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headlines found matching 'brain'
Wed July 18, 2018
(NextGov)
 
 
 
DARPA creating mind-machine interface for military use; UN Commissioner Lal blabbering on about "private army of demons" or something
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Cougar in deadly attack had 'no abnormalities' according to report. Apparently, a haze of Dolce and Gabbana is just natural for the species
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Tue July 17, 2018
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
For some reason that makes any sense whatsoever, Elon Musk is donating ten times more money to Republicans than Democrats. Sure, sure, it's to keep dialogue open. Here's some dialogue, support Democrats, prove you have a brain
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(WESA Pittsburgh)
 
 
 
Scientist get grant to drink and hook up. I mean to study beer goggles - they are real
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Mon July 16, 2018
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Alzheimer's Association lists symptoms to watch out for, such as problems with words in speaking or writing and decreased or poor judgment. They suggest checking Twitter accounts to find undiagnosed sufferers
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Sun July 15, 2018
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Science says, the only thing that makes you fat is fat. Sugar makes no difference, so eat all the sugar you want. Yee haw
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Thu July 12, 2018
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
It's a no-brainer that racism and fascism go hand in hand because, how better to live your life as a member of a super-intelligent master race than to blindly follow the whims of one guy?
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Tue July 10, 2018
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
"You are in breach of condition 15.4(c) of your agreement with PayPal Credit as we have received notice that you are deceased... this breach is not capable of remedy"
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
New glasses promise to cure motion sickness, any thoughts of looking cool
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
New glasses promise to cure motion sickness, any thoughts of looking cool
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Fake wellness blogger who made BS claims that she self cured her non-existent cancer and collected money for charities, but pocketed it instead, now on the hook for $400k
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Mon July 09, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
The people brainstorming ideas for Elon Musk's rescue submarine are something
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Sun July 08, 2018
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
If he hadn't refused to sell beer to the punk, he would have remained blissfully unaware of his brain tumor
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Sat July 07, 2018
(Metro)
 
 
 
Evidence suggests wearing a tie to work may limit a person's thinking skills. Well, that would certainly explain a lot
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Wed July 04, 2018
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
To be fair, having a neighbor shoot microwaves into your brain would be cause for alarm
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(Facebook)
 
 
 
Juneau AK has the earliest 4th of July fireworks show in the country. Show starts at midnight local time, or 4am EST
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Mon July 02, 2018
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Electric brain stimulation may help reduce violent crime. Either that or eating a Snickers
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
What do ice cream, coffee, and mice have in common? Aside from 'They taste terrible when blended with vodak'
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Sat June 30, 2018
(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
Actual headline: "A month after flooding, Ellicott City shops reach a watershed moment in deciding whether to return"
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Fri June 29, 2018
(WGNTV Chicago)
 
 
 
Protip: Find out what gym nurses work out at. Actually, that's a good tip for a lot of things
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Scientists can now use a brain scan to determine your IQ. Well, not you. You know yours is at least in the 130-140 range based on an internet test you took at 3 AM when you were drunk and not even interested in the result
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Scientists can now use a brain scan to determine your IQ. Well, not you. You know yours is at least in the 130-140 range based on an internet test you took at 3 AM when you were drunk and not even interested in the result
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Thu June 28, 2018
(The Weekly Standard)
 
 
 
Neuroscientists chase incorrect theories, brain-imaging studies suffer from statistical mistakes, and economics embraces faulty premises. Here comes the bad (and spreading) science
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Tue June 26, 2018
(Fark)
 
 
 
I've got several hours of brain dead work ahead of me. Give me some good podcast recommendations. Prefer current political events, science, and/or history, thanks. DIT
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Mon June 25, 2018
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Just as the NFL did for years, the NHL is skating around the brain-injury problem
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Sat June 23, 2018
(Media Matters)
 
 
 
"The Pentagon has weaponized perfumes that make men gay to prevent them from having kids," claims...oh, go on, guess who would say something this stupid
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(Media Matters)
 
 
 
