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Wed August 12, 2020
(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Police investigating after one person shot, one hit with crowbar. Suspicion currently rests on fugitive PhD wearing glasses and bulky orange suit
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(Manchester Evening News)
 
 
 
Things are looking up in Britain, as Mars Wrigley announces comeback of the Marathon bar
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Tue August 11, 2020
(The Moscow Times)
 
 
 
That barely tested COVID vaccine from the Rushin' Russians may actually make things worse according a scientist who should stick to single-story buildings for the next few months
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Damon Albarn will pay tribute to Tony Allen at the AIM Awards. MODOK heard shouting WOO HOO
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(AlterNet)
 
 
 
Flynn's lawyer: even if we bribed Barr to drop the charges your honor can't do anything about it, because deep state, MAGA, and, uh, reasons
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Being punished by your father for bad behavior on the field is embarrassing enough in little league, but much more so when you're 34 years old and playing for England
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Low Barr had a secret reason to try to dismiss the case after Flynn withdrew his guilty plea
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(Irish Post US)
 
 
 
The Irish complain about what really matters in these terrible coronavirus times: 35 million pints of beer lost because they went out of date due to the lockdown
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(Irish Post US)
 
 
 
The Irish complain about what really matters in these terrible coronavirus times: 35 million pints of beer lost because they went out of date due to the lockdown
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(WJAC TV Johnstown)
 
 
 
3,000-year-old treasure found in Scotland, including a complete horse harness, buckles, rings, ornaments, a sword still in its scabbard and axle caps from a chariot. No word on if any one had been kilt by the sword
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(Salon)
 
 
 
It seems Bill Barr's only regret in life is that he didn't have the chance to be a Watergate co-conspirator
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Mon August 10, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Pizza place owners put up a sign saying it was a douche move for the bar and grille next door to install a fence because pizza customers can no longer enjoy the ocean view on a summer's eve
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Attorney General Bill Barr:"President Trump always makes well-vetted decisions, has tons of energy, and is always working"
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(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
"Whoa. Good old sand. I ever tell you how much I love sand"
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(Boiled)
 
 
 
To the left, a Michelin-Star chef explains how to perfectly cook a steak at home. To the right, a bunch of IT folks, lawyers, and baristas correcting her authoritatively
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(WNYT Albany)
 
 
 
Who knew that barrels of EVOO were that flammable?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"Socialist Black Lives Matter protesters have used urban guerilla warfare to develop a left-wing utopia," claims Bill Barr in what amounts to a full board on Triggered QANon Incel Snowflake Bingo
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Sun August 09, 2020
(AMC TV)
 
 
 
Vic and Chris head to a junkyard but the latter is less than thrilled as Bing tries to make amends by bartering a secret. What role will Tabitha play as she continues to impress? NOS4A2, 10 PM ET on AMC
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(Cinemaholic)
 
 
 
Season two comes to an end as Sara, Kreizler, and Moore embark on a trip to Brooklyn on the search for the sadistic serial killer. Hot on their heels are police, homicidal gangs, and a traitor among them. Angel of Darkness, 9 PM ET on TNT
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Hawaii gets an upgrade: Meet Tulsi Gabbard's successor in the House of Representatives
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Candidate QAnon McDumbass makes embarrassing videos that annoy the Republican leadership, but what are they gonna do? Convince new people to vote Republican?
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Bartse.cx
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Sat August 08, 2020
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Champions League round of 16 wraps up with Bayern Munich holding all the cards over an injured Chelsea side while Barcelona and Napoli are tied 1-1 on agg. Matches start 3 PM ET on CBS Sports Network and CBS All Access
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
It's cute and all until they start barking orders to head to the nearest fish 'n chips shop
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(WSLS Virginia)
 
 
 
School decides to enforce student dress code for remote learning. Who could possibly have a problem with this?
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Fri August 07, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Bill Barr's congressional testimony reveals either a deeply ignorant man, or one motivated by partisanship, not justice. Or both. Could be both
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Thu August 06, 2020
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Cops went to a party at a bar in L.A. despite, y'know, the obvious
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(Media Matters)
 
 
 
PolitiFact's "Trump-O-Meter" is an embarrassing encapsulation of the problem with modern media
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
American healthcare companies are experiencing an "embarrassment of profits" related to the pandemic. Soon to be experiencing an "embarrassment of laughter" after being asked to consider lowering premiums for their customers
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(Washington Free Beacon)
 
 
 
The NRA, which has been barely able to support itself financially lately, plans on spending tens of millions of dollars in battleground states
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Bottas sews up the 2021 F1 season
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Wed August 05, 2020
(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
A bar walks into six men
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Kinda like the alternate headline too: Controversial 'Hookers for Jesus' group to get more federal money after Bill Barr and Ivanka Trump announce new sex trafficking effort
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Sometime after 5pm: Bark bark bark bark bark Yap yap yap Whine. Whine. SNARL Whine. *smokebomb*
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Biden's brain trust clearly see the VP pick as Harris, Obama's people say not so fast, Susan Rice would guarantee the enthusiastic presence of both Barack and Michelle Obama on the campaign trail
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
GOP considers south lawn of White House for Trump's convention speech, even though under federal law, government employees and property are barred from being used for political purposes
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Research on other vaccines has shown that they are less effective on obese people. Which means that even if an effective Covid-19 vaccine IS developed, Americans may still be screwed, blued and deep-fried bar-b-que'd
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Tue August 04, 2020
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
World's smallest aircraft carrier pulls up to Harlem on the Hudson River, launches kickass high flying food off its deck to bomb the masses with flavors
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
♬ And their won't be Rockettes at Radio City this Christmas / The greatest gift we'll get this year is life (Oooh) / Where nothing ever grows, traffic barely flows / Guess you know it's Covid time at all
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(Lincoln Journal Star)
 
 
 
