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Thu May 13, 2021
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
With the K in Kmart standing for kaput, the chain announces the closing of another store, leaving only two in NJ. Asked to comment, executives said, "We didn't even know we had any KMart stores left in NJ"
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(Medium)
 
 
 
Ed Carpenter to run "The Bitcoin Car" at this year's Indy 500. Confused race fans open another beer, ask which car Dale Junior is driving
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Wed May 12, 2021
(The Irish Times)
 
 
 
Goldman Sachs exec quits his job after making "substantial amount" on Dogecoin. Will be working at Wendy's next week after it falls 99%
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Mon May 10, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
Bitcoin's shine is fading as investors look for other - OOOOOH SHINY NEW YESYESYES - "digital tokens"
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Elizabeth Warren discusses the dangerous flaws of cryptocurrency
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Fri May 07, 2021
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Bank of England governor says the crypto part out loud
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Dogecoin. Much stable. So dollar. Wow
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Wed May 05, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Investing stimulus checks in Dogecoin would have made you $425,000. Much wow
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Why spike? Heckin' dumbass investors. Very follow-up
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Tue May 04, 2021
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
My cheapskate buddy paid me in crypto rather than actual money. It's hit 700x the value & now wants me to return it all & get paid invoice. What do?
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Mon May 03, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
"... and Dogecoin, which literally started as a joke, is now one of the largest digital currencies." Which would seem to argue that Wall St. should stay as far from "crypto" as Jerome Powell is staying away from an interest rate hike
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(The New York Observer)
 
 
 
Etherium founder becomes world's youngest crypto billionaire, when measured in USD Monopoly money
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Just because you sent a bunch of bitcoin to the scammers that encrypted your hard drive doesn't mean they're going to decrypt it for you afterward
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Thu April 29, 2021
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Ethereum hits a new high, becomes the new magic beenz
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Burger chain Muscle Maker to start accepting bitcoin. Also, there's a burger chain named "Muscle Maker"
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Wed April 28, 2021
(Wired)
 
 
 
Feds arrest Russian Swede Bitcoin oligarch for massive cryptocurrency money laundering scheme. Bonus: They tracked him down via blockchain analysis that his company was supposed to defeat
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Tesla now has $2.5B in Bitcoin. Once they go vegan and take up Crossfit, the Quadrangle of Suck will be complete
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Tue April 27, 2021
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Golden State Warriors have moved on from winning basketball games to making money from NFT's. It's a slam dunk
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Mon April 26, 2021
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Two morons agree the sky is pink
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
I would like to convert my entire salary into Bitcoins please
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Camping World pitches a tent for crypto
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
A second exchange collapse has hit the Turkish crypto market
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Sun April 25, 2021
(Tom's Hardware)
 
 
 
Another day, another Bitcoin exchange goes poof with everyone's money
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Fri April 23, 2021
(Reuters)
 
 
 
While still thriving, Bitcoins and other cryptos drop on life's other certainty
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Tue April 20, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
Dogecoin at $50bil makes it bigger than Ford and Kraft. That's the joke. No, seriously
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Venmo users can now buy and sell bitcoin and other cryptocurrencies as well as pay for the education and enrichment of underage women in Florida
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Mon April 19, 2021
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Bitcoin and other Cryptos fall on regulation fears and power outages in China
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
News that the UK is looking into its own digital currency to the left, better names than quidcoin to the right
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Sun April 18, 2021
(Some Music Guy)
 
 
 
Band Name suggestions?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Concern. Much scare
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Fri April 16, 2021
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Dogecoin spikes 300% in a heckin' week, is now $34bil. Hope you enjoyed this week's "Stupid Human Tricks"
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Tue April 13, 2021
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Bitcoin hits new all time highs in a move up before the COIN IPO tomorrow
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Crypto is less bad than the normal banking industry. But who are you gonna believe? A bunch of crypto-analysts and Janet Yellen...or some former CIA director
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Mon April 12, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Got a Commodore 64 laying around and want to make some money?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Yes, the IRS has the power to tax your Bitcoin. Unless, of course, you declare yourself a sovereign citizen first. That stops them cold
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Sun April 11, 2021
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Subby only buys the finest free range grass fed bitcoin
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Wed April 07, 2021
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Bitcoin exchange Coinba$e relea$e$ Q1 number$ ahead of their public debut, and it'$ a $tunner
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Mon April 05, 2021
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Bitcoin exchange Coinbase has been approved to sell shares to the public starting on April 14th, probably under the ticker PNZI
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(Bold)
 
 
 
