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Tue June 30, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
Even Fox and Friends is telling Donnie to wear a mask
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Sun June 28, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"If it's contact tracing and lose a guy for 14 days, I don't know how we're going to have a football season"
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Thu June 18, 2020
(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
Nate Silver launches 2020's national polling averages. Let's see how President Trump is doing so far
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(NPR)
 
 
 
45 min interview with Michael Osterholm, the Covid expert from Minnesota, is not completely depressing. Except maybe the part that he gets death threats and called a member of the deep state
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Wed June 17, 2020
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Bank was dreaming if they thought the American Dream developer wouldn't miss another mortgage payment
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(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
National tick surveillance survey identifies gaps to be filled. It must have been a nightmare getting into all those dogs' ears and bears' butts
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
They Live alien Tucker Carlson tells viewers they aren't crazy for watching his show
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Tue June 16, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump new policing rules includes saying you're sorry that you did your job and killed that black person. Also, lynching is only OK on Fridays. Railroading is OK seven days a week
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Thu June 11, 2020
(Houston Press)
 
 
 
A particular album from a particular rock band 30 years ago has eerily and correctly predicted the last 30 days
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Wed June 10, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Yertle's beginning to blink on BLM
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Mon June 08, 2020
(News 8000 La Crosse)
 
 
 
America's Largest Waterpark set to re-open in June. Do snorkels count as facemasks?
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Fri June 05, 2020
(Milwaukee Record)
 
 
 
Great. Now there's gonna be a bunch of drunk protesters in Milwaukee
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Tue June 02, 2020
(Slate)
 
 
 
"I wanted a grandchild for years. My son and his wife had one in April; we couldn't visit the hospital due to Covid. They won't let us visit because my husband golfs, I got haircut and we visit friends. How can I make them see they're being selfish?"
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Fri May 29, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
"Why it's important to open a credit card at age 18" writes someone who clearly used to work for the tobacco industry
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Sat May 23, 2020
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Georgia reveals Covid-19 protocols for filming so we can get that Walking Dead season finale
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Fri May 22, 2020
(MEL Magazine)
 
 
 
"This is the enduring spirit of a superpower that can't get its sh*t together and convert to the metric system, build high-speed rail or guarantee universal health care"
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Wed May 20, 2020
(The Verge)
 
 
 
YOU get a Webby Award, YOU get a Webby, YOU get a Webby. EVERYBODY gets a Webby
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
The Minnesota Timberwolves may lead the NBA in something for once
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Fri May 15, 2020
(Food.com)
 
 
 
Subby making Normandy pork and Dauphinoise potatoes for dinner this weekend (for the first time). LGT pork recipe. Any suggestions or best practices welcome
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Thu May 14, 2020
(Law.com)
 
 
 
NY judge allows for the 33 subpoenas against the Sackler family drug money records
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Wed May 13, 2020
(Vox)
 
 
 
My constitutional right to infect you with coronavirus shall NOT BE INFRINGED
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Funny thing about restaurants, they generally need a license from the state health department to operate. So, if they reopen in defiance of state orders during a public health emergency, they really shouldn't be shocked when that license is yoinked
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Mon May 11, 2020
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
The Colorado diner that defied the state's public health order on Mother's Day has been ordered to close until further notice
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"We hired a recent college grad to watch our dog and house during quarantine due to a family emergency; we were gone a month. She lied about having another guest, then admitted it. Do we tell everyone else in the neighborhood about her infraction?"
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Fri May 08, 2020
(Huffington Post Canada)
 
 
 
If these are the restrictions you need to impose in order to reopen schools, maybe you are trying to reopen them too early
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Thu May 07, 2020
(Slate)
 
 
 
Slate would like to Slatesplain how mainstream media sites, like Slate, are often responsible for misleading the public about scientific articles by replacing "real facts" with "clickbait headlines." You know, like Slate headlines
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(4Utah.com)
 
 
 
Two Utah businesses that refused to follow COVID-19 protocols have 68 employees test positive. Asinine tag borrows mask from Obvious tag
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Sat May 02, 2020
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
"The Michigan GOP's secession plan for COVID-19"
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(MSN)
 
 
 
In their never ending goal to find a scapegoat for a natural occurrence, the Trump Administration is now investigating the University of Texas for "dealing" with the Wuhan Institute of Virology
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(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
A look inside the first mall to reopen in the United States
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Thu April 30, 2020
(The Hindu)
 
 
 