Beer Box Bank Bandit behind bars
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
No. She's doing an Irish jig and cute as a button
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Barr officially assumes the position of Trump's "fixer," which considering all the things Trump breaks, is probably job security until the heat death of the universe
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Mon August 03, 2020
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
"This has been going on for six weeks, every night"
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(Texas Tribune)
 
 
 
Fark-ready headline: Texas lifts tampon ban at bar exam after complaints over discriminatory policy
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Five years ago, a friend announced that he was tired of the 9-to-5 and opened a bar after doing some fundraising among friends and family. It was a failure; he was angry, stubborn, and burned bridges. But he wants to try again. Do we intervene?"
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(The Bulwark)
 
 
 
Let us all point and laugh at the deluded GOPers who think Devil's bargains have an escape clause. Burn baby burn
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(The Indian Express)
 
 
 
Clear glass came to ancient Rome from Egypt. Soon every Roman could walk into a bar, hold up two fingers and say "five beers, please"
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Caribbean islands of Antigua & Barbuda, St. Kitts & Nevis, and St. Lucia slash the cost of buying citizenship, just in case the 2020 US elections don't go your way. Still way more expensive than Staten Island, though
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Sun August 02, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
How safe is the subway? Now that Jared is behind bars, safer than you might think
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Sat August 01, 2020
(SanDiego UnionTribune)
 
 
 
That whole "criminal prosecution" thing? Totally a mistake, not retaliation for publishing embarrassing information about the mayor
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(KUTV Utah)
 
Boobies
 
Woman receives lifetime ban for refusing to leave plasma center for wearing clothing that's "too distracting." "[S]he mentioned my nipples multiple times, which was embarrassing for me." Nipples
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Fri July 31, 2020
(The Takeout)
 
 
 
Well, that, and the calendar that says summer's barely 1/3 over
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
The story of the COVID outbreak that began in a French bar. You could say it was a *pinky to lips* pandemic at the disco
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
More fun than fiddling with Config.sys & Autoexec.bat it's the Friday Fark Gaming Thread. LGT 20XX, Barony, and Sword & Sorcery free at Epic. What have you been playing this week? Side note: what are your favourite retro arcade games? Tell us inside
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Thu July 30, 2020
(ESPN)
 
 
 
MLB votes to close barn door
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
California lowers the bar for the bar
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Iraq says nearly 560 have been killed in anti-government protests. Barr promises to up his game
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Don Jr. plays with Barbie dolls
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
CPK makes the 9th restaurant chain or franchise operator to file bankruptcy since April. "Ultimately...the local restaurant scene may be no more than a KFC, McDonald's, Burger King and one or two overpriced craft cocktail bars serving tapas"
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Good news: Pompeo states that Trump doesn't get to decide the election date. Bill Barr does
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(Science Daily)
 
 
 
Scientists discover that pigs who eat leftover fermented barley from distillery are happier, have tastier meat, post more to politics tab
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(CNN)
 
 
 
#1 tennis player Ashleigh Barty refuses to travel to the U.S. to play in the US Open: "...it was a difficult decision but there are still significant risks involved due to COVID-19 and I don't feel comfortable putting my team and I in that position"
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Wed July 29, 2020
(Fox11 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Investigation finds that Target Starbucks barista is not guilty of tamponering with LAPD officer's Frappuccino, to the surprise of no one who's ever actually seen a tampon before
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Jim Jordan, another out of touch conservative politician oversimplifying and misinterpreting complex issues to prove big tech is out to get conservatives, in the Breibart Tweet Zone
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Degree of illness from COVID-19 is connected to the amount of virus inhaled. If only some sort of cheap, readily-available barrier method existed... Oh well, back to watching countries run by grownups leave America in the dust
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(Thread Reader)
 
 
 
Twitter summary of the most batshiat stuff Barr said yesterday, unrolled for her pleasure
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(Fark)
 
 
 
The clock is ticking down, the lights are dimming, and the bartender looks ready to announce Last Call. This is your Fark Writer's Thread, right before the Fark Fiction Anthology deadline edition
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
It's National Chicken Wing Day - get your freebies to go
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(Local News)
 
 
 
After OC Sheriff Don Barnes decides he won't enforce the mask order, the Orange County School Board asks him to hold their beer
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Bill Barr to release the Durham Report in October to interfere with the election
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Tue July 28, 2020
(CBC)
 
 
 
Sick of Working From Home? Just change your definition of Home. Barbados is offering 1 year visas for remote workers. Offer not valid in USA
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Looks like Social Media companies are gonna get a grilling about their role in destroying democracy right before the November elections. Put a shrimp on the barbie for all of us, Australia
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Barr: Systemic racism? Never heard of it
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Barbie ignores everyone who tells her to shut up and smile more
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Rep. Jayapal D(amn) hands Barr his hat. And coat. And gloves
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Barr: Do you think it is fair to send a 67-year-old man to prison? Seriously, I don't know how to do my job
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(Lincoln Journal Star)
 
 
 
And the Lord God spoke to Benjamin and said, "Build thee an ark. Well, more like a 'party barge.' You can use your old lawn mower engine. Oh, and put a water cannon on it 'cause that'll be super-sweet." The word of the Lord
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(WTAE)
 
 
 
The Pirates play their home opener with no fans in the ballpark. So just like any other home opener
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(El Pais)
 
 
 
COVID-19 has breached the blood-brain barrier. We're looking at a respiratory disease that also causes neurotoxicity
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(KnoxNews)
 
 
 
How "compromised" has Dr. Birx's authority become? Gov. Bill Lee of Tennessee rejects her urgent warning that TN must close bars and limit indoor restaurant dining to prevent catastrophe WHILE SHE IS STANDING NEXT TO HIM at a joint press confernce
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(CNN)
 
 
 
