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Fri October 30, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Kamala Harris knows things no vice president has never known. Seen things you humans can only dream of. Confirmations of Supreme Court beerbros...Russians in the Oval Office. All these will be put aside like the Senate during break. Time to vote
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
This guy shows you how to make a Halloween Beer-O-Lantern to drink beer out of, using a pumpkin AKA nature's beer koozie and finds out you could also just drink a beer in a bottle
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Wed October 28, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Vermont Secretary of State to Justice Kavanaugh: Hold my beer
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(Click2Houston)
 
 
 
Texas man drinking beer while driving, saying on video he drives better drunk. Since this is Fark, you know what happens next
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Mon October 26, 2020
(Japan Today)
 
 
 
Fujisan Product / You make the best beer ever / It's snowing on Mt. Fuji
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Sat October 24, 2020
(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Japan's craft breweries now turning unsold spoiling beer into gin in these coronavirus times. Waste not, want not
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Wed October 21, 2020
(Brand Eating)
 
 
 
KFC Australia unveils Popcorn Chicken Slab Sandwich, a shareable sandwich sized to resemble an Australian-style 24-pack of beer
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Alberta to Alabama: Hold my (superior) beer
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Mon October 19, 2020
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Hey, remember that time when Eddie Van Halen hogged the bathroom on "Two and a Half Men"? "That's called two burritos and a root beer float"
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(Japan Times)
 
 
 
Kirin Brewery unveils true zero-carb beer to attract new beer fans, but "good intentions don't cover up for a slightly off taste"
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Thu October 15, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Heineken fined for forcing pubs to buy too much of their beer. And they were only one Fark party away from a solution that would satisfy everyone
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(Uproxx)
 
 
 
"Granted, there are undoubtedly better beers in many corners of the country"
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(Uproxx)
 
 
 
"Granted, there are undoubtedly better beers in many corners of the country"
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Wed October 14, 2020
(ESPN)
 
 
 
The Rays now have the opportunity to sweep the Astros in Game 4 of the ALCS, or will the Astros win and be able to fight another day? Anybody want to do a beer run? First pitch is at 8:40 PM ET on TBS
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Tue October 13, 2020
(News 8000 La Crosse)
 
 
 
Officer charged after drinking 12 beers and *checks notes* "putting his booger picker on the bang maker." Article to the left. More euphemisms to the right
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Mon October 12, 2020
(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
The most historic fast food joints in the US, deslided. As usual, pictures stop matching up, but you can figure it out. Or just uselessly type "That's not an Arby's" in the comments
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Fri October 09, 2020
(The Takeout)
 
 
 
There's now an apple taffy beer for those of you who have outgrown putting jolly ranchers in your zimas
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(The Takeout)
 
 
 
There's now an apple taffy beer for those of you who have outgrown putting jolly ranchers in your zimas
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Well, that's a real kick in the can
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Wed October 07, 2020
(WJAC TV Johnstown)
 
 
 
County maintenance employees find empty beer cans in DA's office and take pictures of them. This results in a policy change. Since this is Fark, you can probably guess who changed policy
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(WRAL)
 
 
 
Health officials say if you attended a beer fest, you might have had enough beer to forget how bad an idea it is to attend a beer fest during a pandemic
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(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
"A few minutes later he called police to say someone stole his cigarettes. An arriving officer located the smokes, which were in his front pocket"
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
The Division Series continues for both leagues with Marlins-Braves (2:08 PM ET on MLBN), A's-Astros (3:35 PM ET on TBS), Rays-Yankees (7:10 PM ET on TBS), and Padres-Dodgers (9:08 PM ET on FS1). Let's keep hitting home runs and downing those beers
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(Refinery29)
 
 
 
Craft beer hipsters to be confronted with something novel from Dogfish Head: the oat milk IPA. How does one milk an oat?
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Tue October 06, 2020
(Dallas News)
 
 
 
Trump will win the election because Texans are buying beers at Flying Saucer, or something
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Mon October 05, 2020
(Messy Nessy Chic)
 
 
 
More cool web finds from Ms Messy Nessy - including Drew's re-purposed beer-can palatial palace
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(Oregon Public Broadcasting)
 
 
 
Drinking beer in public, crashing a motorcycle while drunk and pointing a revolver at people are apparently legal activities as long as you're a Trump supporter
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Fri October 02, 2020
(Syracuse Post-Standard)
 
