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Mon January 17, 2022
(News Break)
 
 
 
San Francisco taxi driver channels his inner Uber and charges women $10,000 for 11 minute ride. Bank of America: ¯\_ (ツ)_/¯
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Sat January 15, 2022
(Atomic Scientists Bulletin)
 
 
 
Counterfeit consciousness flag to clamor bosom peril
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Wed January 12, 2022
(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
No, Facebook is not banning "The Lord's Prayer." You will not break your mother's back if you step on a crack. You cannot fly by jumping off a roof with a blanket for a cape. You cannot send the earth hurtling into the sun by jumping up and down
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Mon January 10, 2022
(The Week)
 
 
 
Putin believes in the 34th Rule of Acquisition
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(The Motley Fool)
 
 
 
"Where to invest $500" says Motley Fool, with picture of what hundreds of dollars in fivers might look like in a back pocket. Maybe let's start with buying a wallet, hmm?
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Sun January 09, 2022
(Deadline)
 
 
 
The many articles noting the death of Dobie Gillis, Dwayne Hickman
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Turkey changes name again. That's nobody's business but the Turks
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Thu January 06, 2022
(The Conversation)
 
 
 
Scientists explore great balls of fire, or at least great balls warmed up by nanoparticles, as a male contraceptive
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(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
(In Gene Simmons voice) "Well you know, KISS invented vodak"
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Wed January 05, 2022
(London Free Press)
 
 
 
Traffic is shiat on Lakeshore Road in Plympton-Wyoming Township
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Tue January 04, 2022
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Like all articles headlined with a question ... you are paying more and getting less with new menu options
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Mon January 03, 2022
(Sky News (Australia))
 
 
 
Putin tells Biden that sanctions will be viewed as an "act of war", sounds like someone's spoiling for a fight
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(The Week)
 
 
 
Fifteen television series to watch in 2022 because dammit, we need something to push us forward
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Thu December 30, 2021
(The Week)
 
 
 
The BBC apologizes for booking Jeffrey Epstein's former lawyer, and fellow child rapist Alan Dershowitz as the "impartial legal analyst" commenting on the Ghislaine Maxwell verdict. Those responsible for the fault, have been sacked
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Tue December 28, 2021
(IMDB)
 
 
 
Nichelle Nichols have kept hailing frequencies open for 89 years today
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Mon December 27, 2021
(The Week)
 
 
 
Yes, Putin totally isn't a threat
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Sun December 26, 2021
(The Week)
 
 
 
One in sixty people in Manhattan were infected with Covid last week
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Sat December 25, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Here's a tip. Customers hate tipping before they're served
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Fri December 24, 2021
(The Week)
 
 
 
The Greatest Generation was sort of meh
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Thu December 23, 2021
(NHK World (Japan))
 
 
 
Yahoo Japan reveals results of ML-powered comment moderation on news articles, meant to zap unpleasant and off-topic comments. Out of all posts removed, 71% were automatically deleted by AI, while 22% were deleted by humans
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Wed December 22, 2021
(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
Don't hook now, but it was a red sweater day that knit the ground running in Yamanobe that has quite the yarn about it
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Mon December 20, 2021
(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
Live Free or Krill
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Fri December 17, 2021
(Driving (Canada))
 
 
 
Dildo man gets going too quickly, fails to pull out
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Fri December 10, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Time to revisit that timeless debate; who makes the best deep dish pizza in *adjusts glasses* Seattle
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Atom Laser has particles acting like waves, which brings us back to the first letter. Tag is for the conditions
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Wed December 08, 2021
(Orlando Weekly)
 
 
 
Florida man gets new couch. Is it a recliner? No, constrictor. Wait, what?
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Tue December 07, 2021
(The Week)
 
 
 
Why does Trump's bullshiat endure?
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Mon November 29, 2021
(Edmonton Journal)
 
 
 
Gimme a large fentanyl pizza with extra meth
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(GQ)
 
 
 
"Kanye West can't stop wearing his Balenciaga Crocs". GQ can't stop reporting on Kanye West. Subby can't stop submitting stupid articles to Fark. It's the circle of life
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(The Week)
 
 
 
Swiss voters uphold Covid restrictions as they don't want to be as ignorant as the US
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(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
Probably got trapped in the headlight section
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Sat November 27, 2021
(Detroit Metro Times)
 
 
 
Michigan Republican who said concern about COVID-19 is a "hullabaloo" and compared fighting the pandemic to Nazism ... has been on a ventilator since the beginning of the month
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Thu November 25, 2021
(Vice)
 
 
 
Whoever coined the phrase "There's no such thing as bad publicity" probably wasn't very knowledgeable of the Taliban
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Wed November 17, 2021
(Winnipeg Sun)
 
 
 
Well of course it didn't
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Tue November 16, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Russia: Don't mind these troops we're massing on the Ukraine border. USA: No worries, and don't mind this 160,000lbs of ammo we just shipped to Ukraine
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Fri November 12, 2021
(WTAE)
 
 
 
Take your own dick pics
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(WTAE)
 
 
 
