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Thu December 03, 2020
(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
Michigan Dems to Michigan GOP Chairwoman: "At long last, it's time to put up or shut up"
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Georgia's flip from red to blue was a triumph of democracy fueled by unprecedented levels of voter participation particularly by young and minority voters. So Ga's GOP-led legislature wants to make sure that shiat is never allowed to happen again
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Wed December 02, 2020
(National Review)
 
 
 
"When you point out all of these facts and the law, a lot of people will call you a Trump hater or accuse you of having Trump Derangement Syndrome. But the facts and the law do not hate anyone." That's what the Deep State aliens WANT you to think
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Tue December 01, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
After the Trump campaign paid $3 million for a recount in Wisconsin, which netted Biden 74 more votes, Trump is now suing Wisconsin because he loves to have judges laugh at him
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Mon November 30, 2020
(National Review)
 
 
 
Trump lost bigly and is being a disgrace, says left wing rag *checks notes* The National Review
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Liberal groups are already starting to turn on Biden for not picking cabinet members who meet their purity tests. This next four years is going to be fun
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Fri November 27, 2020
(Buzzfeed News)
 
 
 
Trump loses in court. This is not a repeat from the 38 other times he's lost in court
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Thu November 26, 2020
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Trump's Wisconsin recount, which cost the campaign $3 million, has netted him a whopping 57 votes in his favor
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Wed November 25, 2020
(JSOnline)
 
 
 
We're sorry, ma'am. At the president's request, your vote which counted will no longer count
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Mon November 23, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Three times the 2018 number of absentee ballots have already been requested in Georgia
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Mon November 09, 2020
(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
The Ohio Attorney General asks SCOTUS to overturn ruling that extended deadline for absentee ballots in Pennsylvania. Yeah, it's not his state, those ballots haven't been counted yet, and they're so few that they won't affect anything
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Wed November 04, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
"The Squad" gets renewed for another session of American Congress
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Wed October 28, 2020
(WKRN Nashville)
 
 
 
Nashville hopes to have all absentee ballots counted by midnight on Election Day. To do this, truckloads of fingers, toes being shipped to Tennessee
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Tue October 27, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
After their absentee ballots go "missing", voters are flying home to vote. "Five hours of flying is more than worth it to prevent four more years of this president"
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Mon October 26, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
Supreme Court of the United States refuses to allow Wisconsin absentee ballots received after Nov 3rd to be counted
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Fri October 16, 2020
(WDRB Louisville)
 
 
 
112 absentee ballots from strongly Democratic suburb in Kentucky found in dumpster. This is not a repeat from last week's New Jersey dumpster ballots
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
"A Cleveland company that agreed to print absentee ballots for dozens of counties in OH and PA is 10 days late in getting them to voters. The company's owners are Trump supporters and flew a Trump flag at their HQ"
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Fri October 09, 2020
(Dallas News)
 
 
 
There are no voters here. There is only Zul
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
One million votes could be lost and invalidated before the election
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Voting results are trickling in and Democrats appear to be voting early, and often
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Wed October 07, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
But what we're seeing now, in polling conducted by both parties, isn't a wave. It isn't even a tsunami. It's something we don't have a name for, because we've never seen anything like it
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Tue October 06, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
South Carolina mail-in ballots which required a witness signature, then didn't, then did, then didn't, now require a witness signature. Got that?
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Mon October 05, 2020
(Columbus Dispatch)
 
 
 
Appeals Court to Ohio: You have to allow more than one drop box per county. Ohio Secretary of State: Okay, fine, put up as many as you want, but they all have to be at the same location
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Fri October 02, 2020
(Texas Tribune)
 
 
 
Remember that one election ballot drop off box per county trick Texas Gov Abbott tried to pull yesterday? Yeah, about that
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(JSOnline)
 
 
 
Those ballots Trump said were found in a river, which is now a ditch in Wisconsin, weren't ballots. Confused? That's the point
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(The Intercept)
 
 
 
President Chaos snaps his fingers and half of Pennsylvania disappears
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Thu October 01, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
Who is that knocking on your door? Why, it's Joe Biden knocking on your door
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(JSOnline)
 
 
 
Fark-ready headline - "Republicans issue warning about having Bango, Bernie Brewer or Racing Sausages at early voting locations"
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(Texas Tribune)
 
 
 
Not content with stopping voting by mail, TX Republicans now trying to limit voting in person. No, not all over Texas, just in THAT county that votes Democratic
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(Military.com)
 
