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Mon November 29, 2021
(Insider)
 
 
 
Hot new 'hitting mung' lifestyle trend of spacing out while staring at trees spreads from South Korea where its enjoyed in theaters or cafes that you pay to do it
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Authorities have no leads when missing childrens' property simply turns up one day in Idaho
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Mike Pillow demonstrates his business prowess yet again by pulling ads from Xtian stations who won't talk about him
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Sun November 28, 2021
(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
This is what lax parenting leads to. They obviously never told him not to play with his food
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Happy Hanukkah! Also, happy Chanukah just in case
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(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
Sunday PL at 9:00 AM ET Leicester host Watford, Man City v West Ham, Burnley v Spurs, and Everton heads south to Brentford. MoTD at 11:30 AM Chelsea and Man. United. Could be ugly for MU, could be a trap for Chelsea. All games on Peacock+
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(Screen Rant)
 
 
 
Let's revisit the Nintendo Power Glove, shall we?
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Thu November 25, 2021
(Amazon)
 
 
 
Moiraine goes up against the professor, while Rand tries to figure out how roads work. Will we like Nynaeve angry? It's your Wheel of Time thread (7 PM ET estimated)
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Wed November 24, 2021
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Sweden's first female prime minister resigns hours after being appointed. To be fair, this is what happens when the rest of us try to assemble a Swedish cabinet, too
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Tue November 23, 2021
(Fark)
 
 
 
Subby's advancing decrepitude now requires reading glasses to function, and I've discovered my eyes emit oil and gunk constantly onto the lenses. How do you keep your lenses clean? Microfiber cloth? Alcohol pads? Nothing seems to work long term
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Fish heads, fish heads, roly poly fish heads... fish lips in aspic, eat them up YUM. Or the one where Sohla makes fish lip jello from scratch
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Mon November 22, 2021
(Aeon.co)
 
 
 
Leela : Didn't you have ads in the 20th century? Fry: Well, sure, but not in our dreams. As usual, the predictions of Futurama are coming to fruition much sooner than the year 2500
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
You wimpy Jarheads, you needle dick maggots, I've seen jellyfish with more backbone than you. Get in there and get shot. NOW, you bunch of cowardly weak little petunias
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
The most wonderful time of the year has arrived: The 2021 NFL Playoff Scenario Generator is now online
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Sat November 20, 2021
(TuneIn)
 
 
 
On Paul's Memory Bank (8PM ET) - Connie has to get the band instruments ready to honor the mayor, Liz plots to keep the leading lady from showing up to the school play & Clark is trapped in an underground room while the Atom Man heads to Metropolis
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Fri November 19, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Police fired warning shots over their heads, but some were taller than anticipated
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
FBI search for Jimmy Hoffa leads to landfill in NJ. AKA, Anytown, NJ
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Thu November 18, 2021
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Remember that 40 second music video that came on a disc with your 90s era computer? Here's the full thing: Octopus of Love by The Holidays. Since we're doing the whole nostalgia thing, discussion of favorite PWADs to the right
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(History Channel)
 
 
 
On this day in history, in 1883, Railroads created the first time zones, which was kind of like when you dropped acid in high school and were stuck in study hall for approximately eight years
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
John Kelly unloads on TFG. Well, that's enough internet for, well, evar
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Wed November 17, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Bannon pleads not guilty despite being utterly beneath contempt
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Coffee and tea are good for you again - update your spreadsheets accordingly
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(Taipei Times)
 
 
 
Invasive cane toads found in Taiwan, as opposed to nice friendly non-invasive cane toads. "The public is urged to report suspicious-looking toads"
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Tue November 16, 2021
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Scorpions Sting 500, Talking Heads Rush for The Cure
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Going to make a batch of the dressing in TFA to go on spring mix for quick side salads this week. I usually just do an olive oil + vinegar or citrus juice dressing, but my wife requested this. What are some of your favorites?
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Now the student has become the master
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(Some Pants Man)
 
