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Sat June 25, 2022
(KITV Honolulu)
 
 
 
"When individuals with disabilities connect with animals, an incredible relationship is formed. Animals are unconditionally accepting and place no judgment or social expectations on people." Welcome to Caturday
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Fri June 24, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Ever wonder how Costco can sell an entire cooked chicken for $4.99?
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Llama drama
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Thu June 23, 2022
(BNNBloomberg)
 
 
 
Want "Money?" Well for a cool $500 million you can have it, along with Animals, Dark Side of the Moon, Wish You Were Here, The Wall and the entire Pink Floyd music catalog
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Animals with physical or chemical traits that confer protection, such as armor, spines, shells or venom, have slower aging and greater longevity. Benefits of wearing a tricorn hat, bazooka, and horse floatie were unclear
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(MIT Technology Review)
 
 
 
Dogs can sniff out cancer, but scare some people. The obvious solution? Cyborg locusts
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Wed June 22, 2022
(Science.org)
 
 
 
Hi everybody, I'm Troy McClure, you might remember me from such nature documentaries as "Amazing Sexual Weapons", and "Thick Heads are for Ramming"
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(IFL Science)
 
 
 
I want a pet demogorgon, and I shall name it "Waffles"
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Tue June 21, 2022
(WKBW Buffalo)
 
 
 
9-foot-long boa constrictor found in Derby. That's a big hat
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Mon June 20, 2022
(CBS4Denver - KCNC)
 
 
 
Surveillance cameras show "significant numbers of wild animals, from field mice to black bears" are using wildlife underpasses built specifically to keep animals from crossing I-25
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Sun June 19, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
If our lungs are bottoming out, we might be willing to consider a little derri-air
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Sat June 18, 2022
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Mama always used to say, a U-Haul is like a box of chocolates. You might get a small army of fascists, or a filthy zoo
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Thu June 16, 2022
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Ben & Jerry's announce plan to stop their cows from burping and farting by feeding them red seaweed
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(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Have you ever wondered how many live cats could fit into one car? Apparently the answer is 47
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Wed June 15, 2022
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Beer fed beef, cannabis fed chickens
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Tue June 14, 2022
(NBC 2 Fort Myers)
 
 
 
Shelter at capacity, needs help finding homes for furry friends. Woofday and Caturday tags already adopted
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(WebMD)
 
 
 
Stop nuzzling chickens, CDC warns. Choking chickens still okay
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
At least four big cats rescued from abandoned roadside petting zoo after years of neglect. No word if they will be fed their previous owners
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Mon June 13, 2022
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Something about this veiny 20ft hardwood erection has got people excited in Huddersfield (possible nsfw content on page)
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(WGNTV Chicago)
 
 
 
Chicagoans get opportunity to drink beer, experience some butts
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Sat June 11, 2022
(America Magazine)
 
 
 
Catholic guilt or vegan guilt? Why not both? Life as a child was fun "until one evening, when I was 5 or 6 years old, I learned that people eat lamb"
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Fri June 10, 2022
(AM New York)
 
 
 
New York City, the latest bottlenose dolphin hotspot for dining
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(Fox 59)
 
 
 
Big deal, most people who try catfishing end up getting some dick pics
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(Vice)
 
 
 
I could have sent this guy video of my dog barking in its sleep and saved him a lot of time
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Fri June 03, 2022
(YouTube)
 
Hero
 
Ukrainian woman stays behind to rescue abandoned animals. Rescues kitty just in time for Caturday
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Thu June 02, 2022
(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
New regulations against puppy mills pass in county with only one puppy shop, as some decry unfair targeting and others wonder where their puppy flour will come from
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
No, the COVID vaccine can't give you Monkeypox. Homosexuals are not people who only have sex at home. Lean beef does not come from cows who live on hillsides
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Wed June 01, 2022
(Portland Press Herald)
 
 
 
In the game 'rock paper scissors', rock crushes scissors, scissors cut paper, paper covers rock. But in the game 'moose car tractor-trailer', car kills moose, tractor-trailer crushes car, game over
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Mon May 30, 2022
(Guardian)
 
 
 
I have four dogs, seven cats and three horses - and I've never been more content. Oh BTW, want to buy some fertilizer?
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Monkeypox? That's rookie disease. Deadly "nose-bleed fever" is jumping from livestock to humans in Iraq and getting those numbers up
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Sun May 29, 2022
(Flathead Beacon)
 
 
 
