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headlines found matching 'beer'
Mon February 06, 2023
(Vice)
 
 
 
Miami Police Department: "We've made the most tone-deaf gesture for Black History Month." Columbus Police Department: "Hold our beer"
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(Bon Appetit)
 
 
 
Enough already: Just stop inventing more probiotic sodas, the drink aisle is full
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Sun February 05, 2023
(Pantagraph)
 
 
 
Chief operating officer of Chicago Public Schools has his finger on the pulse of society and knows what folks want, so he becomes primary owner of cannabis shop co-located with bar and bakery
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Sat February 04, 2023
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Cerveza gratis
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(Daily Voice)
 
 
 
If you must drop an empty beer bottle while exiting the bank you've just robbed, be sure to drop one with somebody else's fingerprint on it
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Fri February 03, 2023
(Variety)
 
 
 
Action star Liam Neeson lashes out at UFC and Conor McGregor, whom he calls a "little leprechaun" who gives Ireland and the Irish a bad reputation
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Thu February 02, 2023
(MSN)
 
 
 
Reserve Bank of Australia to retire monarch from AUD notes, replace QEII with allusions to "indigenous Australian culture." Choice yet to be made between beer, waltzes or oppressing minorities
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Le Nouveau Duluth, Montreal's no. 1 restaurant on TripAdvisor, has 85 5-star reviews from satisfied customers. And like your Canadian girlfriend, it never existed
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(TMJ4 Milwaukee)
 
 
 
Who's On Third to add second location four blocks from First Street
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Wed February 01, 2023
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
10 masterpiece albums that require repeated listens. For once, the first spot is absolutely, absolutely correct. I'm Amazed
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
OK, homebrewers... Dry January is over. Share your favorite go-to recipe (beer, mead, cider... what have you)
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Tue January 31, 2023
(Twitter)
 
 
 
The Treasonous Testudine that put BeerBro and Aunt Lydia in SCOTUS is unhappy that Biden's judicial picks are not of "the finest legal minds our country has to offer"
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Mon January 30, 2023
(VinePair)
 
 
 
Seeing as most of us farkers are visual learners, here is a helpful map of the states that drink the most alcohol in the US colored by their per capita rate. If you can no longer read it, you may have imbibed a wee bit too much
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(VinePair)
 
 
 
Seeing as most of us farkers are visual learners, here is a helpful map of the states that drink the most alcohol in the US colored by their per capita rate. If you can no longer read it, you may have imbibed a wee bit too much
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
Uʍop-ǝpısdn s06 ǝɥʇ ǝʌıןǝᴚ
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
Uʍop-ǝpısdn s06 ǝɥʇ ǝʌıןǝᴚ
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Sun January 29, 2023
(Guardian)
 
 
 
US consumers are becoming 'sober curious' and now spend nearly $400m annually on non-alcoholic drinks, according to a 2022 Nielsen IQ analysis. None of them have Fark accounts
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Sat January 28, 2023
(Straits Times)
 
 
 
Father, I am disappointed at your drunkenness. And I will keep hammering on you about this
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(Straits Times)
 
 
 
Father, I am disappointed at your drunkenness. And I will keep hammering on you about this
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Thu January 26, 2023
(YardBarker)
 
 
 
The Angels could've sold for the most money in Major League Baseball, with five suitors running the price tag to around $3 billion. Then current Angels owner Arte Moreno said, "Hold my beer and bad baseball ideas pad, I can fark this up even more"
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Click on "Public" and then look for "Posted Comments". How many have you made on Fark? Subby clocks in at 4397
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Who would win in a fight between Jason Bourne and John Wick?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
News: After exercise, beer may be better to have than sports drinks. Fark: Only non-alcoholic beer. D'OH
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Tue January 24, 2023
(Brand Eating)
 
 
 
Knowing football fans' affinity for beer cheese, Hormel unveils cheese beer, a lager flavored with company's iconic chili cheese dip
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Sun January 22, 2023
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Refrigeration? Beer. Glass Bottles? Beer. Pasteurization? Yep, Beer. Is there anything that beer can't do? Watch the video to see the other seven innovations attributable to beer
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Fri January 20, 2023
(CNN)
 
 
 
U.S.: Our kids are so hardcore that they'll eat Tide Pods just because they saw it on TikTok. Indonesia: Hold my beer
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Wed January 18, 2023
(Detroit Metro Times)
 
 
 