 
 
Jim Harbaugh lied
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Ceiling Facebook is watching your kids. Again
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Sun November 14, 2021
(6ABC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Lucky casino haul leads to unlucky U-Haul ride
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(NPR)
 
 
 
It's that time of the year where we need to remind truckloads of idiots that the president has virtually no power to affect gas prices
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Reason 1,345,678,891 they hate us
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Thu November 11, 2021
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Man's request to have neighbors look after his Stradivarius collection leads to unbelievable violins
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(The Wirecutter Union)
 
 
 
The Wirecutter Union is threatening to strike. Bomb squads everywhere looking nervous
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Tue November 09, 2021
(Chron)
 
 
 
Protocols for security at Travis Scott's "AstroWorld" ordered future attendee's corpses to be referred to as "Smurfs", this stuff reads like Tort Lawyer Fanfic
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Twitter attempts to catch up to TotalFark, is still Twitter
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(National Today)
 
 
 
Happy Stuff Your McRib Day
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Epilepsy and autism show a remarkable degree of comorbidity and may share pathological mechanisms. So. Does autism lead to epilepsy? Or does epilepsy alter the brain, leading to autism? And why are you reading this in Carrie Bradshaw's voice?
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Mon November 08, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Florida Man angry that roads will be getting fixed
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Sat November 06, 2021
(IMDB)
 
 
 
It's Emma Stone's 33rd birthday (shrug.gif)
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Fri November 05, 2021
(Big Think)
 
 
 
Astronomers all put their heads together, made a plan, and everyone got something good by working together. There's got to be a lesson here somewhere
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Thu November 04, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Bada bing Order up some Disco Fries and Gabagool and talk like a Soprano The demand for Fraudits spreads... to New Jersey
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Wed November 03, 2021
(Engadget)
 
 
 
Your morning Zoom call at work, sponsored by Budweiser
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(Some pudding)
 
 
 
According to Picard the answer is yes
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Tue November 02, 2021
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Joe Judge: it's the headset's fault we're bad at clock management
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Zookeepers try to figure out what killed the giraffes but it's a tall order, it may be over their heads. Everyone looked up to those giraffes
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Mon November 01, 2021
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Gary Bowser pleads guilty to Nintendo piracy. Joe Ganondorf and Hank Kefka still awaiting arraignment
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
New fluoride laser making inroads in fusion power, cavity reduction
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(Monster Masher)
 
 
 
How to pick up chicks B-movie horror monster style. Happy My-Tummy-Hurts Day After Halloween. Whatcha get in yer loot bag?
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
Why do dogs tilt their heads? Study: [confuseddog.gif]
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Sun October 31, 2021
(The Intercept)
 
 
 
Seems the only thing Erik Prince can be successful at is making off with loads of taxpayers' money
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
Gen Z apparently has good taste in headphones
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
[ $2 off Pepsi 12-pack ] [ Triscuits, buy 1 pound, get 1 free ] [ US government and military developed the bio weapon covid 19 aka COVID-19. This bio weapon development began at Chapel Hill University, NC. ] [ Tomato soup 89¢ ] Wait, back up one
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Sat October 30, 2021
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
NBC struts around despite Peacock losing $520 million in third quarter 2021
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Thu October 28, 2021
(UPI)
 
 
 
Big oil execs to face Congresscritters about climate disinformation. Big Congress promises to go easy on them so as to not upset their donor money flow
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Sloppy seconds
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Wed October 27, 2021
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Hog Butcher for the World, / Tool Maker, Stacker of Wheat, /Player with Railroads and the Nation's Freight Handler; /Stormy, husky, brawling, /City of the Big Shoulders: About to be swallowed by the lake
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Tue October 26, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Tik-Tok star with almost a million followers pleads not guilty to charges of murdering his estranged wife and the man he suspected of being her lover. Trial to be broadcast in 60-second clips as soon as the judge picks out a soundtrack and dance routine
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Since it's close to Halloween here's a real life "You left the bodies and you only moved the headstones! You only moved the headstones" story
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Mon October 25, 2021
(NFL)
 
