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Fri December 09, 2022
(WAVY Virginia)
 
 
 
Mooving to a new healthcare plan
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Steve Cohen doesn't care about the Steve Cohen tax
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Decacorn becomes Octocorn
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Thu December 08, 2022
(The Mainichi (Japan))
 
 
 
Nagasaki hospital suspends oral care department after dentists botch three different wisdom teeth procedures in three years. Director vows to dig into root of problem, which given this crew makes it seem like recipe for more pain
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(News Center Maine)
 
 
 
World-renowned sword swallower slices into his abdominal cavity, stabs his own liver, starts to look on Indeed for a new career, maybe something working for Band-Aid bandages
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Bee careful when moving your hives
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Wed December 07, 2022
(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Disabled pup, Gravity was abandoned, but hasn't let that keep him down. He's been in foster care for 2 years and really loves his foster mom, but what he would love even more is a forever home that can meet his special needs in time for Woofday Wetnose Wednesday
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(Some Prankster Pup)
 
 
 
Dog pulls fire alarm at day care, earns Caturday detention
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Tue December 06, 2022
(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
Iconic 1978 doc "Scared Straight," used to scare young punks into avoiding life of crime, lives on in Japan, where template is used for live stuntman demos scaring little kids into observing traffic safety
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
"I don't care how messy your accounting is - you're definitely going to notice if you find an extra $8B .Even the most gullible person should not believe Sam's claim that this was an accounting error.It's stolen customer money, plain and simple"
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Mon December 05, 2022
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Deion Sanders to his new team on the first day of work: "GET THE FARK OUT. ALL OF YOU"
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(Lehigh Valley Live)
 
 
 
Judge announces retirement, can not say that he is running for DA, instead he says that he wants to continue his legal career and there is an election for DA next year so that is totally different
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Sun December 04, 2022
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
1000s of families complain Christian Care Ministry Medi-Share program won't cover their medical bills after paying into its "Biblical stewardship and responsibility" coverage. They did pray for their clients though
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Please, PLEASE give him a vasectomy while he's there
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Sat December 03, 2022
(Politico)
 
 
 
Herschel Walker (R) tries to avoid missteps in final days before Georgia runoff...like a bull carefully closing the door to the china shop on the way out
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Fri December 02, 2022
(4Utah.com)
 
 
 
Sure, you want to 'see your mom.' But why did you want to 'scare the police?' And getting 9 felonies on your way to see her is sure to prevent you from seeing her very soon. Son, I am disappoint
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Thu December 01, 2022
(National Post)
 
 
 
Canadian astronauts are less like Sulu and Ro and more like Bashir and that smug hologram. Newfoundland Neelix apologizes
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(Bellingham Herald)
 
 
 
Wojciech Szczesny bet Lionel Messi €100 that he wouldn't be awarded the penalty shot during yesterday's match. "I don't know if that's allowed at the World Cup. I'm probably going to get banned for it. I don't care right now"
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
The first trailer is here for Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny. Watch Doctor Jones attempt to dial the phone to speak with his Medicare provider
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Kyler Murray responds to comment that Kyler Murray don't care about nobody but Kyler Murray
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Wed November 30, 2022
(KTVU Bay Area News)
 
 
 
Thanksgiving. Tom explodes into fire, ruining family holiday dinner. Difficulty, not a turkey
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
The GQP Hates it when you show the world what their policies do, so they're trying to punish the Doctor who spoke about a 10 year old rape victim having to leave the State to get medical care
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(Axios)
 
 
 
"McCarthy is at risk of a humiliating and potentially career-ending defeat" That's a shame
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Tue November 29, 2022
(UPI)
 
 
 
♫ Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer / Didn't have a single care / Until the night poor Rudolph / Got all farked up by a bear ♪
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Mon November 28, 2022
(Central Maine)
 
 
 
What genre of music would you put on while breaking things in a rage room? Subby's choice is Quiet Storm in order to scare the straights
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Italy has a $127bil debt problem it can't easily resolve. Doesn't care - has pasta, is Italy
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
What if the real groomers are the privatized state foster care system that has a bad habit of losing kids to sex traffickers?
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Sun November 27, 2022
(KTUL Tulsa)
 
 
 
Writer describes her path to creating scripts for Hallmark Channel movies. Before mocking her career choices, her writings get produced
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(Metro)
 
 
 
"I tried to open an affordable daycare. There's no such thing, I learned"
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Fri November 25, 2022
(Daily Star)
 
Boobies
 
Judge appears half naked on virtual court appearance. All rise (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Tony Robinson says UK care system is in chaos, sorely needs a plan as cunning as a fox who's just been appointed Professor of Cunning at Oxford University to set things right
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
The police either didn't realize the cameras were running or simply didn't care. They've been named, as well. Just another day in a Murica
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Wed November 23, 2022
(Vice)
 
 
 
And in today's what in the ever-loving f*ck is wrong with you people: far right attacks Club Q hero
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
BAFTA hosts "A Life in Pictures" career retrospective for an aging actress clearly nearing retirement after aging out of leading roles: Margo Robbie. Wait, what?
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Be careful what you say in Indiana. State AG is charging doctor who performed abortion on 10-year-old from Ohio: "If the doctor did not choose to use her patient, a 10-year-old rape victim, to further her own political agenda, we would not be here today"
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(Colorado Sun)
 
