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Wed September 16, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
So long job security, and economic stability. But hey, we'll ALL be small business owners
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Republicans and the Trump campaign have spent years wooing the Indian-American community to try to make them GOP voters. Then Biden picked Kamala Harris and all that went straight to hell. Gee, this Biden fella seems to be pretty good at politicking
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Tue September 15, 2020
(Fox 5 New York)
 
 
 
And in other news, police are investigating a series of violent assaults against cute robots
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Wed September 09, 2020
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
SAD: COVID-19 restrictions will not permit you to dance with any of the bridal party at the wedding reception. SPIFFY: The group sex at the after-party will be fine though
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Wed September 02, 2020
(Tallahassee Democrat)
 
 
 
Or, as they say in Florida...Tuesday
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Fri August 28, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Gas station owner uses PPP loan to free up money to buy a bunch of Re-elect Trump billboards
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(MacRumors)
 
 
 
Apple: don't talk about the 30% if you want your app approved. Talk about the war instead
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Wed August 26, 2020
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Like a good neighbor, this small town that donated their stimulus checks is there
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Mon August 24, 2020
(The Week)
 
 
 
Nice looking social security benefit you got there. It'd be a shame if something happened to it
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Do you even lift, bro?
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Fri August 21, 2020
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Jay-Z teams up with sentient Arby's hat for new song
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Thu August 20, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
The residential foreclosures might take a while to gather steam, but the hotel foreclosures are here now
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Wed August 19, 2020
(CBC)
 
 
 
These Corner Gas spinoffs are getting out of hand. Jackasses
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Fri August 14, 2020
(Sun Journal (Maine))
 
 
 
Spiffy: Recreational marijuana sales in Maine to begin Oct. 9th. Fail: Almost four years after legalization
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Thu August 13, 2020
(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
Now that all the super spreaders have left Sturgis, it is time for them to descend upon Laconia, New Hampshire, and spread the love, germs
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Mon August 10, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Americans are still paying for sex in Mexico despite the pandemic, with helpful pic of sex in Mexico
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Thu August 06, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
Coronavirus is creating permanent job loss
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(Pocono Record)
 
 
 
Two guys come up with a black-owned business non-blacks will actually support. Yes, alcohol is involved
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Wed August 05, 2020
(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
Pubic Hair Authentic Leather having a tough time with Māori speakers in New Zealand
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Tue August 04, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
One third of New York's small businesses may be gone forever, but it's a small sacrifice to make considering that utopia awaits under the wise and benevolent thumb of our most holy lord and savior Andrew Cuomo
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Thu July 30, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
McDonald's is McPartnering with the Mayo Clinic to ketchup in aid and coronavirus safety awareness
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Tue July 28, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
McConnell claims businesses NEED immunity from Covid-related lawsuits to prevent an "Epidemic" of litigation. Though, so far, it's not even a "mild flu". There are 4 million Coronvirus cases in the US, but only 185 covid-related personal injury suits
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Fri July 24, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
GOP support for GOP pandemic aid bill collapses leaving GOP with no bill, no clue
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Wed July 22, 2020
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Republicans torn on how to address expiring unemployment benefits, with tensions rising between the 'just cackle malevolently' and the 'feast on baby blood' camps
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Tue July 21, 2020
(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
Sh*t just got real
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
"Last October, 21 panel experts across the globe assessed the preparedness of 195 countries for the next global pandemic. At the top of the rankings stood the United States of America. It has since become clear that the experts missed something"
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Mon July 20, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
Lobbyists and bankers are pushing hard to get their fraud legalized in the next coronavirus relief bill
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Delusional woman thinks Trump knows how business works. Guess she didn't notice his 8 bankruptcies?
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Sun July 19, 2020
(Time)
 
 
 
They believe they are 'rugged individualists.'
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Sat July 18, 2020
(Grub Street)
 
 
 
Restaurant's owner tells 28-year-old bartender who had COVID-19 not to tell people about it. Serve them all the virus they want
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Fri July 17, 2020
(Crosscut)
 
 
 
All This Has Happened Before, And All This Will Happen Again: the Mask War of 2020 is just like the Mask War of 1918
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Thu July 16, 2020
(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
"It really looks like the model of the very type of book that a presidential candidate would write before they spring a run"
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
What 24 hours feels like in a Covid hotspot
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Tue July 14, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Small-business owners are now just giving up trying to survive in these coronavirus times
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Florida survival dependent on people behaving better. So, we're all doomed
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Sun July 12, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
As mask mandates go into effect in many communities across the country, the front line enforcers are mostly low-wage retail workers. And what kind of people would abuse such hard-working folk?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
In an inscrutable zen move, a strip club has decided to open up without strippers
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Thu July 09, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Survey predicts 90% of Austin's live music venues may close by Halloween
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Wed July 08, 2020
(11 Alive)
 
 
 
