• Fark
• TotalFark
• myFark
• About/FArQ
• Contests
• Store (new!)
• Contact Us
• Mobile

NEW To Fark? Find Out HOW TO FARKX

Fri October 30, 2020       Kamala Harris knows things no vice president has never known. Seen things you humans can only dream of. Confirmations of Supreme Court beerbros...Russians in the Oval Office. All these will be put aside like the Senate during break. Time to vote source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: 30         This guy shows you how to make a Halloween Beer-O-Lantern to drink beer out of, using a pumpkin AKA nature's beer koozie and finds out you could also just drink a beer in a bottle source: youtube.com   |   share: 1   Wed October 28, 2020       Vermont Secretary of State to Justice Kavanaugh: Hold my beer source: twitter.com   |   share: 66         Texas man drinking beer while driving, saying on video he drives better drunk. Since this is Fark, you know what happens next source: click2houston.com   |   share: 93   Mon October 26, 2020       Fujisan Product / You make the best beer ever / It's snowing on Mt. Fuji source: japantoday.com   |   share: 9   Sat October 24, 2020       Japan's craft breweries now turning unsold spoiling beer into gin in these coronavirus times. Waste not, want not source: 9news.com.au   |   share: 24   Wed October 21, 2020       KFC Australia unveils Popcorn Chicken Slab Sandwich, a shareable sandwich sized to resemble an Australian-style 24-pack of beer source: brandeating.com   |   share: 6         Alberta to Alabama: Hold my (superior) beer source: cbc.ca   |   share: 68   Mon October 19, 2020       Hey, remember that time when Eddie Van Halen hogged the bathroom on "Two and a Half Men"? "That's called two burritos and a root beer float" source: youtube.com   |   share: 24         Kirin Brewery unveils true zero-carb beer to attract new beer fans, but "good intentions don't cover up for a slightly off taste" source: japantimes.co.jp   |   share: 19   Thu October 15, 2020       Heineken fined for forcing pubs to buy too much of their beer. And they were only one Fark party away from a solution that would satisfy everyone source: bbc.com   |   share: 24         "Granted, there are undoubtedly better beers in many corners of the country" source: uproxx.com   |   share: 34         "Granted, there are undoubtedly better beers in many corners of the country" source: uproxx.com   |   share: 34   Wed October 14, 2020       The Rays now have the opportunity to sweep the Astros in Game 4 of the ALCS, or will the Astros win and be able to fight another day? Anybody want to do a beer run? First pitch is at 8:40 PM ET on TBS source: espn.com   |   share: 31   Tue October 13, 2020       Officer charged after drinking 12 beers and *checks notes* "putting his booger picker on the bang maker." Article to the left. More euphemisms to the right source: news8000.com   |   share: 61   Mon October 12, 2020       The most historic fast food joints in the US, deslided. As usual, pictures stop matching up, but you can figure it out. Or just uselessly type "That's not an Arby's" in the comments source: deslide.clusterfake.net   |   share: 9   Fri October 09, 2020       There's now an apple taffy beer for those of you who have outgrown putting jolly ranchers in your zimas source: thetakeout.com   |   share: 7         There's now an apple taffy beer for those of you who have outgrown putting jolly ranchers in your zimas source: thetakeout.com   |   share: 7         Well, that's a real kick in the can source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: 12   Wed October 07, 2020       County maintenance employees find empty beer cans in DA's office and take pictures of them. This results in a policy change. Since this is Fark, you can probably guess who changed policy source: wjactv.com   |   share: 27         Health officials say if you attended a beer fest, you might have had enough beer to forget how bad an idea it is to attend a beer fest during a pandemic source: wral.com   |   share: 9         "A few minutes later he called police to say someone stole his cigarettes. An arriving officer located the smokes, which were in his front pocket" source: cleveland.com   |   share: 17         The Division Series continues for both leagues with Marlins-Braves (2:08 PM ET on MLBN), A's-Astros (3:35 PM ET on TBS), Rays-Yankees (7:10 PM ET on TBS), and Padres-Dodgers (9:08 PM ET on FS1). Let's keep hitting home runs and downing those beers source: espn.com   |   share: 37         Craft beer hipsters to be confronted with something