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Fri July 10, 2020
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Outbreak tracking? Not for you poors
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Ladies and gentlemen, let's have a FARK swimsuit thread. All of you post a swimsuit pic of yourself no matter who you are
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Thu July 09, 2020
(Fark)
 
 
 
New title: At your wit's end from social distancing? Need something different in entertainment and distraction? How about a first look at a new science fiction novel? Presenting: The Voyage of the New Beginning, now through Chapter 34 - "Pepan the Chef" (Part 1 of 3)
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Tue July 07, 2020
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Robots may be used to save grocery store salad bars, search for Sarah Connor
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Mon July 06, 2020
(Fark)
 
 
 
If there is one destination in America you have on your bucket list for places to visit, what is it?
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
How the American Worker Got Fleeced: minimal-to-no benefits, stagnant wages, whittled labor protections
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Fri July 03, 2020
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
You might want to sit down for this news. WeWork was a cult and a scam long before the IPO crashed and burned. Who could have guessed that?
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Boeing hints in financial documents at the end of 747 production in two years
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Thu July 02, 2020
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Americans used go to malls to shop. Soon they'll live there as they shop from home
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Wed July 01, 2020
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
VW abandons Turkey factory plan, remembering they are a car manufacturer not a poultry processor
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(Fark)
 
 
 
What is your favorite moment from a TV show?
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
$3.4 Million Lamborghini hole in the water
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Mon June 29, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
NY Time$ bail$ out of Apple News Plu$. Apple users bypass NYT paywall thanks to Safari's protections against browser fingerprinting
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Fri June 26, 2020
(Fark)
 
 
 
Name something you're procrastinating about
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Thu June 25, 2020
(Fark)
 
 
 
Do you or anyone you know have ever had an exotic pet? Was it difficult and/or expensive to care for it?
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
If you were wondering why there were all those squeals of horror from Silicon Valley, Apple is going to start forcing apps to ask users for permission before allowing those apps to turn on user tracking
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Wed June 24, 2020
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Let's check out the results of the latest nationwide poll, shall we?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"Remote. Code. Execution." James Bond-y spycraft or three words you never want to hear regarding a 'secure browser'?
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(Alternative Press)
 
 
 
Punching Baby Yoda in the face for fun just sums up 2020
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Sun June 21, 2020
(Fark)
 
 
 
The Sunday Morning Music Club is going down memory lane this Father's Day: what's your favorite musical memory with your dad?
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(spontn80)
 
 
 
The 13th Annual "What would you say to your Dad today if you could?" Father's Day Thread
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(Fark)
 
 
 
What is the oddest name you know of anyone giving their pet?
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Fri June 19, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Google continues to show they just have no clue how to filter anything for malware. But hey, at least Chrome's got a new text finding feature to distract you from that
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Has anyone tried any of the meal delivery services? Have one you recommend?
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
NYC City Council seeks to oust a statue of President Thomas Jefferson from city hall because he was a man of his times. Meanwhile, just a few miles north, Trump Tower remains
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Wed June 17, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Zoom shuts the bomb bay doors
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(Fark)
 
 
 
I've been binge-watching Space Force and now apparently my inner monologue has enabled John Malkovich mode. What would you say in his voice if you could?
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Sun June 14, 2020
(Fark)
 
 
 
Do you have a favorite theme from a fighting video game?
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Fri June 12, 2020
(Wired)
 
 
 
Twitter's newest trick relies on tracking even more of your clicks. You won't believe what happens next
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Thu June 11, 2020
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Shady rideshare Uber hookup with shady food delivery Grubhub scotched after going Dutch with Just Eat Takeaway for a stock swap worth $7.3 billion
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Tofu goes mainstream as the coronavirus keeps finding new ways to destroy humanity's frail existence
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Wed June 10, 2020
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Shipping pigs to China in 747s - this is not a euphemism
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Tue June 09, 2020
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
The party's winding down in Amsterdam
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
The global glut in diamonds is so enormous it has brokers crying in debeers
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Apple to announce at WWDC it's building it's own chips again, the re-hire of Gil Amelio this fall
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Mon June 08, 2020
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
A million-mile Chinese battery could power your EV. At least until Big Oil lobbyists get through with it in DC
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(Fark)
 
