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headlines found matching 'children'
Tue July 17, 2018
(Page Six)
 
 
 
"Old man" from Pawn Stars cuts son from will. Shouldn't have tried lowballing him
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(WTAE)
 
 
 
Today's alert on what will kill your children faster than a bag of rattlesnakes in their beds is . . . Chips Ahoy cookies
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Father of 5 enraged that his neighbor put up an anti-child mosquito alarm on her house so the kids will stay off her property. In related news, there's something that's called a mosquito alarm that will keep kids off your lawn
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(Vulture)
 
 
 
Good news (to most): Nickelodeon orders Rugrats reboot. Better news: There's also a movie. Oh hell no: A live-action movie with CGI babies
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Toddler trapped in front load washer presents conundrum to online world: Hot or cold setting? Fabric softener or no?
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Mon July 16, 2018
(Metro)
 
 
 
If your daughter is going to be a pole dancer later in life you might as well start training her when she's young
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Sun July 15, 2018
(NPR)
 
 
 
Good news, everybody. It's still legal for 7-year-olds to labor in tobacco farm fields. You know, if you need a little extra income for that family budget
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
More than 2,800 children are still locked up in Trump's Kids Koncentration Kamps. If this description of their daily plight doesn't make you ragepuke, you might be wearing a red hat made in China
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Oh, so NOW they care about the children. Yeah, riiiiiiiiiiiiiight
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Billy Bush's wife finally realizes she's married to Billy Bush
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Sat July 14, 2018
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Experts are concerned that even in 'family mode,' having a sex robot in your home might be damaging to children. Well, duh. At the very least, confusing
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Fri July 13, 2018
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Middle children are going extinct because of Millennials, or because the psycho looking girl in the article is killing them all
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(CW33 Dallas)
 
 
 
Can separated immigrant children just walk out of shelters? Technically, yes. "How to properly confine children is a thorny issue in Texas"
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
"Yes, we're about to reunite you with the child you've been separated from for months. First we have just a few questions for you to answer. Ok, first question: are you a Christian?"
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Thu July 12, 2018
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Giant nutless flammable 40-foot squirrel has Kazakhstan residents extremely polarized by its huge balless cost
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Ivanka and Jared's neighbors hold silent protest with signs saying 'Love thy neighbor', 'Tell daddy, enough!' and 'Reunited'
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Wife of the new WH Director of Communications: "Women who join the military should expect to be sexually harassed"
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Musk to fix Flint's water supply and raise the Edmund Fitzgerald. Because once you have a submarine, anything is possible
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Wed July 11, 2018
(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
How best to avoid ticks, mosquitoes, head lice while camping this summer where confusion reigns between products containing synthetic chemicals, natural repellants. First, don't go camping
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
So the Washington Post published a piece praising Kavanaugh's car-pooling skills and was immediately ridiculed for it
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
If you traumatically separate very young children from their parents for four months, apparently they sometimes forget things. Little things like how to use the toilet, how to speak, and what their mothers look like
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Headteacher refuses to move school play for England's World Cup semi-final so kids are dropping out of production of 'Shrek - the Musical'
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Trump WH plans to fund immigrant detention camps by pulling funding from AIDS treatment and research
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Today's "White woman calls 911 on children who have the unmitigated gall to exist while black" story brought to you by Columbus, Ohio
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Pssst: there is no plan, Mike
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Tue July 10, 2018
(Tallahassee Democrat)
 
 
 
Summer is a great time for kids to chart the stars. Evidently they have to go outside for this
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Then they came for the citizens
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
New clock approved by Department of Redundancy Department
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Woman who has clearly never been on Fark learns the hard way not to taunt the left jab monkey (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Man tied to tree. On the beach. And he is naaaaaaaaaaaked. The sun is there
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Parents condemned for calling baby "abcde". What's the strangest baby name you've ever heard? (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Reveal)
 
 
 
Defense contractor prepares immigrant kids for their new lives as cubicle drones
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Mon July 09, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
Apparently a 1.8% return rate is considered "progress"
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Anyone find it odd that the Thai cave kids are in quarantine, rescuers are seen wearing facemasks and Elon Musk is sending hermetically sealed life support tubes? Subby's money is on Zombie outbreak
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The Pool Patrol adds another member to their unemployment support group after apartment manager calls police on black man for wearing socks
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
It's true - you *are* your parents
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Sun July 08, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump has denuclearized the Korean Peninsula, given everyone health care, lowered taxes to zero, cut all wasteful government spending, solved immigration, mowed the South Lawn, and greenlit Firefly for three more seasons
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(KTVU Bay Area News)
 
 
 
Bay area residents arrested while bringing toys to migrant children, including 66-year-old daughter of WWII refugee
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(Do You Remember)
 
 
 
The top old-school children's cartoons include 'Tom & Jerry,' 'The Flintstones,' and 'Scooby-Doo.' 'Godzilla vs. Bambi' surprisingly left off the list
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Juice is not healthy for you. Especially OJ; that stuff could kill you without a second thought and claim that cranberry was the real killer
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
No
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Sisters invent system that alerts parents their child was left behind in the car. It's called the Dumbfark Alarm
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Sat July 07, 2018
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Immigrant children say they were beaten, kept naked in cells and tied to chairs at Virginia detention center. But yeah, let's make sure the national panties stay wadded over the brutal incivility of Sarah not getting her pancakes
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(Philly Voice)
 
 
 
Teenager learns selling water outside the Philadelphia Zoo while black is definitely an arrestin'
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Fri July 06, 2018
(Science Daily)
 
 
 