 
 
Farewell to a grand bottom-shelf beer, Stewart's "Mountain Brew," whose demise leaves gardeners hard-up to find a better slug-killing product
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(Syracuse Post-Standard)
 
 
 
Farewell to a grand bottom-shelf beer, Stewart's "Mountain Brew," whose demise leaves gardeners hard-up to find a better slug-killing product
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Thu October 01, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"Wife comes in an hour or so later demanding that I give her the $40 her husband gave me, stating that I was a terrible host and went against her and I don't deserve a tip"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"Wife comes in an hour or so later demanding that I give her the $40 her husband gave me, stating that I was a terrible host and went against her and I don't deserve a tip"
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
It's October and 2020 cancelled the official Oktoberfest in Germany, but that's no reason not to do the Chicken Dance Challenge with beer in each hand; it's just like the regular chicken dance but with BEER. So it is exactly like the chicken dance
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Wed September 30, 2020
(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
A sledgehammer does feel like overkill
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(KVUE Austin)
 
 
 
Michelob Ultra named the official beer of MLS's brand new Austin FC. Austin kept weird
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Americans are drinking more in 2020 than they did in 2019
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Tue September 29, 2020
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Hungover after Drink a Beer Day? Well, rejoice as today is National Coffee Day, and you can get some great deals on the most essential drink in all existence
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Here's what's happening to Drew's body from all that beer he guzzles
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Here's what's happening to Drew's body from all that beer he guzzles
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Mon September 28, 2020
(The Takeout)
 
 
 
Jelly Belly: We're making booger flavored jelly beans. Top that. Skittles: Hold my beer
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Sat September 26, 2020
(Austin News KXAN)
 
 
 
One Central Texas brewery is working on a beer so underground you've never heard of it. Until next year
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(Austin News KXAN)
 
 
 
One Central Texas brewery is working on a beer so underground you've never heard of it. Until next year
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Fri September 25, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Portuguese scientists create the miracle drink that can create and solve all of life's problems. I give you booze made from coffee
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Tue September 22, 2020
(Brookings Institution)
 
 
 
Drew Carey describes how to: overhaul the supreme court; make coffee-flavored beer
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
New Orleans' Dixie Beer taking poll on renaming company to be 'more inclusive.' Suggestions?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
In heaven there is no beer .... That's why I'll drink it in national parks and get paid $50,000 too
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Mon September 21, 2020
(Tor.com)
 
 
 
How much alcohol does it take to get a hobbit drunk? Start with the formula (.96 x 5.14 / 70 x .73) - .015 x 1
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Sun September 20, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Some cracker is in the booze barrel again
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Sat September 19, 2020
(UPI)
 
 
 
A vehicle listed for sale in Missouri is drawing attention for an unusual feature -- a large refrigeration shaped like a six-pack of Miller Lite beer. Runs bad, more pushing
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Fri September 18, 2020
(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
NH House speaker apologizes to UNH for lawmakers' beer-drinking, maskless, fratbrah behavior, So, we cool now, brah?
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Thu September 17, 2020
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
That sound you just heard was Drew flying out his door and hopping on a plane to go across the pond after learning that BrewDog has created the world's strongest beer with an eye watering ABV of 57.8 percent
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
That sound you just heard was Drew flying out his door and hopping on a plane to go across the pond after learning that BrewDog has created the world's strongest beer with an eye watering ABV of 57.8 percent
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Refused beer sales at the corner store and wrecked your truck because you're drunk? Antifa did it
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Wed September 16, 2020
(YouTube)
 
 
 
No mask? No beer for you
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(CBS 21 Harrisburg)
 
 
 
Aldi is releasing Advent calendars that features things like beer and hard seltzer, adding cheer for adults that could use some right now
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Tue September 15, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Running out of alphabetical names this year, National Hurricane Center needs your help. Hurricane Asshole, Hurricane Beer, Hurricane Covid
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Pay no attention to the man behind the Beer-O-Mat
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Pay no attention to the man behind the Beer-O-Mat
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Mon September 14, 2020
(KSNT Topeka)
 
 
 
Willie's Beerbine. A repurposed combine for tail-gating. BBQ on the header, big screen tvs and the auger swings out for an awning
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(MassLive)
 
