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Sun March 07, 2021
(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Catering to the fans: Party Down is coming back
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Sat March 06, 2021
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Trump appointee: I refuse to resign. Biden: remind me, what's that catch phrase your old boss used to say?
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Welcome Fark Artists to your Fartist Friday Contest. This week's theme: Ermahgerd it's a Herku. Write a Safe For Work ode to an Internet Meme in the form of a Haiku. A tribute to Leeeroy Jenkins, an homage to Grumpy Cat, a ditty about Doge
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Come join us in celebrating the 10th anniversary of the Alien Invasion Tour on Caturday (DIT, LGT one of the threads from back then)
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Come join us in celebrating the 10th anniversary of the Alien Invasion Tour on Caturday (DIT, LGT one of the threads from back then)
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Fri March 05, 2021
(Politico)
 
 
 
The Cleansing continues as the DeVos-appointed head of federal student aid office at the Department of Education, has "decided" to resign
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Bad news if you were planning on digging out your child's old Dr. Seuss books to sell on eBay to pay the college tuition bill for this semester
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(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
Trash Panda: I love you, Fruity Pebbles. Fruity Pebbles: I love you, Trash Panda
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Thu March 04, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
The feds are on it. "The data gathered so far includes indications of contact with lawmakers in the days around January 6, as well as communications between alleged rioters discussing their associations with members of Congress"
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
Inspired by the Ford Pinto of years past, new Jeeps designed to catch fire easily
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Momma cat saves her kitten from sliding down a slide ...while another one goes weeeeeeeeeeeee
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(CBS Pittsburgh)
 
 
 
Diocese is recommending Catholics not choose the Johnson & Johnson vaccine. Yes, I always listen to my priest over my doctor for medical advice
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
You know all those sucky outlet malls you drive past on your your vacation roadtrip? They're doing amazing
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Bari Weiss, author of "How to Fight Anti-Semitism", alleges there's a "zealous cabal" controlling the media, Hollywood, and education from K through PhD. That's a whole joke by itself, but the REAL punchline is her use of the word "cabal". Very nice
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(ABC 6 Providence)
 
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Doorbell camera catches Amazon delivery driver peeing on grocery order
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Catching up with the moms who left the workforce during the pandemic
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(CBS 21 Harrisburg)
 
 
 
Virginia fisherman catches 1,000 pound bluefin tuna, just in time for Lent to make lots of tuna salad. 'I owe it all to God'
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Train delayed over two hours after cat climbs on the roof and refuses to leave
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Train delayed over two hours after cat climbs on the roof and refuses to leave
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Get out the world's tiniest violin. Former Trump appointees complain of delays getting unused vacation time paid out, which is unfair because it didn't happen to Obama appointees in 2016. It's almost like they needed some kind of "transition"
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Wed March 03, 2021
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Glowing praise for the man who saves the forgotten cats of Fukushima
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(PetaPixel)
 
 
 
Wildlife photographer spends six months to capture some incredible photos of an ultra-rare black panther prowling under the stars in Zambia. You should at least click before another species is gone
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Everything is bigger in Texas. And right now that includes the hate Texans feel toward their own state
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(Microsoft)
 
 
 
Microsoft and pals want to track exactly who is creating cat memes
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(Fox 32 Chicago)
 
 
 
The most obvious educational marriage ever - Community College starts Marijuana cultivation program
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Gov. Abbott: Texas is 100 percent open. OK, what about touring the Governor's mansion? Abbott: Are you crazy? We don't want to catch COVID
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(KSAT San Antonio)
 
 
 
Tan, buxom cat lady who plays the clarinet is saving a lot of money on her taxes
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Samsung gives the details on plans for its $17bil chip factory in Texas but leaves out the parts about it catching fire or being intentionally obsolescent in 3-4 years
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(Live Science)
 
 
 
Scientists: That cat is socially inept, interacting with the rude guy. Cat: This guy likes me better than my roommate, probably because I am better at social interactions
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(Live Science)
 
 
 
Scientists: That cat is socially inept, interacting with the rude guy. Cat: This guy likes me better than my roommate, probably because I am better at social interactions
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Tue March 02, 2021
(Fark)
 
 
 
The Tuesday Night Science Channel Discussion Thread, 9PM Eastern
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
There's desperate, and then there's just pathetic and no amount of intoxication will help
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
All in all, there's one less brick in the wall (to save UK kitty - with right photo goodness)
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
All in all, there's one less brick in the wall (to save UK kitty - with right photo goodness)
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Rabbit rescues stuck cat. Next thing you know they'll be living together with dogs also
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Beer - is there anything it can't do? Such as locate a missing lottery winner?
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
"They were once dubbed the Southern Strokes, but these days a more accurate description might be the Cattle-ranch Coldplay"
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Steve Zissou vindicated
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(Fox Baltimore)
 
 
 
Student is in the top half of his class with a stunning 0.13 GPA after passing three classes in four years. So will that look good or bad on college applications?
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(Harvard University)
 
 
 
Educating for American Democracy (EAD) is about to release a massive report suggesting how we can restore faith in American governmental institutions. No, "ban Fox News" isn't on the list. Also, they seem to be missing a letter from their name
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(CBS 21 Harrisburg)
 
 
 
Intoxicated woman charged for kicking state trooper, not looking so good in her mugshot
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(Travel and Leisure)
 
 
 
"From the first espresso to the final digestivo, the Italian day is infused with intricate rules around how, when, why, and with whom you share meals and imbibe with on fine wine"
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Catholic Archdiocese joins the anti-vax movement, guaranteeing more will go to heaven
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
God damn it Houston, when they said "gotta catch 'em all" they were talking about Pokemon. Not Covid-19 variants
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(Sad and Useless)
 