Judge orders U.S. to decide if wolverines need protection or just additional supplies to hold off the Russians
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Sat May 28, 2022
(6ABC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
"Buddy has touched so many lives. He has been cheered on from all corners of the globe, and he gave us all something we desperately needed - hope." Welcome to Caturday
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Fri May 27, 2022
(Fark)
 
 
 
Art Contest Theme: Happiness. Show us your art that's sure to put smiles on people faces. Playful animals, silly people, joyful occasions, or happy little accidents. All media. New or old
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Thu May 26, 2022
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
The laser-guided poop locator you never knew you needed
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Wed May 25, 2022
(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
Kuma Kuma Curry
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(Fox 32 Chicago)
 
 
 
Ugly ass baby tapir born at Brookfield Zoo
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(KEYT Santa Barbara)
 
 
 
Walla-baby born at Santa Barbara Zoo
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Tue May 24, 2022
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
If you're going to talk to the animals, you gotta be polite
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(Popular Science)
 
 
 
Skydiving Salamanders is the name of my new EDM/PostPunk/Polka mashup project
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(NL Times (Netherlands))
 
 
 
Cancer vaccine cures ten year old's bone cancer. Now he wants steak. Still no cure f...no, wait?
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Ecologists in Queensland are building artificial dens for threatened marsupials that fark themselves to death
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Mon May 23, 2022
(Game Rant)
 
 
 
Tell me about the rabbits, Dutch
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(Fox 13 Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Cat lady in ICU after rescuing dozens of foster cats and kittens from house fire. [Florida] and [Caturday] tags concede, [Murica] tag requests donations to GoFundMe for medical expenses both feline and h00man
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Fri May 20, 2022
(Independent)
 
 
 
Poop parasites posit prehistoric parties
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Thu May 19, 2022
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Study says parrots refuse to 'wing it,' instead use their heads as a 'third limb'
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Wed May 18, 2022
(Variety)
 
 
 
Wonder Twins movie... deactivate
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Study reveals cats know each other's names; just don't give a shiat
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Tue May 17, 2022
(Smithsonian Magazine)
 
 
 
Sea turtles have no idea how to get where they are going, refuse to pull over for directions
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
A species of moth that hasn't been seen since 1912 shows up in luggage claim at DTW in an excellent example of Delta's delayed luggage policy
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Mon May 16, 2022
(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
From former sake brewery to -- what the hell were they drinking when they came up with this?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Why do sleeping dogs look like they're running? CNN asks the question. No, seriously, they asked that question. It's in the headline and everything
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(Harvard University)
 
 
 
Maybe you HAVE heard about it before
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Fri May 13, 2022
(Fark)
 
 
 
Art Contest: Animals with hats. Big hats, small hats, stylish hats, and even pancake hats. All media. New or old
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Ugly Ass capybara pups born at the Houston Zoo are named Bruno and Pepa
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Thu May 12, 2022
(Twitter)
 
 
 
More than 20 billion flushed from the crypto market today, that's a lot of small stuffed bean filled animals
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Wed May 11, 2022
(Guardian)
 
 
 
I saw a confused turtle
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Finally, a celebrity protest that puts it all on the line
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Mon May 09, 2022
(WJBF Augusta)
 
 
 
Augusta teens blowing up on TikTok for "herping." And yes snakes are involved, but not how you're thinking
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Monkeypox virus patient isolated in London hospital, hopefully missed the last train to Clarksville
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Sun May 08, 2022
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Hey hey hey, no pic-a-nic basket for you guys. You're not even bears anyway
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Sat May 07, 2022
(Frederick News Post)
 
 
 
"These students are special. They have big hearts, and they are giving it all to these kittens." Welcome to Caturday
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Fri May 06, 2022
(Slate)
 
 
 
No, schools aren't actually putting litterboxes in classrooms to accommodate children who self-identify as animals, but you don't really think that's going to stop America's Christo-Fascists from having an all-new freakout about that, too, do you?
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Thu May 05, 2022
(EuroNews)
 
 
 
Technology doing something Not Horrible for once
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Coyotes losing fear of humans, anvils, say reports (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Wisconsin State Journal)
 
 
 
Sounds like a bunch of animals have been running this zoo
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Wed May 04, 2022
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
How many pricks does it take to count the cactus in Arizona?
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Tue May 03, 2022
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Curfews now being imposed in several neighborhoods in Rome because trash-hungry wild boars are roaming the streets and attacking people at night. Do these Romans not know how succulent wild boar is when on the spit in a street fire?
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Oh no, hopefully the dozens on my front lawn in The Sims are still okay
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Mon May 02, 2022
(WAFF Huntsville)
 
