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Sun June 17, 2018
(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Some guys tuck their favorite car inside their garage, this Aussie keeps a spaceship tucked away inside his garage for his new short-film
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Bored? This video of a Tesla committing self-immolation will give you something to do for 45 seconds
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Sat June 16, 2018
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Most UK babies born around 4am, which is, purely by coincidence, about 9 months after the parents got home from the pub
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(Some Car Guy)
 
 
 
60 cars and 180 drivers compete across 4 classes for 24 unforgiving hours of racing. It's the 2018 FIA World Endurance Championship - 24 Hours of Le Mans - Live on VELOCITY @ 9AM ET
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(Some Childless Guy)
 
 
 
Parents absolutely astounded at the idea that they might be financially responsible for their unsupervised brat destroying a $132,000 sculpture
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Fri June 15, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Some tweets age beautifully
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Tweet is a scan from a page of book that tells how Sen. Joe McCarthy played the press during his reign of terror. Subby now has an advanced case of Déjà vu. In unrelated news, George Santayana has concluded we are truly damned
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Trump on Kim Jong Un: "He speaks and his people stand up in attention. I want my people to do the same"
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Will Cohen flip for great justice? Will Paul go to jail or become a prison snitch? Will a Stoner get indicted? THIS is your Trump scandal rumor/speculation thread, "Shiats on fire, yo" edition. (~noon time news dump) Buckle up everyone
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Yeah, sure, Manafort's in court and Cohen's in court but that's not important right now. A big Twitter day is scheduled for Friday
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Thu June 14, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Best. Tweet. Of. 2018. No contest
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Spiffy: Possibly the coolest picture of the Earth taken from the Moon taken. Weird: By the Saudi Arabian space program. PSA: Whose camera hitched a ride on a Chinese probe. Interesting: That probe hitched a ride on a larger Chinese probe
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Trump orders the Inspector General to investigate his political enemies and it ends up implicating his own attorney for coordinating leaks with the NY FBI field office ahead of the election
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Pedestrian lane for 'smartphone zombies' opens up in China
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Best Korea brodcasts first tv footage of the glorious leaders' summit, including the President of the United States saluting a NK General at 58sec
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
The horse's face says it all
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Trump administration moving forward on tent city for separated immigrant children. So it will be just like camp. Hopefully the kids can find some distractions so they don't concentrate too much
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(Reno Gazette-Journal)
 
 
 
Out-of-control wildfire near Carson City was started by...oh, crap
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Wed June 13, 2018
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Bill Murray to open up a food truck court in South Carolina. So he's got that going for him
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Two more names get revealed in a Paul Manafort court doc unsealing, in tonight's episode: "Bob gets some crumpets"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Cuomo is ahead of Nixon by 35 points. Looks like there may not be Sex and the City III: The Governor's Office after all
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
The 49 worst cities to live in, and Detroit
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
The 49 worst cities to live in, and Detroit
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
I'm Eric. I like the Wendy's Big Mac
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Michael Phelps' $4.1 million home up for sale. Cups extra
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Flash back to Jan 2018, when Putin convinced Trump that canceling US military exercises would appease North Korea - but it's okay, because Mattis talked him back around. Glad that got sorted, then
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Tue June 12, 2018
(NYPost)
 
 
 
A bridge too far: Sex with Animals and the City
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Mother uses taco to distract fake cop. It was either fish or pork, depending on which punchline you want
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
North Korea reveals the real deal
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Donald J. Trump, President of the United States of America Presents: Punch Drunk Love 2: Punch Drunk Lovesick Singalong, Starring "Punchy" Low IQ Robert DeNiro
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Trump to photographers: Are you taking good pictures to make us look thin and perfect? Kim thinking to self: Did he just call me fat?
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Leave it to Charlie to ask the questions no one is asking
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(CNN)
 
 
 
One in an increasingly terrifying fact-based reality, the other forever in a sing-along montage of "America. F*ck yeah," from Team America
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
"I may stand before you in six months and say, 'Hey I was wrong,'" said Trump, before adding, "I don't know that I'll ever admit that, but I'll find some kind of an excuse"
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Not news: KISS has started selling KISS toilet seats. News: They haven't been selling them for years already?
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Here's the official Singapore summit video/Trump sales pitch to Kim Jong Un and I'm 100% dead now
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
It was about The Trump Hotel Pyongyang all along, wasn't it?
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(WTAE)
 
 
 
New rule #1: Don't shoot the lifeguard
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Sell a train, Morouns
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
They'd better add some chicken nuggets to the menu or Donald is going to be hangry
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
🥒? 🤢
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Mon June 11, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Larry Kudlow has a heart
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
All accredited journalists at the Kim/Trump Summit get a free USB fan. Go ahead and plug it in. What could go wrong?
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Dennis Rodman arrives in Singapore. Cast of Jersey Shore likely en route
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Why did Trump pardon Convicted Felon Dinesh D'Souza? Let's take a look at the poster for his next movie
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Bethesda teases its new RPG, Starfield. Oh, and Elder Scrolls VI
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Someone is about to have a very bad week
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Sun June 10, 2018
(MSN)
 
 
 