novel from Dogfish Head: the oat milk IPA. How does one milk an oat? source: refinery29.com   |   share: 39   Tue October 06, 2020       Trump will win the election because Texans are buying beers at Flying Saucer, or something source: dallasnews.com   |   share: 56   Mon October 05, 2020       More cool web finds from Ms Messy Nessy - including Drew's re-purposed beer-can palatial palace source: messynessychic.com   |   share: 2         Drinking beer in public, crashing a motorcycle while drunk and pointing a revolver at people are apparently legal activities as long as you're a Trump supporter source: opb.org   |   share: 54   Fri October 02, 2020       Farewell to a grand bottom-shelf beer, Stewart's "Mountain Brew," whose demise leaves gardeners hard-up to find a better slug-killing product source: syracuse.com   |   share: 17         Farewell to a grand bottom-shelf beer, Stewart's "Mountain Brew," whose demise leaves gardeners hard-up to find a better slug-killing product source: syracuse.com   |   share: 17   Thu October 01, 2020       "Wife comes in an hour or so later demanding that I give her the $40 her husband gave me, stating that I was a terrible host and went against her and I don't deserve a tip" source: sports.yahoo.com   |   share: 19         "Wife comes in an hour or so later demanding that I give her the $40 her husband gave me, stating that I was a terrible host and went against her and I don't deserve a tip" source: sports.yahoo.com   |   share: 19         It's October and 2020 cancelled the official Oktoberfest in Germany, but that's no reason not to do the Chicken Dance Challenge with beer in each hand; it's just like the regular chicken dance but with BEER. So it is exactly like the chicken dance source: youtube.com   |   share: 3   Wed September 30, 2020       A sledgehammer does feel like overkill source: lifehacker.com   |   share: 12         Michelob Ultra named the official beer of MLS's brand new Austin FC. Austin kept weird source: kvue.com   |   share: 12         Americans are drinking more in 2020 than they did in 2019 source: axios.com   |   share: 85   Tue September 29, 2020       Hungover after Drink a Beer Day? Well, rejoice as today is National Coffee Day, and you can get some great deals on the most essential drink in all existence source: usatoday.com   |   share: 10         Here's what's happening to Drew's body from all that beer he guzzles source: yahoo.com   |   share: 23         Here's what's happening to Drew's body from all that beer he guzzles source: yahoo.com   |   share: 23   Mon September 28, 2020       Jelly Belly: We're making booger flavored jelly beans. Top that. Skittles: Hold my beer source: thetakeout.com   |   share: 16   Sat September 26, 2020       One Central Texas brewery is working on a beer so underground you've never heard of it. Until next year source: kxan.com   |   share: 8         One Central Texas brewery is working on a beer so underground you've never heard of it. Until next year source: kxan.com   |   share: 8   Fri September 25, 2020 (Some Guy)       Portuguese scientists create the miracle drink that can create and solve all of life's problems. I give you booze made from coffee source: coffeeordie.com   |   share: 18   Tue September 22, 2020       Drew Carey describes how to: overhaul the supreme court; make coffee-flavored beer source: brookings.edu   |   share: 45         New Orleans' Dixie Beer taking poll on renaming company to be 'more inclusive.' Suggestions? source: foxnews.com   |   share: 26         In heaven there is no beer .... That's why I'll drink it in national parks and get paid $50,000 too source: cnn.com   |   share: 23   Mon September 21, 2020       How much alcohol does it take to get a hobbit drunk? Start with the formula (.96 x 5.14 / 70 x .73) - .015 x 1 source: tor.com   |   share: 14   Sun September 20, 2020       Some cracker is in the booze barrel again source: cnn.com   |   share: 38   Sat September 19, 2020       A vehicle listed for sale in Missouri is drawing attention for an unusual feature -- a large refrigeration shaped like a six-pack of Miller Lite beer. Runs bad, more pushing source: upi.com   |   share: 38   Fri September 18, 2020       NH House speaker apologizes to UNH for lawmakers' beer-drinking, maskless, fratbrah behavior, So, we cool now, brah? source: wcax.com   |   share: 6   Thu September 17, 2020       That sound you just heard was Drew flying out his door and hopping on a plane to go across the pond after learning that BrewDog has created the world's strongest