Brewery releases beer conceived by AI. Of course it comes up with another IPA. There may be hope for us humans yet
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(Detroit Metro Times)
 
 
 
Brewery releases beer conceived by AI. Of course it comes up with another IPA. There may be hope for us humans yet
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Magpie tipsy turvy, can't get its landing gear up after having one too many fermented apples
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(Vintage Everyday)
 
 
 
Let's have a conversation about "conversation pits" of the '60s and '70s - like how did these not fill up with spilled beer and empty snack bags?
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Canada enhances its reputation for clean living with a recommendation that two alcoholic beverages per week is really pushing the boat out. Yes, that is "per week", not "per hour"
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(Wookieepedia)
 
 
 
More and more clones are violating Order 67 ("Bring Subby a cold beer") and there WILL be consequences. For more info see "Star Wars: The Bad Batch" S2E4 "Faster" at 3 AM ET on Darth Disney Plus
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Sun January 15, 2023
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
America: "Covid's over. Don't care." Europe: "Hold my shockingly nice but warm beer"
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Sat January 14, 2023
(Irish Mirror)
 
 
 
Irishman goes on 0.0% alcohol binge of beers, wine, spirits, ciders and Prosecco for Dry January, gets converted. Yeah, something's not right here
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Wed January 11, 2023
(Food 52)
 
 
 
Damp January like great foreplay for Moist March
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Dry January is proving to be an extra-rough time for bona fided 'shelf turds' of beer and whiskey
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(Wookieepedia)
 
 
 
Farkers with working inhibitor chips will give Subby their beer and watch "Star Wars: The Bad Batch" s2e3 "The Solitary Clone" because good farkers obey orders. It starts streaming at 3 AM ET on Disney Plus
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Tue January 10, 2023
(The Daily Meal)
 
 
 
Wait. So you're telling me I can't get a rootbeer because it could be used to make molly?
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Mon January 09, 2023
(Ozarks First)
 
 
 
Missouri police agency will buy you free drinks if you come in to their police station on Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday. No, it's not a trap
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
World ends
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
World ends
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Fri January 06, 2023
(NBC 2 Fort Myers)
 
 
 
Headline: "Man throws beer on five-month-old baby during drunken outburst." First, you are not to waste beer, and secondly, do not EVER assault a child, even if that child was having a drunken outburst
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Thu January 05, 2023
(Some Guy-nads)
 
 
 
Texas goes nuts
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Wed January 04, 2023
(The New Republic)
 
 
 
So you go through life with an occasional beer or dank joint. Big deal. Have you ever gone through life with extended-state DMT and shared hallucinations? Say hello to my self-dribbling basketball clockwork elf friend over there
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
With the Maine Lobster fishing back on, Wisconsin says 'Hold my beer' and gets the butter ready
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Mon January 02, 2023
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Ten Underrated Craft Beer Cities To Visit In 2023
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(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Ten Underrated Craft Beer Cities To Visit In 2023
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Sun January 01, 2023
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
53 year old man has raised £1 million for charity by running a marathon every single day this year. Meanwhile, Farkers got short of breath getting up from the couch to grab another beer to quaff while posting furiously about social injustice
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Wed December 28, 2022
(WBUR Boston)
 
 
 
The Cars, Talking Heads, former workers, and others remember the Boston punk rock club The Rathskeller and its late owner: "The Rat reeked of old beer and had wet, beer-soaked, wall-to-wall carpeting on the floor. The Rat was a dive and proud of it"
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Sun December 25, 2022
(The Takeout)
 
 
 
Ten classy holiday beers that are not gimmicky drinks overloaded with spices and candy canes
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Sat December 24, 2022
(Fark)
 
 
 
It's 11:57 AM here - how early is too early to start drinking, assuming I'm not stopping until Boxing Day?
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(KTVU Bay Area News)
 
 
 
It wouldn't be Christmas without someone calling the cops on Cousin Eddie
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Annual Canadian Adult Bumper Cars contest has over 100 participants this year. You'd think we'd know how to drive in snow, but we majored in Beer and Hockey, eh?
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Fri December 23, 2022
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Covid, flu, and RSV cases in kids already filling hospitals. Strep A: Hold my beer
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Wed December 21, 2022
(Outkick)
 
 
 
"We got Gumby in the house, drinking a beer through his eye," said Eli Manning
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Tue December 20, 2022
(CBC)
 
 
 
