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Mon June 18, 2018
(Wired)
 
 
 
Mathematical analysis of this crazy Japanese slide
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Sun June 17, 2018
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Despite two arrests in a nine-month span, New York Jets wide receiver Robby Anderson doesn't expect an NFL suspension. "I didn't do nothing wrong and the truth came out"
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Will Ronda win her first title in WWE? Will WWE finally get its first Japanese top title holder? Will Roman-Jinder steal the show in the main event? Who walks out with the briefcases? MITB PPV, New 7pm ET start on the WWE Network
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(Some Steps)
 
 
 
Photoshop this wild staircase
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Sometimes hot dates just can't wait, which is why you should always have a razor handy in case you need to shave your legs on the NYC subway
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Giuliani continues his attempt to out-crazy Trump. He's putting on a strong effort. I suggest doing backflips while shouting, "Trump is my lover"
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Sat June 16, 2018
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Drummer Nick Knox comes down with a fatal case of The Cramps at 60
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
In case you think the G7 Summit couldn't have gotten any worse, Trump suggested shipping 25 million Mexicans to Japan so the Japanese prime minister could better understand the immigration problem
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(Chron)
 
 
 
Headline: Authorities searching for 'Wee Willie Dangles' in Woodlands streaking case
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(Fredericksburg)
 
 
 
The next time you get a 7-11 hotdog, think of this
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Alex Jones' ex-wife wants none other than Stormy attention-whore attorney Michael Avenatti to represent her in their acrimonious child custody case
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Fri June 15, 2018
(MSN)
 
 
 
Boris Becker becomes a sports attache for Central African Republic and now is claiming diplomatic immunity to protect him from bankruptcy proceedings
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Hey, hey, hey. Bill Cosby has fired his entire legal team
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Tweet is a scan from a page of book that tells how Sen. Joe McCarthy played the press during his reign of terror. Subby now has an advanced case of Déjà vu. In unrelated news, George Santayana has concluded we are truly damned
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(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
In case of ninja attack, your bullet train seat cushion can be used as a shield. In case of a water landing, you're on your own
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Thu June 14, 2018
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
NYC's coolest intern creates bring your grenade to work day
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Sessions warns IG report on Clinton email case could lead to more firings, apparently of people who have been fired already or have never worked for the FBI
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Fresh off killing net neutrality, Ajit Pai plans to change limits on how many stations a company can own so Sinclair can proceed with its massive takeover of local broadcasting
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Sly? Not so much
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Wed June 13, 2018
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Suitcase gets 165 miles per gallon, has room for very small, very cute passenger
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Pay no attention to the last 70 years of behavior, citizen Cheeto Jesus is on the case
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(Japan Today)
 
 
 
"Honey, I'm home" "BUT YOU'RE DEAD" "I got better"
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
A long-running legal spat between Marvel Entertainment CEO and his neighbor may lead to US citizens finally having property rights over their DNA
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Topless pics appeals case may feature Meghan Markle looking sexy cooking hamburgers. Yeah, not sure what to make of it, can't really go wrong with sexy hamburger cooking
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Uǝɥoɔ lǝɐɥɔıɯ
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Tue June 12, 2018
(Comic Book)
 
 
 
Why the Batsignal was necessary
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Mueller: Russia's coming for 2018, yo
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
During a court hearing, Drummond handed (the prosecutor) an envelope purporting to be a letter. When the envelope was opened by (the prosecutor) in court, it was found to contain only fecal matter," according to the district attorney's office
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
DOJ lawyer argues that it's not Trump's fault that he accepts bribes
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Mon June 11, 2018
(Hindustan Times)
 
 
 
Kitchen towels can kill you and your family. Unless you're a vegetarian, in which case you can steam the towels and serve them over brown rice
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
George R.R. Martin assures his work on the Game of Thrones prequel won't delay The Winds of Winter. Just everything else will
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Deputy accidentally drops his phone into woman's purse during DUI checkpoint. Now has to explain to bosses all the photos on it of women in lingerie in hotel rooms and texts about sending them gift cards
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Sat June 09, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
There is no law that says your local pharmacy has to fax a prior authorization to your doctor to make sure you get the life saving medications you need, but the Massachusetts State Supreme Court says that they should probably do that anyway. Probably
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Fri June 08, 2018
(KCBY Coos Bay)
 
 
 
Vandals steal stool from vault toilet. Though the thief may have a #2 accomplice, police won't rule out a turd suspect
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
In case there was any doubt, Donald J. Trump, President of the United States, outs himself as a Russian Agent and demands that Russia be readmitted to the G-7
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Thu June 07, 2018
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Las Vegas hockey fan sent a cease and desist letter for having a Golden Knights Flag over his garage. Accuses the HOA of being Capitals fans. Well I guess this argument may be settled this evening
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Lawmakers believe Zuckerberg may have withheld information during his recent testimony to Congress. Really. You don't say. Shocking
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Manhattan teen suffers acute case of affluenza and breaks into Hamptons mansion to throw a rager. Luckily the police arrive the next morning to revive him on the front lawn with Narcan
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Tesla's new Gigafactory robots not fully functional, don't even look remotely human. Sarah Connor readies the hydraulic press just in case
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Wed June 06, 2018
(MSN)
 
 
 
Ugly ass welfare recipients plan on having copious amounts of unprotected sex in order to produce even more ugly ass welfare recipients
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
World's Oldest person turns 129 and wants to die. Which will happen any day now that it's posted on Fark
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(Argus Leader)
 
 
 