beer with an eye watering ABV of 57.8 percent source: thescottishsun.co.uk   |   share: 15         That sound you just heard was Drew flying out his door and hopping on a plane to go across the pond after learning that BrewDog has created the world's strongest beer with an eye watering ABV of 57.8 percent source: thescottishsun.co.uk   |   share: 15         Refused beer sales at the corner store and wrecked your truck because you're drunk? Antifa did it source: twitter.com   |   share: 63   Wed September 16, 2020       No mask? No beer for you source: youtube.com   |   share: 33         Aldi is releasing Advent calendars that features things like beer and hard seltzer, adding cheer for adults that could use some right now source: local21news.com   |   share: 11   Tue September 15, 2020       Running out of alphabetical names this year, National Hurricane Center needs your help. Hurricane Asshole, Hurricane Beer, Hurricane Covid source: nytimes.com   |   share: 64         Pay no attention to the man behind the Beer-O-Mat source: sfgate.com   |   share: 6         Pay no attention to the man behind the Beer-O-Mat source: sfgate.com   |   share: 6   Mon September 14, 2020       Willie's Beerbine. A repurposed combine for tail-gating. BBQ on the header, big screen tvs and the auger swings out for an awning source: ksnt.com   |   share: 4         "To make matters worse, one of the folks who took exception to my column was a priest" source: masslive.com   |   share: 6         "To make matters worse, one of the folks who took exception to my column was a priest" source: masslive.com   |   share: 6   Sun September 13, 2020 (Some Stoner)       Cannabis Consumption... um, after work ... um, doesn't affect... um, something ... um, oh yeah, Productivity. That's it Productivity. Hey man, ya got anything to eat? source: intelligentliving.co   |   share: 13         Montana's greatest export isn't cattle or timber; it's hokey campaign ads where every candidate must fly fish, drink beer, wear Carhartts, talk sh*t about Washington, and blast something with a gun source: nytimes.com   |   share: 60   Fri September 11, 2020       Literally 10,000 cans of beer on the walls source: twitter.com   |   share: 49         Firefighter: Last time you were here you promised us beer. Biden: *pulls out beer* Spiffy tag is buying the next round source: twitter.com   |   share: 135         "Breweries scrambling over nationwide aluminum can shortage." Farkers, this is our time. This is our hour. We can step up and provide the empty beer cans source: freep.com   |   share: 69         If you've ever passed out after drinking you have doubled the risks of developing dementia later in life source: sciencetimes.com   |   share: 49   Thu September 10, 2020       Man catches 2,645 fish in 24 hours for Guinness record. That's a lot of beer source: upi.com   |   share: 13         Judge tells defendant to move deep into the woods and drink himself to death in peace where he can't hurt others source: pennlive.com   |   share: 83         Monks are making your whisky, wine, coffee, and beer. They are often supported by bards source: vinepair.com   |   share: 4         Monks are making your whisky, wine, coffee, and beer. They are often supported by bards source: vinepair.com   |   share: 4   Wed September 09, 2020       Beer truck crashes into taco restaurant. Thousands volunteer for the clean-up effort source: klkntv.com   |   share: 16   Tue September 08, 2020       Beer or rye bread? Why not both? source: fox19.com   |   share: 6         Doctors explain how White Claw vs. vodka soda affect your body and your ability to operate excavators, dozers, backhoes, and forklifts source: bustle.com   |   share: 9   Mon September 07, 2020       It depends on what the meaning of the word 'it' is source: triblive.com   |   share: 16   (Some Guy)       Most popular liquor by state. Disappointed by how much fireball appears on this list, even more disappointed with Oregon source: wideopeneats.com   |   share: 143   Sun September 06, 2020 (Speed Racer)       "Every time I hear 'Radar Love' on the radio, I just know I'm going to get a speeding ticket." This week the Sunday Morning Music Club is putting the pedal to the metal and looking for the "speed songs" that get your motor running source: upvenue.com   |   share: 505         If you run a jet engine in your shed, you can use it to power a fridge to chill your beer. Because if you have a jet engine running in your shed, what you really need is a cold beer source: imgur.com   |   share: 30   Fri