 
 
Life imitates art, but not in a funny way. Raising Arizona edition
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(Futurism)
 
 
 
Scientists say great Pacific garbage patch has become thriving ecosystem. Your mom's basement is unimpressed
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Sun May 01, 2022
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Woman raising lambs in her home "just like toddlers". Subby saw this documentary and the ending was hilarious
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Sat April 30, 2022
(Good News Network)
 
 
 
Lost cat Dexter is found after 5 years on an offshore oil rig. He was flown back to land in a helicopter, which is a remarkable feat considering how hard it is normally just to get a cat into a carrier. Welcome to Caturday
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Fri April 29, 2022
(UPI)
 
 
 
The brandy kegs around their necks should have been a tip off
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Thu April 28, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Have you heard about the 'unknown and highly contagious' disease that's killing wild horses in Colorado? Neigh
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
An abundance of unruly cocks. Bonus: On the Isle Of Man
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Wed April 27, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
World Tapir Day, celebrated annually on April 27, was started by conservationists in 2008 to raise awareness of the endangered species. Tapir or not to Tapir
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(Cosmopolitan)
 
 
 
South American penis snakes discovered in Florida. Aren't there already enough dicks in that state?
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(Quad City Times)
 
 
 
First aid kits, then supply kits
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(WKRN Nashville)
 
 
 
Guy who liked to cosplay being a Homeland Security agent winds up behind bars after the neighbors shoot his federal K-9, who was being cosplayed by a fox
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Mon April 25, 2022
(Metro)
 
 
 
"He really is just farm mad. All he wants to do is be out and about with his dad"
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Sat April 23, 2022
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Over half of vegans say meat-eating is a dating deal breaker, and 12 percent say the same about ordinary vegetarianism. Is this the cross they want to die alone on?
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Thu April 21, 2022
(UPI)
 
 
 
Flying chameleons with ever changing multi-chromatic feathers reigning death from the sky
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Wed April 20, 2022
(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
"'Marina, there's a bear in the bakery.' My first response was: 'Have you been drinking?'" Clearly, he's smarter than the average orso
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(Portland Press Herald)
 
 
 
There is no greater range of symptoms than from "none at all" to "death"
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Tue April 19, 2022
(Louder Sound)
 
 
 
Buried lede on this one hit wonder backstory is Ry Cooder's devastatingly understated slide guitar keeping Randy Newman's composition funky and fine
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Mon April 18, 2022
(National Today)
 
 
 
April 18 is National Animal Crackers Day. Who doesn't like to indulge in this classic treat?
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Sun April 17, 2022
(Futurism)
 
 
 
Your dog wants steak, not this Tleilaxu crapola
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Fri April 15, 2022
(MSN)
 
 
 
"Several of the animals appeared to have been frozen alive due to their body positioning"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Wonder why humans tend to die around age 80? We might know why now even though death continues to be our nation's number one killer
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
♫♫ Watch me wallabies flee, mate, watch me wallabies flee. They're a dangerous breed, mate, so watch me wallabies flee ♫♫
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Thu April 14, 2022
(WUSA9)
 
 
 
Easter may not be a bad time to adopt your next rabbit after all
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(IMDB)
 
 
 
Any Farkers ever been to small claims court? Tips, tricks and/or CSB about getting justice? I'm feeling aggrieved
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Wed April 13, 2022
(Guardian)
 
 
 
You can take the bear out of the bakery, but he's gonna walk 150 km back to town for those tasty sugar buns
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
The Michigan DNR saying not to worry about all the headless deer being spotted on the side of the road is not as reassuring as they think it is
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Back in February we told you about Luke, who had spent over 200 days in a shelter & was stood up at his own adoption party. I'm pleased to tell you the very happy news that he's finally found his forever home just in time for Woofday Wetnose Wednesday
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Tue April 12, 2022
(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
♫ They call him Flipper, Flipper, faster than lightning, no-one you see, goes more rouge than he. And we know Flipper, lives in a world full of anger, attacking his trainer, under the sea
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Sun April 10, 2022
(NPR)
 
 
 
All is silent in the halls of the dead. All is forgotten in the stone halls of the dead, Behold the stairways which stand in darkness; behold the rooms of ruin
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Fri April 08, 2022
(National Today)
 
 
 
