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Wed October 14, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Outbreak of COVID-19 at a spin studio. People are mystified as they "followed all the rules" - client screenings, extra distance, cleaning towels/equipment and masking before and after class. Wait, let go over that last part again
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Mon October 05, 2020
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Ah, the LA River. Filled with trash, concrete, and...Steelhead Trout?
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Thu October 01, 2020
(JSOnline)
 
 
 
Fark-ready headline - "Republicans issue warning about having Bango, Bernie Brewer or Racing Sausages at early voting locations"
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Wed September 23, 2020
(WYMT Hazard)
 
 
 
Breonna Taylor ruling expected at 1:30 ET. Louisville has already shut down areas around government buildings
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Tue September 22, 2020
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
City of Ann Arbor moves to decriminalize psychedelic mushrooms just in time for that orange hippopotamus driving that flying Ford Fiesta
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Tokyo's monstrous dilemma? Convincing sponsors the Olympics will really happen
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Mon September 21, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Fed-up New Yorkers show their love for their elected politicians ...with a massive "F-k Cuomo and de Blasio" mural painted on a Brooklyn street
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Sat September 19, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
No need to "defund" the police, simply make departments pay the costs of misconduct litigation out of their own pockets?
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Thu September 17, 2020
(The Advocate)
 
 
 
Chick-fil-A decides they don't want to be at the stupid San Antonio airport anyway
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The city of Worcester may have overlooked one teensy tiny detail when they were getting fleeced by Larry Lucchino to move the Red Sox' AAA team there
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Wed September 16, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Dude, don't actually write down "make him a suspect"
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Mon September 14, 2020
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Well that's one way to save $4.3 million
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Sat September 12, 2020
(SanDiego UnionTribune)
 
 
 
Who is a kook?
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Wed September 09, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
Can coffins scare people into wearing masks? Probably as well as pictures of stained teeth and blackened lungs on cigarette packs stopped smoking
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Tue September 08, 2020
(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
Cab Calloway's childhood home demolished despite efforts to have it listed as historic landmark
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Sat September 05, 2020
(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Los Angeles police are fighting a war against.....paintballers?
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Wed September 02, 2020
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Portsmouth, Virginia police officer dislikes Black people holding public office, begins arresting them all
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Fri August 28, 2020
(Inland Valley Daily Bulletin)
 
 
 
The City Of Cucamonga has a giant chunk of the World Trade Center lying around they need a million bucks+ to display at their firehouse
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(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
It's weird how cops delay releasing video when they shoot someone, but when it's not their fault the video is on Twitter as fast as possible no matter how graphic
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Wed August 26, 2020
(Fox5 DC)
 
 
 
I'm sorry - we didn't order this side of 'white silence is violence' - please make sure it isn't on the bill
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Sun August 23, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Music stars get pass on NYC quarantine rules for VMAs. No $10,000 or 15 days in jail for the privileged
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Sat August 22, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
♬ Oooooklahoma, where the wind comes sweeping 'cross the plains / as your breathing stops / and your future's shot / as the COVID inflicts upon you paaaaaaaaaain ♬
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Fri August 21, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Covid-19 cases tied to Sturgis motorcycle rally in South Dakota crossed state line. Obvious tag waiting in line to get tested
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Uber driver employees upset that they will continue to be exploited
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Wed August 19, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
To no one's surprise, the Sturgis rally was a big hit. Some bikers may be taking home an unexpected souvenir along with a headache, some MAGA swag, and a few STDs
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(San Antonio Express)
 
 
 
Aaaannnd...here come the Sturgis Covid cases
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Mon August 17, 2020
(Austin Statesman)
 
 
 
Cedar Park shooter surrenders after being locked down with family for less than 24 hours. Amateur
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Fri August 14, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Some farker forgot his stash
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Wed August 12, 2020
(OK Whatever)
 
 
 
Here's proof that summertime heat turns us all into idiots
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Buried lede: They're having contests in Sturgis to see who can sneeze the "furthest out"
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Mon August 10, 2020
(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
If you sit outside you can have what she's having. Cool tag says it is too hot for that
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(CNN)
 
 
 
