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Sat May 30, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
I see your tennis racket wielder and your leaf blower mastermind and raise you a straight on bad ass kick shot artist
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Fri May 29, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Sen. Grassley releases transcripts of calls Michael Flynn made to Russia's ambassador where Flynn asks Russia to help undermine the Obama Administration
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(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
Researchers discover new sex hormone in fish that could lead to new infertility treatments in people. It's all about 'dat bass
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My first grader's teacher regularly hosts Zoom calls for class on the move; she once hosted a call traveling to a friend's house several states away, once helping her parents the next state over. The social distancing is awful. Should I report her?"
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(Some British Cynics)
 
 
 
The great British public have decided to give their verdict on a £300 "Anti 5G USB Stick" that assorted nutters have recently been selling. The reviews make for some nice light reading in these troubled times
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Cool: black hole ejecting mass in massive jets. Ultra-heated, 80% speed of light goodness: on video
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(Daily American)
 
 
 
Pennsylvania governor Tom Wolf: "Did I pass the COVID-19 reopening test?" Proctor: "Uh, NO"
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(Backpacker)
 
 
 
Summer is here. Go hiking with Kassondra Cloos
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Ugly-ass rhino calf makes debut at San Diego Zoo
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Mass rioting in Minneapolis has police on alert as...OMG...KYLIE JENNER'S NO LONGER A BILLIONAIRE
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Biden says Trump's legacy will be that of a failed president, responsible for mass death and economic ruin
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Val Demings, former police chief in Orlando, Congresswoman, and general badass, pens an OpEd in the Washington Post asking her fellow law enforcement members WTF Is Going On
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(Twitter Donald Trump)
 
 
 
"Any difficulty and we will assume control but, when the looting starts, the shooting starts"
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(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
25 classic TV shows that need a reboot. Cheers? Seriously?
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Thu May 28, 2020
(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Glimpse of what post-coronavirus restaurant seating plans will look like, complete with glass 'lampshade' bubble pods to keep us safe. No word yet on whether they will come with state of the art "Get Smart" communications
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Jurassic cannibal meat-eating dinosaurs. That's a sequel worth seeing
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Police say a man brought guns and lots of ammo to Centennial Bridge in Leavenworth KS with the intent to inflict mass casualties by firing randomly at passing cars. Fortunately, an alert soldier remembered the old military adage: "Car beats gun"
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
This will probably not shock you, but the head of UFC is an asshole. At least he knows how to take advice from smarter people
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
In December email to his AD, Arizona State hoops coach Bobby Hurley complained that nothing was being done to Sexual Harassment Booster who creeped on his wife and other women associated with ASU athletics
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
These two guys predicted 'The Crisis of 2020' in 1991. They also coined the term "millennial." One has passed, but the other has some 'splainin' to do
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Thanks to the Chlorinator in Chief not only is the rest of the world afraid to come to the United States, carrying a US passport is going to keep most of us banned from traveling anywhere else
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Woman discovers what she'd assumed was a kidney stone was something far more precious two hours later in the delivery room
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
The latest MasterClass lecture is focused on a subject critical to flattening the curve
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Brazil surpasses the United States in number of daily Corona deaths. Of course once the weather in Brazil gets warm, the Corona should just vanish
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Got an extra $7.3mil lying around? This Swedish "wellness village" could make you happy. BYO suck pumps and massagers
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Gary Busey says, I passed away after I had brain surgery. Then I came back. Explains alot
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(Fark and Schnitt)
 
 
 
On this week's Fark and Schnitt podcast, Todd recounts his Cannonball Run from NYC to Tampa in a U-Haul and Drew explains that when Kentucky Governor Beshear says he's not afraid of the Flu Klux Klan, it's because he's got the literal firepower to back it up
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Otherwise pedestrian Mediate clickbait piece notable only for the massively-arrayed derp of the comments, which - like mindless clockwork - hit every single one of the right wing talking points. Check out "johnfored" (nice bot name) and "his" list
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(Fox 4 KC)
 
 
 
Kansas is one of only a handful of states in the country that assigns identical number combinations to multiple license plates. What could possibly go wrong?
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
The verdict is in...and God did NOT violate Twitter's TOS for alleging Trump murdered his personal assistant in 2000
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Assigning NBA teams their Walt Disney World hotel accommodations based on seeds
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Chuck Grassley (R-IA) is the new Susan Collins (R-ME), constantly concerned at Trump's abuses of power
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
McMansion's basement is a whole town with classic cars parked along its streets
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(ABC Action News)
 
 
 
DoJ arrests man plotting mass shooting in Tampa Bay area on behalf of ISIS who "expressed admiration for Pulse nightclub shooter Omar Mateen"
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Wed May 27, 2020
(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
Tokyo Tower main deck reopens, and you only have to climb up 150 meters to reach it. That's 600 steps, but they're metric. Get a "1 DAY PASS" which will allow you to access to the Main Deck as many times as you wish during one day
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Back when he ran the CIA, Pompeo created a "board of Advisers" of "wealthy and well-connected individuals" who were "treated to elaborate experiences that included "lavish" dinners, classified briefings,trips to the CIA's secret training facilities"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump's 2016 top campaign brass, Corey Lewandowski and David Bossie, warn he's in trouble for the 2020 election, won't be so metal in swing states
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(Morning Consult)
 
 
 
Morning Consult survey: Massachusetts Senator Elizabeth Warren would give Joe Biden the biggest boost among VP shortlisters. Do it Joe and you take the election
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(News4Jax)
 
 
 
Fierce-some, ugly-ass pudu ready to take on any dik-diks that cross its path
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(Bellingcat)
 
 
 
Boogaloo? Big Igloo? Big Luau? Read on to find out how a classic of 80s cinema came to be the guiding light of militias itching to fight it out with the police this summer
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(Fox 43 Pennsylvania)
 