 
 
"To make matters worse, one of the folks who took exception to my column was a priest"
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(MassLive)
 
 
 
"To make matters worse, one of the folks who took exception to my column was a priest"
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Sun September 13, 2020
(Some Stoner)
 
 
 
Cannabis Consumption... um, after work ... um, doesn't affect... um, something ... um, oh yeah, Productivity. That's it Productivity. Hey man, ya got anything to eat?
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Montana's greatest export isn't cattle or timber; it's hokey campaign ads where every candidate must fly fish, drink beer, wear Carhartts, talk sh*t about Washington, and blast something with a gun
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Fri September 11, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Literally 10,000 cans of beer on the walls
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Firefighter: Last time you were here you promised us beer. Biden: *pulls out beer* Spiffy tag is buying the next round
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
"Breweries scrambling over nationwide aluminum can shortage." Farkers, this is our time. This is our hour. We can step up and provide the empty beer cans
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(Science Times)
 
 
 
If you've ever passed out after drinking you have doubled the risks of developing dementia later in life
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Thu September 10, 2020
(UPI)
 
 
 
Man catches 2,645 fish in 24 hours for Guinness record. That's a lot of beer
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Judge tells defendant to move deep into the woods and drink himself to death in peace where he can't hurt others
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(VinePair)
 
 
 
Monks are making your whisky, wine, coffee, and beer. They are often supported by bards
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(VinePair)
 
 
 
Monks are making your whisky, wine, coffee, and beer. They are often supported by bards
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Wed September 09, 2020
(KLKN-TV Lincoln)
 
 
 
Beer truck crashes into taco restaurant. Thousands volunteer for the clean-up effort
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Tue September 08, 2020
(Fox 19 Cincinnati)
 
 
 
Beer or rye bread? Why not both?
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(Bustle)
 
 
 
Doctors explain how White Claw vs. vodka soda affect your body and your ability to operate excavators, dozers, backhoes, and forklifts
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Mon September 07, 2020
(Pittsburgh Tribune-Review)
 
 
 
It depends on what the meaning of the word 'it' is
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Most popular liquor by state. Disappointed by how much fireball appears on this list, even more disappointed with Oregon
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Sun September 06, 2020
(Speed Racer)
 
 
 
"Every time I hear 'Radar Love' on the radio, I just know I'm going to get a speeding ticket." This week the Sunday Morning Music Club is putting the pedal to the metal and looking for the "speed songs" that get your motor running
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
If you run a jet engine in your shed, you can use it to power a fridge to chill your beer. Because if you have a jet engine running in your shed, what you really need is a cold beer
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Fri September 04, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
Spit and poo alcohols are now on display at the Disgusting Food Museum in Sweden. Oh yes, the squirrel is there - it's not brews, it's Fark
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Owner announces closing Surly beer hall after employees announced plans to form cantankerous union
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Thu September 03, 2020
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Mad Libs: Miller Lite beer redecorates a Michigan lake house with '70s decor
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(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Craft brewery rereleases its Code Talker American Pale Ale to honor of brewer's late grandfather, Navajo Code Talker John V. Goodluck. Of course, some people have problems with that
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Wed September 02, 2020
(Minn Post)
 
 
 
Surly beer hall employees vote to form cantankerous union
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Tue September 01, 2020
(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
Less beer taxes means more beer consumption, but also more beer bellies. The solution? Sugar-free beer, with bonus MLP reference
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(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
Less beer taxes means more beer consumption, but also more beer bellies. The solution? Sugar-free beer, with bonus MLP reference
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(CBS Pittsburgh)
 
 
 
Scottish brewery teams up with shelters to help dogs (and beer) find forever homes. Beer, what can't it do?
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Mon August 31, 2020
(Tampa Bay Times)
 
 
 
In an effort to fight the Red Tide Florida researchers think that getting the Tide drunk could be quite beneficial
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(KSST)
 
 
 
"Hold my beer, officer"
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(Idaho Mountain Express)
 
 
 
There's 'The Blair Witch Project' then there's THE Blair Witch, and her marvelous obituary
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(WBTV 3 Charlotte)
 
 
 
The problem with wearing a facemask is it gets in the way of putting your mouth directly on the beer tap
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Sun August 30, 2020
(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Like a little stripper syrup on your pancakes, kids?
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Sat August 29, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Man who's obviously been in isolation too long builds a bar for squirrels with seven kinds of nuts on tap
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(NHL)
 