After the Supreme Court's ruling in the wedding cake case, SD lawmaker becomes the first to hop on the slippery slope and ride it ALL the way to the bottom, arguing on FB that business should also be allowed to 'turn away people of color,' too
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(WBIR Knoxville)
 
 
 
Now that the SCOTUS has ruled for owner of Colorado bakery, Tennessee hardware store owner puts up 'No Gays Allowed' sign up at his business. Welcome to Trump's 'Murica
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(KSN Wichita)
 
 
 
The case is heavy, but the evidence is concrete
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
A car thief on LSD tells police he thought he was playing 'Grand Theft Auto.' And if he was on mushrooms it would have been Super Mario Bros
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(Golf Digest)
 
 
 
Golf is a gentleman's game and players are kind to each other, except in Oklahoma
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(Decider)
 
 
 
Local TV news anchor somehow manages to make an event about appreciating inflatable slides and balloons even more cringier than it already is
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Tue June 05, 2018
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
"Magnetic helium makes superfluid time crystal" is not just something your dad said at college after eight Friday-night bong hits
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(Digital Trends)
 
 
 
Subby: Alexa, who should I bet my children's college fund on? Alexa: The Warriors
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Trump to be deposed in one of his sexual assault cases, the Eagles are now America's team, and April Ryan puts Sarah Sanders in her place. This is YOUR MSNBC Discussion thread. Stock up on snacks and booze. Party starts at 8PM EDT
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Don't tamper with your sausage at work
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Might a 100% interest rate be too high? Or is the sky the limit? The California Supreme Court will decide
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
White House aides believe Trump hired legal team that reflects who he is
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Kobe Steel's headquarters raided in case of data tampering
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Regional breweries, other beverage makers, glass producers, recyclers, and greens are trying to bring back the olde-timey tradition of returnable beer bottles in sturdy wooden cases. "I just think it tastes better in those seasoned bottles"
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
If you thought the Larry Nassar Scandal gave MSU a black eye the school's Health Physicist wants you to hold his beer, bathe Flash The Basset Hound, bring him to his tent & Sparty On
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Mon June 04, 2018
(Fox 13 Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Used to be, Florida was tough. Nowadays, everyone gets their panties in a bunch over a gator rearranging their porch furniture
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Number of mange cases exploding among Pennsylvania black bears. In other news, Mangy Black Bears is the name of subby's Dead Milkmen cover band
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Marlins' investment of $173 million in free agents over past 3 years has been unmitigated disaster, leading to fire sale and MLB-worst record. Here's how those decisions went down (spoiler: in many cases the baseball ops president wasn't involved)
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Macron n'a jamais pensé que le léopard allait manger son visage
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(CNN)
 
 
 
No, this ruling does not mean that businesses can refuse services for gay weddings
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(Q13 Fox)
 
 
 
Two 15-year-olds out to prank motorists with the ol' floating teddy bear gag apologize for devolving into the Case Of The Garroted Motorcyclist
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Giuliani: Trump shot Comey. Deal with it
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Sun June 03, 2018
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Congo health officials confirm five new cases of ebola. This is fine, everything is fine
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Forensic psychiatrist who worked on JonBenet case shot dead. Prepare for a 20-year investigation and 16 Dateline episodes of speculation
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(Chron)
 
 
 
Leaked photos reveal that immigration courts use "mass trial" method where as many as 50 are tried at once. Public Defenders have mere minutes to make their case, and prisoners have to answer questions in unison, even though their cases may differ
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Sat June 02, 2018
(Fox 13 Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
It's a Florida mystery. Someone keeps mailing these Florida people $8000 in cash and they want to put a stop to it
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(WOWK Charleston)
 
 
 
First responders in Huntington, West Virginia, to become no responders for overdose cases
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Devil's weed came to Georgia, lookin' for soul to heal. The case was sad, seizures bad, parents despair you could feel. Days without that pain seemed a mighty fine thing, but the sheriff was called to enforce the law, and charges had to bring
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Ireland gives the UK two weeks to come up with some actual Brexit border patrol plans
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(Birth Movies Death)
 
 
 
Wonder Woman 2 will take place in the 1980s, featuring much better music than Guardians of the Galaxy
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(Lexington Herald Leader)
 
 
 
In which the pro-life author blames Stephen King for our bloodthirsty culture. This is not a repeat from 1983
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(Esquire)
 
 
 
Michael Avenatti has a theory on why Trump won't tweet about him: "He knows that I'll hand him his ass"
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Fri June 01, 2018
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Subway customer whips out ruler and finds '6-inch sub' is actually just 4½ inches. She must be fun on dates
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
HIgh school dean shoots student for not selling enough weed. Not saying he should have been shot, but an inability to sell weed at a high school is pretty pathetic
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(BBC-US)
 
Weeners
 
Air escaping through a hole in a dachshund's windpipe causes him to blow up like an overstuffed sausage. After a trip to the vet and a few stitches, he's properly deflated and good as new (with pics)
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Thu May 31, 2018
(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
Transform and roll out
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(Twitter)
 
Video
 
Video of Ukrainian agents calmly snatching suspect in Arkady Babchenko case as he walks down sidewalk
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(Android Authority)
 
 
 
"Ok Google, shoot the intruder". "Would you like the intruder maimed or killed?"
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Wed May 30, 2018
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Trump decides he is tired of this old decrepit transatlantic alliance, as he imposes tariffs on EU steel and aluminum. In case you are wondering, yes, this will likely help Putin's Russia a lot
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
After being told he would have to stop the publicity tour if he wanted to represent Stormy in the Cohen case, Avenatti withdraws motion to do so
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Tue May 29, 2018
(Lowering the Bar)
 