 
 
So you're a school administrator investigating sexting between students? Congrats, you're now facing jail time for possessing child pornography and your career is shot
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Tue November 22, 2022
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
The Affordable Healthcare Act hasn't changed outcomes despite our hopes? Golly, it couldn't be that it was hamstrung by Republicans who tried to repeal it 70 times, and then to restrict, defund, and prevent its implementation... could it?
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Senior citizens are committing more crimes, presumably to get better health care in prison
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Jay Leno reunited with his denim
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Mon November 21, 2022
(NBC News)
 
 
 
One of the heroes of the Colorado Springs LGBTQ club shooting was a veteran who did several tours in Afghanistan which explains why he was able to take care of a right-wing terrorist who hated the gheys
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(San Francisco Chronicle)
 
 
 
Someone is severely injured in San Francisco traffic every 14 hours. Maybe they should be more careful
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Hidden audits reveal Medicare Advantage plans are only advantageous to the plan providers
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Sun November 20, 2022
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Thanks for coming to career day, Mr. Treviño. Next up is Skyler's dad and he does data entry for Wells Fargo
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Sat November 19, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Ya know how all the signs and park rangers tell you to clap, talk loudly, or blow a whistle to scare off bears? Yeah, about that
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(WEAR Pensacola)
 
 
 
Niceville man arrested for not being nice after shooting two school buses full of daycare children with gel pellets because he was "just playing with the little kids"
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Fri November 18, 2022
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Proving that it's never too late to try a new career: Best New Artist at the Latin Grammys goes to 95-year old Angela Álvarez
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Stuffing, Dressing, who cares? Babish Basics instructional videos deals with all of it! Do not forget the raisins in your cornbread dressing
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Thu November 17, 2022
(Lehighton Times News)
 
 
 
Man complains to town about one neighbor shooting target practice "morning, noon and night" and another neighbor who shoots across the roadway at game. "When I say they are banging away, it isn't with small fire arms. I mean military grade"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Madison Cawthorn figures what's 2 months in the "I have to go now. My home planet needs me" phase of his political career
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(Keys Weekly)
 
 
 
Third baby dolphin born this year at Florida Keys' Dolphin Research Center. What could be cuter than baby dolphins?
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Wed November 16, 2022
(6ABC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Maybe media holding companies should not own hospitals
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(NPR)
 
 
 
If you notice a lot of MAGAts losing their minds this weekend, it's because Joe Biden's granddaughter Naomi is getting married at the White House. Don't bother telling them lots of other presidents have done this. They don't care
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Tue November 15, 2022
(TMZ)
 
 
 
It's official, Mariah Carey is NOT the Queen of Christmas. Nor is she Princess Christmas or Christmas Princess
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Remember the Ever Given? Containers of cabbage rotted. Here's the guy that made sure it's taken care of. Buy him a drink
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Mon November 14, 2022
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Major collaboration involving Ric Romero, N.S. Sherlock, and Capt. Obvious at the No F***ing Duh Institute of the Blingingly Obviously and Infinitely Repeated: Health care is too damn expensive
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(Empty Wheel)
 
 
 
GarLanD Isn't dOinG anYtHing...other than very carefully doing all the things you have to do to if you are even thinking of charging an ex-president with breaking the laws
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(PC Games N)
 
 
 
Be careful what you pick up in Elden Ring. It could be a trap left by hackers
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Care facilities risk being on 60 Minutes if people are allowed to see how they treat the elderly
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Sun November 13, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Regrets, I've had a few... Specifically these ten careers
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Fri November 11, 2022
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Most NFL players say they care more about the team winning than their own personal stats. Then there is this guy
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Kids in Ohio daycare discover the one simple trick for getting immune to measles without Big Pharma's vaccines
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Thu November 10, 2022
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Mariah Carey announces televised Christmas special. All she wants for Christmas is your soul
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Eight takeaways from the 2022 midterms, starting with the fact that "the electorate is more progressive than elected officials and corporate media pundits care to admit"
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(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Now that they don't have to care about the voters, the GOP wastes no time ramping things back up. Tennessee bill would make drag shows a felony
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(Merriam-Webster)
 
 
 
The Merriam-Webster word of the day for November 10 is 'lapidary' as in: "Rich patrons of a Gentleman's Club may suddenly find in their lapidary air"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Dear Slate: I just got a hot tub and plan to have lots of sex in it and don't care if the neighbors see me. I don't really have a question to ask or anything, just wanted you to know
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Wed November 09, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
And now for the voting news you actually care about, here's a list of the new places in the U.S. where you now legally smoke pot
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Tue November 08, 2022
(The US Sun)
 
 
 
A pilot with a 43 year career has an easy explanation for UFO sightings: cataracts and marijuana. Weed: is there anything it can't do?
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Mon November 07, 2022
(WWE)
 
 
 
