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Sat January 22, 2022
(AutoEvolution)
 
 
 
Ford's roadside assistance does $28K in damage to Mach E. Ford, towing company, and the insurance company: not our problem
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(CBS Chicago)
 
 
 
FedEx: When you want your dolphin to arrive alive
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Fri January 21, 2022
(MSN)
 
 
 
And so it begins. Tesla driver is first to face felony vehicular manslaughter charges while car's driver-assistance software was engaged
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Tue January 18, 2022
(Straits Times)
 
 
 
Picture, video illustrate our supply-chain dilemma in form of unlucky container truck
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(The Week)
 
 
 
What if Trump has gotten smarter, like the raptors in Jurassic Park?
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Sat January 15, 2022
(CBS 58 Milwaukee)
 
 
 
Suspect in deadly hit-and-run tells police he chose not to stop because "he had a lot of money on him and didn't want to answer questions." Which is not at all suspicious
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Fri January 14, 2022
(The Week)
 
 
 
Being corrupt simply wasn't enough for TX AG Ken Paxton, who apparently decided that a little light seditious conspiracy was on the menu, too
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Tue January 11, 2022
(US Department of Justice)
 
 
 
Founding Atomwaffen, Finding Out- Kaleb Cole sentenced to seven years in federal prison
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Mon January 10, 2022
(The Week)
 
 
 
Putin believes in the 34th Rule of Acquisition
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Fri January 07, 2022
(Philly Voice)
 
 
 
Philly closes rental assistance program not because it is no longer needed, but because they ran out of money
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(The Week)
 
 
 
Big shock to learn which state had the most participants in the insurrection
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Mon January 03, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Wilmington women lock keys in their car during Wawa run, assault clerk & Good Samaritan after demanding assistance, then assault cops before claiming medical issues...then assaulting paramedics. still unexplained how 'Florida' tag got up I-95
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(The Week)
 
 
 
Fifteen television series to watch in 2022 because dammit, we need something to push us forward
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Thu December 30, 2021
(The Week)
 
 
 
The BBC apologizes for booking Jeffrey Epstein's former lawyer, and fellow child rapist Alan Dershowitz as the "impartial legal analyst" commenting on the Ghislaine Maxwell verdict. Those responsible for the fault, have been sacked
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Mon December 27, 2021
(The Week)
 
 
 
Yes, Putin totally isn't a threat
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Sun December 26, 2021
(The Week)
 
 
 
One in sixty people in Manhattan were infected with Covid last week
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Fri December 24, 2021
(The Week)
 
 
 
The Greatest Generation was sort of meh
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Wed December 22, 2021
(Independent)
 
 
 
It looks like the Baron has gotten his revenge on Paul Atreides's little sister Alia
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Sun December 19, 2021
(The Week)
 
 
 
The Dutch are locking down for Christmas
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Sat December 18, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Sign outside shouldda told ya
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Wed December 15, 2021
(The Week)
 
 
 
What does the American right want?
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Mon December 13, 2021
(The Week)
 
 
 
Democracy is being destabilized by right wingers
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Tue December 07, 2021
(The Week)
 
 
 
Why does Trump's bullshiat endure?
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Thu December 02, 2021
(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
The state of Utah saves upwards of $75 million a year by using this one weird trick to meet federal assistance program funding minimums (Spoiler: it's forcing people to convert to Mormonism and making them work for the church for their aid)
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Mon November 29, 2021
(The Week)
 
 
 
Swiss voters uphold Covid restrictions as they don't want to be as ignorant as the US
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Thu November 25, 2021
(NBC News)
 
 
 
In yet another sign of the Apocalypse, Australia invades Solomon Islands to quell unrest after rioters storm National Parliament and set fire to police station
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Military doctors flown in to stem tide of COVID in third-world hellhole: Michigan
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Wed November 17, 2021
(USA Today)
 
 
 
The H3N2 flu is spreading at an unprecedented rate through the University of Michigan campus, to the point where the CDC sent a team to find out what the hell is going on. Fun fact: the 2021 flu shot covers H3N2
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Tue November 16, 2021
(AlterNet)
 
 
 
Trump lawyer who tried to overturn the 2020 election gets named to US Election Assistance Commission. Next up: appointing Joey Chestnut to the National Hot Dog Preservation Council
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Tue November 09, 2021
(WHIO Dayton)
 
 
 
Drive 15 miles an hour and what do you get? Knocked off your stolen street sweeper by a police dog
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Live Nation's convenience fees evidently aren't high enough to cover the ultimate convenience of surviving the show
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Thu November 04, 2021
(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
AG Garland to Texas: I call bullshiat on your "Voting Security" bill and will do everything I can to ensure every eligible citizen has access, and the assistance required, to cast a ballot
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(The Onion)
 