 
 
Texas Jury: This BBQ joint's logo could be easily confused with this gas station's. Fark: One is an alligator, the other is a beaver
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Missouri Governor Eric Greitens (R) expected to announce resignation to spend more time with family, amateur photography hobby *UPDATE: It's official
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(Axios)
 
 
 
In case anyone still thought they might get a raise from those tax cuts: "Now, executives of big U.S. companies suggest that the days of most people getting a pay raise are over, and that they also plan to reduce their work forces further"
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Mon May 28, 2018
(WJLA Washington DC)
 
 
 
Las Vegas changes the iconic "Welcome to Fabulous Las Vegas" sign to support the Golden Knights. Fark: All lowercase
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(KFC)
 
 
 
KFC ups the creepiness level another notch: Enter to win a body sized Colonel Sanders pool floatie that holds you, your drink and a bucket of chicken
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Sun May 27, 2018
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Mutiny festival canceled after two people mutiny against life
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Fri May 25, 2018
(GOG)
 
 
 
Apparently the usual submitter is out, so this is an attempt at a substitute gaming discussion. Link goes to a discounted Unreal Gold, in case you missed the opportunity to grab it for free a few days ago. What was your first online PvP experience?
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Thu May 24, 2018
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
You would think extremists are the most hostile to democracy, but NOOOOO... it's those crafty centrists
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Police arrest woman on suspicion that she had let her 5-year-old ingest cocaine, saying the boy was "acting erratically." Woman released and charges dropped after it turns out that the kid was just "acting like a 5-year-old boy"
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Wed May 23, 2018
(CBC)
 
 
 
This is what happens if you are a police officer and you called backup while high
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Mike Pompeo says without a trace of irony that we haven't done enough to protect our elections from the Russians
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
The FBI's "highest priority seems to have been protecting Trump from being damaged"
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
"A revealing new survey about the drinking habits of millennials showed many startling facts, but the one that most got my notice was this: 3.47 percent of millennial men are liars"
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(The Mary Sue)
 
 
 
The sinkhole that opened up on the White House lawn? It happened exactly one year after a sinkhole opened up on the Mar-a-Lago lawn. Spooky tag is off looking for Buffy
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Tue May 22, 2018
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
"Doctor" who plead guilty and was sentenced to 45 years in prison for misdiagnosing/over-treating 553 patients with cancer and raking in over $17 million in fraudulent billings has decided he's not guilty after all and wants his conviction tossed
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Ugly-ass baby elephant arrives 3 months late, leaving mom with a 25-month pregnancy (pics)
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Model arrested and fined after flashing her underwear in McDonald's. The fast food giant has threatened to prosecute her for "damaging the company's reputation." That's the joke
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Jeff Sessions devises a way to deport an additional 350,000 immigrants whose cases were already settled
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Mon May 21, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
And now, some fearmongering about Mueller overstepping his bounds in a story about him filing motions
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Tonight, on Supergirl, In order to save Sam, Kara turns to a cult. Meanwhile, James considers coming out as Guardian. (CW 8ET) Later, on iZombie, Clive and Ravi work to solve a case while Major locks Liv in a yellow submarine. (CW 9ET)
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Kids died, meh. It's not like they were White fetuses
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Malaysia's 'diamond obsessed' First Lady puts Imelda Marcos to shame after going on $6 billion shopping spree. Police seize 72 suitcases with jewellery, cash and handbags
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Man who wears dresses and flamboyantly fabulous hats proclaims his love of gay men
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(The Virginian-Pilot)
 
 
 
Please note: while there are many effective ways to sabotage your own legal defense, copyrighting your homemade child porn is high on that list
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(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Kaepernick collusion case proving that teams viewed him as a starting quarterback
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(Digital Trends)
 
 
 
How to make a drone out of pizza
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
The UK has decided to go full US and is treating all migrants like terrorists
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Sun May 20, 2018
(Fansided)
 
 
 
Madison makes some questionable decisions now that Junkie Depp has gone, and Strand is less than impressed with her choices. The Stadium isn't as safe as it once was. Will Laura and John be reunited? Fear the Walking Dead, 9pm ET on AMC
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(WCPO Cincinnati)
 
 
 
That'll do pig, that'll do
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Sat May 19, 2018
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Appeals Court rules against Trump, saying the case can move on to discovery. No, not the Mueller probe. No, not the Stormy Daniels case. The other one
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Bad: Airline passenger punches dog. Worse: It was a service dog. Worster: For a deaf woman. Worsterer: he also punched the woman in the stomach. Worsterest: she's pregnant
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(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
Driver loses control, crosses median, and slams head-on into semi. Texas jury rules it's the truck driver's fault for being on the road in the first place
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Did you watch the episode of Angel where the broody vampire gets turned into a puppet, and think, "Gee, that should be a show all on its own"? If so, Brian Henson has an entirely NSFW promo for a new show
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Michael Cohen tries to have Michael Avenatti should be barred from Cohen case due to 'smearing' Trump lawyer on TV, attorneys saybarred from case, citing as legal precedent: "It's the best we could come up with this time"
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Fri May 18, 2018
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
While nobody was paying attention, the Feds have shut down possibly the largest case of medical fraud on record
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(PR Newswire)
 
 
 