A blood test for autism appears to be 88% accurate
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
1/5. Thanks, Mom
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
DOJ to federal judge: About that July 10th deadline to reunite kids with their families? See, when were yanking families apart, we forgot to give people "kid check" tickets, and nobody likes our "leave a kid, take a kid" idea... so, yeah
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"I am terrified of bees. How can I ensure my child doesn't have my phobia of them? OH GOD THE BEES NOT THE BEES"
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
GOP candidate for NC's 9th Congressional District, said in 2013 sermon that women only had one title according to the Bible: "Helper"
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Retired Thai navy diver dies during a supply run for the 12 trapped boys
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Thu July 05, 2018
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Trump administration pledges to reunite more children with their parents than the total number they originally claimed had been separated. You can't explain that
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(CBS Dallas/Ft. Worth)
 
 
 
Um, honey? I'm heading out to the store for a few things and to get some gas. I'll take the kids with me so that you can rest and enjoy the game on TV. You need anything? Oh, yeah, one more thing - can I please have some more bullets?
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(Lincoln Journal Star)
 
 
 
The Story of a Man and his Rock
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Rescuers of the Thai children's soccer team stuck in a cave accidentally pump water back into it
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Fred Rogers was a real life Superhero
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Wed July 04, 2018
(Slate)
 
 
 
Dear Prudence: "One of my good friends is infertile. She dotes on her friends' children and brings them back gifts and babysits. I recently joked about her running off with my daughter at a party; she and her husband left quickly. Was that wrong?"
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
ICE to people detained under Donald Trump's 'zero tolerance' program who want their children back:"Take your child and go back where you came from. Or leave your child here. Whatever. But leave"
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Tue July 03, 2018
(ABC News)
 
 
 
BLAM BLAM I TOLD you I was going down the slide first, got it?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The book, Frankenstein, was published anonymously. Understandable, perhaps, but it made book-signings an awkward affair
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Conservative talking point: Obama gave citizenship to 2,500 Iranian terrorists as part of the Iran deal. He must be impeached NOW
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Attention, parents who insisted their children join the Clean Plate Club: your grown-up offspring are now part of Binge Eating Club because you badgered them to eat when they didn't want to
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(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
3-year-old girl, stabbed at her birthday party with 8 other kids, adults, has passed away
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Mon July 02, 2018
(LA Times)
 
 
 
The Trump Administration says "it's a myth" that families that ask for asylum at ports of entry are separated. So, of course here are the records that show that it's happening all the time
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
The Trump administration fires back at claims that they are kidnapping migrant children by demanding that parents pay a ransom for the return of those children
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(BBC)
 
 
 
2 children being killed by bouncy objects in the UK, is enough for an MP to call for a ban, until safety can be ensured. How many children must be killed by guns in the US before anything is done about it: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Nine people in Idaho, including six children, attacked with knife. At a toddler's birthday party
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(The National Memo)
 
 
 
GOP congressman Steve Knight has introduced a bill that would authorize $50 million for the construction of summer camps in California where immigrant families can be safely and lovingly cared for
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Psychologists are here to ruin The Incredibles 2 for everyone [WARNING: SPOILERS]
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Sun July 01, 2018
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Huge Helen Keller archive reveals details about her life previously unheard of and never seen before
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
British school children on a trip to Italy smash a priceless 16th century tabernacle of "Madonna and Child." Wonder how much that'll cost the parents (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
During her visit to one of the concentration camps, Melania Trump asked the interned children if they had started to make friends with one another
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
CSB Sunday Morning: How my family got here
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
The horror of border separation as described by children who had to live it
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Sat June 30, 2018
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Not News: J.Lo meets publishers for possible book deal. Fark: For her 10-year-old daughter
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(Vox)
 
 
 
White House: The law is what we say it is
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
If a Liberty University math professor travels two hours to have sex with a female under eighteen, how long until Jerry Falwell Jr. removes him from his website? (show your work)
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Hillary Clinton's response to conservatives whining about civility: "What is more uncivil than taking children away?"
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Elizabeth Warren accurately describes the concentration camps in America
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
High school that showed LGBTQ anti-bullying videos is accused of making a heterosexual student feel "bullied"
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Fri June 29, 2018
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Four-year-old girl almost puts her dad in the doghouse after she tells her mom about a 'bra' in daddy's car
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
228 pieces of evidence that seem to indicate Pres. Trump's "zero-tolerance" policy was an afterthought
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(AOL)
 
 
 
Fox News regular quits over immigration coverage, will instead spend more time driving nails into puppies, or whatever they do on the off season over there
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(Gum tree in stomach)
 
 
 
Here's what happens when you swallow gum
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(AlterNet)
 
 
 
New State Department report criticizes countries that separate children from families. Talk about great timing
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Thu June 28, 2018
(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I've been having weird sex dreams about my brothers for years that confuse me and make me uncomfortable around them. I'm asexual so it makes no sense. How can I stop having the dreams or get over my discomfort being around them?"
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(Texas Tribune)
 
 
 
After being separated from parents, 3 year olds now have to appear in court alone to avoid deportation. I repeat: ICE expects a toddler to advocate for itself in court
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Man with 149 kids sentenced to house arrest. Now THAT'S cruel
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Wed June 27, 2018
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Laura Ingraham accuses liberals of hating "our American traditions," which include things like leaving the Union, bombing an American fort, going to war against America in order to preserve slavery, and assassinating an American president
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
It's official: Building a career is more of a priority than having kids
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
First there was BBQ Becky. Then came Permit Patty. Now let us meet Swimming Pool Stephanie
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(Metro)
 
 
 