But of *course* Bitcoin was oozing around somewhere in the scammy, grotesque Gaetz/Greenberg pedo swamp
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Wed March 31, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
I understand burritos. I don't really understand Bitcoin. But I'll gladly take either of them for free if someone's offering
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Goldman Sachs is ready to offer bitcoin and other digital assets to its wealth management clients now that they've already made the easy money
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Mon March 29, 2021
(Men's Health)
 
 
 
To your health [Price, Age, and Flavor may vary like Bitcoin] Somehow it got a glowing review
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Bitcoin: It's everywhere you want to be
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Fri March 26, 2021
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
[Instagram] influencer charged in [Bitcoin] scam arrested for [threatening] a/an [online critic] with a/an [machete]
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Thu March 25, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Is there a single smart farker who can explain to an idiot like subby why NFTs have value as anything other than as a tax dodge or money-laundering vehicle?
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Bitcoin down 7% in just a few hours of trading. Textbook definition of "currency" points, laughs, sips whiskey
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(Electrek)
 
 
 
In the case of a refund, Tesla doesn't have to pay you back in Bitcoin nor the amount that you paid in Bitcoin, but only the value in USD that is listed in the bill of sale
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Another day, another Bitcoin ETF
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Wed March 24, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Good news: You can buy your next Tesla with bitcoin. Buying it with safe driving software still optional, however
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Thu March 18, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Visa to allow millions of merchants to use real money
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Wed March 17, 2021
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Morgan Stanley is the first big U.S. bank to offer clients access to bitcoin funds - just as long as they have plenty to lose
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Jack Dorsey's first tweet could sell for $2.5 million, says money will go to charity
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Tue March 16, 2021
(MacRumors)
 
 
 
Teen gets three years for non-violent crime. We like to jail them young here in the US
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Mon March 15, 2021
(Business Insider (Australia))
 
 
 
In 2010, programmer Laszlo Hanyecz paid 10,000 bitcoin for two Papa John's pizzas. Or in today's money, $600 million
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Sun March 14, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Bitcoin smashes through 60k.......and it's gone
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Sat March 13, 2021
(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
Before bitcoin, there was e-gold. All the same fearmongering with a little less anonymity and a lot less inflation
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Fri March 12, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Bitcoin consumes a LOT of energy: more than Netflix, Apple, Facebook, Microsoft, Google, and every single EV - combined. How much more? At least 30% more, maybe 430% more. But for a beautiful moment in time we're creating a lot of value for bitminers
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Thu March 11, 2021
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
In addition to sucking up all the good video cards, bitcoin miners are going to bring on global warming
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Wed March 10, 2021
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Bill Gates doesn't trust Bitcoin and neither should you (possible nsfw content on page)
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Click left for an article describing Bitcoin's power usage, click right for collective hot air
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Mon March 08, 2021
(FedScoop)
 
 
 
US government's General Services Administration auctioning .7501 Bitcoin
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Sat March 06, 2021
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Bitcoin is an extreme form of libertarian anarchy, says someone who practices extreme forms of economic malfeasance
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Wed March 03, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Supply shock coming to a Bitcoin exchange near you
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Mon March 01, 2021
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Should the U.S. dollar become a digital currency? Because the Chinese yuan is going digital. Also -- and I hate to break it to you -- bitcoin isn't FDIC insured
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Sat February 27, 2021
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Drag queens do Star Trek to save San Francisco's The Oasis nightclub. Live long and be faaaabulous
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Fri February 26, 2021
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Lantana Florida fines Florida Latina $100,000 for trivial violations, no HOA involved
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Etsy says any plans to accept bitcoin are still on the drawing board
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
LET THEM (nerd)FIGHT
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Thu February 25, 2021
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Area crazy person who happens to have $70 billion under management: "Bitcoin will replaces bonds"
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Tue February 23, 2021
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Two great hacks that hack great together: cryptocurrency and botnets
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Tesla's share price is now directly tied to the value of bitcoin. This will end well
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Once laughed at for asking for half of his 2020 salary to be paid in Bitcoin, Russell Okung is now considered the highest paid player in the NFL
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Mon February 22, 2021
(Independent)
 
 
 
Bitcoin crashes spectacularly, stupendously, sensationally in a wondrous, thrilling, splendid, striking, astounding, fantastic, magnificent, dazzling, astonishing, marvelous, stunning, dramatic, fabulous, grand, eye-catching fail
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(MSN)
 
 
 
You know who hates Bitcoins? Mother Earth
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Sun February 21, 2021
(NASDAQ)
 
 
 