 
 
Babushka cats - or as they say in States of United America "do-rag kitties". Your cat is annoyed & wishes you would work outside the home already
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(Sad and Useless)
 
 
 
Babushka cats - or as they say in States of United America "do-rag kitties". Your cat is annoyed & wishes you would work outside the home already
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Cheetos residue leads to burglary charges as cops catch perpetrator orange-handed
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Mon March 01, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Dr. Miguel Cardona confirmed as Secretary of Education 64-33
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
The feds have the ID numbers of all authorized communication devices inside the Capitol on January 6, and are comparing it with all the communication devices that were there. Sleep tight, insurrectionist
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
It's been a couple of weeks due to work and family priorities, so let's catch up and talk laser cutting in this Fark Maker Monday Thread. This week's link goes to the updated 40W desktop engraver/cutter
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(Cheezburger)
 
 
 
During more "normal times" we relish seeing restaurant owners call out unreasonable customers for bullshiat reviews. Now while restaurant workers and bartenders are risking their lives to cater to entitled people we find that we relish them even more
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(CNN)
 
 
 
What is the Biden Administration hiding in the Khashoggi murder report? Three names mysteriously removed from the latest report after its initial publication
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(Euro Weekly News)
 
 
 
Ferocious cat forces airliner to return to airport after gaining entry to the cockpit and attacking the crew. Surprisingly, this is not a first-of-its-kind incident
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Want to see a guy free a bobcat from a barbwire fence?
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(Inside the Magic)
 
 
 
As one would naturally expect from such a Mickey Mouse operation, Disneyland is also a feral cat colony. They're on Instagram so you can find out their names and stalk them
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Sun February 28, 2021
(Some Mysterious Guy)
 
 
 
New research indicates who is likely to believe in conspiracy theories. Or that's what they want you to believe
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Man finds exact location of infamous Windows XP background. Still no explanation for the BSOD
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Meet the creepiest robot you've ever seen. BURN IT WITH FIRE
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Meet the creepiest robot you've ever seen. BURN IT WITH FIRE
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(Kansas City)
 
 
 
The Kansas City Star burns Josh Hawley's CPAC speech right down to the ground and scatters the ashes
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
People are selling "digitally authenticated" clips that are freely available on Youtube for thousands of dollars
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Sat February 27, 2021
(WSBTV)
 
 
 
Nerds pull shotgun on McDonald's employees. Police said the men are in their late teens or early 20s and "both males are Pokemon fans." Gotta catch 'em all
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(Science Magazine)
 
 
 
Scientists excavate the graves of nearly 600 cats and dogs from ancient Egypt. Your dog says stop digging this shiat up, we have enough curses going as it is
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Caterpillars apparently can stop a tomato plant's "cry for help", presumably to say "let's call the whole thing off"
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(Austin News KXAN)
 
 
 
Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these cat sitters from the swift completion of their appointed rounds. Welcome to Caturday
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(Patch)
 
 
 
Hot mic catches Director of Economic and Community Development calling residents assholes and that if a table weren't blocking her she may have been "able to take some of them on"
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Fri February 26, 2021
(Nerdist)
 
 
 
A contest is offering $250k to people with a proven superpower. Nice try Senator Kelly, but you won't catch me that easy - SubbyMan
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Matt Gaetz: "They were strippin' granny out of the Covid ward at the hospital, and tossin' her in the nursing home for just enough time to infect everybody, and then go back to the hospital so that deaths could be recategorized for politics"
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(TechRepublic)
 
 
 
China Cat is watching you masterbate on the Clubhouse app
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(Vintage Everyday)
 
 
 
Bonjour, madames et monsieurs - photograghs vintage de chats parisiens, s'il vous plaît. *accordion music plays in the background*
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(Vintage Everyday)
 
 
 
Bonjour, madames et monsieurs - photograghs vintage de chats parisiens, s'il vous plaît. *accordion music plays in the background*
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
U.S. Navy unveils Next-gen Ultra-long-range Maritime Visual Allegiance Identification Transmitter prototype. Kremlin reportedly determined to avoid a gap
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Thu February 25, 2021
(The Progress)
 
 
 
Nietzsche is dead--God
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Wed February 24, 2021
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
♪ Coyote... San Francisco's after you... Coyote, if they catch you, you are through... ♪
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Feeling saucy, Joe Manchin indicates that the Interior Department has many Haaland days ahead
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(CBS Pittsburgh)
 
 
 
Cardinal's sex drive is confusing and unknown. Bonus: No Catholics involved
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Texas Republicans: Sure, the power grid catastrophically collapsed and people froze to death in their homes, but at least we staved off mass hysteria by making it crystal clear that teachers are allowed to say "Merry Christmas"
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(Vice)
 
 
 
McDonald's set up its own vast, secretive spy network to: A) Help local law enforcement police the community; B) Do its part to combat extremism, or; C) track and monitor employees advocating for "Fight for $15"
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(CBS 58 Milwaukee)
 
 
 
In the category of "Unexpected "Jeopardy" Guest Hosts", for $1000: This Superbowl winner and current NFL quarterback will be hosting episodes of "Jeopardy" for two weeks in April 2021
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Gamestop CFOut
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Leaders are borne from trial, tragedy, fire, and ice. Beto O'Rourke is emerging from the Texas blackout catastrophe with a new perspective--and path to the Governor's Office
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(Gallup)
 
 
 
US LGBT identification numbers are out and up. And vice versa too
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(The Korea Times)
 