There is shameless, brazenly shameless...and then there is William Barr's opening statement for the House hearing
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Will Barr show? Will he be charged with treason if he does show up? Will there be enough popcorn? THIS is your Barr Congressional hearing thread. (10am start time)
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Aging Elvis impersonator sings for over 50 hours to break Guinness record, admits, "It's now or never"
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Mon July 27, 2020
(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
Miami police setting up "mask traps". Admiral Ackbar unavailable for comment
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
As the pandemic rages on in the US, Americans are reducing their estimates of what makes a person rich to an average of two-million dollars. By next year expect that average to be measured by who's wearing the best barrel
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(Thread Reader)
 
 
 
Barr is the shadow King
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Nauseating scenes already erupting in the Eastern Conference NHL bubble hotel. You can barely stand to look at it
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(Defense News)
 
 
 
US Navy taking hard look at firefighting. Something about a horse and a barn door comes to mind
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Sun July 26, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Perry Mason meets his destiny defending Emily Dodson. But how is Ennis connected to Charlie's kidnapping and murder? Will Strickland find the answer and unravel the true culprits? Will Della continue to delight? Perry Mason, 9 PM ET on HBO
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Perry Mason meets his destiny defending Emily Dodson. But how is Ennis connected to Charlie's kidnapping and murder? Will Strickland find the answer and unravel the true culprits? Will Della continue to delight? Perry Mason, 9 PM ET on HBO
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Sat July 25, 2020
(NBC DFW)
 
 
 
You might think this would be a big deal in Texas, but after high school football opens late, we all have nothing to live for anyway
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(Men's Journal)
 
 
 
Amidst a worldwide pandemic and economic collapse, one company has figured out exactly the wrong time to launch a new $300 a bottle tequila
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Despite Gov. Greg Abbott's mandate that ordered them closed after a surge in coronavirus cases, hundreds of Texas bars will place their state liquor licenses in jeopardy - as well as the lives of their customers - by opening for set 'em up Saturday
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Call the Barenaked Ladies because the BBC has one week left to save itself (possible nsfw content on page)
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Fri July 24, 2020
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Is Saudi Arabia pushing itself into a nuclear trap? Here's Admiral Akbar with analysis
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(WWE)
 
 
 
Tonight on Smackdown: Naomi goes to Miz TV (again), Sasha & Bayley address being so much better than the rest of the women's roster & Sheamus meets Jeff Hardy to toss a few stiff ones in a Bar Fight. The fun starts at 8 PM ET on FOX
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Are we all just going to ignore the pants-on-head weirdness of Trump being interviewed by the founder of Barstool Sports?
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Okay, so I have a theory and I fully expect you all to mess it up, but I need more data. If there was nothing barring you from enjoying either, do you prefer alcohol or pot? Are you an introvert or extrovert?
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(The Appeal)
 
 
 
The Bar Exam was created to keep the law profession white. It still effectively does that today
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Thu July 23, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
When is Prohibition not prohibition? Don't worry, Governor Cuomo will tell us
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Barbara Walters interviews Donald Trump in 1990. Donald: The press is unfair to me. Barbara: I talked to your bankers. You're on the verge of bankruptcy
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
A breakdown about Operation Legend. TLDR; Barr is trying to normalize the use of secret police, an idea he came up with in 1989
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Rear-engine Jeep? You're gonna need rebar
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(Kansas City)
 
 
 
Barr triumphantly proclaimed the FBI's "Operation Legend" resulted in 200 arrests. Later the FBI issued a correction: 1 arrest
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Wed July 22, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Wink /wiNGk/ noun: an act of closing and opening one eye quickly, typically as a signal. "Barr gave him a knowing wink":"
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(Just Security)
 
Boobies
 
27 prominent DC lawyers, including former heads of the DC bar, file ethics complaint against Bill Barr. But if that's not your thing, click the link for some statue justice boobies in the background
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(Military.com)
 
 
 
Admiral Akbar would agree with house lawmakers and make Space Force members carry ranks Navy. Spaceman Apprentice?
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
DHS shuts down the LIE that the federal security forces are "unidentified". The have a BAR CODE, libs
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(Chron)
 
 
 
Coronavirus leads to Texas's first drive-through strip club. Patrons furiously vying for pole position
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Tue July 21, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
1989 memo from the Bush White House affirms that the census should count undocumented residents. Bonus: the Assistant Attorney General and head of OLC at the time? Bill Barr
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(The Conversation)
 
 
 
Rwanda extracts methane from Lake Kivu for electricity, runs Bartertown
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
"Law and order": after St Louis couple is charged under a law that SPECIFICALLY forbids what they did, the state GOP AG tries to have the case dismissed, the GOP Gov vows to pardon them and the GOP US senator wants Barr to investigate the PROSECUTOR
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Donnie thug/fixer Michael Cohen sues Donnie thug/fixer William Barr, alleging retaliation and is seeking release from prison. Who do you pull for here?
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Mon July 20, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Bar hopping utes who think that being in low Covid New York they will get special treatment are angering grandpa Cuomo
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(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
"Summer salads inspired by barbecue sauce." Which is kind of like saying "Chastity belts inspired by the finest silk," but still
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(Columbus Dispatch)
 
 
 
John Kasich is the first over the barricades, as he'll be speaking at the Democratic National Convention and endorsing Biden
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Goldman Sachs, Deutsche Bank, and Google walk into a bar. Made of solid gold
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Israeli Court finds Leonardo DiCaprio's ex-girlfriend, model Bar Refaeli smoking hot, guilty of income tax evasion
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Sun July 19, 2020
(MassLive)
 
 
 
Oh, we're sorry man, we didn't know that our bar banning baggy blue jeans, long white tee shirts, do rags and baseball caps worn backward was racist?
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(Variety)
 
 
 
LA's famed Satellite Club knocked out of orbit
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Sat July 18, 2020
(Architectural Digest)
 
 
 
You can't travel and you can't congregate, so just look at the most beautiful bars in America
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(Oregon Public Broadcasting)
 
 
 