September 04, 2020       Spit and poo alcohols are now on display at the Disgusting Food Museum in Sweden. Oh yes, the squirrel is there - it's not brews, it's Fark source: apnews.com   |   share: 4         Owner announces closing Surly beer hall after employees announced plans to form cantankerous union source: startribune.com   |   share: 16   Thu September 03, 2020       Mad Libs: Miller Lite beer redecorates a Michigan lake house with '70s decor source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: 5         Craft brewery rereleases its Code Talker American Pale Ale to honor of brewer's late grandfather, Navajo Code Talker John V. Goodluck. Of course, some people have problems with that source: sltrib.com   |   share: 18   Wed September 02, 2020       Surly beer hall employees vote to form cantankerous union source: minnpost.com   |   share: 7   Tue September 01, 2020       Less beer taxes means more beer consumption, but also more beer bellies. The solution? Sugar-free beer, with bonus MLP reference source: soranews24.com   |   share: 19         Less beer taxes means more beer consumption, but also more beer bellies. The solution? Sugar-free beer, with bonus MLP reference source: soranews24.com   |   share: 19         Scottish brewery teams up with shelters to help dogs (and beer) find forever homes. Beer, what can't it do? source: pittsburgh.cbslocal.com   |   share: 0   Mon August 31, 2020       In an effort to fight the Red Tide Florida researchers think that getting the Tide drunk could be quite beneficial source: tampabay.com   |   share: 20   (KSST)       "Hold my beer, officer" source: ksstradio.com   |   share: 16         There's 'The Blair Witch Project' then there's THE Blair Witch, and her marvelous obituary source: mtexpress.com   |   share: 27         The problem with wearing a facemask is it gets in the way of putting your mouth directly on the beer tap source: wbtv.com   |   share: 17   Sun August 30, 2020       Like a little stripper syrup on your pancakes, kids? source: wcax.com   |   share: 27   Sat August 29, 2020       Man who's obviously been in isolation too long builds a bar for squirrels with seven kinds of nuts on tap source: cnn.com   |   share: 49         After a moment of boycotting and striking, we resume the Stanley Cup Playoffs. Bolts and Bruins square off at Noon ET on NBC, Flyers-Isles at 7 PM on NBCSN, and Knights-Canucks at 9:45 PM on NBCSN. Let's drop the puck and drink more beer source: nhl.com   |   share: 553   Fri August 28, 2020       Ulta Beauty is looking better than thirteen beers on a Friday night source: barrons.com   |   share: 5   Thu August 27, 2020       Friday I'll be heading for elk camp. My hunting buddies always bring good food, which they insist I eat instead of my dehydrated meals. Please tell me your best camping food recipes so I can repay them this year. (Beer and whiskey are covered thx) source: fark.com   |   share: 45   Wed August 26, 2020 (Some beer and dog guy)       The good, you can now enjoy a cold beer with Fido. The bad...It's Busch source: busch.com   |   share: 9         Headline:"Scant mention of brewing crises at Republican convention". Wait, there is a brewing crisis? How are we supposed to get through the rest of 2020 without beer? Somebody do some...what?...a brewing hurricane crisis? Oh, nervermind then source: mercurynews.com   |   share: 40         Time to drink the donuts source: foodandwine.com   |   share: 8   Tue August 25, 2020       In case you were wondering whether our government would ever again move toward full throated support of the Temperance Movement, the "official" guidance on how many drinks a "moderate" man should have a day is about to be lowered from 2 to 1 source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: 137   Sun August 23, 2020       An American IPA made by a Scotsman whose wife bought him a home brew unit for Christmas named Champion Beer at this year's Perth Royal Beer Awards. American India pale ale? Brewed in Oz by a Scotsman? source: news.com.au   |   share: 11   Fri August 21, 2020       Beer, buildings, balloons and blue things are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, August 9-15: Beans Edition source: fark.com   |   share: 22         Come up with a slogan for this newfangled...beer?... called 'Cronk' source: cbc.ca   |   share: 80         Come up with a slogan for this newfangled...beer?... called 'Cronk' source: cbc.ca   |   share: 80   Thu August 20, 2020       Forget about bringing dinosaurs back. These folks are bringing back ancient yeasts