 
 
Longtime NFL replay official Carl Madsen died Sunday, returning home from the Chiefs-Titans game, worn out from reviewing all the Mahomes' turn-overs this season
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Orange old man spends weekend screaming at TV ads
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(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
Man pleads to 33 counts of fraud and financial crimes in federal court after getting over $670,000 in COVID-19 relief funds. Fark: The third time in a decade he's run scams this big
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Microsoft changes its mind about changing its mind, will allow open source developers to experience all the hot reloads they want
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Sat October 23, 2021
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
The Oculus Go headset has been unsupported since late last year, but in a surprise move, they will unlock all the headsets so they can be used by the community. Why did Facebook do something this cool? Two Words: John Carmack
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(TuneIn)
 
 
 
On Paul's Memory Bank tonight (8PM EDT) Mr Conklin wins a TV in a phone contest, George forgets Liz' birthday and satisfied that he's killed Superman, The Atom Man buries him and heads back to Metropolis to destroy everything there
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Evil Corp. ongoing hack attack creates havoc at vast network of right-wing TV stations
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Fri October 22, 2021
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
WTF? How is The Witches a "non-scary" thing to watch??
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Thu October 21, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Elon Musk could become the worlds first trillionaire? Just how many downloads of 'RIP - Harambe' have there been?
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Tue October 19, 2021
(Vintage Everyday)
 
 
 
Hey, dummies - it's almost Halloween. Here are snapshots of ventriloquist heads to fuel some nightmares
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
If your fridge poetry reads "Pablo Escobar's cocaine hippos undergo forced sterilization" you clearly have a kickass expansion pack
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Mon October 18, 2021
(WHDH Boston)
 
 
 
Art professor pleads guilty to charges that she went over to another lady's house on Christmas Eve for a game of rock, garden shears, hot fire poker. So, rule 36?
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Thu October 14, 2021
(Unite.ai)
 
 
 
Facebook can still serve you ads that were made exclusively for you, because you 'liked' too much stuff
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(The Register)
 
 
 
Chrome adblock extension actually -increases- ads. SURPRISE
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Wed October 13, 2021
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Today's mass shooting brought to you by...that's new. A bow and arrow in Norway
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Tue October 12, 2021
(NECN Boston)
 
 
 
Two heads one shell
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(The Register)
 
 
 
Google Cloud will let you know how your workloads (and certainly NOT theirs) are damaging the environment, all you horrendous meatsack carbon units
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(Kaiser Family Foundation)
 
 
 
83% think Medicare should be negotiating drug prices yet,someone keeps paying for radio and TV ads with seniors saying they're scared of lower prescription prices 🤔
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(The Drum)
 
 
 
All those companies using "brand purpose" social causes in their ads? What a surprise -- it does not get people to buy more of their stuff. Bill Hicks rolls his eyes and lights a cigarette
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Mon October 11, 2021
(ESPN)
 
 
 
After profitable Saturday, sportsbooks suffered bloody Sunday thanks to Packers and Bengals. Sharps saw early line of GB -3.5 and took the Bengals. Then cheeseheads and Joe Public saw adjusted line of GB -2.5 and bet their life savings on the Pack
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Sun October 10, 2021
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
In today's edition of HA HA Magazine, unvaccinated Capitol rioter pleads for leniency because she's quite suddenly afraid to catch COVID in prison
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
You know you're getting close to a release when Marvel puts out the TV ads for a movie. Here's today's ad, for The Eternals
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Sat October 09, 2021
(Patch)
 
 
 