Turns out that "we're banning your AdSense account, keeping your money, and our robots aren't going to say why" isn't that great a business model anyway
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Strange lasers coming towards Earth from the huge ant nebula. Paul Rudd grins and says, "Top that marketing, Reynolds"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
In case you missed it, here's Bill Gates shiatting all over Trump. Ragetweets expected as Trump just wants to fit in with actual billionaires
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(Above the Law)
 
 
 
Must-read for the President's legal team: What to do when your client shoots themselves in the foot. Or in their case, shoots himself in both feet then fires themselves out of a cannon
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Ex-girlfriend of 49ers' Reuben Foster who had him arrested for domestic abuse takes stand in court to admit that she lied about everything and wanted to ruin his career
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Summer time, Trump's in court for being sleazy
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Thu May 17, 2018
(6ABC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
"Cocaine, huh? Well, I hope you brought enough for everyone"
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
So remember that Qatari that got wrapped up in the Ice Cube civil case? The guy Avenatti was going on about? Turns out Kushner's getting a bailout by a company whose second highest investor is the Qatari Investment Authority, run by that guy
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(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
Lucas Glover's Wife Blamed the Attack on Her Mother-in-Law In 911 Call
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Giuliani: We would be the 'laughing stock of lawyers' if we let Trump testify. Would be?
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Michael Avenatti has more women prepared to hit Trump Towers
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Wed May 16, 2018
(Metro)
 
 
 
Here's your answer to the age old question of just how many of each letter are there in a tin of alphabet spaghetti? Just in case you were wondering
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
White house is completely cool with North Korea blowing up their meeting, in fact they expected it. They would have been disappointed if they hadn't
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
"She researched how to remove gun residue, visiting websites titled: 'tips on removing gunshot residue,' 'suspect urinated on hands to wash away gunshot residue,' 'can urine block out gun powder' and 'five great uses for pee'"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
If you're going to write 'ignore him' when giving your employees directives about handling a customer, don't CC that customer
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Tue May 15, 2018
(The Grio)
 
 
 
"Cleaning while melanated" is now something that calls for a state trooper look-see. Members of a sorority cleaning a stretch of highway are questioned and their licenses run through the system
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(Some Lunch Guy)
 
 
 
Marketers present in-depth assessment of Global Plastic Insulated Lunch Box Market: sanctionative technologies, key trends, market drivers, challenges, regulative landscape, deployment models, operator case studies, and so on. Bring your THERMOS™
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Proof of alien warriors on Mars. Pareidolia warning
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Gandalf: "You shall not pass." Balrog: "RAWR." In this case, Gandalf is a nucleosome, and the Balrog is Nucleosome Destabilizing Factor. If you don't like bad analogies, read the article
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Sun May 13, 2018
(Delish.com)
 
 
 
"Jif upside down still says Jif... my entire life is a lie"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Like a desperate guy who was turned down by a girl, Tucker Carlson tears into Michael Avenatti for choosing Hannity over him, calls Avenatti a "creepy porn lawyer", claims he wasn't even into him anyway
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Dear Deidre: I know you hear all the time from people who ask if their hot bisexual friend's all-day orgies are a concern, but my case is different. My 16-year-old son can't get the grades to become an RAF pilot and is depressed. What should I do? (possible nsfw content on page)
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
MLB likes to discriminate based on color
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Sat May 12, 2018
(Tech Dirt)
 
 
 
From the "What the Fark" case files: court rules against the FBI, saying the Feds can't threaten to deport legal immigrants and add them to the no-fly-list for the heinous crime of refusing to become informants
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Rudy calls Avenatti a "pimp" for defending a porn star. Avenatti shares that video of Giuliani in drag kissing Trump
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(My ND Now)
 
 
 
If you happen to come across a case of 40mm grenades, the folks up there at Minot Air Force Base would sure appreciate a phone call from you
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Fri May 11, 2018
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Menendez: So what did the president know about the Trump Org trying to bribe the President of Panama to save their mob hideout in Trump Panamanian Pleasure Palace?
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Sinclair and Fox News are battling over a Tribune executive with ties to Sean Hannity. In any case, we all lose
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(Coos Bay World)
 
 
 
The recent volcanic activity in Hawaii might be a sign that Cascadia could be next
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Michael Avenatti promises more bombshells
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Thu May 10, 2018
(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
A federal appeals court asks attorneys in a prominent war-powers case to file briefs on whether they have allowed enough time to pass to make the case moot
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(Some Lawyer)
 
 
 
Hope Solo's DV case from June 2014 is still in state court. Why? "1) It's a high-profile athlete, who at the time had a penchant for 2) questionable decisions, and 3) allegedly wasn't particularly nice to the police officers investigating the case"
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Laura Ingraham accuses the media of embarrassing itself
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(Nerdist)
 
 
 
Disneyland's Loki gives a tour to a little girl dressed as Loki. Stay for the hug
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Detroit Lions coach denies that he was working for the Raiders in 1996
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Wed May 09, 2018
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Russian troll farm pleads not guilty, organizes rally to prevent Mueller from eating more babies
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(Delish.com)
 
 
 
Instead of getting to wear a costume once a year, your dog (or cat) can lounge inside a hot dog bun looking hilarious every single day
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Fifth day on the job, and Guiliani already feels comfortable enough to trash Avenatti as an "unsuccessful lawyer", presumably before admitting that Trump was the Zodiac Killer but denying being the Boston Strangler (those hands, you see)
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
....is the word for Andrew McCutchen's socks
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Tue May 08, 2018
(Engadget)
 
 
 
