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Sat August 13, 2022
(Lincoln Journal Star)
 
 
 
That's a nice floating playground you have there. It would be a shame if something happened to it
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Not to alarm you or anything but apparently Europe is slowly turning into a Mad Max-like post-apocalyptic desert
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
If you think the only bad thing that happened to Trump this week was the FBI raid then you haven't been paying attention
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
What's your favorite peculiar or unusual type of music, something that's way out of the ordinary? (link goes to a cappella heavy metal.)
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(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
Cops in rich Boston 'burb discover the IT guy who's been running their department web site for free for the last 20 years apparently no longer works for the town. Whoopsie
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(CNN)
 
 
 
I wonder why this is happening to the FBI
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Fri August 12, 2022
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas, especially the water (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
How unhinged has Starbucks' union-busting gotten? They're now wrongly accusing South Carolina Starbucks workers of kidnapping their manager
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(MacRumors)
 
 
 
Remember when Apple was lauded for taking action to stop privacy intrusive apps? Here's a fun fact: they only did that after their attempts to extort money from Facebook failed
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(WWE)
 
 
 
Tonight on Figure Four Friday: Liv & Shayna sign a contract, Raquel & Aliyah face Shotzi & Xia & Gunther & Shinsuke for the IC. title. Then on Rampage: A dragon speaks & a giant redbeard appears. It all starts at 8 PM ET on FOX, then 10 PM on TNT
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Bank robber in Rome caught when tunnel he was digging collapses. Apparently his ancestors never passed on all that helpful information about the arch
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
SpaceX Starlink launch tonight at 5:30 PM EST. No its not a repeat and apparently with all the craziness this week we almost missed one
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(International Ice Hockey)
 
 
 
Day 4 of the 2022 IIHF World Juniors. As some of you may recall, the tournament was rescheduled from last December due to a COVID outbreak among the teams. Don't worry, 2023 is still happening next December. Anyway, AUT/SWE @ 2pm ET & SVK/LAT @ 4pmET
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Lindsey Graham may not want to skip that GA court appearance as he has a whole mess of 'splainin to do
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(Epic Games)
 
 
 
As inevitable as spending at least a hour doing character creation it's the Friday Fark Gaming Thread. LGT Cook, Serve, Delicious 3 @ Epic. What have you been playing? Side note: favourite old school games? (DOS Apple II C64 Amiga Spectrum NES etc)?
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Of registered voters polled: 49% approve of Mar-a-Lardo raid; 39% are in a cult; and 13% don't know what room they're in or where their pants went
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Fifteen Marvel characters who need to appear in the MCU
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
It's just like any other love story: Two recovering drug addicts meet; they fall in love; they move into a sewer; they live happily ev--wait, back up one
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Thu August 11, 2022
(AL.com)
 
 
 
When AL Governor Kay Ivey goes missing, makes no appearances, rumors about the 77-year-old are bound to fly. Releasing statement that she's "healthy and cancer-free" doesn't do much to mitigate them
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(Pew Research)
 
 
 
Pew research finds that American teenagers use YouTube far more than any other website or social media app and are on it 'constantly'. So yeah, we are DOOMED as a society
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Merrick Garland to make a statement at 2:30 PM ET - running late apparently. I'm sure it's probably nothing
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
New satellite images expose Putin's huge lie about what happened at the Russian airbase in Crimea
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
GOP grappling with what to do now that they've caught the car and it turns out people really don't like them chewing on the tires
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
BBC confirms scrapping legendary radio segment of football "classified results" -- a plummy British voice reading final scores for every single game in the land -- because it took far too long and that shiat belongs on a website
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(The Bulwark)
 
 
 
The Bulwark apparently hasn't listened to AM radio for the last 30 years
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Judge who approved FBI search of Mar-a-lago once left job as a federal prosecutor to defend people linked to Jeffrey Epstein. This means something
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Happy Holidays. Love, the USPS
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(Pensacola News Journal)
 
 
 
School staff remove a teacher's "age-inappropriate" posters from the classroom. Florida: Posters of MLK, Colin Powell, Harriett Tubman, and George Washington Carver. Bonus: Removed a picture of Obama from his desk as well
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Massive solar storm causes STEVE to reappear over North America. We didn't even know he left
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(The Moscow Times)
 
 
 
Vatnik tourists go on holiday at military base in territory seized from other country during hot war, won't believe what happens next
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(Pix11)
 
 
 
Happy 90th, LEGO. Thanks for showing how things manufactured generations apart can still play well and be compatible with each other
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Taxing cannabis operations in unincorporated areas that have not yet even been approved, let alone permitted seems like a fine way to guarantee that black market sales will continue to thrive
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Wed August 10, 2022
(Twitter)
 
 
 
It appears that the average republican is taking the Mar-a-Lago search in stride
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Google, which has launched 13 messaging apps in 11 years, claims it's "time for Apple to fix texting." Fark: Google's head of messaging quit last month
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Why don't you tell my man Garland here where you got the shiat hid. We happy? Garland? We happy? "Oh yeah. We happy"
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(Axios)
 
 
 
AppLovin bids $17.5B to acquire game dev company Unity. In other news some company called AppLovin somehow has $17.5B to bid on Unity
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(Media Matters)
 
 
 
Hey, remember all those stories about how Fox News was turning on Trump? Yeah, their coverage of the FBI raid on Mar-a-Lago should pretty much show that's not happening
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Suddenly, Mercedes and BMWs are showing up at IHOP and Applebees
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Tue August 09, 2022
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Static fire of SpaceX super heavy booster 7 at approx 6:20 PM EST. Short notice and possible explosions of the non political type
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(Variety)
 