Tonight on RAW: It's the fall out from Crown Jewel. How many recaps will they show? How much will they put over Logan Paul? Does anyone really care? Also, Seth hosts an open challenge for his U.S. title. See who takes it up starting at 8 PM ET on USA
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
You know, with Hifter, the more I learn about that guy, the more I don't care for him
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(The Philadelphia Inquirer)
 
 
 
Be on your guard. Ganon's power grows ... It rises to its peak under the hour of a blood moon. By its glow, the aimless spirits of monsters that were slain in the name of the light return to flesh. Link, please be careful
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Sun November 06, 2022
(AlterNet)
 
 
 
Mama Grizzly suggests that polar bears care more about their cubs than black bears care for theirs
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Sat November 05, 2022
(ieee spectrum)
 
 
 
Electrically conductive Play-Doh...who cares how it works, how does it TASTE?
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Can Georgia turn back Tennessee? Can Tulane take care of Tulsa? Can Alabama roll against LSU? Can Kansas State hook Texas? Week 10 of the college football season starts at Noon ET
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
From rapper to trapper, the Trap King drives through metro Atlanta looking for stray cats. He traps them and ensures they're spayed or neutered and get vaccinated if necessary before returning them to their colonies. Please welcome him to Caturday
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Fri November 04, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
One would think that a 39-year old, 17-year MLB veteran would be angry at his teammate for giving him the 'rookie treatment' after a game. But Justin Verlander says "it was one of the best feelings in my career"
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Nikola Jokic broke Wilt Chamberlain's record for most career triple-doubles by a center, plans now to go after Wilt's scoring record
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Thu November 03, 2022
(Cinema Blend)
 
 
 
Pushback on the notion that nobody cares about Avatar 2: 10 million trailer views in the first 12 hours. Argh. Subby really doesn't want to have to watch this movie
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Wed November 02, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Q: Why are there two National Donut Days? A: Who cares?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
A huge tunnel has opened up below Niagara Falls, but be careful. That's where the lizard people live
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Republican candidate pushes for repeal of Obamacare. This is not a repeat from 2010 or 2012 or 2014 or 2016 or 2018 or 2020
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(NJ.com)
 
Hero
 
Amar'e Stoudamire, who converted to Judaism (and played basketball in Israel after his NBA career), to Kyrie 'Der Fuhrer' Irving: "You made a mistake, so apologize for it"
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Mon October 31, 2022
(Screen Rant)
 
 
 
Less likely to scare you than a monochrome monster its the Fark Monday Movie Rewind. A thread to discuss the movies/TV weve seen this past week. What have you been watching? LGT Classic B&W Horror Films. Which did they miss? Which did you like?
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Sun October 30, 2022
(Axios)
 
 
 
Affirmative action will almost certainly be eliminated
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Lightning strikes twice for Black Adam, #1 with $25 million. $10 million worth of tickets to Ticket to Paradise keep it at #2 while Prey for the Devil has a hellish opening at #3 with $7 million. Smile scares up $5 million at #4
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Fri October 28, 2022
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Cujo se rend à Paris
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(NPR)
 
 
 
People don't really care what's on a streaming service as long as it's cheap
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Thu October 27, 2022
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Hungry emu gives a horror movie level jump scare to feeder
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Wed October 26, 2022
(Men's Health)
 
 
 
What The Rock was cooking is now preparing for her own WWE career
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Totally invest in your career, totally invest in your future. It's only $10/month
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Tue October 25, 2022
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
If (Temp = high) andif (Rain = none) andif (People = careless), isFire = true; else (wait1week = true)
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Americans inform some nebulous group of people that they need exactly $1.25 million to retire "comfortably." In other news, this is why Americans don't retire
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
You know who was also scared of inflation and wound up losing their democracy?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The latest Lego Ideas sets have been announced. Just be careful not to step on those insects barefoot, but if you do, be sure to take a Polaroid of it
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Phil Kessel ties NHL record for consecutive games played, obliterates NHL record for career hot dogs eaten
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
We've got 2 weeks to identify the armed vigilantes trying to scare people into not voting. Here's a start
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Mon October 24, 2022
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
It's expensive to be a movie star, which is why Subby chose to stick to his catering career instead of being famous and dating supermodels with sharp knees
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
This show is for anyone who's ever casually mentioned endometriosis (or fibroids) at a brunch, and then needed 12 more hours of mimosas to handle the ensuing show-and-tell of ailments
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Sun October 23, 2022
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Film critics: "Black Adam is the worst film ever." Film audiences: "Don't care, having fun." Film critics: "Dwayne Johnson can't act." Film audiences: "He can shut up and take our money"
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Lightning strikes for Black Adam, #1 with $60 million, Ticket to Paradise a vacation to blandness at #2 with $16 million. Smile slips to #3 with $8.5 million, Halloween Kills drastically drops to #4 with $8 million as Terrifier 2 scares up $2 million
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(WABI Bangor)
 
 
 
Careful this Halloween parents. We opened up this cop and there was a fentanyl dealer inside
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Sat October 22, 2022
(C|Net)
 
 
 
How to enjoy horror movies if you're too scared to actually watch them
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Fri October 21, 2022
(Politico)
 
 
 