 
 
It's official: Every Korean age 10 and up watches an hour of YouTube every single day. K-Pop, cat videos, propaganda, K-Pop cat propaganda, you name it, they watch it on the mobile app
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Tue February 23, 2021
(Reuters)
 
 
 
The real news here, as I'm seeing it, is that Dr. Fauci thinks the United States is "sophisticated." HEY PA WE'RE OUT OF COORS LIGHT AGAIN I'M TAKIN' THE GATOR DOWN TO THE KUM AND GO
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(Cleveland 19)
 
 
 
The real question is which priest, nun or parent at the school subscribed to the hot Catholic mom's OnlyFans page
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Texans who survived the blackout catastrophe and couldn't make it to work are being told by employers to use vacation time or not get a paycheck
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Today in Gen-Z Education: Helen Keller is the Nazi guy and Pearl Harbor is a bridge
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Mon February 22, 2021
(CBC)
 
 
 
What do you do when you catch a lynx eating your chickens? Scruff him and scold him in the most Canadian way ever
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(CBC)
 
 
 
What do you do when you catch a lynx eating your chickens? Scruff him and scold him in the most Canadian way ever
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Bitcoin crashes spectacularly, stupendously, sensationally in a wondrous, thrilling, splendid, striking, astounding, fantastic, magnificent, dazzling, astonishing, marvelous, stunning, dramatic, fabulous, grand, eye-catching fail
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(NL Times (Netherlands))
 
 
 
Amsterdam tenant ordered to vacate apartment for howling like a wolf as other residents fear it's only a matter of time before he starts sniffing butts
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(It's Nice That)
 
 
 
No more IKEA catalogs? What am I gonna read on the can?
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Ted Cruz likes to bring his male college roommate on vacation with him and his family. NTTAWTT
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Sun February 21, 2021
(Independent)
 
 
 
Do you wear eyeglasses? New study says you are three times less likely to catch the coronavirus. Lucky nerd
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Is this is the reason the Caturday tag is green?
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(Electrek)
 
 
 
GM recalls the Bolt, apparently thinking a firmware update fixes the problem of batteries catching fire
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(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
"Asked in the Facebook post if the bobcat tried to bite while being rescued, Reid replied it "wasn't happy, that's for sure. Was protecting his duck"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Bomb squad arrives to investigate suspicious bag. Because you're reading this here, it was not what they expected
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Bomb squad arrives to investigate suspicious bag. Because you're reading this here, it was not what they expected
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Sat February 20, 2021
(YouTube)
 
 
 
WandaVision introduced its newest villain with the catchiest song of 2021 (spoilers for latest episode)
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Senator Ted Cruz and his completely stupid and disastrous vacation fiasco could just be the just the thing that takes him down
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
It's almost like decades of deliberate cynicism and catering to an increasingly far-right constituency led to this inevitable end
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(NHL)
 
 
 
The setting looks like that in Mystery, Alaska so get your favorite Skank Martin quotes ready for today's outdoor game at 3 PM ET. 11 other games scattered throughout the day starting at 12:30 PM . Go grab your favorite supple reporter & settle in. SUP
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(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
After 33 years of saving thousands of stray and surrendered cats, North Toronto Cat Rescue soon won't have a place to call home. "Please help us. This is so hard to close. I can't even tell you, it breaks my heart." Welcome to a sad Caturday
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(WBTV 3 Charlotte)
 
 
 
"No faking it on this one": Noted private-jet-setter John Kerry gives the world nine years to avoid global-warming catastrophe
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Finally, a story about a "possible bomb" and "cats" that doesn't involve that terrible movie
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(PC Magazine)
 
 
 
Robot cat finally achieves the holy grail of being truly catlike
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Fri February 19, 2021
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
How Venice Italy dealt with Carnival in the middle of a pandemic. *Duplicate of other approved links posted 1629-1631*
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Cancun was not the first time Cruz took the family on an out-of-country vacation during a public crisis
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(Politico)
 
 
 
"Robinhood feels vindicated", after all, their strategic partnership with Prince John Inc has REALLY boosted quarterly earnings
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
If the Catholic Church was looking for a sign in regards to violating rules on gatherings, it got it
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(Laughing Squid)
 
 
 
This is 'shopped. Subby can tell by the pixels and having owned enough cats who would never do anything they didn't feel like doing
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(Laughing Squid)
 
 
 
This is 'shopped. Subby can tell by the pixels and having owned enough cats who would never do anything they didn't feel like doing
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
100 Animals killed when a pet store catches fire. Survivors reportedly carried to safety by a small man in a grey suit with a red bow tie
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Thu February 18, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
5 questions that need answers at Gamestop hearing: When do the new Funkos drop? Why u give me $3 for game then sell it for $18? Why mask required I'm 17 and invincible. How come "in stock" online but not in store? Why 2 locations within 500 yards?
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
If like piña coladas and gettin' caught in the plane. I'm not much into health food. I am into throwing my daughters under the bus. Now I've got to catch my flight from Cancun by tomorrow noon. This is your 7 p.m. ET MSNBC thread
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Scientists have spent years trying to find a way to communicate with people while they are dreaming, apparently don't realize that it's easier to just wake them up to talk
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Wed February 17, 2021
(CBS Minnesota)
 
 
 
Animatronic Pets provide companionship to seniors at retirement center, much like animatronic grandparents provide companionship to neglected kids at theme parks
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(CBS Minnesota)
 
 
 
