new gas station isn't even open yet
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Sun May 06, 2018
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Off-duty cop pulls a gun on man that bought a Mentos. Unfunniest commercial EVAR
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Fri April 20, 2018
(KPAX Missoula)
 
 
 
One breath/long headline challenge: 3 police officers disciplined for having sex on city property with a police clerk who was fired for stealing narcotics from the evidence locker which will result in dozens of criminal cases being dismissed. *gasp*
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Thu April 12, 2018
(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Fife police on lookout for robbery suspect, quietly loading their one bullet into each of their guns
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Wed April 11, 2018
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Reporter obtains copies from the court clerk of documents related to a 20-year history of tire failures. Goodyear responds by a) coming clean, b) stonewalling, or c) asking a judge to personally tell the reporter not to publish because reasons
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Thu April 05, 2018
(Exclaim!)
 
 
 
Jay and Silent Bob to return with VR series, here's to hoping it doesn't guest star pickle farker from 'Clerks 2'
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Mon April 02, 2018
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Please note: your cunning plan of wearing masks while robbing a store only works if you put your masks on before going in front of security cameras
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Sun April 01, 2018
(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
"He tried to steal booze. Instead he got smacked upside the head with a bottle." Oh Jonathan, don't mess with Milwaukeeans and their alcohol
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Fri March 30, 2018
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
You know, if the heights of your criminal enterprise consist of stealing three boxes of cigarillos from a gas station, you probably don't need to bother with the whole 'waving the gun around first' bit
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Thu March 29, 2018
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Clerk electrifies courtroom, mistakenly announces death sentence due to poorly-executed jury paperwork
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Thu March 22, 2018
(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Convenience store shut down after selling 'zombie' drug. Frank West investigating, hoping to find Zombrex
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Wed March 21, 2018
(WIBW Topeka)
 
 
 
Store clerk finds dropped $1 million winning lottery ticket, returns it to owner. Statisticians still calculating the odds of such kindness
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Car thief realizes there's an infant in the vehicle he stole, so he stops at a gas station and dumps the infant
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Sat March 17, 2018
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Venezuela's economy is in such disarray, their deli scales can't hold the number of digits required to sell meat
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Sun March 11, 2018
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Trump has reached out to Clinton impeachment lawyer to ward off Mueller inquiry
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Fri March 02, 2018
(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
The salient question in this man chops other man with hatchet story would be: Is he wearing eyeliner? (with mug; you decide)
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Fri February 23, 2018
(Paste Magazine)
 
 
 
Eat Sh*t, Bob
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Wed February 07, 2018
(USA Today)
 
 
 
While it's pretty hard to get fired these days if you're a cop, get caught red-handed after robbing a bank WILL do it
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Meet the criminal masterminds, Zachariah and Hezekiah, who got chased away from their own armed robbery by someone that wasn't even supposed to be there that day
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Sat February 03, 2018
(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
Welcome to Monowi, Nebraska ... population 1
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