"Monkey Selfie: the Movie"? At least it's a better idea than The Emoji Movie
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
In what is sure to become a metaphor for Tesla, Elon Musk announces he's getting into the brick making business
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
"I saw them trying to pull my brother out. That's out. That's out. ... Might not be many playoff games I've played in, but he's been at all of them. That's out. Don't put him out"
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Mon May 07, 2018
(Above the Law)
 
 
 
Law school staffer arrested after faking being at work for over a year while hanging out at Hooters in Las Vegas
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Sun May 06, 2018
(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
Jury finds Santa Claus guilty of burglary, aggravated stalking for breaking into woman's trailer to leave her samples from his 90-pound sack of panties. Ho ho ho
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Trump visibly agitated as Mueller is interviewing his friends
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Sat May 05, 2018
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The show Cold Case Files celebrated how authorities and forensic experts caught a serial killer. Just one tiny problem: the man convicted didn't actually commit the crimes and was later exonerated. Shouldn't the show at least air a retraction?
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(WPTV)
 
 
 
It's not normal to find a credit card you think is a gift from God, use it to buy a plane ticket to Fark's favorite state, and then drive to Mar-a-Lago with the intention of smoking a joint with President Trump ... but on meth it is
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Fri May 04, 2018
(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Ford showcases smart window that allows blind to 'feel' the view. Google already working on 'drive by braille' while Uber just giving riders the finger
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
NBC showed itself to be a purveyor of real news by correcting itself live on the air
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
A 132-pound ovarian tumor is removed. Now with pics
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Judge in Manafort hearing: WITCH HUNT
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Roman Polanski's lawyers say they were "blindsided" by the decision to expel him from the Academy of Motion Picture arts and Sciences, say it was forced on him, without any warning, and they were powerless to stop it
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(Inland Valley Daily Bulletin)
 
 
 
The O.C.'s oldest cold case murder closed when stroke-addled perp dies, clucking like a rooster and insisting killer was invisible friend Doug McGath; "You wait 50 years to arrest a guy, you're going to run into the geriatric nature of the defendant"
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
This story has it all: lotto scam, Bigfoot, Americium-241, bacon wrapped tater tots, small town Iowan hero
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Thu May 03, 2018
(My Central Jersey)
 
 
 
High school baseball player sues third base coach for telling him to slide
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
Q: What happens to your debts when you die? A: Who cares? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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(Popehat)
 
 
 
Trump might have a legitimate and easy out in the Stormy Daniels defamation case. It is good that his lawyers are too stupid to know what dépeçage means
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Nose-picking masturbator nabbed months after terrorizing NYC subway riders in separate attacks
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
No roll
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Camille Cosby releases three-page statement on husband's sex assault verdict
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Paul Ryan to Family financial conference: If Dems take back the house, we'll no longer be able to cover up your crimes
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
After 28 years, Paulina Porizkova realizes she's married to Ric Ocasek
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Looks like Trump might not be able to pardon Cohen after all
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
According to Bryan Fischer, the First Amendment doesn't apply to non-Christians
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(The Spirits Business)
 
 
 
Jack Daniels suing a competitor's "inferior" whiskey for trademark infringement. How it could possibly be inferior to Jack Daniels is unclear. Perhaps the skunk that pissed on the dead hobo hadn't finished its course of antibiotics?
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Wed May 02, 2018
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Trump asks court to dismiss case alleging he is profiting from the office of the Presidency by owning hotels that foreign nationals can visit to curry favor with him because he has Presidential immunity
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Brooklyn jail guard hoisted on his own enormous, hook-shaped, easily identifiable petard
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Baker Mayfield hung up on Brett Favre's agent for not doing his homework before calling
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Tue May 01, 2018
(Guardian)
 
 
 
The struggles of modern dating - orbiting is worse than ghosting. In my day we just faked our own deaths
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(Blabbermouth)
 
 
 
Seattle hotel opens 'Pearl Jam Suite.' comes with industrial, grunge-inspired designs, all the band's albums on vinyl, little boy with Arms raised in a 'V'
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Mon April 30, 2018
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
U.S. Department of Justice removes section on press freedom from its internal manual
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
So, it has come to this: "During an interview on CNN, Fox News guest and American Conservative Union chairman Matt Schlapp made a case that it is not the job of journalists to inform the public when the president or his spokespeople are lying"
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Ypsilanti sees record cases of gonorrhea, syphilis, and chlamydia. Subby has record case of carpal tunnel from typing that
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Judge tells telecom company that they just can't change the price in a contract because they feel like it
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(Politico)
 
 
 
In case you were wondering why Trump nominated his doctor to lead the VA, it's probably because he is letting his buddy's doctor tell them how to buy a $16B IT system
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
Man sues France for seizing France.com. TOUT LE MONDE CYBERSQUATTE
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Popular Upstate NY cave offers nudist tour by lantern light. In case I can't make it, please give your mom my spelunk
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Sun April 29, 2018
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
John Bolton ... you're not helping
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
So, how did your team do in the NFL draft? If you're a Bucs, Cardinals, Titans, Bears, Jags or Bengals fan, crack open a couple cold ones. If you're a Chiefs, Saints or Raiders fan, might want to drink the whole case
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(AP News)
 
 
 
MMA fighter with links to Trump, Cohen is questioned by FBI. And in case you were wondering why, just take a guess what country Fedor Emelianenko is from
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Sat April 28, 2018
(Patch)
 
 
 
