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Wed April 14, 2021
(Cageside Seats)
 
 
 
Will MIKE TYSON keep things fair between Chris Jericho & Axel Slash? Or was it Ax & Smash? Meh. Can Matt Hardy take the TNT Title from Darby Allen? The Wednesday Night Wars are over. AEW Dynamite starts @ 8pm EDT on TNT
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Wed April 07, 2021
(Slate)
 
 
 
"My boyfriend admitted to me he doesn't like my children, and it's becoming an issue between us. Should I ask him to move in with me to see if that would make him realize my kids are great?"
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Fri March 26, 2021
(IMDB)
 
 
 
Invincible has dropped
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(Polygon)
 
 
 
Prank call between two hobbits is the video from 2004 you didn't know you needed today
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Thu March 25, 2021
(Oral B)
 
 
 
"ORU has won two NCAA tournament games in its history," Mills said. "I would love to tie that record"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Stoya: I've been having an affair for over a decade and I think I should probably end my marriage. Is that selfish?"
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Wed March 24, 2021
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
From making potato chips to playing NFL safety
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Tue March 23, 2021
(Slate)
 
 
 
"My husband is loving, caring, and absent-minded; he'll forget to lock the door, zip his pants, and ruined an expensive camera by taking it underwater to snap pics. We want to have a baby, but I worry he'll leave it in a hot car. Am I overreacting?"
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(Vox)
 
 
 
If you could tell your pre-pandemic self anything, what would it be?
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Sun March 21, 2021
(Metro)
 
 
 
Did the pandemic make you hate your kids?
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Thu March 18, 2021
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
This list is incomplete without steak
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Sat March 13, 2021
(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
This is just adorable. Subby wonders how long before the panther eats her face
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Sat March 06, 2021
(CBR)
 
 
 
MCU vs Comics Captain America: Who better to wield the shield
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Wed March 03, 2021
(Slate)
 
 
 
"I'm a pre-law college student with a unique name who has managed to be above-board and professional. I Googled my name and found someone with the same name has a TikTok account posting unprofessional videos. How can I address this insanity?"
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Sat February 27, 2021
(Buzzfeed News)
 
 
 
Classmates call congressman Cawthorn's Christian college conduct consistently creepy
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Fri February 26, 2021
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Blinken heads to the Mexico and Canada borders. Winken and Nod plan to hit up Barnes & Noble
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(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
Malfunctioning doggos
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Tue February 23, 2021
(Slate)
 
 
 
"I'm an incredibly picky eater, and I don't want my children to suffer the same fate as me. How do I ensure their palate is varied?"
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Sat February 20, 2021
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Want to make friends? Take a hike
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Fri February 19, 2021
(Politico)
 
 
 
Just a reminder that for every Q-cultist that exists online for us to mock, they have family and loved ones that have to put up with their shiat 24/7
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Nothing could redeem the Star Wars prequels, not even going full Dark Side
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Troy Akiman's drinking and Joe Buck is mad. To be fair, you'd drink too if you had to work with Shoepisser
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Wed February 17, 2021
(All Elite Wrestling)
 
 
 
Will Santana & Ortiz upset the Young Bucks? Why did Adam Cole betray the Undisputed ERA? What's next for Sammy Guevara post-Inner Circle? The Wednesday Night Wars continue @ 8pm ET on TNT, USA
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Tue February 16, 2021
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Um
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Fri February 12, 2021
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The eight most romantic elevator scenes captured on film. Going down?
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Thu February 11, 2021
(IMDB)
 
 
 
Could you be any more rude than to wish Jennifer Aniston a happy birthday?
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"I recently discovered my mother was having an affair; I don't think my dad knows it. And to make things more complicated, mom is having an affair with another woman. What should I do with my newfound knowledge?"
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Wed February 10, 2021
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
J.K. Simmons as Fred Merman? That could work
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Sat February 06, 2021
(GQ)
 