IHOP seems bound and determined to go through with their painfully obvious publicity stunt ... which, admittedly, has been working really well for them
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Small towns are being affected by the growing retailpocalypse, with malls hurting the most
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Sat June 09, 2018
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Move over NYC pizza eating subway rats, New York City millennial avocado eating squirrel is here
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Valedictorian at school gets her mic cut before she can talk about her sexual assault. Horrendously stupid school officials don't know how publicity works
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Macron's latest handshake leaves lasting impression on Trump
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
While having a hissyfit on his way out of the G7 summit, El Presidente threatens allies
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Fri June 08, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Of course he congratulates the Russian
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(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Sons of Anarchy's Alan O'Neill has gone off to the great big biker bar in the sky
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Are we not doing phrasing anymore, Ms. NRA Spokesperson?
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Milwaukee Brewers players re-create hitchhiker scene from Dumb and Dumber in a bullpen cart
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Oh Cannabis
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Thu June 07, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
A Stanley Cup has hit Washington DC
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(Fox Business)
 
 
 
Though pleased with the plentiful housing options for his people, Aquaman still frustrated by lousy and limited options for decent pizza
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Las Vegas hockey fan sent a cease and desist letter for having a Golden Knights Flag over his garage. Accuses the HOA of being Capitals fans. Well I guess this argument may be settled this evening
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Film described as "Bollywood's version of Sex in the City" sparks outrage in India due to scenes of women drinking and masturbating
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
This is America
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Trump decides to put his water bottle on the floor in the middle of meeting? Better copy him or you'll never be President
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Congressman finds the courage to honor the real heroes of D-Day
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
We've moved onto the "encouraging destruction of evidence on television" stage of the investigation
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Fulton County, which includes the city of Atlanta, is moving to decriminalize marijuana in unincorporated areas, in a vote by the county commission. It's largely symbolic since most of the huge county is incorporated
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Wed June 06, 2018
(WNEP Scranton)
 
 
 
"It's sad to say that that's someone's either daughter, mother or whatever," He said during televised interview, hours before the cops identified her as his mother and charged him with her homicide
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
U.S. Air Force airlifting 6 Guatemalan children to Galveston, Texas, for medical treatment due to injuries sustained during the eruption of the Fuego Volcano in Guatemala. Afterwards they'll be transferred to an abandoned Walmart
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Bob Vila is now sub-tweeting our government, because 2018 needs someone who knows how to rebuild
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump thinks we need tariffs against Canada because the burned down the White House in War of 1812 (Narrator: they didn't)
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Unbrielievable: KellyAnne Conway claims Trump is "The Commander of Cheese" (with video goudaness)
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Remember that time that Trump complained about Hilary not holding a news conference in 7 months? Twitter remembers
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Democrats win another special election with a 25 point swing in the suburbs of Kansas City, MO
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Tue June 05, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
And sometimes he accidentally tweets the truth
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Man, when Napolitano is calling your legal team sophomoric amateurs, on Fox News no less, you may just have hired the best people, Mr. President
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Kelly "Die Already McCain" Sadler let go from position at White House so she can focus on Trump's re-election campaign and her budding comedy career
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Update: No, people weren't booing President Trump at the White House today. One guy heckled him and HE was booed. And then somebody called him a... Cover the children's ears... a... Cowboys fan
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Wawa.You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy
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(The Lens NOLA)
 
 
 
House built with public funds, meant for affordable housing, resurfaces as a $500 a night Airbnb rental. Some people seem to have a problem with this
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Mitch McConnell cancels August recess. Now they have another month to not pass anything at all
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
The real reason Trump cancelled the Eagles visit to the White House? Only 5 out of 80 players were going to attend
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Fox News producer apologizes for the "error" of deliberately showing Eagles' players kneeling in prayer while insinuating they were kneeling in protest
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(WTVR)
 
 
 
Alright whoever did this, what's your Fark handle and do you have a TF subscription? If not, I think we can set you up
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Trump's horrifying separation of kids from their parents policy explained
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(France 24)
 
 
 
Brussels is upgrading official Belgian frites stalls to give wandering tourists a better, hipper impression of the national food - "a model that is identifiable just like the telephone booths of London"
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(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
4 hours of Ellicott City flooding video condensed into 4 minutes. Will the person with grey coupe parked beneath the dumpster please remove it from the culvert?
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Mon June 04, 2018
(Comic Book)
 
 
 
Tonight, on Supergirl, Kara decides to give up dairy. Meanwhile, J'onn has to deal with an influx of DEO firearms in National City. (CW 8ET)
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Guaranteed basic income to be tested in California city
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Anti-homeless Republican who spent days mapping out homeless camps and publishing them online outraged after a homeless rights activist posted pictures of his home online
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Trump's ambassador to Germany: Hey, anti-establishment, anti-government types in Europe. We want to help you work against your governments. Scary tag in lieu of WTAF tag
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
It's the same old story in Chicago: Man urinates on train platform, woman asks man to stop, man punches woman for having the audacity to confront him
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Sun June 03, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
FLOTUS to spend at least another week-and-a-half hiding from her husband
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
And Trump finally Godwins his Twitter argument about the investigation. Congratulations, Mr President
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Sat June 02, 2018
(NHL)
 