LA mayor's office, where political careers go to die
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Today's Slatesplanation: Just how seriously should you take that poll showing that "independent women" no longer care about abortion as much as they care about Republicans saving us from Biden's failed economy? TL;DR: You already know
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Thu October 20, 2022
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Daycare workers who scared children receive adult time-out
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(Sky & Telescope)
 
 
 
Professional astronomers make discoveries using expensive observatories. Then an amateur makes a bigger find using 35 year-old archival data of Your Anus. Subby to look at the fine print his doctor's office asks him to sign more carefully
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Thursday Night Football kicks off week 7 of the 2022 NFL season with the Saints visiting the Cardinals. So, in typical TNF fashion we have a matchup of teams with losing records. Will anyone watch? Does anyone care? Starts @ 8:15pm ET on Amazon Prime
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Wed October 19, 2022
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Attention, seasoned runners and sports enthusiasts: your knees are less likely to hijack the plot if you take care of your ankles
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(12News Phoenix)
 
 
 
GOP candidate suspends his campaign after he is caught pleasuring himself near a child care center
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Tue October 18, 2022
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Four story rest home collapses in Naples. Bodies of the dead left in place as officials begin investigation
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
The Garden of Healthcare Delights by Hieronymus Bosch
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
Claire found something as white and bland as mayo that she can't stand
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Chris Cuomo: "Ye, just blink twice if you are being held hostage by Candace Owens"
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(Fox Business)
 
 
 
The Butthole Cut of Cats apparently not the worst thing James Corden has done
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Mon October 17, 2022
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
27 year old 'financially independent' woman is upset that her parents won't provide 'moral' support to her during her pursuit of a career in the beauty industry, and thinks they would benefit from therapy. It's an MLM isn't it?
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Nate Robinson's kidneys are knocking him out
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Sun October 16, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Elections are legitimate only when Republicans win
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Sat October 15, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Remember the good old days? When you'd just call in a bomb scare from the malt shop payphone to dodge an exam but school went on anyway?
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(KFVS 12)
 
 
 
Alley Cat Allies & Mayfield Veterinary Clinic held a "Feline Frenzy" on Wednesday, spaying or neutering, vaccinating, microchipping & providing other vet care to over 100 "tornado" cats, bringing the total to nearly 500 assisted just in time for Caturday
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Fri October 14, 2022
(Politico)
 
 
 
South Dakota to become the 7th red state to accept Obamacare's expansion of Medicaid . In all 7 the expansion came because of a referendum rather than action by lawmakers, It's almost as if the Legislatures no longer care about what the people want
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
When you absolutely don't care how it looks to be into your second box of wine on a Friday this early
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
I've said it before, Nyquil is not a valid parenting substitute
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Thu October 13, 2022
(UPI)
 
 
 
21 Jump Scares
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(Equestria Daily)
 
 
 
Just what kind of spookiness is just around the corner? It's the old haunted house kidnapping gag on My Little Pony: Tell Your Tale - Haunted House, where the only thing more potent than the scares is the garlic bread
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Republicans announce their plan to win the 2022 Midterms: "Cut Medicare and Social Security now, or we'll blow up the country." Seems rational and sane
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(CNN)
 
 
 
With an actual headline like, "Voters may care more about the cost of French fries than January 6th panel's compelling evidence," you might expect the Hand of Cillizza at work. But, no. CNN has others
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Tue October 11, 2022
(Huffington Post)
 
Video
 
Honey badger lives up to its reputation, fights three leopards simultaneously. Because honey badger don't care
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(Boston Magazine)
 
 
 
Today's high school kids don't care about varsity letter jackets. Also sock hops, pet rocks, and writing their lessons in coal on the back of a shovel
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Mon October 10, 2022
(NBC News)
 
 
 
But government run healthcare is socialism
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Cristiano Ronaldo messi around, scored his 700th club goal of his career
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Sun October 09, 2022
(Some Fly Guy)
 
 
 
The story of Lufthansa banning Apple AirTags in checked luggage has been greatly exaggerated. Such a policy would be unenforceable and passengers wouldn't care
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(AsiaOne)
 
 
 
Remember when A-list Hollywood directors and actors freely made movies depicting China in a bad light? Richard Gere remembers, since otherwise forgotten 1997 thriller Red Corner torpedoed his acting career
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Sat October 08, 2022
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Week 6 of the college football season brings us awesome matchups. Can Kansas stay undefeated against TCU? Can Tennessee tame LSU? Can Utah take care of UCLA in Pasadena? Who will have a big upset? It all kicks off at Noon ET
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
The Supreme Court case of Moore v Harper is over a matter that should scare the shiat out of you and could fark us all: Independent State Legislature theory
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Fri October 07, 2022
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Arizona MAGA candidate: I don't care for mail-in voting, that's why I go to the polls. Also Arizona MAGA Candidate: Voted by mail in 28 of the past 30 elections
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Maybe you shouldn't become a nursery worker if your idea of punishment for children when they're bad is to put on a terrifying Halloween mask to scare them into the next world
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Career Tip: Don't apply for a job with sheriff's office if you're a fugitive from justice
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Thu October 06, 2022
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Already the Elvis of the NBA, Lebron looks to make the obvious career turn
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
He is gone. Dennis Eckersley signs off the Red Sox broadcast for the final time, capping off a 50-year baseball career
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(Fox 7 Austin)
 