Bystanders find the body of a woman missing for months encased in ice near the Minnesota River which is kind of normal for Minnesota in April
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Stormy Daniels' lawsuit put on hold so more important indictments can be filed
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Fri April 27, 2018
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Vodak made from fog: something only a Farker would ponder drinking, but here we are
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(CNN)
 
 
 
In case you have forgotten, here is a synopsis of the MCU Infinity Stones in all their dark, gritty glory
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Greece's parliament is found to have no jurisdiction to investigate alleged bribes by Swiss drugmaker Novartis, so obviously they did nothing wrong in the history of ever and are good boys
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Attention: No more strapping AK-47s to your drones
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
23 and me to life
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Thu April 26, 2018
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Trump's tremendous, best words he used on Fox and Friends are now being used against him by prosecutors in the Cohen-SDNY case. Bill Cosby found guilty of putting his pudding pop where it don't belong. It's your MSNBC thread. Fun starts at 8 p.m. ET
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
If Cohen only has 3 "clients," one of which is a corporation, who was the $1.6M "shut up about the abortion" payment to? Hint: Broidy was not a Cohen client
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Attorney representing Stormy Daniels, says it was "hugely damaging" for Trump to acknowledge Michael Cohen represented him in Daniels's case, especially while live on 'Fox & Friends'
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
If you've ever wondered what Air Force pilots and tanker boom operators talk about during air-to-air refueling, here's your answer
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
In case you've ever wondered what it feels like to turn into The Hulk, Disney's got a force-feedback jacket and VR experience for you (w/video)
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Those Russian "diplomats" that were sent back to Moscow? They were really spies tracking Russian defectors in America, presumably because their lives were at risk from accidents resulting from their Russian heritage
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(The Intercept)
 
 
 
DCCC acting like a conservative mafia, case #101075 (now with audio)
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(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
Mythbusters knew what to do with an old water heater
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Wed April 25, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
One... two... three... four... FiF
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Suspicious cat like typing detected
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Amazon and Google stock trading halted on the NYSE due to the technical glitch of being NASDAQ stocks
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(Fox 8 Cleveland)
 
 
 
Body of man found in Lake Erie 38 years ago identified, hopefully not by smell
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(Radio Ink)
 
 
 
New York bringing back a tired, old guy way past his prime. Amazingly, this does not involve the New York Jets
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
With the 12th pick of the NFL Draft the Cincinnati Bengals select
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Tue April 24, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Tammy Duckworth broke a huge barrier for women with bipartisan implications
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(TC Palm)
 
 
 
It doesn't help your DUI case when your underwear has breathalyzer instructions printed on them
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(Nola.com)
 
 
 
Life can be pretty funny. One day you're running for mayor of New Orleans and the next thing you know you're pleading no contest in a public masturbation case
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Mon April 23, 2018
(Some Guy)
 
Video
 
Because normal mobile phone fishing games are too namby-pamby, Japan unveils "god-level" fishing game Fishing Strike for serious gamers only. Admire boobalicious babes, Satriani-esque guitar work, and great white sharks. Goddam
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Supreme Court 2010: Sentencing a juvenile to life in prison without parole violates the 8th amendment. Supreme Court 2017: Sentencing a juvenile to 240 years in prison with his first parole eligibility when he's 112 years old? Yeah, that's totally fine
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(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
World-renowned child poverty activist arrested in Nepal for bringing his work home with him
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Michigan mother charged with child abuse after leaving her two daughters in a suitcase on a curb. Psychologists agree that the woman obviously has a lot of baggage
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Sun April 22, 2018
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Avenatti: There is a DVD. Locked and loaded
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Sat April 21, 2018
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Stormy Daniels' attorney Michael Avenatti said if Trump doesn't show up for deposition "Maybe they'll send out the US Marshals for him"
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(USA Today High School Sports)
 
 
 
High school baseball team schedules wrong team, wins 82-0. Oops
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Fri April 20, 2018
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Smallville cultist Chloe collared
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(KPAX Missoula)
 
 
 
One breath/long headline challenge: 3 police officers disciplined for having sex on city property with a police clerk who was fired for stealing narcotics from the evidence locker which will result in dozens of criminal cases being dismissed. *gasp*
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Thu April 19, 2018
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
If you are the one who's been spray-painting tortoises, the Florida Wildlife Commission would like a word
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Warner Bros / DC Studios hire more women in bid to become relevant again and break off some of that sweet, sweet Marvel money
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Even most of Trump's staunchest defenders and strongest allies are worried about the possibility of Cohen "flipping"-and implicit in that worry is the assumption that Cohen is crooked as hell and there was nothing legitimate about his work for Trump
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The Difference Between OCD and Perfectionism. You're very irritated by a lack of a period at the end of this sentence, or not
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(Politico)
 
 
 
So it looks like Cohen doesn't want to deal with discovery
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Wed April 18, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump takes aim at the kind of people that might have six kids by four different women, three of whom were immigrants
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Will more shiat come out of the Cohen case? Will Hannity be revealed as the connection between Trump and Russia? Will Pompeo get confirmed? THIS is your Trump scandal rumor/speculation thread, "mid-week madness" edition (~5pm news dump)
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Rep Adam Schiff introduces the Abuse of the Pardon Prevention Act that would allow Congress to determine whether a pardon is an effort to obstruct justice. House GOP does The Hustle
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
For some reason, a reporter is saying the Pittsburgh police were warned to wear riot gear tomorrow, if by some chance a popular prosecutor working on a high profile case gets fired. Which would probably be good advice for Fark's servers, too
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(AlterNet)
 