 
 
After a moment of boycotting and striking, we resume the Stanley Cup Playoffs. Bolts and Bruins square off at Noon ET on NBC, Flyers-Isles at 7 PM on NBCSN, and Knights-Canucks at 9:45 PM on NBCSN. Let's drop the puck and drink more beer
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Fri August 28, 2020
(Barron's)
 
 
 
Ulta Beauty is looking better than thirteen beers on a Friday night
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Thu August 27, 2020
(Fark)
 
 
 
Friday I'll be heading for elk camp. My hunting buddies always bring good food, which they insist I eat instead of my dehydrated meals. Please tell me your best camping food recipes so I can repay them this year. (Beer and whiskey are covered thx)
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Wed August 26, 2020
(Some beer and dog guy)
 
 
 
The good, you can now enjoy a cold beer with Fido. The bad...It's Busch
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(Mercury News)
 
 
 
Headline:"Scant mention of brewing crises at Republican convention". Wait, there is a brewing crisis? How are we supposed to get through the rest of 2020 without beer? Somebody do some...what?...a brewing hurricane crisis? Oh, nervermind then
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(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
Time to drink the donuts
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Tue August 25, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
In case you were wondering whether our government would ever again move toward full throated support of the Temperance Movement, the "official" guidance on how many drinks a "moderate" man should have a day is about to be lowered from 2 to 1
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Sun August 23, 2020
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
An American IPA made by a Scotsman whose wife bought him a home brew unit for Christmas named Champion Beer at this year's Perth Royal Beer Awards. American India pale ale? Brewed in Oz by a Scotsman?
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Fri August 21, 2020
(Fark)
 
 
 
Beer, buildings, balloons and blue things are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, August 9-15: Beans Edition
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Come up with a slogan for this newfangled...beer?... called 'Cronk'
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Come up with a slogan for this newfangled...beer?... called 'Cronk'
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Thu August 20, 2020
(Sapiens)
 
 
 
Forget about bringing dinosaurs back. These folks are bringing back ancient yeasts and using "experimental archaeology" to bake breads and brew beers using techniques from the Romans and Ancient Egyptians
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(Inside the Magic)
 
 
 
Three words: Dole. Whip. Beer
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Tue August 18, 2020
(PennLive)
 
 
 
"Almost Famous Pickle Beer is the right beer at the right time"
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
"Almost Famous Pickle Beer is the right beer at the right time"
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Budweiser is pushing to become the official state beer of a state full of people who don't drink beer
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Mon August 17, 2020
(CBC)
 
 
 
No longer do you need to buy Coors or Budweiser to drink a beer like piss
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(WJAC TV Johnstown)
 
 
 
Beer brand starts a "dog fraternity". Doggo owners can win free beer. Difficulty: Keystone Light
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(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
Because when you're drunk is the best time to decide to adopt a pet
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
"ACAB means all cops," said the beer
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
"ACAB means all cops," said the beer
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
"No liquor, no beer, nothing. Because that brings in a rowdy element. That brings people that we don't want and I feel they don't need it." - Walt Disney
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Sat August 15, 2020
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
TP shortage? Meh. Coin shortage? Yawn. Ammo shortage? Whatever. Beer can shortage??? EVERYBODY PANIC
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(MyRecipes)
 
 
 
Pumpkin Spice: It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop until it is in every single product in the world
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Wait, is that BEER? ...dammit (._.)
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Fri August 14, 2020
(Fark)
 
 
 
Sweat, leather, beer, and classic rock are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, Aug. 2-8: Biker Edition
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Seattle brewery puts anti-police messages on beer. Of course, since they're IPAs it could also mean 'All Cans Are Bitter'
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Some farker forgot his stash
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Some farker forgot his stash
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Wed August 12, 2020
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Drunk naked tourist jumps up on sacred Buddhist shrine while swigging a beer, starts hurling profanities at passing residents by dubbing them "f****** pedos." Surprisingly not British (NSFW)
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Let the Dr Pepper hoarding begin
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Tue August 11, 2020
(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
"Don't be a Dumbass." Is this a warning or an obituary? Why not both, dumbass?
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(Irish Post US)
 