While dozens of other wealthy parents pled guilty in the "Varsity Blues" college-admission scandal, two dads boldly insisted on taking their cases to trial. Let's see how that turned out
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Fri October 08, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
The candy corn thread to END ALL candy corn threads (especially if you're a candy corn hater)
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
You mean you can't lie your ass off, and get paid for it? Outside of Madison Avenue, I mean
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Good news: Gridlock and partisanship often leads to large governmental reforms. Bad news: after 40 or 50 years
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Thu October 07, 2021
(Military Times)
 
 
 
Snake treads on self
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Wed October 06, 2021
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Counterpoint: Zuckerburger: "That's just not true." Alrighty then, case closed. The power of the Billyonairos
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Mom, Mike Lindell is trying to connect the dots again
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Zuckerbot: DOES NOT COMPUTE
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Tue October 05, 2021
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Gubernatorial candidate Glenn Youngkin (R-VA) was involved in the sale of Taylor Swift's master recordings. THIS MEANS WAR
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Fri October 01, 2021
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
In a legal first, Iowa man pleads guilty to Chicken McNuggets dipping sauce rage
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Get out your acid-washed jeans, that jacket with ridiculously oversized shoulder pads you bought at Chess King, grab a Van Halen cassette, and behold this perfect example of a 1988 Thunderbird Turbo Coupe 5-speed with only 40k on the odometer
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
O RLY ... I did not know birds don't move their heads
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(Longform)
 
 
 
In honor of Disney World turning 50 today, here's an old story about dads smoking weed in the Happiest Place on Earth
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Wed September 29, 2021
(Atlas Obscura)
 
 
 
Want to encrypt the internet? Step 1) Find as many old lava lamps as possible; Step 2) line them up
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(AutoBlog)
 
 
 
New drug made from catalytic converters leaves users exhausted
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Tue September 28, 2021
(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
Old and busted: tracking the distribution of covid in humans. New real-time goodness: following it as it spreads in animals
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(WWE)
 
 
 
Tonight on NXT: Raquel & Franky face off for the NXT Women's Championship, Io & Zoey defend their Tag Titles vs Gigi & Jacy, B-Fab & Elektra Lopez throw down, Indi heads for her honeymoon and Strong vs Waller. It all starts at 8 PM ET on USA
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
With all other problems solved and the country running as smooth as ever, Donald Trump once called his press secretary from Air Force One to inform her that his penis was neither small nor shaped like a toadstool. Alrighty, then
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
A philosophical justification for Fark threads
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Mon September 27, 2021
(CBS4Denver - KCNC)
 
 
 
Rioter from the 6th pleads three felonies down to a single misdemeanor, gets probation and community service
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Philadelphia heads south to Dallas for an NFC East matchup between the Eagles and the Cowboys. Will Jalen put the Hurts on the boys or can Dak and company show the birds who is boss? It's Monday Night Football starting at 8:15pm ET on ESPN
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Sat September 25, 2021
(BBC)
 
 
 
Horticulturalist can't (see tag) being chopped down
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(The News & Observer (NC))
 
 
 
Even workers in the deep South are starting to demand living wages and no suicide squads
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Like a crack addict to his dealer, Mike Pillow comes crawling back for Fox News' sweet, sweet advertising audience
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Thu September 23, 2021
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Norges Bank leads the Way
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Wed September 22, 2021
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
We are not going to be fooled this time, ExxonMobil
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
"Woman injured in Aldershot van gas explosion" - at least now we know what they did after 'Take The Skinheads Bowling'
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Tue September 21, 2021
(The Drive)
 
 
 
Drones launching other drones "leads to some very exciting possibilities," up to and including the conquest and enslavement of the human race, presumably
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(Wisconsin State Journal)
 
 
 
UAE welcomes regional rivals at major natural gas conference. This may not go well for the heads of the families. BTW, anybody seen Sal Tessio lately?
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(IMDB)
 
 
 