 
 
It's a damn good thing we're not living in the world of the "Pacific Rim" movies, because: 1) Trump would want Jaegers patrolling the streets of Washington DC to keep him safe from protestors and 2) Trump would find good things to say about the kaiju
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Sun June 07, 2020
(Fark)
 
 
 
Subby's looking for a face mask, preferably something in bad taste. Has anyone found anything like that on-line?
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Sat June 06, 2020
(Fark)
 
 
 
Subby's going to turn his goatee into a 'stash and soul patch. Difficulty: not a musician
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Fri June 05, 2020
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
History suggests the handshake will survive the virus. And even if it doesn't, WASH YOUR DAMN HANDS
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Camden, NJ fired its entire police force in 2013 and re-started from scratch. Fark: It reduced excessive force complaints by 95% since 2014
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
COVID is still killing 1,000 Americans a day, let's check in with Dr. Fau... what's that? He's been locked out of the White House for 5 weeks?
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Elon Musk probably has a bet with Donald Trump for one dollar that he can destroy Jeff Bezos
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
TL;DR: Companies are borrowing money to pay shareholder dividends while firing thousands of employees. This is fine. And certainly sustainable
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Sheldon Adelson property involved in another money laundering probe. You're not clicking a link from the Las Vegas Review Journal
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Thu June 04, 2020
(Mercury News)
 
 
 
Your incognito browsing habits? Yeah, about that
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
When you buy JETS, you hold JETS all the way, from the opening bell to your last trading day. Funds flow to JETS, their daytrades can't be beat, bored millenial stonk traders, on buggin' Wall Street
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Wed June 03, 2020
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Take 2 crashes the Kerbal Space Program
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(Fark)
 
 
 
"Writing anything as an expert is really poisonous to the writing process, because you lose the quality of discovery." -Siddhartha Mukherjee. Hah, lucky for me, I don't know anything. This is your Fark Writer's thread, expert edition
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Mon June 01, 2020
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Plan? There is no plan. Just like there is no president
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
US State Department criticizes China for Hong Kong response. China texts back with; I can't breathe
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Listen, and understand. That Big Blue terminator is out there. It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until your ass is fired
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Sat May 30, 2020
(Fark)
 
 
 
If you can come up with a holiday for June in which we can get off work for, what would it be?
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Fri May 29, 2020
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Don't call it a comeback, Charlie. The tuna melt's been here for years
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Whilst making deep fried hash browns and taking shots and I ponder: What happens if you pour vodka into a hot deep fryer? Geek tab because I'm curious as to what the chemical reaction would be without burning down my house
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Thu May 28, 2020
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Messy desks might help neat-freaks be more creative. SO LAY OFF, YOU ANAL-RETENTIVE JERKFACE. I'M TAKING CARE OF BUSINESS HERE
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Party over, out of time, big bankruptcies gonna party like it's two-zero-zero-nine
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Wed May 27, 2020
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
You can sneer at Tik-tok, but it's (private) parent company made $3 billion profit last year. And they say there are no unicorns left
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Mon May 25, 2020
(ZDNet)
 
 
 
Like Microsoft and Apple before them, Chrome developers discover that the vast majority of their more important security vulnerabilities stem from using "memory unsafe" programming languages like C. This is good news... for Rust
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Bloomberg: "It's a modern quandary for the ultra-wealthy: a yacht awaits at harbor, but how to safely reach it without risking exposure to the germ-ridden masses?"
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(Spy Ship Sighted)
 
 
 
ALARM ALARM: You're old if you remember Namco's 1981 arcade game Bosconian. BLAST OFF: You feel young if you can play it again. BATTLE STATIONS: ...in your browser, in 3D
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Sun May 24, 2020
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
We haven't had a good "all the bananas are dying" thread in a while. Update: Still dying
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Sat May 23, 2020
(Fark)
 
 
 