 
 
The Irish complain about what really matters in these terrible coronavirus times: 35 million pints of beer lost because they went out of date due to the lockdown
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Mon August 10, 2020
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Natty Light giving away a semester's worth of their product to a college student who hasn't yet suffered enough
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Sun August 09, 2020
(Fark)
 
 
 
Welcome ye Fark Artists to your Fartist Friday Contest. In honor of "International Beer Day," class up a classic work of art with a brewski using Photoshop or Paint/Draw programs
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Fri August 07, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
New Yawk approves of liquor in the ice cream...or, ice cream with like, booze...approves, I mean, getting wasted. Like, man, oh I love you man. I love New York. I love ever body. Durnk
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Thu August 06, 2020
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Free beer is coming to one NFL city this year. Too bad your team's kicker sucks
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(Pocono Record)
 
 
 
Two guys come up with a black-owned business non-blacks will actually support. Yes, alcohol is involved
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Wed August 05, 2020
(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
You know how it goes, you visit a buddy's mobile home, you have a few beers, a bear walks in, one of the 10 kids tries to pet it, then it wrestles you to the floor and smashes through a wall to escape
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Andrew Cuomo just assured his re-election for as long as he wants it
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Andrew Cuomo just assured his re-election for as long as he wants it
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Pub landlord makes joke about turning his beer garden into an airport. Humourless desk jockeys at the planning office have a problem with that
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Is your quarantine routine getting stale? How about getting drunk on white wine and eating cookies today?
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Tue August 04, 2020
(Lincoln Journal Star)
 
 
 
Beer Box Bank Bandit behind bars
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
America: "Blackface is offensive now." Britain: "Hold my warm beer" (possible nsfw content on page)
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Mon August 03, 2020
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
New Wisconsin Supreme Court justice sworn in during 100-mile ultramarathon. Meanwhile, subby has to judge if he's too drunk to walk to the kitchen for another beer
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(The Indian Express)
 
 
 
Clear glass came to ancient Rome from Egypt. Soon every Roman could walk into a bar, hold up two fingers and say "five beers, please"
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Fri July 31, 2020
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Enough already Stork, you are messing with mine beer
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Enough already Stork, you are messing with mine beer
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Coca-Cola to introduce an alcoholic drink called Topo Chico. Oh Eddie
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Thu July 30, 2020
(Laughing Squid)
 
 
 
Old and busted: The Mustard Man. New grossness: French's Mustard Beer
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(Laughing Squid)
 
 
 
Old and busted: The Mustard Man. New grossness: French's Mustard Beer
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(The Takeout)
 
 
 
Budweiser Zero is alcohol, sugar, and reason for existing-free
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Employees of diamond giant De Beers to be hit by multi-faceted job cuts
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(CNN)
 
 
 
At least there's beer
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Wed July 29, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Budweiser's marketing team beats us all to the punchline with its new, non-alcoholic, 50 calorie "beer"
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(Local News)
 
 
 
After OC Sheriff Don Barnes decides he won't enforce the mask order, the Orange County School Board asks him to hold their beer
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Tue July 28, 2020
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Ballistic Beer is being recalled for living up to its name
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(NBC San Diego)
 
 
 
If you think you've been drinking too much during the pandemic you may be right. Online sales of alcohol are up 307%
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Mon July 27, 2020
(Lincoln Journal Star)
 
 
 
Hold my beer and watch me shoot at this bus
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Fri July 24, 2020
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
4-D printed thermite could make welding in space and combat zones easier and safer. Backyard engineer/beer drinkers are also excited as local EMS gets antsy(er)
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Thu July 23, 2020
(San Antonio Current)
 
 
 
Here I am, being all socially-distant, and these folks decided to go ahead and have a ball
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Wed July 22, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Farkers will need to start drinking their Coors Light out of bottles. Just like God intended
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(Austin News KXAN)
 
 
 
Craft time at one assisted living home in Austin now includes brewing beer, and giving it away as bingo prizes
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(Austin News KXAN)
 
 
 
Craft time at one assisted living home in Austin now includes brewing beer, and giving it away as bingo prizes
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Tue July 21, 2020
(Delish.com)
 
 
 
Corona Beer you have a phone call on line 1, you won't need that lime
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(MSN)
 
 
 