Oregon sues US DHHS, USMS, CPB, FBS because FUBAR and GFY
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
"Ultrasonic Songs of Seduction" is my new Barry White techno remix album
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(Grub Street)
 
 
 
Restaurant's owner tells 28-year-old bartender who had COVID-19 not to tell people about it. Serve them all the virus they want
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Fri July 17, 2020
(NBC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
GOP County Comissioners say FU governor we aren't shutting down bars and restaurant for your Covid hoax. Governor says okay you don't get any Covid funding
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
China bars Claudia Christian after it loses its 3rd rocket of the year, SpaceX delays South Korean satellite rather than risk boom, Saturn V cancelled, no new big rockets this year though seven are coming soon, ICBM recycled, & Ariane 5 cancelled. 🚀
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Spain goes into lockdown mode again, sending 1.6 million Barcelonians to their homes (possible nsfw content on page)
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(GOG)
 
 
 
Almost as likely to make you spend money as a sale on Steam or GOG it's the Friday Fark Gaming Thread. Warhammer 40,000 Rites of War free at GOG. What have you been playing this week? Side note: any bargain bin (when those existed) stories/deals?
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
"Years before I came out, I found the tenderness I craved at the barber." And you thought high and tight was only a hairstyle
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(NBC Chicago)
 
 
 
Chicago mayor Lightfoot ain't having Press Secretary White Privilege Barbie's criticism of the job she's doing as mayor: "Hey, Karen, watch your mouth,"
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Thu July 16, 2020
(Engadget)
 
 
 
There are barely any 8K TVs around and Blackmagic is already selling a 12K video camera
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The Mob rules Washington now. Didn't Barr send you the memo?
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(Instagram)
 
 
 
Henry Cavill, while listening to Barry White, shows you what he likes to do with his parts
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Physicists have engineered an optical mirror made of only a few hundred atoms, but still can't break that 'seven years' bad luck' barrier
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Show the world a better face by kicking Nazis out of your place
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Couple caught having sex in bush gets it on their bare sides by wannabe mother superior with a plank of wood (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Magaluf closes bars "for the rest of the year" because Britons don't know how to party safely
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Wed July 15, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
In an completely unreassuring moment, Bill Barr breaks into laughter when asked if he will ensure Ghislaine Maxwell's safety until trial
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Coronavirus can pass through the placenta barrier from mother to fetus and then it gets worse
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(The Intercept)
 
 
 
A throwback to 2018, when Bari Weiss denied trying to "cancel" Arab and Muslim scholars for criticizing Israel
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(CNN)
 
 
 
French healthcare workers collectively bargain for $9 billion in pay raises. For the Americans, collective bargaining is a negotiation between an employer and a labor union usually on wages, hours, and working conditions. You should try it some time
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(Vice)
 
 
 
The British invade a small Spanish resort town after being unleashed from lockdown, wreak havoc in the streets because... *checks notes*... the bars closed at 2 AM
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(Fox 4 Now Fort Myers)
 
 
 
Today in "That's not how this works": Woman who refused to wear mask wants half of $100K donated to Starbucks barista she harassed
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Kareem Abdul-Jabbar takes athletes and celebs to the board, says you can't be a woke anti-Semite and not dump Farrakhan too
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Tue July 14, 2020
(Soompi)
 
 
 
Meanwhile in Korea, they are getting serious about online harassment of celebrities. Post "she looks like a bar hostess" comment on a girl group member's picture, get fined $415 by district court
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
White House forced to admit that it totally furbared, rescinds new rules on foreign students studying online
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(ABL13 Houston)
 
 
 
Restaurant & Beer Garden open for curbside OK, Beer to go OK, Brewery still open, not ok because your sales to distributors makes you a bar. Gov. Abbot is going to get Segway'd off off a cliff if he isn't careful
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Experts who created Washington Nationals identity and rebranded embarrassing Tampa Bay Devil Rays into something respectable discuss what's next for the bad football team in DC. "I think it's critical your core product is winning"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Now this is how you burn bridges with the NYT. (Bari Weiss resignation letter)
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Mon July 13, 2020
(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
Some guys who loved barbecue got together, formed the Nebraska Barbecue Council, and rated the top ten barbecue restaurants in Omaha
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(Metro)
 
 
 
All five of the Spice Girls got together for a Social Distance Walk last week, fueling speculation 2020 can get worse
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(Metro)
 
 
 
UK bar installs electric fence to force social distancing
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(Metro)
 
 
 
UK bar installs electric fence to force social distancing
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Sun July 12, 2020
(MassLive)
 
 
 
COVID-19 has severely diminished the strip club experience
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(National Review)
 
 
 
Last week's SCOTUS decision barring faithless electors opens up a truly scary proposition for conservatives: the person with the most votes winning an election
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Barr wants nothing to do with Trump's wildly corrupt commutation of Stone's sentence
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Sat July 11, 2020
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Another Friday Night Massacre in the (In)Justice department as Barr replaces Eastern District US Attorney with toadie
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(Variety)
 
 
 
Old story: Quibi shows are unwatched, overweening embarrassments. New story: Quibi shows are pure Emmy bait and will be entered in all the short-form categories and will be expected to sweep
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Fri July 10, 2020
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Misleading headline of the week: Man bikes every street in town, drowning in Barton Pond
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Germany to change its financial oversight laws now that the Wirecard horse has fled the barn, been sold and turned into dogfood, and the barn has been burned down and the ashes raked into the still-smoking earth
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(CBC)
 
Boobies
 
Customers at a 2nd Vancouver strip club may have been exposed to COVID-19 among other things
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Flood-weary Venice begins testing their "Moses" inflatable barriers. Installation wasn't too difficult - it only took Dieci Comandamenti
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Oh, nothing. Just Barack Obama tweeting out an article discussing how Germany de-Nazified after the fall of Hitler
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(Twitter Donald Trump)
 
 
 