The Saturday Morning Book Club is back with a simple question: what's the best book you've read during the pandemic shutdown?
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Fri May 22, 2020
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Uncle Joe's beginning to like the way the T/A rolls in Arizona, and those boss T-Tops really don't hurt
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Europe's getting cleaner and greener as the US gets oranger and dirtier
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Thu May 21, 2020
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
On its fifth CEO in 6 years, car renter Hertz continues to be a slow-motion train wreck
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Home mortgage delinquencies soared to the most ever in April. This is not a repeat from 2008
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Wed May 20, 2020
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Screw Twitter, let's go to the source...Researchers are finding evidence that patients who test positive for the coronavirus after recovering aren't capable of transmitting the infection
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Tue May 19, 2020
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
CEOs: "Woohoo, these bailouts are like our very own free money fountain." Senator Elizabeth Warren: "Not so fast, motherfarkers"
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(Dallas Cowboys)
 
 
 
Hoping to continue his run on talent-stacked teams that underachieve, LeBron James considered playing for the Dallas Cowboys
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Masked superhero collects names of villains, prepares to rain down justice
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Sir Richard bravely ran away from $41mil of shares in his Virgin Galactic last week
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
They say "Qantas don't crash," but a socially-distanced 900% increase in fares will put them six feet under
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Mon May 18, 2020
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Have some bicycles with unpopular colors like orange and turquoise, or unusual sizes such as extra small and extra large that your store just can't sell? Well, now may be your moment
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Claiming losses against your 2014 tax filings are a great way to earn $50m from the CARES Act Stealth Bailouts
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Unicorns in the Valley of Coronavirus
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Teachers of Fark, how are you coping with teaching classes online?
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Sun May 17, 2020
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Let's hope a tobacco-based COVID vaccine doesn't go up in smoke
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Thu May 14, 2020
(WTRF Wheeling)
 
 
 
Be careful if you get lost on the Trump campaign's website. Their 404 page is brutal. You can find it by searching for Trumps Coronavirus plan
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
Google developers finally listen to users and quash high memory usage in Chrome. Just kidding, clumping tabs into groups is more important
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Coffee has overtaken tea in Russia, but will never beet vodak
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Brian Kilmeade (who is currently doing Fox and Friends from his home) opines that Wisconsin Supreme Court decision to slaughter thousand of Americans will kickstart Pennsylvania and New Jersey to kick start their own slaughters
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Wed May 13, 2020
(Fark)
 
 
 
What celebrity would you like to record a voicemail message for you? And what would it say?
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(DCist)
 
 
 
Listen, we all knew COVID19 was gonna kill off a lot of mom and pop restaurants, but it's not so ba... wait, Momofuku is closing permanently? Well then the average restaurateur making less than $50k a year has nothing to worry about, right?
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
All of South Africa becoming lack toes intolerant
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Today's Fark Writer's Thread headline is being outsourced and ghost written by Subby's cat: "5ftr6gvgftrftrg." This your Fark Writer's Thread, cat based typing edition
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
The test being used in the White House and elsewhere may end up missing half the COVID-19 cases it should detect. So the odds that Trump has it just jumped exponentially
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Tue May 12, 2020
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Big Oil has big plans for net zero emissions. They're also going to pay off the world's debt, establish a unicorn sanctuary staffed by penguins on Mars, and get you laid. Are they credible?
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Looking to avoid burnout? Work less, fark more. No, seriously
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Sun May 10, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Michael Jordan abruptly retires from basketball, takes up baseball, unretires, comes back, and tells all his teammates they suck. The Last Dance, 9 PM ET, ESPN/ESPN2
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Sat May 09, 2020
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
United Airlines' bond sale fails to take off
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Good news gentlemen, dress pants are out. Denim is in
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Fri May 08, 2020
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
How the hell have they been groping your balls this entire time *without* wearing a mask
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Thu May 07, 2020
(Alternative Press)
 
 
 
It's blink-one hundred and eighty-two and there's nothing that Travis Barker can do to change our minds
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Whether menacing or hilarious, what is your favorite "understatement" in popular media? Literature, music, television, film
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
One of the world's best restaurants might be taken out
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Get ready for more ads on spotify. You heard it here first
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Wed May 06, 2020
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
In spite of Corona, we can still get Corona
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Amidst all the dead, suffering, waste left in the plague's wake, BlackRock's Fink lays out the number one fear for corporate America in the months ahead: a tax hike
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Hertz and Avis return cars they never owned
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Refusing to have the wool pulled over their eyes and concerned for their safety, US meat workers are starting to quit as the plants reopen. They're not sheep
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
"Temporary" is just another word for "nothing left to lose"
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Tue May 05, 2020
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Oculus is developing a smaller and lighter VR headset to help keep your facebook blinders on
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Bankruptcy Hertz, don't it
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Mon May 04, 2020
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Japan's PM extends the lockdown, now says the sun will rise on May 31
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Sun May 03, 2020
(Fark)
 