"The Pentagon has weaponized perfumes that make men gay to prevent them from having kids," claims...oh, go on, guess who would say something this stupid
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Fri June 22, 2018
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Just in case the BLUE wave isn't huge enough, Republicans and tiny-brained Trump pass a farm bill to harm all their dedicated rural (and for some stupid reason, Trump loving) fans. Congratulations farmers, you've reaped your benefit
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Thu June 21, 2018
(IGN)
 
 
 
I, for one, welcome our neanderthal minibrain connected to a crab robot overlords
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(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Terrell Owens denies he is completely brainwashing his puppet Julio Jones
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Wed June 20, 2018
(Buy 2 for discount)
 
 
 
Strange: Performance artist sold bottles of hot dog water at street festival. Stranger: For $38 per bottle. Fark: Sold about 60 liters
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Tue June 19, 2018
(NewsOK)
 
 
 
Q: How do you locate where Lewis and Clark camped? A: Find their latrines
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(Inverse)
 
 
 
Fire up the untz untz untz, researchers determine MDMA not as harmful as previously thought
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(SacBee)
 
 
 
It's not a selfie, it's science, say scientists who posed next to dead great white shark - sparking uproar by folks who said they 'disrespected' it
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
How to understand your dog. Hint: your dog wants steak. Don't bother trying to understand your cat; it just hasn't figured out how to kill you yet
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Mon June 18, 2018
(NPR)
 
 
 
Wait. You're saying that parents who have an autistic child and select "cutting glutens" instead of "an appropriate medication regimen" as their means of treatment are liable to be fooled by other bullshiat alternative treatment programs as well?
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(The Wrap)
 
 
 
Seth MacFarlane says Fox News makes him embarrassed to work for Fox
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
St. Louis area man known far and wide for his tireless philanthropy and support of all things local clinging to life after he witnessed a car theft in progress - and was promptly mowed down by the thieves in an attempt to eliminate witnesses
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Fri June 15, 2018
(USA Today)
 
 
 
If your brain could talk it would ask you for fat-laced carbs
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
If your brain could talk it would ask you for fat-laced carbs
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Woman's father died because she couldn't afford the $5 hospital parking fee (possible nsfw content on page)
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Thu June 14, 2018
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Brain-eating amoeba found still present in Louisiana despite fears of malnutrition
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Wed June 13, 2018
(News Republic)
 
 
 
Baby with big head cannot be unseen
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Mon June 11, 2018
(WSOCTV)
 
 
 
"Gee, Brain, what do you want to do tonight?" "The same thing we do every night, Pinky - try to sneak drugs into jail" (With mugshot goodness)
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Dennis Miller has a Trumpy new podcast: Being able to understand a Dennis Miller analogy is like being able to recognize a brain tumor on your own CT scan - the sense of accomplishment only lasts a few seconds before the existential dread sets in
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Thu June 07, 2018
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Scientists think REM sleep might be your brain's way of "shivering" to stay warm. Still not sure of the frequency Kenneth
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Scientists think REM sleep might be your brain's way of "shivering" to stay warm. Still not sure of the frequency Kenneth
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Are you a coffee achiever or are you a half double decaffeinated half-calf with a twist of lemon?
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
M-O-O-N, that spells researchers have successfully created synthetic brain-destroying human prions in a lab
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Evangelical college makes movie claiming Trump was "chosen by God" to lead the country. God unavailable for comment, as always
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Wed June 06, 2018
(Men's Health)
 
 
 
Sex can boost your short term memory. In other news, sex is shown to boost your short term memory
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Decoding the honeybee dance could lead to healthier hives, sweeter grooves and moves
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Tue June 05, 2018
(Consequence of Sound)
 
 
 
♫ In the not too distant future, next Sunday A.D. / There was a guy named Joel who'll be touring the country ♫
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Mon June 04, 2018
(CBS Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Study shows that too much bad news makes you mentally ill and physically sick. Ask your doctor if Farkitol® is right for you
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(Express Tribune (Pakistan))
 
 
 
One person dies from tobacco consumption every five seconds. Man that dude really needs to quit smoking
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Humans needs religion because ignorance is bliss
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Sat June 02, 2018
(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
So what does caffeine do to your body and brain?
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
So what does caffeine do to your body and brain?
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Fri June 01, 2018
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Inside the last 48 seconds, three ties, two lead changes, and one JR Smith brain freeze of regulation in the NBA Finals last night
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Simione Giertz's surgery successful. Tag is for "she woke up long enough to make an inappropriate joke"
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Thu May 31, 2018
(Time)
 