Somebody ask Melania if Barron is going to go back to a full classroom
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
"This is the strangest late '80s/early '90s looking bathroom I've ever seen. Especially with the threadbare couch"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Years ago, I bought my kids an aboveground pop-up pool. It gives them an outlet for active play, and I enjoy watching them swim. I barely know my neighbors; they keep trying to send their grandkid over to swim and make me watch her. Do I need to?"
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(KRON 4)
 
 
 
Man on death row at San Quentin has sentence reduced to life. Since he's in San Quentin during COVID it's really no change
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(Las Vegas Sun)
 
 
 
Remember when Nevada closed bars in Las Vegas and Reno a few months ago? It was so much fun Nevada has decided to do it again
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Starbucks to require customers to wear face masks in-store, which decreases your odds of spreading the virus, but also increases the odds that the barista misspells your name on your cup
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Barr: "Have we considered giving the cops *more* money?"
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Thu July 09, 2020
(Independent)
 
 
 
"He was then to "decorate main palace", meet family and friends, feast repeatedly, go to the market, "spend time with wives" and embark on quests. Meeting Allah did not make the list until point number seven"
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
The F-35 has triggered the biggest change in the Navy's esteemed TOPGUN fighter weapons school, with new graduates being versed in the modern tactics of sitting in the barracks waiting for their planes to be able to fly
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Oh, wow... Thursday already? It's the MSNBC Discussion thread, primetime starts at 8 PM Eastern. I'm thirsty, where's the bar?
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(NPR)
 
 
 
There is a restaurant in Subby's city that mixes cilantro with onions, such that if you wanted onions in a dish, you're gonna get cilantro. It is company policy to mix the onions with the vile weed. Why would someone do this? Fark needs a "Barf" tag
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Berman spills the beans on Barr
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
At night when the bars close down / Brandy walks through a silent town / And loves a man who's not around / She still can hear him say
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(Fox 43 Pennsylvania)
 
 
 
Open schools? Yes, please. Keep bars and gyms closed to assure that? Please, no
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Cops were called as Sacha Baron Cohen, dressed in drag, tried to prank fellow drag fan Rudy Giuliani
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(Miracle Whip)
 
 
 
From the "actually used Miracle Whip as salad dressing -- on a bare wedge of iceberg lettuce, no less" department -- share appalling food practices you got to see your grandparents and parents doing when you grew up
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Bed, Bath, & Barely in Existence
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Wed July 08, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
RNC robocalls: mail in voting is safe and secure. Starring Lara Trump aka "barely even knew who the fark she was, honestly, but then she gave a great speech during the campaign in Georgia supporting me"
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(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Colorado governor says he plans to mass pardon anyone convicted of possession of less than 2 ounces of marijuana. Extra Spiffy: Bill also removes barriers to entering the marijuana business for those convicted of marijuana crimes
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Due to history and tradition, the Chicago Blackhawks won't be changing anything about themselves
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(Military.com)
 
 
 
Air Force pilot pulls a Bart Simpson before there was a Bart Simpson. Difficulty: He used an airplane instead of a tank and a missile instead of a shell. Fark: No MLB spy satellites were destroyed... this time
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(Atlas Obscura)
 
 
 
Meanwhile in Canada, diggers at historic Barkerville unearth a Chinese restaurant from the Seventies. The Eighteen-Seventies to be exact, a decade without red leather seats or fortune cookies, but lots of hungry and thirsty gold miners
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Tue July 07, 2020
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
CBS will need to create a new showrunner made out of 3 rubberbands, 2 chocolate bars, a wedding band, a mustache, a racing bicycle, and 4 socks
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(Atlas Obscura)
 
 
 
If Anthony Bourdain and President Barack Obama met up for a meal at your restaurant you too would turn their table into a memorial
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
How long did it take for the Scots to act like the English on their first day back reopening the pubs after the coronavirus lockdown? Apparently not long at all
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Robots may be used to save grocery store salad bars, search for Sarah Connor
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(2paragraphs)
 
 
 
Charles Barkley reveals how many hot dogs he eats and his "wet bread" phobia
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
"Among the entities cashing checks from the government's Paycheck Protection Program in recent months were Jared Kushner's Family, Aides to Barack Obama and other political elites"
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Bar drinkers on Christopher Street will continue to chant 'Go Pack Go' in a Greenwich Village Packers bar as Aaron Rodgers throws a Hail Mary. Non Packers fans on Christopher Street will be able to continue the chant as usual
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Three bars in the UK that reopened forced to shut down after Coronavirus cases traced to their establishment. Hope that 12 hours of business was worth it
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Three bars in the UK that reopened forced to shut down after Coronavirus cases traced to their establishment. Hope that 12 hours of business was worth it
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(Irish Post US)
 
 
 
Seán's Bar in Ireland, a 1,120-year-old pub named as one of the oldest companies in the world. Must be a hell of a lot of beer-stained payroll books laying around somewhere
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Mon July 06, 2020
(WBOY Clarksburg)
 
 
 
West Virginia Governor Jim Justice joins the deep state conspiracy against Trump
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Sun July 05, 2020
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
There is no sex in the quarantine room
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
The story of the unaired Blazing Saddles sitcom "Black Bart". In other news, there is an unaired Blazing Saddles sitcom
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
This might be a tough one on you drunks, but to reopen the economy, we need to close the bars
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(WJAC TV Johnstown)
 
 
 
Man bun, crow bar, and coin ATM involved in the heist of the century. Subby's only wonder is who will play them in the 🎥
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Sat July 04, 2020
(Do You Remember)
 
 
 