 
 
Pizza Hut celebrates Class of 2020 with a free medium pizza. Haven't they suffered enough?
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(The Federalist)
 
 
 
Legal "scholars" embarrass themselves by writing to the "judge" in the Michael Flynn case to express their concern for the "rule of law" if the case is dismissed, just because he "pled guilty" to "crimes"
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(Twitter Donald Trump)
 
 
 
Since every accusation is a confession, at this point it is probably safe to assume that President Trump is rattled, his ratings are slipping, and we need to open a Cold Case to figure out which assistant he murdered
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Maybe if they brought their AR-15s to the protests they wouldn't get tear-gassed
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Got your antibody test results and feeling reassured? Don't be. CDC now says those tests are wrong half the time
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(Laughing Squid)
 
 
 
A LEGO automated tapas assembly line? Shut up and take my money
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Tue May 26, 2020
(Patheos)
 
 
 
Louisiana: Praise God and pass the ammo
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Minneapolis starts program of community outreach after the death of George Floyd. Just kidding, they're tear gassing the protesters and shooting them with beanbags
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(WBUR Boston)
 
 
 
Massachusetts, one of the few states that actually listened to scientists and medical experts, still may have 800k more COVID-19 cases than officially reported. Again, this was one of the better responding states
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
So long Admiral Paris, good bye George Costanza's boss Mr. Wilhelm, vaya con dios T.J. Hooker's boss. Actor Richard Herd has passed away at 87
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
"Bunch of badass queer anarchists" have teamed up with redneck locals to block a natural gas pipeline going through Appalachia. NTTATWWT
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
While society continues to break down in the United States, Chinese researchers are testing a vaccine candidate that's just passed peer review
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Passed out drunk is no way to float down a river, son
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Andrea Bocelli never saw Covid-19 coming for him, but he kicked its ass anyway
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Classic tales with classic titles: "Weasels ripped my flesh," "I was a male war bride," and "I was trapped naked on a German fire escape"
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(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
The match day begins at 12:30 pm ET with Dortmund hosting Bayern in Der Klassiker and continues at 2:30 with Wolfsburg at Leverkusen, Freiburg at Eintracht Frankfurt, and Werder Bremen hosting Mönchengladbach. It's your mid-week Bundesliga Discussion Thread
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(WDRB Louisville)
 
 
 
Expect a massive coronavirus spike in Indiana in 14...13...12...11...days and counting
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
"The pass interference rule was a complete failure. Oh well"
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Who do you cheer for when a drunk driver hits a man accused of running from the scene of an assault?
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
It's Happy Towel Day. Raise a glass to Douglas Adams and Don't Panic
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Mon May 25, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Lookin' like a badass. No wonder Trump doesn't even try to compete
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Sit down and don't pass out for this trippy video of the day: Cool timelapse footage shows the Milky Way "spinning in the clear sky as the lake below reflects the shining stars in its still waters." DUDE
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Bloomberg: "It's a modern quandary for the ultra-wealthy: a yacht awaits at harbor, but how to safely reach it without risking exposure to the germ-ridden masses?"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The guy who was pretending to work as DNI will shortly stop pretending to be Ambassador to Germany as well
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Mike Pence assures the USA that the Corona pandemic will be over by Memorial Day
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(WSBTV)
 
 
 
Ugly ass baby beluga whale born at the Georgia Aquarium
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Taiwan pledges "necessary assistance" to embattled Hong Kong, forgetting that the government has already sold out
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(WFAE Charlotte)
 
 
 
Meet Korona Karen's braying jackass of a husband, Terroristic Threat Todd
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(Engadget)
 
Boobies
 
Texas Instruments pulls support for C and assembly language programming on its calculators, making it harder to install apps. Punching in 5318008 and holding the calculator upside down still works, though
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(Fox 26 Houston)
 
 
 
Betty White is still kicking ass and taking names at 98
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Sun May 24, 2020
(CarterMatt)
 
 
 
The penultimate episode of season 3 sees Eve trying to determine where Villanelle is hiding. Villanelle is teaming up with Dasha for a rather spectacular assignment. Will there be fallout? Will there be resolution? Killing Eve, 9 PM ET on AMC
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Sat May 23, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
In one factual Tweet, Hillary triggered massive increase in high blood pressure, foaming from the mouth and rage in Trumps Cultists. "The president needs to stop playing a doctor on TV"
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
White House won't say why President Trump is six months late with his annual physical. Subby assumes it's because his bone spurs are acting up again
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Fri May 22, 2020
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Wednesday is the day of days 🚀🚀 Unless you are a Virgin, then it is Sunday 🚀🚀 Relativity steals veteran SpaceX executive 🚀🚀 Sure he's an ass, but his rocket cost NASA 2% of a comparable in-house rocket 🚀 Your Rocket Report now has more emojis
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Fresh victory Friday sees Rachel Maddow prevail in lawsuit brought by OANN. Let us raise a glass in a toast to her as we recognize the sacrifices made for all people with the MSNBC Primetime block, starting at 8 PM Eastern
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(CNN)
 
 
 
J.K. Rowling casts Stupify Dumbarasses on Harry Potter tourists who visit all the places she never wrote the books
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(City Pages)
 
 
 
♫ I'm your ice cream man, stop me when I'm passin' by ♫
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(National Geographic)
 
 
 
13 classic SciFi novels as picked by National Geographic to the left, your recommendations to the right
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(Fark and Schnitt)
 
 
 
On this week's podcast, a roundup of morons on social media refusing to wear masks, meth hair accessories, and Newsweek's article about Drew being a Time Traveler drops mid-show. Come hear the explanation for Drew's 2015 tweet from the future
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Fifty percent of Fox News viewers believe that Bill Gates is plotting to use a mass vaccination campaign against COVID-19 to implant microchips in people and track their movements. FIFTY. PERCENT
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Enjoy the commencement speech for a special class of graduates delivered by two-time Academy award nominee, John Malkovich
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(AP News)
 