 
 
We now move from Sin City to the Capital City for Game 3 of the Stanley Cup Finals. Will the Knights conquer on the road? Or will the Capitals be the one that takes a 2-1 series lead? The battle begins at 8:00 PM ET on NBCSN
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(WOWK Charleston)
 
 
 
First responders in Huntington, West Virginia, to become no responders for overdose cases
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(Atlas Obscura)
 
 
 
Sit back with your mug of murk and your favorite choker hole and enjoy the lost lingo of New York City's soda jerks of yore
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Yeah about the German zoo's 'escaped big cats' that were causing mass hysteria, they never left their cages
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
It seems we are getting played on the NK de-nuclearization deal. Their "destruction" of a facility was largely a bit of propaganda for the cameras
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
🎵Trump just got a letter🎵 🎵Trump just got a letter🎵 🎵Trump just got a letter🎵 🎵It's from Kim Jong Un🎵
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(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Uber's Terms of Service either need updating or more publicity
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Fri June 01, 2018
(CBC)
 
 
 
NHL commissioner, execs: "Quebec City faces challenges in NHL expansion." Québécois: "Tenez ma bière"
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
We all have heard about Airbnb. Does it hurt the housing crisis, or does it help it in your opinion?
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Is there an internet law named for this yet? "There is always a tweet" just doesn't have that certain je ne sais quoi (not safe for work)
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Thu May 31, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Dinesh D'Souza accepts his pardon with all the grace and class we've come to expect from him---none
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Next up on the pardon train: Rod Blagojevich and Martha Stewart
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
We're going to need a new nickname for "Convicted Felon Dinesh D'Souza"
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(Sportsnet)
 
 
 
Don Cherry pulled NHL commissioner Gary Bettman onto the "Coach's Corner" set during last night's Stanley Cup Finals game and harrangued him about a Quebec City expansion franchise on live TV. It was as gloriously awkward as it sounds
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Duck... Duck... Goose goes horribly wrong
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(Twitter)
 
Video
 
Video of Ukrainian agents calmly snatching suspect in Arkady Babchenko case as he walks down sidewalk
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Wed May 30, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Ted Cruz, one of the most hated men in the Senate, leads his Democrat challenger among women and Hispanics
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(NHL)
 
 
 
Where better than Sin City to host james 2 of the Johnny Sex Cup final? Giggity? If it's as good as james 1, hells yea.. Shush Pierre, let's do that hockey.. 8pm ET on NBCSN & CBC
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
After being told he would have to stop the publicity tour if he wanted to represent Stormy in the Cohen case, Avenatti withdraws motion to do so
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Oh Lordy, #releasethetapes
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Trump laments the fact that he can't pick good lawyers. Giuliani last seen crying for 9-11 minutes
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(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
Trump to meet with another porn star
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Bill Browder, long time Putin enemy due to Magintsky sanction efforts, arrested on Russian Interpol arrest warrant in Spain
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(Orange County Register)
 
 
 
The hits just keep on coming: Tesla in Autopilot mode crashes into police vehicle
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
The President of Mexico sends a message to Trump over Twitter
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
And you thought YOU graduated college with a hefty bill
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Even a broken clock is right twice a day. Even if that broken clock is a Fox News blonde hair bot
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Tue May 29, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
AP reports a Russian journalist has been killed in Kiev. He reportedly fell out of a window onto an exploding bomb. And was also killed in shooting accident
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Bethesda Studios: Please Stand By
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Well, it certainly looks like Meltdown May is progressing
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Panama City: come for the sunshine, stay for the vortex flinging pool noodles at your family
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Mon May 28, 2018
(SacBee)
 
 
 
In today's edition of "What could possibly go wrong?" news, California starts issuing digital license plates
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Man wearing a clown mask and wielding scissors and wooden post learns the hard way that he messed with the wrong Little Caesars employee
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(WJLA Washington DC)
 
 
 
Las Vegas changes the iconic "Welcome to Fabulous Las Vegas" sign to support the Golden Knights. Fark: All lowercase
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(WJLA Washington DC)
 
 
 
Woman in critical condition after jet ski crash in Ocean City. Next time read the entire sign
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Ellicott City, MD awash in 1000 year floodwaters for the 2nd time in 2 years
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
San Francisco Giants to Toronto Blue Jays: I'll see your Russell Martin starting at shortstop and raise you Pablo Sandoval starting at 2nd base
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Sun May 27, 2018
(CTV News)
 
 
 
And on the 7th day the streets ran brown with the gravy of the city. Begun have the poutine wars
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Former and now dead manager of the Bay City Rollers may have been a pedo. Probably should just go ahead and investigate all boy band managers. It would save time (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
You'd think before agreeing to give $10 million to a huge development deal, the city council would read the proposed contract in full to ensure it was a loan, not a grant, and also to verify it was actually $28 million
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Fri May 25, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Will Donnie have more stories about his terribleness during the campaign leak? Will Giuliani still have a job after today? Will Australia start sending rabid koalas to Russia? THIS is your Trump scandal rumor/speculation thread (~5pm news dump)
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Study ranks 'most hipster cities,' and somehow Salt Lake City is No. 3
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Here are the most ridiculous things you can be fined for in each state. Now can you please tell my fortune?
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(Times of San Diego)
 