"Most people don't want a perfect life." Well, then, what kind of a life do you want?
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Tue June 26, 2018
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Wait until Shep Smith learns crying over locked up immigrant children is against Fox News policy
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
You know, you really have to pick one: 1) Hold your baby 2) participate in a street brawl. Because, when you try to do both things at once, bad things invariably happen
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(Politico)
 
 
 
White House insists its "zero tolerance" border policy has not changed even as Customs and Border Patrol announces they won't be doing that anymore because they have neither the manpower or resources to enforce this insane idea any more
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Thinking he's using the demo version of the brokerage software, man accidentally loses $1 million. Fark: Realizes his mistake, makes $10 million profit. Ultrafark: Brokerage won't give him his money
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(The Week)
 
 
 
I pledge allegiance to the flag of the country that separated me from my family and wants to get rid of me
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(Fox 4 KC)
 
 
 
Kids say daycare put them in "the dark room"
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
"This is what my six year-old and I endured in family detention. My son remembers it for what it was: a prison"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Just in case you didn't think that abducting children from their parents wasn't evil enough, leaked video shows detention facility staff telling the children in Spanish that speaking to reporters will negatively affect their cases
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Gilligan has not aged well (NSFWish)
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Mon June 25, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Study claims that children today have more willpower than those who grew up in the 1960s because technology has made them smarter. Which certainly explains why obesity rates are up
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(The Indy Channel)
 
 
 
Your craziest story of banging on a futon pales in comparison to this Indiana kid's
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(Vulture)
 
 
 
David Lynch thinks Donald Trump might "go down as one of the greatest Presidents in history." He's always had a gift for the surreal
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
John Oliver scolds cable news for their coverage of concentration camps and blasts Trump, "the abusive father America will be talking about in therapy for the next 40 years"
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
When confronted with facts, the Trump supporter will often turn to ad hominem attacks, even if they are on live television--some would say especially. Let's observe this exchange on CNN, shall we?
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
"Trump was defeated this week by the two things he hates most: immigrants and the media"
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(Texas Tribune)
 
 
 
WTF: Trump Administration conditioning the return of stolen and jailed children on parents waiving rights to asylum and self-deporting. Double WTF: Trump administration not actually giving the children back
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Sun June 24, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Media reporter asks Glenn Beck a valid question regarding The Blaze's difficulties on a media focused program. Let's just say Glenn wasn't comfortable with the question
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Jeff Sessions does not want you interfering with the Border Police or there will be consequences
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Why release this on a Saturday night?
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Sat June 23, 2018
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Because of course they are
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Billy Elliot: The Musical canceled in Hungary after an official said it could turn children gay
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(Pix11)
 
 
 
Apparently maintaining a healthy marriage means celebrating every one of your marriage anniversaries at a Burger King for the last 50 years
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(Slate)
 
 
 
My children have terrible fashion sense. How can I fix their insistence on not wearing socks when they wear sandals or mixing plaids with stripes?
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
New poll shows Trumpers are America's most farked up humans, most likely to be OK with death camps, and sadly, most likely to point and laugh when children die
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Fri June 22, 2018
(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
With no right to an attorney, Guatemalan immigrant expected to represent himself in court. He's 8 years old
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
U.S. Senate candidate from Maine goes to ICE detention center with toys, bedding and water for kids there. He's arrested and sent to jail. Same facility Melania Trump went to, but that's not important right now
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
It was just like that famous scene from Say Anything. But instead of Ione Skye, it was Kirstjen Nielsen's home, and instead of Peter Gabriel, it was the sound of crying children being held in concentration camps
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
If you also thought the 1st lady's visit didn't look like any of the pictures or video of where kidnapped kids were being held, you're right. Melania cancelled that visit and went to a different church run shelter instead
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(Mercury News)
 
 
 
23andMe donating DNA tests to help copyright the genes of families separated by the sturmtrumpers
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Article on Joe Jackson mentions Jermaine but not Tito. That's cold. Also, Joe Jackson is dying. Sad tag not available as it was beaten with a belt
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Hello mudda, hello fadda, here I am at, camp Granada
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Trump: "Migrants walk through Mexico like it's walking through Central Park." If he meant constantly being approached by homeless people, watching out for muggers, and walking through urine pools, he may not be wrong
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Fox & Friends finally goes there: "Like it or not, these are not our kids ... These are people from another country"
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
The soulless sentient bow tie controlling Tucker Carlson would like to let everybody know that having empathy for children who did nothing wrong is leftist propaganda
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
So that's how it is in their family
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Man recalls being in the foster care system and carrying all his stuff in a garbage bag. Upon adopting foster kids, he notices that they are also carrying garbage bags. His dismay turns into the creation of Comfort Cases
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(CBS New York)
 
 
 
It looks like all ya need to do to reverse type one diabeetus is to give people simple tuberculosis vaccines
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
House Republicans delay vote on the "Stop Putting Children In F*cking Concentration Camps You Assholes" bill because of course they did
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(Slate)
 
 
 
The GOP cannot call itself the party of family values anymore
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Thu June 21, 2018
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
"We're not going to separate migrant children from their parents and house them in privately-run jails any more." *asks pentagon to prepare to house 20,000 kids at military bases*
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Sessions today: "We never originally intended to separate children from their families." Narrator: **COCKPUNCH**
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(Splinter News)
 
 
 