 
 
The Holyoke Soldiers' Home in Massachusetts may be Valhalla. Or at least the dustiest place in New England
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Democratic strategist and MSNBC contributor James Carville shows how much he's matured after all these years, goes on The Stuttering John Podcast to call Trump a fatty who "will get his fat ass beat" in the 2020 election
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Shiny metal ass sold separately
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(Laughing Squid)
 
 
 
Masterclass: Dishwasher-loading Edition
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
A very high team of Canadian scientists believes they have found that strong strains of cannabis could help prevent and then treat coronavirus infections. Pass the bong dudes
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Thu May 21, 2020
(ABL13 Houston)
 
 
 
74-year old former TX Lt. Gov David Dewhurst says he's not interested in pursuing charges against his 40-year old girlfriend who is accused of assualting him and breaking several of his ribs; because....40-year girlfriend, so, totally worth it
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The real reason Republicans want a swift reopening is their evangelical base pushing for it as they believe life passes quickly, suffering is temporary and worrying solves nothing
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(Daily Freeman)
 
 
 
NY central scrutinizer: Did we say you could reopen when you had 90 contract tracers ready? We did, but we clearly meant 250, so you can't. It is my responsibility to enforce all the laws that haven't been passed yet
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(ABC 4 Charleston)
 
 
 
Kids love to catch bass when they go fishing in local lakes. Others catch sunfish or catfish. Then there's THIS kid
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
With summer driving season about to start, nobody really knows how many jackasses or sickos (you decide) will be on the road
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Attempted Murder-Suicide ends with unsuccessful murder but successful suicide, so glass half full?
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(We Got This Covered)
 
 
 
More details on the Batwoman story. Ruby wasn't harassed into quitting. She wasn't afraid of getting injured again. She just didn't like the role and was a pain in the ass to work with
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(ARL Now)
 
 
 
Hey guys, wouldn't it be so much fun if we honored our graduating senior class by having a printer make a photo collage of the school logo, using the kids' faces as pixels? Looks like we have just enough minorities to shade in the black lines
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Not the world's funniest joke: Two NFL players were on a plane, and one was assaulted
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(Politico)
 
 
 
This story was so over-the-top evil, I assumed it was actually a rare case of left-wing "fake news." Then I googled it
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Glassdoor shatters
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(NBC Montana)
 
 
 
Three days into the virus-shortened Yellowstone Dumbass League 2020 season, and it's already Bison 1 - Idiot Tourists 0
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Wed May 20, 2020
(AlterNet)
 
 
 
Trump huddles with Senate Republicans to discuss his reelection. Prizes and balloons handed out to the Senators who made the best silk purse out of a sow's ear and blew the most smoke up his ass
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(KEYT Santa Barbara)
 
 
 
Owner of 'Mirror Bus' arrested for stalking, harassment, suspicion of being a member of the notorious Champion City gang, the Red Eyes
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Bold of you to assume Trump cares about the Constitution
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(Kare11)
 
 
 
New class action lawsuit against the real-estate industry illustrates how brokers work together to make you broke
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Trump has repeatedly called mail voting full of fraud, but cast his own absentee ballot using assistance that would be illegal in some states
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(NBC 2 Fort Myers)
 
 
 
Florida man who dove into Bass Pro fish tank posts "profanity-laced confession to Facebook"
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Trevor Noah hits the nail on the head, insisting Trump has turned the office of the president into an episode of Jackass
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Unrelated to anything, world powers that control all the wealth on earth seek new developing nation full of caste workers with no rights to exploit for cheap labor in mass production of service economy trinkets
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Quest for 'super duper' missiles pits US against key rivals, as the race for the Wowee Bomb or Really Kickass Torpedo heats up bigly
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(Amazon)
 
 
 
Because Google Glass isn't douchey enough and what else is going to tell you that you have to be at the gym in 26 minutes
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(WLBT Jackson)
 
 
 
The "quarantine 15" is very real. Now shut up and pass the bon-bons and wine
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(WQAD Quad Cities)
 
 
 
Elderly neighbors pass on advice to graduating high school seniors, like "Listen to your mom and dad," "Eat something sweet every day," "Be kind or you'll have to empty your own colostomy bag"
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Scientists take images that could be the first direct evidence of baby planet being born. Observers from European Southern Observatory's Very Large Telescope spotted passing out cigars
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Man winds up getting delivery instructions etched on gin glass he got for his girlfriend's birthday
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
What big ugly-ass eyes you have
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Dear GOD. This means another Jurassic Park movie, doesn't it??
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(Fox 4 KC)
 
 
 
Pilot lands airplane in middle of traffic on suburban interstate after the aircraft became overloaded with the weight of his massive steel balls
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Tue May 19, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Also graduating today: Gene Masseth
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(CREW)
 
 
 
The slow motion Saturday Night Massacre rolls on, this time with an IG investigating Mitch's wife
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Infamous Susan Rice email to herself finally declassified, deals directly with former national security adviser Michael Flynn
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Tittabawassee River is flooding or, as the locals say, it's all gone titts-up
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(Maui Now)
 
 
 
Hawaiian music legend Willie K has passed away. Aloha oe and a hui hou
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(MSN)
 
 
 
In interviews with 74 former Biden staffers, none reported being sexually harassed, or hearing rumors that someone was. Coworkers say Tara Reade sucked at her job, and no one can find a location matching where the assault supposedly took place
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Another consequence of the pandemic: The number of sexually transmitted diseases is skyrocketing; in part because health care workers normally assigned to STD cases have been redeployed to the coronavirus
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(CBS4Denver - KCNC)
 
 
 