 
 
Here's how much exercise you need to keep your brain healthy: Cheeseburger
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(Time)
 
 
 
Here's how much exercise you need to keep your brain healthy: Cheeseburger
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(CBS Sacramento)
 
 
 
Australian scientists say the human body has a "second brain" in its rear end and it may be smarter than we think
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(MSN)
 
 
 
So why does your partner smell so good to you? Here comes the science
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Wed May 30, 2018
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Glasses wearers are more intelligent, tend to make spectacles of themselves
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Simone Giertz is going in for her brain surgery today
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Tue May 29, 2018
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
MIT figures out how to cross the blood-brain barrier with cancer drugs. Turns out you have to take the goose back on the return trip
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(LGBTQ Nation)
 
 
 
The brains of transgendered individuals match the brains belonging to their preferred gender. No word on how the zombies could tell
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Sun May 27, 2018
(Sky.com)
 
 
 
New 'mind-reading' headset changes plot of new film based on your reactions. You already thought of a trillion better headlines for this story
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Sat May 26, 2018
(WSBTV)
 
 
 
Braintree police succeed in finding a motorist driving without his
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Thu May 24, 2018
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Psychologists explain why the rate Trump lies is increasing and if trends continue it will reach 500 billion lies per second by the end of his 1st term
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Wed May 23, 2018
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Leg exercise is critical to brain and nervous system health. So get busy walking, or get busy not... good.. thinking so ...purple?
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Leg exercise is critical to brain and nervous system health. So get busy walking, or get busy not... good.. thinking so ...purple?
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Tue May 22, 2018
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
You just got this headline
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(Quartz)
 
 
 
Alzheimer's Disease? Never heard of him. Probably some low-level plaquer
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(Press and Guide)
 
 
 
Competitive eater explains his tactics for victory in Epic Burrito Challenge; "get yourself focused. I walk a lot and listen to music. 'Brain Gym' is my secret weapon" Not after you tell a reporter it isn't
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Fri May 18, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
You hear there's been a deadly school shooting. Do you (A) turn on the news to see what happened (B) set up a GoFundMe page for the victims' families, or, (C) grab your MAGA hat, 'Murkan flag and gun, and head on down to the scene of the crime
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Turns out, there is a right way and a wrong way to accept a compliment
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Thu May 17, 2018
(The Japan News)
 
 
 
Fujitsu unveils very special K supercomputer, 100 times faster than regular K and loaded with vitamins and minerals
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
New study says dementia exercise programs "don't slow brain decline." So if you forgot you had to be at the gym in 26 minutes, it's OK
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(105.9 The Brew)
 
 
 
The decades old beef between Eric Clapton and Jeff Beck is swelling up like their aging prostates
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
"Why does alcohol make us drunk?" Science to the left, experience to the right
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(Public Library of Science)
 
 
 
Study shows sitting around all day not only expands your waist, it also shrinks your brain
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(Public Library of Science)
 
 
 
Study shows sitting around all day not only expands your waist, it also shrinks your brain
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Wed May 16, 2018
(Click2Houston)
 
 
 
The ring police, They search through the grains. The ring police They come to the beach. The ring police They're saving my brain
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(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
The next Internet black/blue dress is audio. Do you hear "Yanny" or "Laurel"?
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Tue May 15, 2018
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Proof of alien warriors on Mars. Pareidolia warning
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Mon May 14, 2018
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Advice on how to start having more sex
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
The Rick and Summer treatment for depression is proven to work in real life
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Sat May 12, 2018
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Meh, always knew octopuses are really "aliens" from another planet that came here as frozen eggs millions of years ago. Why else would they be so smart? (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Scientists to use Neanderthal DNA to grow mini-brains so that they can learn the differences between Neanderthal and Homo Sapien. They are currently using Republican midterm candidates and alt-right guys to approximate the same thing
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Tue May 08, 2018
(CBC)
 