Congressman Jordan (R) pretends to be sympathetic to undocumented immigrant children in CNN interview. It doesn't go well
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Farker Make More Hinjews was at LGA at midnight, waiting to show solidarity with migrant children as they were transferred. Woke up today to picture in the Grey Lady, repping Fark by being suitably sweaty (bottom center, grey shiat)
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump yesterday: We will keep a "zero tolerance" policy on prosecuting families caught illegally crossing the border. Trump administration today: Yeah, we're gonna stop prosecuting families caught illegally crossing the border. Also today: we never said that
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(Vice)
 
 
 
There was a federal grant that funded legal aid for separated minors in custody. For some reason the government ended it last month
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Trump thought jailing babies would be a big win with his racist creep base along the lines of hating on black football players. Our great and moral leader thought that. Yep
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Meet the contractors who area making hundreds of millions flying children across the country
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Woman wants to slap the 'silly' tag on Debbie the cancer nurse, who helped a suffering 14-year-old girl laugh at her osteoblastoma and grow up into a healthy person and mother. First she must find her
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(Texas Monthly)
 
 
 
Border Patrol agent that resigned after being arrested for child pornography hired as a case manager to deal with imprisoned immigrant children. Only the best people
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(Media Matters)
 
 
 
Fox News: Womp womp? Womp womp, womp womp womp
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Oh hell no. Penn State Football program visits children's hospital
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
"There are no children's camps" says man who believes in talking bushes, worldwide floods and zombies
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Wed June 20, 2018
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Elon Musk says tents are good for more than just housing refugee children
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(Indy100)
 
 
 
It takes a special kind of Twitter account to troll the Trump Administration so expertly. Thankfully, Merriam-Webster IS that Twitter account
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Miss Complicit truly, truly cares about the poor migrant children. No seriously. Stop laughing, she really, really, really does
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(CNN)
 
NewsFlash
 
Trump signs order to keep families caged together
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
ABC news chyron accidentally reveals existence of ABC's time machine, displays news from the future
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(Reveal)
 
 
 
Lawsuit claims that immigrant children held at Shiloh "Treatment" Center in Texas have been held down and forcibly injected with powerful psychiatric drugs creating a child zombie army
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Sessions pens op-ed to claim detained children are treated better than American kids, as they receive regular meals, education, and health/dental care. Wait, is that better or worse?
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(WHO TV Des Moines)
 
 
 
GOP congressman Steve King says '"There's nothing cruel about this." Then keeps on digging
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Trump would have gotten away with it if not for those meddling jailed kids
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Trump administration considers upgrade from "chaotic evil" to "neutral evil." Still evil
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(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
"Stephen (Miller) actually enjoys seeing those pictures at the border," an outside White House adviser said. "He's a twisted guy, the way he was raised and picked on. There's always been a way he's gone about this. He's Waffen-SS"
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Tom Brady has given a hint on his retirement age, let's just say it's an age most of us want to retire at
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Corey Lewandowski doubles down on womp womp comment, claims he was mocking a liberal who had the audacity to, you know, talk about the facts of the situation at the border
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Those kids Trump is stealing from parents? No idea how they're going to reunite them, if ever
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump supporters weigh in on family separation crisis. Their responses, and pictures, are what you'd expect
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
"Populism is not the solution." Trump just got scolded by the Pope
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(The Root)
 
 
 
White People Are Cowards
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
You wanna put kids in cages? I don't think so. Cuomy don't play dat
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
A lot of these temporary separations of children from their parents at the border are permanent. Goodbye mom and dad, they had to argue over legislation
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Here's a look at the tents thousands of sundered immigrant children will be detained in until an ineffective wall is built across the US-Mexico border
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
How long do you guys think until the US is sanctioned?
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(AP News)
 
 
 
At least they aren't separating babies from their mothers right? Right?
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Why Donald Trump Jr. was nicknamed 'Diaper Don' in college
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(Media Matters)
 
 
 
"People speaking up against America detaining children in cages just want to change your country forever," warns the sentient racist bowtie controlling Tucker Carlson
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Tue June 19, 2018
(Foreign Policy)
 
 
 
Oh, for the halcyon days of yore, when the U.S. government was gracious enough to imprison families in concentration camps as a whole unit
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Donnie Jr. cancels appearance at George P. Bush campaign fundraiser. Good lord. There's another one?
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Amid the uproar over taking children away from parents at the border, the State Department thinks it's a dandy time to give "tips for traveling with kids" on Facebook Live. Goes about as well as you'd expect
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(Metro)
 
 
 
The enduring mystery over who actually drinks advocaat may have been solved
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Virginia governor pulls VA's National Guard from fighting Trump's war on children
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(McClatchy DC)
 
 
 
That claim that DHS lost nearly 1,500 children that were once in its care? It's COMPLETELY ridiculous, an utter fabrication. The REAL number is much closer to 6,000. But don't worry, they're fine, probably, at least they ASSUME they are
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Mark Zuckerberg on separating migrant children: 'We need to stop this policy right now', presumably since he can't make rubles from it
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
When fascism came to America, it was humping the flag
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Stephen Miller basks in the sweet, sweet tears of traumatized brown children
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Trump advisers telling him to stay the course on state-sponsored child abuse
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Laura Ingraham hopes those immigrant children are having a great time at the summer camps Trump has forcibly sent them to
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
When you've lost the New York Post
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My husband and I have been married for 23 years; we have 4 children. He started picking fights with me; we saw a marriage counselor. I learned he'd had affairs and our counselor told him not to tell me. Who should I be angrier at?"
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(Some Methodist)
 
 
 