 
 
Kenan Thompson named as host of this year's Emmy Awards. No word of any appearance by Lindsey Buckingham
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Mike Pompeo scheduled to appear in front of January 6 committee today, lie
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(MovieWeb)
 
 
 
So if you happen to be a big mouthed yellow pill popper chasing ghosts, subby has the role of your lifetime
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(Inside the Magic)
 
 
 
Fark's mascot apparently smokes and likes to crash shows at Disney World
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
More bad news for TFG: his real estate appraiser handed over nearly 36,000 documents to the New York AG yesterday
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
That safe that TFG has been ranting about nonstop since yesterday? It was a highly sophisticated biometric lock model, with all the security trappings you'd expect a former President to use. You know, the kind of safe you'd find in a Motel 6 room
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Apparently the most terrifying thing on the set of a Stephen King movie was the behavior of its star, Ezra Miller
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Here's why every start-up should have a celebration manager, because apparently you need someone to manage silly hat day
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(MacRumors)
 
 
 
Apple: What do you mean we have to follow local laws?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Day 167 of WW3: Ukraine warns of bad shiat if anything happens to Orc-occupied nuclear power plant. Orcs suspend START inspections. US says $1 billion in more UKR aid, sent undisclosed anti-radar missiles. It's your Tuesday Ukraine war discussion
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(Florida Politics)
 
 
 
After today's Trump turmoil, what would happen if DeathSantis loses re-election?
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
Raleigh Approach: "We've still got you on track, but did you need something else?" Pilot: "No, the dude literally jumped out the back of the plane without a parachute." *Seven seconds of total silence*
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
In case you haven't heard, meth is legal now. Florida cops apparently haven't heard
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Multiple fatality lightning strikes like the one that killed those D.C. tourists are very, very rare -- but then again, most lightning strikes don't happen in the immediate vicinity of Dark Brandon
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Mon August 08, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Want to be happier? Get rid of your car
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
99% of Netflix users haven't tried its games yet. In other news, Netflix has games
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Sun... I am disappoint
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Marjorie Traitor Greene can't even anymore about J6, says she was very upset when it happened thinking "this is Antifa" and no one can convince her it was Trump supporters (w/video)
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(Comic Book Movie)
 
 
 
Thor: Love and Thunder is such a critical and fan disappointment that it has passed Thor: Ragnarok at the domestic box office
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Happy Arting, Fark Artists. This is your weekly Fark Art thread
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(Amazon)
 
 
 
A woman has been complaining about "inappropriate" (aka, anything non-MAGA) books in our neighborhood free library boxes and asking people to donate "wholesome" stories. Looking for suggestions to stir things up a bit. Link goes to one choice
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Colonial Williamsburg, VA, is dedicated to preserving the history and telling the story of some of the earliest American settlers. Unless those people happened to be Black, of course, in which case they literally paved it over. For a parking lot
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Sun August 07, 2022
(Retraction Watch)
 
 
 
UCLA veteran researcher faked data in 11 grant applications, but only 3 were approved for a paltry $58.7 million. There's no money to be made in research
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Covid lockdown sees 80,000 tourists trapped in China's version of Hawaii
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(CBC)
 
 
 
74-year-old woman goes out to pick mushrooms in Saskatchewan. What's the worst that could happen?
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Apparently the Michigan state police think people are paying $100 a gram for cocaine, bless their hearts
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Wait... since when has Appalachia ever had a future?
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Sat August 06, 2022
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Apparently there are still people with money to invest that did not realize that Jim Cramer has been the best known contra-indicator of the stock market for decades
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(Redfin)
 
 
 
This home has the curb appeal of an outdoor racquetball court, and the coziness of that 1984 Apple Computer commercial. Bonus: It's currently on the market for $10 million
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(9 to 5 Mac)
 
 
 
Apple lets you do nothing faster than ever
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(Polygon)
 
 
 
Why did Prey go straight to Hulu instead of getting a theatrical release? Because under a pre-Disney contract, it then would have to stream on competitor HBO Max instead. Mickey be kneecapping WBD CEO Zaslav
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Fri August 05, 2022
(Nikkei Asia Review)
 
 
 
Oh, look...Apple is kissing China's ass again. Must be a day ending in -y
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(CBC)
 
 
 
After near extinction, Cheetahs are making a remarkable comeback. Chester seen doing a happy dance
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(Daily Boulder)
 
 
 
As predicted, Fox News never disappoints
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(VT Digger)
 
 
 
With the start of Vermont's healthcare regulatory season approaching, Governor Phil Scott decides to C) Not fill the chair of the regulatory board
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
A pharmacist who refused to fill orders for 'morning after pill' citing religious objection is well within his rights, according to a jury. I wonder what would happen if I didn't do my job, and hid behind religion?
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
The front-runner for the GOP nomination in the Minnesota Secretary of State's race is apparently unfamiliar with the Voting Rights Act of 1965 as she's questioned whether the disabled and non-English speakers should be allowed to vote
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(WDBO Orlando)
 
 
 
Delta airlines flight narrowly misses drone - "8 feet from windshield" - on approach to Orlando International Airport. Florida man wanted for questioning. ATC audio attached
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
We understand what you had planned goes by another name Where bluebirds sing and church bells ring, well isn't that a shame Your application sadly was denied But let's be clear, we love you here, you're on the other side of the 7 PM ET MSNBC thread
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
'Happy 10-year landiversary' to Mars Curiosity rover which was only supposed to last for 2-years
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(Fox 26 Houston)
 