Animatronic Pets provide companionship to seniors at retirement center, much like animatronic grandparents provide companionship to neglected kids at theme parks
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Duke sux PNAS publication shows how to improve eyewitness identification of suspects in line ups
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(Some Snowy Sanctuary)
 
 
 
Photoshop this Chilly Cathouse
 
(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
It's opening day for pitchers and catchers. And the Orioles season is over already
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(New Delhi TV)
 
 
 
"Amazon deployed secret strategy to dodge regulators." This is my shocked face
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Republican catastrophes just prove how bad Democrats are
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Federal Appeals Court rules that New York City can release disciplinary records for all cops and corrections officers despite police union argument that the public has no right to see how much paid vacation is given out
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(Charleston Post and Courier)
 
 
 
So, like every other weekend but with a bit of Catherine the Great tossed in?
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(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
Are you in with the In Crowd?
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(Texas Public Radio)
 
 
 
Advocates are hopeful that the electric grid failure may mean that Texans learn to be more willing to accept that climate change is a reality. Seems like these advocates are forgetting Texans are from Texas
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(ABC 33/40 Birmingham)
 
 
 
Seattle grocery chain QFC to 86 two locations PDQ after mandatory wage hike takes SGA costs to WTFBBQ levels. QED
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(Vice)
 
 
 
What do women, anime and cats have in common? Turkish gambling and porn, apparently
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
It's all fun and games until the digger driver shoves you into a freezing dirty puddle at your building site
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Arizona Coyotes defend themselves against scathing story by The Athletic, claiming toxic work environment and financial misrepresentation
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Tue February 16, 2021
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Cataclysmic variable discovered, and it's not your mom this time
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(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Chain offering a dozen kinds of chicken salad opens four locations in Indianapolis. That's 11 more kinds than you thought existed
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(Montreal Gazette)
 
 
 
"The weekly publication apologized to all those who may have been offended by the crossword"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
One does not simply revive Gremlins without Phoebe Cates, who ushered a good chunk of Gen X into puberty
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Genius ninja cat has purrrrfect precision
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Now seems as good time as any to catch up with D.C.'s Pizzagate gunman
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(The Mary Sue)
 
 
 
Sia's new film is worse than Cats, the Butthole Edition
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Firefighters save cats with oxygen masks. No word on what the cats were doing with oxygen masks in the first place
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(MSN)
 
 
 
This kitty is cute as a button
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(MSN)
 
 
 
This kitty is cute as a button
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Mon February 15, 2021
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
John Oliver returns from vacation with a sobering warning about the next pandemic
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Godzilla vs Kong vs Wayne the Cat
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(The Takeout)
 
 
 
How to get the most value into of your $6.49, $5 (pricing may vary by location) box meal at Taco Bell
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(9 News)
 
 
 
Guy figures out way to never forget his wife's birthday, anniversary, or Valentine's Day. Catch: He has to remember his birthday
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Bear Grylls launches educational platform aimed at helping schools inspire kids to overcome obstacles, focus on resilience, and drink their own urine when lunch is 10 minutes late
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Homegrown mutation of the Coronavirus are starting to show up US so now MAGAts don't have to worry about catching those foreign born mutations
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(AP News)
 
 
 
"Larry, who has met a number of world leaders, has been largely unfriendly to men but took a liking to former US President Barack Obama. When Donald Trump visited in 2019, Larry took a nap under his car". Bonus: an extremely rare politics/dawww crosspost
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(AP News)
 
 
 
"Larry, who has met a number of world leaders, has been largely unfriendly to men but took a liking to former US President Barack Obama. When Donald Trump visited in 2019, Larry took a nap under his car". Bonus: an extremely rare politics/dawww crosspost
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Sat February 13, 2021
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Right before your very naive eyes, billions in Covid pandemic aid has been swindled by con artists and crime syndicates
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(NASA)
 
 
 
Perseverance is landing on Mars Thursday. So how do you land a car-sized rover with delicate instruments on Mars? Since it is basically the same as how Curiosity landed, it is time to revisit JPL's classic "Seven Minutes of Terror" video
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(Eugene Register-Guard)
 
 
 
For one lost cat, surviving a wildfire was the miracle, staying alive alone in the burned landscape for months was the struggle, and now reunion with its family is his last challenge. Welcome to Caturday
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(Eugene Register-Guard)
 
 
 
For one lost cat, surviving a wildfire was the miracle, staying alive alone in the burned landscape for months was the struggle, and now reunion with its family is his last challenge. Welcome to Caturday
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
I just feel for these animals': Volunteer builds giant 'cat coop' for Scarborough feral colony
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Fri February 12, 2021
(WWE)
 
 
 
Tonight on Smackdown, Roman has a "Blockbuster" announcement about the Universal title. Please don't say Lou Kemia wants another rematch. Also, Seth returns to action, so maybe this means Murphy leaves Catering? Find out starting at 8 PM ET on FOX
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Real estate agent lists igloo for £250,000 that has a 'great location' on a large plot on 'North Pole Road.' Some rubes actually fall for it
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Who could have guessed housing slave wage labor in cattle cars would spread disease
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Iconic US gun maker bought by foreign rival? Czech. I hope we can all CZ implications
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Two women drive to UK National Park to take part in 'coldest ever sex', say 'fornicating' in -3C temperatures in breach of Covid rules under the stars was the only way to make it hot
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
New study shows that playing with your cat and feeding them well causes them to to catch less wildlife. They'll still eat your corpse after you die
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Thu February 11, 2021
(NASCAR)
 
 
 