 
 
Kyiv city council gets ready for possible nuclear attack, announces it will set up evacuation centers, provide potassium iodine pills. Bonus article scare tactics: possible side effects of potassium iodide
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
And Ketanji Brown Jackson starts out her SCOTUS career by taking the conservative branch behind the woodshed
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Wed October 05, 2022
(KBZK Bozeman)
 
 
 
98 year-old radio DJ reflects on helping country star Loretta Lynn launch her career
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Careless 49ers lose second starting left tackle in two weeks; have checked the couch cushions and everything
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Rolf Harris is a very sick man. He's also gravely ill, reportedly receiving round the coc... er, round the clock care
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Tue October 04, 2022
(BET)
 
 
 
Warnock / Walker Senate debate cancelled due to SOMEONE not confirming that they'll be there. Care to guess which one?
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Planned Parenthood nixes plan for $8B abortionplex in favor of abortionmobiles
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Mon October 03, 2022
(MSN)
 
 
 
Elon Musk sends scathing message to Tesla investors: "I don't care about boosting the stock. And I loathe you. I loathe you all." Okay, I added that last part, but
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(Politico)
 
 
 
The grown-up money involved in the Truth Social SPAC merger is getting very twitchy as they are beginning to get scared they are the fleeced rather than the fleecers
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
TFG wanted to reveal a Superman emblem beneath his shirt after battling Covid, which would only make sense if Superman had spent his career abetting the Legion of Doom, slapping his name on the Hall of Justice, and strewing kryptonite planet-wide
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Sun October 02, 2022
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Have a uterus? Wave goodbye to proper medical care
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
It only took them about a decade, but Republicans are finally ready to give up on repealing Obamacare. For now
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(Connecticut Post)
 
 
 
I'm so very scared. Can't move, Help. Need advice, soonish. Oh god it hurts
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Sat October 01, 2022
(Make Use Of)
 
 
 
Want to improve your Windows performance? Kill these 9 processes. BE CAREFUL - don't kill the wrong ones - Fark will not be responsible if you Fark your system
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(TMJ4 Milwaukee)
 
 
 
Not news: Hyundai/Kia cars are exceedingly easy to steal. News: Hyundai finally has a fix for the problem. Fark (you Hyundai): At the vehicle owner's expense
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Archie Manning throws for 356 yards, 7 TDs. Not a repeat from 1969
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Red state Republican officials: "Medicare expansion is sochialism and we ain't gonna have none of that in our boot-strappy states." Red state voters: "Yeah, about that"
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Fri September 30, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The important question is: Can they still wear funny hats? The not so important question: Who cares?
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(UPI)
 
 
 
If You Give a Moose a Muffin it will follow you to Daycare
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Thu September 29, 2022
(DFW Star-Telegram)
 
 
 
Dak who? Cooper Rush joins Hall of Famer Roger Staubach and Jason Garrett as the only Cowboys starting QBs to win their first three career starts
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Wed September 28, 2022
(NPR)
 
 
 
"Overall, about a third of the 100 million adults in the U.S. with health care debt owe money for a hospitalization." 100 million Americans with health care debt. 100 million Americans. 100,000,000
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
We know everyone on Fark agrees with 25% minimum tipping, but how would you feel about surcharges added to your check to pay for staff Healthcare? It's about the employees not protecting the owners profits right?
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(Some Barefoot Contessa)
 
 
 
Claire's gone from pickle incidents to big sausage party
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(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
Family of man who died of Covid-19 lives with corpse for over a year, believing he was only in a coma. Fark: They were given a death certificate that he was officially dead when he died
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Tue September 27, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
The man who recruited fellow migrants for Ron DeSantis' flight to Martha's Vineyard was told not to talk to reporters. He told CNN
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Four people plead guilty in NC ballot probe of 2016 and 2018 elections. Care to guess which political party was involved? Go ahead, guess
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(Some Pilots)
 
Hero
 
*DING* You are now free to move about the country, and receive the abortion or gender-affirming care any civilized nation would provide on demand without question
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Looks like another Republican is scared of answering questions under oath. Shocking, I know
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Mon September 26, 2022
(The Verge)
 
 
 
iFixit presents what makes the Apple Watch Ultra tick, so to speak
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
The classic rivalry gets renewed for Monday Night Football. Can Saquon Barkley and the Giants crush the Cowboys? Or will Ezekiel Elliot and Dallas take care of business in New York? Kickoff is at 8:15 PM ET on ESPN/ABC/ESPN+
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Railroad companies refuse to give employees paid sick days so the strike is back on
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Sun September 25, 2022
(IMDB)
 
 
 