As Georgia smashes through 100,000 Covid-19 cases, Governor Brian "Bubba" Kemp launches campaign to beg Georgians to pretty please stop being stupid
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Mon July 06, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Last one out of Hong Kong turn out the lights
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Sat July 04, 2020
(PennLive)
 
 
 
"We ain't paying crap," declares local idiot of the fines incurred while operating dine-in restaurant during shutdown
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Wed July 01, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Why do the rich have $o much power?
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Sat June 27, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump campaign wanted killer optics at Tulsa rally
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Grifters gonna grift
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Thu June 25, 2020
(Salon)
 
 
 
Red states reopening has been a disaster, and Republican governors are openly panicking
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Wed June 24, 2020
(Barron's)
 
 
 
It's by no means definitive, but here's a decent starting point for nongovernmental sources of financial aid for small businesses
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Tue June 23, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Square's not playing fair, in fact they're being a bit obtuse on their payments
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Fri June 19, 2020
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Plan? Like to keep people from getting each other sick? Oh, Tulsa BOK Center arena, you sweet summer child. P.S.: Don't hold your breath for payment, either
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Will the government keep the Small Business Loan program going?
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(Tampa Bay Times)
 
 
 
Saying that city needs leadership and not coronavirus-carrying cowboys, Tampa mayor orders all residents to mask up by 5 PM Friday
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Thu June 18, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
The town where everybody goes ATM. No, seriously
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(Block Club Chicago)
 
 
 
"I'm not racist. My husband is Black." "Eyewitnesses at the incident have identified the woman in the video as Julie Fernstrom, who owns Brimfield with her husband, Jeff, who is not Black"
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Wed June 17, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
WaPo wants America to all hail the CHAZ "sentinels" who are protecting property and helping citizens help ...something about a thought experiment
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(The Philadelphia Inquirer)
 
 
 
Media: Dr. Fauci, will you be attending Trump's Tulsa rally? Dr. Fauci: Er, uh, I mean, well coronavirus, and, uh, um... *smokebomb*
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Its time to talk about defunding Congress
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(Politico)
 
 
 
It seems Mitch McConnell has really gone off the deep end, he's now speeding up the police bill, challenging Democrats to get it passed before election day
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Tue June 16, 2020
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
NJ posts new rules for personal care businesses to reopen next week: no walk-ins, screening required, rectal temperature checks, no magazines, blood of your first born, no handcuffs, no nose picking
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Some of those small business PPP loans went to members of Congress, and it's unknown how they spent the money
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Mon June 15, 2020
(Fark)
 
 
 
However farked your job may be, rest assured there is always something worse (job was deleted, text from listing posted in thread)
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Thu June 11, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
Instead of angry 4am tweets containing unhinged conspiracy theories and childish ad hominem attacks, someone takes a new approach by presenting a reasonable plan to open up the country amidst the pandemic
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Tue June 09, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
And here comes Pence to save the day and has figured out how to defeat systemic racism. Simply ignore it and let the faith-based communities figure it out
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Fri June 05, 2020
(Milwaukee Record)
 
 
 
Great. Now there's gonna be a bunch of drunk protesters in Milwaukee
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Thoughtful employers are reporting thousands of workers to the state who have refused to return to the office because of fears about contracting coronavirus ...to have their unemployment benefits revoked
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Thu June 04, 2020
(Slate)
 
 
 
"My 15- and 17-year-old sons snuck out of the house to attend a protest. We explicitly told them they weren't allowed to attend as we're social distancing and we're black. I'm convinced my oldest looted a pair of sneakers. Should I turn him in?"
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Tue June 02, 2020
(Charleston Post and Courier)
 
 
 
Add another absurd arrest to the pile
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(CNN)
 
Weeners
 
Walk around naked?
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Mon June 01, 2020
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Bureau of Prisons, FBI Hostage Rescue Unit riots teams being deployed in Washington and Miami by AG Barr. Decency arrested for "unlawful assembly"
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
NYT columnist shocked to find out her neighbors oppose Covid-19 relief payments to anyone because 'the undeserving' might get money too, and she's starting to wonder if racism is involved
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Fri May 29, 2020
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Small business owners: Can we reopen so we can pay our rents? Governor: No. Well can we at least delay our rent payments? No. So fark us? Yes
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Thu May 28, 2020
(Radio.com)
 
 
 
Thousands of NJ businesses prepared to go rouge if they are not allowed to open by June 1, except for Frenchtown where businesses will go moulin rouge
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(The Daily Record)
 
 
 
With indoor tennis banned, creative club owner converts entire parking lot into outdoor courts
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(Japan Today)
 
 
 
Top scientists figure out how to make craft beer more enjoyable to drink
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Wed May 27, 2020
(Courier Herald)
 
 
 
Washington State city of Enumclaw demands to be allowed to reopen, citing low infection counts, failing businesses, and all those horses going unmolested
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Tue May 26, 2020
(The Philadelphia Inquirer)
 
 
 
Better to solicit booze than to elicit boos
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