Yolanda's really bummed about Brainwave [Jr?]'s death on S2 Ep7 of DC's Stargirl at 8 ㏘ EDT, then building goes "Boom" and leads to the debut of Guardian v2 on "Blind Spots," S6 Ep12 of Supergirl at 9, both on The CW
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
It is very dangerous to use your head as a weapon when you are tackling your opponent... especially when you and your opponent are not wearing helmets, shoulder pads, etc
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(Stars and Stripes)
 
 
 
ISIS roadside bombs the Taliban in what's being described as "not our problem anymore"
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(Press-Enterprise (So. Cal))
 
 
 
Detective immersed in cold case creates few leads
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Mon September 20, 2021
(Vice)
 
 
 
A city with a name that sounds like a soft drink is of course a city full of bubbleheads with fizzy logic
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(WCHS Charleston)
 
 
 
Sign at West Virginia Piggly Wiggly spreads to social media. Then the trucks come
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(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
If you live in Seattle, you just might have a headstone in your back yard singing "Just a Gigolo"
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Meat and potato pie sees off rise in vegan bakes to be crowned supreme champion at British Pie Awards 2021
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Sun September 19, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"We're just understaffed and barely keeping our heads above water and I'm at a complete loss as to how to fix it," she said, without a hint of irony
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Nike, Amazon openly advertising on Covid conspiracy websites
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Sat September 18, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
France discovers that farking around for a month each summer leads to finding out
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(Dallas News)
 
 
 
Lincoln Project will mess with Texas
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Fri September 17, 2021
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Hygiene isn't really about dirt. It's to prevent the spread of sequences that are dangerous if they are allowed to propagate. Their whole purpose is to work with information that spreads in a promiscuous way in an MSNBC thread for 7pm Eastern
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(El Ka Bonk)
 
 
 
UCI World Cup MTB XCC (short track) from Snowshoe, West Virginia. Women's start at 5:20pm EDT, Men at 6:30pm EDT
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Wed September 15, 2021
(CBC)
 
 
 
GTA teacher stripped of license heads to private school instead, sparking hope that Rockstar might finally make Bully 2 instead of just continuing to milk GTA V forever
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Another day, another "Facebook is a festering boil on the perineum of humanity" story
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Tue September 14, 2021
(AP News)
 
 
 
Kansas legislator and lawyer pleads guilty on three misdemeanors for kicking a 15-year-old student in the balls while working as a substitute art teacher. Wait a minute, something's not right about this story. Oh, he's a Republican, from Kansas, but still
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
How can you tell with their heads so far up their glass towers?
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(Inverse)
 
 
 
All roads for the James Webb Telescope lead through the Panama Canal
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Mon September 13, 2021
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Facebook hatches another evil plan, this time to help woman and minority owned businesses
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Childhood encounter with Gorillaz leads to reunion 16 years later
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Sun September 12, 2021
(Sporting News)
 
 
 
After many tennis threads for the US Open, everybody double faulted and didn't submit one for the men's final between #1 Djokovic - #2 Medvedev that just started a matter of moments ago on ESPN?
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Sat September 11, 2021
(El Ka Bonk)
 
 
 
The 2022 Cyclocross season starts today in Lokeren with the first race in the Ethias Cross 2022 series. Women start 10:15 AM ET, Men at 11:20 AM
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Fri September 10, 2021
(Capital Gazette)
 
 
 
Crazy semen prick by crazy Stemen prick leads to prison
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Thu September 09, 2021
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Members of Dumpty's inner circle are paying teen boys to "post MAGA content". Ah, so that's what they're calling it these days
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(Some Mook)
 
 
 
80s NYC is the most photogenic NYC. HEY, I'M MAKIN' A PROCLAMATION HERE
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
A tiny, inbred population usually leads to accumulated harmful mutations. But New Zealand parrots do things differently
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Man pleads guilty after bringing 5 handguns, 11 molotov cocktails, and "napalm like substance" to the Insurrection. Shiat, a fella could overthrow Las Vegas with all that
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Wed September 08, 2021
(Awful Announcing)
 
