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Sat August 06, 2022
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Apparently there are still people with money to invest that did not realize that Jim Cramer has been the best known contra-indicator of the stock market for decades
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Fri August 05, 2022
(CBC)
 
 
 
After near extinction, Cheetahs are making a remarkable comeback. Chester seen doing a happy dance
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(NewsTimes)
 
 
 
So how could Captain Chemtrails not be told by his lawyers about the text records oopsie? Here's an oldie that reminds us that he doesn't talk with his lawyers
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Mon August 01, 2022
(NPR)
 
 
 
Have you been using Banana Boat Hair and Scalp sunscreen spray? The good news: It probably did help protect you from skin cancer. The bad news: By giving you another kind of cancer instead
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Tue July 26, 2022
(My San Antonio)
 
 
 
The good news: Blue Bell seems to be currently listeria-free. The bad news: It's still the worst ice cream brand in the US with the lowest quality ingredients
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Want to lay off workers but don't want to do it yourself? There's a startup for that. Because of course there is
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Mon July 25, 2022
(Vice)
 
 
 
So what's the bad news?
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Fri July 22, 2022
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Now you've done it Vladimir Putin with your Ukraine war, you're ruining stag and hen dos for war-wary Brits as they ditch their favorite destinations (possible nsfw content on page)
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Thu July 21, 2022
(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
Bad news for stay at home cryptobros as another exchange halts withdrawals
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Wed July 20, 2022
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Verizon FIOS drops OAN, which leaves them with 37 viewers, Chanel Rion, and a bunch of MAGA hats
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Mon July 18, 2022
(Vox)
 
 
 
BA.5 doesn't care, BA.5 doesn't give a fark, BA.5 is coming to your town
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Fri July 15, 2022
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Today in things that won't happen: Brits told to forgo booze this weekend because of the excessive heatwave gripping the nation (possible nsfw content on page)
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Thu July 14, 2022
(New Delhi TV)
 
 
 
Think exercising allows you to eat junk? I've got some bad news
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Tue July 12, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Yes, but how much is that in real money?
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Sun July 10, 2022
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Bad news if you were headed to [place] and hoped to be there before [reasonable time]. Don't worry, the [adjective] people at CTA are on the scene
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Sat July 09, 2022
(Extra.ie)
 
 
 
The scientifically-proven correct way to eat a chocolate digestive: You put it in your mouth then chew
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Fri July 08, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
The economy added 372,000 jobs in June, while the unemployment rate stayed at 3.6%. Somehow this is bad news, for Biden
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Thu July 07, 2022
(Gallup)
 
 
 
Good news: Record-low 20% of Americans say the Bible is literal word of god, half of what it was in 1980 and 1984. Bad news: Every single one of those people seems to be in elected office
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Tue July 05, 2022
(NY1)
 
 
 
Goooooood morning New York. If you're reading this thinking you don't have to move your car due to alternate side of street parking being suspended for Covid, bad news
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Sat July 02, 2022
(Fark)
 
 
 
Recent history, bugs, fast food, and Florida Man are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, June 23-29: Patsy Baloney Edition
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Ouch
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Fri July 01, 2022
(MSN)
 
 
 
Bad news for Cleveland: Deshaun Watson will never play for the Browns. Good news for Cleveland: Deshaun Watson will never play for the Browns
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Mon June 27, 2022
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Negativity bias positive comments. There's the math, here comes the science
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Wed June 22, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
The good news: Oil prices have dropped almost 16 percent in just 2 weeks, which means some relief at the gas pumps is in sight. The bad news: And also indicating that we're edging ever closer to a full-blown recession
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(NPR)
 
 
 
$60,000-a-year Dartmouth decides to stop giving any loans, at all, to us poors. This is actually not the bad news it might seem
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Mon June 20, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Jan 6th committee trial is driving Trump's polling numbers down. Now he's only slightly ahead of Biden in a head-to-head rematch
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Sat June 18, 2022
(PC Magazine)
 
 
 
If you are suddenly behind only six proxies I have bad news for you
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Fri June 17, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
This is bad news for Joe Biden, good news for 2020 election conspiracy theorists
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Thu June 16, 2022
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Phil Mickelson 4-putts from 13' out. He'll never LIV that one down
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(AP News)
 
 
 
The good news: yesterday's Fed interest rate hike should slow inflation. The bad news: So much for the nice economy we had there, shame something had to happen to it
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Tue June 14, 2022
(WRAL)
 
 
 
The good news is that the truck driver didn't have to make any deliveries near that infamous 11'8" bridge in downtown Durham today. The bad news is that he had to make deliveries in downtown Raleigh today
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(Chron)
 
 
 
How Saharan dust plumes over Houston could affect storms brewing in the tropics, the hunt for RFK's real killer
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Mon June 13, 2022
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
UK airports are in meltdown daily due to [gestures broadly] everything
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Sun June 12, 2022
(Empty Wheel)
 
 
 
The bad news: Whoooole lotta militia morons are not cooperating with the January 6th committee. The good news: Whoooole lotta militia morons ARE cooperating with the DOJ
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Sun June 05, 2022
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Bad news for young, poor non-drinkers
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Fri June 03, 2022
(NewsTimes)
 
 
 
This seems like a winning strategy, Alex
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Wed June 01, 2022
(Salon)
 
 
 
Democrats SWEAR this time the republicans will be honorable, trustworthy, and sane. "If we go high...so will they" Charlie Brown last seen running towards football for 3,000th time
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Tue May 31, 2022
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
New Ni No Kuno now NFTy, not nice
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Mon May 30, 2022
(NHL)
 
 
 