Bowman leads 1, Byron leads 2, and Timmeh is battling Derricke Cope to make the 500. It's the BlueGreen Vacation Duels at Daytona, 7pm ET on FS1
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
On the heels of rejecting teaching black history month, Utah rejects bill that aimed to teach consent in sex education classes. I'm thinking these aren't the most open minded of people
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Everyone calls subby weird for wearing socks to bed, but finally, vindication
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"I recently discovered my mother was having an affair; I don't think my dad knows it. And to make things more complicated, mom is having an affair with another woman. What should I do with my newfound knowledge?"
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Wed February 10, 2021
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
There's a new bounty hunting app available to the general public. What could possibly go wrong?
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Great, now everybody wants to be a cat
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Great, now everybody wants to be a cat
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(Politico)
 
 
 
NY General Assembly advances bill to rename "Donald J. Trump State Park"; but honestly " a dilapidated and unused collection of more than 400 acres located about eight miles east of {the middle of nowhere}" seems like a VERY fitting memorial to him
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
The most dedicated members of the Party of Personal Responsibility say it's all Trump's fault that they committed all those felonies on January 6th
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
For Senator -- and riot instigator -- Josh Hawley, the impeachment trial is proving an invaluable opportunity to catch up on unrelated reading
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Dad took us fishing and all we caught was this lousy kangaroo
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
What they really meant to say is "bitporn"
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Biden showcases the Catholic calling to "Do good works", which predictably enrages Fundamentalist Catholics and Evangelicals
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Surely while you're sleeping your cat will be resting peacefully too right? RIGHT?
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(NBC San Diego)
 
 
 
Apparently being born in the US with a US birth certificate isn't enough to prevent one man's deportation
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
The beloved cat lawyer is actually a bad kitty lawyer who harassed his former lover
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(TechRepublic)
 
 
 
Statics indicate it might be a better kept secret if you just graffiti your medical records onto the front of your house
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
After the PRC censorship committee looks over the catalogue, Steam in China comes out with a whopping 53 games. Subby willing to wager Command & Conquer Generals is probably not on the list
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(Everett Herald)
 
 
 
After couple couldn't find commercial-grade kitchen for catering company, they built their own in their home garage. When Covid came, their "garage paella" became popular pickup and to-go item
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Trump's defense attorney: "Trump is just doing what Democrats do. He's just better at it and has a dedicated cult following his orders"
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Tue February 09, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Another Trump rioter makes a request to leave the USA on a vacation to be married. It's all white, guys. It's his white as an American to visit Peru, and no judge should interfere with that white
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(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Australian reptile park is calling for Sydney residents to catch funnel web spiders to be milked for their precious antivenom. Oh, and be careful out there when you catch them, there's an antivenom shortage if you get bit
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(MSN)
 
 
 
"What your poop tells you about your health" presented by Espresso Communications
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(Two Row Times)
 
 
 
Godspeed Mr. Favel, veteran of Belgium, Holland, Germany, and Juno Beach, recipient of a French Legion of Honour medal, advocate for Indigenous vets, and member of the Sweetgrass Nation of Saskatchewan
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Your Honor, I am not a cat
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(KUCI)
 
 
 
Today's two hour serving of 80's alt/post-punk/new wave includes music from The Polecats, Wire Train, The Smithereens, and The Farm. Hear what terrestrial radio doesn't sound like on pastFORWARD #190. Starts 1:00 PM ET, LGT streaming options
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Canadians are flying to the USA and shipping their cars to meet them. For vacation. Then they drive back. Because that's how the border works now, and apparently Canadians are spending their CERB on shipping their cars. Sorry. For real: sorry
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
What's in the box? A magnificent laptop prototype that lets lucky street samurai monitor a separate, dedicated screen for each of their proxies
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Mon February 08, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
We just reintroduced HR 899 to improve education in the US. The bill is only one sentence long: "The Department of Education shall terminate on December 31, 2022" - Signed Congressman Massie, Biggs, Boebert, Burchett, Duncan, Gaetz, Hice, Norman
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(UPI)
 
 
 
City offers remote workers $6000 to relocate there. Difficulty: Natchez, Mississippi
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The stereotype that only rural white trash redneck rubes stormed the capitol hides the truth, to the benefit of all the well off, highly educated, racists who were also there
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Rep Mo Brooks (Insur-Rection) expresses interest in running for the senate seat Senator Shelby will be vacating next year. Says he has to run before section 3 of the 14th amendment makes him ineligible
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(BGR)
 
 
 
Pfizer pforecasts pfurther epfficiencies pfacilitate pfaster vaccine pfabrication. Pfantastic
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(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
A catalog of restaurant menu fails to make you less worried about your own screwups
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Nobody continues to kick names and take ass
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Catholic schools in US hit by unprecedented enrollment drop. Won't someone think of the Catholic School Girls? Okay, not like that, not like that
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Universe 25, the mice utopia experiment that became a dystopic mouse hellscape, has implications for human society
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Man spends hours feeling sorry for 'bird injured by a cat' on his grassy lawn, finally re-leafed after he realizes his big mistake (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Man spends hours feeling sorry for 'bird injured by a cat' on his grassy lawn, finally re-leafed after he realizes his big mistake (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Altoona Mirror)
 
 
 
Catholic dioceses amassed $1.5 billion in taxpayer aid. Churches worshiping the wrong god, no so much, if any taxpayer money
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Sun February 07, 2021
(CBC)
 
 
 
Trainer attempted to catch Pokémon. Police used $750 CITATION. It was super effective and caused confusion
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
I repeat: Do NOT tattoo your cat
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Puppy loves playing with his ice cube. The customizable friend list and random chat feature are the best
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Sat February 06, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Oh, you're working from home? More time to dedicate to the company, peon
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Seeing what eyebrows & eyeliner can do for your cat
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(WJHL Tri-Cities)
 