Broh, I'm scared. Rick & Morty Season № 6 Episode №4 "Night Family" at 11 ㏘ EDT on Cartoon Network
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Sat September 24, 2022
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Pennsylvania pumpkin so big it ends up being the pumpkin of Ohio
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Fri September 23, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Christians have a problem with using "love thy neighbor" quote on billboards welcoming women to other states for abortion care, calling it "Satanic." Wait til they actually read the bible and find out what God did to kids on many occasions
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
VA announces its first ever abortion procedure. Subby didn't even know it was pregnant
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Thu September 22, 2022
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Louisiana HS "Career Fair" goes full Evangelical Hellscape. Never go full Evangelical Hellscape
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Want to have a better sex life? Apparently, all you need to do is make a color-coded chore spreadsheet. That's hot
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Putin can send 30 million troops for all we care: they'll be equipped with slingshots and Nerf guns
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Wed September 21, 2022
(Salon)
 
 
 
Bill Barr never cared about Trump
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Jon Hamm apparently doesn't go commando. "I have worn underwear every single day of my life. First of all, who doesn't wear underwear? Yeah, I wear underwear. I've worn underwear every day of my life"
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Tue September 20, 2022
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Groom attempts to make dramatic wedding entrance using dirt bike. What could go wrong? (possible nsfw content on page)
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Mon September 19, 2022
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Mariah Carey, alt-rock queen
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Health care premium increases are going to put some employers in traction
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
They yelled "A cow herd" at him, but he just thought, "What do I care what a cow heard? I've got no secrets from a cow". Then it hit him
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Sun September 18, 2022
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Justin Herbert may want to have a different doctor take care of his fractured ribs
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Sat September 17, 2022
(SanDiego UnionTribune)
 
 
 
Meet Maribel Ramirez, a self-described "crazy cat lady". She's a caretaker for former San Nicolas Island cats & has provided more than 12,000 volunteer hours of service to the aging semi-feral cats since 2013. We welcome her & her feline family to Caturday
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Didn't read LOL
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Thu September 15, 2022
(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
You're psychologically scarring your infants wrong
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Doctors concerned over the latest TikTok trend where people who flunked out of podiatry school practice Baby Origami
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Wed September 14, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Tom Brady wants you to care about the fact that he's retiring again
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(HelenaIR.com)
 
 
 
Boy in attendance at bat-watching event: "Bats are my favorite animal, and black is my favorite color. I'm not scared of bats because I know a lot of things about bats." He also noted that Batman is his favorite superhero. That's just good parenting
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(Undefeated)
 
 
 
Careful what you wish for
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
A very happy reunion for a Texas family after their dog was found by the Houston SPCA. Cash had been missing for nearly 2 years, but thanks to him being microchipped, they were able to locate his family. Welcome to Woofday Wetnose Wednesday (w/video)
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(Daily Inter Lake)
 
 
 
Decoy cop car faces mandatory retirement after legendary career foiling would-be speeders, will likely need avenging by partner after being gunned down just days shy of pension
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Tue September 13, 2022
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Everything Trump touches dies, including his attorney's career
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Sure, the same way that bionics could bring chiropractic care into the 21st century, or laser-carved crystals could do the same for homeopathy
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(WINK Fort Myers)
 
 
 
If you have to take a drug test, don't give drugs to a child to test how much you can take before failing that test
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Mon September 12, 2022
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
A driver who has faced plenty of unwarranted criticism over his career, Wallace used his post-race interview to say he's thankful for his doubters to "shut the hell up"
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(Kansas.com)
 
 
 
Americans finally realizing their healthcare system sucks. Still won't change it
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Sun September 11, 2022
(NBC 10 Boston)
 
 
 
Very fine people threatening violence against a children's hospital. Again
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Sat September 10, 2022
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Ohio Senate candidate J.D. Vance (R-ussia): "I got to be honest with you, I don't really care what happens to Ukraine one way or the other" (w/video)
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(Hawaii News Now)
 
 
 
Hawaii's newest cat cafe, Toe Beans and Dreams, offers a welcoming space for rescued felines and helps empower the disabled youth employees who care for them. Please extend a warm Caturday welcome to them and their partner, KAT charities
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(Thrillist)
 
 
 
The 50 greatest pizzerias in the world have just been announced. Sbarro's snubbed yet again
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Fri September 09, 2022
(Tampa Bay Times)
 
 
 
Three Florida High School Teachers are perp walked for running 3 year scam where they took 100s of certification tests in advance and then gave the answers to their students as study guides. Pissed away their careers for $25-$50 per test
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(AARP)
 
 
 
I can't take care of Mom if I have a job. But I need the money from a job to better take care of mom. Help
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
If Trump accepts the DOJ's proposal, the judge will be able to avoid a career-ending embarrassment. 10 bucks says what her fealty will be rewarded with
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Thu September 08, 2022
(MSN)
 
 
 
The Compassionate conservative Dr. Oz said he doesn't think the poor have a right to healthcare but have a "right to access it" and suggested setting up health fairs where the poors could get 15-minute checkups "in a festival-like setting"
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Being arrested for buying meth and fentanyl outside of a fast food restaurant isn't the best career move, Ms. Head of the Louisiana State Board of Private Security Examiners
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Wed September 07, 2022
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Some of you may die, but at least we can stop pretending to care about stopping it
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Got HIV? Cancer? Heart disease? No more health care coverage for you, because it violates other people's religious beliefs just as Jesus intended
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(Financial Express)
 