 
 
There goes the Jays' season
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(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
Woman's 'runny nose' turns out to be brain fluid leak. No word how many submissions she greenlit
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(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
Uber autonomous driving software apparently capable of detecting when someone is homeless and not worth stopping for
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Mon May 07, 2018
(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Tonight, on Supergirl, the Worldkillers have united and suddenly ice cream doesn't seem important anymore. (CW 8ET) Later, on iZombie, Liv is on a brain that doesn't play by the rules. (CW 9ET)
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Futurama head in a jar is now 1 step closer as Pig's brains kept alive for 36 hours separate from their bodies
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Sun May 06, 2018
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Mother signs papers to take son off life support. Kid comes out of his coma. Talk about awkward conversations
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Mother signs papers to take son off life support. Kid comes out of his coma. Talk about awkward conversations
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Most absurd GoFundMe campaigns of all time. List includes helping to prove the world is flat, funding a 'spiritual journey' around the world to purchasing an actual human. Oh by the way, subby needs help to study the effects of Fark on your brain
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Sat May 05, 2018
(NYPost)
 
 
 
If you thought the NXIVM story couldn't get any worse, well... you were wrong (warning: describes some really disturbing stuff)
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Are you having trouble hearing these silent GIFs? Let us TURN UP THE VISUAL MOTION
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Are you having trouble hearing these silent GIFs? Let us TURN UP THE VISUAL MOTION
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Hibernating squirrels could be the solution to the organ shortage, at least if you need new nuts
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Wood frogs hold in urine all winter as a survival mechanism. And you thought it was tough to sit through an entire movie without getting up to use the restroom
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Fri May 04, 2018
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Having cured cancer, scientists have moved on to forcing crocodiles to listen to classical music while scanning them with MRI machines
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Mon April 30, 2018
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Here's some crappy news. Simone Giertz has a brain tumor
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Sun April 29, 2018
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Science attempts to unlock the secrets of the teenage brain, as we need to know how often they think of sex, college, sex, booze, and sex
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Science attempts to unlock the secrets of the teenage brain, as we need to know how often they think of sex, college, sex, booze, and sex
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
A scientist spent years studying a gene. Then she had a baby with an extremely rare disorder tied to it
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Sat April 28, 2018
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Yodeling is not only the rapid and repeated transition from low to high pitched tones, it is also considered the fastest way to get a stranger to punch you in the face
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(Tech Times)
 
 
 
Tinnitus might not be as harsh of a cruel mistress in the future. But seriously, do you not hear that?
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Thu April 26, 2018
(Metro)
 
 
 
CAUTION: Smartphone zombie crossing
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Wed April 25, 2018
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Once you eat the right kind of dark chocolate, you'll never go back
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Tue April 24, 2018
(BBC)
 
 
 
Your gut bacteria are changing your mood. Want pizza and beer
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Your gut bacteria are changing your mood. Want pizza and beer
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Mon April 23, 2018
(Science News Magazine)
 
 
 
Scientists modify fruit flies so they'll orgasm whenever they see a red light, ensuring they'll never speed on a yellow to beat the red
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
White Sox reliever Danny Farquhar on 10-day disabled list with brain hemorrhage. Wait, what?
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Sat April 21, 2018
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
While you're trying to gather the energy to fetch another bag of Cheetos from the kitchen, a guy with 11 brain tumors and one lung is getting ready to run the London Marathon
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Fri April 20, 2018
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
There is no such thing as an autism mouse, scientists say. For one thing, they aren't exactly social butterflies, and predilection for shirts and gloves says nothing about their brain chemistry
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(CNN)
 
 
 
CNN once again continues to ask the tough questions - Why does smoking pot give you the munchies?
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Thu April 19, 2018
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Scientist warns smartphones are as addictive as heroin. Fortunately, they're much harder to inject. (possible nsfw content on page)
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Study links traumatic brain injury to dementia, so if you want to avoid Alzheimer's, you should stop reading the politics tab and smacking your head in disbelief
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Scientists grow human brain in a mouse. Are you pondering what I'm pondering? (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
"Tell me Calf-er lover, have your braynes ever seen the loight of daey?"
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Wed April 18, 2018
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Mike Cernovich's brain finally turns to mush
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Tue April 17, 2018
(Metro)
 