 
 
Former Watergate prosecutor explains how Hannity opened himself up to criminal charges thanks to his lies over Cohen
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Southwest accident likely caused by long face-melting guitar solo
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Tue April 17, 2018
(Geek.com)
 
 
 
Ohhhhhh, who's murdering inhabitants under the sea? Death Note SquarePants. With a pen and some paper and a face full of glee, Death Note SquarePants
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
SCOTUS rules that crimes committed by immigrants that have a "risk of violence" are not enough to deport them. Bonus: Gorsuch was the deciding vote
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Trump scared shiatless that Cohen's cutting a deal
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Hannity used Trump's lawyer? Conflict of interest. Judge of Cohen's case officiated Soros' wedding? Nothing to see here
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Judge: The US Government needs to turn over copies of all seized evidence so that Mr. Cohen's legal team can determine what might be privil... Cohen team: ALL OF IT *coughs* um....We're thinking all of it is privileged, Your Honor. Let's go with that
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Mon April 16, 2018
(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
Stop sharing details from your personal history on Facebook. That's what TotalFark discussion is for
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(TC Palm)
 
 
 
Florida man asks one of the eternal questions of life: "What would happen if I stole some beer?"
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Front page news in the UK today involves an older couple outraged they can't buy meat pies before 9AM at their favorite grocer
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Sun April 15, 2018
(Metro)
 
 
 
"Do you have an inventory of what was stolen madam?"..."Yes I do."... "Well, we're a bit busy, so could you check on eBay?"
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Sat April 14, 2018
(Indy100)
 
 
 
In case you had any hope for our potential collective intelligence, here's a bunch of people shocked Barbie's last name is Roberts
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(10 News)
 
 
 
Man sues magician David Copperfield after his head injuries refuse to disappear
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(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
In-N-Out sues rival Down N' Out in what they hope will be an Open-N-Shut case
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(NPR)
 
 
 
In case you're worried Trump's humanitarian concern is not sincere, rest assured we've been admitting Syrian refugees: a whopping 11 so far this year
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Fri April 13, 2018
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
U.S. publishers say they're worried about the price of newsprint under proposed new tariffs. White House says it's just a case of pulp fiction
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
$3 million Bitcoin heist by "rogue employee" reported in India. Somebody at the Secure Bitcoin Traders Pvt. has got some 'splainin' to do
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Governor denies involvement in case of mummified monkey found in air ducts of department store where he worked in the 1960s
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Time for US to get a D I V O R C E
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Thu April 12, 2018
(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
49ers' Reuben Foster charged with three felonies in domestic violence case. Will still get a backup QB job before Colin Kaepernick
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(MSN)
 
 
 
This baby was born....four years after his parents' death
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Goldman just came out and said what we all knew Pharma companies were thinking
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(Science News Magazine)
 
 
 
Mexico has eliminated measles, unlike the US where a 2017 outbreak resulted in 79 cases. Seems they've been taking the vaccinations Americans don't want
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Wed April 11, 2018
(Nola.com)
 
 
 
There are over 1000 people who have been in local Louisiana jails for over four years because they couldn't make bail before their day in court, accused but not convicted of a crime
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(KNBC 4 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
LA District attorney is now reviewing a sex crimes case against Kevin Spacey
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Retiring Senator regrets his vote adding $190 trillion pennies to deficits over the next decade. Why didn't anyone warn him the tax bill would be so fiscally irresponsible?
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Judge dismisses case under the ancient legal maxim of 'he who smelt it, dealt it'
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Michael Cohen denounces jackbooted FBI thugs as "respectful" and "courteous" agents who knocked on the door instead of storming the office
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Reporter obtains copies from the court clerk of documents related to a 20-year history of tire failures. Goodyear responds by a) coming clean, b) stonewalling, or c) asking a judge to personally tell the reporter not to publish because reasons
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
Ken Ham can't find enough creationist workers, so he's loosening restrictions on who he will employ at his museum
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(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Dad stunned to find out his teenage boy paid $480 for one hour with a blond Scottish prostitute
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Tue April 10, 2018
(Politico)
 
 
 
Harvard calls BS on the DOJ's sudden interest in an admissions discrimination suit filed against them, since the DOJ hasn't acted for 2 years and their Motion to Intervene is essentially copypasta from an anti-affirmative action group's letter
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Supergenius with humongous brain touts his superiority over online plebes
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Woman accused of decapitation tells officers "Let me get my heads"
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Mon April 09, 2018
(The Register)
 
 
 
Someone discovered a new Adobe Flash bug, finally proving that there are more bugs than actual code
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Joking about packing explosives at LAX is no way to go through life, Trevor Davis
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Remember: Every mistake makes you wiser, stronger and less likely to get a security clearance
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Former chair for the Joint Chiefs of Staff worries there are too many generals in the White House
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Sun April 08, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Jeff Flake's son will try to take Arpaio to court once again
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Guy sues because of a bunch of jerk-offs
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Sat April 07, 2018
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Remember when scientists said they were "real close" to cloning the extinct woolly mammoth and bringing the species back to life? Well, they intend to start this year, having apparently never seen a single Jurassic Park movie (possible nsfw content on page)
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Fri April 06, 2018
(Vice)
 
 
 
FCC is refusing to release e-mails about the Ajit Pai "Harlem Shake" video. This is a real headline and not satire. Seriously
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Free meatballs served at testicular cancer event. What, no prairie oysters?
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Mueller seizes Paul's Moneyfort
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(The Newspaper)
 
