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Mon March 01, 2021
(Vintage Everyday)
 
 
 
Let's take a road-trip through time & space with these postcards of 60's downtown American. Meet you at the malt shop, fellow travelers
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Wed February 24, 2021
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Canadians to get free postcards. What should I write and to whom?
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Mon February 22, 2021
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Netflix to release the "Snyder Cut" of Army of the Dead in May, so...meh to that
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Sun February 21, 2021
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
The biggest issue facing Britain is apparently whether or not to put a roundabout under the Isle of Man for the Brexit Tunnel (possible nsfw content on page)
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Sat February 20, 2021
(NPR)
 
 
 
Before you sell that rare baseball card for the millions of dollars it's now worth, think for a moment: Wouldn't you rather own cards for the nostalgic value? Wouldn't it be nicer to trade it away like you once did as a child, not profit from it?
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Fri February 19, 2021
(MEL Magazine)
 
 
 
College janitor finds just about what you'd expect in dorm rooms at a major party school while working over the semester breaks ...cash, gift cards, forgotten weed, vomit, and a lot of used condoms
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Thu February 18, 2021
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Edible holograms to make fancy cakes even dearer. But they still haven't figured out edible gifs
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Good news, everyone. Nvidia is nerfing cryptomining on their video cards
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Why you need to be very wary of "square waves" in the ocean when at the beach: It's Poseidon setting up a checkerboard to jump all over your ass if you go in the water
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Wed February 17, 2021
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
"I just couldn't control myself crying, asking 'Why me? Why me? Why me?"
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
"The NFL discards its players like fans discarding empty beer cans after a game." In other news, Ryan Leaf is bitter
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Sun February 14, 2021
(Some Cupid)
 
 
 
So what exactly is Valentine's Day anyway? Subby loves you all, but you won't be getting cards from him
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Thu February 11, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Tom Waits shares his favorite songs from his own works. Legend to the left, your Tom Waits favorites to the right
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Mon February 08, 2021
(Vintage Everyday)
 
 
 
Hey, comic-book people - impress your sweeties with these superhero vintage Valentines this year
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Sun February 07, 2021
(Readers' Digest)
 
 
 
Next time you play Uno, remember that when you land on Free Parking, you don't yell Snap unless your pawn can take another pawn with en passant, the pop-o-matic bubble
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Fri February 05, 2021
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Wayne's World. Wayne's World. Party time. Cardi B. Uber Eats. I'm going to hurl
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Jockey comes from behind ....WAY behind and pulls off 'ride of the year' on horse that went to 460-1 in-running before winning
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Wed February 03, 2021
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Not to be out done by piece of cardboard from 1993 recently selling for US $511,100, piece of cardboard from 2016 sells for $861,000
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Tue February 02, 2021
(Thrillist)
 
 
 
From the archives: How to win at playing Monopoly
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Mon February 01, 2021
(We Got This Covered)
 
 
 
Elon Musk designs his own Magic: The Gathering card. I'll allow it
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Thu January 28, 2021
(F1i)
 
 
 
Formula 1E
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Crocheted Bernie Sanders inauguration doll sells for $40,000 at charity auction after knitting nut with mad fast skills whips one up on the fly
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Tue January 26, 2021
(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Will Rick Moranis have a cameo in the new Ghostbusters movie?
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Mon January 25, 2021
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Someone spent $400,000 on a box of Pokemon cards
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Late credit card payments are at historically low levels in the US. This too shall pass
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Wed January 20, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Melania outsourced the writing of her "thank you" notes to the residence staff, because of course she did. Be best
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Tue January 19, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Canadian held in cells by RCMP for several days writes about her experience. Fark: in a thank-you note to her jailers
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Thu January 14, 2021
(Fox Business)
 
 
 
"It's the Mona Lisa of sports cards and I've been searching for this high-graded example talking to industry experts, dealers, auction houses, friends and I'm ecstatic that I'm now the proud owner of this iconic card"
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
World's shortest street is just 6ft 9in and is in the UK. Street continues to insist it was a cold day when it was measured (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Let's have a cake war, shall we? What is your favorite cake?
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(Canberra Times)
 
 
 
The wolf came in, I got my cards, we sat down for a game
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Tue January 12, 2021
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
House of Cards creator rolls the dice with TV series based on the board game Risk
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Mon January 11, 2021
(AP News)
 
 
 
Pope says women may read at Mass. Next thing you know he will be cool with them driving, having credit cards and wearing shoes in the kitchen
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Fri January 08, 2021
(Fark)
 
 
 
It appears no one won last year's Bingo game. Our cards were a bust. What's on your 2021 Bingo card. Are you looking for straight across, four corner, around the world, or just straight up Blackout?
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Wed January 06, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
JoJo's Juice is Appropriate for Children Ages 6 and Up
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Tue January 05, 2021
(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Okay, here's what we've got; The Rand Corporation, in conjunction with the saucer people, under the supervision of the reverse vampires, joined Wall Street, Silicon Valley, and Washington D.C. to steal the election from Trump, posits Tucker Carlson
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Mon January 04, 2021
(Geeks Are Sexy)
 
