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Sun August 09, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
If you pull out the Jenga block, the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Touchdown
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Sat August 08, 2020
(Axios)
 
 
 
Turns out, there might be some benefits to online schooling
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Fri August 07, 2020
(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
"The bottom line seemed to be that Trump is promising four more years of "jobs" and of stopping US allies, especially Germany, from "ripping us off." And that's it"
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Rocket Mortgage IPO doesn't have liftoff
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Tue August 04, 2020
(CareerBuilder)
 
 
 
"High Performance Family" in Aspen, Colorado wants to hire a parent for their kids. Must be expert skier and hockey player
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Sun August 02, 2020
(MLB Trade Rumors)
 
 
 
Yoenis Cespedes opts out of the 2020 season to spend time with his wild boars, neglects to tell the Mets
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Fri July 31, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
67 government officials hold war-game exercises for scenarios if Trump loses election. Result: We're most likely screwed
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Because we failed to control it from the get-go, Covid-19 will rule us from here on out. Double-Fark: The darkest time-line where vaccine research stalls out for the same reason you can't cure the common cold
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(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
Buy.com goes retail
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Tue July 28, 2020
(Axios)
 
 
 
Well...yes. You are technically correct
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Fri July 24, 2020
(Axios)
 
 
 
Republican governors who've been following Trump's lead by denying Coronavirus exists find their states and polls are suffering
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Wed July 22, 2020
(MLB Trade Rumors)
 
 
 
Silly Blue Jays. Don't they know that Pirates only hang out with parrots?
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Mon July 20, 2020
(Axios)
 
 
 
Biden's climate change plan could bring unions to the side of clean energy
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Sat July 18, 2020
(Axios)
 
 
 
Sen. Elizabeth Warren will be Biden's pick for the VP slot. Book it, done
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Thu July 16, 2020
(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Trump thought he could outrun the legal avalanche. Seems like all his bad dreams are coming true at once
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Wed July 15, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Goldman Sachs sucked down a metric buttload of vigorish from all the government spending
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Mon July 13, 2020
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Cop points his gun at cuffed black man for refusing to give his name. Officers on the scene stand by and watch. Wait, they intervened, reported the bad cop and he has now been fired, arrested and charged? What is this world coming to?
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(Political Flare)
 
 
 
Just say no...to God
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Michael Cohen's lawyer: Since the Supreme Court ruled 9-0 that a president can be criminally prosecuted for state crimes WHILE he is in office, well, let's just say my client has enough on Trump you can measure him for an orange jumpsuit NOW
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(Axios)
 
 
 
White House Chief of Staff Mark Meadows has come up with a cunning secret plan to catch staffers leaking information to the press, that's lifted from a Tom Clancy novel. And since you are reading about it here on Fark, you know how well it's working
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Fri July 10, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The Trump administration is now reducing the number of green cards printed to screw over minorities
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(Military.com)
 
 
 
Join the Air Force and get that flying car you always wanted
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
"Whatever you call it, the natural byproduct of human digestion - feces, fecal material, poo or poop - is a true indicator of internal health." Tag is for when you eat too much cheese
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Wed July 08, 2020
(The Spun)
 
 
 
Jim Harbaugh: "COVID is part of our society. It wasn't caused by football or caused by sports. There's no expert view right now that I'm aware of that sports is going to make that worse" First part: correct. Second part: what a dumbass
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Mon July 06, 2020
(Indian Country Today)
 
 
 
Federal Judge: Get that oil out of the Dakota Access Pipeline now and shut it down. Did I stutter?
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Fri July 03, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
Cirque du Soleil was dancing on an invisible tightrope even before the virus
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Wed July 01, 2020
(Courthouse News Service)
 
 
 
"All student speech is considered on-campus" is not something this appeals court is buying. Verdict in favor of Cheerleader F F F F
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(Futurism)
 
 
 
A professor in China says he's invented a jet engine that can turn electricity directly into thrust
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Tue June 30, 2020
(Axios)
 
 
 
Buddy can you spare anything but a dime: The (near) cashless society has arrived thanks to the coronavirus
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Fri June 26, 2020
(WAVY Virginia)
 
 
 
Some tunnels under a river in Virginia are up for sale
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Wed June 24, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
The US economy won't recover because the rich aren't spending money on leisure. And you thought the US wasn't a service economy
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Fri June 19, 2020
(Science Daily)
 
 
 
You didn't want to go to a pro sports game anyway
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(Metal Injection)
 
 
 
Insane Clown Posse brings back a rather concise message regarding your 'southern heritage pride'
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(Detroit Metro Times)
 
 
 
Resistance leaders: Burn that rebel flag, Postpone Gatherings and Be Safe. Who are these Empathetic Citizens? Those nice boys from down the street, The Insane Clown Posse
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Saying that city needs leadership and not coronavirus-carrying cowboys, Tampa mayor orders all residents to mask up by 5 PM Friday
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Thu June 18, 2020
(Altoona Mirror)
 
 
 
Come for the apology about the Confederate flag being displayed in a Memorial day Parade, but leave before the awkward conversations
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Tue June 16, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
For decades now, across the entire nation, we've been banning police chokeholds. Yet, inexplicably, police keep choking people. It's a mystery, I suppose. Very mysterious
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Remember the armed "Black Panthers" who showed up to the Atlanta protests? Yeah...about that
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My husband doesn't want anyone to know I have a higher IQ than him; apparently, he's not only dumb, but his ego is too fragile. Do I have to hide this fact or is he being a complete misogynist jackwagon?"
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Fri June 12, 2020
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Fark-ready headline: Why The November Election Is Going To Be Even More Effed Than We Realized
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
People aren't still having sex... It's been going on for quite awhile... Perhaps it's not fashionable... It has now gone out of style... People aren't still having sex... People aren't still having sex... People aren't still having sex
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(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
SMU law school revokes admission of unidentified student for unspecified behavior. So let that be a lesson to all of you
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(Axios)
 
