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headlines found matching 'best friend'
Fri March 24, 2023
(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
  
 
 Daughter holds her wedding at hospice care facility so her mom can attend. "I couldn't imagine getting married without my mom, so I couldn't do it without her"
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Mon March 20, 2023
(USA Today)
 
  
 
 Fairleigh Dickinson's Twitter account has a new best friend in UMBC
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Sun March 19, 2023
(NYPost)
 
  
 
 Dear Abby, I moved to God's Waiting Room and now I'm miserable. Obviously not a Farker
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Sat March 18, 2023
(Quartz)
 
  
 
 Are work friendships a good idea? They can make the workday better, but office politics can make it complicated
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Thu March 16, 2023
(Gizmodo)
 
  
 
 Zuckerberg finally realized nobody was rushing to join his metaverse fantasy. So AI it is, then
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(Law and Crime)
 
  
 
 Police: "We found no evidence of foul play in this black man's death." Family: "He was lynched and dismembered." Police: "How can you be so sure?" Family: "His head was removed and other body parts were scattered around." Police: "...and?"
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(Onion AV Club)
 
  
 
 James Gunn takes a look at Warner Bros' recent attempts to make a Superman movie. Decides, fark it, he'll just do it himself
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Wed March 15, 2023
(Collider)
 
  
 
 The weirdest TV shows from the '80s
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(MovieWeb)
 
  
 
 '80s movie characters who are still highly relatable today. List fails without Lloyd Dobbler
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(The Sun)
 
  
 
 "Can I friend zone my husband?" (possible nsfw content on page)
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Tue March 14, 2023
(Some Guy)
 
  
 
 Two knuckleheads who can't spell accidentally book flights to Bucharest instead of Budapest. Fark: They own it and have a great time
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Mon March 13, 2023
(KRNV Reno)
 
  
 
 Bad news: too many dogs at Reno shelter. Good news: adoption fees waived so everyone can rescue their new best friend
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(Amazon)
 
  
 
 Act now and get 8.8oz of MGO 1282+ Hand Poured Limited Edition NPA 26+ Manuka Honey for the low low price of $4.97. Oops damn these sticky fingers, that's *$497*. Less than $1000/lb, make that call today Operators are standing by to laugh at you now
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Sun March 12, 2023
(Onion AV Club)
 
  
 
 Joel and Ellie head to Salt Lake City in an attempt to see if the Fireflies can determine a cure. Joel is on the mend, Ellie still reeling from her dinner with David. Will there be a fungal bloom in the season finale of The Last of Us, 9 PM EDT on HBO
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Fri March 10, 2023
(Gizmodo)
 
  
 
 Now we know what the "F" in "Enterprise-F" stands for (Star Trek: Picard spoiler warning)
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Thu March 09, 2023
(India Today)
 
  
 
 Bollywood actor Satish Kaushik passes away at age 66. Funeral expected to be EPIC
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(AP News)
 
  
 
 Love TO F U?
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Mon March 06, 2023
(Vice)
 
  
 
 Apparently how you save people's names in your phone says a lot about what kind of person you are
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Thu March 02, 2023
(CNN)
 
  
 
 Jazz impresario Wayne Shorter not living any longer
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(Fox News)
 
  
 
 Pippen and Jordan admit they're dating. Subby not sure if Scottie should be happy about this or not
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Mon February 27, 2023
(Bon Appetit)
 
  
 
 You're cleaning your kitchen wrong
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(Slate)
 
  
 
 "The Last of Us" continues to be the best show on television
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Fri February 24, 2023
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
  
 
 Decision to use marijuana and drive while impaired tragically took the life of woman's best friend. Had nothing to do with friend hanging out of the sunroof filming for TikTok fame
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(NPR)
 
  
 
 Oh, look. Another "making friends in the office is healthy for you and here's how you can succeed at it by going back to the office" article from NPR
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Thu February 23, 2023
(MSNBC)
 
  
 
 I'm on a hovercraft to Paris with my former best friend. We have to get to the cinematheque We're not alone but no one speaks english, so we're free To look into each other's minds And see what we're up to in the MSNBC thread, 7 pm ET
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(Metro)
 
  
 
 True crime obsession has given rise to armchair detectives
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(National Today)
 
  
 