Once upon a time Americans prided themselves on dressing in their Sunday bests. Now they can barely be bothered to change out of their pajamas for the daily afternoon Zoom meeting
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Fri July 03, 2020
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Here's who next on the takedown list now that Jeffrey Epstein's 'madam' is behind bars. Oh look, Britain's Prince Andrew is way up on this list
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Thu July 02, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Barr plotting to put another loyalist in NY
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
The Ghislaine Maxwell case is being prosecuted by SDNY's Public Corruption Unit, which doesn't tackle sex crimes unless a public official is involved. Hey remember when Barr rushed to fire SDNY US Attorney Berman a couple weeks ago?
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
Barefoot Bonnie and Clyde have pulled their guns before
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Iowa becomes the first state in the U.S. to permanently allow bars to sell drinks to-go
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(Metro)
 
 
 
It took a journalist four months and a pandemic to realize he was wasting over $1,000 a month on booze by going out to bars
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(Fox 43 Pennsylvania)
 
 
 
The closing of bars is a nightmare to some of us, but it is backed by science regarding the spread of COVID-19
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Wed July 01, 2020
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Irish will be Irish
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(WHIO Dayton)
 
 
 
If someone calls the cops on you because they know you have a body in a barrel, it's probably not the smartest thing if you calmly walk out in your backyard and throw the barrel over your fence. While the cops watch you do it
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(KARK)
 
 
 
If you're close enough to brawl you really can't complain about people next to you at the bar not keeping their social distance. Bonus: it's not news, it's kark.com
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Not news: Chinese bank uses gold bars as collateral for loan. News: 83 tons of gold in exchange for 4 billion in loans. Fark: The gold is all fake. Ultrafark: No one checked until the loans were issued
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Kellyanne Conway says Americans should wear masks and prioritize opening of schools over bars, also global warming is real and the rich should pay more taxes. Ok, ok, not the last two, but still, if that's not progress, I am not sure what is
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Tue June 30, 2020
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
The Gill Foundation has pledged a quarter-million-dollar donation to save the Stonewall Inn from closing
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(Bipartisan Report)
 
 
 
"Impeach Barr" resolution hits floor of House
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Gainesville college students who went out partying in bars claiming their college town "barely has any" COVID-19 cases...well you can figure out what happened next
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Fiery, eccentric FC Barcelona assistant coach has pissed off Messi with drama queen antics. "Being loud and abrasive on the touchline and aggressively vocal on the training pitch works at smaller clubs but less so at Barcelona"
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(Media Matters)
 
 
 
Barstool Sports founder's racist past being exposed shouldn't surprise anyone familiar with Barstool Sports
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(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
If you insist on stealing a fire truck, the only reasonable thing to do is drive to the bar with the emergency lights on
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
With a spike of cases in his state, Arizona governor orders all bars, gyms, movie theaters, water parks, and tubing rentals to close for the next 30 days. Vows to find the bastard who allowed them to re-open in the middle of a pandemic
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Mon June 29, 2020
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Knucklehead crowds at bars ruin it for everyone in NJ who just wanted to go out to a restaurant for a meal without inhaling fumes from Highway 9
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(History Channel)
 
 
 
On this day in history, in 1613, the Globe Theater, where most of Shakespeare's plays debuted, burned down, which is why bards no longer have access to fire spells
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(Serious Eats)
 
 
 
"All Hail the Marionberry, Prized Jewel of the Pacific Northwest". As opposed to Marion Barry, Disgraced Crackhead of Southeast D.C
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Sun June 28, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Right wing militia rally gets last minute sponsorship from Sacha Baron Cohen and you can see where this is going
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Sat June 27, 2020
(Some Seasoned Guy)
 
 
 
KC Masterpiece Barbecue Seasoning. It's discontinued. It was subby's and subby's family's favorite inexpensive, dry seasoning for chicken. Anyone have a good substitute or a recipe to recreate it?
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Trump campaign decides they'd rather not embarrass themselves again with a rally already
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Yeah, I'd like a beer and 85 COVIDs to go
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Bill Barr directs staff to create special antifa task force. Bigfoot and martian invader task forces still in initial planning stages
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Why won't these embarrassingly tone-deaf white people leave everybody else the hell alone?
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(Fox 35 Orlando)
 
 
 
You can't go to a bar in Florida, but Disney World thinks it's high time to reopen the gates
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Fri June 26, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Known bastion of liberalism The Wall Street Journal hits Donnie with both barrels: "President Trump may soon need a new nickname for 'Sleepy Joe' Biden. How does President-elect sound?"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Bill Barr is dispensing with US Attorneys the way Walmart allegedly dispensed opioids: freely and deliberately
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Britons go on barcrawl so epic Singapore bans them from working in the country ever again. Oh, wait, they broke lockdown to do it? *Subby changes from Cool tag to Dumbass tag*
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Thientithts dithcover tratheth of the viruth in Barthelona thewage from March 2019. If confirmed, thith ith a game-changer
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(NBC San Diego)
 
 
 
Woman who tried to shame barista now wants some of the GoFundMe raised for barista. Also farts out this gem: "It starts with coffee but it ends with digital certificates and forced vaccinations." thatescalatedquickly.jpg
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(AP News)
 
 
 
There is an abandoned oil tanker off the coast of Yemen. It holds a million barrels of oil. It is decaying and taking on water, threatening a major environmental disaster. Have a nice day
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(Pittsburgh Tribune-Review)
 
 
 
One of the fringe benefits of Covid-19 is Guillain-Barré Syndrome
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Attorney General Barr says the DOJ acts independently of Trump interests. He's no Chris Rock, but admit it.... that was damn hilarious
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
♫♫ The Gov does what's right/ In the covid fight *CLAPCLAPCLAP*/ He's shut the bars in Texas ♫♫
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
New Jersey cop caught mocking the death of George Floyd could soon be your bartender or roofer
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(Esquire)
 
 
 
Think we're in the golden age of geeky, pop-culture films? See what ran in just 10 weeks during the summer of 1982: The Thing, Poltergeist, The Road Warrior, Tron, Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan, Conan the Barbarian, and E.T. Oh--and Blade Runner
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Thu June 25, 2020
(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Don't let Bill Barr get away with it
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Who runs Barter Town? He runs Barter Town, sort of
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Bars and bar culture will never be the same because of the coronavirus pandemic
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Bars and bar culture will never be the same because of the coronavirus pandemic
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(Slate)
 