Ugly-ass critically endangered Grevy's zebra will grow to be much larger than typical zebras, crushing entire herds of ungulates under one gigantic hoof
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(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
People are having 'COVID-19 parties' to build up immunity. Stupid, Asinine and Facepalm tags all on ventilators, Dumbass tag in ICU
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(Martha's Vineyard Times)
 
 
 
Passed out drunk and run aground for the third time in a year is no way to go into the harbor, son
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(Laughing Squid)
 
 
 
This amazing artist takes burning things with a magnifying glass to audacious levels
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Mon May 18, 2020
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
The 'Mattewan Massacre' a century ago embodied miners' struggles, an ongoing fight in which even today they are prevented from drinking, smoking, or voting
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(Pittsburgh Tribune-Review)
 
 
 
Ben Roethlisberger throws passes to teammates, trims beard, remodels train station to make it more efficient in the area of heat retention
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
SeaTac airports wants TSA to check passengers' temperatures. To be fair, if someone's already fondling your balls it's not that far of a stretch to stick a thermometer in your butt
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Teachers of Fark, how are you coping with teaching classes online?
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(WYFF 4 Greenville)
 
 
 
University of South Carolina to end face to face classroom instruction again after Thanksgiving. What a coincidence, that's right after the last home football game
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Is Ben Sasse A) about to tell his sponsor he fell off the wagon, B) Jim Jordan's stunt double, or C) modeling the Jim Cramer business casual line at Kohl's?
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(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Bold of you to assume we can just up and book a flight to Paris these days
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump to the American people: if you get COVID it's your own fat fault, lard-ass
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(Radio.com)
 
 
 
Goooood morning NYC, except for those who have to move their cars for the first time in two months, assuming they remember where they parked them
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Sun May 17, 2020
(Decider)
 
 
 
Morty misses his English class for another adventure with Rick, which is hard to believe that an interstellar adventure is more essential than the most critical class in high school. Rick and Morty, "The Vat of Acid," 11:30PM ET on Cartoon Network
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(Politico)
 
 
 
How do you get passed up for a promotion to a senior position in the Trump White House? Having worked for Jeb Bush four years ago will do it, after a premature non-announcement
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(LiveLeak)
 
 
 
Large pane of tempered glass won't fit in an elevator without some gymnastics that require letting go of the door open hold button. You know where this is going
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
We're on a snow train to nowhere, come on and ride. The series premieres with a murder stoking class divisions, the world's last homicide detective investigating. Will all aboard be suspect? Will the show go off the rails? Snowpiercer, 9 PM ET on TNT
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(Green Bay Press Gazette)
 
 
 
Area man passionate defender of what he imagines constitution to be
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
In which Lauri and Anni break panes of glass with bowling balls
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
The classic Blake Edwards film "10" is being remade by the team responsible for Legally Blonde
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Donald Trump Delivers Commencement Speech for Class of 2020
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Chinese ambassador to Israel dies in his sleep from natural causes. Fark: at 57-years-old
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Phyllis George, former co-host of The NFL Today, has passed away at the age of 70
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
British intelligence tipped off Belgium that China was spying on the European Commission via the Maltese embassy in Brussels, according to French reports. Or is that just what they want you to think
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Bank of England considers using negative interest rates and buying riskier assets to save its economy because after witnessing the firepower of the fully armed and operational Boris Johnson, why not go all in with every desperate measure imaginable
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(NBC 2 Fort Myers)
 
 
 
If you enjoy taking dips in Bass Pro Shop fish aquariums, you might be a Floridian
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Sat May 16, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Video from a suburban street in Guadalajara ends too soon to answer the question: What happens *after* you manage to lasso a tiger?
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(War is Boring)
 
 
 
Dumbass nearly takes out Blue Angels getting up close video with his drone
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Barack Obama will be delivering a commencement for the Class of 2020. Which class of 2020? All of them. (8 PM ET on all major networks, LGT streaming)
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(SlashFilm)
 
 
 
From "Where's my TV Guide?" to "SERENITY NOW" to "I've gotta lotta problems with you people," TBS is airing a marathon of Jerry Stiller's greatest moments on Seinfeld in honor of the comedian's passing. The hilarity begins at 4 PM ET on TBS
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(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
Cats are assholes
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(Chron)
 
 
 
Judge dismisses "happy cow" suit against Ben & Jerry's, says thery're probably more "fat & sassy"
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Deputy fired for not responding on-scene to 2018 Parkland high school mass shooting reinstated with full back pay, seniority. "When he arrived the murderer was still in the building firing shots off and he did nothing, he just waited behind his car"
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Fri May 15, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Senior UK government adviser says BoJo's air passenger quarantine plan "doesn't make sense" at this stage of the pandemic, but they desperately want to shut that stable door
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(Rochester First)
 
 
 
Class of 2020 starting to figure out that they should have commencement ceremonies where they've spent most of their youth anyway
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Another thing about to be assimilated by Facebook because what the world needs now is Giphy with ads
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Astrid Kirchherr passes away. Oh well, there goes the 'That Seventies Show' reunion we've all been waiting for
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Rich guy says public dock near his luxury home gets in the way of his three boats. Bonus: he knew it was there when he bought the house but assumed he could "fix the problem" with enough money and lawyers
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(CBS 21 Harrisburg)
 
 
 
Here is Nelson, the ugly-ass baby elephant born at the Houston Zoo
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(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
We're just a little short at the moment. Can we borrow another $500 million?
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(The Register)
 
 
 
Assault rifle-totting fun police roll up to disarm a guy walking around in a knight outfit carrying a sword... letting him go on his way.after taking a picture with him
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(Calvin Ayre)
 
 
 
Casino sees a mass firing by Zoom meeting and raises by firing via voicemail
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(Willamette Week)
 
 
 
Mount St. Helens eruption photo origin partially solved. Sasquach Sassenach live long Spock
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(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
New Zealand, population 5 million, passes $50 billion package to get people working again. Trickling up
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Thu May 14, 2020
(Military Times)
 