 Add a few carbs to your Very Good Boi's steak today
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Wed February 22, 2023
(NPR)
 
  
 
 White guy who can trace his heritage to 1619 Jamestown realizes the guy who started Black History Month has the same last name as him. Then it gets awkward
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(The Daily Beast)
 
  
 
 Ten surprising lessons learned from World War 2.5
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Sun February 19, 2023
(NBC News)
 
  
 
 Alaska woman pleads guilty to murdering her "best friend" after being catfished online by a man promising her $9 million for a video of her murdering someone. If that's what she does to friends, well
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Fri February 17, 2023
(Tampa Bay Times)
 
  
 
 The lives of modern-day carnival workers at the state fair
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Tue February 14, 2023
(CNN)
 
  
 
 Five years after the Parkland shooting, here's a list of everything that's changed in America to ensure we never suffer through... Sorry, this is embarrassing. Apparently there's not actually a list
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Thu February 09, 2023
(Billboard)
 
  
 
 "I emailed him back and said, 'Okay, call me at eleven o'clock tomorrow your time, which is two o'clock on the East Coast.' He never called, and then he was gone"
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(NPR)
 
  
 
 Mothers who let adult sons live with them "pay a really huge cost"
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(Wikipedia)
 
 Hero
 
 Be sure to wish Joe *&%$# Pesci a happy 80th #&*$% birthday, ya %$#&* mutts ya
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Tue February 07, 2023
(WISN Milwaukee)
 
  
 
 Milwaukee streetlights strike back at dogs daring to pee on them
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Mon February 06, 2023
(Slate)
 
  
 
 Contrary to reports, Taylor Swift did not devour Shania Twain whole after taking over her career, sound, and personality. But what happens when the two of them cross paths now? Slate asks the question
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(Some Guy)
 
  
 
 Nearly as uplifting as spontaneously breaking out into song and dance it's the Fark Monday Movie Rewind. A thread to discuss the movies/TV seen this past week. What have you been watching? LGT Feelgood Films. What are you favs? Whats missing?
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Fri February 03, 2023
(Guardian)
 
  
 
 Step 1: Get out of the house
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Thu February 02, 2023
(Vice)
 
  
 
 Ok, that's enough internet for the day *closes laptop*
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(UPI)
 
  
 
 Saweetie will perform a Super Bowl concert on Roblox. Ask your grandchildren what a "Saweetie" and a "Roblox" is
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Wed February 01, 2023
(The Sun)
 
  
 
 "How can I talk my wife into a threesome? I've found the perfect third party" (possible nsfw content on page)
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Tue January 31, 2023
(NPR)
 
  
 
 It was ever thus: a small group of people actually enjoy their jobs. The rest of us slog along to pay bills, support families, and tread water. Who said employees were supposed to be engaged?
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Fri January 27, 2023
(Slate)
 
  
 
 Today's Slatesplanation: Why Hollywood keeps on giving us hot teen werewolves, even though we've made it very clear we all prefer sparkly vampires
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(The Sun)
 
  
 
 "My friend has become clingy, jealous, and obsessed. How do I cut her off?" (possible nsfw content on page)
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Wed January 25, 2023
(NPR)
 
  
 
 Proletariat not enthusiastic about enriching private equity
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Sun January 22, 2023
(Fark)
 
  
 
 I'm pondering the notion of getting a game console for when my grandchildren visit. What do you Farkers recommend. Kids are 9, 6, and 1
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
  
 
 Your best friend in the world has died
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(WPRI Rhode Island)
 
  
 
 Just like a lot of New Englanders, one dog from Rhode Island headed down to Florida for a year before deciding it was time to go back home
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Sun January 15, 2023
(Yahoo)
 
  
 
 After FOUR failed murder trials, 7 years in jail, and a judge finding the former prosecutor was being "vindictive" by bring charges in a related case, new DA drops all charges against a Baltimore man who was shot by cops because of mistaken identity
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Tue January 10, 2023
(Onion AV Club)
 
  
 
 Who should win? Who will win? The only reason to watch is Jerrod Carmichael. The Golden Globes, 8PM ET on NBC
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Mon January 09, 2023
(Wikipedia)
 
  
 
 On this date 39 years ago, 1984
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(Orange County Register)
 
