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headlines found matching 'burglary'
Tue May 22, 2018
(5 News Fayetteville)
 
 
 
You've made some interesting choices in life if police searching for you for an attempted burglary find you face down and naked on a bridge in Arkansas
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Fri May 18, 2018
(Fox 40 Sacramento)
 
 
 
'Three burglary suspects were arrested Wednesday when a missing prosthetic arm was found in their car.' Someone give the cops a high five
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Wed May 16, 2018
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida 7-Eleven blasting opera music to ward off panhandlers. To be fair, it's reasonable to conclude that the handouts are over once the fat lady sings
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Tue May 15, 2018
(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
Imagine you were planting trees in your yard and found a buried safe with thousands of dollars in cash and jewelry. You find out it belonged to your neighbor. What do you do?
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Mon May 14, 2018
(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Look, Son. On Mother's Day, Mom gets all the booze she wants, so don't argue about it
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Fri May 11, 2018
(Bismarck Tribune)
 
 
 
And here I thought a treehouse would be a perfect hiding spot
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Sun May 06, 2018
(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
Jury finds Santa Claus guilty of burglary, aggravated stalking for breaking into woman's trailer to leave her samples from his 90-pound sack of panties. Ho ho ho
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Mon April 30, 2018
(LA Daily News)
 
 
 
Woman in short-shorts distracts security guard in burglary. Dodge Charger later jumps over ravine as Dixie horn plays
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Wed April 25, 2018
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Naked. Moaning. Florida man. Sex toy. Bodily secretions. That's a BINGO
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Naked. Moaning. Florida man. Sex toy. Bodily secretions. That's a BINGO
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Fri April 20, 2018
(KPEL 96.5 Lafayette)
 
 
 
Naked woman found eating cheetos in half filled tub. Or as submitter calls it, foreplay
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Thu April 19, 2018
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Don't you just hate it when you come home to find a naked intruder in your bathtub eating your Cheetos?
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Winning today's battle of unusual weapons, woman wields crossbow to shoot man armed with machete
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Winning today's battle of unusual weapons, woman wields crossbow to shoot man armed with machete
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Tue April 10, 2018
(The State)
 
 
 
A home invader breaks into a house and steals 2 chicken nuggets
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Tue April 03, 2018
(CBS 21 Harrisburg)
 
 
 
Suspect sings 'Cops' theme following chase and arrest
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Woman's family gives her a ham, which she burns in a trash can, causing an explosion that destroys her hotel room. What ever happened to re-gifting?
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Fri March 30, 2018
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
If you're the thief that stole the ashes of a police officer from his widow, be aware that you've urned the ire of the police
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Wed March 28, 2018
(TC Palm)
 
 
 
The long arm of justice causes man's arm to get stuck in a church drop box he was trying to steal from
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Tue March 27, 2018
(NBC4i)
 
 
 
Jesus needs to eat too - "Jesus is here, he's back to earth. I just broke in and had a pizza. I'm Jesus"
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(Pix11)
 
 
 
Burglar makes sign of the cross before throwing brick through window of clothing store
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(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
A Florida couple decide the best way to deal with the shooting tragedy is to steal toys from the memorial
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Fri March 23, 2018
(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
In his quest to find "better dope", man crashes through fence, thought he was being chased by paratroopers, and almost hit a plane. Dude, you're doing it wrong
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Wed March 21, 2018
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Mad libs or actual news? "Machete-wielding child molester who destroyed victim's house denied break on prison term"
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Tue March 20, 2018
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Do not smoke in bed or in any car you break into to take a nap
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Thu March 15, 2018
(Kent Online)
 
 
 
15 sewing machines stolen during burglary. Police say they should have this sewn up in no time, even though it isn't technically their patch. I'm sorry. I'm so, so sorry
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Thu March 08, 2018
(NBC 2 Fort Myers)
 
 
 
2 men and one hideous haircut arrested for robbing 20 of their neighbor's cars
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Tue February 27, 2018
(CBS 21 Harrisburg)
 
 
 
Man accused of stealing meatballs had red sauce on his face. Could have come from anywhere though. We don't know for sure
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Mon February 26, 2018
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
So your "crackhead neighbors" stole your lawnmower, other stuff? Makes perfect sense to set their 1984 Corvette on fire
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Thu February 22, 2018
(WGNO)
 
 
 
Burglar who tried to hide from a security camera by putting a towel over his head will now be snapping towels in prison
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Wed February 14, 2018
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
In today's episode of WTF: An illegal immigrant called authorities to report a prowler. The responding police arrest him and let the prowler go prowling away
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Tue February 13, 2018
(LA Daily News)
 
 
 
Homeless guy broke in to watch porn on the computer, but it's all good because he brought his own porn with him
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Fri February 09, 2018
(The Union Leader)
 
 
 
Man accused of stealing bongo drums pleads guilty to throwing a shotgun into a pond. Your move, Florida
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Thu February 08, 2018
(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Man arrested in sting operation
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Wed February 07, 2018
(MassLive)
 
 
 
Police report from Gronk burglary shows he owned a lot of ██████████ and a big pile of ██████████. Also, lives with two other dudes
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Tue February 06, 2018
(MassLive)
 
 
 
Gronk's home SMASHED and Grabbed
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Fri February 02, 2018
(Great Falls Tribune)
 
 
 
It's easy to condemn a petty thief if you haven't walked a mile in his shoes. But it's considerably easier if he's walked a mile in yours and still has them on when the cops arrive
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Wed January 31, 2018
(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
He's got the 'panty' thing down pat, and the 'raid,' but what's up with the bull skull?
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(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
Cat burglar's two-year neighborhood reign of underwear terror comes to an end after furry culprit gets caught red-pawed
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Thu January 25, 2018
(NBC News)
 
 
 
If you're a former child star with a famous face, about how long will it take police to find you after you go on an armed robbery spree? Burbank Police: About 1 day
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