The annual list of biggest news stories from Canada's smallest province
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(247 Sports)
 
 
 
Rowdy Beers commits to Florida International. Rowdy Meth, Rowdy Alligators still in the transfer portal
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Sat December 17, 2022
(CP24 Toronto)
 
 
 
You know you have a drinking problem when you're sitting down to get a pint in a 7-11 in Canada
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Thu December 15, 2022
(KTVU Bay Area News)
 
 
 
Eucalyptus tree critically injures four, kills two, destroys three cars, blames it on too much groot beer
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(got wood)
 
 
 
Photoshop this wood beer keg
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Wed December 14, 2022
(Some Mixologist)
 
 
 
Montana weed sales are sky-high, while beer goes flat and wine remains amusing with a hint of jammy presumption
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Mon December 12, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
How Budweiser saved its World Cup with bonus ripping of Bud Zero to end the article
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Sun December 11, 2022
(Serious Eats)
 
 
 
CO2 is becoming more expensive, and that's bad news for ... beer?
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(Independent)
 
 
 
British man who went missing in Africa is found four days later pretty much in the exact place you'd expect to find a British man
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Thu December 08, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Kentucky Hug Pajamas by Jim Beam, yes that one, for just $25
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Wed December 07, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
Hero
 
Of all the places to find the missing link for brewer's yeast: a university campus in Ireland
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Tue December 06, 2022
(Metro)
 
 
 
Good news for not so drunk Brits, this map reveals that you're not even in the top ten of Europe's heaviest drinkers. In related news, has anyone been tracking Drew's whereabouts lately?
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Mon December 05, 2022
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Subby's gonna go out on a limb here and suggest "by having good beer"
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Subby's gonna go out on a limb here and suggest "by having good beer"
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(Good Beer Hunting)
 
 
 
"Chronic illness in the craft beer industry" has nothing to do with headaches caused by listening to your pontificating about IPAs
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Sun December 04, 2022
(Irish Mirror)
 
 
 
Irish rebellion in progress as irate publicans remove Heineken from premises over wholesale price hike and insufficient discounts. Guinness for thrift
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(Iowa Starting Line)
 
 
 
They say to write a witty headline that is better than the actual headline. Here goes: As you travel through Iowa this winter, these beers will help you confront your reality of traveling through Iowa in the winter
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Sat December 03, 2022
(Slate)
 
 
 
Roberts and Beerbro livid over Biden official's statement that the Supreme Court is a co-equal branch and not supreme
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(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Having failed at beer, Molson Coors manages to fail at CBD drinks, too
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Sure, you've been drunk, but have you ever been "call emergency services 68 times in 90 minutes" drunk?
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Fri December 02, 2022
(WGME Portland)
 
 
 
The Great Pumpkin rises from the pumpkin patch each year as a fermentation vessel to bring beer to all the good little children of drinking age
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Thu December 01, 2022
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
It's not really Christmas in New York until Rochester lights the Genesee Keg Tree
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Subby isn't drunk at all
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(*burp*)
 
 
 
How to speak beer
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(*burp*)
 
 
 
How to speak beer
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Wed November 30, 2022
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Marine veteran chugs beer from her prosthetic leg at Lakers game. No word on her Fark handle
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Tue November 29, 2022
(Contemporist)
 
 
 
Photoshop this cafe' exterior festooned with empty beer bottles
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(NPR)
 
 
 
How adopting some of the principles of improv comedy can improve your overall life. Subby's tried throwing beer at hecklers for several months now and feels great about it
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Sun November 27, 2022
(WMTW Portland)
 
 
 
Maine brewery moves to only produce nonalcoholic craft beers. For the love of God, why?
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Sat November 26, 2022
(ESPN)
 
 
 
It's rivalry weekend in college football. The biggest game comes first, OSU/Michigan at Noon ET. Also, USC, TCU, LSU, Alabama, and Clemson all try to stay relevant in the BCS playoff hunt. Grab a beer and hate your neighbor for the day
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Wed November 23, 2022
(6ABC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Budweiser has plans for all the unsold beer from the World Cup games. Add your suggestion to the list
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Tue November 22, 2022
(OhMyMag UK)
 
 
 
Get awesome deals just because people are kicking a ball around
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Mon November 21, 2022
(Medpage Today)
 
 
 