 
 
Speak to me in lyrics only
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Fri May 01, 2020
(Washington Redskins)
 
 
 
While Aaron Rodgers sulks at his team drafting a QB, the number 1 pick from his draft class is just lucky to be alive after a gruesome leg injury. Relive Alex Smith's year-and-a-half long battle in "Project 11", Friday 7:30 PM on ESPN
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
The office you left isn't the one you return to. Neither is that plant you had on the filing cabinet
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
The best time for the United States to start a sovereign wealth fund is 30 years ago. The second best time is right now
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Thu April 30, 2020
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
No Kissing, No Extras: How TV production is copying porn to fix the cable
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
The roof's falling in on Freddie Mac
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Wed April 29, 2020
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Even with increased lockdown sales, Blue Apron finds the recipe for failure
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
He probably doesn't want this reported, but Saudi Prince Mohammed bin Salman's year is really going to pieces
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Even with processing plants ordered to stay open, wholesale beef just hit a new record, up 62% since Feb. Your dog wants steak, but can you afford it?
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
How Tyson Foods helped create the meat crisis it's now warning against. Kind of a chicken/egg or oxy addiction/pharma rehab thing
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Tue April 28, 2020
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Treasury Secretary Mnuchin says that states with "poorly managed budgets" will not get federal bailout funds. This is a guy who sat on the board of Sears for god sake
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Give a semi-plausible origin story for weird fetish
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Distilleries now turning stale beer into coronavirus wine (and sanitizer). Sweet sweet coronavirus wine
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Everyone can chillax. Scientists find COVID-19 is destroyed when it's exposed to 56 degrees Celsius for 30 minutes which should happen this summer due to global warming
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(TBK Magazine)
 
 
 
Which song from the 90s is the most 90s song?
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Who in their right mind would ask for advice on a internet board
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Sat April 25, 2020
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Icahn not believe how overpriced those stonks are
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(Fark)
 
 
 
What's your "Asking for a friend" question
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Fri April 24, 2020
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
"We're Pampering Our Pets More Than Ourselves." Well yeah - they've earned it for putting up with us these past few weeks
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Thu April 23, 2020
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
While you're doing what you can to keep things together, the $1bil video-game coaching industry is already at the next level
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
The states that asked first got the most virus disaster relief. Congrats CA, WA, and CT; suck it WV, ID, and VT
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Buffet's business bastions breached by bug
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Wed April 22, 2020
(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
Old 'n busted: last minute outbidding on ebay. New viral feverish hotness: bots sniping your grocery delivery times
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
How Europe's hottest year looked FROM SPAAAAAACE
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(The New York Observer)
 
 
 
64 unused (thus far) Guardians of the Galaxy soundtrack songs from James Gunn? Don't mind if we do
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Now they even got cows wearing masks, although supposedly it's to reduce methane emissions. Subby thinks they are putting them on the wrong end
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Tue April 21, 2020
(Fark)
 
 
 
Submitter has been hosting a weekly online trivia game for co-workers, and is in need of your favorite (or least favorite) trivia categories. What you got?
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
In other news...Dumb Swedes get lucky ... or are they still dumb ?
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Sun April 19, 2020
(The Register)
 
 
 
We heard you wanted to run COBOL... ON YOUR BROWSER *throws card stack everywhere*
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(Cambridge News)
 
 
 
Is "giant burning object in sky" on the apocalypse scavenger hunt? Cos there it is
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Fri April 17, 2020
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Hey Donald, thanks for the billions to help save jobs. Now that the check cleared, we're still going to lay people off
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
"Post Malone Is Planet Earth's Most Relatable Pop Star" said no one but his publicist
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
U.S. expected to lead contraction in global GDP this year. USA USA USA USA USA
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
When an $8.5bil global market crashes, the bouquet is not going to be particularly sweet
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Thu April 16, 2020
(Fark)
 