 
 
DOJ Ethics Office rules that Bill Barr investigating political opponents under false pretext does not represent unethical behavior
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
AG Barr tried to harsh the weed industry by ordering antitrust probes of 10 cannabis mergers because he totally dislikes the industry. Not cool, man. Not cool
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
U.S. couple files lawsuit after barely surviving deadly New Zealand volcano eruption. Vulcan, god of fire, unavailable for service for illogical lawsuits
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Barista tells Starbucks Sally she has to wear a mask, so she retaliates by posting his photo on social media. Backfires spectacularly
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Wed June 24, 2020
(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Guinness brewery steps up to the bar to resupply Irish pubs with fresh pints for its coronavirus reopening on Monday with thousands of kegs. Bonus: They're also 'Raising the Bar' to fund and help pubs pay for new hygiene and safety measures
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
🌈 Save The Stonewall 🌈
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(Media Matters)
 
 
 
Here's a crank on Facebook breaking down the George Floyd "psyop" and by crank I mean GOP endorsed candidate in California's 30th District
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(CNN)
 
 
 
AG Barr commits to being busy mowing his lawn on July 28th
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(AlterNet)
 
 
 
Bill Barr is going to destroy us all
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Melania fries Food Network host for suggesting Donnie wasn't Barron's father, not sure if that was an insult or a compliment
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(The Intellectualist)
 
 
 
Over 80% of current George Washington Law School faculty say Barr's an embarrassment to the school and a danger to the country, "bending the criminal justice system to benefit the President's friends and target those perceived to be his enemies"
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
House Judiciary Committee will hear testimony from DOJ officials on AG Barr's corruption beginning at 12PM Eastern
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
With some reopenings being stopped, many Americans are in limbo - nobody knows where the bar's been set
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(Vice)
 
 
 
The biggest question facing partially reopened cities: where can I pee?
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Tue June 23, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Bungled bogus banishment by Barr begets Bar backlash
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
When selecting a carjacking target, make sure it's one that's comfortable for a long police chase, with soft, heated seats with good lumbar support. Failing that, just sit on the driver, I guess
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(Great Falls Tribune)
 
 
 
Dude who uses racial slurs pulls gun on three African American men, discovers black eyes matter
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Trump admin: Barr can't honor subpoena because he's too busy fighting coronavirus. Dr. Fauci: *pauses while testifying in the house* How's that again?
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
The Hedgehog arrested for raping three women and sexually assaulting another, proving that 2020 is not out of wretchedness just yet
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Pence tries to take another bullet for his beloved President, pretends to fall on Air Force 2 stairs to distract from Trump's embarrassing old man ramp shuffle people keep talking about. Nice try Mike, but too obvious
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(Slate)
 
 
 
It's starting to look like the Supreme Court has had it up to here with Bill Barr
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
How nerds living in their mothers basement embarrassed Putin and revealed the Russian assassins in the Skripal case
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Joe Biden will hold his first event of the 2020 campaign with former President Barack Obama on Tuesday, and more than 120,000 people have aaaaaaand here we go again
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Barr prepares to ignore House subpoena
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Mon June 22, 2020
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Cult dad: Who? Don't think I've heard of her. I mean, we're barely married or anything
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
You're probably going to need to sit down before reading this, but apparently Fibber McBarr's new cover story for the Berman firing is a pile of donkey doo
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(We Got This Covered)
 
 
 
"Star Trek: The Next Generation's Jonathan Frakes Says Code Of Honor Episode Is An Embarrassment". Yeah.....we know
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Sun June 21, 2020
(Axios)
 
 
 
Yes, Barr deserves to be impeached, but according to Jerry Nadler it would be "a waste of time"
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Woman's husband has become obsessed with becoming top barbecue "himfluencer" and makes family dinners unbearable. Weekly food shopping is dictated by what food will photograph best, and he talks her ear off about tactics to attract followers
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(WOWT Omaha)
 
 
 
Remember kids, it's only legal to pepper spray a crowd if you are a cop, not if you are an average citizen denied entry to a bar
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Sat June 20, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
It's always a bad day to be Bill Barr, but this has got to be the worst
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Pence can't say black lives matter. His boss barely thinks any lives matter
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Fri June 19, 2020
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Trump to US Attorney who put Michael Cohen behind bars and is investigating Rudy Giuliani: "Hand in your resignation"
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Start up company plans space tourism flights in high-altitude balloon. Bonus: it comes complete with a bar and a restroom to barf in just in case you want to get blotto at 100,000 feet
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Kid Rock's "Big Honky Tonk Steakhouse" in Nashville, TN has its beer permit yanked for Covid-related health code violations. In other news, simply being a restaurant owned by Kid Rock somehow isn't its own health code violation
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Thu June 18, 2020
(Japan Times)
 
 
 
Tokyo's host and hostess bars reopen, with restrictions. Customers will have temperature taken, then be ordered to wash hands and gargle before being allowed to enjoy company of their favorite host or hostess, maybe snuggle before manager notices
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(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Visitors and residents of Florida Keys now required to wear masks through June. Difficulty: June 2021
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(Gulf News)
 
 
 
Alcoholic monkey gets sentenced to life behind bars. If only I could do the same to Uncle 'good time' Henry
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
The medicinal leech's genome has been mapped by a team of researchers. "Hey, who's the scientist around here," asks medieval barber Theodoric of York
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Barr's claim that it's "unprecedented" for a former presidential adviser to publish a book during the president's term is totally true..if "unprecedented" has an alternate meaning like "inflammable" that means "totally and completely precedented"
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Wed June 17, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Donald Trump wants to find and prosecute Bill Barr
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Restaurant wants to reopen with social distancing. Says he's got plenty of you know what
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Leave it to Gym Jordan to be the mask holdout in the House
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(Wave3 Louisville)
 