 
 
So sorry for your loss. Our sincere condolences after conducting dangerous and harassing maneuvers near us
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(The Conversation)
 
 
 
10 booze/drug-free ways to sleep like a baby, assuming you haven't already dosed for the night
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
France unveils a 'massive' 18 billion euro plan for its hard-hit tourism sector. Nice
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Trump's strategy to win re-election despite his massive pooch-screwing of the Pandemic response, is to blame China for everything and "get tough" with them. Which is going to be tough considering half his cabinet is financially balls-deep in China
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Wed May 13, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Declassified UK court documents reveal incarceration of Irish nationalist Gerry Adams was unlawful. Subsequent escape convictions and 18 month prison sentence quashed on appeal
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Of course Republicans will pass another stimulus bill (but they have to act like Republicans first)
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(MSN)
 
 
 
They are calling for violence and the assassination of your leader. Would you like to know more?
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Weird-ass Wednesday. Breathe deep of that new thread smell for the MSNBC Primetime discussion, starting at 8 PM Eastern
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(South China Morning Post)
 
 
 
Chinese warmongers: The US Fleet is down with coronavirus and unable to defend Taiwan, invade now. Communist party leadership: Patience, grasshopper, for we ourselves are not yet strong enough
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(PC Gamer)
 
 
 
The tech demo for Unreal Engine 5 is here, and next gen games will be making you sit through idiotic cut scenes and fail quick time events with movie-quality assets
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Assault with a deadly bouquet
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Grenell, Grassley, and Johnson release list of officials who made unmasking requests between Nov 2016 and Jan 2017. Difficulty: Every requester did so legally, and every request was reviewed by NSA for justification
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
It's starting to look like standardized tests such as the SAT and ACT that massive companies have fooled us all into thinking have merit and meaning may be yet another casualty of the pandemic. *insert grumpycatgood.gif*
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Farker of 17 years passed away last week. We hope the message boards where you've gone are already filled with your snark. Goodbye, Sid_6.7
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The FBI accidentally leaked the name of the mysterious "third man" who assisted the 9/11 attackers. Turns out, the help was coming from inside the Saudi embassy all along
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(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
Who's the last person you want running an AI assisted mass surveillance platform?
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(Politico)
 
 
 
GOP: Look Dr. Fauci, at first it was cool you were so knowledgeable and your reassuring presence really helped keep America calm, but honestly we are now SO over your stubborn insistence on using "facts' and "evidence" ALL the time
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Awww, John Roberts claims the ConSupremes are very concerned that all the calls for congressional hearings into Don Cheeto's many crimes could be seen by the ConJustices as mere harassment
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
California cancels fall university classes, opens semester enrollment at College of Hard Knox
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Chinese rocket may have dropped an empty coke bottle as it passed over Africa
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(Southgate News-Herald)
 
 
 
Your passenger is dying and you don't know where to turn? I'm Thinking ARBY"S
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Massachusetts Attorney General is worried about the drop in domestic violence reports. Somebody's glass is definitely half empty
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Remember when His Orangeness gazed with steely confidence into the future and predicted we could lose as many as 100,000 Americans to COVID-19? Well, he was right. Assuming there aren't any more deaths at all after June 6
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
New York City's lockdown order went into effect 51 days ago, which *might* have something to do with the city currently having had a record 58 days pass since its last pedestrian death. HEY, nobody's walking HERE
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(NFL)
 
 
 
NFL to closely monitor restart of football in Europe, unclear why there are so few forward passes
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Sony's profits are looking like an old walkman with corroded batteries and a "Kajagoogoo's Greatest Hit" cassette stuck inside
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
"I'm sure Mitch is aware that a grown ass black man who happens to be a former president has agency to speak his mind on how his successor is managing this crisis, especially since his successor has yet to keep 'his mouth shut' about him.'"
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Remember the Howard Hessman sitcom Head of the Class? Yeah, it's getting a reboot
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Tue May 12, 2020
(Electrek)
 
 
 
Day 2 of Elon Musk showing that the CEO class continues to be above the law and us peons
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
Police officer sues for getting passed over for promotion. Because he's a white man. When will white men finally get a break around here?
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
McConnell tells president to "keep his mouth shut", calls him "classless". This would have had a Hero tag if he directed that to a different president
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(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
Flu Klux Klan protesters threatening Governor Whitmer with assassination
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(Prevail)
 
 
 
"There will be no quarter. There will be indictments, perp walks, convictions, long prison terms, asset forfeiture. And we will enact new laws to safeguard the republic, and make sure nothing like this ever happens again"
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Man who wore KKK hood in California grocery store won't be charged due to "insufficient evidence" of anything other than protected free speech, being a dumbass
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
After counting the money in the church collection plates, 105 Ohio ministers write letters to schools demanding that Yoga classes be terminated. They won
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My husband and I have 3 kids. I have a Ph.D. in literature and hold a job I love. My kids assume my husband is smarter because he's the math and science guy; he doesn't have a doctorate, though. How can I get my kids to see I'm intelligent too?"
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Ugly-ass panda cub begins career as cam-streamer. Of course it's in black and white
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Ryanair passengers will have to ask permission to use the bathroom. £15 bathroom request fee and £40 bathroom sanitizing fee soon to follow
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Wang gets lifelong ban for sexual assault. Bad Wang
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Mon May 11, 2020
(BBC)
 
 
 
If the titles Fawlty Towers, Porridge, Only Fools and Horses, Blackadder, Dad's Army, Eastenders and 'Allo 'Allo mean anything to you, take a trip down nostalgia lane to look at the BBC's museum of classic stage sets
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
"For all of Trump's ideological wavering over the years, one thing has remained consistent: he's never used protection and he's never not been an asshole about it afterward" John Oliver points out about Trump's use of a mask as a photo-op
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Despite briefly appearing as a digital pre-order on Amazon, "New Mutants" will get a theatre release. So, in a year or two, on a screen or two. "We haven't seen a corporation absurdly commit to a bit with such futile determination since MoviePass"
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(The Conversation)
 