 
 
Anybody doing low-effort self improvement while stuck at home? Subby is trying a ballstretcher
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
The Fed: "We're just helping investment grade companies who were downgraded after the virus through no fault of their own". Also the Fed: *Buys $16 billion CCC rated Blackrock high yield corporate bond ETF*
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Carnival execs knew they had a virus problem but kept the party going. Soon the legal circus will be pitching its tents. Send in the clowns
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Wed April 15, 2020
(Fark)
 
 
 
I'm bored and tired of the news. Let's have ourselves a good ol' fashioned gif off
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Tue April 14, 2020
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
"Social distancing will never work because Americans will do whatever they want" myth goes right out the window. 90% of y'all are doing a good job of it. It's the 10% who are going to protests, megachurches, and COVID parties we have to worry about
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
The happy ending for Donnie's key 2020 states is looking stormy from the twin blows of the mushrooming virus and job loss
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(Wired)
 
 
 
From VPNs to clearing your browser history and more - how to cover your tracks every time you go online. Unless you actually want people to know you've been farking
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Mon April 13, 2020
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
CEO complains there are too many Zoom meetings. Fark: Zoom CEO
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
More than half of the new Coronavirus cases reported in China on Sunday are Chinese nationals on a flight returning from Russia, you know, the country that claims they haven't got any of the 'rona thereabouts?
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Let's post some funny videos on here, shall we?
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Sat April 11, 2020
(Alternative Press)
 
 
 
Ghosted? Wendy's is here to help
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Thu April 09, 2020
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
This should cause a well reasoned twitter response
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
California secedes
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Wed April 08, 2020
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
With social gatherings restricted, Hong Kong protesters are flocking to Animal Crossing to demonstrate against government, Tom Nook's reign of terror
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
"Infodemic." See: "YouTube"
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
With humans in hiding, animals take back the world
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Milk Bar cookies are coming very soon, me droogs. They're right horrorshow
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Hey Farkers, how good are you at geography? Here's a map of the world along with coronavirus numbers. Scroll your mouse pointer over the South American countries and see if you can spot the error
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Tue April 07, 2020
(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark is fundraising! I have a GIF party thread for that! You bring your best gifs, I'll bring the TotalFark and BareFark sponsorships! [Update: done for now.]
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(MarketingLand)
 
 
 
Oh how will we live in a world where our browsers can no longer pick up customized advertising like barnacles on an ocean liner?
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Wallstreet orders traders to die for the economy
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Mon April 06, 2020
(Independent)
 
 
 
Spain joins the Yang Gang
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Ok. Live shows you WISH you'd been in the audience for. But missed out on because you weren't alive in 1957 or whenever
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Sun April 05, 2020
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
It is time to start talking about the D-word? Yes, yes it is. No, not that D-word, the other one
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Sat April 04, 2020
(TechRadar)
 
 
 
Tired of the Chinese zooming in to spy on you? Skype has stepped up and is offering video meetings with no sign up
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Fri April 03, 2020
(ZDNet)
 
 
 
The ultimate fix for Google Chrome running slow on a PC or a Mac. Use a different browser
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Mortgage lenders prepare for home loan default rates well beyond Great Recession levels in 2008. It's going to be a bumpy night
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Thu April 02, 2020
(Fark)
 
 
 
I'm off to the main page to find a couple more liters to sponsor for six months. Who's with me? C'mon. What? Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no! Let's go!
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Wed April 01, 2020
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
US intelligence officials privately confirm that China's coronavirus numbers are bullshiat
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
As everyone predicted, the true winners of the pandemic appear to be the divorce lawyers
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Mon March 30, 2020
(Syfy)
 
 
 
For those 6 farkers who haven't seen it, you can now see all of 6 for free on the SyFy website
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
A Trump. A hotel. A fraud case. Panama
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Sun March 29, 2020
(Fark)
 
 
 