"How to build your own bow and arrows when you're lost in the wild." This assumes you have a good knife, file or saw, matches, parachute cord, duct tape, and bottled beer with you (which may be why you're lost in the first place)
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Mon July 20, 2020
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
What's Brad Parscale up to since he was fired and publicly humiliated? Huh. Bonus: has terrible taste in beer
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Fri July 17, 2020
(TMJ4 Milwaukee)
 
 
 
The key to wine is the terroir. For example, in this white, you can really taste the cheese curds and beer
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
It turns out you're drinking Coors Light wrong. Yes, you
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
It turns out you're drinking Coors Light wrong. Yes, you
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(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
If you have a 'condition' causing panic and anxiety when wearing a mask, don't go into a liquor store to pick up some beer
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(Jacobin Magazine)
 
 
 
One individual practically purchased Judge Beer Bong's confirmation for nearly $16 million
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Wed July 15, 2020
(Craft Beer & Brewing)
 
 
 
I'll see your KKK beer and raise you an open-source contribution to the Black Lives Matter movement and growing support to end police brutality and systemic racism
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(Vulture)
 
 
 
Post Malone, property of Patrick Mahomes and Travis Kelce. And he's got their signatures tattooed on his body to prove it
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(Connecticut Post)
 
 
 
Klan beer removed from shelves
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Tue July 14, 2020
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Soon to be out of business Scottish beer garden opens with 'capacity for ONE' due to social distancing measures
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(ABL13 Houston)
 
 
 
Restaurant & Beer Garden open for curbside OK, Beer to go OK, Brewery still open, not ok because your sales to distributors makes you a bar. Gov. Abbot is going to get Segway'd off off a cliff if he isn't careful
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(ABL13 Houston)
 
 
 
Restaurant & Beer Garden open for curbside OK, Beer to go OK, Brewery still open, not ok because your sales to distributors makes you a bar. Gov. Abbot is going to get Segway'd off off a cliff if he isn't careful
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Mon July 13, 2020
(Comic Sands)
 
 
 
As a former Attorney General, you would think it would be a bad idea referring to Black Harvard University scholar Henry Louis Gates Jr. as "some criminal." Isn't that right, Jefferson Beauregard Sessions?
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
IPA beer drinkers more likely to be adventurous, study claims. Of course, so are folks who eat head cheese, fried crickets, and swallow tide pods
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Sat July 11, 2020
(KVOA Tucson)
 
 
 
NASA turns on Tucson
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(Live5 News Charleston)
 
 
 
South Carolina governor bans alcohol sales after 11:00 PM in attempt to curb surging COVID numbers. Virus reportedly planning to pregame a little earlier from now on
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Thu July 09, 2020
(Slate)
 
 
 
Beer companies like Budweiser and Molson-Coors have gotten entirely too big, and it's time to break them up. Presumably so we can get low quality piss beer from lots of little companies instead of a couple of big ones
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
The snozzberries taste like snozzberries, and the haskap berries taste like haskap berries. We are the beer makers. We are the dreamers of dreams
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Tue July 07, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
The fact that we are all drinking more beer means something to science
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(NPR)
 
 
 
The fact that we are all drinking more beer means something to science
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(Cincinnati Enquirer)
 
 
 
Kentucky Man tells Florida Man to hold his beer
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(Daily Record (UK))
 
 
 
As beer gardens re-open in Scotland, let's have a little look at the idyllic setting of the The Post Apocalyptic Wasteland Arms
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(Irish Post US)
 
 
 
Seán's Bar in Ireland, a 1,120-year-old pub named as one of the oldest companies in the world. Must be a hell of a lot of beer-stained payroll books laying around somewhere
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Mon July 06, 2020
(ABC 4 Charleston)
 
 
 
Not recommended: Drinking on the job. Farking stupid: Drinking on the job while you're an officer on traffic duty
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Scottish beer gardens to reopen today after thirsty Scots wait 105 days for a pint. Surely this will end as well as what happened in London
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(WJLA Washington DC)
 
 
 
Hold my beer the 4th of July edition
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Sun July 05, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Maybe they should have attached a case of beer to the request
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Fri July 03, 2020
(Do You Remember)
 
 
 
This Fourth of July weekend you better spend it drinking beer, smoking pot, and listening to Willie Nelson host his annual Independence Day celebration on satellite radio
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