United Methodist Church: Since Jeff Sessions is so insistent on using the Bible to justify separating immigrant children from their parents, we're going to charge him with violating church law (PDF)
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Care about what's happening at the border of our so-called "free" America? Here's how you can help out, whether through donations, protests or other support
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Math problem: DHS Secretary says immigration fraud cases are up 315%. This means 0.25% of total cases were fraudulent, or 191 total fraud cases. So explain to the class, Madam Secretary, why were over 2,000 families separated in the last 6 weeks?
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(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
Trump administration is tossing the parents back over the border and keeping the kids for...wait, why are they keeping the kids?
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Here's an article from 2017 about a private prison company that donated to Trump and lobbied to have children detained. I wonder how that worked out
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(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
Woman calls 911 to report her two preschoolers missing. Cops find kids safe at their dad's place, but Mom's sure they're now hiding under parked vehicles. Meth: It's what's for breakfast
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(ProPublica)
 
 
 
The Trump Administration doesn't want immigrants to have a voice, but the wails of these children can't be ignored
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Mon June 18, 2018
(NPR)
 
 
 
Wait. You're saying that parents who have an autistic child and select "cutting glutens" instead of "an appropriate medication regimen" as their means of treatment are liable to be fooled by other bullshiat alternative treatment programs as well?
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Trump catamite Steve Doocy: They're not cages, they're uh... uh... freedom hutches. Yeah, that's the ticket
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Hug your children and say your prayers; this might be the end. The Mariners are a top five team
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(Fox 59)
 
 
 
Couple raising 14 boys say they have no regrets, clean socks
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
And now the UN weighs in on Trump's family separation policy. I'm sure Trump will change his ways now that he has a chance of receiving a sternly-worded letter
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Extremely worried that even Trump may possess some rudimentary vestige of a heart, Lich-queen Ann Coulter rushes to reassure him that those children crying after being ripped from their parent's arms are "actors" and warns him "do not fall for it"
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Sisters arrested for stabbing each other during "mutual combat" in front of 5 children. Police suspect the disturbance was initiated by a male subject. Happy Fathers Day
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
The parade of fools rounds the corner and continues unabated. The tears and screams of children shatter our hearts, but to some it is bliss. This is YOUR WH Press briefing with souless husk Sanders (LGT C-SPAN @ nowhere near 1315 EDT)
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
John Oliver on Trump detaining kids: "You shouldn't be using the Bible to justify separating children from parents; if you do, you shouldn't be breaking so many of its rules that god has to write an extra commandment saying 'I was f***ing serious.'"
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(CBS Los Angeles 2)
 
 
 
Incredibles 2 now comes with a warning thanks to animators' bright idea. Tag is for audience reaction
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Commandant Nielsen: We do not apologize for breaking up families, in fact how do we know these even are families? Perhaps these aren't children but very short criminals like in that Bugs Bunny cartoon
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
This just in from the Border Patrol: please don't call them cages. I mean, yes, we are holding children in cages, but we prefer you don't call them cages. Kthxbye
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Only the best people
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
This is the document immigrants get before having their children taken from them
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Senators Collins and Flake are worried about separating children from their parents. Not enough to work with Democrats, but they wrote a letter expressing their concern
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Sun June 17, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
A rare sighting of the FLOTUS has occurred when she released a public statement condemning her husband's child-napping enterprise
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Gee, ya think?
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(Slate)
 
 
 
And the person who advised Trump to start concentration camps for immigrants was none other than Stephen Miller, architect of the Muslim ban
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
The number of children taken hostage by the Trump administration could double
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
You cannot be pro-life and pro-separating immigrant children from their parents
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Today's blindingly obvious headline: "Being black in America is hazardous to your health"
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Sat June 16, 2018
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Laura Ingraham is "very disappointed" in Michael Steele for telling it like it is and saying Trump is running concentration camps
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(Some Childless Guy)
 
 
 
Parents absolutely astounded at the idea that they might be financially responsible for their unsupervised brat destroying a $132,000 sculpture
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Sessions gets schooled on the bible by a former altar boy
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Fri June 15, 2018
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Future president Donald Trump Jr enjoys time with Kimberly Guilfoyle while his estranged wife laments the mistakes she made in the relationship
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Here is how the American family has changed in the last 50 years, so basically there is no such thing as a typical American family anymore
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Hey everybody, Trump's in charge. Time to make money off of torturing crying children. Maybe we'll even whore some of them out. Yaaaaaay Jesus
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Paul Ryan: Separating children from their immigrant parents is a terrible idea. Somebody should do something about that
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Creep defender Lou Dobbs thinks reporters should be beaten for asking questions. As should TV hosts who pretend to know stuff about economics and are basically right-wing shills
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(Irish Mirror)
 
 
 
Mum buys €1.50 inflatable paddling pool for her children, forgets to read the small print on the package
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Thu June 14, 2018
(The Cut)
 
 
 
Two-time People's Sexiest Man Alive winner, father of 67 Brad Pitt is single again. He must really love children
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(US Department of Justice)
 
 
 
Sessions cites the Bible on "obeying the government" to justify ripping babies away from mothers
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Trump yells angrily with a red face which is a sure sign that he's innocent, like when all children yell and scream and stomp their feet. You know they didn't punch their sister. She's lying
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(KSL Salt Lake City)
 
 
 
Kids find two "Pokemon balls" lying on ground, take them home to parents, who didn't know what they were either, so they left them on front porch, went inside. Detonation ensues
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
Mom fight in daycare parking lot escalates into 'ramming cars with children strapped inside'
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
Advice on how to talk to kids according to Mister Rogers. Also works in Fark politics threads
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Trump administration moving forward on tent city for separated immigrant children. So it will be just like camp. Hopefully the kids can find some distractions so they don't concentrate too much
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Wed June 13, 2018
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
"Please stand for our new National Anthem: 'What's Up Bootlickers'"
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Critics wonder why the CEO of the Texas "nonprofit" organization that runs child immigration detention "shelters" is making $770,860 per year
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Tue June 12, 2018
(Fox News)
 