 
 
Show your special gal just how much she means to you by scattering, smothering, and covering her with love this Valentine's Day
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(Canton Repository)
 
 
 
Stray cat savior: woman who makes and gives away feline shelters taught her grandkids to help her out. She said it helps teach them the importance of being compassionate to all living creatures. Welcome to Caturday
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(Canton Repository)
 
 
 
Stray cat savior: woman who makes and gives away feline shelters taught her grandkids to help her out. She said it helps teach them the importance of being compassionate to all living creatures. Welcome to Caturday
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(First Coast News)
 
 
 
♫ A month after Christmas, Animal Services had to free: eight dogs a-wilting, seven cats a-slimming, six donkeys braying, one riiiiing-taaaailed lemur, four trampling horses, three wretched minis, too much feces, and an alpaca standing in pee. ♫
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Fri February 05, 2021
(Futurism)
 
 
 
The universe may have a fifth dimension. It is thought to be located up, up and away
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(IFL Science)
 
 
 
My cats don't make a secret of it
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(IFL Science)
 
 
 
My cats don't make a secret of it
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
What do people who end up in the Guinness Book of World Records look like? Glad you asked. Look at these while subby eats his second bicycle
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(CBS 21 Harrisburg)
 
 
 
Want to get back at your ex for Valentine's Day? Maine animal shelter will place your ex's name in cats' litter boxes
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Modern problems: German prosecutors confiscate $60mil in bitcoin from a bad guy but he won't give them the password. Was machst du als nächstes?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
A new poll shows Republican voters prefer MTGCQ over Liz Cheney, so it's official - The GOP is now the party of QAnon and space lasers, dedicated to fighting baby-eating pedophiles
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(Kent Online)
 
 
 
Uk Pensioner books appointment for his Covid vaccine and is invited to a location somewhere in the North Sea. I am met with a vision of a clown holding a syringe in a re-purposed Krusty Burger
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(NPR)
 
 
 
You might have had your fun this time, but what happened with Gamestop almost certainly won't ever happen again, explains increasingly nervous mainstream publication. Now, here's how to invest in a way that will keep your betters more comfortable
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Thu February 04, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Not the smartest cat in the kitchen sink
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
You had me at "Wayne's World" vibe to the sometimes stuffy world of wine education
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(Some SAG-AFTRA Guy)
 
 
 
SAG-AFTRA releases statement on the resignation of member Donald J Trump. In this extensive official statement, the union provides clear indication of its feelings on former member Donald J Trump
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Having gone 0-3, prognosticator supreme Fiona the Hippo takes Tawmmy in the Owl
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Trent Reznor condemns Marilyn Manson in new statement, hopes everyone will forget how Manson implicated him in a sexual assault from the 90s
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(PetsLady)
 
 
 
Four fashionably-frocked firefighters free forlorn feline in modern Malay melee
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(PetsLady)
 
 
 
Four fashionably-frocked firefighters free forlorn feline in modern Malay melee
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(WWLP)
 
 
 
On February 7, 2021 the Kansas City Chiefs will be spirited away to an underground location and the rightful winners of the American Football conference, New England Patriots. will be installed as contenders for this years Super Bowl. Book it - Q
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Wed February 03, 2021
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Correction: Jenny Cudd, the now famous Midland Texas florist, will not be vacationing in Mexico in the early terrorist pre-trial release program. Tag is for the reporting by USAToday
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(EarthSky)
 
 
 
Scientists locate 6-star system where eclipses of all 6 stars can be seen from Earth
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(Wired)
 
 
 
Unicorn poot gas? Angel hair? Hangover-free alcohol? The love of a good cat?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Break out your tiniest violin: Nielsen numbers for the month of January indicate that Fox News ranked third in the three-horse cable news race for the first time since 2001
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Defense: your Honor, I know my client has been accused of participating in the Capitol Riots, but she's been planning her Mexican vacation forever. Judge: seems legit. UPDATE: Federal magistrate has not granted permission to leave the country
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Tue February 02, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The newest thing that's ruining our planet? Cats
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(Sad and Useless)
 
 
 
Welcome to the Fark library where every book is about cats (all the books on politics got burned in the last 3 riots)
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My husband is a high-powered executive and breadwinner; I stay at home with our 4 year-old twin sons. We have a nice house, nice cars, and can afford private education for the kids. But he refuses to parent, saying it's not his job. What can I do?"
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
You know the people in your state have a drinking problem when you can use a liquor store to locate an accident on the interstate
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Mon February 01, 2021
(Vox)
 
 
 
SoulCycle instructor got a vaccine for being an "educator." Jackass tag not yet available
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(AOL)
 
 
 
Look out, Sharknado, a Category 5 Covidcane is on the way
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(Science Magazine)
 
 
 
Don't get a large hard on, but the American FermiLab particle accelerator has a super top secret result to be announced next month that probably indicates new physics. Take that LHC
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Cat love
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Catholics divided on Biden due to his stance on abortion. Of course the fact that in the 2000 year history of the church, abortion has only been problematic for the last 150 years or so never seems to come up
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
And now for the important White House news of the day: Press secretary Jen Psaki has answered Twitter's questions about a First Cat and ice cream
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
And now for the important White House news of the day: Press secretary Jen Psaki has answered Twitter's questions about a First Cat and ice cream
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(Richmond.com)
 
 
 