 
 
Science fiction builds mental resiliency in young readers, fantasies about princesses in brass bikinis
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(Outside Online)
 
 
 
1: Buy house in remote area. 2: Jog on local trails, including those crossing private land. 3: Be told not to by private trails' landowners. 4: Assume it was "a misunderstanding." 5: Continue trespassing. 6: Write butthurt article for Outside
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(ABC7 San Francisco)
 
 
 
Surfer killed by shark was said to be passionate about the sport, delicious
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(Stamford Advocate)
 
 
 
Barter is back, baby. What am I bid for a bar of Yardley's Ginger & Sassafras soap, or a 2oz bottle of hand sanitizer, or a batch of homemade edibles? Got books? I'll trade premium for those. Watch out for land mines and stay on the marked path
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Russia bypasses Italy and UK in Covid cases with record increase. With catch up with US totals from today in only (tap tap carry the 2) 35 days. But they won't catch up standing still
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(ProPublica)
 
 
 
Youngstown, Ohio goes from grifter to mark as a beverage can CEO has constantly reassured the city council he intends to build and operate a factory there since 2016
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(WVTM13 Birmingham)
 
 
 
Andre Harrell, founder of Uptown Records and 'discoverer' of P Diddy, passes away at age 59
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Owner of house under construction in Ahmaud Arbery case said nothing was stolen. And the defense of the brave shooters is now that it doesn't matter because he was trespassing and then ran away because he totally knew the police had been called
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Former WWE sports entertainer Albertoooooooooooooooo Dellll RIIIIIOOOOO charged with assaultoooooooooo
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(Variety)
 
 
 
Jerry Stiller passes away at 92, has a lot of problems with you people
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Half of all freight sent by air used to go on passenger jets. Used to
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Sun May 10, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Russia continues to be ungrateful to the U.S. for saving their asses in WWII
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
In the 1960s, Amy Madden turned down Harvard Law School to play bass guitar and dress as black as coal. She stood just like Bill Wyman, but now that life is behind a wall of sleep
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(NPR)
 
 
 
If you let your grass grow long, you're hurting grasshoppers
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Working class sitcoms are now more timelier than ever before
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Sat May 09, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
American company wanted to fill the bare cupboards with millions of N95 masks in January. Trump Admin: HARD PASS
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(UFC)
 
 
 
Saturday Night MMA: Live Fights are back with UFC 249. Tony Ferguson vs Justin Gaethje and Henry Cejudo vs Dominick Cruz top a stacked card. Fight Pass prelims at 6:30 PM ET, TV prelims on ESPN at 8 PM. PPV main card at 10 PM ET. Semi-virus-free
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Mary Pratt, last surviving member of the Rockford Peaches, passes away at 101. There is crying in baseball
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Fri May 08, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Because you spend all day sitting on your ass: A history of seating
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(KUSI San Diego)
 
 
 
Is it me or do all the racist assholes go grocery shopping in the same California town?
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(KOTZ)
 
 
 
Fark-ready headline: "There's a massive beaver boom in Northwest Alaska, and scientists and locals have dam concerns"
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(Jewish Daily Forward)
 
 
 
Saul Bass would have been 100 today. Enjoy 1 hour worth of his greatest title sequences
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
He never sold a ventilator in his life but promised he could get a shiatload from China. Kushner's peeps didn't see anything hinky about it, passed it to Cuomo. Cuomo, desperate for ventilators, sent $84M contract to random dude in Silicon Valley
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
For those of you that thought Massachusetts didn't have any Republicans, save the Governor, here's a video with every one of the morons crowded together protesting
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(KCRA 3 Sacramento)
 
 
 
Frontier Airlines to take temperature of passengers before boarding because if you choose to fly Frontier, there must be something wrong with you
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
More details about the time the President's son-in-law suggested the Director of National Intelligence use the Russian embassy comms to dodge U.S. intelligence
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
"I could wind up with nothing," says soon-to-be divorced woman who discovered that obscure South Dakota trusts can be used to lock up marital assets out of reach of courts and tax authorities
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Ever wonder what horrible event might happen next? Other people have wondered, so here's the worldwide threat assessment - and a list of b-movies that have probably already been made
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Ever since breaking lockdown rules in April by having a party with two hookers, Kyle Walker feels he is being harassed
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(AP News)
 
 
 
If you plagiarize Masterclass and Tony Robins and try to invade Venezuela a farker will find your plagiarism and laugh at you
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Thu May 07, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
There's always a silver lining if you look hard enough - no political canvassers this year
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Yertle encouraged not to be a murderous asshole by the rest of the GOP
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(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
Woman who was paid by Jacob Wohl and Zipper Burkman to lie about Anthony Fauci sexually assaulting her comes forward to tell her side of the story and oh lordy, she has a tape
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Alaskan school board votes to ban certain classic books. Help comes from an unlikely source: "Any student or parent that wants a copy of the recently removed books can email the band, and they'll send them the books for free"
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(Fox 4 KC)
 
 
 
Some anti-vaxers realize they don't want the dumbass tag anymore
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(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
Peanut and hot dog industries have frankly been assaulted by lack of baseball, sports
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"How am I supposed to motivate my children to do their homework when school is now pass-fail?"
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Google has cut out reimbursing WFH employees' lunch and fitness expenses. No more sushi delivered or in-home massages. The struggle is real
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Subby got this really cool towel in the mail, so he's safe in case the Vogons decide to build a hyperspace bypass. LGT original thread, pic of the package in this thread
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Gene Simmons commands you to order and wear the official COVID-19 KISS mask. Side effects include vomiting fake blood, enlarged tongue and desire to wear big-ass heels
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Wed May 06, 2020
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
American Bar Association in 2019 'this guy isn't qualified to be dog catcher' ABA in 2020 'Appeals court judge requires a different skill set than dog catcher so he'll probably be alright'
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Betsy Devos' new sexual assault rules aren't quite at "prove it, you lying hussie" levels, but they're not that far off
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(WGNO)
 