 
 
The English are concerned about the number of Indians who have carelessly located their houses on British soil, citing the disaster that this caused in 1947
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
The intern has a method to keep white protein splatters off your clothes
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Google's CEO suggests cuts, saying he hopes to make company 20% more efficient - the evil will take care of itself
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(WSLS Virginia)
 
 
 
Summer has some mighty big pawprints to fill as Falling Branch Elementary's new therapy dog after her much beloved predecessor, Lyle, lost his battle with cancer. Please welcome her & Lyle's mom to this week's Woofday Wetnose Wednesday (w/video)
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Tue September 06, 2022
(Some Former Texan)
 
 
 
Handy list of "top in the nation" stats the next time Gov. Abbott or some rando Texan tries to tell you ain't nuthin' better'n Texas: #1 in total rapes, mass shootings, the uninsured, rural hospital closings, #50 in mental health care, access
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(Sporting News)
 
 
 
AFL legend Wayne Carey says white powder in his possession "not illegal". Included: totally convincing pic of Wayne Carey possessing "not illegal" white powder
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Have you ever wanted to leave work early? Well, it turns out that if you're a babysitter, leaving early might not be the best idea
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(KSL Salt Lake City)
 
Hero
 
When a Uvalde teacher was shot and lay bleeding for an hour before help arrived, 16 people did what they could to comfort her - even though one of them was also wounded. If only school administrators and police cared as much as 4th-graders
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Sat September 03, 2022
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Finally, our first Saturday of the college football season, where the action starts at Noon ET. Will Oregon beat the defending champs Georgia? Will Arkansas take care of Cincy? Will Notre Dame luck out on Ohio State? Tune in and find out
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
How do you watch Bucs games in Costa Rica? Asking for a friend
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Game. Set. Match. Career
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Fri September 02, 2022
(Comic Sands)
 
 
 
I mean, what's the worst that could happen to his career right now? He would no longer be able to open for Murph and the MagicTones at the Holiday Inn Express at the Las Vegas Airport? You know, the sleazy one off the B Concourse
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(KTUL Tulsa)
 
 
 
U.S. House of Representatives Child Care Center has a pest problem. Same is true for the U.S. House of Representatives except that the former's pests have four legs, tails and are much nicer
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Wife and I just moved to US from a civilized country with socialized healthcare. Can someone explain "the marketplace" in simple terms for an ex-expat? Seriously, I have no idea how this works. Tag for the US healthcare system
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Thu September 01, 2022
(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
Do you like pizza rolls, but hate the convenience of dumping frozen ones out of the bag onto a tray?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Vote for the cutest rescue dog. Yes it's a day late for Woofday, but they're cute enough that I don't care
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Wed August 31, 2022
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
"Addiction management" ...and the rest is just semantics
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(Slate)
 
 
 
You've probably been asking yourself why Snoop Dog and Eminem performed as Cartoon Apes who shifted into the Metaverse during the VMAs. Well, it's because....excuse me? Oh, you weren't wondering about that all? You don't even care? Alrighty then
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Tue August 30, 2022
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Josh Gordon's once promising career has really gone to pot
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
It was the salmon mousse
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Quack who has paid millions in fines for airing fraudulent health care and weight loss claims buys website suggesting that prison inmates prefer Fetterman. InmatesforFetterman.com sure to be countered by the actual, substantive OzforInmate.com
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(Big Think)
 
 
 
Physics and mathematics are not the same: only one cares about reality
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Mon August 29, 2022
(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
Some people are upset that Sydney Sweeney's parents might be Back the Blue MAGAs. Other people are too distracted by Sydney Sweeney to care
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Apparently all it takes to scare off China is one extra cruiser
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Be careful when rimming
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(Fox 43 Pennsylvania)
 
 
 
To battle staff shortages, a Mechanicsburg senior care center is using robots to do custodial work. So, it begins
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
British conservatives get their knickers in a twist when on-duty police officers do The Macarena at Pride event
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Sun August 28, 2022
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
KISS announce 40th anniversary reissue of album no one cares about
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The hacks at the Daily Fail carefully survey the political landscape, decide to double down on Team Evil
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Russian economy experiencing "slower burn" than predicted, unlike faster burn Russian ammo dumps are experiencing due to careless smokers
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Sat August 27, 2022
(Consequence)
 
 
 
Who cares?
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Fri August 26, 2022
(WTAE)
 
 
 
Must have slipped off of his leash
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Thu August 25, 2022
(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
If you're havin' bird problems I feel bad for you son / We got 99 budgies, so please adopt one
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
It's not the McDLT so no one cares
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(NewsChannel 5 Nashville)
 
 
 
Welp, Tennessee women, enjoy giving birth on the bathroom floor once Republicans finish chasing all the OBGYNs out of the state
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Wed August 24, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Five days ago: Former insiders give Amazon Care health initiative a serious razzing on Washington Post. Today: Amazon Care pays a house call to Google Graveyard
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Remember that judge who ruled that a 16-year-old was "too immature" to get an abortion but was "mature enough" to be forced to give birth against her will? The voters aborted his career last night
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(Houston Chronicle)
 