 
 
♫ Just a good ol' boy ♫ Never meanin' to fail ♫ Owes a bundle to his ex, but he's clearly bouncing checks ♫ So his ass is in jail ♫
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(Live Science)
 
 
 
How Did a Tick Temporarily Paralyze a Little Girl? Wait... Wha-- Oh Ok. Ew
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Mother uses taco to distract fake cop. It was either fish or pork, depending on which punchline you want
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
What could be worse than swatting? India: Hold my Kingfisher
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Never yell at your children in public; however, it IS okay to yell at other adults who might happen to glance in your direction when your child is completely nuts
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Mon June 11, 2018
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
State Dept Spokeswoman, the same one who cited "D-Day" as an example of the US' "long and Strong" relationship with Germany, tries to troll CNN for not covering the President's briefing at the US embassy in Singapore-which was closed to the press
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(Hindustan Times)
 
 
 
Kitchen towels can kill you and your family. Unless you're a vegetarian, in which case you can steam the towels and serve them over brown rice
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(Fox 4 KC)
 
 
 
Florida sheriff wants to form school police department, get children started early on their Florida tag appearances
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(WREG Memphis)
 
 
 
You are going on a 35-minute drive. Do you a) make sure you have plenty of gas. b) buckle your seat belt. or c) put the kids in dog carriers
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Sat June 09, 2018
(Newschannel 9)
 
 
 
No, just because God tells you children should be worked all hours of the day and night doesn't mean you get to ignore child labor laws ... even if you do serve a really good sandwich and iced coffee
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
A record number of children had died from the flu. If only there were a readily-available vaccine to combat the virus
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Ann Coulter accused of sex with minor
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Fri June 08, 2018
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Here it is just in time for 'Murica, the devastating story about the human toll of the Trump administration's inhumane treatment of immigrants and their children
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Thu June 07, 2018
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
"There is no justice in our country" say people complaining to the Government about: a) Police killing unarmed black men, b) Immigrant children being forcibly separated from their parents, or c) ABC cancelling "Roseanne"
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Ben Carson wonders why the government subsidizes housing so much when the poor could just die in the street instead
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Peter Stringfellow, whose London strip clubs attracted celebrities from across the world, dies at age 77. Memorial expected to be EPIC
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Alex Jones warns us all of the "pedophile spiritual vampires" that are busy feeding on the essence of children
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(NPR)
 
 
 
It has been 30 days since Melania announced the "Be Best" campaign. Let's check on how the rollout is going. Oh... Oh dear
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Wed June 06, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
U.S. Air Force airlifting 6 Guatemalan children to Galveston, Texas, for medical treatment due to injuries sustained during the eruption of the Fuego Volcano in Guatemala. Afterwards they'll be transferred to an abandoned Walmart
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
World's Oldest person turns 129 and wants to die. Which will happen any day now that it's posted on Fark
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Senator Merkley finally got a tour of a migrant children detention centers, finding fire exits up to code, efficient use of space, and clean facilities. Oh and kids in cages
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Alabama congresswoman fails to secure Republican primary nomination due to insufficient fealty to Trump, refusal to molest children
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Tue June 05, 2018
(Digital Trends)
 
 
 
Subby: Alexa, who should I bet my children's college fund on? Alexa: The Warriors
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(Wales Online)
 
 
 
Does anyone here remember the "Bass-o-matic" from SNL? These kids don't
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(Argus Leader)
 
 
 
It started as your run-of-the-mill obituary. By the fifth sentence you expect a banner flown from a plane reading "WELCOME TO HELL, MOM"
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Update: No, people weren't booing President Trump at the White House today. One guy heckled him and HE was booed. And then somebody called him a... Cover the children's ears... a... Cowboys fan
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: Our son has ADHD but is lazy; he gets out of homework and plays video games. Our daughter is the exact opposite; studious and serious. My wife stays at home; she ignores our daughter in favor of our son. How can I get things equal?"
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Rob Ford's brother embezzled millions from his dead brother's widow and kids to prop up his failing business as he runs for leader of Ontario on a pro-business agenda. But he's NOTHING like Trump. Believe me
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Mon June 04, 2018
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Fox News has the answer to school shootings, a giant water cannon that can blow a hole in a concrete wall to help students escape
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Family can't necessarily make you crazy, but they can drive you there
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Sun June 03, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
U.S. Senator goes to see first hand the immigrant detention centers where children are separated from parents. The supervisor calls the police on him
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Sat June 02, 2018
(NPR)
 
 
 
Why your children are such misbehaving little shiatheels and what you can do about it. Or, rather, what you could do about it if you weren't the sort of parent who raised misbehaving little shiatheels in the first place
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Has anyone thought about putting her face on a milk carton?
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(Modesto Bee)
 
 
 
Man kidnaps family to do yard chores, makes them recite the pledge of allegiance
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Fri June 01, 2018
(BBC)
 
 
 