 
 
Defendant: White, blond, mildly attractive. Judge: 60 day sentence for raping a child seems appropriate
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Russia is great at kidnapping children
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Today in "Things that definitely happened"
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(MSN)
 
 
 
With School set to start next week, Nevada still has a few teaching positions left to fill...like 3,000. It appears that low pay and turning the profession into a political punching bag have turned people off from choosing that career. Whodathunk?
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Apparently despot Vladimir Putin has seen the movie 'The Dirty Dozen' and is now recruiting lags from Russian jails to fight on the frontlines
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(Mational Day Calendar)
 
 
 
**** IT'S HAPPENiNG ****
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Thu August 04, 2022
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Hungry whale swims upriver towards Paris, is apparently tired of English Channel food
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(Democracy Docket)
 
 
 
So what DOES happens when a county refuses to certify ballots cast?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Alex Jones ordered to pay approximately 5 days worth of shiatty prepper food sales
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Ex-Federal Reserve official says a full-blown recession is almost certainly going to happen, or might happen, or could already have happened, or might not happen or something
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Mistakes 1-5: Using dating apps
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Reminder: "Human Resources" is there to protect the company, not the employees. This is true even if a) HR is called the "People Group" instead, and b) the company in question is Apple
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
We already know the GOP wants to get rid of gay marriage and birth control, but apparently no-fault divorce is also in their sights
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(WDRB Louisville)
 
 
 
Maybe something's gonna happen after all: Breonna Taylor edition
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The bacon war has begun. What about bacon? I have not even heard that a skirmish has happened just quite yet. But bacon is the last right they will take from me
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(Thrillist)
 
 
 
Red Lobster is giving away a year of free food to a lucky winner. Unfortunately, it's their food
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(MSN)
 
 
 
VA Gov. Youngkin appoints to the Virginia Board of Historic Resources "a historian who defends Confederate statues and asserts that slavery was not the primary cause of the Civil War",:...and she's gone
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Wed August 03, 2022
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Google Meet meets Duo Meet, with Meet in Duo but Duo isn't going into Meet. The Aristocrats
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Today's Salonsplanation: Ain't nothin' gonna happen
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"The Kansas abortion vote should never have happened"
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Robinhood cutting a quarter of its workforce on news that between crypto and NFT "investors," real estate speculators, gold hoarders, and payday lenders there just aren't that many financially illiterate Americans left to grift anymore
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(Tampa Bay Times)
 
 
 
Happy birthday to Tom Brady, the pride of San Mateo and Tampa Bay
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(PV Magazine)
 
Hero
 
The world could be running on 1TW of solar this year. It's happening. I can't believe it's actually happening
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Convicted Felon Dinesh D'Souza asks the obvious question: "If the Chinese shoot down Pelosi's plane, is it appropriate to cheer or immediately demand World War 3?" See, it's funny, because he's a bitter caricature of what a Christian should be
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Scroll down a bit and check out "Stafford Road man" from Saxon age Britain (approx 500 AD). Behold that, despite his appearance, he lived approximately 1,450 years before the invention of the electric bass, which you now totally picture him playing
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(The Advocate)
 
 
 
HIV is no longer a barrier to organ donation* *some restrictions apply
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Tue August 02, 2022
(CBS 58 Milwaukee)
 
 
 
Showing that signature "loyalty" for which he's famed, Trump endorses the primary opponent of GOP WI House Speaker Robin Vos, who spent millions and risked jail time for contempt "investigating" the results of the 2020 election in WI to appease Trump
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Twitter subpoenaed a bunch of Elon Musk's billionaire Silicon Valley friends ahead of the upcoming trial over the botched sale of the company. Apparently to humiliate and annoy Musk
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(Racer.com)
 
 
 
Race team: "We're happy that you'll be returning for us next year." Driver: "The hell I am." Not a repeat from three weeks ago
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
A bunch of cool stuff is happening in space in August, unlike most months, when several galaxies are usually closed for maintenance
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Too hot for culvert bear traps. Guess we'll have to switch to those leg hold trap thing, I'm sure the bears will appreciate it
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Recently released convict 'Pharma Bro' Martin Shkreli now using Google Docs to find women who f*ck on the first date. And apparently he's getting offers
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(France 24)
 
 
 
Al-Qaeda now facing a succession quandary after Zawahiri killing. Apparently finding a new willing No.1 is difficult since there's a huge shortage of experienced No.2s
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
New extinct panda species discovered in Europe. China is not happy because everybody knows pandas have only ever existed there despite the fossil records showing otherwise
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(Axios)
 
 
 
We have not built for the climate, which is what happens when you build cities on rock and roll
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Biden's strike killing Al-Zawahiri was a bigger deal than you think because it happened in Afghanistan. Which proves the Taliban was still sheltering Al-Queda. Which also proves America's 20 years there were even more pointless than we thought
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Subby schadenfreude boner is approaching the moon. Tag is for everyone connected to Infowars
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Senate GOP gets beat up so bad over voting against veterans benefits that they'll vote for it this week and pretend nothing happened
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
The TikkityToks want a music streaming service
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
And you thought your PC was crappy
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Sappy: check. Sentimental: check. Feel-good classic: double-check. Let's enjoy Sir Paul McCartney dishing out the treacle
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(Politico)
 
 
 
DHS IG busted covering up the Secret Service coup complicity is very unhappy that you noticed
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Mon August 01, 2022
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Son, I am disappoint
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Are we in a recession right now? Short answer: Yes with a but. Long answer: No with a longer explanation about why economists these days, like weather forecasters, have no idea what's happening
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Do not taunt Happy Fun Orb
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(7 News Australia)
 
