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Wed July 01, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
America in 2020 comes to you in a ready-made headline: "Fighting Over Masks in Public Is the New American Pastime"
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Mon June 29, 2020
(Deadline)
 
 
 
John Oliver takes on the Affordable Housing Crisis, including evicting people by Zoom in their time of desperation; "you're throwing people out of their homes via Zoom, a platform you're using because it's not safe for people to leave their homes"
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Tue June 16, 2020
(WMDT Maryland)
 
 
 
In Germany pets with ze virus now must be reported regardless of zeir papers
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Fri June 12, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Trump has been consistently racist for decades
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Wed June 10, 2020
(WYFF 4 Greenville)
 
 
 
SC seeing huge spike in coronavirus cases after businesses reopened, so the governor decides to do the irresponsible thing : "The governor has no intention of reinstating restrictions on businesses"
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Mon June 08, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Grab em by the canyon
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
'We don't inevitably have to have a second wave,' says Dr. Fauci, adding, 'but then again, water might not inevitably be wet, either.'
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Sat June 06, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
President Madagascar: No lollipop for you
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Wed May 20, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
Texas experiencing a sharp spike right in the panhandle. That's gotta smart
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Thu May 14, 2020
(The Week)
 
 
 
America can't govern itself anymore because conservatives are snowflakes or something
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Wed May 13, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Of course it's safe to open up the country. Look at the figures in red states...Oh my
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Fri May 08, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
For those of you that thought Massachusetts didn't have any Republicans, save the Governor, here's a video with every one of the morons crowded together protesting
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Fri May 01, 2020
(Fox News)
 
 
 
What do corona virus first responders need? Nuclear support
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Wed April 29, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Orange County Florida makes it obvious that they are a county in name only and what they really are, is, in fact , Disney's biatch
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Headline is still six words too long
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Fri April 24, 2020
(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Juneau who needs a joke?
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Thu April 23, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Scottish lockdown to be lifted in phases, no doubt starting with Loch Ness, moving to Loch Lomand, and ending with drunkenly stabbing someone in the neck with a broken beer bottle outside a bar at 2 AM
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Tue April 21, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
You might actually sit down for this one. Billy Barr and his Justice Dept. posse may join lawsuits against the Stay at Home orders that were reluctantly implemented by Boss Trump just two or three weeks ago to stem the tide of GinaVirus
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Scheisse. Oktoberfest is cancelled
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Mon April 20, 2020
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
3 Madagascar cities are about to defy the power of meme
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Sun April 12, 2020
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Over half a million Americans have tested positive for coronavirus
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Thu April 09, 2020
(The US Sun)
 
 
 
Wildlife expert with the National Parks Service warns that us humans could infect American bats with coronavirus and turn them into blood-sucking flying zombies. Also wants us all to sleep tight
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Wed April 08, 2020
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
'Jesus' is back just in time for Easter, this time in a tree trying to lure gullible followers to their deaths (possible nsfw content on page)
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Mon April 06, 2020
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Hindsight in 2020. Detroit Auto Show's decision in 2018 to move from January to June looks like genius
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Fri April 03, 2020
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Meanwhile in the Philippines, things have escalated quickly
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
6ix9ine out after serving 1ne7even of 2wo4our
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Thu April 02, 2020
(Indy100)
 
 
 
Boris Johnson's popularity increases 30% since pandemic began and no one really knows why
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Wed April 01, 2020
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Arizona reports 29 deaths, 1,413 cases statewide. But it's a dry cough
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Mon March 30, 2020
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Shoprite announces 70% off
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Declining ridership due to quarantine orders has led New York's MTA to run fewer trains ...which has led to some very crowded cars where "social distancing" is impossible-so they're going to send the NYPD to force people off overcrowded trains
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Sat March 28, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Wait, he lied?
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Fri March 27, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
Yeah, I'll have a #1 with a Coke and a apple pie, oh and by the way you're class Valedictorian
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(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
If you combine Gov. Stitt and faith leaders you get Sith, just sayin'
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Thu March 26, 2020
(Fox 40 Sacramento)
 
 
 
_________ has been deadliest day in reported coronavirus deaths in US is the new evergreen headline
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Wed March 25, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
How is the USA dealing with the coronavirus outbreak you ask? Depends on which one of the two "US of A"s you're talking about?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
A group of Chinese immigrants have created a live coronavirus tracker for North America that includes county level data based on confirmed sources
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Mon March 23, 2020
(Ozy)
 
 
 
Scandinavia is showing incredible numbers of coronavirus infections. But the truth is that's bad news for us more than them because they are doing actual thorough testing
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump says he hasn't consulted any of the four living former presidents for advice about how to handle the Coronavirus pandemic because he didn't want to "bother" them, and besides "I don't think I'm going to learn much"
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Sat March 21, 2020
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Missionary group decides the last uncontacted tribes in the Amazon shouldn't miss out on the coronavirus fun
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(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
XFL 2.0 folds faster than the first incarnation
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Wed March 18, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Jesus to stop receiving visitors because of Coronavirus
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Tue March 17, 2020
(The Street)
 
 
 
Corona virus develops taste for Gorilla Glass
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(Law.com)
 
 
 
Trial lawyers react to covid19 the only way they know how
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(CNN)
 
 
 
I wonder when they will figure out the US already IS Italy
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Mon March 16, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Kristofer Hivju tjests pjosjitijve fjor cjorojna vjirjus
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
With confirmed coronavirus cases nearing 1,000, New York Governor Cuomo lays out an emergency plan to build new hospitals. Unlike China who built one in 10 days, these will probably be finished in 2023 due to unions
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
John Oliver slams Trump's botched handling of the Coronavirus, including his refusal to take responsibility at disbanding the pandemic office; "That is a level of dodging responsibility that Trump has been perfecting ever since he was not in Vietnam"
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Sat March 14, 2020
(India Today)
 
 
 
The Discman is alive and well
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(Politico (Europe))
 
 
 
Russia closing borders with Poland and Norway. But if you check the Johns Hopkins map they're still nearly free of any infections. So weird. They wouldn't lie to the world and their own citizens about that sorta thing, right?
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
President Harry S. Truman: The buck stops here. President Donald J. Trump: I take no responsibility
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Fri March 13, 2020
(CNBC)
 
NewsFlash
 
Trump schedules market crash for 3:01pm. Time to short some stocks (LGT live stream)
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Thu March 12, 2020
(The Week)
 
 
 
Norway Down: This is news, and not the script for the next film starring Gerard Butler,Morgan Freeman and Cole Hauser
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Now for a limited Broadway run, Who's Afraid of the Coronavirus?
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Coronavirus is destroying the sex party scene. Yes hands off orgies will not become a thing
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Tue March 10, 2020
(Billboard)
 
 
 
Coachella? More like Noachella
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Mon March 09, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Broadway: The show must go on, unless you are sick
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Fri March 06, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Pennsylvania governor confirms the first two cases of Coronavirus in his state reminds residents that in the state its available ONLY by the case, and only from licensed package stores
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(Crypto Currency News)
 
 
 
The U.S. is now starting to export cases of coronavirus, which should narrow the trade gap with China
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