 
 
It seems crypto will make more money for sports TV networks who air their ads during football games than it will for people who use crypto
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Tue September 07, 2021
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
*looks at D'AWW page* OW, my pancreas. *reads here* AHH, that's better
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Human buffalo wing pleads guilty to two counts of Backing the Blue
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(WCJB Gainesville)
 
 
 
When the roads are bad in Florida and don't get fixed, you do the most Florida thing you can do. Plant a palm tree in that pothole. The Florida tag abides, with picture goodness
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Mon September 06, 2021
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Machine Gun Kelly unloads on parking lot attendant
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
I'm not a huge fan of Gabriel Iglesias, but his standup about his step kid hits me right in the feels. Have you had a stepparent who made a difference in your life? Have you had a step kid who did the same?
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Sat September 04, 2021
(Fark)
 
 
 
'80s movies, '90s rockers, '00s websites, and '10s video games are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, August 22-28: DUI Elephant Edition
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Fri September 03, 2021
(Patheos)
 
 
 
Magic 8 Ball, what are 4137 angry moms protesting today *shakes Magic 8 Ball*.... Sonic Drive-in
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(Apple)
 
 
 
Just because Ted Lasso is a positive show doesn't mean its characters can't be jerks, and the fall is coming. It's time to get into their "Headspace" in your Ted Lasso s02 ep07 thread
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Thu September 02, 2021
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
The Big 4 Networks once again win a lawsuit regarding people actually being able to watch their programming and ads
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(Southgate News-Herald)
 
 
 
Lemonade lads lucky to learn lesson about lucre
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Wed September 01, 2021
(CNN)
 
Video
 
Not news: Cat stuck in a tree. News: Cow stuck in a tree. Classic Terry Bradshaw mistake
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Tue August 31, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Just a quick heads up for those of you who might still be dealing with floodwaters in Louisiana: Watch out for alligators. Also, consider moving
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Sun August 29, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump word salads what it was like to negotiate with leader of the Taliban
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Sat August 28, 2021
(CBC)
 
 
 
Another disease spreads north
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Fri August 27, 2021
(UPI)
 
 
 
Antivaxxer teacher spreads Delta Freedom From Tyranny to 12 students
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(Fox 35 Orlando)
 
 
 
'UFO' seen on Florida Turnpike turns heads
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
There it is. The NY Post loses what little of their mind they had left and claims Joe Biden is now working for the Taliban. Who reads this crap and believes it?
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Wed August 25, 2021
(IMDB)
 
 
 
Happy Birthday, Mrs. Deadpool. No not that one, the one from Gossip Girl
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Tue August 24, 2021
(YouTube)
 
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Will Marcel start right? Or will Babygirl give everyone a case of frostbite? And how will 2D improve on his Ridge wallet ads? It's the 3Dbotmaker 1:64 die cast King of the Mountain Tournament race #4
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Matt LaFleur to Packers fans: "Wear cheese on your heads, and drink yourself into oblivion for all I care. But stop doing The Wave"
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Mon August 23, 2021
(Atlas Obscura)
 
 
 
One is the loneliest parking meter
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Now that the FDA has authorized Pfizer's vaccine, they can market it under a brand name. Get ready for TV ads telling you to "talk to your doctor about Comirnaty". A Pfizer spokesperson later admitted a dumber name was not available
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Sun August 22, 2021
(El Ka Bonk)
 
 
 
It's a big day of bike racing... Profix Swiss Cup MTB XCO Women's at 6am edt and Men's at 8:15am edt... 3 road races as well, Tour De L'Avenir at 7am edt, Tour of Norway at 7:30am edt and Vuelta A Espana at 8:35am edt
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Sat August 21, 2021
(UFC)
 
 
 