Sobriety is not for everyone. Ask your doctor if sobriety is right for you. Better yet, ask if sobriety is right for your doctor
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Hershey brewery selected as best Brewery Tour, no word on how many times the tour guide sings 'Wild Thing, I think love you, but I want to know for sure'
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Hershey brewery selected as best Brewery Tour, no word on how many times the tour guide sings 'Wild Thing, I think love you, but I want to know for sure'
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Budweiser shrugs off Qatar stadium beer ban, tweets new World Cup campaign: "BEE" "EFF" DEEEEE"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Texas customs agents check case of beer, find out why Lone Star tastes like monkey piss
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Sun November 20, 2022
(ESPN)
 
 
 
The 2022 World Cup begins with host nation Qatar looking to pull a massive upset against Ecuador. Unlike the live spectators we can crack open a beer and enjoy as the Tourney begins. 11am ET on FS1
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Fri November 18, 2022
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Qatari royal family: "You thought you could enjoy a beer with your footie? Yoink"
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Qatari royal family: "You thought you could enjoy a beer with your footie? Yoink"
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Grocery store chain to open in-store bars named Publix Pours. "Where drinking is a pleasure"
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Florida man is upset after seeing how much Disney charges for beer at EPCOT
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Thu November 17, 2022
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Heineken and Fosters announce price increases, alcohol content of drinks will decrease. In other news, Heineken and Fosters apparently contain alcohol (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Heineken and Fosters announce price increases, alcohol content of drinks will decrease. In other news, Heineken and Fosters apparently contain alcohol (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Orlando Weekly)
 
 
 
Drew seen packing his bags for Florida
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(Yahoo)
 
Hero
 
The underground Marauder's Map to finding alcohol at the World Cup in Qatar
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Tue November 15, 2022
(DW)
 
 
 
There's too much CO2 in the atmosphere, but we don't have enough CO2. Enjoy your flat beer when it arrives
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(DW)
 
 
 
There's too much CO2 in the atmosphere, but we don't have enough CO2. Enjoy your flat beer when it arrives
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Beer sales at the World Cup will soon be down in the basement, in a disused lavatory with a sign on the door saying "Beware of the Leopard"
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Mon November 14, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Whichever farker left their truck on the side of the road in WV, the Summersville Police would like a word with you
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
Your post-workout meal isn't as important as you think - unless it's pizza and beer. Or a pie. In which cases it's crucial
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Sun November 13, 2022
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
He wasn't throwing the beer at Ted Cruz, he was throwing the beer TO him
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Sat November 12, 2022
(UPI)
 
 
 
That's a world record? Sounds like rookie numbers for your average Farker
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(KRQE News)
 
 
 
Submit your application now to get paid to drink beer and watch the World Cup. Only true farkers need apply
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Fri November 11, 2022
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Beer is there anything it can't do? ...yet another example of an irrepressible Fark meme
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Thu November 10, 2022
(UPI)
 
 
 
It's Guinness World Records Day - what record do you think you'd have a chance at beating (bar towel optional)?
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Wed November 09, 2022
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Wasteful noodle arm identified
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Tue November 08, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Beer could help protect against Alzheimer's disease. Then how come every time I have more than 12 I can't remember anything?
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(KNWA Arkansas)
 
 
 
Shiatfaced after a wedding reception? Ask a deputy for a ride home. Or, if you ARE a deputy, just drive your unmarked official vehicle, containing 3 pistols, a rifle magazine and boxes of ammo. Surely that will work
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Mon November 07, 2022
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Is it a waste of beer if it is thrown at Ted Cruz?
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Fri November 04, 2022
(WSFA)
 
 
 
That's nice, I guess, but it's not the complete trifecta until they add Ivermectin
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(WSFA)
 
 
 
That's nice, I guess, but it's not the complete trifecta until they add Ivermectin
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Sure, the new HBO Max and Discovery hybrid streaming service will cost more but at the very least you'll get more ads with the new service
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Even though they play in the same stadium, Giants fans pay more for beer and food than Jets fans
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(BBC)
 
 
 
British food's poor reputation is undeserved and it is actually amongst the best in the world, and... what? Really? FFS
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Fark-ready Headline: "Miller Lite is selling a Christmas tree stand that doubles as a beer keg" Perhaps some day Miller Light will sell kegs of real beer, too
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Wed November 02, 2022
(Some Montanan)
 
 
 
Heineken inks agreement with state of Montana to provide more barley for its beers, perhaps anticipating demand from Kentucky-based news aggregator with criminally inadequate on-site beverage protocols
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Mon October 31, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Suddenly, all the Farkers decided to move to the New York after it was announced that residents could earn money by drinking beer
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(MSN)
 