Happy National Zoo Lovers Day, all you randy animals
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Did you know that it's quite easy to buy a tiger, a slow loris, a pangolin, a wolf, and other illegal or endangered exotic animals on Facebook? Maybe they should cut that out
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Is black pepper good for you? It's not all black-and-white
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Tucker Carlson moderates his stance on the Russo-Ukrainian war, claims that BSAB now
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Thu April 07, 2022
(Smithsonian Magazine)
 
 
 
Dogs evolved to ask for steak
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(Nerdist)
 
 
 
Do lutrinae possess sufficient optical perception to discern a vortex illusion?
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Wed April 06, 2022
(CBC)
 
 
 
Experts warn feral pigs will outsmart Albertans, recommend hunters be vewy vewy quiet
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(The Spun)
 
 
 
Colorado banninates Mike Tyson's marijuana gummies
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Tue April 05, 2022
(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Gray whale found stranded on Camano Island. See, that's what happens when you cut ferry service
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Happy 2172 Jimmy. Your great-great-great grandfather Mike bought you this annual pass for Yellowstone Park way back in 2022. You mean that hot, dry and smoky desert in the middle of nowhere?
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Ever wondered what the sea lion equivalent of an all you can eat buffet is?
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Mon April 04, 2022
(News4Jax)
 
 
 
Five Parrots in a Shoe is actually a great name for a Jimmy Buffet tribute band
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(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
Baby seal, do do do do do do, baby seal
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The bees are depressed, the rats are laughing, and the octopus thinks you suck
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(NPR)
 
 
 
With a little help from some second-graders, 23 dogs (and one cat) wrote letters that got them adopted before this week's Woofday Wetnose Wednesday
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(National Today)
 
 
 
April 4 is Tell A Lie Day. Go ahead. Your pants won't catch on fire
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Sun April 03, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Do you have problems with wolves attacking your livestock? Then you need.....guard donkeys
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Fri April 01, 2022
(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
So, don't panic, Florida does not have a chupacabra, or as the local reporter called it, twice, a 'chewbacca'
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Fark-ready headline: "Lions got super mellow after sniffing oxy"
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Thu March 31, 2022
(Science.org)
 
 
 
Fish can perform addition and subtraction, which they probably learned in school
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
I have no idea what you are talking about so here is a bird whistling the Harry Potter theme
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
No one knows what it's like / To be the bad man / To be the sad man
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(Flathead Beacon)
 
 
 
Federal officials approve bison grazing plan on Montana prairies, while Republicans remain critical of any plan involving a bi-son, a bi-daughter or a Trans Am
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Ugly-ass 'rarest of rare' animals spotted in a Texas desert
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Wed March 30, 2022
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
♪ In the jungle, the mighty jungle/ The lion sleeps tonight/ In the jungle, the quiet jungle/ The lion sleeps tonight - ho, ho. Oxy-to-cin, Oxy-to-cin, Oxy-to-cin, Oxy-to-cin... ♪
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Friendship is magically blocking traffic, as hundreds of My Little Pony dolls are released on I-5
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
China looks at all the global hate Russia is receiving and says Hold My Beer Y'all
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(BNNBloomberg)
 
 
 
McDeforestation of the Amazon
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Mon March 28, 2022
(NBC 2 Fort Myers)
 
 
 
If the fielder had to choose between catching a fish and catching a fly ball, he'd catch the fly ball without considering he's doing it for the halibut
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(Fox 19 Cincinnati)
 
 
 
That stench you smell in Kentucky isn't just from hillbillies who haven't bathed in months because the creek was frozen over
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
7 ways Mama Nature really nailed natural camouflage hidden in the guise of a festering boil that is the slideshow
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(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
Give a raccoon a painting and he'll be happy for a day. Teach a raccoon to paint, and he'll be happy for a lifetime
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Farker stumbles across mass migration of horny lizards while out skiing, makes local paper
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Sun March 27, 2022
(Fark)
 
 
 
Welcome Fark Artists to your Fartist Friday Contest. This week we'll immortalize our Wildlife Encounters. Using only Paint/Drawing-type programs or old-fashioned paper & pencil/paint/etc, show us a memorable moment you had with animals of the wild
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Sat March 26, 2022
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Cold-blooded smuggler caught
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Fri March 25, 2022
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Good news: we've found one possibly surefire way to prevent COVID. Bad news: it's tuberculosis
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Thu March 24, 2022
(WINK Fort Myers)
 
 
 
Just like Farkers
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(Inverse)
 
 
 
Rocky Mountain d'awwww finally gives you justification for a good, long nap. Here comes the science
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Horseback-riding goat. Do I need to say more?
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
On behalf of my fellow cephalopods, just go right ahead and eat Dave over there. He's been getting on our nerves, to be honest
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(Ring tale)
 
