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Fri January 27, 2023
(Axios)
 
 
 
College students now oppose lawn care
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(The Root)
 
 
 
Who knew Jim Crowe worked at an Oregon gas station?
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Thu January 26, 2023
(Axios)
 
 
 
168 members of the RNC. Guess how many have endorsed Trump. Go on, guess
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Wed January 25, 2023
(Axios)
 
 
 
Axios wouldn't bait-n-switch "Biden's new tax hammer" to describe "Stupid new GOP tax plan" would they?
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Tue January 24, 2023
(CNN)
 
 
 
CNN reporter just now discovering that all your bosses are nothing more than smarmy douchebags with no skills who fail their way to the top
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(Axios)
 
 
 
How did ChatGPT become so powerful? And does it have something to do with the fact that humans aren't as complicated as they think they are. We. I mean we, not humans
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Sun January 22, 2023
(Axios)
 
 
 
Survey asks Gen Z want they want to be when they grow up. They will be quite disappointed when they find out the answer is "societal collapse survivor on a nearly uninhabitable planet"
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Wed January 18, 2023
(Axios)
 
 
 
"Please state nature of the medical emergency. Side note: have you seen Sarah Connor?"
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Tue January 17, 2023
(Axios)
 
 
 
Davos isn't dead, so the Daleks remain a threat
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Sat January 14, 2023
(Axios)
 
 
 
Operation Warp Speed hits black hole
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Fri January 13, 2023
(Game Rant)
 
 
 
Dungeons and Dragons players are revolting
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Teachers debating AI-generated essays. In my day, you reworded articles
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Thu January 12, 2023
(Axios)
 
 
 
"Tech's recent jettisoning of employees is driven more by market scrutiny of some of the bad ideas tech 'geniuses' have dumped money on in recent years - rather than economic fundamentals"
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
My boyfriend lives in my house with my 2 kids, but refuses to pay rent or contribute to food and utility bills. Should I buy him a new car?
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Wed January 11, 2023
(Axios)
 
 
 
Business: "C'mon, we don't use interns as cheap labor - they're getting exposure to new business opportunities" Big Tech: "Here's an AI you can use like an intern." Business: *kicks interns to the curb* "Even cheaper labor WHOOOOO"
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Tue January 10, 2023
(Axios)
 
 
 
House Speaker McCarthy was forced to create "shadow document" that contains concessions made to Freedom Caucus members in writing...because the word of Speaker McCarthy is worth as much as the dirt on the boot of a January 6 insurrectionist
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Mon January 09, 2023
(Axios)
 
 
 
Axios: President Biden will pivot to the center for 2024 bid, which implies he was on the left at some point
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(MPR News)
 
 
 
Latest Apple devices will automatically call 911 if you're in a car crash. Or if you're skiing, or riding a snowmobile, or on a roller coaster, or shoveling snow too enthusiastically
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Sat January 07, 2023
(The Spectator UK)
 
 
 
Because it's idiotic
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Fri January 06, 2023
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
All that Boebert and her allies were proving, Hannity said, was that "20 people don't want Kevin McCarthy at this time." Actually, Sean, that's 232 people. Remember the Dems?
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Thu January 05, 2023
(Axios)
 
 
 
Celsius exchange fraudster Mashinsky: "Banks are not your friends." Bankruptcy judge: "not your crypto, deposits belong to Celsius"
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Mon January 02, 2023
(MSN)
 
 
 
The latest thing that can be blamed on "wokeism", Southwest Airlines winter storm meltdown
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Fri December 30, 2022
(Axios)
 
 
 
USA posting ISIS kills like McDonald's customers served
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Thu December 29, 2022
(NPR)
 
 
 
The small-government, free-market worshipping, Republicans are VERY ANGRY that some companies are trying to come up with a market -based solution to address climate change, and intend to punish them severely when they regain control of the House
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Tue December 27, 2022
(Axios)
 
 
 
Tesla stock crashes and burns, just like the cars
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Mon December 26, 2022
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Monday Night Football is in Indianapolis for the Chargers and the Colts. Can the Chargers improve their playoff chances? Or will the Colts play the role as spoiler? Kickoff is at 8:15 PM ET on ESPN
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(Axios)
 
 
 
No one roaming in Buffalo
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Sat December 24, 2022
(Axios)
 
Hero
 
Ukrainian support is so great Putin miscalculated
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"Law Enforcement can no longer stand idle and presume we can arrest ourselves out of this epidemic"
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Thu December 22, 2022
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Thursday Night Football kicks off week 16 of the NFL season with the Jaguars visiting the Jets. Trevor Lawrence vs Zach Wilson. Both teams will be trying to keep playoff their hopes alive. Kickoff at 8:15pm ET on Amazon Prime
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
Here we have a test of the 2023 Honda HR-V by six purrfect reviewers. Dog gone, it's got some great features
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
🎶 Slip sliding away. Slip sliding away, hey. Slip sliding away on the thin ice of a new day. 🎶
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Sun December 18, 2022
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Traveling this holiday week? Er ... are you *sure* because there's a huge storm bearing down on most of the country
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Thu December 15, 2022
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Let's check out how allowing fetuses full freedom has affected infant and maternal mortality rates...oh, gee, anyone surprised?
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(WLWT)
 