 
 
That's a nice "Free fruit for kids" display you have in the supermarket's produce section. It would be a shame if some adults kept eating from it. In fact, where doesn't this happen?
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(My Modern Metropolis)
 
 
 
Photoshop this happy-looking long, wet, pink thing
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Hogan disgusted by 9/11 lie. If anyone should know what happened that day, it's the man who took a steel chair to the WTC
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Sun July 31, 2022
(Slate)
 
 
 
You know how the popular convention is that lottery winners end up being miserable people who blow their fortunes and ruin their lives? Yeah, it's a myth invented by jealous non-winner. Most of them do just fine, and are far happier than you
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(CNN)
 
 
 
'Jello Skin' is apparently a desirable look now. Subby's quite happy with his bacon fat and bourbon skin, thankyouverymuch
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Woman "wasn't prepared for the price" after ordering food that probably had the price right next to it when she ordered
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Amazon: We hire ex-felons. We're happy to. Because they will help us bust unions
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
I'll take "This Didn't Happen" for $2000
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Sat July 30, 2022
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
"I knew the Democratic Party was not for me at the age of 12. Even as a child, I believed in relentless freedom and American exceptionalism. That's what drew me to the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party." You can imagine what happens next
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Someone in Illinois is having a terrible day so far as they just woke up to a massive tax bill that appeared overnight
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Fri July 29, 2022
(Montana Standard)
 
 
 
Well, that'll chap your ass: judge blocks applying sunscreen to Butte
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Tim Hortons: Sorry we lost your private data Canada. Have a free coffee and doughnut on us
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
In 2022, it's nice to know there are still moments of true beauty happening
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Apparently, it has to be said that Vanilla Ice did not agree to be part of gun nut Mark McCloskey's campaign
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(Metro)
 
 
 
NASCAR-level pileup happens at Tour de France Femmes
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(Buffalo News)
 
 
 
Happy birthday, Wil Wheaton. Along with Tolstoy-length documentary guy, jerkass from How I Met Your Mother guy, and the Virgin Connie Swail
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Apparently Mad Max has resurfaced in Queensland Australia
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(National Today)
 
 
 
It's System Administrator Appreciation Day. YOU'RE WELCOME
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(Fortune)
 
 
 
You may want to sit down for this shocker: it appears the CDC's reduction in covid quarantine length to 5 days at the behest of big business may, possibly, perhaps, not be supported by the evidence
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Apparently the key to getting out of homework is to complain to the media about it
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
It's happening here
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Thu July 28, 2022
(The Verge)
 
 
 
App stores under fire for carrying scammy crypto apps. Wait, that's redundant
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
In the latest argument against lifetime tenure, a Reagan-appointed federal judge tells a female prosecutor that "it was much simpler in the old days...when we didn't let girls do this" and tried to ban her for life from his court
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Every wonder what happens if a truck carrying oxygen tanks catches fire? This
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(NPR)
 
 
 
After two decades of planning, an Amelia Earhart statue joins the U.S. Capitol's Statuary Hall. Would have happened sooner, but it kept getting lost in transit
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Kyler Murray is not happy that he has to do his homework before dinner
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(MSN)
 
 
 
8th Circuit denies Gov Kristi Noem appeal of the Biden Administration's denial of her permit to shoot off fireworks at Mount Rushmore as part of the state's 2021 4th of July celebration, citing the legal technicality that this is now July 28th 2022
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(ITV)
 
 
 
Artist appeals to public for return of painting covered in blood and spit, says if you didn't like his administration, there are more mature ways to express it
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(Twitter)
 
Hero
 
Jon Stewart is not happy about the Republicans blocking the PACT Act passage with very NSFW language
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Turns out, Rupert Murdoch had a side piece all along, apparently. Who knew?
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Research suggests that Trump appeals to men suffering from "fragile masculinity." Ya think?
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(MLB Trade Rumors)
 
 
 
After 15/$440MM extension got rejected, Washington Nationals GM announces he would happily include superstar Juan Soto in trade, but will not "dilute a return" by attaching overpaid toxic Patrick Corbin contract to transaction
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Apparently competitive tree-hugging is alive and well in Scotland
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Wed July 27, 2022
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Apparently climate activists in NYC are sticking lentils in SUV tire valves. Must also be vegans
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(National Today)
 
 
 
Happy Gary Gygax Day! We are happy to see you Roll 3d6 in order (Str, Int, Wis, Dex, Con, Cha) and figure out your D&D character
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(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Claire must be a fan of this channel or this experiment would have never happened
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
You've heard of 5G home internet. Well, it appears that Verizon and T-Mobile are selling an illusion
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(YouTube)
 
Hero
 
As midnight approaches, passes, and the wee hours of the night drag on, one man is there to provide comfort and nourishment to drunks, night owls, and other citizens of the dark. That man is Ramen Stall Guy. This is his story
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Shocking footage appears to confirm that McDonald's serves... wait this can't be true.. serves actual food for breakfast?
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(Euractiv)
 
 
 
Some Ukrainians apparently don't want to join the EU, would much rather join the circus as a petition to make Bojo the PM of Ukraine does the rounds
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Instagram exec: We are just as awful as we always have been. WTF is your problem?
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Hyundai fined $19.2 million by the CFPB for ruining people's credit by sending false information about their payment histories to credit reporting agencies. How often did this happen? Well the fine works out to about $2 per instance
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(KPBS San Diego)
 
 
 
