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| Thu March 04, 2021 |
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The feds are on it. "The data gathered so far includes indications of contact with lawmakers in the days around January 6, as well as communications between alleged rioters discussing their associations with members of Congress"
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Inspired by the Ford Pinto of years past, new Jeeps designed to catch fire easily
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Momma cat saves her kitten from sliding down a slide ...while another one goes weeeeeeeeeeeee
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Diocese is recommending Catholics not choose the Johnson & Johnson vaccine. Yes, I always listen to my priest over my doctor for medical advice
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You know all those sucky outlet malls you drive past on your your vacation roadtrip? They're doing amazing
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Bari Weiss, author of "How to Fight Anti-Semitism", alleges there's a "zealous cabal" controlling the media, Hollywood, and education from K through PhD. That's a whole joke by itself, but the REAL punchline is her use of the word "cabal". Very nice
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Doorbell camera catches Amazon delivery driver peeing on grocery order
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Catching up with the moms who left the workforce during the pandemic
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Virginia fisherman catches 1,000 pound bluefin tuna, just in time for Lent to make lots of tuna salad. 'I owe it all to God'
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Train delayed over two hours after cat climbs on the roof and refuses to leave
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Train delayed over two hours after cat climbs on the roof and refuses to leave
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Get out the world's tiniest violin. Former Trump appointees complain of delays getting unused vacation time paid out, which is unfair because it didn't happen to Obama appointees in 2016. It's almost like they needed some kind of "transition"
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| Tue March 02, 2021 |
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The Tuesday Night Science Channel Discussion Thread, 9PM Eastern
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There's desperate, and then there's just pathetic and no amount of intoxication will help
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All in all, there's one less brick in the wall (to save UK kitty - with right photo goodness)
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All in all, there's one less brick in the wall (to save UK kitty - with right photo goodness)
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Rabbit rescues stuck cat. Next thing you know they'll be living together with dogs also
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Beer - is there anything it can't do? Such as locate a missing lottery winner?
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"They were once dubbed the Southern Strokes, but these days a more accurate description might be the Cattle-ranch Coldplay"
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Steve Zissou vindicated
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Student is in the top half of his class with a stunning 0.13 GPA after passing three classes in four years. So will that look good or bad on college applications?
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Educating for American Democracy (EAD) is about to release a massive report suggesting how we can restore faith in American governmental institutions. No, "ban Fox News" isn't on the list. Also, they seem to be missing a letter from their name
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Intoxicated woman charged for kicking state trooper, not looking so good in her mugshot
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"From the first espresso to the final digestivo, the Italian day is infused with intricate rules around how, when, why, and with whom you share meals and imbibe with on fine wine"
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Catholic Archdiocese joins the anti-vax movement, guaranteeing more will go to heaven
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God damn it Houston, when they said "gotta catch 'em all" they were talking about Pokemon. Not Covid-19 variants
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Babushka cats - or as they say in States of United America "do-rag kitties". Your cat is annoyed & wishes you would work outside the home already
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Babushka cats - or as they say in States of United America "do-rag kitties". Your cat is annoyed & wishes you would work outside the home already
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Cheetos residue leads to burglary charges as cops catch perpetrator orange-handed
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| Wed February 24, 2021 |
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♪ Coyote... San Francisco's after you... Coyote, if they catch you, you are through... ♪
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Feeling saucy, Joe Manchin indicates that the Interior Department has many Haaland days ahead
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Cardinal's sex drive is confusing and unknown. Bonus: No Catholics involved
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Texas Republicans: Sure, the power grid catastrophically collapsed and people froze to death in their homes, but at least we staved off mass hysteria by making it crystal clear that teachers are allowed to say "Merry Christmas"
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McDonald's set up its own vast, secretive spy network to: A) Help local law enforcement police the community; B) Do its part to combat extremism, or; C) track and monitor employees advocating for "Fight for $15"
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In the category of "Unexpected "Jeopardy" Guest Hosts", for $1000: This Superbowl winner and current NFL quarterback will be hosting episodes of "Jeopardy" for two weeks in April 2021
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Gamestop CFOut
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Leaders are borne from trial, tragedy, fire, and ice. Beto O'Rourke is emerging from the Texas blackout catastrophe with a new perspective--and path to the Governor's Office
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US LGBT identification numbers are out and up. And vice versa too
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It's official: Every Korean age 10 and up watches an hour of YouTube every single day. K-Pop, cat videos, propaganda, K-Pop cat propaganda, you name it, they watch it on the mobile app
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| Mon February 22, 2021 |
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What do you do when you catch a lynx eating your chickens? Scruff him and scold him in the most Canadian way ever
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What do you do when you catch a lynx eating your chickens? Scruff him and scold him in the most Canadian way ever
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Bitcoin crashes spectacularly, stupendously, sensationally in a wondrous, thrilling, splendid, striking, astounding, fantastic, magnificent, dazzling, astonishing, marvelous, stunning, dramatic, fabulous, grand, eye-catching fail
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Amsterdam tenant ordered to vacate apartment for howling like a wolf as other residents fear it's only a matter of time before he starts sniffing butts
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No more IKEA catalogs? What am I gonna read on the can?