60% of Sturgis residents didn't want the motorcycle rally there this week but the city council voted to approve it anyhow because "we kept hearing from people saying it doesn't matter, they are coming to Sturgis"
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Fri August 07, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
A look at the DNC's non-convention convention planned for 2020
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Wed August 05, 2020
(WHDH Boston)
 
 
 
Planning on visiting Salem, MA over the Halloween season? Well, TOO DAMN BAD
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Tue August 04, 2020
(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
So in addition to being ugly as sin, that "Back the Blue" mural was also illegal
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Mon August 03, 2020
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Police chief thinks he deserves higher pay, tells the city's mayor who took a pay cut to stuff it
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Sun August 02, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
How safe is the subway? Now that Jared is behind bars, safer than you might think
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Sat August 01, 2020
(SanDiego UnionTribune)
 
 
 
That whole "criminal prosecution" thing? Totally a mistake, not retaliation for publishing embarrassing information about the mayor
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Fri July 31, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Your grandchildren will likely either be studying the Battle for Portland or the Bowling Green Massacre in history class
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Thu July 30, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Data doesn't support the number one claim that NYC's shooting surge is due to the court shutdown but finds the petty bickering most intriguing
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Wed July 29, 2020
(Fire Rescue 1)
 
 
 
Volunteer firefighters - who look more like the board of a bad HOA - "resign" after city doesn't want them running calls that all but two aren't qualified to run in the first place
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Tue July 28, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
Revel in the ineptness of Revel
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
NYPD shows their preference for ticketing people of color as COVID-19 is driving everyone to drink alcohol outside
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Mon July 27, 2020
(Bon Appetit)
 
 
 
Ben's Chili Bowl in DC fed the Civil Rights era and its red is standing up to the orange contagion now
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Sun July 26, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
So about the whole "outdoor dining" thing in NYC
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Thu July 23, 2020
(CBS Los Angeles 2)
 
 
 
Officials at Big Bear Lake want you to know that signs warning of increased satanic cult activity are fake. Satanic cult activity in the area is at normal levels
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Wed July 22, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
HomelandischCommandant says unmarked Little Green Men will not leave Portland until the violence ends
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Tue July 21, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Temporary NYC hospital cost $52 million to build in Queens, treated ONLY 79 virus patients. NY Times has a math problem with this
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Mon July 20, 2020
(AL.com)
 
 
 
You know, now is probably not the best time to award police officers with city's Medal of Honor after shooting black man last year
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"Out of the clouds of tear gas, an apparition emerges" (possibly NSFW)
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Fri July 17, 2020
(Westword)
 
 
 
Any Denver Farkers near the Coliseum are going to be getting some new "neighbors"
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Police in Selah, WA, are threatening 364 days in jail and a $5k fine for people who draw Black Lives Matter on streets in chalk. Not spray paint, chalk
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Wed July 15, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
'Mostly compliant'
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(KOB4)
 
 
 
GOP candidate defends her right to kill old people
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Mon July 13, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
NYC: Shiat, where'd all the rich people go?
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Fri July 10, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
Flood-weary Venice begins testing their "Moses" inflatable barriers. Installation wasn't too difficult - it only took Dieci Comandamenti
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Christian pastor laments election of Donald Trump to POTUS: "Hollywood and the media created a decidedly unattractive stereotype of Christians... I now realize that stereotype is more true than I ever knew"
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Thu July 09, 2020
(Go Erie)
 
 
 
Erie county DA says no charges will be filed against a cop caught on video kicking a seated, passive, protester in the face. Also, since she's feeling generous, she won't charge the protester with scuffing the officer's boots with her face either
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Hoo boy, tomorrow's rage tweet explosion might actually shear the White House toilet in two
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Wed July 08, 2020
(LA Times)
 
 
 
The Thin Blue Whine? LAPD July 4 sickout under investigation
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Tue July 07, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Staten Island deer vasectomy program gets snipped
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Fri July 03, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Today's 2020 Apocalypse Bingo draw is: Mayfly Invasion
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Tue June 30, 2020
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
They would have forgiven insulting BLM but he had to go and defame Alabama football
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