She downloaded the Robinhood app and got involved in Crypto.... Aaaaand it's gone
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(WXYZ Detroit)
 
 
 
Police chief admits that "it just doesn't look good" after photos snapped by a boy scout troop while touring the department's shooting range showed only Black men as targets
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(National Today)
 
 
 
It's Chicken Finger Day, because apparently chickens have fingers
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Bebe, a special needs dog, has spent over a year at The Animal Pad after being abandoned. She would love a forever home, but sadly there haven't been any adoption applications yet. Please welcome her & the folks at TAP to Woofday Wetnose Wednesday
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(The New Republic)
 
 
 
How to save Democracy: 1) Win the House, and have a 52-48 advantage in the Senate, 2) Hope a conservative Supreme Court justice dies, 3) Hope it happens before Moore vs. Harper
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(Futurism)
 
 
 
Tesla, apparently jealous of BMW's recent terrible subscription fees press coverage, decides to artificially hobble the driving range on a used 2013 model S until the owner pays them several thousand dollars
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(Brand Eating)
 
 
 
Wienerschnitzel BBQ Luau summer menu features wieners, no leis, no spam, no pupu platter, but a plethora of pineapple
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Alex Jones trial update: "There are three types of people who deny that it happened and harass the victims' families: The mentally ill, those with incomplete and wrong information, and assholes like Jones who want power and money"
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Columnist sounds disappointed, TBH
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Tue July 26, 2022
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Dating app for anti-vaxxers turns out to lack protection
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(MSN)
 
 
 
It's not *not* happening
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Uvalde Robb Elementary School principal suspended for her failures in deadly school shooting. Welp, move along folks, we got her, justice has been served, everything's wrapped up, we're all good now
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(Screen Rant)
 
 
 
Does this mean that Alligator Loki could become a new companion for Doctor Who? I'd TOTALLY watch that if it happened
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(KTUL Tulsa)
 
 
 
Polish institute classifies cats as alien invasive species. Natives of planet Melmac approve
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Why do networks air the Emmys, which their crappy shows never win any awards on? Just a guess, but maybe the answer is in the kind of "It worked in 1970 when I started out at the network" decision-making that leads to their crappy shows
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(E&T Magazine)
 
 
 
Remember that internal combustion engine with zero emissions? Pepperidge Farm remembers. Whatever happened to that?
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(IMDB)
 
 
 
Happy 77th to Dame Helen Mirren. Think about it - Helen Mirren and Mick Jagger share the same birthdate. This means something
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
The long-running Aussie soap opera Neighbours is ending on Friday. Crikey. Here's the preview. What will happen with Kylie Minogue and Jason Donovan?
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(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
Everyone on the planet has owned a copy of Appetite For Destruction at some point. Well, everyone except for Slash
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
The Buffalo News would like to wish a very special Happy Birthday to...oh no
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(Sad and Useless)
 
 
 
The purrfect kitchen gadget for the Fark community - the Cat Butt Cookie Cutter. Purrruse the D'awww tab with appropriate snackage
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Happy 79th Mick Jagger. Sure, it's only rock n roll, but clearly he still likes it
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(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
In a surprise move, Bob from Twin Peaks testifies in his kidnapping and rape trial
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Mon July 25, 2022
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Scientists take credit for what happens naturally when you visit a robot brothel in Tijuana
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Respectable institute would appreciate it if the media would stop their Biden-bashing malarkey
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
The latest in augmented reality augments reality with different reality, showing you how far you'd have walked along the scenic Appalachian Trail if you weren't just shuffling through your usual dystopian hellscape
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(The Register)
 
 
 
It appears that there is only one SQL Server cloud database in all of western Europe, and last week it went down hard
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Remember how after the Dobbs decision leaked, we were assured that the nefarious liberal traitor who dared sully the integrity of the Supreme Court would be unmasked and justice would be swiftly served? What ever happened with that? Oh. Oh dear
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Wake up, scientists have some terrible news for you people who love napping
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Happy Monday, Creative Farkers. This is your weekly Arting Thread
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(Futurism)
 
 
 
His Noodly Appendage has been withdrawn
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(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
"Deputies say when the man tried to get on the base, he claimed to be warning the government about a fight happening between Chinese dragons and US aliens"
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Flint knapping a hand axe using the techniques of pre-historic man demonstrated in real time by archaeologist and pre-historic looking man Phil Harding. It only took him around 20 minutes, so you could call this a power knap
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(ZDNet)
 
 
 
Apple politely explains why you shouldn't use a phone case. Improving sales numbers suspiciously absent from TFA
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Alex Jones to face jury of his peers for first time on Monday. This article brought to you by Yahoo Sports so betting lines can be set on whether he appears or not
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(Honolulu Star Advertiser)
 
 
 
Seal of Disapproval
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Police have released a photo of the murder suspect. So, if you see this man with what appears to be a slightly faded white iStock tattoo across his face, you are asked to contact police immediately
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Sun July 24, 2022
(Twitter)
 
 
 
In the wake of all the problems Brexit is currently causing, a reminder of the asshats who made it happen
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Desperate times call for desperate measures: mystery shopping
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(Jayski's Silly Season Site)
 
 
 
It's gonna be hot. It may rain. No surprise, Pocono's most recent owner Denny Hamlin is on the pole at the M&Ms Fan Appreciation 400, live at 3 PM ET on USA
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Audiences said "Eh, I guess" to Nope, which debuts at #1 with $44.5 million. Thor: Love and Thunder slides to #2 with $21 million, Minions: Rise of Gru #3 with $16 million as Paws of Fury continues its disappointing run at #7 with $3.8 million
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(Formula 1)
 