Thanks to douchey Reddit bros with stimulus checks, 1 Bitcoin is now as valuable as 1kg of gold
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Sat February 20, 2021
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
One... *puts pinkie to corner of mouth* ...TRILLION dollars
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Fri February 19, 2021
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
The rare Business, Fandom, STEM, Sports, Politics quintfecta covers the Gamestop hearings, the 9 Gamestop movies being made, selling stock in baseball players, COVID vaccine effectiveness and Bitcoin arbitrage
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Thu February 18, 2021
(CBC)
 
 
 
Cryptocurrency becoming the new gold. Adored by crooks and RWNJ's, of absolutely no use to anybody in a real apocalypse
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Wed February 17, 2021
(The Drive)
 
 
 
Those early Bitcoin adopters must have felt pretty smart when they bought tangible goods like a car with their made-up currency. Now they realize that, in retrospect, they paid upwards of $48 million for a used Toyota Prius
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(CNN)
 
 
 
'Who's the more foolish, the fool or the fool who follows him?' Hopping on the Musk bandwagon could backfire
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Sun February 14, 2021
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Soon
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(AutoBlog)
 
 
 
We've finally found the real problem with bitcoin: it's bad for the environment. And all it took was for Tesla to start accepting it for the Musk-haters to find something else to hate Elon for
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Thu February 11, 2021
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Bitcoin breaks $48K as banks decide to join the party
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Wed February 10, 2021
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Bitcoin mining consumes more energy than *flips world atlas open* Argentina
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
What they really meant to say is "bitporn"
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Mon February 08, 2021
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Amazon is buying half the energy produced by huge offshore wind farm in the Netherlands. Surprisingly not to mine bitcoin
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
The Dow Jones, NASDAQ and S&P 500 all closed today at record highs
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Fake car company to accept fake money in elaborate multi-decade trolling effort
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Fri February 05, 2021
(CNBC)
 
 
 
There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than an investor in the depths of an ether binge. And with it hitting a new high over $1700 I knew more of them'd get into that rotten stuff pretty soon
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Young, dumb, and full of bitcoin
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Modern problems: German prosecutors confiscate $60mil in bitcoin from a bad guy but he won't give them the password. Was machst du als nächstes?
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Thu February 04, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
Much return. Elon tweeting does a heckin' dogecoin
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Tue February 02, 2021
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
If you're speculating in new cryptocurrency, remember that Bitcoiin spelled with 3 i's isn't Bitcoin and that Steven Seagal isn't an expert in anything but doing aikido in straight-to-VHS movies
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Mon February 01, 2021
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Redditors are now targeting the Silver market. The Hunt brothers last seen furiously seen taking notes
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Fri January 29, 2021
(Vice)
 
 
 
Because you're into what you're into
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Tue January 26, 2021
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Bitcoin's unlucky number is four billion
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Mon January 25, 2021
(Fark)
 
 
 
So what is your favorite TV dinner?
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Sun January 24, 2021
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Illicit activity through bitcoin is estimated to be 34% of all transactions. Wait, did I say 34%? I meant .34%
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Won't someone please think of the markets
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Thu January 21, 2021
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Bitcoin noobs explain why they're willingly about to get pwned
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Kiss your crypto goodbye
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Tue January 19, 2021
(CNBC)
 
 
 
The only thing that really worried me was the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge, and I knew we'd get into that rotten stuff pretty soon
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Sun January 17, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
The monsters of America's long nightmare won't be able to hide under their mom's bed or in their mom's closet for long, even if mom lives in Russia
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Fri January 15, 2021
(UPI)
 
 
 
This week's UPI News Quiz has a question about Bitcoin failure. Oh, and that other thing that happened
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(Radio.com)
 
 
 
The latest Cryptocurrency you definitely need to buy is from (A) Elon Musk, (B) NewsMax, (C) Portugal, The Man
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Answering the hard question that absolutely no-one is asking: "Here's Why Quantum Computing Will Not Break Cryptocurrencies"
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Thu January 14, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
In an utterly unrelated coincidence, 22 right wing orgs and personalities received payouts from a foreign bitcoin account that had nothing to do with funding last week's insurrection
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
"Bitcoin investor and astrologer." Sure, why not. Was "Certified lottery necromancer" already taken?
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Not news: Man throws away hard drive in 2013. News: It had Bitcoin on it worth $250 million. Fark: He wants to excavate the landfill. Ultrafark: And donate all the funds to local Covid relief
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Any of you farkers out there ever mine so much bitcoin that you crippled the power grid? Asking for Iran
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Bitcoin mining comes to the Arctic Circle. SantaCoin expected to be released soon
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Yo dawg, I heard you like Twitter, so I put an extra Twitter in your platform so you can Tweet while you Tweet
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(Medium)
 
 
 
The Bitcoin dream is dead
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