Saturday Night MMA: UFC Vegas 34, Jared Cannonier vs Kelvin Gastelum, Clay Guida vs Mark Madsen. Prelims at 7 PM ET on ESPN2 and ESPN+, main card at 10 PM ET on ESPN and ESPN+. Also boxing, Manny Pacquiao vs Yordenis Ugas, PPV at 9 PM ET
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Thu August 19, 2021
(ESPN)
 
 
 
We join the action already in progress for the LLWS on ESPN in Cooperstown with HI beating CT earlier. TN - OH started at 3:00 PM, NJ - NE supposedly starts at 5:00 PM and CA - NH supposedly starting at 7:00 PM. All times are non-commie ET, duh
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Wed August 18, 2021
(Unheard)
 
 
 
Metalheads are the kindest, gentlest, sweetest people you can meet
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
My Pillow guy apparently not a fan of Sean Hannity, Laura Ingraham, and someone named 'Trucker Carlson'
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Hard seltzer is here to stay and not this week's way to enable hookups you'll regret, according to survey conducted by the Zima institute
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Tue August 17, 2021
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
This is what happens when you let the likes of the Tampa Bay Lightning win the Stanley Cup
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(Dallas Observer)
 
 
 
Jan. 6 insurrectionist, most Dallas woman ever, releases song. "It's one of those sweeping, inspirational ballads with heavy religious tones that Bo Burnham was probably listening to when he wrote the lyrics to 'White Woman's Instagram.'"
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(Comic Book)
 
 
 
Do you remember how Star Trek explained why most every alien is a humanoid with wrinkly foreheads? The creator of Lower Decks does, but he doesn't want to talk about it
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Member of insurgent group pleads guilty to charges of threatening to kill a sitting US Senator, conspiracy to get them into a polyamorous relationship with waterfauna apparently
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
"The Role of Intellectual Property in U.S. Homeland Security," and now here comes the part where we throw our heads back in laughter
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(Motorious)
 
 
 
Charles Schulz took the mystery of why Linus is wearing glasses in 1962 Ford Falcon ads to his grave
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Mon August 16, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Big Brothers Big Sisters Big Trouble
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
I'm not interested in signing up, signing in, or jumping through hoops to eliminate YouTube's on-going desperate revenue invasions. Is anyone else just leaving the website when those loud endless YouTube commercials start?
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(CBC)
 
 
 
The CBC is betting that Erin O'Toole will win the election. Otherwise, they wasted a lot of time and money on the premium kneepads and knob shining in this article
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(Cracked)
 
 
 
Every mic is hot
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(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Can you "win" the mask debate?
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Sun August 15, 2021
(Men's Health)
 
 
 
Headline: "Urologist explains how to make yourself pee." Drink fluids? *reads article* Yep, there it is. Right on top. Up next: Pulmonologist explains how to get air into your lungs
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Sat August 14, 2021
(Time)
 
 
 
Goodreads review bombers prove that if you extort a million monkeys on a million typewriters, one of them is bound to pay up
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(IndyCar)
 
 
 
Indycar takes to the IMS road course to start what would be the Brickyard weekend. O'Ward leads them to green at 12:45pm ET on NBCSN
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Fri August 13, 2021
(Crooks & Liars)
 
 
 
Republicans actually believe mass murder is a legitimate campaign strategy?
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
We're never getting those new roads and bridges
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(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Charlie Kirk trolls for some legitimacy, and after learning the true meaning of insurrection day, Charlie Kirk's face shrunk 3 sizes that day
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Thu August 12, 2021
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Toddler gets mom's attention during her work Zoom call with clean headshot
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(Popular Science)
 
 
 
Someone made a swimming robot shaped like a tuna. And yet we still can't get with sharks with frickin' laser beams on their heads. What the hell is wrong with you, scientists?
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(Atlas Obscura)
 
 
 
Hidden in Atlanta, there's a treehouse sanctuary in a bamboo forest. It's reserved just for rescued alpacas and llamas
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(Atlas Obscura)
 