and using "experimental archaeology" to bake breads and brew beers using techniques from the Romans and Ancient Egyptians source: sapiens.org   |   share: 14         Three words: Dole. Whip. Beer source: insidethemagic.net   |   share: 37   Tue August 18, 2020       "Almost Famous Pickle Beer is the right beer at the right time" source: pennlive.com   |   share: 11         "Almost Famous Pickle Beer is the right beer at the right time" source: pennlive.com   |   share: 11         Budweiser is pushing to become the official state beer of a state full of people who don't drink beer source: nydailynews.com   |   share: 35   Mon August 17, 2020       No longer do you need to buy Coors or Budweiser to drink a beer like piss source: cbc.ca   |   share: 20         Beer brand starts a "dog fraternity". Doggo owners can win free beer. Difficulty: Keystone Light source: wjactv.com   |   share: 4         Because when you're drunk is the best time to decide to adopt a pet source: foodandwine.com   |   share: 1         "ACAB means all cops," said the beer source: nypost.com   |   share: 21         "ACAB means all cops," said the beer source: nypost.com   |   share: 21         "No liquor, no beer, nothing. Because that brings in a rowdy element. That brings people that we don't want and I feel they don't need it." - Walt Disney source: sfgate.com   |   share: 36   Sat August 15, 2020       TP shortage? Meh. Coin shortage? Yawn. Ammo shortage? Whatever. Beer can shortage??? EVERYBODY PANIC source: startribune.com   |   share: 94         Pumpkin Spice: It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop until it is in every single product in the world source: myrecipes.com   |   share: 15         Wait, is that BEER? ...dammit (._.) source: apnews.com   |   share: 18   Fri August 14, 2020       Sweat, leather, beer, and classic rock are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, Aug. 2-8: Biker Edition source: fark.com   |   share: 19         Seattle brewery puts anti-police messages on beer. Of course, since they're IPAs it could also mean 'All Cans Are Bitter' source: kiro7.com   |   share: 199         Some farker forgot his stash source: cnn.com   |   share: 18         Some farker forgot his stash source: cnn.com   |   share: 18   Wed August 12, 2020       Drunk naked tourist jumps up on sacred Buddhist shrine while swigging a beer, starts hurling profanities at passing residents by dubbing them "f****** pedos." Surprisingly not British (NSFW) source: dailystar.co.uk   |   share: 48         Let the Dr Pepper hoarding begin source: cnn.com   |   share: 48   Tue August 11, 2020       "Don't be a Dumbass." Is this a warning or an obituary? Why not both, dumbass? source: torontosun.com   |   share: 28         The Irish complain about what really matters in these terrible coronavirus times: 35 million pints of beer lost because they went out of date due to the lockdown source: irishpost.com   |   share: 15   Mon August 10, 2020       Natty Light giving away a semester's worth of their product to a college student who hasn't yet suffered enough source: pennlive.com   |   share: 12   Sun August 09, 2020       Welcome ye Fark Artists to your Fartist Friday Contest. In honor of "International Beer Day," class up a classic work of art with a brewski using Photoshop or Paint/Draw programs source: fark.com   |   share: 35   Fri August 07, 2020       New Yawk approves of liquor in the ice cream...or, ice cream with like, booze...approves, I mean, getting wasted. Like, man, oh I love you man. I love New York. I love ever body. Durnk source: cnn.com   |   share: 28   Thu August 06, 2020       Free beer is coming to one NFL city this year. Too bad your team's kicker sucks source: cbssports.com   |   share: 4         Two guys come up with a black-owned business non-blacks will actually support. Yes, alcohol is involved source: poconorecord.com   |   share: 12   Wed August 05, 2020       You know how it goes, you visit a buddy's mobile home, you have a few beers, a bear walks in, one of the 10 kids tries to pet it, then it wrestles you to the floor and smashes through a wall to escape source: adn.com   |   share: 49         Andrew Cuomo just assured his re-election for as long as he wants it source: thehill.com   |   share: 8         Andrew Cuomo just assured his re-election for as long as he wants it source: thehill.com   |   share: 8   (Some Guy)       Pub landlord makes joke about turning his beer garden into an airport. Humourless desk jockeys at the planning office have a problem with that source: devonlive.com   |   share: 25         Is your quarantine routine getting stale? How about getting drunk on white wine and eating cookies today? source: usatoday.com   |   share: 12   Tue August 04, 2020       Beer Box Bank Bandit behind bars source: journalstar.com   |   share: 7         America: "Blackface is offensive now." Britain: "Hold my warm beer" (possible nsfw content on page) source: dailystar.co.uk   |   share: 64   Mon August 03, 2020       New Wisconsin Supreme Court justice sworn in during 100-mile ultramarathon. Meanwhile, subby has to judge if he's too drunk to walk to the kitchen for another beer source: mynews13.com   |   share: 18         Clear glass came to ancient Rome from Egypt. Soon every Roman could walk into a bar, hold up two fingers and say "five beers, please" source: indianexpress.com   |   share: 54   Fri July 31, 2020       Enough already Stork, you are messing with mine beer source: cbsnews.com   |   share: 14         Enough already Stork, you are messing with mine beer source: cbsnews.com   |   share: 14         Coca-Cola to introduce an alcoholic drink called Topo Chico. Oh Eddie source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: 10   Thu July 30, 2020       Old and busted: The Mustard Man. New grossness: French's Mustard Beer source: laughingsquid.com   |   share: 12         Old and busted: The Mustard Man. New grossness: French's Mustard Beer source: laughingsquid.com   |   share: 12         Budweiser Zero is alcohol, sugar, and reason for existing-free source: thetakeout.com   |   share: 29         Employees of diamond giant De Beers to be hit by multi-faceted job cuts source: reuters.com   |   share: 10         At least there's beer source: edition.cnn.com   |   share: 4   Wed July 29, 2020       Budweiser's marketing team beats us all to the punchline with its new, non-alcoholic, 50 calorie "beer" source: edition.cnn.com   |   share: 17   (Local News)       After OC Sheriff Don Barnes decides he won't enforce the mask order, the Orange County School Board asks him to hold their beer source: voiceofoc.org   |   share: 89   Tue July 28, 2020       Ballistic Beer is being recalled for living up to its name source: news.com.au   |   share: 7         If you think you've been drinking too much during the pandemic you may be right. Online sales of alcohol are up 307% source: nbcsandiego.com   |   share: 47   Mon July 27, 2020       Hold my beer and watch me shoot at this bus source: journalstar.com   |   share: 35   Fri July 24, 2020       4-D printed thermite could make welding in space and combat zones easier and safer. Backyard engineer/beer drinkers are also excited as local EMS gets antsy(er) source: phys.org   |   share: 7   Thu July 23, 2020       Here I am, being all socially-distant, and these folks decided to go ahead and have a ball source: sacurrent.com   |   share: 47   Wed July 22, 2020       Farkers will need to start drinking their Coors Light out of bottles. Just like God intended source: cnn.com   |   share: 25         Craft time at one assisted living home in Austin now includes brewing beer, and giving it away as bingo prizes source: kxan.com   |   share: 11         Craft time at one assisted living home in Austin now includes brewing beer, and giving it away as bingo prizes source: kxan.com   |   share: 11   Tue July 21, 2020       Corona Beer you have a phone call on line 1, you won't need that lime source: delish.com   |   share: 22         "How to build your own bow and arrows when you're lost in the wild." This assumes you have a good knife, file or saw, matches, parachute cord, duct tape, and bottled beer with you (which may be why you're lost in the first place) source: msn.com   |   share: 27   Mon July 20, 2020       What's Brad Parscale up to since he was fired and publicly humiliated? Huh. Bonus: has terrible taste in beer source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: 57   Fri July 17, 2020       The key to wine is the terroir. For example, in this white, you can really taste the cheese curds and beer source: tmj4.com   |   share: 43         It turns out you're drinking Coors Light wrong. Yes, you source: skillet.lifehacker.com   |   share: 36         It turns out you're drinking Coors Light wrong. Yes, you source: skillet.lifehacker.com   |   share: 36         If you have a 'condition' causing panic and anxiety when wearing a mask, don't go into a liquor store to pick up some beer source: kdvr.com   |   share: 78         One individual practically purchased Judge Beer Bong's confirmation for nearly $16 million source: jacobinmag.com   |   share: 51   Wed July 15, 2020       I'll see your KKK beer and raise you an open-source contribution to the Black Lives Matter movement and growing support to end police brutality and systemic racism source: beerandbrewing.com   |   share: 12         Post Malone, property of Patrick Mahomes and Travis Kelce. And he's got their signatures tattooed on his body to prove it source: vulture.com   |   share: 25         Klan beer removed from shelves source: ctpost.com   |   share: 70   Tue July 14, 2020       Soon to be out of business Scottish beer garden opens with 'capacity for ONE' due to social distancing measures source: thescottishsun.co.uk   |   share: 8         Restaurant & Beer Garden open for curbside OK, Beer to go OK, Brewery still open, not ok because your sales to distributors makes you a bar. Gov. Abbot is going to get Segway'd off off a cliff if he isn't careful source: abc13.com   |   share: 12         Restaurant & Beer Garden open for curbside OK, Beer to go OK, Brewery still open, not ok because your sales to distributors makes you a bar. Gov. Abbot is going to get Segway'd off off a cliff if he isn't careful source: abc13.com   |   share: 12   Mon July 13, 2020       As a former Attorney General, you would think it would be a bad idea referring to Black Harvard University scholar Henry Louis Gates Jr. as "some criminal." Isn't that right, Jefferson Beauregard Sessions? source: comicsands.com   |   share: 46         IPA beer drinkers more likely to be adventurous, study claims. Of course, so are folks who eat head cheese, fried crickets, and swallow tide pods source: foxnews.com   |   share: 20   Sat July 11, 2020       NASA turns on Tucson source: kvoa.com   |   share: 19         South Carolina governor bans alcohol sales after 11:00 PM in attempt to curb surging COVID numbers. Virus reportedly planning to pregame a little earlier from now on source: live5news.com   |   share: 56   Thu July 09, 2020       Beer companies like Budweiser and Molson-Coors have gotten entirely too big, and it's time to break them up. Presumably so we can get low quality piss beer from lots of little companies instead of a couple of big ones source: slate.com   |   share: 51         The snozzberries taste like snozzberries, and the haskap berries taste like haskap berries. We are the beer makers. We are the dreamers of dreams source: bangordailynews.com   |   share: 10   Tue July 07, 2020       The fact that we are all drinking more beer means something to science source: npr.org   |   share: 64         The fact that we are all drinking more beer means something to science source: npr.org   |   share: 64         Kentucky Man tells Florida Man to hold his beer source: cincinnati.com   |   share: 16         As beer gardens re-open in Scotland, let's have a little look at the idyllic setting of the The Post Apocalyptic Wasteland Arms source: dailyrecord.co.uk   |   share: 28         Seán's Bar in Ireland, a 1,120-year-old pub named as one of the oldest companies in the world. Must be a hell of a lot of beer-stained payroll books laying around somewhere source: irishpost.com   |   share: 14   Mon July 06, 2020       Not recommended: Drinking on the job. Farking stupid: Drinking on the job while you're an officer on traffic duty source: abcnews4.com   |   share: 35         Scottish beer gardens to reopen today after thirsty Scots wait 105 days for a pint. Surely this will end as well as what happened in London source: thescottishsun.co.uk   |   share: 29         Hold my beer the 4th of July edition source: wjla.com   |   share: 48   Sun July 05, 2020       Maybe they should have attached a case of beer to the request source: cnn.com   |   share: 17   Fri July 03, 2020       This Fourth of July weekend you better spend it drinking beer, smoking pot, and listening to Willie Nelson host his annual Independence Day celebration on satellite radio source: doyouremember.com   |   share: 4

Link archives »

Also on Fark

• Fark :: Main | Discussion | Sports | Business | Fandom | Entertainment | STEM | D'awww | Food | Politics
• Total Fark :: TotalFark | TF Live | TF Advice | TF Discussion | Commented | Top Voted | Greenlit
• FArQ :: About Us | Quick Answers | Posting Rules | Farkisms
• Contests :: Photoshop | Farktography | Fartist Friday | Caption
• Buy Fark :: Fark Book | Fark Store

Submit a Link »

Copyright © 1999 - 2020 Fark, Inc | Last updated: Oct 30 2020 21:12:29
Contact Us  |  Report a bug/error msg  |  Terms of service/legal/privacy policy
Runtime: 4.602 sec