 
 
Federal judge says Tennessee can't revoke drivers' licenses due to inability to pay fines
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(Courier Mail)
 
 
 
"Boy, I say boy ...that's quite an eviction reprieve you've given me because of my psychiatric disabilities of sounding like a foghorn"
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
20,000 cases of beer, dried beef and Jack Link's brand pepperoni? A lad could have a pretty good time in Montreal with all that
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Thu April 05, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
Ford Escape was the only small SUV to fail a passenger safety test. Apparently it got its name from riders in a crash having to decide how to get out
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Chinese Investor pulling out of Hilton, citing one-year itch, the herp, the clap, and a raging case of gonorrhea
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
3 KS men on trial for plotting the massacre of local Muslims are going with the defense that they were all talk and weren't actually going to do it. So it doesn't help that one told a undercover FBI agent:"We're already farking domestic terrorists"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Do you have Prince Albert in a can? How about Anna Kendrick in a suitcase?
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Wed April 04, 2018
(WGNO)
 
 
 
If you try to rob a food truck for the second time in one week, don't be surprised if the man inside decides to buy a gun and shoot back
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
A suitcase of pepperoni, an open window, and an English rock group with strange hair get a man banned from the hotel for 17 years
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Dave Chappelle sued by man who threw a banana at him. Experts predict an unfavorable ruling will be tossed on a peel
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Tue April 03, 2018
(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
Man yells 'come at me, bro,' while stealing beer from gas station and, well, you're reading this on Fark
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Trump seeks arbitration in Stormy Daniels case, as stipulated by the non-disclosure agreement he did not sign concerning sex he says he did not have
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
In case you're wondering why Sinclair employees don't just quit their jobs, come take a look at their non-compete agreements
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
A democratic lawmaker in Colorado was accused of sexually harassing women? Almost unanimously, CO's GOP-dominated Senate voted to expel him. GOP Lawmaker accused of the same thing? Eh. He can stay. Case closed
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Couple, whose maid's body was found in a freezer after they moved out of their apartment, has been sentenced to death in absentia by a Kuwaiti court for murder and wanton abuse of a comic-book trope
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(ABC7 San Francisco)
 
 
 
What will YOU do during a nuclear attack? What won't you do?
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(Salon)
 
 
 
SCOTUS: 'which part of 'no' was unclear?
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Mon April 02, 2018
(Metro)
 
 
 
Shocking video of Japanese baggage handlers NOT kicking the shiat out of suitcases, but actually cleaning the bags on the conveyor belt (possible NSFW content on page)
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Some guy claiming to be Tiger Woods is the odds on favorite to win this little golf tournament in Augusta, Ga. A tradition unlike any other, The Masters
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Zuckerberg thinks that creating an independent body like the Supreme Court to oversee Facebook could be the solution to their problems. First case to be heard will be Zuck vs. United States
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Just in case you thought President Trump didn't have an opinion on the whole Sinclair media bashing promos, he's come to tweet the record straight
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"Affluenza" teen who killed four is to be released from prison today. Says he is looking forward to getting on with his life, perhaps get a Cabinet position
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Sun April 01, 2018
(Food Network)
 
 
 
Just in case anyone needs a good curry recipe this year. You know, for no reason in particular, just seemed like the right day to offer this up
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Sat March 31, 2018
(CBC)
 
 
 
There are assholes, and then there are "suing 10-year-old child because I ran into her bike while jogging" assholes
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
Missouri lawmakers consider reversing post-Ferguson court reforms because limiting revenue-based law enforcement reduced municipal revenue
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(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
Decreasing female population in China has men applying to Women's University to improve chances of finding a girlfriend
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Remember No Man's Sky? You know, the space exploration game? The one that started off really cool and then kinda went thud? No? Well, anyway, they're announcing a "huge" update soon just in case you're curious
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Fri March 30, 2018
(Tom's Hardware)
 
 
 
Users discover that Facebook has been keeping their unpublished videos from as early as 2008
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
If you're the thief that stole the ashes of a police officer from his widow, be aware that you've urned the ire of the police
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Citizens for Responsibility and Ethics in Washington and Democracy 21 have filed a criminal complaint against Steve Bannon, the Trump campaign, the John Bolton Super PAC, Cambridge Analytica, Alexander Nix, and SCL Elections
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(Komo)
 
 
 
Mary Kay Letourneau's husband is now old enough to drink
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(Patch)
 
 
 
Plea entered in 'Treehouse of Child Porn' case. 'Bestiality Yurt' and 'Log Cabin of Forcible Sodomy' cases presumably still ongoing
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(WPTV)
 
NewsFlash
 
Pulse Nightclub gunman's wife found not guilty
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Thu March 29, 2018
(Fox 59)
 
 
 
Ever notice how 'Indiana' and 'large cockfighting bust' often appear together?
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(AOL)
 
 
 
Please note: not everyone will accept your therapy goat
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Sea of Thieves experiences first wave of in-game acts of theft and piracy
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(Time)
 
 
 
The Secret Service appears to be monitoring your facebook account for anti-Trump comments. Man, hope they don't start looking at Fark accounts...hold on, there's a knock at my door
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
A student received F's for every class since 8th grade, yet nobody intervened and he was advanced every year. Last week, he received a notice saying he isn't going to graduate
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
First Lady may be First Lady to be First Lady Gone Girl
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Tesla is about to implode, says hedge fund manager that has invested his entire nut on the premise that Tesla will implode. Also, no collusion
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(WIBX 950 Utica)