 
 
My eyes, my eyes, Circuit Paul Richard is tough to look at. Leclerc has the pole with Verstappen alongside. The weekend is hot and dry with track limits being a likely issue. This is your Formula 1 French Grand Prix at 9am EDT on ESPN
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(Axios)
 
 
 
"It is an incredibly exciting time to be in the _______ business." And finally, a use for Tofu
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(KSDK St. Louis)
 
 
 
Marco ..... *SPOOOSH* ..... polo
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Sat July 23, 2022
(Big E Radio)
 
 
 
Noise Factor dips into the archives this week as your host was sick. Fret not, go back to Metal Show Part 4 with Strapping Young Lad, Hellyeah, Pantera, Slayer, Yoth Iria, and more. Start time, 10:30 pm ET
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Apparently being older than 13 now means you look like a thumb, according to Dr. Sextrafficker Q. Science over here
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Let's see what happens when the far right takes over running a county
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(WBUR Boston)
 
 
 
Happy houah could become legal again in Bahston. Sam, Diane, Cliff, Norm, and Carla impressed
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(Grunge)
 
 
 
So what would happen if Lake Mead dries up forever? It wouldn't be pretty
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Fri July 22, 2022
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
The FHF MSNBC thread at 7pm Eastern was political, and made decisions by compromise. And it happened all the time that the compromise between two perfectly rational alternatives was something that made no sense at all
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
After these crappy numbers, that's not pins dropping you're hearing at Verizon, it's heads rolling
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Doctor Who approves of this new Star Wars droid. Live long and prosper
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
National emergency declared as everyone is apparently trying to flee the UK after realizing the country is insane
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(Snopes)
 
 
 
Legend has it that chef's toques have 100 pleats because it represents the 100 different ways they know to prepare eggs. Bon Appetit and others call BS because, to start with, no famous chef's toque has 100 pleats
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(The Indian Express)
 
 
 
Indian Punjab minister tries to prove local river is safe by drinking straight from it. You can probably guess what happened next
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(Fox 13 Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Perverted Florida gators are apparently ripping clothes off their victims before nibbling on them
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Miami school board rescinds approval of sex ed textbook because children must remain ignorant
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Thu July 21, 2022
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
"Kevin, in light of your failure to put any Republicans on the J6 Committee, do you regret that?" "No, Sean. I refuse to learn from anything I do and would happily make the same mistake over and over again"
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(IMDB)
 
 
 
Happy birthday to Jon Lovitz, who's sixtyfi--THIRTY. THIRTY THREE. yeahhh, Thirty three. He's thirty three today and doesn't look a day over 25
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Secret Service: We don't know what happened to those text messages and it's such a shame they're missing. Inspector General: It is a shame, and it's now a criminal probe, and so does that help refresh your memory about what happened to the texts'?
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(NBC 25 News)
 
 
 
For about the 1,254,258,215th time, ain't nothin gonna happen
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Tree surgeon whips it out, dumps his sappy load on woman's lawn after she 'refuses to pay' for his services
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Discussions to remove marijuana from schedule 1 list happening in Senate. Unfortunately, one argument against keeping it illegal is an argument for it to some senators
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Theater had no idea that Chappelle might be controversial, cancels scheduled show
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Wed July 20, 2022
(Twitter)
 
 
 
That would definitely explain the need to accept the "TV-MA" setting on the Disney+ App
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Judge presiding at Steve Bannon's criminal trial warns that he will not let it become a "political circus," apparently unaware that that is Bannon's ACTUAL nose
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(Brand Eating)
 
Weeners
 
Happy National Hot Dog day, here is your list of deals today
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Much like his modern disciples would disappoint the hell out of Jesus, the modern SCOTUS would probably make the nation's founders question everything they'd accomplished in their lives
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Happy Birthday to an original Avenger. "Mister Steed, remind me to tell Jaime Lannister that it was me all along"
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Stay cool, be happy
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
Federal appeals court tells Missouri AG to go be stupid somewhere else
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(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
"Three new species of black-bellied salamander found in southern Appalachian Mountains." That's the newts, stay tuned for the weather and sports
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(Mac Daily News)
 
 
 
Developer who officially launched this "non-partisan" app in South Carolina alongside Lara Trump, Roger Stone, Mike Lindell in May wants you to submit "voter irregularities" in real-time
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Happy National Lollipop Day. Haters can suck it, too
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
I bet he is happy he never showed up for that date now
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(IMDB)
 
 
 
Happy birthday to possible serial arsonist, exhibitionist, glue-huffer, ocelot owner, and all-around amazing funny human Judy Greer. Want subby to chill with the accolades? YOU'RE NOT MY SUPERVISOR
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(The Times of India)
 
 
 
Apparently, your teen's sarcasm is a sign of intelligence and creativity. As if
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(Slashdot)
 
 
 
Russia releases malware in Ukraine disguised as app to do DDOS attacks on Russia
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Tue July 19, 2022
(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
Go in Taco Bell to complain about a drive-thru order they farked up TWICE? That's a dousing with a bucket full of scalding water, along with taunting, laughing, and clapping at the victims' third-degree burns and trauma-induced seizures
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
After getting fired from CNN, Chris Cuomo immediately yanked his East Hampton firefighter application after he learned that it entailed actual work
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(The Register)
 
 
 
Apple to pay $50m for rotten butterflies
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(National Review)
 
 
 