 
 
"Ridiculous But True Stories of a Golf Cart Girl," and the customers who get handsy. Come for the story, stick around for the comments
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(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Hold my beer and "Quiet please"
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Fri October 28, 2022
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Home-brewing sometimes isn't all beer and skittles
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Wed October 26, 2022
(Food Network)
 
 
 
Man registered his beer as his emotional support animal, surprisingly it was not Drew
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(Food Network)
 
 
 
Man registered his beer as his emotional support animal, surprisingly it was not Drew
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(Eat This Not That)
 
 
 
Beers that are never worth the price include any sold at Fenway, any sold in NY airports, and any with the letters IPA in them
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Tue October 25, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
No one drinks IPAs anymore, they're too popular
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(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Scottish brewer warns a 'perfect storm' could lead the average price of a pint to exceed £7. Thanks, O'Biden
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(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Scottish brewer warns a 'perfect storm' could lead the average price of a pint to exceed £7. Thanks, O'Biden
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Mon October 24, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Inflation-adjusted college costs decline for the second-straight year but still cannot overcome annual increases in beerflation
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(Some Beer Guy)
 
 
 
Hipster mixologists resurface after pandemic, declare the NASCAR Spritz, the PBR Spritz, the Camparty, the Ranye West, and other beer-based spritzes the Next Big Drink
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Sun October 23, 2022
(Esquire)
 
 
 
Since there are only 62 shopping days left until Christmas, Esquire has some "interesting" ideas of things to add to your holiday list. Subby really needs the Shower Beer Caddy. Just saying
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Sat October 22, 2022
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
You're watching a sitcom and a character orders a beer. They're given a generic bottle, or draft. In your mind, what is that beer?
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Fri October 21, 2022
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
"I like beer" might work if you're a Supreme Court nominee, but "I like teenage girls" isn't going to work anywhere
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Thu October 20, 2022
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
The story behind the classic 1980s "This is your brain on drugs" TV PSA. Oh, how times have changed. Subby likes his over medium now, for example
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Buffet dinner, models and beer. Who could ask for more?
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Wed October 19, 2022
(Metro)
 
 
 
Perfect storm brewing in UK as beer deliveries imperiled by looming strike ahead of World Cup
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Self-described "family man" is not okurrrrrrr with Cardi B having "sexy album covers." So he's suing her
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Tue October 18, 2022
(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
Dr Pepper releases a Bourbon-flavored soda with one small caveat that seems to render the product meaningless
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
You know it's sad when your Gamestop and local flea market start competing
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Sun October 16, 2022
(Wisconsin Public Radio)
 
 
 
Great Idea: A stadium section in Lambeau Field for those who don't need beer to watch Packer games. Awkward: The name of the group promoting this idea
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Australian Clydesdale horse dynasty family keeping tradition alive to assure that humans can continue to split the beer atom for years to come
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Sat October 15, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
How to store food in a refrigerator properly. Food? Hell, subby's rule in college was that beer always goes in the crisper
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Fri October 14, 2022
(NYPost)
 
 
 
"Isle never love another one like you"
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Thu October 13, 2022
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Everybody is looking at inflation through the wrong lens. Try another 4 fingers of vodka instead of a single lite beer
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Wed October 12, 2022
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
CHAMPIONS League Wednesday, now with fewer red cards (maybe) @ 12:45 pm ET Napoli - Ajax and Atleti - Brugge. @ 3:00 top matches: Plzen-Munich in the battle of beers, Barca-Inter, Spurs-Frankfurt, Rangers - Liverpool and more. On Paramount+ and TUDN
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
And now a roundup of controversial beer commercials - including Meghan Markle and Billie D Williams
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Tue October 11, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
You don't really understand what the term "fancy a pint" means, but CNN is here to help
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Mon October 10, 2022
(Metro)
 
 
 
You have failed your Oktoberfest if it takes an hour to get in and then an hour and a half to get one beer
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(Metro)
 
 
 
You have failed your Oktoberfest if it takes an hour to get in and then an hour and a half to get one beer
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(USAUSAUSANOW)
 
 
 
I'd LOVE to imagine this didn't happen yesterday, but it did. God help us all
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(Some German Guy)
 
 
 
So what does a typical German breakfast look like? Pretty good, actually
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