 
 
If you were in National City, CA yesterday and thought that you smelled someone starting their holiday BBQ early, you were grossly mistaken
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Man opens fire in Oklahoma City restaurant, reset the clock on the good guy with a gun preventing a mass shooting
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(Las Vegas Review Journal)
 
 
 
NFL postpones announcement of host city for 2020 draft until they can get enough shills to place bets for them on selected winner
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Thu May 24, 2018
(Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
♫ Rocky Raccoon, well he went to his doom, 'cause high voltage isn't surviv'ble ♫ His pelt formed a ground, then the power went down ♫ And his corpse proved to be rather friable ♫
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
TotalBiscuit has returned to respawn
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Car2Gone
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
It was just another normal day at goat yoga when the mama goat suddenly had kids. As in new baby goatlings
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
In April, the Arizona Diamondbacks could not lose a series. In May, they're having a hard time figuring out how to hit
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Trump cancels June 12 summit with North Korea. Hold on to your butts
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
FYI: Trump will be live on Fox and Friends again Thursday at 6am EDT. I'm sure this will be a calm and reasoned discussion about dignified statecraft (Correction: interview was pre-recorded)
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(CNN)
 
 
 
German city bans older diesel cars. And by "older", they mean from before VW admitted to faking emissions tests
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Mueller spake, and the Earth shook, and the ground cracked open, and swallowed Rudy Giuliani whole
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
NFL wants roof open for next season's Super Bowl in Atlanta. The last time the Super Bowl was in Atlanta? Jan. 30, 2000, when an ice storm paralyzed the city
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Wed May 23, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
The city leaders of West Hollywood CA, will present porn star Stormy Daniels with a Key to the City, instead of one to their secret apartment in the hills as is more traditional
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Check out North Brother Island in New York City, abandoned over 50 years ago
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I moved to a new city nine months ago; I've started building a group of friends, mostly coworkers and roommates. I turn 30 soon; no one is planning on throwing a party. Would it be gauche to plan my own milestone and invite them?"
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Tue May 22, 2018
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
New York City man who posted a picture on Facebook of himself next to a cop car with a gun captioned "dum ass n---as" doesn't understand why he can't get a job working with kids now
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
The most ridiculously crazy good cosplay from Motor City Comic Con 2018
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Mon May 21, 2018
(WNEP Scranton)
 
 
 
Officers raid house, discover illegal nightclub. Also possible they all just live there
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Seattle has a rubber chicken museum now. Clark Griswold points the Family Truckster North
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(San Angelo Standard-Times)
 
 
 
Llost llama llisted for llow price of $50 to one llucky llad or llady. Don't llollygag - lliteral llimit of one llama
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(KWTX Waco)
 
 
 
Detroit to rename street after Michael Jackson. No word if you're allowed to moonwalk while crossing the street
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(KTVU Bay Area News)
 
 
 
Hello. 911? They're a bunch of black people BBQing at the park in Oakland
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Kelly Clarkson decides to get death threats
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
And it's Hamill FTW
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Meteorologist explains how Kilauea ash could be over your city soon. "Kilauea Ash" is also the name of subby's surf metal band
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Sat May 19, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Well...Bye
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Meet the newly hatched predators of New York City's financial district who will consume all the dirty rats of Wall Street
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(Kansas.com)
 
 
 
Winds blow down ugly-ass civic sculpture. City ambivalent about whether they should put it back
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(My San Antonio)
 
 
 
Who is happier, rural or city folk?
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Governor Abbot promises outside the box thinking and synergistic solution ideas before establishing clear metrics and performance incentives that mesh with his organizational culture
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Fri May 18, 2018
(Boston Magazine)
 
 
 
♫Spider-Man, Spider-Man, does whatever a spider can, hang around on a train, in Boston sun or rain, Look Out, here comes the Spider-Man.♫
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
Enjoy this fly over of New York City at night in stunning 12K
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
What shiat will hit the fan today? Will Trump fire everyone not related to him? Will Rudy step on his dick again? Will Mueller go to Jared's with a warrant? THIS is your Trump scandal rumor/speculation thread "Lordy, there ARE tapes" (~5pm news dump)
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Reporter: "Was there a part of you that was like, 'This isn't real. This could not happen at my school?'" Santa Fe, TX student Paige Curry: "There wasn't...It's been happening everywhere. I've always felt it would eventually happen here too"
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
"Name the muppet that was your favorite as a child and for the next 10 minutes I will tell you your weaknesses" C'mon farkers, we can do this better
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(ABC7 San Francisco)
 
 
 
Parents fight four-lane road near elementary school. I usually need a fifth of tequila before I start picking fights with anything that big
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(WIVB)
 
 
 
Pothole-filling vehicle eaten by giant pothole
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Globally, April was warmer than average. Why yes this is a repeat as it is the 400th month in a row which was warmer than average. Hey on average this should happen every 2x10^119 years so there is a chance that it is a random run of bad luck
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Thu May 17, 2018
(Curbed)
 