What are some good band names for the moment? I've got The Social Distancing for an emo band (always with the "The") and Snot Rocket and the Social Distancers for a punk band
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Sat March 28, 2020
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Five. Five minute. Five minute COVID-19 test
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Fri March 27, 2020
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Microbreweries in the Czech Republic fear 1,900,000 liters of beer could go undrunk. Oh the Brewmanity
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Thu March 26, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Caterpillar stops crawling, starts building chrysalis for some time next year
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Coronavirus is not Trump's Katrina; by the numbers, it's his Vietnam
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
You know that "miracle" drug Trump won't shut up about? Turns out not giving the drug is more effective than giving the drug. Followup tag in quarantine, Fail is social distancing, and can't use facepalm because DON'T TOUCH YOUR FACE
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Wed March 25, 2020
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Republicans prepared to scuttle the coronavirus stimulus plan because poor people have it too easy
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Fed hires Conflict of Interest, LLC. to oversee the bailout
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Reveal that aggravating trait your ex or current spouse has, but is either oblivious to or refuses to seriously understand is a dagger in some relationships
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Tue March 24, 2020
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Why are people still going on cruises
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Holy shiat: clogged toilets on the Navy's latest 2 aircraft carriers require a periodic $400,000 acid flush, because the pipes are too narrow to handle the morning dump
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Trump to New York: Drop dead
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
1/6 of the world population is now in full lockdown
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Mon March 23, 2020
(Fark)
 
 
 
I'm working from home for the first time ever. I always thought i wasted a lot of time at work. Compared to working at home that was rookie stuff
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
LIVE: Yertle whining to America about Coronavirus Bill
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
The "beer game," invented in the late 1950s, helps retailers solve today's toilet paper crisis
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(Fark)
 
 
 
I would like to imagine a universe where each and every of Wayne Brady's improvised songs on Whose Line actually exist as proper recordings
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Sun March 22, 2020
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Treasury: We need to do everything possible to stave off 20% unemployment. Fed: 20%? Oh, you sweet summer child
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Food, food, food everywhere and no one to eat it
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Sat March 21, 2020
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Only the rich get COVID-19 tests. New hotness: The rich try to reserve hospital beds
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
If you picked Florida for the first fatal coronavirus argument between roommates, collect your pr...wait, what? Ann Arbor??
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Fri March 20, 2020
(Fark)
 
 
 
Hey Farkers do we have any MTGArena players? My friends list is empty -Drew
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Looks like gas is going to stay cheap for a while yet, just in time for you to be stuck at home not using it
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Thu March 19, 2020
(Fark)
 
 
 
So, when does Borderland 3 for Mac come out on steam?
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
As Kudlow proposes public ownership of companies bailed out by the US, dems realize even AOC has been outflanked on the left by Republicans
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Wed March 18, 2020
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Poland's refusing to stand by, just threw a stimulus package worth 9% of GDP on the table
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
We haven't heard about WeWork in a while, let's check in and see how they're handling the pandemic. Oh, that's not good
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Italian study says 99% of people who died from coronavirus had some other preexisting condition. Sorry, but this does not bode well for those of you with ailments
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
"Corporate Virtue in the Time of Coronavirus." Admit it - you needed a laugh
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
The post-virus economic recovery could be a green one. Let's take the good news where we can get it
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Tue March 17, 2020
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Privacy rankings of browsers. Why yes, Microsoft's Edge is at the bottom, tied with Russia's Yandex (whatever that is)
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Farker journal entries from the depths of our covid-19 self-isolation chambers. Let's make it interesting, help out students for whom covid-19 will be just a mundane historical internet research paper topic 50 years from now
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(Fark)
 
 
 
The antivaxxers seem to be quiet
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Go to oreillyauto.com. Type "121G" into the part search... you'll thank me. Use at your own risk
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(Fark)
 
 
 
I would normally never do this, but thanks to all Farkers for creating our online community. We may become very important to each other in weeks to come. Be safe, and engage here
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Mon March 16, 2020
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
*looks at NYSE* Uh...huh...sure Steve. Whatever reality you have to tell yourself
source: bloomberg.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Translation: The airline industry is collapsing
source: bloomberg.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
10 minute coronavirus test not made by Theranos could be a game changer
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Sun March 15, 2020
(Awful Announcing)
 
 
 
Deadspin is back, just in time to "stick to sports" when they're aren't any
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Sat March 14, 2020
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Denmark: Shut. Down. Everything. Oh, and lets activate the military to make sure
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Space Jam doesn't hold up in case you were wondering
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