 
 
Ugly-ass baby brown pelicans return to island devastated by Deepwater Horizons oil spill
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(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
Regardless of transparent aluminum, 'metallic glass' may blow up research, shatter previous paradigms
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(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
Ceiling AI wants to watch you assemblate
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
China wants its space station complete by 2022. This schedule assumes the West has enough technology developed worth stealing
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(Snopes)
 
 
 
It appears that the MAGA crowd was so invested in their fish-tank cleaner as the micracle cure for Coronavirus, that now that we have an ACTUAL drug that is effective against it, they've launched massive conspiracy theories to discredit it
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(AlterNet)
 
 
 
RBG proving once again that she is the indisputable SCOTUS badass
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Here's an essential tip for our essential workers: How to stop your glasses from fogging up while wearing your face mask
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The man in the photo seen screaming at state troopers during the protest at Michigan's Capitol building says "I didn't scream in anybody's face". And really looking at the photo, it turns out he may be right (Dumbass is still way too close to them)
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Tue May 05, 2020
(Patheos)
 
 
 
Ken Ham is trying to lure new visitors at The Ark Experience by offering a lifetime pass. For 2 to 3 thousand dollars
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(MSN)
 
 
 
They're not camping, you jackass. They're homeless
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
California sues Uber and Lyft alleging misclassification of contractors
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Well now we know why he exited stage left so fast: NY AG now investigating NBC News over sexual assault, discrimination claims focusing on suddenly-departed chief Andrew Lack
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
"Living without broadband has gone 'from a mild inconvenience to a near impossibility.'" "Obvious" tag in a Starbucks, asking, "Hey, what's the wi-fi password here?"
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(The Register)
 
 
 
Study finds 66% of people recycle the same password or use variations on the same basic one; 100% of them are morans (subby admits to not being the brightest tool in the drawer)
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Even in the massive Jambalaya of Crazy that is the anti-lockdown "movement", this guy stands out: "GOP Ohio state lawmaker refuses to wear face mask because faces are the 'likeness of God'
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Photos of some really weird-ass Australian foods. Most of it could probably kill you, just like the wildlife
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
All 115 World Series ranked. List fails without the 1994 fall classic
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Chief judge of DC Court of Appeals has asked CJ Roberts to assign a formal investigation into whether McConnell unethically pressured a sitting judge to retire so McConnell could install his protege Justin Walker
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Mon May 04, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
The dumbest people in Massachusetts gather to protest their inability to infect the rest of the state with their dumbassery
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Dear Prudence: My neighbor has several times assured me she's financially well off, but suddenly since the virus hit, she's been getting a lot of food from food banks. How do I tell her she's been using something meant for the poor by mistake?
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
Ohio Rep.Nino Vitale: To command us to wear a mask is an assault on our religions freedoms, since our faces were created in the image of God
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(KAKE Wichita)
 
 
 
Many businesses have seen sales drop to zero since Covid-19 started. The National Apartment Association wants you to know that May rent collections will be down 8 percent. Cue the tiny violins, but not too loud; I can hear you through the wall
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
It's almost as if there were a reason that Pestilence and Famine were depicted as riding buddies in nearly all classical mythology and iconography
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
It was eight years ago today that the Avengers assembled for the first time
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
UK-U.S. trade talks to start on Tuesday. Major sticking point: neither side is willing to trade a jackass for a clown
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
In a shocking turn of events, Yahoo has a reasoned & informative piece on the perilous straits faced by various federalisms. This being the worst timeline, Subby assumes this means we'll get States Rights all the way down to SovCits and gold fringe
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Sun May 03, 2020
(Deadline)
 
 
 
David E. Kelley suffers a rare misfire as CBS passes on The Lincoln Lawyer
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
A seismic shift is underway as the world's airlines reassess their operations and how they will punish their declining number of customers for the pandemic
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(RealClearPolitics)
 
 
 
On the one hand, stay-at-home orders are wildly popular with the public; on the other, hundreds of astroturf protesters are making horses' asses of themselves. Both sides are bad, so vote Republican
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(Some Bass Guy)
 
 
 
They rarely get the respect they deserve, but try to imagine modern music without the bass guitar. This week, the Sunday Morning Music Club is going low and looking for the best bass lines of all time
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(WJAC TV Johnstown)
 
 
 
Man in custody after assaulting another with pool cue, shooting at him. Witnesses say he's big and dumb as a man can come, but he stronger than a country hoss. And something about the Lone Ranger and Superman, too
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Sat May 02, 2020
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Good news sports fans. The NBA has issued guidelines reopening. No, not that NBA, the other one - the Nevada Brothel Association
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Fraudster CEO going into bankruptcy selling off his massive car collection. Bigger than Jay Leno's and Tony Stark's combined
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Tara: Biden sexually assaulted me and I filed a report. Biden: Senate, find the report and release it. Tara: I didn't file the sexually assaulted part
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida: Florida man is facing trespassing charges. Dumbass: after security found him camping. Epic: on Walt Disney World's Discovery Island
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Fri May 01, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
With the spike in TV viewing over the past few weeks CBS decides now is a good time to air Titanic, a classic movie about a horrific loss of life. Apparently they don't have the rights to The Day After or Schindler's List
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(Twitch.tv)
 
 
 