 
 
Moving from California to Texas for the lower taxes? Joke's on you, unless you're in the top 1%. But enjoy dodging bullets on the way to being denied prenatal care during a power outage, I guess
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(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
Myles Garrett wishes no 'ill' on Baker Mayfield, but would enjoy piledriving his puny QB body into the turf, causing permanent damage and ending his useless career
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(Tampa Bay Times)
 
 
 
Did you celebrate National Cuban Sandwich Day yesterday? Congratulations, you fell for a hoax. "I picked Aug. 23 because it's National Sponge Cake Day, and who cares about that?"
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Tue August 23, 2022
(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Late stage cervical cancer continue to rise despite an effective vaccine, and methods of early detection and treatment. Still no cure for evangelical interference and harassment, or American healthcare
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(Some Health Care Guy)
 
 
 
Amazon Care to team up with Ginger to add behavioral health services, distract her from obsession with Mary Ann
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Mon August 22, 2022
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Just your typical baseball career progression
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(GeekWire)
 
 
 
Amazon planning on getting into healthcare business. What could POSSIBLY go wrong?
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Let's see what's happening in the comments, "I personally don't care if Trump lures, cooks, and eats children." OK then
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Sun August 21, 2022
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Leon Vitali, Stanley Kubrick's right hand through much of his late career, has gone to that great masqued orgy in the sky
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Sat August 20, 2022
(Fast Company)
 
 
 
Let's weep: "Parents had the opportunity to experience school pickups and drop-offs at times when they would normally be in the office, handing off the responsibility to a nanny or other family member. Now, many cannot find appropriate childcare"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Woman who stole Pelosi's laptop on Jan 6th: "I took Nancy [Pelosi's] hard drives. I don't care. Kill me, Like [they're] gonna arrest me. They'll never take me alive." Now: Can I please have off house arrest so I can go the Ren Faire?
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Fri August 19, 2022
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
It's a toss-up which shiathead party to dislike more here, Tesla customer service or the Texas DMV? Either way, this new car owner is parked
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Michigan judge issues indefinite ban on criminalizing abortions in Michigan counties. "...the court finds (the abortion law) is chilling and dangerous to our state's population of childbearing people and the medical professionals who care for them"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Hyacinth wilts after 91 years. RIP - Josephine Tewson
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
College students who have kids have to work at least 50 hours a week at minimum wage to afford childcare plus tuition. But sure, let's continue to have slave wages and forced birth across a huge swath of the country
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Let's check in on the career of a former star of a TV series that is a global phenomenon...oh my
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(ABC News)
 
Hero
 
Ukranian MDs are refusing to go 'out of network'
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Thu August 18, 2022
(York Dispatch)
 
 
 
Subby's wife may need to strike because the school district doesn't want to give teachers a CoLA wage increase and affordable health care. Tag is for the school district
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Trump aides think a family member informed on him to the FBI, but I really don't care, do u?
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Hey Trumpy, be careful what you wish for. The DOJ says Oh no, don't release unredacted affidavits. So, Trump demands it. Sounds like a trap to me
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Yeah, I guess if I were a dog who was smaller than a cat, I'd be scared too
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Wed August 17, 2022
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Couple contracts Legionnaires disease from Bay area hotel. Must now speak with a French accent, and are expected to have a "fight to the death" attitude
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
James Carville reminds people that Merrick Garland's career specialty has been taking down domestic terrorists, having prosecuted the Unabomber, the OKC bomber and the Olympic Park bomber, so Trump and his supporters are in his wheelhouse
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(KTVU Bay Area News)
 
 
 
Freeway design helps homeowner update property 23 times since 1972. Engineers finally considering changing off-ramp or careers
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Tue August 16, 2022
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Mariah Carey tries to trademark 'Queen of Grinchness'. What? She what? Oh, HELL no
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
In case you doubted the awesomeness of America's health care system, look what happened to this woman in Mexico
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Mon August 15, 2022
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Should I throw away my husband and two children for some guy I had a fling with 30 years ago?
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(The Dodo)
 
 
 
Best wedding crasher EVAR
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Sun August 14, 2022
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Child Protective Services worker fired after suggesting a 14-year-old girl pursue a career in the oldest profession
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Sat August 13, 2022
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Next on the "I didn't do it" carousel: He was just careless and unprepared to move out. Aides packed up everything, so he had no clue what was in the boxes. It was the aides' fault
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Job advice from Rolling Stone. Hey Aqualung, how about telling all your readers who saw Zep in the '70s to retire so the rest of us can have a farking career
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Shark attacks are "the new normal for New Yorkers." But we don't care unless they'll have frikin' laser beams attached to their heads
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Fri August 12, 2022
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
$15 million and counting so you can get your goddamned sopapillas
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Guess where you won't get to use Medicare for gender-affirming care
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Ontario Premier Doug Ford swallows a bee while talking about privatizing healthcare
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Thu August 11, 2022
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Furrious Fark squirrel tries to scare off the iPhone in his face
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Car crashes into boba tea café, hits patron, and dooms Boba Fett's attempts to branch out from bounty hunting
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