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Mon April 19, 2021
(Slate)
 
 
 
"My toddler is a super-strong beast who will fight me every time I try to brush his teeth. What can I do to ensure he has proper dental hygiene?"
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Sun April 18, 2021
(Click2Houston)
 
 
 
Pinto owners rejoice as firefighters use 32,000 gallons of water over four hours and have to call Tesla to extinguish one burning car
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Sat April 17, 2021
(Jerusalem Post)
 
 
 
Man's best friend can detect coronavirus. Your dog wants steak and a vaccine
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Wed April 14, 2021
(Alternative Press)
 
 
 
These fake music videos may give your favorite artists a run for their money
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Tue April 13, 2021
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Teen electrocuted during Florida storm was 'outstanding,' which is probably why they tell you to come inside when it rains
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(Fox 7 Austin)
 
 
 
Dog abandoned by a dumpster in Wichita. Local police captain decided to give the dog a shot
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Wed April 07, 2021
(The Advocate)
 
 
 
George, a book about a trans 4th grader is most challenged book for third year in a row. In a plot twist it is the only LGBTQ book to make the top 10 this year, last year 8 out of 10 dealt with LGBTQ issues. This year it's all about racism and cops
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My seven year-old's best friend is constantly proselytizing about being a Mormon and needing to save our souls. It's like having a religious Owen Meany running around. How can I stop the insanity before it infects us?"
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Tue April 06, 2021
(Slate)
 
 
 
"My child is terrified that a mass shooting will occur at school and is constantly paralyzed by that fear. How can I soothe and pacify while working at dismissing that fear?"
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Mon April 05, 2021
(Slate)
 
 
 
"My fiancé treats his children as if they were second-class citizens and his parenting decisions are awful. How can I get him to not be such a jerk?"
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Fri March 26, 2021
(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Dear Deidre, I've been having a hot lesbian relationship with my step-sister. I now want to leave my husband and run away with knowing family holiday dinners will never be the same
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Man faints when judge tells him he's going to prison for murdering a random dude to threaten another
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Thu March 25, 2021
(iFixIt.com)
 
 
 
It's impossible to replace AirPod batteries, unless you're a robot
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Wed March 24, 2021
(Independent)
 
 
 
This is what happens when you die, according to a bunch of zombies
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Tue March 23, 2021
(Slate)
 
 
 
"I bought stuff at the Dollar Store, but left without paying for a bag of stuff. I didn't realize until I got home. Should I go back, apologize, and pay for the items? Or will I be arrested? Do I go to another store, buy more, but leave the product?"
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Mon March 22, 2021
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Blade Runner actress Sean Young describes her many icky encounters with toxic Hollywood men, notes "I'm not in the business. I AM the business"
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Baylor unexpectedly out
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Wed March 17, 2021
(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
"She basically does it because she loves us. She also lives in the house all winter. She slept outside one night before the Iditarod to get ready. Otherwise she's a couch dog that also runs 4,000 miles each winter"
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Tue March 16, 2021
(Slate)
 
 
 
"When out babysitter takes our children to the playground, another family dumps their kids on our sitter and I feel this is babysitter mooching and they should stop or pay or find a new playground. What are my options?"
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Wed March 10, 2021
(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
The Perks of Being a twin. Fark twins, share your stories
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Tue March 09, 2021
(Slate)
 
 
 
"My roommate isn't paying rent right now and while I get that money is tight, money is being spent on junk food and treats. I mean, if that's being purchased willy-nilly, I feel some of it should be spent on rent. Am I right?"
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Mon March 08, 2021
(Slate)
 
 
 
"I gave birth to a child, and my wife and I moved to a new community. I've made friends with other moms, and I'm starting to get a crush on a woman in the mom's group. I feel really guilty, but should I?"
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Thu March 04, 2021
(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
"Nobody could blame Eilish for the amount of sulking she does throughout the film's drifty two hours and twenty minutes"
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Tue March 02, 2021
(Slate)
 
 
 
"My mother-in-law is a nice, caring woman with insanely terrible body odor. How do I tell her she stinks to high heaven?"
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Mon March 01, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Jamie Lee Curtis's gold and globes are all the talk at the golden globes
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Very good boi knows who his best friend is. WARNING: EXTREMELY SAPPY
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My friends decided they needed to get the Covid-19 vaccine ahead of everyone else, so they lied about medical conditions in order to get moved up on the list. I morally objected to this, but should I do more, like tell the CDC or the police?"
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Thu February 25, 2021
(Slate)
 
 
 
"My husband has a chocolate addiction; he's eaten entire bags of Christmas or Halloween candy meant for our kids in one sitting. If I have my own bag, he eats it; he promises to buy me some but never does. He says it's my fault he's addicted. Is it?"
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
The good news: McKayla Maroney is not a Scientologist. The bad news: Whatever she's in is just as bad
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Mon February 22, 2021
(Phoenix New Times)
 
 
 
Animal shelter offers pre-rolled cannabis joints to anyone who adopts a puppy. Say please don't smoke it before you leave, otherwise you'll probably forget the dog
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Sat February 20, 2021
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Adopt a dog, get free marijuana
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Tue February 16, 2021
(Vice)
 
 
 
Previous generations felt old when things of their childhood became cool and retro. We've had the internet long enough where early websites are reaching the same point: a teenager in Germany made a MySpace clone. And it's gaining popularity
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My wife and I are in a polyamorous relationship because we assumed it was a good idea benefiting us all. However, her lover has invited her to work with him and I don't see this ending well. Should she take the offer?"
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Thu February 11, 2021
(IMDB)
 
 
 
Could you be any more rude than to wish Jennifer Aniston a happy birthday?
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Wed February 10, 2021
(Slate)
 
 
 