 
 
The Onion sums up the sentiments of last six months of the Politics Tab
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Stimulus checks coming for those who came in 2020 and, thus, whose children came in 2021
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(The Week)
 
 
 
750,000
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Wed November 03, 2021
(The Week)
 
 
 
Humanity could do great things, but we're all just kind of assholes
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(WDBJ 7 Roanoke)
 
 
 
Bad, taking down signs of politicians you oppose from public places. Worse, being a sitting delegate caught driving the getaway car
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Mon November 01, 2021
(The Week)
 
 
 
Atlantic hurricane season runs out of names for the 2nd year in a row, 3rd time in history. But it snowed in Washington DC that one time, so no worries
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(The Week)
 
 
 
Whose responsibility is it to save the GOP?
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Sat October 30, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Remember that Employee Assistance Program counselors work for the company, not you
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Tue October 26, 2021
(The Week)
 
 
 
The emoji had that look in her eyes again -- the one that meant the local hospital was gonna need to run a new blood donations drive soon
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(The Takeout)
 
 
 
Of course this implies there's lesser beer bread recipes
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"We don't negotiate with terrorists," is a cool thing to say if you are the President. Not a cool thing to say if you are a math teacher and a Muslim student asks you a math question
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(The Week)
 
 
 
Commander Data activates his emotion chip
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Sun October 24, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Sweden warns Afghanistan is heading toward collapse faster than expected, confusing everyone else who thought it had already gotten there
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(The Week)
 
 
 
The largest, tallest single-track roller coaster is heading to California, a place where there are never any earthquakes or other natural disasters
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Fri October 22, 2021
(New Castle News)
 
 
 
If you're a teenager driving a horse and buggy down the street at 1:30 a.m., here's at least one or two things you shouldn't do
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Thu October 21, 2021
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Tesla provides data records that shows the Tesla Model S autopilot crash in April outside Houston was not, in fact, an autopilot crash, wasn't a Model S, didn't happen in Texas, and actually happened in 1987
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Mon October 18, 2021
(IFL Science)
 
 
 
Woman discovers she's not the mother of the children she birthed
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(CNN)
 
 
 
*sigh* ...another Saab story
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Tue October 12, 2021
(1011 Now Lincoln)
 
 
 
Driver huffs compressed gas and levels porch two blocks from subby's home, who is somehow not involved, probably
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(HiConsumption)
 
 
 
[Alec Baldwin narration] The cinephiles embarked, admiring the Pullman car's sumptuous interior as they deposited seersucker-draped backsides into overstuffed jade chairs, anticipating journey's end when all would walk in slow-motion toward the lens
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(The Week)
 
 
 
Over 85% of the global population has been affected by climate change
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Sun October 10, 2021
(WHDH Boston)
 
 
 
Fire sale at Mass. auto auction
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Sat October 09, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"Our ♥s are full with this beautiful adoption. 19-year-old (133 in human years) shelter cat Gus has found the loving arms of his new mamma who is the ripe young age of 101." Welcome to Caturday
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Fri October 08, 2021
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Canadiens goalie Cary Price takes leave to enter the NHL player assistance program; Price reportedly is "not doing well right now"
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Thu October 07, 2021
(The American Independent)
 
 
 
Continuing the long and storied Conservative tradition of only supporting government assistance when the issue affects you personally
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Tue October 05, 2021
(NASA)
 
 
 
Houston, we have a pepper. Space food and drink trifecta in play
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(Independent)
 
 
 
As the UK is so intent on creating its very own Brexit Hunger Games, each EU state has kindly agreed to send 1 truck driver as Tribute. May the odds be ever in your favor
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Mon October 04, 2021
(The Week)
 
 
 
'The argument here implies an astounding and belligerent stupidity in the Republican base.' Hey, if the shoe fits, Cinderella
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(News24)
 
 
 
Hahahaha! HahahahaHahahaha! Wait, I'm not done laughing. Hahahahahahahahahahaha!
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(The Week)
 
 
 
You may not be able to safely go home for the holidays because of Covid and anti-vaxxers
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Wed September 29, 2021
(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Owners of Mr. Mac clothing store, burglarized for the fourth time in ten days, say they do not wish to press charges but would rather give the clothing to people who need it instead, proving that in spite of everything, there's always a Bigger Mac
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(The Week)
 
 
 
Great job, GQP, ivermectin use is threatening livestock
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Mon September 27, 2021
(The Week)
 
 
 
Switzerland joins the 21st century
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