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Fri June 22, 2018
(Charlotte Observer)
 
 
 
The 105-year-old last surviving U-boat captain no longer holds that title
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Thu June 21, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Flight in India becomes vomitorium after captain decides he's had enough of passengers' shenanigans
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Tue June 19, 2018
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
House Republicans: "Deflector shields to maximum, captain"
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Mon June 18, 2018
(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Brie Larson's training for Captain Marvel is so intense that she can now hip-thrust the weight of an average Farker
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Sat June 16, 2018
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
"Tampa fire captain demoted for stripping off shirt, daring homeless man to fight"
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Thu June 14, 2018
(Fox News)
 
 
 
"This your captain speaking. Thank you for flying with us today, if you look out...AAAAAAAAAHHH"
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Wed June 13, 2018
(Mashable)
 
 
 
Black-masked bandit scales tower. Fire officials consider their options, including getting the captain's plinking gun
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Tue June 12, 2018
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Airline does not consider a sex doll emotional support
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Mon June 11, 2018
(KOB4)
 
 
 
Not news: Airman goes AWOL, is tracked down and hauled in to jail by MPs. Fark: 35 years later
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Wed May 30, 2018
(WWE)
 
 
 
CAN Dakota Kai pull an Ace over the Queen of Spades? WILL EC3 win his third match? WHO really is Bianca Belair? "Wrasslin' Wednesday" starts @ 8pm ET on WWE Network
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Thu May 24, 2018
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Captain Kangaroo may be coming back, just as soon as he steals some beer and beats up an Asian man
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Wed May 23, 2018
(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Captain Obvious shocked that Bill Belichick is silent on Brady, Gronk absences from OTAs
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Wed May 16, 2018
(WTVR)
 
 
 
"While the counterfeit bills appear to be $100 U.S. currency, they have Chinese writing on them that indicates 'Practice Voucher - Not for Circulation' on both sides." Hey, wait, that looks just like like my tattoo
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Tue May 15, 2018
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Student takes Danny DeVito cardboard cutout to prom. That's not the real story. It's the guy in the photo on the right that's wearing a Captain America suit/tux
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Fri May 04, 2018
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. we apologize for the further delay, we seem to have a rogue raccoon problem- OW...THAT F*CKER BIT ME - GET THE LASSOS"
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Naval officer hides camera in toilet. That's not how you record the captain's log
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Tue May 01, 2018
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Man describes self as a minister with doctorate degrees, a police officer, boat captain, a social activist, an administrator, a professor and a politician. He must have been convincing as they let him out of jail to work at his "cop job"
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Mon April 30, 2018
(Scientific American)
 
 
 
Captain Obvious now moonlighting at Scientific American: Self-Driving Cars and Humans Face Inevitable Collisions
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Fri April 27, 2018
(The Root)
 
 
 
American Airlines: Yes, a doctor warned us to divert the plane a passenger needed urgent medical care and yes, she died after we ignored him. But, we didn't beat her up or anything. It was the sky's fault. Sue the sky
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Thu April 26, 2018
(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
Today from Captain Obvious: Don't take your baby to a chiropractor
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Wed April 25, 2018
(Trek Movie)
 
 
 
Captain Pike's son is really happy about Captain Pike 3.0 (w/ side by side comparison)
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Fri April 20, 2018
(Air Force Times)
 
 
 
Sure, we've all done dumb things when we're drunk, but most of us haven't stolen a C-130 transport and attempted to fly across the Atlantic for a booty call
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Tue April 17, 2018
(Vulture)
 
 
 
The 100 most influential comic book pages. Come for the origins of Superman, Batman, Captain America, the Justice Society of America, stay to see how it turns out in the 2000s
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Mon April 09, 2018
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
One captain down, two remaining. Who will the monster take down this week? This is your official discussion for The Terror, 9 pm on AMC
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Thu April 05, 2018
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Mariners pitcher anointed as the next Captain America
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Mon April 02, 2018
(Variety)
 
 
 
What stupid thing will the three captains argue over this week that will end up killing them all? This is your official live discussion for The Terror 9 p.m. ET
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Captain Kirk: "Stardate 2018: These are the voyages of Amazon, boldly racing to the bottom to find a city for HQ2"
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Thu March 29, 2018
(WebMD)
 
 
 
Ric Romero News special correspondent Captain Obvious reports that losing weight may improve your love life
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Fri March 23, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Military veteran Captain Bone Spur bans most transgender people from serving in the military
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Thu March 22, 2018
(CNSNews)
 
 
 
Bill Murray auditions for the next "Captain Obvious" commercial
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Tue March 20, 2018
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Captain Dickhead arrested. Mugshot looks like Sergeant Scrotum Chin might have been a better nickname
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Mon March 19, 2018
(MIT)
 
 
 
"This is the captain speaking. We're now charging the skin of the aircraft to avoid lightning that you may have noticed around us. How cool is that?"
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Ferry Captain who evacuated hundreds trapped in Manhattan on 9/11has died of a cancer brought on by inhaling the toxic dust and fumes caused by the attack - the 170th 9/11 rescue worker to die that way
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Sat March 17, 2018
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Can Captain America over come the Incredible Hulk and lead Ohio State to a wrestling national championship? How many bones will the Zain Train break? This is your official NCAA Wrestling National Championship thread live on ESPN2 #MarchMATness. Finals begin at 8pm ET
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Wed March 14, 2018
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Hello, this is your captain speaking. Welcome to Wrongways Airlines. We'll be going to a city you didn't want to go to
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Tue March 06, 2018
(KNBC 4 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Gavin Newsome files to run for California governor. Says he has no regrets about leaving job as Captain of the Pacific Princess, working with Doc, Gopher, and Isaac
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Tue February 27, 2018
(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
Ladies and gentlemen, this is your Captain speaking and if you'll take a look out the right side of the plane, you'll see one of our engines on fire (video)
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Mon February 26, 2018
(Metronews.ca)
 
 
 
Sailboat cocaine case delayed again as smuggler captain switches lawyers, throws stinkeye
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