 
 
Although household median income in the city is $82,900, San Franciscans need to earn $333,000 a year to buy a median-priced home
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(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Feb 2017: Seattle City Council votes 9-0 to pull its account from Wells Fargo over political disagreements. May 2018: Seattle signs 3-year extension with WF after no other bank wanted Seattle's business
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Nothing says 'plucky' quite like a law student who has failed the bar exam six times but just keeps trying. "It's kind of like torturing yourself"
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Wed May 16, 2018
(NBC News)
 
 
 
"We're seeing this halo effect, and we're excited. It has provided renewed interest in the City of Newark", marking the first time the words "halo" and "New Jersey" have been used together
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(Kansas.com)
 
 
 
The nightmare is over as Cracker Barrel chooses Wichita for its first Kansas restaurant in 20 years
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(CNN)
 
 
 
City of Arlington announces that they've been rejected as Amazon HQ2. "We're just too Texas for them"
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
22 years ago today, Stevie Y. scores one of the most famous Double-OT goals in NHL playoff history
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Nurses upset about the name change to Zuckerberg San Francisco General Hospital. Also, not thrilled with change to "Zucking chest wound" for certain gunshot injuries
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Tuesday's storm was so freaky, it actually generated a tsunami in Atlantic City
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Did I just hear Spanish? In New York City? I'm calling ICE on anyone speaking Spanish and anyone laughing at me and you for filming my tantrum
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(Fox 19 Cincinnati)
 
 
 
In a story that should shock no one on Fark, Alabama church displays sign that says "BLACK FOLKS NEED TO STAY OUT OF WHITE CHURCHES"
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(Atlas Obscura)
 
 
 
And you complain about the city not filling pot holes
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Tue May 15, 2018
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Did Sex & The City inspire you to move to NYC? You've been trolled
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(KGW Portland)
 
 
 
America's fittest cities: #1 Arlington, VA, #50 Los Angeles, CA and bringing up the (huge) rear at 100 Oklahoma City, OK
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Oh, nothing...except that the White House has eliminated the role of cyber coordinator to make America great ag--+++CARRIER LOST+++
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Iran threatens to name names and disclose which western politicians took bribes if European nations don't pressure the US on Iran Deal
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Mon May 14, 2018
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Seattle City Council votes unanimously for Amazon to seek a new HQ1
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Avenatti drops the hammer on Cohen's bullshiat
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(TVLine)
 
 
 
Tonight, on Supergirl, As Reign continues to batter National City, Alex, Kara, and Ruby seek shelter from the storm. (CW 8ET) Later, on iZombie, Are you really going to pick that up? It could be covered in germs. (CW 9ET)
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
City issues warning not to tap maple trees on public property. Generally not a good idea to tap anything or anyone in public, either
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
ZTE's check cleared
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Sun May 13, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Trump orders the Commerce Department to save jobs in a) Michigan, b) Indiana, c) China
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(Pulse (Nigeria))
 
 
 
If you've ever wondered what the top 50 video games of all time are, this website has figured it all out and we don't have to argue anymore. I think we can expect this to be a very short and respectful thread (bonus: no slideshow)
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
The first 1,000 fans receive crippling student debt
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Sat May 12, 2018
(France 24)
 
 
 
Réinitialiser l'horloge
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(CBS San Francisco)
 
 
 
If you're in San Francisco and wondering why there are discarded needles lying all over the place, you can thank city government
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Fri May 11, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
President Potato Head thanks Best Korea's Kim for treating the hostages so well. Hostages. That were tortured. Treated well. *Sigh*
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Seattle's serial masturbator at it again on city bus. Bonus: was previously caught masturbating while waiting in line to register as sex offender
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(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
Cleveland offered Amazon over $120 million to come to Cleveland. Also offered to ship the Browns to another city, have Lebron be the new spokesman and name the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame after Jeff Bezos
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
In other MAGA news: After receiving huge tax breaks under the new tax plan, Harley Davidson is reinvesting that windfall in AMERICA and expanding operations here. Just kidding they are closing their Kansas City plant and shipping the jobs to Thailand
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
French family at Dutch safari park learns that reality is less like "Tarzan" and more like "Jurassic Park." NSFW language as several pairs of pantalons are filled with merde
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(Fox 5 San Diego)
 
 
 
Time to reset your stopwatches
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Thu May 10, 2018
(Some Lawyer)
 
 
 
Hope Solo's DV case from June 2014 is still in state court. Why? "1) It's a high-profile athlete, who at the time had a penchant for 2) questionable decisions, and 3) allegedly wasn't particularly nice to the police officers investigating the case"
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
A 4 spot today. City chasing history against Brighton, Foxes sleepwalking vs Gunners, Chelsea fighting for the top four vs Huddersfield and Spurs being Spurs against the Magpies. Also the end of the Pratchett Shield semifinal. Kick-off at 2:45 EDT
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(CNN)
 
 
 