Ceiling cat is watching you ... erm, wait, that's NOT ceiling cat
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Catholic school girls. The uniform's what does it for me. I wish I had've went with more Catholic school girls when I was a kid. As it stands I have no, "And then she unzipped her jumper," stories
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(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
You're my human now
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
The Trailer Park Boys get in on the Sea Shanty craze. Technically they released this on Caturday
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Sun January 31, 2021
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Oh noes Dodge is going to kill the Hellcat V8
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(BBC)
 
 
 
UK businesses facing up to a cardboard box shortage. Nation's cats inconsolable
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Michelle Pfeiffer says sure, she'd play Catwoman again if somebody asked. Farkers grovel and debase themselves en masse in 3...2
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(FB Photos)
 
 
 
If you've been trying in vain to locate Phyllis Diller's Garbage Soup recipe, you're in luck. Bonus: Photo of horrible early '70s kitchen decor
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
A GOP strategist and Lincoln Project co-founder has for years sent unsolicited and sexually provocative messages to young men, often while suggesting he could help them work in politics
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Sat January 30, 2021
(NECN Boston)
 
 
 
Fisher Cat hooks dog
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(MPR News)
 
 
 
Minnesota school district gingerly opens in-person classes... aaand they're back to distance learning after all the bus drivers catch Covid-19
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Cafe warns its patrons of the bad 'I can haz blueberry muffins' cat that will strike them if they order one
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Cafe warns its patrons of the bad 'I can haz blueberry muffins' cat that will strike them if they order one
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Maliciously severing flight communication lines at air traffic control in Honolulu while nearly a dozen planes are in the air? Yeah, that's a major sentence of ... two years probation and a $5,000 fine?
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(Edmonton Journal)
 
 
 
"I think just given that's kind of a comfort that he's had throughout his whole life and not being able to see anything, at least he can feel his presence, and that is very comforting to him." Welcome to Caturday
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(Edmonton Journal)
 
 
 
"I think just given that's kind of a comfort that he's had throughout his whole life and not being able to see anything, at least he can feel his presence, and that is very comforting to him." Welcome to Caturday
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Jon Stewart is on Twitter for barely a day and he's already catching up with old friends
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Fri January 29, 2021
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
By now you have heard of COVID Long Haulers who suffer long after the initial infection. Wondering what your chances are if you catch it even in mild cases? Flip a coin
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(IMDB)
 
 
 
WandaVision, Episode 4: We Interrupt This Program (For Station Identification and Some Answers) now streaming
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Cat: I cast Fire- Dog: - BALL
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Cat: I cast Fire- Dog: - BALL
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(Vice)
 
 
 
The heart warming story of how the plucky underdogs at BlackRock Capital, Silver Lake Group, and Mittleman Investment Management used GameStop to stick it to those Wall Street fat cats
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
All you treason weasels who participated in the Capitol Coup better learn this name: Chief U.S. District Judge Beryl A. Howell. She's the one who's gonna be hearing your cases, and if early indications play out, she's about had it with you asshats
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Marlins catch Bass
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(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
50 illegally smol kitties
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(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
50 illegally smol kitties
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Thu January 28, 2021
(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
More evidence that the Irish drink too much and fall down in dark fields at night: Ireland now tops the list in Europe for alien visits with 105 claimed UFO sightings
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Dalian coherent light source reveals origin of interstellar disulfur. You can also catch him co-hosting with Drew on Twitch
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
For a sophisticated, dildo-free Zoom background, call in the Instant Library
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"Assigning her to the Education Committee when she has mocked the killing of little children at Sandy Hook Elementary School and the killing of teenagers in high school at the Marjory Stoneman Douglas high school -- what could they be thinking?"
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(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
Half the things you eat today were invented by mistake. Like cornflakes were meant to stop you masturbating, when that was obviously the job for ceiling cat
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
"Free speech advocate" Marjorie Taylor Greene takes off her "Censored" face mask to have sheriff's deputies eject a reporter from a town hall meeting for asking her questions she didn't like
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Joe go slow, ease up on the executive actions, you're scaring the delicate Republicans with your boldness
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(Springer)
 
 
 
It's why kids today always slap their own asses before having sex - porn is the top source of 'sex education' for young adults
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Boeing's latest financial reports indicate that its 2020 profits looked something like the flight trajectory of a 737 Max
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Today's Slatesplanation: Do you *really* need to wear two masks now? Short answer: It's complicated. That's why we come to you, Slate. That's why we come to you
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Cats make the worst mimes
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Wed January 27, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Marjorie Traitor Greene (Q-Anon), who called the Parkland school shooting a "false flag," will be joining the House Education and Labor Committee
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
"...the Plasma Compression Fusion Device can lead to development of a Spacetime Modification Weapon (SMW- a weapon that can make the Hydrogen bomb seem more like a firecracker, in comparison)" All right, then. What could possibly go wrong?
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
EVA-fans and crazy-cat-ladies alike, rejoice for Nyankoku Nyanko's Thesis
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(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
Kandy Kitteh and the Star Shine Shipping Company Adventure
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(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
Kandy Kitteh and the Star Shine Shipping Company Adventure
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Tue January 26, 2021
(GamesRadar)
 
 
 
Did you catch this easter egg in The Last Jedi, or had you already given up all hope by the time this scene was on screen?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Margarine Traitor Greene (R-aging lunatic) indicated support for executing prominent Democrats in 2018 and 2019 before running for Congress
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
EU announce plan to catch up with UK vaccine success: ban exports of vaccine to the UK
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(Fox 5 New York)
 
 
 
"He always said, 'This way my baby, this is what I wanted,' he would want me to do it," she said. "I do it because I want to. It keeps me going every day"
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(Washingtonian)
 