The good news for the Rangers in Game 6: Carolina has not won a road game in the 2022 Johnny Sex Cup playoffs. The bad news for the Rangers in Game 7: Carolina has not lost a home game in the 2022 Johnny Sex Cup playoffs. The Round 2 finale @ 8pm ET
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Wed May 25, 2022
(FanFest)
 
 
 
Once upon a time (May 25, 1977) in a galaxy far, far away (Los Angeles) there was a thing
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
The national median rent will surpass $2,000 in August. If you haven't locked in your van down by the river you're boned
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Mon May 23, 2022
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Rejected BC plates: "BE K1ND", "WE VAPE", "FKCNCR". Looks like some government drone has a stick the size of a sequoia up their ass
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Sat May 21, 2022
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Good and bad news for SNL fans and haters (same people)
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Wed May 18, 2022
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
The Great Salt Lake is evaporating, so lets pipe in some sea water from the Pacific Ocean, 600 miles away across the Sierra Nevadas
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(The Spun)
 
 
 
Any publicity is good publicity
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(LAD Bible)
 
 
 
Australian straw man takes down Joe Rogan
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Tue May 17, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Traveling by car for Memorial Day? Enjoy your $5 gas. Also enjoy this annual AAA article telling us there will be traffic
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Sat May 14, 2022
(Vice)
 
 
 
Bitcoin is down over 50% from November last year. This is bad news...for white supremacists
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Fri May 13, 2022
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Good news: You found a stiff. Bad news: You were looking for water (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Don't worry, the owners can still stay comfortably stupid
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Thu May 12, 2022
(Fark)
 
 
 
What is your favorite salad?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Good news: Researchers think they've discovered what causes SIDS. Bad news: No one wants to volunteer their kids for double blind study
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Wed May 11, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Evergreen headline: "US airline passengers aren't happy". Next up: how do Americans feel about cable companies?
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Tue May 10, 2022
(Politico)
 
 
 
Good news: Trump's grip on his cult might be slipping. Bad news: it may be slipping because Trump isn't far enough to the right
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(CNN)
 
 
 
This is bad news for Jada Pinkett Smith, subby said confidently knowing that Will Smith is thousands of miles away
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Mon May 09, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Good news: We're close to getting the omicron variant vaccine. Bad news: You're probably not getting one
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Fri May 06, 2022
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Hellish COVID variants are now cracking the code to our immunity, it's just a matter of time before they wipe us out and take over the planet. Oh and enjoy the rest of your sickly lives while you can
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Thu May 05, 2022
(SFGate)
 
 
 
If you were ever hoping to visit the locations where they filmed the Endor scenes from RoTJ, I have some bad news. It's all been cleared away because everyone needs a Thneed
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Wed May 04, 2022
(Louder Sound)
 
 
 
Is that good news or bad news, Sharon Osbourne?
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Tue May 03, 2022
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Bad news about sack tanning
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Fri April 29, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Getting ready to go pick up your brand new Duramax pickup at the dealer? Well, I've got a little bad news
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(Science Daily)
 
 
 
Bad news for marathoners and wildebeests, humans tend to run at the most energy efficient speed for the distance. Any distance
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Thu April 28, 2022
(CBC)
 
 
 
Bad news for all you Canadian astronauts planning on luring your ex-spouse to the moon to legally murder them and collect the life insurance, that will soon be illegal
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Wed April 27, 2022
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
O Goddess hear these tuneless numbers, wrung by sweet enforcement and remembrance dear and pardon that thy secrets should be sung even into thine own soft-conched ear. Surely I dreamt to-day, or did I see the winged Psyche 7 p.m. ET MSNBC thread
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(Consequence)
 
 
 
Sting, who just happened to be in a band as a grown man, says grown men shouldn't be in a band
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Tue April 26, 2022
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Where dips the rocky highland of Sleuth Wood in the lake, there lies a leafy island where flapping herons wake. The drowsy water rats. There we've hid our faery vats, full of berrys and of reddest stolen cherries. It's the 7 p.m. ET MSNBC thread
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Mon April 25, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
If you are heavily invested in nuclear weapons manufacturers, I have some good news and bad news. Good news is, you're making a ton of money. Bad news would be that you're not going to be able to spend it in a burned out wasteland
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Fri April 22, 2022
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Jeff Bezos is worth $160 billion, so of course Congress is getting ready to bail him out. Still no minimum wage increase for you poors
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Wed April 20, 2022
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Crapped out, yawning longing my life away. I'll never worry, why should I? It's all gonna fade. Now I sit by my window and I watch the cars. I fear I'll do some damage one fine day, but I would not be convicted by a jury of the 7 p.m. ET MSNBC thread
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The good news is you are not lactose intolerant. The bad news is you have colon cancer
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Tue April 19, 2022
(The Hill)
 
 
 
It's official. He's running again
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Mon April 18, 2022
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Welcome to our tropical hideaway you lucky people, you. If we weren't in the show starting right away we'd be in the audience too. In the tiki tiki tiki tiki tiki room. In the tiki tiki tiki tiki tiki room. All the birds sing 7 p.m. ET MSNBC thread
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Fri April 15, 2022
(Forbes)
 
 
 
HR getting sick of your sh*t. Like, for real this time
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Thu April 14, 2022
(CBC)
 
 
 
Seven cars from the 1970s found with a bit of water damage. Jimmy Hoffa still missing
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Americans can't afford to buy gas. This is bad news...for beef jerky
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Mon April 11, 2022
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Apparently "the Butcher of Syria" isn't just the name of the halal place down the road
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Good news: Scientists think they have a cure for premature ejaculation. Bad news: It involves zapping the penis with electrical current for half-an-hour at a time
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