 
 
At long last, Andrew Gillum's version of how he ended up passed out in vomit, in a hotel room with drugs and a sex worker
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Fri February 05, 2021
(The Mind Circle)
 
 
 
Bes frens are best friends
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Thu February 04, 2021
(Augusta Chronicle)
 
 
 
Ladies and gentlemen, there are seven acknowledged wonders of the world. I, Danny Ray, personal emcee and cape man for James Brown, have departed this earthly plane to witness the eighth
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Wed February 03, 2021
(The Cheat Sheet)
 
 
 
Since Francis Ford Coppola shot the "Dracula" wedding scene with an actual Romanian priest, there's a chance that Keanu Reeves and Winona Ryder are in fact, legally married. No, really
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Big Oil CEO says going green 'will have a cost for everybody.' Adding, 'but you can trust us - we're your best friends, and we'd never lie to you, ever ever ever.' *pinky swear*
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Mon February 01, 2021
(Today)
 
 
 
She's Stifler's Mom, she can do anything she wants to
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Fri January 29, 2021
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
"Diamonds Aren't Special and Neither Is Your Love" Clearly, somebody got dumped recently
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(WRIC Richmond)
 
 
 
While her 4-year-old boy played in backyard, mom brought groceries into house until son brought a new friend in for breakfast cereal. "I turned around and he was cleaning off his little boots ready to bring the deer into our house"
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Wed January 27, 2021
(Cageside Seats)
 
 
 
Will the Young Bucks & the Good Brothers vanquish the Dark Order? Can Bálor & O'Reilly take the NXT Tag Titles from Lorcan & Burch? Do Hollywood Blondes have more fun against Jericho & MJF? The Wednesday Night Wars continue @ 8pm ET on TNT, USA
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Kenan Thompson will not quit SNL for his new sitcom. OOOOOO EEEEEEEEEEE WHAT'S UP WITH THAT
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Tue January 19, 2021
(Salon)
 
 
 
The time has come to reinvent pasta night
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Mon January 18, 2021
(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
Name one thing you're gonna need a black belt for - You don't farkin'' know what you're gonna need it for. They just always need it
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Sun January 17, 2021
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Anti-lockdown member of the House of Lords tells stage-four cancer sufferer that her life is worth less than his children and grandchildren
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Sat January 16, 2021
(Today)
 
 
 
Floyd Mayweather and Sugar Ray Leonard step into the ring together on Caturday
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My in-laws are buying a 'summer home' just up the street from our home. This is going to end poorly, right?"
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Mon January 11, 2021
(ESPN)
 
 
 
'We were a group that died on the vine'
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(Entertainment Tonight)
 
 
 
Not news: Lana Del Rey releases new album with "faux-vintage" country club pic. News: People immediately attack her over lack of inclusiveness. Fark: She meekly defends herself, making everything ten times worse. Tag for everyone involved
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Tue January 05, 2021
(Slate)
 
 
 
"My girlfriend began binge-watching The Crown during the pandemic, then Fleabag, then a host of British shows. She's now affecting a fake British accent and it's driving me mad. How can I get her to stop this cultural appropriation?"
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Thu December 31, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Ready to pay more for less booze? 700ml now legal in the US
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Tue December 29, 2020
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Happy 74th birthday to Marianne Faithfull. Have a Mars Bar to celebrate
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Mon December 28, 2020
(The Takeout)
 
 
 
Now that the Christmakwanzakah retail confection window has almost closed, Hershey's has dropped its Valentine's Day, Easter 2021 sugar bombs
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Mon December 21, 2020
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
And you may find yourself reading in a small office. About the great David Byrne. On the internet. And you may ask yourself, "Well, how did I get here?"
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Fri December 18, 2020
(Slate)
 
 
 
"My husband has always been sexually naive and shy; he's become really great in bed, but he wants me to dominate him and I'm not comfortable with it. What should I do?"
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