Vehicle crashes into cemetery in Pittsburgh. Hundreds dead at the scene
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Wed November 10, 2021
(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
Ultra-rare, delicious, cotton candy lobster caught off Maine coast
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Tue November 09, 2021
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Twitter attempts to catch up to TotalFark, is still Twitter
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(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
And THIS is why neutral particles never get invited to all the cool plasma blob parties
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Mon November 08, 2021
(24/7 Wall Street)
 
 
 
"Celebs you didn't know were related". Ok, I knew a few but... Redfoo is Berry Gordon's son? REALLY?
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Fri November 05, 2021
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
People kept changing their minds. Alliances formed, frayed, and dissolved. Inter-alliance coalitions snapped in and out of existence like virtual particles in an MSNBC thread at 7pm ET
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Thu November 04, 2021
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Cue up "Sob Rock" and get excited about doing laundry again, because now your clothes can smell like John Mayer. Ewwww
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(The Week)
 
 
 
750,000
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Wed November 03, 2021
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Ten propaganda outlets responsible for 70% of climate lies on Facebook
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(The Week)
 
 
 
Humanity could do great things, but we're all just kind of assholes
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Mon November 01, 2021
(The Week)
 
 
 
Whose responsibility is it to save the GOP?
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Thu October 28, 2021
(IMDB)
 
 
 
While he's no longer saving the universe, Andy Richter is 55 today
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Wed October 27, 2021
(Victoria Times Colonist)
 
 
 
Google plans to give up some of their advertising revenue to news outlets. However, they will earn an increase in ad revenue from all my skeptical online searching to verify they are actually giving up advertising revenue
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Tue October 26, 2021
(The Week)
 
 
 
The emoji had that look in her eyes again -- the one that meant the local hospital was gonna need to run a new blood donations drive soon
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Sun October 24, 2021
(The Week)
 
 
 
The largest, tallest single-track roller coaster is heading to California, a place where there are never any earthquakes or other natural disasters
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Wed October 20, 2021
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Brian Laundrie's articles found, may be definite or indefinite. Link goes to a riveting WFLA live-feed of some trees
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Sat October 16, 2021
(Straits Times)
 
 
 
The use of ivermectin to treat Covid has been endorsed by Truth Warriors, whom you can surely trust to only post the truth because they have the truth warrior mentality
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Thu October 14, 2021
(Engadget)
 
 
 
China finally finds a way to unsubscribe from LinkedIn emails
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
LinkedIn to UnLink China
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Wed October 13, 2021
(WTAE)
 
 
 
This car chase is dildoes
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Tue October 12, 2021
(The Week)
 
 
 
Over 85% of the global population has been affected by climate change
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Mon October 11, 2021
(WTAE)
 
 
 
Steelers and local authorities would like fans to remember there is no smoking in the stadium, and no dumping ashes, either
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(MSN)
 
 
 
The preprint study hyped by anti-vaxxers showing the dangers of vaccines, looks like they made a tiny math error. The authors initially said that the number of vaccines delivered was 32,379 - when it was actually 854,930
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Thu October 07, 2021
(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
Jake Gyllenhaal says filming sex scenes with Jennifer Aniston was "torture" because he couldn't stop getting a boner. Weeners tag seen side-eying obvious tag
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Wed October 06, 2021
(Fox 16 Little Rock)
 
 
 
Best jail guard ever
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Mon October 04, 2021
(The Week)
 
 
 
'The argument here implies an astounding and belligerent stupidity in the Republican base.' Hey, if the shoe fits, Cinderella
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(NPR)
 
 
 
"Seinfeld" may have trouble connecting with modern audiences as it debuts on Netflix, because it was written back when we still had a sense of humor, and people weren't paid by the click to write 3,000-word articles using the word "problematic" a lot
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Fri October 01, 2021
(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
There's drunk, there's falling down drunk, then there's joining up with the search party looking for you drunk
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Wed September 29, 2021
(The Week)
 
 
 
Great job, GQP, ivermectin use is threatening livestock
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Tue September 28, 2021
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Did anyone really think there wouldn't be a fake report about the fake audit concerning the fake election fraud?
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Wed September 22, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
GQP lawmakers file articles of impeachment against Biden for reasons that are totes legit and not at all a cheap political stunt. TOTES LEGIT I SAY
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(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
Make-A-Wish granted: 7-year-old girl surprised at her school by a limo that took her to meet her new bestest friend
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Tue September 21, 2021
(Fanned Yule Log)
 
 
 
After 5 different RBs on their roster have appeared on the injury report after only two games, 49ers sign former XFL star He Hate Me. Most of the foregoing is true
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(NPR)
 
 
 
The media's obsession with white girl Gabrielle Petito's disappearance looks to some Native Americans like racism, in much the same way that some of the demonstrators gathered in Charlottesville back in '17 looked to outside observers like Nazis
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
In 68 seconds on the House floor, MTG hits all the highlights: introducing articles of impeachment against Biden, accusing him of treason, saying our country is being invaded, and claiming God will abandon us if we codify Roe v Wade
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Mon September 20, 2021
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
The music of the spheres may be just a prelude to the orchestra of the nanoparticles
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