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Ted Cruz likes to bring his male college roommate on vacation with him and his family. NTTAWTT
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| Mon February 15, 2021 |
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John Oliver returns from vacation with a sobering warning about the next pandemic
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Godzilla vs Kong vs Wayne the Cat
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How to get the most value into of your $6.49, $5 (pricing may vary by location) box meal at Taco Bell
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Guy figures out way to never forget his wife's birthday, anniversary, or Valentine's Day. Catch: He has to remember his birthday
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Bear Grylls launches educational platform aimed at helping schools inspire kids to overcome obstacles, focus on resilience, and drink their own urine when lunch is 10 minutes late
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Homegrown mutation of the Coronavirus are starting to show up US so now MAGAts don't have to worry about catching those foreign born mutations
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"Larry, who has met a number of world leaders, has been largely unfriendly to men but took a liking to former US President Barack Obama. When Donald Trump visited in 2019, Larry took a nap under his car". Bonus: an extremely rare politics/dawww crosspost
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"Larry, who has met a number of world leaders, has been largely unfriendly to men but took a liking to former US President Barack Obama. When Donald Trump visited in 2019, Larry took a nap under his car". Bonus: an extremely rare politics/dawww crosspost
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| Tue February 09, 2021 |
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Another Trump rioter makes a request to leave the USA on a vacation to be married. It's all white, guys. It's his white as an American to visit Peru, and no judge should interfere with that white
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Australian reptile park is calling for Sydney residents to catch funnel web spiders to be milked for their precious antivenom. Oh, and be careful out there when you catch them, there's an antivenom shortage if you get bit
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"What your poop tells you about your health" presented by Espresso Communications
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Godspeed Mr. Favel, veteran of Belgium, Holland, Germany, and Juno Beach, recipient of a French Legion of Honour medal, advocate for Indigenous vets, and member of the Sweetgrass Nation of Saskatchewan
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Your Honor, I am not a cat
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Today's two hour serving of 80's alt/post-punk/new wave includes music from The Polecats, Wire Train, The Smithereens, and The Farm. Hear what terrestrial radio doesn't sound like on pastFORWARD #190. Starts 1:00 PM ET, LGT streaming options
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Canadians are flying to the USA and shipping their cars to meet them. For vacation. Then they drive back. Because that's how the border works now, and apparently Canadians are spending their CERB on shipping their cars. Sorry. For real: sorry
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What's in the box? A magnificent laptop prototype that lets lucky street samurai monitor a separate, dedicated screen for each of their proxies
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| Mon February 08, 2021 |
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We just reintroduced HR 899 to improve education in the US. The bill is only one sentence long: "The Department of Education shall terminate on December 31, 2022" - Signed Congressman Massie, Biggs, Boebert, Burchett, Duncan, Gaetz, Hice, Norman
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City offers remote workers $6000 to relocate there. Difficulty: Natchez, Mississippi
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The stereotype that only rural white trash redneck rubes stormed the capitol hides the truth, to the benefit of all the well off, highly educated, racists who were also there
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Rep Mo Brooks (Insur-Rection) expresses interest in running for the senate seat Senator Shelby will be vacating next year. Says he has to run before section 3 of the 14th amendment makes him ineligible
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Pfizer pforecasts pfurther epfficiencies pfacilitate pfaster vaccine pfabrication. Pfantastic
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A catalog of restaurant menu fails to make you less worried about your own screwups
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Nobody continues to kick names and take ass
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Catholic schools in US hit by unprecedented enrollment drop. Won't someone think of the Catholic School Girls? Okay, not like that, not like that
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Universe 25, the mice utopia experiment that became a dystopic mouse hellscape, has implications for human society
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Man spends hours feeling sorry for 'bird injured by a cat' on his grassy lawn, finally re-leafed after he realizes his big mistake (possible nsfw content on page)
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Man spends hours feeling sorry for 'bird injured by a cat' on his grassy lawn, finally re-leafed after he realizes his big mistake (possible nsfw content on page)
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Catholic dioceses amassed $1.5 billion in taxpayer aid. Churches worshiping the wrong god, no so much, if any taxpayer money
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| Sat February 06, 2021 |
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Oh, you're working from home? More time to dedicate to the company, peon
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Seeing what eyebrows & eyeliner can do for your cat
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Show your special gal just how much she means to you by scattering, smothering, and covering her with love this Valentine's Day
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Stray cat savior: woman who makes and gives away feline shelters taught her grandkids to help her out. She said it helps teach them the importance of being compassionate to all living creatures. Welcome to Caturday
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Stray cat savior: woman who makes and gives away feline shelters taught her grandkids to help her out. She said it helps teach them the importance of being compassionate to all living creatures. Welcome to Caturday
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♫ A month after Christmas, Animal Services had to free: eight dogs a-wilting, seven cats a-slimming, six donkeys braying, one riiiiing-taaaailed lemur, four trampling horses, three wretched minis, too much feces, and an alpaca standing in pee. ♫
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