 Boobies
 
 Councilmember did not violate CA state law by allowing a lobbyist friend to pay $1,100 toward her breast augmentation surgery
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Sun January 08, 2023
(Onion AV Club)
 
  
 
 The evolution of killer doll movies
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Wed January 04, 2023
(ESPN)
 
  
 
 TFW your old soccer teammate tells your boss about your 30-year-old domestic violence allegation because you won't let his son play in the World Cup
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Fri December 30, 2022
(WWE)
 
  
 
 Tonight on Figure Four Friday: On SD, Roman & Sami take on K.O. & the Invisible Man..wait, that's JOHN CENA Then on Rampage: O.C. faces his "Best Friend" Trent for the AA title, Swerve vs Wheeler. It all starts at 8 PM ET on FOX then 10 PM on TNT
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(AlterNet)
 
  
 
 "(Ginni) Thomas' interview with the January 6 Select Committee's 845-page final report revealed, during questioning by the January 6 Select Committee, that her knowledge "wasn't very deep" when she bought into Trump's Big Lie"
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Tue December 27, 2022
(Defector)
 
  
 
 What did we get stuck in our rectums in 2022?
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Fri December 23, 2022
(MSN)
 
  
 
 Just before the year's end and right on time for Christmas: Goldman Sachs bonuses are going to be brutal and everyone is mad. Don't say I didn't get you guys anything
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Wed December 21, 2022
(Metro)
 
  
 
 Remembering the popular celebrities we lost in 2022, plus Aaron Carter
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Tue December 20, 2022
(HiConsumption)
 
  
 
 For sale: Ferrari 250 GT California in red, low miles. Chicago-area owner, clean except for slight body damage, considerable wear to reverse gear, light buff marks from extensive diaper rubbing
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(FOX Weather)
 
  
 
 Man's pet turtle of 24 years sparkles as flower girl in his wedding
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Mon December 19, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
  
 
 Ex-Mafia boss Cadillac Frank has died in prison at 89. The authorities were unable to fix or repair him daily any longer
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Thu December 15, 2022
(MSN)
 
  
 
 George Costanza is alive and well and living in London
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(IMDB)
 
  
 
 Go ahead and pick out a thermos; The Jerk turns 43
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(Heavy)
 
  
 
 Woman shoots, kills two police officers; receives glowing personal, professional profile from Heavy. Sounds about white
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Wed December 14, 2022
(Law and Crime)
 
  
 
 I Am Not on Trial': Megan Thee Stallion Testifies Tory Lanez's Shooting Defense Led to Her Sexual Shaming by Hip-Hop's 'Big Boys Club...IDK what any of that means
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Wed December 07, 2022
(Greenwich Time)
 
  
 
 The kids who survived Sandy Hook are now teens. How are they handling things?
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Mon December 05, 2022
(Lehigh Valley Live)
 
  
 
 Judge announces retirement, can not say that he is running for DA, instead he says that he wants to continue his legal career and there is an election for DA next year so that is totally different
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Sat December 03, 2022
(Variety)
 
 Weeners
 
 Weinstein trial gets nuts
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Fri December 02, 2022
(Deadline)
 
  
 
 Lindsey Buckingham addresses the tragic loss of Christine McVie
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Thu December 01, 2022
(NYPost)
 
  
 
 Hugh Hefner's ex claims Playboy Mansion is haunted, grotto is really REALLY gross
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Wed November 30, 2022
(KTVU Bay Area News)
 
  
 
 Thanksgiving. Tom explodes into fire, ruining family holiday dinner. Difficulty, not a turkey
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(Pitchfork)
 
  
 
 She never did believe in the ways of magic...I'm beginning to wonder why
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(WAFF Huntsville)
 
  
 
 Places where not to propose marriage? Anyplace where dropping engagement ring is definite show-stopper
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Mon November 28, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
  
 
 Nothing says "freedom" like your mom spending $300 a day to have you deprogrammed by a tennis coach for having feminist ideas
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Sun November 27, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
  
 
 Being Black in Britain gets you about the same amount of help in the justice system as it does in the United States
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Sat November 26, 2022
(Onion AV Club)
 
  
 
 Who will win Best Supporting Actress at the Oscars? Why not Jamie Lee Curtis?
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