 
 
White House Correspondents' Association to remain snek free for now after Newsmax pulls Spicer's application
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(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
The smartest of dogs can learn a new word after four times. Even the dumbest of cats will take that time to laugh at the human
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Mon January 25, 2021
(Fox2 Detroit)
 
 
 
It sucks when your house catches fire. It sucks even more when it catches fire twice in 30 days. At least it won't happen a third time, by the looks of it
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
One aide evocatively described McCarthy's position, saying he's "eating sh*t for breakfast, lunch and dinner right now"
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Scientists: Cats and dogs worldwide may need to get Covid vaccine to curb the spread of the virus, especially if they're living together with humans
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Sun January 24, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Maybe cats are not wholly indifferent to humans after all
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Raiders of the Lost Cat
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Welcome Fark Artists to your Fartist Friday Contest. This week we celebrate National Answer Your Cat's Questions Day with, naturally, a poetry contest. Write a poem in any form about the pressing questions a cat (or any pet) would like answered
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(Everyday Astronaut)
 
 
 
Watch SpaceX launch nearly a hundred satellites in a ride share. Liftoff rescheduled for 10 AM ET on Sunday. Link goes to mission info and catalogs the satellites to be orbited. Scroll down for two livestream options
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Sat January 23, 2021
(New Bern Sun Journal)
 
 
 
"We put our hearts out there every day for the love and care of the animals who come through our doors. And it's days like this that solidify why we do what we do." Welcome to Caturday
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(New Bern Sun Journal)
 
 
 
"We put our hearts out there every day for the love and care of the animals who come through our doors. And it's days like this that solidify why we do what we do." Welcome to Caturday
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Fri January 22, 2021
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Fat Mike of NOFX says America is "full of uneducated racist idiots"
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Thu January 21, 2021
(Slate)
 
 
 
That moment when "not being utterly insane" is used as a positive indicator of your job performance
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(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
Mural dedicated to Eddie Van Halen set to be unveiled on his birthday. Eruptions of tributes sure to follow
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(Great Falls Tribune)
 
 
 
Man arrested for stealing $50,000 of elderly woman's gold and silver, along with all the blue rinse she had if perp's mugshot is any indication
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Fifteen people in a small Chilean town have contracted coronavirus after attending a birthday party thrown for a cat. ME-OW
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(The Times of India)
 
 
 
Fishermen cast nets, catch large tusked mammal. Difficulty: not a narwhal
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(Tastefully Offensive)
 
 
 
Poodle cats are yakking up hairballs of cuteness everywhere
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Apparently, teenagers can "catch moods" from one another. AS IF
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(Science Magazine)
 
 
 
So why are cats crazy for catnip, anyway?
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(Japan Today)
 
 
 
To support parents on the go, Japanese vending machines now sell diapers. Clean diapers, not dirty -- it shouldn't need clarification but there you go
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Wed January 20, 2021
(SFGate)
 
 
 
CA is making Texas Blue one relocation at a time
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Who says cats aren't loyal?
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Almost There Rescue recently opened a new Phoenix facility that specializes in mama dogs and their pups and boasts a dedicated "mutternity" ward". Please welcome them to this week's Woofday Wetnose Wednesday thread
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Tue January 19, 2021
(MEL Magazine)
 
Boobies
 
The Story of a Wikipedia Administrator Who Resigned After Creating 80,000 Pages Dedicated to 'Titties'
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Don McGahn is taking his cat to the library tomorrow
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(Politifact)
 
 
 
On the toilet using his phone is the only communication outlet for the president, according to Trump spokesman
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(Science News Magazine)
 
 
 
In the Australian desert, a lizard the size of a cat digs deep corkscrew burrows. Then everybody else moves in to get out of the heat
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
There aren't too many things subby would categorize as "life-changing hacks", but this garlic peeling hack definitely makes the cut
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Hipster stray cat with a moustache and goatee more cooler than you (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Hipster stray cat with a moustache and goatee more cooler than you (possible nsfw content on page)
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Because his administration just can't go quietly into the night while sitting on the toilet, Trump's education commission decides that MLK day is a great time to release a racist report as a counter to the NYT's 1619 project
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Mon January 18, 2021
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Scathing Trump letter condemning James Comey released, sounds decidedly unlike how Trump speaks. Bigly
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Who will get Phil Spector's fortune and song catalogue?
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Hitman in prison for executing a gerbil has his tennis shoes confiscated. At least subby thinks that's what this story is about
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
A 1967 poll indicated that Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. was one of the most hated men in America
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(The Poke (UK))
 
 
 
People do lose their taste when they catch COVID. Exhibit A: Conor McGregor and his watch
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(CNN)
 
 
 
If cats can hear the manual can opener pierce the tuna fish can, I'm pretty sure they would hear an approaching Tesla
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Sun January 17, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Batwoman uses her x-ray vision to discover the location of the Batcave. Or not. Season 2 premieres tonight at 8pm eastern on The CW
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(Metro)
 
 
 
If you're hosting an illegal super-secret lockdown party in violation of the law, remind guests not to post selfies on Instagram and tag the location
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Sat January 16, 2021
(Axios)
 
 
 
Monday: Ted Cruz's communications director quits. Friday: Lauren Boebert's communications director quits
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Lisa Kudrow is an excellent press secretary to Smelly Cat
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(Today)
 
 
 
Floyd Mayweather and Sugar Ray Leonard step into the ring together on Caturday
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(Today)
 
 
 
Floyd Mayweather and Sugar Ray Leonard step into the ring together on Caturday
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