 
 
Collector's wife brings a complete set of Magic the Gathering cards to be appraised. Thinks it's only worth a few hundred dollars. Don't these people have the Internet?
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(CBS Boston)
 
 
 
In some cases, those restaurant gift cards you inflicted upon loved ones this Christmas may have meant a holiday bonus for restaurant staff
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Sat January 02, 2021
(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
Evidently doing God's work now gets you praised by Gene Simmons. Subby doesn't know whose side anyone is on anymore
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Sun December 27, 2020
(Metro)
 
 
 
You better send thank-you cards this Christmas
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Thu December 24, 2020
(Daily Star)
 
Weeners
 
That's a Christmas penis (possible nsfw content on page)
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Tue December 22, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
This soccer fight has it all... multiple players, fans and coaches going at it... a flying kick to the head of a player... nine red cards (video in Portuguese)
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
"Ach, I landed on the Scheiße porn square, and now I have to buy Depends"
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Mon December 21, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
If you're still missing "Trump goes to war with Iran" on your 2020 bingo cards, don't go tearing them up just yet. The US Navy just sailed two Aegis cruisers and an SSGN carrying approximately 250 tomahawk cruise missiles into the Persian Gulf
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(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
Monday night(ish) PL, Wolves look to get out of a mid-table slump while Burnley try to get out of the bottom three. Meanwhile either Chelsea and Aston Villa could end up 5th with a win. First match at 12:30 PM ET on NBC/Peacock
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Sun December 20, 2020
(Today)
 
 
 
What's more awkward than being stuck in quarantine with your girlfriend's parents? When you're dating the daughter of the former President of the United States
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Sat December 19, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
I've told my brother and his family that our family would like to stop exchanging gifts. Yet they sent us Amazon gift cards for Christmas again. Am I the jerk for not sending them anything? Or is he for not putting any thought into the gifts he sent?
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Wed December 16, 2020
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Eh Dawg, I heard you like stories aboot bison crossing at the bison crossing
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Tue December 15, 2020
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
If a flipped coin comes up heads, you gain 50%. If it comes up tails, you lose 40%. If this sounds like a reasonable proposition to you, there are some nice casinos who would like to speak with you about their platinum membership cards
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Mon December 14, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
Remember those $200 drug-discount cards for seniors that Trump bragged about during the campaign saying "Joe Biden won't be doing this"? Turns out, neither will Trump
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Tue December 08, 2020
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Three RTX 3090s fell off a truck
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Thu December 03, 2020
(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
This family understands Christmas cards
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Wed December 02, 2020
(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Get our your popcorn, bingo cards, and shot glasses- It's post-pardon press briefing time (1 PM ET, or after they've figured out what the pardon actually covered)
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Mon November 30, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
Thanks to the Republican party's continued refusal to pass covid relief, more and more Americans are paying rent with credit cards. Shirley, how will this end?
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(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
Two Monday matches in the EPL, hapless Fulham take on Leicester and West Ham and Aston Villa both look to get out of the mid-table doldrums. First match at 12:30 pm ET on NBC Sports
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Sun November 29, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Depression is real, and reaching out to family/friends isn't always in the cards. Also, in the US, the suicide prevention hotline is: 1-800-273-8255. (If this helps even one Farker, good.)
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Uri Geller misses being a Pokemon, not so much James Randi
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Fri November 27, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
This is how you throw a wedding
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Tue November 24, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
"Touching family moments are interspersed with Bible quotes that look like Hallmark cards, hyperpartisan fearmongering and conspiratorial misinformation" A 3 week look into what Facebook shows the average older user
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Fri November 20, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Medieval warrior found buried with sword and knives at bottom of a Lithuanian lake, hidden under mud for 500 years. Archaeologists say he wasn't really buried there so resurrection could be in the cards
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Tue November 17, 2020
(Politico (Europe))
 
 
 
"We are at a crossroads and nobody knows where this is leading...We will continue with consultations, but at a certain point in time, the Hungarians will have to show their cards on the table. Otherwise we are in deep shiat"
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Fri November 13, 2020
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Steve Bannon hasn't broken enough rules to fill his 'account suspension' punch card. In other need, Facebook has account suspension punch cards??
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Tue November 10, 2020
(Army Times)
 
 
 
Future robot battle buddies may read emotions of soldiers to fight better, also play cards in foxholes to pass the time
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Mon November 09, 2020
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida firefighter accused of stealing Pokémon cards from Walmart, no doubt while saying 'Theft Charges, I choose you'
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(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
Japan invents "meishi masks" crossing ancient culture of business cards with modern culture of facemasks. Three varieties are Customer Service Mask, Sales Mask, and deluxe Selling Mask with YOUR personal photo on front. What do you think, sirs?
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