This is not my beautiful house. This is not my beautiful wife
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My brother's fiancée blocked me on Facebook around my wedding. She told me it was because I had him walk down the aisle with my best friend and bridesmaid; she was outraged I put him with another woman. Do I need to apologize for it?"
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Thu May 31, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
$4 to cover 1% of the damages the cop were responsible for after shooting a black man through his own garage door, then finding the gun they said he aimed at them was in his back pocket
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
"Black Panther" stuntman covers rent money for family of fruit vendors beaten & robbed at gas station. Now if they can find an Infinity Gauntlet for the perps
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Wed May 30, 2018
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Greatest First Lady ever comes back in fighting shape, knocks out Hillary, tells liberal media to go to hell, saves America. Or pretty close to that
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I agreed to help my boss out with a site he runs outside of work. Then I found out it his "side project" is translating hentai. What should I do?"
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Virginia to finally expand Medicaid coverage but you'll have to work for it
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Tue May 29, 2018
(AsiaOne)
 
 
 
Malaysian fire fighters receive chocolate treats that police are barred from receiving. "As this is the fasting month, I am sure their children would be very happy to receive these chocolates"
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Separating fact from fiction in the 1,500 missing immigrant children story
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Mon May 28, 2018
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Millions of tourists going for walks in the California desert overwhelm the small team of 80 year old volunteers who rescue them
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(The Japan News)
 
 
 
I hate my parents' favoring my younger sister. She and her baby hang out with them all week, and gets them and Grandma to feed the kid. When I visit with my child, they don't take care of us. I told Mom and Dad they should stop indulging sis
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Federal authorities say yes; they took 1,500 children away from their families, and yes; they deported their parents; and yes, they assigned the 1,500 children to foster homes, but it's not THEIR fault the children disappeared somewhere on the way
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Sun May 27, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
With today's computers, it's almost impossible to get lost. So those children that HHS lost aren't really lost because they know where they are. Thanks for the insight Rick Santorum
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Sat May 26, 2018
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Experts agree there's no link between violent video games and school shooters. That doesn't mean it's a good idea to publish a school shooting game on Steam
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Nicole Wallace sighs and stops reading Trump's Tweets live on the air; "These are just lies"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
"If it had been written in middle school, I'd give it a C or C+. If it had been written in high school, I'd give it a D," said retired English teacher Yvonne Mason. Fark: About a letter she received from President Trump
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Rep. Peter King (R-eally?) compares NFL players kneeling to Nazis saluting, demands the Jets leave New York. No word if he lifted the demand from a Jets fan thread verbatim
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Fri May 25, 2018
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
DHS has already begun separating children from parents seeking entry to the U.S. and... they're around here somewhere.... Uh Lou, do you remember where we put all those kids?
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(SlashFilm)
 
 
 
Personally, I've always thought ALL kiddie dog movies were child abuse
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Man spends his retirement masturbating in a van, has fathered 65 children
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Thu May 24, 2018
(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
If it's on the internet, it must be true
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Captain Kangaroo may be coming back, just as soon as he steals some beer and beats up an Asian man
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(WTVR)
 
 
 
Good news: Lava hasn't burned down your home yet. Bad news: A giant crack has opened underneath the house
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Quitting smoking can be stressful. There are many ways to alleviate this stress, but the most effective method is to start smoking again
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump: All migrant children are potential gang members
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(Slate)
 
 
 
The very public shame of participation trophies
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Wed May 23, 2018
(NBC News)
 
 
 
FDA says some teething medications are unsafe for children, recommends parents stick to liquor
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Meanwhile back in 1979, people were worried about exploding children
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Last year in England and Wales 69 children were given the name Khaleesi (that's more than ended up being called Helen)
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(Do You Remember)
 
 
 
"70 is the new 40"
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(WSBTV)
 
 
 
Kids approach adults in park and ask to use swing set. Adults say yes. Then it gets Farkworthy
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Tue May 22, 2018
(Metro)
 
 
 
Headline: Child spotted at swinger's party was actually just 'very short woman'
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(Vindy News)
 
 
 
Mackey said this was "the first time for me in 30 years of police work - shot by an appliance,"
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(Fox 4 Now Fort Myers)
 
 
 
Florida man attempts harakiri with a wooden sailfish statue after learning he'd been busted in his 2nd online sex sting in two years
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Tucker Carlson takes the bold stance of saying guns matter more than the lives of children
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My mother-in-law has a lifelike infant doll she uses as therapy when she misses her grown kids. She'll dress it and keep it in a bassinet. She has given the doll to our daughter and expects her to care for it. We hate it. What do?"
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Mon May 21, 2018
(WNEP Scranton)
 
 
 
Officers raid house, discover illegal nightclub. Also possible they all just live there
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Attention pearl-clutching parents: Study finds link between a germ-free environment in the first year of life and childhood leukemia
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Article helpfully explains that we should encourage children to be more weird so they don't become serial killers
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Man upset over noisy kids. Does he A: Yell at them to shut up? B: Call their parents? or C: Open fire on them with an AK-47? (With bonus 'I don't own a comb' mugshot goodness)
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
"What if no children went to school until gun laws changed to keep them safe? My family is all in if we can do this at scale"
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Sun May 20, 2018
(News24)
 
 
 
Food fair at school cancelled after 7 kids get all liquored up, free rides to hospital
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(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Judge who set up living trust to reward his children only if they married white, opposite sex Christians says that does not make him a bigot. Of course not...now the use of the n-word and homophobia...(tag is for mom throwing him under the bus)
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(The Conversation)
 
 
 