White House's purveyor of falsehoods, lies and alt-truth denies that the White House has a crisis of credibility
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Metallica covers Dancing Queen and this is truly the darkest timeline
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Holy Frith, have they called the Owsla?
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
The meeting that will lead to nuclear war is scheduled for June 12, in Singapore
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Now that John Bolton has gotten Trump to break the Iran nuclear deal let's all hop in the way back machine to when John Bolton got Bush to break the North Korea nuclear deal
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Hawaii working on its Krakatoa impression
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Wed May 09, 2018
(WRAL)
 
 
 
After winning a race to be the mayor of a North Carolina town by just 7 votes, it would have been wise to have just one glass of champagne during the celebration
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
"Hi Citymapper - why is there a picture of an orgy when I type in Hampstead Heath?"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I live in a big city; I am white, married, heterosexual, and cisgender. We have a lot of LGBTQ friends; however, they mock my 'vanilla' sex life and say my husband and I are unnatural for not being poly. Should I get new friends?"
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Cocaine Mitch just won Twitter, sticking it to Blankenship
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Tue May 08, 2018
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Clowns march to end crime in Mexico. Man, here they just run for high office
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump didn't initially add Giuliani to his legal team because everyone around him told him that Giuliani was drinking too much. Well, that explains a lot
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Yes. How DARE John Kerry try to keep the rest of the world from going insane by backing out of the one deal that is keeping Iran from going nuclear. I mean, the *nerve* of that man. Sheesh
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Mon May 07, 2018
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Art gallery opens doors to nudists, asks public not to touch anything
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Sarah Huckabee Sanders confirms First Lady Melania Trump is indeed living away from the White House, with her parents in the DC suburbs
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Internet scientists looking at traffic analysis say that 10 PM hour, long used for sexy time, is now chiefly used for Netflix time. "The huge growth in streaming may make it harder to meet Britain's future peak winter electricity demands"
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Sun May 06, 2018
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Carjacker leads cops on wild chase, breaks into your house to hide in attic, falls through ceiling, SWAT team breaks doors, windows, tosses tear gas in to flush him out. Insurance company: "Sucks to be you. Denied"
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(Refinery29)
 
 
 
Restaurant donates profits to "reasonable and effective gun control". Owner says "being pro-2nd Amendment and being pro-safety are not incompatible". The NRA calls for a boycott. Customers threaten to shoot up the place. Welcome to Dallas
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Warning? C'mon, Dave. Gimme a break
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(Yelp)
 
 
 
Subby loves and actively seeks out food that has been sitting under a heat lamp at a gas station for hours. Especially foil wrapped cheeseburgers. What's your secret shameful food lust?
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Climb it control
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Sat May 05, 2018
(DW)
 
 
 
This week in sports you didn't know existed: Streetcar bowling
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(Fox 5 Las Vegas)
 
 
 
30 self-driving BMWs are being deployed on the Las Vegas Strip so people can be amazed at the sight of a BMW using its turn signal
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Fri May 04, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Will Trump get subpoena'd? Will Mueller turn the screws on Manafort's mananipples? What the hell has this week in Rudy been a lead up to? THIS is your Trump scandal rumor/speculation thread (~5pm news dump)
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Either Rudy is a masterful double agent or he's really *really* farking dumb
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Neil Cavuto, on FOX, calls out Trump on a whole lot of his flip flops and lies. Second part ends: "Mr. President, that's your stink. That's your swamp"
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Thu May 03, 2018
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
What kind of moran spends $1 million to live next to a former nuclear-testing site without testing the site to see if it may still be radioactive? Apparently people in the expensive San Francisco real estate market
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
World's most famous intern tells Rubio to stop blaming interns
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(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Conspiracy nuts want to ban fluoride in city water. And by nuts we mean mayors, by water we mean air, and by fluoride we mean the industrial kind that melts your corneas
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Rudy digs up
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
The Indiana police would like the public to return the cash from a truck that spilled thousands of dollars onto the highway
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Someone actually found cheap parking in Toronto
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Seattle city council: We feel that Amazon can easily afford a $500 per year head tax per employee. Amazon: Yeah, about that 17 story building we were just starting. Put a hold on that. And we'll be subleasing that building we just leased
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Wed May 02, 2018
(CBS 12 West Palm Beach)
 
 
 
In rare moment of sagacity, Florida Man uses Jet Ski to put out boat fire
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(Irish Independent)
 
 
 
The Edge announces support for repealing the 8th Amendment. Unclear why he is for excessive bail and cruel and unusual punishment
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(The Root)
 
 
 
After being arrested for being black at Starbucks, two men settle with the city of Philadelphia for $1 and a $200,000 pledge for young entrepreneurs
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(The Tennessean)
 
 
 
Goose that lays golden eggs gets sick of being chased around New York by liberals and flies to Nashville. Which has better food, better music and prettier women too
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
The city of Houston started an adopt-a-drain program. Adopt a drain and name it anything you want. What could go wrong?
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
How are you celebrating Dennis Miller Wednesday?
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Flat-earthers now say ships sailing off the edge of the world don't fall off but get Pac-Man'ed to the other side of the world. Gravity still sucks
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(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Two months from today Massachusetts residents will no longer live in a state that bans recreational marijuana. Instead they will live in a city that bans recreational marijuana
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Oklahoma City police: "And for those asking no, our investigation did not reveal why the chicken crossed the road. We tried to interview the chicken, but she lawyered up"
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Tue May 01, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Kanye West 2006: George Bush doesn't care about black people. Kanye West 2018: Trump is great and slavery was a choice
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
During a newspaper strike in 1978, several NY Times photographers took photos of average New Yorkers enjoying the parks as a project with the city parks commissioner. Those pictures were then packed away and not seen again - until now
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(JSOnline)
 