 
 
The moratorium on evictions is about to expire, along with the end of the stimulus money. Uh Oh
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(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
TLDR; If Texas is in play it means the election is in the bag. Well, I guess I can just stay home on November 3rd and play Descent like a true patriot
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Wed June 10, 2020
(GOP)
 
 
 
Somehow, Trump being popular among a dwindling number of Republicans is an indicator that he's gaining momentum for a general election win
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Tue June 09, 2020
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Boxer Mikaela Mayer no longer fighting at Tuesday night's Top Rank boxing card in Las Vegas after being sucker punched by coronavirus
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Sat June 06, 2020
(Times of San Diego)
 
 
 
Good news: Lawrence Welk Village in San Diego County to pay $5.5M to settle timeshare scams. Bad news: Lawrence Welk Village in San Diego County to continue selling timeshare scams
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Wed June 03, 2020
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
FCC stands for Fark Consumers Completely
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Thu May 28, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Armed rednecks have taken sides in the protests: they are in support of the protestors, but protecting shops from looters taking advantage of the situation
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Wed May 27, 2020
(Axios)
 
 
 
Inside the changing millennial home. Wait, they can afford homes?
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Dear Abbie, my wife asks me to screw her brains out while she's hammered and calls me a p*ssy when I refuse. What do
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Mon May 25, 2020
(Axios)
 
 
 
Old & stale: Grover Nordquist shrinks government so it can be drowned a bathtub. New hotness: Jared Kushner shrinks GOP platform from 58 pages down to a bunch of talking points on a pocketable card, presumably so Trump can understand it
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Thu May 21, 2020
(CBS Pittsburgh)
 
 
 
Pennsylvania Governor appeals to the Farker vote
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(The Conversation)
 
 
 
15 ways to keep your indoor cat happy so you'll both live longer
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Mon May 18, 2020
(New Jersey 101.5)
 
 
 
Protestors who look like they haven't seen the inside of a gym since 11th grade come out to support opening of gym despite government orders to stay closed
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Sun May 17, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
State polls suggest Democratic Presidential candidate has "clear national lead". This is not a repeat from 2016
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Sat May 16, 2020
(KOTA TV)
 
 
 
The city of Sturgis, South Dakota is still debating whether to cancel the Motorcycle Rally. Considering the rally is the only reason anyone even knows about Sturgis, it is not an easy decision
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Fri May 15, 2020
(EarthSky)
 
 
 
You had me at multi-layered sandwich
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Thu May 14, 2020
(Vice)
 
 
 
Proving once again that the Internet was a huge mistake, White Supremacists build a site to dox interracial couples
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Wed May 13, 2020
(Fast Company)
 
 
 
Fark-ready headline: 'We may have to rethink the toilet seat altogether.' I can't fap to that
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Mon May 11, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Biden's lead is the steadiest on record for any Democrat seeking the presidency in recent memory
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Sun May 10, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
In the 1960s, Amy Madden turned down Harvard Law School to play bass guitar and dress as black as coal. She stood just like Bill Wyman, but now that life is behind a wall of sleep
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Sat May 09, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Comet Atlas doesn't want to get on the cart. Feels happy
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Fri May 08, 2020
(Axios)
 
 
 
For Silicon Valley in the debate over when to reopen, it boils down to Bill Gates vs. Elon Musk...FIGHT
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Thu May 07, 2020
(Axios)
 
 
 
America once again needs to be labeled a third world country, it's coronavirus recovery is way behind Europe's because of its lame lockdown policies
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Mon May 04, 2020
(Pittsburgh Tribune-Review)
 
 
 
It's going to be really tough for NFL teams needing to draft a Qb next year
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Sat May 02, 2020
(Slate)
 
 
 
One writer attempts to Slate-splain Disney's "May the 4th" legal fiasco. Bottom line: Disney sucks
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Tue April 28, 2020
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
You know sh*t's weird when Juggalos are more responsible citizens than the President of the United States. F*cking leadership, how does it work?
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
STRESSED OUT because of the lock-down? Breathe in through your nose and out through your mouth. Oh God, look out, here comes the science. HERE COMES THE SCIENCE, aaaah, oh right, in through the nose, out through the mouth. Breathe. BREATHE, DAMMIT
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Mon April 27, 2020
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Juvenile correctional centers are now the latest Covid-19 hotspots
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Sun April 26, 2020
(Medium)
 
 
 
A layman explains COVID-19 tests and what they can reliably tell you
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(Axios)
 
 
 
What *won't* change after the Coronavirus crisis passes?
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Fri April 24, 2020
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Chris Cuomo's wife shares health and wellness tips, demonstrates why Fark needs a "woo" tab
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Sat April 18, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
We are now too stupid to take the meat and place it in the freezer without instructions
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Fri April 17, 2020
(Axios)
 
 
 
Fed chair Jay Powell, the hero we need now during this coronavirus crisis
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Thu April 16, 2020
(Axios)
 
 
 
JCPenney's out of pennies
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Wed April 15, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Instagram now trying to influence small businesses via gift cards, food orders and fundraisers
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
"I think that there's hypocrisy here, in that if President Obama had said those words, that the authority is total with the presidency, conservatives' heads would've exploded across the board"
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