 
 
Tripping balls on peyote or mushrooms? Cultural appropriation
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Mon April 16, 2018
(Consequence of Sound)
 
 
 
Tonight on iZombie, Liv becomes the ultimate wing man on playboy brain. (CW 9ET)
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(DW)
 
 
 
Brain pacemaker is successful, still won't make grandpa do the speed limit in the passing lane
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(LA Weekly)
 
 
 
Here are some suggestions for what music to listen to with different strains of cannabis. Pink Floyd and the Grateful Dead weirdly missing
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Sun April 15, 2018
(Time)
 
 
 
Company thinks it can cure smartphone addiction
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Sat April 14, 2018
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Elizabeth, I'm comin' to join ya, honey ...in 23 hours
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Fri April 13, 2018
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Things to do in Hawaii: visit Waikiki, surf Kona, have rat lungworms invade your spinal cord
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Wed April 11, 2018
(Science Magazine)
 
 
 
Have we humans thought our cunning artificial intelligence plan all the way through? What will happen when they get depressed and have hallucinations and start wrecking the place?
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Tue April 10, 2018
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Supergenius with humongous brain touts his superiority over online plebes
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Mon April 09, 2018
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Tonight, on Legends of Tomorrow, Cowboys, Pirates and, Legionnaires, oh my. (CW 8ET) Later, on iZombie, The brain in Spain falls mainly on the plain. (CW 9ET)
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(Scientific American)
 
 
 
Did you buy Bitcoins? It's not because you're an idiot, it's just because you have a larger amygdalae with fewer connections to the medial prefrontal cortex
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(Scientific American)
 
 
 
Did you buy Bitcoins? It's not because you're an idiot, it's just because you have a larger amygdalae with fewer connections to the medial prefrontal cortex
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Sun April 08, 2018
(Hockey Feed)
 
 
 
Stan Mikita's mind is "completely gone." Wayne Campbell inconsolable
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
The US opioid crisis explained. TL;DR: pills are a gateway drug
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Thu April 05, 2018
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Good news everyone: Drink up, humans make more brain cells throughout their lives
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Tue April 03, 2018
(MIT Technology Review)
 
 
 
MIT: yeah, let's get our name off that fatal brain-uploading thing. Let the droolers at RPI and Caltech run with it
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Fri March 30, 2018
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Video games help aging canines stay mentally agile. Your dog wants Sudoku
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Thu March 29, 2018
(Scientific American)
 
 
 
The bad news is that cell phones again (may) cause brain cancer. The good news is we aren't holding them close to our brain as much and should probably be more worried about the CAR
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Wed March 28, 2018
(UPI)
 
 
 
Study links aggressive brain tumors' growth to single gene. Gene challenges results, argues that his marital status has no relevance in the findings
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Tue March 27, 2018
(Bozeman Daily Chronicle)
 
 
 
University of Montana wanted to induct former NY Giants Linebacker Corey Widmer into their Hall of Fame, but he politely declined on the grounds that football has "destroyed his life" by turning his brain into a bowl of runny pudding
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Sun March 25, 2018
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
AI is more powerful now than ever before. How can we regulate it?
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Fri March 23, 2018
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Lorna Luft undergoes successful surgery for removal of a brain tumor. Mother unavailable for comment
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
The brain learns completely differently than we've assumed since the 20th century. Except for yours
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
For subby Adoption is the Option, what about you?
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Thu March 22, 2018
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Scientists develop portable brain scanner, described as gamechanger in neural care, high fashion
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Scientists develop portable brain scanner, described as gamechanger in neural care, high fashion
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Wed March 21, 2018
(NPR)
 
 
 
In between building homes for impoverished families and fighting metastatic brain cancer, Jimmy Carter found time to assassinate every last guinea worm in South Sudan
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Study shows LSD blurs lines between self and others; brings those purple monkey dragon hybrids into sharp relief
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Study shows LSD blurs lines between self and others; brings those purple monkey dragon hybrids into sharp relief
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Try the new brain freeze diet
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