 
 
Bird rescued. Fark: from tree
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Wed December 14, 2022
(Axios)
 
 
 
Get ready for a surprise tax form if you get paid through Venmo or Paypal
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Tue December 13, 2022
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Will Trump's bad polling help send him to prison? (Nothowanyofthisworks.gif)
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Giuliani avoids jail over alimony contempt, cites high cost of hair dye for failure to pay
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Mon December 12, 2022
(Axios)
 
 
 
It can't really evaporate if it's not real in the first place *taps head*
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Wed December 07, 2022
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Herschel Walker might have actually done something good for America besides lose
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Mon December 05, 2022
(Axios)
 
 
 
Looks like flu season took getting cancelled last year personally
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Senate plots pro-pot move for the upcoming lame-duck session. They clearly know they are going to need it once they see the Republican House agenda
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Sat December 03, 2022
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Mass Lottery officials worried this economy's diverted rubes from losing money on scratchers & Keno; "I've been calling All or Nothing 'Nothing But Nothing.' It has not truly added anything to the bottom line"
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Tue November 29, 2022
(Living The Fast Food Life)
 
 
 
Chick-Fil-A operator's solution to his staffing problem is to offers his employees 13-hour, 3-day full-time schedules. Well, this will end... wait, with 100% retention rate and overall greater employee satisfaction?
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Mon November 28, 2022
(God's Spies)
 
 
 
'I mean, Christ, this is a woman who was brought up in Baltimore politics. We weren't working with some neophyte'
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Thu November 24, 2022
(Some Parent)
 
 
 
Handy guide for understanding political rants at the Thanksgiving table
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Sat November 19, 2022
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Bruce Springsteen defends high ticket prices like a boss
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Bruce Springsteen defends high ticket prices like a boss
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Fri November 18, 2022
(AlterNet)
 
 
 
Midterm polls were off due to strategery from Democrats or something
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(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
Hero
 
NYT reporter travels to Ukraine, describes what Americans could learn from Ukrainians' fierce resolve
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Wed November 16, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Uvalde mayor vows senior coward who knew children needed rescuing from Robb Elementary will be gone 'by the end of this week'
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Mon November 07, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"Rule Number One: Never lose money. Rule Number Two: Never forget rule number one" ~Warren Buffet~
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Fri November 04, 2022
(Axios)
 
 
 
Trump's attempts to destroy election integrity in Georgia are more wacky than we knew
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Wed November 02, 2022
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Don't die. There's too much math
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Depressing, makes me want to drink
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Tue November 01, 2022
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Takeoff grounded for good
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(Axios)
 
 
 
In a world where Companies keep salary secret, it's easy to underpay people, especially women and minorites. That world is ending - Welcome to Pay Transparency
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Mon October 31, 2022
(WFTV Orlando)
 
Hero
 
Sometimes Florida Man does good things
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Sun October 30, 2022
(Axios)
 
 
 
White Nationalist Nick Fuentes:"Hooray. I'm back on Twitt..."
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Fri October 28, 2022
(Axios)
 
 
 
Google takes on Microsoft for government handouts
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Thu October 27, 2022
(ZDNet)
 
 
 
It belongs in a museum
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Don't be fooled by a strong GDP report. How people feel and what people predict and what people say are what we go by, not actual numbers and data and stuff
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Wed October 26, 2022
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
"I don't owe anything on my house. He does on his. He wants me to share the costs of his. Is that fair?"
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Tue October 25, 2022
(Axios)
 
 
 
"it's just gone 8 o clock and time for the Emperor penguin on top of your Antarctic ice shelf to explode"
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Fri October 21, 2022
(Axios)
 
 
 
UK politics show bills are overdue
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Thu October 20, 2022
(Axios)
 
 
 
We're not recording this Zoom job interview for any reason other than to share it with a member of the team who's on vacation. Really. That's totally why we're recording. That's the only reason
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Tue October 18, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
It's time to break out your tiny violins, everybody. The dollar is so strong right now that scrappy up-and-comers like Apple, Proctor & Gamble, and McDonald's are getting hammered on international profits. Hopefully they'll raise prices to survive
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(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
Deathcap for foodie
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Fri October 14, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Remember how the stock market yesterday was all "Here, dudes, have 900 points woo hoo." Today: "Yeah, like... we're going to need those points back. Sorry, we got drunk and messed up"
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Delicious treat, or Deadly poison? Let's find out in Ohio
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Thu October 13, 2022
(8 News Now)
 
 
 
ATV riders rate Arizona rescuers as A+, would buy again
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Mon October 10, 2022
(Far Out Magazine)
 
 
 
Why did the Pixies fire Kim Shattuck? Because she wasn't boring enough and the Pixies have a reputation to uphold
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Fri October 07, 2022
(Axios)
 
 
 
AI is become a political tool
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Thu October 06, 2022
(Self Magazine)
 
 
 
Yuck Check your cheese. 25 Brands of Whole Foods, Trader Joe's, Giant, and others may have listeria
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Mike Matheny gets the Royal flush
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Tue October 04, 2022
(Axios)
 
 
 
Pizza-making robots are here, Teen Titans Go tried to warn
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