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Wed March 03, 2021
(NBC 2 Fort Myers)
 
 
 
Florida Man blows through barricaded crash scene in BMW, nearly hitting six deputies. When pulled over, exits vehicle dressed in a sock, boxers, undershirt, explaining his rush: "I was going to the Ritz Carlton. I have business to do"
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Mon March 01, 2021
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
"During questioning, detectives said Pearson admitted to stabbing the man because the victim threw rocks at him"
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Tue February 23, 2021
(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Unexpected hazard of a snow storm in Texas: getting arrested for walking home from work while Black
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Thu February 18, 2021
(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
Today in headlines you thought you'd never read: If you're going to perform an unlicensed C-section on a French Bulldog, you might want to keep the video off TikTok
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Tue February 16, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Lawyer whose pants once caught fire in court was busted for cocaine possession after traffic stop
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Mon February 15, 2021
(WCJB Gainesville)
 
 
 
Protip: Never change the channel on Florida Man's TV
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Sat February 06, 2021
(First Coast News)
 
 
 
♫ A month after Christmas, Animal Services had to free: eight dogs a-wilting, seven cats a-slimming, six donkeys braying, one riiiiing-taaaailed lemur, four trampling horses, three wretched minis, too much feces, and an alpaca standing in pee. ♫
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Thu February 04, 2021
(Fox 5 Las Vegas)
 
 
 
Nevada woman to Florida woman: Challenge Accepted
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Sun January 31, 2021
(WINK Fort Myers)
 
 
 
ProTip: It's best to social distance yourself from Florida Man .... even long after the Coronavirus is gone
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Thu January 28, 2021
(KTNV Las Vegas)
 
 
 
Hey, I don't know you, and this is crazy, but here's my number, so text me if you want your panties back ♡, maybe? Bonus: Deviant-eyed-deviant mugshot trifecta complete
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Wed January 27, 2021
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Once upon a time, a witch married a man whose parents were siblings, adopted three children, and imprisoned them
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Tue January 26, 2021
(Tampa Bay Times)
 
 
 
Florida fire department captain gets Paramedic of the Year to help him steal coronavirus vaccine for his mom
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Wed January 20, 2021
(Hard Boiled News)
 
 
 
One could argue that a guy posing as a cop and getting busted for stealing a donut was just really getting into the part. His pal who tried hide from officers in a giant pile of manure, on the other hand, was just dialing it in
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Sat January 09, 2021
(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Hannibal Lectern turns out to be Florida Man
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Tue January 05, 2021
(Some Anne)
 
 
 
Newly elected conservative attention seeker Lauren Boebert has a husband who did that thing with his thing Republicans are always accusing Democrats of
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Apparently, you can't stomp on the roof of a police SUV while screaming "I am the b--ch beast" and post the video to Instagram without getting arrested. Who knew?
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Tue December 29, 2020
(8 News Now)
 
 
 
"According to the arrest report, the [deceased's] business was a clothing store, recording studio, and an illegal marijuana dispensary." Well, +1 for entrepreneurship, anyway
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Wed December 02, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
♪ When you slug a Disney star, makes no difference who you are. Anything security desires, will come to you
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Thu November 26, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
After cops ask him to leave Walmart because he won't wear a mask, Ohio man figures the one thing that would make the situation better would be to put on his brass knuckles
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