By our dancing like water droplets in a searing hot skillet, screaming like a little girl, and cursing like a sailor. Next question please
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Sat May 19, 2018
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Bad: Airline passenger punches dog. Worse: It was a service dog. Worster: For a deaf woman. Worsterer: he also punched the woman in the stomach. Worsterest: she's pregnant
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Finnish study finds that depressed, mentally ill, and psychologically controlling parents make it difficult for children to establish friendships in grade school. albeit "Scandinavian parenting styles may not be generalizable to parents elsewhere"
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Fri May 18, 2018
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
The U.S. spends less on children than almost any other developed nation, possibly due to free shipping when you buy them on Amazon Prime
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(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
Meet Rubix, Utah's first-ever courthouse comfort dog
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
A famous Belgian clown known for performing in children's hospitals live-streamed a rooftop armed standoff with police after allegedly murdering his ex-girlfriend. Pennywise nods head in approval
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(ABC7 San Francisco)
 
 
 
Parents fight four-lane road near elementary school. I usually need a fifth of tequila before I start picking fights with anything that big
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Thu May 17, 2018
(6ABC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
"Cocaine, huh? Well, I hope you brought enough for everyone"
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(Las Vegas Review Journal)
 
 
 
Raiders marketing to kids by creating "informative exhibit" about their new stadium at educational children's museum
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(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
How members of the British royal family get their last names. 'Earl of Dumbass' already claimed in the politics tab
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Dolly Parton has two things, rather one thing, that has saved her marriage of 50 years
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Wed May 16, 2018
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Would you like a super-soaker with that?
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Tue May 15, 2018
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
So what do you do with all those pesky children after you've separated them from their immigrant parents? Well, we do have all these military warehouses lying around... BRILLIANT
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
"You see these movies, they're so violent and yet a kid is able to see a movie if sex isn't involved, but killing is involved. Maybe they have to put a rating system for that"
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(CBS Pittsburgh)
 
 
 
Please do not try to pick up snapping turtles. They are named that for a reason. Signed: Lefty
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Cool: Proud mom gets tattoos of her sons' names. Not Cool: One is misspelled. Fark: So she changes the kid's name to match the tattoo. Brilliant
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Mon May 14, 2018
(WFSB Connecticut)
 
 
 
"Bulletproof school supplies put to the test" may not have been the best choice of headline
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(WTVR)
 
 
 
Delaware is now first US state to fully ban child marriage. Wait, what?
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(Japan Times)
 
 
 
Japanese researchers have succeeded in impregnating a monkey. No, not all at once. And they did it for science, specifically on monkey that received uterus transplant from another monkey
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Sarah Sanders finally tells the truth
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Sun May 13, 2018
(Metro)
 
 
 
The UK may charge adults $20 for passes that prove they're adults so they can enjoy their porn legally
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Sat May 12, 2018
(Racked)
 
 
 
So what, exactly, IS "mom hair"?
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(Vox)
 
 
 
This Mother's Day, get your mom what she really wants: Paid parental leave for all future parents
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Is it okay for children to urinate in the park?
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Fri May 11, 2018
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
West Virginia teachers vote out Republican who mocked them for striking. "I heard one teacher today say," teacher Edwina Howard-Jack joked, "after yesterday they may want to think twice about arming teachers"
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(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
Trump continues to be super pissed about the progress of deportations, the law, and that due process BS
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(WSBTV)
 
 
 
"People have wondered when decency would hit rock bottom with this administration. It happened yesterday"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Snowflake parents across Britain are changing the endings of classic fairytales when they read them to their children because they're too scary or could send youngsters the wrong message
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(My San Antonio)
 
 
 
John Kelly describes undocumented immigrants as "overwhelmingly rural people" with "fourth- fifth- sixth- grade educations" who "don't have skills" and "can't speak English"
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(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
You mean that a 6th grade teacher asking their students' HIV status before a class trip is unacceptable?
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(WTVR)
 
 
 
Principal's 'birthday spanking' tradition ends after parents complain that the cheerleading team always went first
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Breast feeding has no impact on kids' IQs by the age of 16, but will make them the envy of their all their teen friends
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
The Good: Cheerleaders get naked. The Bad: For a hazing ritual. The Ugly: University of Kansas
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Thu May 10, 2018
(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
As we focus on Jeff Sessions' comments about taking away children of immigrants at the border, a Russian asylum seeker recounts how that is exactly what Putin started doing to his political opponents. But don't worry, it's probably just a coincidence
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
It is better to ask for forgiveness than for permission. Unless you build your house 30 inches too tall and the town council says, "Fark you, tear it down." Then you should have asked for permission first
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Donnie Half-Scoop is now bumping uglies with Scaramucci ex Kimberly Guilfoyle. At least they keep their STDs within a small group of people
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Wed May 09, 2018
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Yo mama so stupid, she can't even keep a job driving a school bus
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Tue May 08, 2018
(SFGate)
 
 
 
The Bay Area is so expensive divorced parents can't afford to live separately
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Don't be afraid to ask questions: And, I mean a LOT of questions... so many questions that no one you work for will ever ask you to do anything ever again
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Mon May 07, 2018
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Trump: Whoa, this tax cut of mine created a pretty big deficit. Who knew? Guess we'll just have to cut some other stuff to make up for it. Hm, Children's Health Insurance Program? Nobody uses that, right?
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Sessions: Brown people entering the US illegally will be separated from their children
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
If you're a Satanist, one of the evil spells you can cast is "to stop someone from hating you"
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(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
Won't somebody please think of the vaping children
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Twin baby boys doing well after receiving bone marrow donation from their 4-year-old brother. 'I saved them because I'm a superhero'
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(2paragraphs)
 
 
 
The drug company that makes Acthar responded [on video] after it raised the price to $40,000 a vial -- from $40. Dr. Evil apparently wrote the response. They jacked the price in part "to ensure increased patient access." Note: it's for sick babies
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Sun May 06, 2018
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Mother signs papers to take son off life support. Kid comes out of his coma. Talk about awkward conversations
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