 
 
Three ounces of ugly-ass born in New Jersey
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Wed March 23, 2022
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
A new birth control method for men undergoing human trials. It's more effective than Dungeons and Dragons and Magic the Gathering combined
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Tue March 22, 2022
(Live Science)
 
 
 
Smuggler caught with a horned lizard in his groin area says he was just happy to see you
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(The Conversation)
 
 
 
Talk fishy to me
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(The Advocate)
 
 
 
Negligent owner abandons pet dog for being gay; didn't even try dog conversion therapy first
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Sun March 20, 2022
(TimeOut)
 
 
 
In my dream, I was in Namibia being attacked by squirrels, but then I awoke covered in snakes, and my teeth all fell out. Then I awoke again
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Are you a data analyst who enjoys religion and observing animals in your spare time? Well now you know why people tend to leave the room when you arrive
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Sat March 19, 2022
(CTV News)
 
 
 
I don't mind most marine mammals, but sea lions? I could do without sea lions
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Fri March 18, 2022
(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
Small snake farts in your general direction ...to protect itself
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(Fark)
 
 
 
You know what? Let's just have a cute animals thread
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Thu March 17, 2022
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Many animal species are assumed to have emotions, but do any of them have "feelings" as humans do? For that matter, can we even assume that ALL humans have "feelings"?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
You can't put feathers up your butt and call yourself a chicken. But what if it's a live chicken?
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
So why when it comes to eggs do we only eat chicken eggs and not those of other animals?
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Its been years since you could get a good look at some London beaver
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Tue March 15, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The Republican Accountability Project buys time on Fox News to talk about a problem affecting 9 out of 10 elected Republicans: Partisan Derangement Syndrome. Symptoms include calling Trump "dangerous" or crazy, but still saying you'd vote for him
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
Taste the meat rainbow
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Mon March 14, 2022
(Fark)
 
HOTM
 
Headline of the Month February 2022 voting for D'awww
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Sun March 13, 2022
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Sometimes dead is better
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Sat March 12, 2022
(Vox)
 
 
 
The deep-sea creatures inhabiting the Endurance are proving to be just as fascinating as the wreck itself
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Thu March 10, 2022
(Vice)
 
 
 
The one resident who hasn't fled this southern Ukrainian town because of the invasion is an orthopaedic doctor who's standing guard with his two pets: a panther and a leopard
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Wed March 09, 2022
(AP News)
 
 
 
Excuse me sir, are those 52 reptiles in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
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(MSN)
 
Video
 
"I'm a train doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo. I'm a train doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo. I'm a train doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo. I'm a train doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo"
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Tue March 08, 2022
(Science Alert)
 
 
 
Pfft, this vampire sucks
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
There's a Red Dawn joke in rare sighting of wolverine during this time, but Subby has nothing. Someone submit this with a better headline please
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Mon March 07, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Cave art proves Gamera existed
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Subby is thinking about ordering some fish and snails online for his aquarium. Has anybody ever ordered live animals online? How was that like?
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(National Today)
 
 
 
Happy National Sock Monkey Day
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Sun March 06, 2022
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Old and busted: ceiling cat. New hotness: light fixture raccoon
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Fri March 04, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
For purposes of Lent, here are a few animals considered "seafood" that you might not expect that are okay to eat: Alligator, ok, I can see that, Beaver (giggity), Muskrat, eww, but it is mostly water dwelling, Armadillo, wait, what?
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Research finds dog walking creates social bonds within communities, cat juggling an internet skill
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Horse in concrete well rescued, advised to lay off the fermented apples
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Wed March 02, 2022
(PetsLady)
 
 
 
Ukrainian cats and dogs are tired of Putin up with this shiat
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(Inside the Magic)
 
 
 
Doin' it at Disney World
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Tue March 01, 2022
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
We'll live like Moon animals, we'll eat Moon berries and make oxygen from the rocks (possible nsfw content on page)
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Mon February 28, 2022
(CBC)
 
 
 
Oh deer. Researchers discover 1st possible case of deer spreading COVID-19 virus to a human
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Australia, not content with only animals that can kill you, adds "Rain" to the list of fatal entities you want to avoid
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Sat February 26, 2022
(Live Science)
 
 
 
Look at that bacterium. That bacterium's huge
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Fri February 25, 2022
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Humpback whales no longer on endangered list; transparent aluminium inventor, nuclear wessel security officers, double dumb-ass taxi drivers despondent
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