"I have never been able to orgasm quietly. I feel aware of the "porny" noise stereotype, which is essentially how I sound every time I climax"
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Add falling in love to the list of things you're doing wrong
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Tue February 09, 2021
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Happy 78th to Joe Pesci, who doubtlessly has been forced to use the drive-thru more often
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Sat February 06, 2021
(Vulture)
 
 
 
Remember the Keanussance? How about the McConaissance? Doesn't matter, welcome to the Hahnaissance, biatches
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Fri February 05, 2021
(The Mind Circle)
 
 
 
Bes frens are best friends
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Wed February 03, 2021
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Big Oil CEO says going green 'will have a cost for everybody.' Adding, 'but you can trust us - we're your best friends, and we'd never lie to you, ever ever ever.' *pinky swear*
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Fri January 29, 2021
(Vulture)
 
 
 
The top 468 Netflix Original films ranked worst to best. It's been a long quarantine
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Thu January 28, 2021
(IGN)
 
 
 
(No) Maus in the Haus
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Mon January 25, 2021
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Putin rejects Navalny's claim that he owns a palace on Black Sea noting that it belongs to his best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend who heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who actually owns it
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
The Marksman is #1 at the box office for the second week in a row with $500
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(The Ringer)
 
 
 
Site reaches deep into its MySpace to tell you what the top 50 cult movies are
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Sun January 24, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
Don't let Neil Diamond be a solitary man on his 80th birthday today
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Sat January 23, 2021
(IMDB)
 
 
 
What's your favorite unpopular/bad movie? Not a cult favorite, just a bad movie no one likes, but you can't help but watch. LGT subbies
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Fri January 22, 2021
(Thread Reader)
 
 
 
Co-creator of "Bill & Ted" recalls that time he was suspected of being The Night Stalker. Not sure you'd want that guy in the time-traveling phone booth
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Thu January 21, 2021
(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
Some guy hacks the Facebook account of friend of the dude who wrote the Bill & Ted movies. Excellent
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My girlfriend has found she really enjoys role playing, but not the fun LARP kind, the kinky seductive kind. Her favorite role to portray, however, is as my grandmother. Am I right to be a bit concerned?"
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Wed January 20, 2021
(Slate)
 
 
 
"I live in the same town I grew up in. I was laid off during the pandemic and started a small business and turned to my lifelong friends for help like social media pushes and word of mouth but none have come through. Am I right to be upset?"
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Tue January 19, 2021
(Slate)
 
 
 
"I told my kids they could relieve themselves outside and now they won't stop. Am I going to regret this?"
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Mon January 18, 2021
(Mational Day Calendar)
 
 
 
Today is National Thesaurus Day, so let's all celebrate the legendary synonym and antonym reciting dinosaur of the Cretaceous Period
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Sat January 16, 2021
(Slate)
 
 
 
"My in-laws are buying a 'summer home' just up the street from our home. This is going to end poorly, right?"
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Fri January 15, 2021
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Trump didn't incite Jan 6 alone. Here's a reminder of the officials who assisted
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Sylvain Sylvain dies dies at at 69 69
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Thu January 14, 2021
(Metro)
 
 
 
Do you feel you've been starved for fun during the lockdown? You aren't alone, but what have you done to redefine fun?
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(Wired)
 
 
 
"'Almost nothing is protected as much as it could be. So why do we need a backdoor for law enforcement when the protections that these (smart) phones actually offer are so bad?'"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"I'm moving back home but it's the same town my abusive ex lives in. How can I avoid running into my ex and keeping that whole relationship buried in the past?"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My lover is telling everyone about my sexual prowess because I lost interest in sex"
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Mon January 11, 2021
(Slate)
 
 
 
"I'm a woman in my 30s; due to circumstances, I moved into a property my family owns. An old family friend and neighbor who gave unsolicited gifts to me and other girls is still around, acting like a predator. My family thinks I'm too worried. Am I?"
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Wed January 06, 2021
(Slate)
 
 
 
"I don't enjoy sex at all, but my partner has established a 'required minimum.' This doesn't respect my wishes, and it feels like it's inappropriate. Sex isn't that important, right?"
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Tue January 05, 2021
(Slate)
 
 
 
"My husband has a micropenis"
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Sat January 02, 2021
(NBC News)
 
 
 
RIP to HOF running back Floyd Little who said "I truly believe that none of us is anything until the least of us is something"
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Fri January 01, 2021
(Guardian)
 
 
 
The Guardian gives a nuanced opinion of Brexit: It is a tragic national error
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Thu December 31, 2020
(Slate)
 
 
 
"I consider my friend Will to be a feminist, but he was fired at work for sexual harassment; he denies it was harassment. Our friend group has been torn asunder; some abandoned him, some fear professional reprisal. Do I believe him or not?"
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Wed December 30, 2020
(Slate)
 
 
 
"My husband takes way too many pictures of our child and spends a lot of time capturing the moments, not living them. To say nothing of his sharing them. How can I put an end to this?"
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Mom left horrified after daughter's new Chritmas coloring book features a list of sex toys, naughty names and saucy positions. Subby surprised to discover his wife's nickname for him 'Harry Ballsack' has been taken
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Tue December 29, 2020
(Slate)
 
 
 
"My brother and I work in law enforcement and have service weapons. I lock mine up at home; my brother carries his all the time, including around his children in his home. I won't let him in my house; he whines about needing it. How can I help him?"
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Fri December 25, 2020
(Vox)
 
 
 
Love Actually is bad and you should feel bad for liking it
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Thu December 24, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Fire department reaches new heights
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Wed December 23, 2020
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Meet the 'Nigella of Beer,' who has swapped her £3k-a-week sex work for swigging pints to save Britain's pandemic-hit pubs
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