 
 
Galileo's response to the Catholic Church is still on display at a museum in Florence
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
You've seen the video where Gilbert Gottfried reads 50 Shades of Grey and thought to yourself, "Nothing is going to top that." Well, today's your lucky day. (PNSFW language)
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Wed August 11, 2021
(Buzzfeed News)
 
 
 
Some tabloids headlines age...schadenfreudily
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(ABC11 North Carolina)
 
 
 
Subby's Covid-fro makes the local news
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(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
Today's headline that really shouldn't need to be a headline: "Please, stop putting apple cider vinegar on your penis." Malt vinegar is still the preferred penis condiment
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(A Journal of Musical Things)
 
 
 
Kurt Cobain's final home sells for a mind-blowing sum
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Tue August 10, 2021
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Sam Neill is a bit perturbed by his action figure coming with removable heads
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Switzerland...beautiful mountains & streams, peace & tranquility, and 3500 tons of ammunition
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Mon August 09, 2021
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Governor Murphy (D-NJ) fires back at the spreadneck knuckleheads who want to sacrifice children for politics
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Roku is adding lots more Quibi and may soon be completely unpronounceable, used as a field sobriety test
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
So what do Democrats want to add to their infrastructure reconciliation bill? I'm glad you asked. *Reads list* Well shiat, a fella could have a great weekend in Vegas with all that
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
China's herd of wandering elephants finally heads for home. It's not like they didn't remember where they going anyway
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Weighing about 7 1/2 oz at birth, the smallest baby heads home, is still barely a snack for dingoes which is why this is not on the food tab
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(TV[R]EV)
 
 
 
Fox pays for 27% of Tukkker Carlson's advertising. Who else pays for his show? Glad you asked
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Fri August 06, 2021
(AP News)
 
 
 
Scott Fairlamb pleads guilty to assaulting a law enforcement officer during the Capitol Riots. Feds recommend a four year sentence and not applying for a job with the Secret Service even though his brother works there
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Priests switching to Samsung phones in 3...2
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Thu August 05, 2021
(NPR)
 
 
 
Public health professor: You've got truckloads of clinical data, what the heck is holding up approval of COVID-19 vaccines? FDA: Hey, we've still got boner pills and sketchy Alzheimer's drugs in the pipeline, so slow your roll, mmmkay?
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(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
NFLPA calls for daily testing of vaccinated players and staff. Terry Bradshaw wonders if they'll be spotted the 'C' and the 'T,' or if they will have to study more
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(WRAL)
 
 
 
Man puts a 13-foot skeleton on his front yard with a sign that reads "See you soon, idiots" to encourage people to get vaccinated
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Wed August 04, 2021
(Independent)
 
 
 
It's just too bad that Covid doesn't give a shiat that your quads are blasted or your BMI is at its peak. Sad tag is because subby is not heartless
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Tue August 03, 2021
(NPR)
 
 
 
'Leet investors might not use Reddit threads to decide on stonks like Gamestop or open up Robinhood accounts, but in the end they really don't behave that much more intelligently than those who do
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"Mike Lindell Says He's Losing $1M a Week Because Fox News Refused to Air Voter Fraud Ad"
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(Some Yee-Haw)
 
 
 
Georgia teen killed in Applebee's beating after social media flamewar honored by his Truck Club with cruise to old Kroger parking lot. Finally, a green confirming all your suspicions about rural America
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Photoshop these horseless heads, man
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(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
Sadly you airheads just missed out on owning a plastic bag of air from a recent Kanye West "listening event" that sold for $7,600 on eBay
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Having ended his continental vacation after traveling about 2,500 miles along the coast of western Europe including Spain, Wales, and Cornwall, Wally the Walrus heads back north knowing its not the journey, it's the bukkits along the way
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Montel Williams pleads for people to wear masks, get vaccinated, and stop lying to him like he's Montel Williams
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