 
 
I wish the kids would go back to sucking condoms up their noses or eating Tide Pods. Paintball attacks increase across the nation due to dumb challenge by crappy rapper
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
This woodcock's got more game than Parker Brothers and more groove than Stella
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(Kansas City)
 
 
 
Kansas City Royals part ways with KayCee, the guy who posted a big blue 'W' after a home win. Probably knew he wouldn't have much to do this season
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Mon April 30, 2018
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Last night's 'Westworld' helpfully unscrambled into chronological order. Sure, it's still totally confusing, but just less so
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
The "Attack on Titan" season 3 trailer is here and it looks pretty awesome. Except there's a Kenny. Why is there a Kenny? It is impossible to take anything seriously if one of your characters is yelling "KENNY"
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Sun April 29, 2018
(ESPN (UK))
 
 
 
On the streets of Baku, Vettel has the pole but is surrounded by Mercs with the Red Bulls just behind them. What clownshoes will we have this year in the F1 Azerbaijan Grand Prix? (8am EDT on ESPN2)
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Sat April 28, 2018
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Your owner sucks, your team is crappy, your fan base hates you, and your new city doesn't give a shiat about you.....I know let's cut our future hall of famer and face of the franchise
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Fri April 27, 2018
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
"Don't worry, he'll poop it out"
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
During an event with Team USA Paralympians at the White House Trump says that watching disabled people is "a little tough to watch too much, but I watched as much as I could"
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(KCRG)
 
 
 
Speed camera court fight - no matter who wins, we all lose
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
This list of "the most boring films of all time" only reinforces the theory that the average film goer now has the intellectual capacity of a slug and the attention span of a gnat. WHAR EXPLOSIONS? WHAR?
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Will the Koreas announce unification? Will Mueller stop giving America blue balls of justice? Will Trump also plead the fifth? THIS is your Trump scandal rumor/speculation thread "What the hell else will drop this week?" Edition. (~5pm news dump)
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(Politico)
 
 
 
"When the bright lights are on and the cameras are snapping and everyone is yelling, 'Sarah Sarah' with their hands in the air, a palpable electricity flows through it. The moment Sanders unleashes her trademark monotone, the energy drains"
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Nashville Predators have no idea what a "Jet" is
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(WNEP Scranton)
 
 
 
City requests over $100,000 to repair treehouse
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Thu April 26, 2018
(Curbed)
 
 
 
Wasting away here in Times Squareville
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(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Cape Town, South Africa, which was supposed to run out of water any day now, asks for humanitarian aid to help with torrential flooding
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Grassley, Graham, Flake and Tillis vote to protect Mueller, America
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(AP News)
 
 
 
That smell coming from the funeral home's garage? That ain't flowers
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(CBS New York)
 
 
 
Definitely the best beach to find free Halloween decorations, no bones about it
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Wed April 25, 2018
(Curbed)
 
 
 
San Francisco PD posts before-and-after photos of its homeless camp clearing operation. Local residents applaud sudden abundance of mailboxes
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(Rockford Register Star)
 
 
 
New Peregrine falcon family takes up residence in Rockford, gets webcam so we can all waste more work time
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Ignoring the lead paint, mold, broken elevators, leaky roofs and rats, top NYC housing official says the city's public housing is "beautiful"
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Trump isn't the reason the North Koreans stopped nuke testing. They may have just broken their underground test facility instead. (story is from WSJ, hence using twitter)
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
"Coal Mine Killer" Blankenship takes McConnell to the racist wood chipper in response to McConnell-supported attack ads against him
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Loudmouth accuses the press of being silent over inconsequential GOP victory
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
The wife of the Secretary of Interior is a believer of the QAnon conspiracy theory but honestly I'm just having a hard time with her real name being 'Lolita'
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(Twitter)
 
Video
 
Merci au Président Macron
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Mon April 23, 2018
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
"Lesbos in flames" is not what you think (possible nsfw content on page)
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(I Heart Radio Alt 102.3 FM)
 
 
 
What was in your wallet in 1972?
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Twitter reports an epidemic of exploding sarcasm detectors. Just this once, you should read the comments
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(Fark)
 
 
 
And just because,... What was your longest career?
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Saturday starts at 7:30 a.m. EDT with 'Pool at Baggies, Palace at Watford. Sunday begins at 8:30 with Burnley at Stoke, Hammers at Gunners, and then Swans & City. Also, FA Cup semi finals mixed in. This is your weekend EPL/FA Cup Discussion Thread
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(WHNT Huntsville)
 
 
 
City councilman arrested for DUI after driving on the wrong side of the road seems pretty happy
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Sat April 21, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Nazis turn out in Newnan, Georgia to demonstrate their power and might. All 12 of them apparently
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Wikileaks countersues the DNC. Your move, Russia
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Everybody prepare to panic
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(Daily Herald)
 