Back in 2016, before her emails reappeared, the geniuses at NRO conjured this Hillary hellscape
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
What's happening to Russian gold? Well, for one thing, it seems Vladimir Putin has lost his genitalia in an unfortunate smelting accident
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(Boing Boing)
 
Weeners
 
Hostage-taker Rotundo appeased by the delivery of hot wieners
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(ESPN)
 
Hero
 
Sometimes the good ones don't die young. Happy 100th birthday to Jackie Robinson's wife Rachel
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
1/6 Defendant: I am representing myself and appearing in your court by 'special divine appearance' Judge: 'I have no idea, frankly, what you're talking about'
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Dan Campbell compares his team to Rich Strike. Why not Smile Happy?
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(MacRumors)
 
 
 
Apple predicts a recession is acomin'
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
At least 10 attacks by a wild monkey on Japan. A giant, radioactive flying monkey. Should we call Godzilla? No, just a regular monkey, apparently
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
♫♫ Brian, you're a space man, guitar man/ Searching with your eyes, gonna get you a CBE someday♫♫ Happy 75th Brian May
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(Sportskeeda)
 
 
 
Because he's apparently oblivious to bad publicity, Deshaun Watson plans to sue the NFL if he's suspended for a full season
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(Sky News (Australia))
 
 
 
ZOMG NUCULAR WAR is going to happen and be all Biden's fault ooga booga booga says Rupert Murdoch's Australian Fox News equivalent
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(Eater)
 
 
 
Hale and Hearty appears to be neither
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Bad: A Child and Family Services caseworker is caught faking notes of contact with a mother and her children that depicted them all happy and thriving. You're farked: because the notes are dated the day after mom was arrested for murdering the kids
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(South China Morning Post)
 
 
 
Scheme to build 'Chinese Disneyland' in upstate New York contained sub-scheme to funnel $600,000 to TFG
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Mon July 18, 2022
(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
"To all who enter this happy place... open your wallets." - Anaheim City Council (whose mayor resigned a month ago due to a Federal bribery investigation)
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(Politico)
 
 
 
In 2018 DHS bought location data harvested from apps on hundreds of millions of cell phones and used it to track more than 336,000 people, mostly for immigration purposes. Warrant? They don't need no stinkin' warrant. No, seriously, right now they don't
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(Fox 5 Atlanta)
 
 
 
Tyler Perry has apparently taken his method acting a little too far for his next movie "Madea Robs a Bank"
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
Looking for a fancy appetizer to impress your friends at your next party? You're in the wrong place. Claire's throwing cheese in the air fryer
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(MSN)
 
 
 
To avoid rolling blackouts ERCOT is begging consumers to crank their thermostats to 78, and shut off any high-drain appliances and ordering Texas power generators to run flat-out, skipping routine maintenance. Gov Abbot: This is fine
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(MassLive)
 
 
 
"Pissed Off Trucker" died doing what he apparently hated doing
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
In news that will disappoint tens of people, Limp Bizkit are postponing their UK tour after Fred Durst drank some rancid hot dog water
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(NBC 10 Boston)
 
 
 
It's harder to find school bus drivers, so obviously the solution is to lower standards, allowing for more applicants
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Sun July 17, 2022
(Queerty)
 
 
 
Old and busted: "And then the murders began." New hotness: "And then the monkeypox blisters appeared"
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Google Play store has switched to "the honor system" when it comes to app permissions, letting developers tell THEM what things their apps access and just assume they're telling the truth. What could possibly go wrong?
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
A list of underappreciated animals
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(Wisconsin Watch)
 
 
 
Submitted for your approval: a small Wisconsin town turns into a cauldron of paranoia and hate because a single person stood up for a child. No, this is not "The Twilight Zone"
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Happy 70th to David Hasselhoff. May he always roam the beaches freely
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(BBC)
 
 
 
New research suggests humans possess innate "nutritional intelligence" which prompts us to eat what our bodies need. Right now, subby's metabolism is apparently severely deficient in whatever vitamin is in microwaved pizza rolls and Diet Mountain Dew
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Apparently NASA holds a "Photographer of the Year" competition, and the winners this year are... well... amazing
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
News: Multiple innocent victims injured in officer involved shooting in Denver. Fark: Apparently by the officers involved
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Sat July 16, 2022
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Work From Home suddenly loses its appeal
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
US and Russia agree to swapping in space
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Happy 54th birthday to the legendary Barry Sanders. For an entire generation, he was the only reason the Lions Thanksgiving games were tolerable for so many years
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Apparently, you're a genius if you find the 4 kiwi fruits among the birds within 22 seconds. Subby found the bird wearing the top hat. Does that mean anything?
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(TechRadar)
 
 
 
No. They'll never be happy
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Any of you stoners out there want to do something useful with your burnt out life? NYC Mayor Eric Adams is looking for a "smokes person" to manage the Big Apple's weed habit
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(National Today)
 
 
 
It may be Caturday, but July 16 is also when we appreciate the beautiful rodents known as guinea pigs
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Fri July 15, 2022
(Manchester Evening News)
 
 
 
24 Hour Party over for Paul, leaving Mondays less Happy
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Today in things that won't happen: Brits told to forgo booze this weekend because of the excessive heatwave gripping the nation (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Slate)
 
 
 
What is "touching out" and why does it happen to American mothers?
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Much like being "anti-fascist", being "anti-racist" is something *everyone* should be. But in Texas, apparently it will get you fired from your job as a school principal, especially if you are a black man married to a white woman
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(Unite.ai)
 
 
 
Apparently AI could benefit from one of those worthless humanities degrees
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Q: Who gets to be a church in the United States? A: Any hate-based group who wants to hide their money, apparently
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(The Advocate)
 