Hide the china and lock up the curry. The U.S. is in talks with its "friends" about restructuring the global supply chains and we all know how the U.S. treats its friends in this era
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Wed April 29, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Orange County Florida makes it obvious that they are a county in name only and what they really are, is, in fact , Disney's biatch
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Fri April 24, 2020
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
General Motors switches from recalling cars to recalling workers
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Thu April 23, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
The remaining Koch brother, who was the driving force behind the creation of the Tea Party, has apparently decided that the shutdown protests are just too much crazy even for him, and his network of groups and PACs is coming out against them
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Liberal conspiracy to kill the economy and make Trump look bad reaches all the way back to 1918
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Tue April 21, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"November's election will be a referendum on his presidency, and the country will be worse off in every possible way compared with four years ago" Guy Who Gets It
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Distance learning is failing our children
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Fri April 17, 2020
(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
"Screw the pandemic; I'm reopening my outlet mall"
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
The governors of Missouri, Iowa, and South Dakota declined to work with the smarter Midwestern governors on how to open up the region's economy again
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Thu April 16, 2020
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Michigan lockdown protestors block ambulance, await reinforcements from Meal Team Six
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Mon April 13, 2020
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
And you thought the coronavirus pandemic couldn't get much worse, here's how the hunt for a coronavirus vaccine could go horribly wrong
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Thu April 09, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Publisher of hydroxychloroquine study that is being touted as proof says it doesn't actually pass muster as proof of anything and state that study was deeply flawed
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Tue April 07, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
A comprehensive guide to avoiding the grocery store and pharmacy. Step 1: Stay home. Step 2: See step one. The end
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Sat April 04, 2020
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Hobby Lobby confirms their evilness
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Thu April 02, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
So does wearing a mask REALLY help prevent coronavirus?
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"How can I keep my child's teacher's Zoom meetings from being unmitigated disasters?"
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Tue March 31, 2020
(Fox 4 KC)
 
 
 
This IS serious: Missouri trying to force stubborn Bass Pro Shops to close
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Mon March 30, 2020
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
What do we want? A rent strike. When do we need it? NOW
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(Slate)
 
 
 
The problem isn't necessarily stockpiling, it's the supply chain
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(Salon)
 
 
 
How to speak to the idiots in your life who deny Coronavirus is real
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Sat March 28, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Congress on Feb. 5: Mr. President, we can get you emergency funding to start preparing for an outbreak now. Trump and Azar: Nah, bro. You worry too much
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Fri March 27, 2020
(Fast Company)
 
 
 
How to read Coronavirus charts. It's not easy and besides, you can use this with any big data information
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Tue March 24, 2020
(Awful Announcing)
 
 
 
Sweet sassy molassy, COVID-19 has just struck ESPN headquarters in Bristol. Coming up on the show: more social distancing
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Mon March 23, 2020
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
I suggested to my wife I could [NSFW]
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Fri March 20, 2020
(The Week)
 
 
 
How to fix the US's wretched pandemic response? Abandon the 40 year conservative experiment that has crippled our country
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Thu March 19, 2020
(Slate)
 
 
 
Non-scary grocery shopping is easy
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Wed March 18, 2020
(Vox)
 
 
 
Idaho would rather hate on trans people than do something about coronavirus. That's the problem when you have a potato for a brain
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
NASA prepares to board the B Ark
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Mon March 16, 2020
(Naked Security)
 
 
 
While everyone is standing in line to buy more TP there is a bill tiptoeing through Congress that will make Encryption a thing of the past. Call your Congress critter
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Lindsey Graham tests negative for coronavirus, backbone
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(Vox)
 
 
 
CDC: Don't go to the gym. Gyms: You need to appear in person to fill out a 30-day written notice along with a doctors note before we can freeze your membership
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Try this trick to stop touching your face. You're touching it now, aren't you. AREN'T YOU
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Sun March 15, 2020
(Slate)
 
 
 
Scrabble-playing in the time of Coronavirus
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Sat March 14, 2020
(WSBTV)
 
 
 
Trump claims that he tested negative for coronavirus in the most beautiful, perfect results ever
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Fri March 13, 2020
(Fox News)
 
 
 
On the positive side if you've been skipping gym workouts you're much more likely to not have coronavirus. Way to go
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Federal government: We're not saying that you have to break your encryption, but if you want that sweet Section 230 protection you'll have to EARN it
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Thu March 12, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Now for a limited Broadway run, Who's Afraid of the Coronavirus?
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
China: President Trump flew to China and personally sprinkled Covid-19 on the peoples' glorious, hardworking, um, peoples
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(Vulture)
 
 
 
[APPLAUSE]
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Wed March 11, 2020
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
This just in: 44% of Americans are morons
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Tue March 10, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Morningstar reassures investors that a 10% stock market drop is a "gross overreaction" to a "severe but manageable flu," which by their estimates will kill off a mere 8 million people, 1/7th of what scientists predict. "We see reason for optimism"
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