 
 
39 year old wife of Congressman Andy Barr (R-KY) passes away, leaving behind two children. Subby is fresh out of snark
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
"Guess it's gonna be hard for the coronavirus to spread with the government not allowing churches to hold large gatherings." "Actually, it's gonna be super easy, barely an inconvenience"
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(News4Jax)
 
 
 
Fifteen friends spent three months under quarantine until Florida opened everything up. Take one wild guess what happened to all fifteen friends on their first night out
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(News4Jax)
 
 
 
Fifteen friends spent three months under quarantine until Florida opened everything up. Take one wild guess what happened to all fifteen friends on their first night out
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Tue June 16, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
♫ ♬ Cellino and Barnes... consulted their attorneys... wonder who gets the phone number ♪ ♫ ♬
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Gundy did not apologize. Hubbard did
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
CoronaBarbie says people criticizing Trump for having zombie-filled rally have TDS, which stands for Trump is Deranged Syndrome
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Chuba Hubbard vows Gundy boycott over OAN tee. Like all of 2020, no part of this makes sense
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(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
Carney-barker-in-chief dodecuples down on hydroxychloroquine even after FDA revokes its approval for COVID. "Dodecuples" might not be a real word, but that's what we've come to in the era of the Infomercial President
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Kid Rock's Nashville Honky Tonk cited for social distancing violations. Dumbass tag already on self-quarantine, Obvious tag steps up
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Mon June 15, 2020
(Imgur)
 
 
 
How did the Capybara get to the other side? He used the crosswalk, like a civilized being
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(CBS 7 KOSA)
 
 
 
If you're going to lead a group of armed protesters to a bar, you probably shouldn't be running a drug distribution ring
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Sun June 14, 2020
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Holy shiat, today really is Barack Obama Day. Happy Obama Day, everyone
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Sat June 13, 2020
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Man claiming to be a 'UFC fighter from California' shoots eight people in a San Antonio parking lot with a long rifle after he was refused entry to bar by security
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Bienvenidos a la iglesia de Fark
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Fri June 12, 2020
(The Hour)
 
 
 
Remember when Melania delayed moving to the White House and stayed back in New York for months, supposedly because Barron was finishing the school year? The real reason: she re-negotiated better financial terms of their prenup
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Kareem Abdul-Jabbar's son arrested for allegedly stabbing neighbor. No word if it was Bill Walton's son
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Washington State protesters will not be silent. They will not apologize. They will, however, host a kick-ass barbecue
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(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
♫ Come and listen to a story about man named Jed / A poor mountaineer, barely kept his habit fed / Then one day he was looking at some tube / And saw that Florida had a lax attitude / About pills that is. Hillbilly heroin. "O.C." ♫
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Thu June 11, 2020
(Buzzfeed News)
 
 
 
Reese Witherspoon's apparel company sued after over 1 million people applied for their "Free Dresses for Teachers" promotion, but they only had 250 dresses to give away. I wonder how many bar towels they could make out of those dresses?
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My girlfriend is pregnant and moved back with her parents. I work an essential job with incredibly long hours. I barely sleep. I've asked people not to text or call me; she ignores this. I told her she was lazy while I worked. How can I stop her?"
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(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
Not news: Restaurant stocking pamphlets on "How to Keep Yourself & Others Well." News: What happens when you scan the barcode
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Wed June 10, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Those bus wheels are getting closer and closer to William Barr
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(ElectoralVote)
 
 
 
Dark red in only one state with more than 9 electoral votes, and Barack Obama won that one in 2008. Texas, Iowa tied
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Not so fast Europeans who think you'll be able to booze up it like the good old days before the coronavirus, here comes your 'pay double Helpy Hour' and 'covid service fee' at your bars
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Not so fast Europeans who think you'll be able to booze up it like the good old days before the coronavirus, here comes your 'pay double Helpy Hour' and 'covid service fee' at your bars
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(Fox 43 Pennsylvania)
 
 
 
...and now, for something to take your mind off your troubles, drone footage of sea turtles at the Great Barrier Reef
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Tue June 09, 2020
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Oh yeah, like we're gonna listen to Bill Barr about "demonizing"
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Start rolling up your new Shadowrun characters, folks. A six block area of Seattle has thrown up barricades and has declared itself an autonomous zone
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(Las Vegas Review Journal)
 
 
 
The first fantasy football league was founded in 1962, The object was not so much to win, but to avoid having to display an embarrassing trophy
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
It is time to impeach A: Trump again? B: Pence? or C: William Barr? Note: There are no wrong answers here
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(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
YAAAAAR, who be wantin' to sail to Mackinac Island with me scurvy crew?
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Roll out the saki barrels & Asahi beer. New Japan Pro Wrestling announce their return to action starting June 15th. Special matches & New Japan Cup info in video
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Mon June 08, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Looks like Barr getting blamed for the attack on DC protesters by Trump has backfired : Trump totally went into the bunker to hide from protesters
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"The Rock just gave a more presidential speech than Trump". Well, sure, but that's a bar set so low that teams of scientists are feverishly working on creating a new unit of measurement to describe its height
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(Axios)
 
 
 
"Brutal" internal polling from Team Trump after his total fubar of the coronavirus pandemic and George Floyd's killing has them scratching their arses for a new message
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Sun June 07, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
AG Barr: "Pepper spray is not a chemical irritant. It's not chemical" C18H27NO3: Am I a joke to you?
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Sat June 06, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Anthony Brennan III, the hothead cyclist who assaulted young women posting BLM flyers, barfs up a few lines from the usual Sorry I Got Caught apology template
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Fri June 05, 2020
(Curbed)
 
 
 
Colorado home made of shipping containers lists for a million six. Oh wait, underground bunker included
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(TaxProf)
 
 
 
George Washington Law School faculty tried but failed (for now) to revoke alum Attorney General Bill Barr's honorary degree
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