 
 
This what happens when you drink the haterade: LGBTQ people should oppose abortion because adoption is the only way they can get kids
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(News Break)
 
 
 
Face down and arse up. What happens next will make you smile
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(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Sooooo, you probably haven't heard, but a railroad strike may be happening soon, and if you think the supply chain crisis has been a nightmare for you let me introduce you to my friend, the supply chain clusterfark
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
New theory is that Bigfoot is an 'interdimensional creature that can disappear at will'. This is the best theory Yeti (possible nsfw content on page)
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Thu July 14, 2022
(CityNews Toronto)
 
 
 
Wisconsin governor candidate won't rule out decertification, although there's really not all that much sand in Wisconsin so it's probably not going to happen
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(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
And you were upset about pineapple on the pizza?
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
John Fetterman apparently finds a practical use for Cameo
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(Al Arabiya)
 
 
 
Kyiv says Russia did not shoot down 4 jets, Flacco, White, Wilson check in okay
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(The Colorado Sun)
 
 
 
Here we have a woman who truly believes laws don't apply to her. District Court Judge Matthew David Barrett issued a warrant for Peters' arrest and for her to be held in jail pending a hearing
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Apparently it's good to be the Queen of England, you get to be exempt from 160 British laws
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(Mational Day Calendar)
 
 
 
Happy National Grand Ma Day. She loves you too but don't forget to tip
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
House of Representatives approves measure for sharing information about streetlights
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(Live Science)
 
 
 
Experts explain why Egyptians walked that way, apparently not related to walking too fast and falling down like a domino (way-o way-o)
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(A Journal of Musical Things)
 
 
 
Gee, with all the attention Kate Bush is getting because of Stranger Things, it would be a perfect time for a new album from her. But that won't happen, right? Right?
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Wed July 13, 2022
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
A shark is trying to eat people at Long Island beaches, but apparently he's not very good at it
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(Vox)
 
 
 
What happened to America last time the Fed went to war against inflation
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Q: What happens when a bear naps in the woods? A: Awesome. Awesome is what happens
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(Portland Press Herald)
 
 
 
Bootstrappy Maine lobstermen shocked to find out 2021's historically high prices weren't duplicated one year later. And now they are actually charging for fuel
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Ever been curious about what would happen if you took a much-loved 19th century novel and updated it to account for a bunch of 21st century buzzwords and bullshiat sensibilities? Netflix's "Persuasion" has your answer, and it's bad
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
The UK's economy isn't quite ready to get on the cart but it doesn't feel happyyy, either
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(Quora)
 
 
 
"I caught my son fapping in his room. How do I keep him from doing it?"
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
The Apple falls farther from the designer
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Tue July 12, 2022
(KNOE 8 Monroe)
 
 
 
You know, my back is pretty tight. I'm going to the chiropractor for an adjustment. What's the worst that could happen?
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(The Hill)
 
Hero
 
Dear Turkey: fark you. Yours in Christ, Rep. Chris Pappas (D-NH)
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(Screen Rant)
 
 
 
That sound you hear is all the Star Wars purists collectively crapping their pants
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(IMDB)
 
 
 
Happy 31st to Erik Per Sullivan (Dewey from "Malcolm in the Middle") who may still be chasing that hamster ball
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(The US Sun)
 
 
 
'Teen' mom Bristol Palin has made 15.3 million dollars selling real estate. 1. She is 31, not a teen. 2. It appears The Sun thinks a real estate agent gets all the money in a sale 3. Article doesn't mention Sarah, pushing narrative she is self made
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Happy Orangemen's Day. No, not THAT orange man
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Look. If you Progressives would just come to terms with the fact that it takes Joe Biden two weeks to respond to anything, you'll find yourselves much happier with the overall state of his presidency. I mean, come on. The guy's old
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
If you happen to see the founders of 3AC Crypto Hedge Fund lounging around on the beach, feel free to let the FBI know because they are looking for them
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(BBC)
 
 
 
A brief history of pineapple on pizza
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Okay, okay since you found the kid in my house I'll plead guilty to kidnapping but I'm going to continue to fight the charges in two other similar abduction cases in the same area on the same day by someone that looked just like me
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Curious what happens when someone drops a nuke on your city?
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(Irish Mirror)
 
 
 
Man in 'burning pain' fails to read the fine print after mistakenly using toilet wipes on his backside as loo roll for days. Then he apparently called the media about this
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(Mational Day Calendar)
 
 
 
Happy National Cow Appreciation Day. Feel free to post your favorite relevant "Far Side"
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
How dare Biden not take responsibility for things that happened when he wasn't President?
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Mon July 11, 2022
(YouTube)
 
 
 
ASMR-ish refurb of a 1978 Millennium Falcon that appears to have water damage. Geek out, enjoy the sounds, and see something from the past look like new again
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
The history of forgotten late-80s shredder Guy Mann-Dude. Bonus: he appears in the YouTube comments
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Andrew Yang apparently took up celebrity fart huffing after his electoral loss
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Remember that Red Wave that was supposed to hand the Senate and the House to the GQP on a silver platter this November? Even Fox News is starting to admit that may not happen
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
You'll never guess which fanbase is at the top of the 2022 Happy Fan Index. Nope. Not that one either. Bonus: Bengals at #10?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Happy National Pet Photo Day. Share pics of your critters before they share pics of you
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Happy Monday, creative Farkers and welcome to the weekly Arting thread. Join us and share your creative projects, crafts, hobbies, art, and creative inspiration
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(Deadline)