 
 
Sure, blame the humans. It's always their fault for why we can't live in peace and harmony in a scooter-filled urban paradise
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Fri April 20, 2018
(CTV News)
 
 
 
The Toronto Transit Commission has issued a warning against accordion players playing the song Despacito. Despacito. Quiero respirar tu cuello despacito Deja que te diga ... DAMMIT. BAN THEM NOW
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Trump can't wait to be splashed by seamen
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(KPAX Missoula)
 
 
 
One breath/long headline challenge: 3 police officers disciplined for having sex on city property with a police clerk who was fired for stealing narcotics from the evidence locker which will result in dozens of criminal cases being dismissed. *gasp*
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Only Putin could go to America
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Thu April 19, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
AP has the Comey memos
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(Some Claw)
 
 
 
200-ton scenic claw from U2's 360° tour will become a permanent installation in Salt Lake City's Loveland Living Planet Aquarium, no doubt grabbing people trying to sneak in and dropping them into shark tank
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Bad plumbing in curry joints turns UK town's rivers yellow. Officials having naan of it
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
A museum dedicated entirely to selfies has just opened. Oddly enough, most visitors don't take the opportunity to look up from their phones long enough to appreciate the exhibits
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Elon Musk decides to step in where the US government won't, and provide Puerto Rico with batteries to power itself until the power can be turned back on
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Wed April 18, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Oh look. Seems the CEO of SCL US ("The CamAnal of the Mid-West") worked for Misha Flypp for 6 years and even scored a Pentagon contract because of it. Guess who's got a interview with Bob later?
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Too much green tea may be harmful to your health. That's it, I'm going back to bourbon then
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
New York City unveils David Bowie subway cards, so you can feel like a Starman on the tube
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
House GOP demands investigations into James Comey, Hillary Clinton, Andrew McCabe, Sally Yates, Loretta Lynch, Peter Strzok, Lisa Page, Dana Boente, the Hamburgler and Big Bird
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Tennessee lawmakers move to punish treason... to the Confederacy
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Well, the White House released a statement on Barbara Bush's passing...and they got the farking date wrong
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Wait....Trump brand urine tests?
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
♫ I left my heart*... in San Francisco... ♫ *along with my used needles, trash, urine and feces
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Tue April 17, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
John Stamos has a kid, Famous Amos who is big on cookies
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(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
Tottenham look to bounce back from their loss to Man City as they travel to the Amex on the south coast to face Brighton & Hove Albion. Kickoff is at 2:45 pm EDT. This is your Tuesday EPL Discussion Thread
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
New York will remove statue of Doctor Who and you're already screaming "Don't Blink"
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Russian State media "Hey here's what it would look like if somebody nuked the White House"
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
ESPN gives tiny oral to Bruins, describes the utter devastation of the city of Toronto in 2013 as a miracle
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(Japan Times)
 
 
 
City hall official, busted on suspicion of public indecency for taking out the garbage while nude, explains to police that putting on clothes bothered him
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Blaine Boyer of the Kansas City Royals earned the tag after helping the driver who was injured by a flying piece of ice on their team bus
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
In the biggest breakthrough since the cure for Polio, someone trained a dog to sniff out cheeseburgers
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Mon April 16, 2018
(Digital Trends)
 
 
 
Based on consumer data. Tesla batteries retain 90% of their original capacity after being driven 186,000 miles
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(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
While the title has been decided, the relegation battles have not. The Hammers look to keep themselves afloat at the expense of Stoke City. Kickoff from London Stadium is at 3:00 pm EDT. This is your EPL MNF Discussion Thread
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
16 April 1947. The day France bombed Texas City, Texas
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(NASCAR)
 
 
 
Even if the racing sucks, it's still Bristol, baby. The Food City 500 has been moved up an hour due to threat of inclement weather to 1 pm EDT on FOX (Race rescheduled to Monday at same time)
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Giant Meteor toys with shaking up the mid-term election
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Sean Hannity doesn't think much of a President that bombs Syria and then goes golfing
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Sun April 15, 2018
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Cynthia Nixon gets backing from major activist party in New York
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Sat April 14, 2018
(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
Guess who we've sent to represent us at the Summit of the Americas
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Once again, US warned Russia to vacate all areas before bombing. This is literally nothing more than a dog and pony show, wasting hundreds of millions in tax dollars
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Fri April 13, 2018
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Trump orders missile strikes on Syria in response to confirmation of Pee Tape
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Trump needs to find a distraction. Announcement from the White House at 9pm Eastern
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Will Mueller send a retaliatory indictment for the Scooter Libby stunt? Will Trump have the interview? Will he resign? THIS is your Trump scandal rumor/speculation thread "Oh what a week its been" edition (~5pm news dump)
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Netflix waits five years to throw shade on Neil deGrasse Tyson
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Announcement that an announcement on Rosenstein will occur between 2pm and 4pm today
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Yes
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(Fox 4 KC)
 
 
 
Today's elementary school teacher showing nude photo to class on projector comes to you from Kansas City
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