Livestream is going to be a half-ass Daily News Summary - half-ass because Sierra is going to sub for Dallan. Come see what Drew's zero video experience results in, along with what his 10-year old punkass daughter thinks of today's news. 7pm et
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Welcome to Fresh Baby Friday. Today we welcome the offspring of one of our own. Let's raise a glass and toast the new family in the MSNBC Primetime discussion thread, starting at 8 PM Eastern
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(Washington Redskins)
 
 
 
While Aaron Rodgers sulks at his team drafting a QB, the number 1 pick from his draft class is just lucky to be alive after a gruesome leg injury. Relive Alex Smith's year-and-a-half long battle in "Project 11", Friday 7:30 PM on ESPN
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(Bothell-Kenmore Reporter)
 
 
 
Much like a good glass of prune juice, Covid-19 lets the freight move easily
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
When it comes to lewd prison video chats, Detective Assmann always gets his woman
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(Collider)
 
 
 
Jurassic World 3 offers chance for fans to be eaten by a dinosaur for charity. Subby would do it for free just to be done with 2020
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(Boston Magazine)
 
 
 
You know what 2020 is missing? A bunch of big-ass hurricanes
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(Prime Minister Centerfold)
 
 
 
Let's have a reasonable discussion about gun control in the context of Canada's immediate ban on assault weapons
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Brenda's Beaver Need a Barber, a children's classic
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Tesla shares plunge 10% after dumbass tweets that the stock is too high. Dumbass: Elon Musk
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(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
Assuming you've already deep into your own "appetizers," Taco Bell jumps into the home meal kit business
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Trump would love to let you see his evidence that coronavirus originated at Wuhan virology lab, but it's classified at the same level as Obama's Kenyan birth certificate
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Thu April 30, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
"You performed the Pink Mass only over the grave of Fred Phelps' dead mother; correct?"
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(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
Get ready for a "Jurassic Park 3" special digital edition
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(WHDH Boston)
 
 
 
City in Mass isn't farking around with COVID-19, you wear a safety mask in public or get fined $300
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
If you've always hated fighting for ground floor parking, riding in crammed elevators, sitting in dirty cafeterias, and those assclowns that always leave the coffee pot empty, you might be in luck
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(The Register)
 
 
 
If you share your spotify password with someone don't be surprised when they hijack your smart speakers from anywhere on the interwebs. Also, *taps fingertips* exxxxcellent
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Britney Spears burns down her home gym, claims it was candles. Subby assumed it was from wearing corduroy while using the treadmill
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(Harvard)
 
 
 
Mass General and Harvard have created this Covid-19 policy consequences simulator for you to enjoy during lockdown, which according to their simulator should mean you'll have lots of time to figure out how to play with it
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Here's your daily reminder Lindsey Graham is an asshole
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(Brand Eating)
 
 
 
Smashburger offers new $29 family meal kits for takeout. Each kit includes goofproof instructions and four unassembled buns, toppings, burgers, sauce and tots to feed an American family of four, or a Farker family of one
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Sure, the Assassin's Creed games are fun, but have you have played Assassin's Creed... with vikings?
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Wed April 29, 2020
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Private First Class Neiro of the First Imaginary Army of Florida Men taken down by K9 after refusing to step away from his dropped firearm. No word on whether he could distinguish between his rifle and his gun
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
That massive Hasidic funeral in Williamsburg, Brooklyn that NYC Mayor de Blasio complained about in a tweet was actually coordinated and approved by the NYPD
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Need something to pass the time in quarantine? Try Bob Ross Bingo
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
If you smoke marijuana, you might have more sex, serve Satan and become permanently insane. Pass that joint, please
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
...he's an asshole?
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(WKBW Buffalo)
 
 
 
Typically, car/train crashes happen at road crossings not on bridge overpasses. W/ pics
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(The Star Phoenix)
 
 
 
Ugly-ass baby bison born at Wanuskewin Heritage Park. Is first one born there in nearly 150 years. Just how old DO bison get?
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(Slate)
 
 
 
So how many "witnesses" who saw absolutely nothing will be added to the list of people supporting the sexual assault charges against Joe Biden. I saw nothing, too -- can I be added?
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"I'm punching above my weight class with my boyfriend; he's great, but I have addiction issues and am a big screw-up. His best option is to dump me; how can I get him to see I'm the worst person for him?"
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(McSweeney's)
 
 
 
A letter from the Condo Board Association to Mr. & Mrs. Macbeth
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(NPR)
 
 
 
The number of Americans killed by the Vietnam War has now been surpassed by COVID-n-n-n-n-nineteen
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Tue April 28, 2020
(The Takeout)
 
 
 
Beer trucks begin making the rounds in Chicago. Drew stares out window and longs for bourbon trucks to roam the bluegrass
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Crazy Belgians now being called upon to eat fries at least twice a week because more than 750,000 tons of potatoes are at risk of being thrown away. Crazy Belgians: Challenge accepted, pass the Andalouse sauce
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Sure North Korean nutter dictator Kim Jong-un is perfectly fine and healthy, but here are some satellite images for a massive funeral parade that are underway just in case he isn't
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(Honolulu Star Advertiser)
 
 
 
Honolulu Zoo welcomes 2 ugly-ass baby Ring Tailed Lemurs
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Aw nothing, just a bunch of ugly ass baby animals born in a pandemic
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Lando came. Lando embarrass IndyCar. Lando SMASH
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(AP News)
 
 
 
TSA is finding guns on passengers at nearly three times the rate of last year. Either more people are packing or screeners do a crappy job the rest of the time
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(Slate)
 
 
 
The only sitcom grim enough for our reality? The classic 90s sitcom Dinosaurs
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Dear Deidre: My 7-year-old is crying endlessly over idea that his beloved granddads could die of coronavirus. Since he is 100 percent correct, what can I possibly say to settle him down, other than assuring him they are both self-isolating?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Bold of you to assume you could buy magazines at a bookstore
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Mon April 27, 2020
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Britain's health minister makes Piers Morgan look like a jackass (possible nsfw content on page)