 
 
Those discarded military ballots amounted to a "mistake" and not "intentional fraud" says man with "Whoopsie Boopsie" expression. WH rants will continue until it's lowered to a "boo-boo" and then, more rants
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(Brooklyn Daily Eagle)
 
 
 
Those ballots that were sent to Brooklyn residents with incorrect information? They were printed by a company that is GOP-friendly. Probably just a coincidence, right?
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Tue September 29, 2020
(JSOnline)
 
 
 
Russia's favorite senator wants the ballots counted before election day, presumably so they know how many they need to fabricate to keep the race close
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Sometimes subby thinks CNN does these videos simply to remind the rest of the world that Americans are, by and large, the dumbest, most ignorant, gullible, misinformed, cognitively challenged motherfarkers on the face of this planet
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
NYC's buttfumbling of the 2020 election is well underway
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Mon September 28, 2020
(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Wisconsin appellate court rules that mail-in votes won't count if the mail is slow. Good thing no one's been working to slow down the mail
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
PA officials get naked to make sure people prepare ballots properly
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Sat September 26, 2020
(Wisconsin State Journal)
 
 
 
City Clerk: let us hold an event where we collect absentee ballots GOP: STHAP THIS IS ILLEGAL City Clerk: Nope, it isn't GOP: NO STHAP VOTING
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Fri September 25, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
GOP robocalls tell republican voters that voting by mail is bad, but voting by *mail* is good. No, really
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Here is how Republicans plan to run out the clock during the election. They could just take a knee, but you know how that ends
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Thu September 24, 2020
(Scientific American)
 
 
 
If you don't think climate change is impacting you personally, you might want to read this while you reach for your inhaler
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Wed September 23, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
NC election officials issue guidance on mail-in ballots which will allow more of them to count, immediately prompting outrage from NC GOP
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Tue September 22, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
Dystopian voting: a guide
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Michigan prosecutor proves she has a sense of humor, flushes toilet ballot charges
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Mon September 21, 2020
(JSOnline)
 
 
 
Trump is counting on federal judges to help him win. Apparently this one in Wisconsin didn't get the memo
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Sun September 20, 2020
(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Why the Democrats cunning plan of relying on mail-in voting may actually backfire and help Trump
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Fri September 18, 2020
(Media Matters)
 
 
 
Vote tallies on election night show Trump leading in some states. Subsequently counted mail-in ballots show Biden's catching him. Let's look to 2018 to see how he'll handle it and oh shiat, we've known this for 2 years now
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Thu September 17, 2020
(ProPublica)
 
 
 
Heritage Foundation's Hans von Spakovsky is a threat to democracy. Change my mind
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(CNN)
 
 
 
University of Georgia changes their mind, agrees voting is as important as football
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
And so it begins
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
We may NEVER KNOW the true election result. Unless I win. Then it was totes legit and a sweeping mandate
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Wed September 16, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
Once again we'll have to wait on the well-oiled Rust Belt in 2020 for election results
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(Politico)
 
 
 
The greater Orlando, Florida region flipped from red to blue years ago, even more so with recent primaries and mail-in votes. GOP to retaliate by boycotting Disney
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Tue September 15, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Wisconsin SC puts the red light on the Republicans' Green party ballot scam
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Mon September 14, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
News: Trump is ahead of Biden by 2 points in a southern state. Fark: Arkansas
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Biden is massing an army of lawyers to combat election fraud
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Sat September 12, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
Look, he knows what he knows and nothing is going to change his mind, least of all pesky things like "facts" or "that will hurt the party" or "you'll lose Florida if you keep this up"
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(Media Matters)
 
 
 
Oh, nothing. It's just The Vulture trying to talk Trump into immediately declaring martial law and having Trump's enemies arrested
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Fri September 11, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"Trump's Fusillade of Falsehoods on mail voting." His Fusillade of Falsehoods, of course, not to be confused with his Labyrinth of Lies, his Cluster of Calumny, his Gangbang of Guile, of his Domain of Deception
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Wed September 09, 2020
(Seacoastonline.com)
 
Boobies
 
Topless woman votes against immoral leader
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
A comprehensive summary of all the ways Republicans are trying to fark with the voting process
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Top Republican lawyer, having searched for 4 decades, concludes that voter fraud is a myth
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Voting: so nice, we'll do it twice
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Tue September 08, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
Fighting for his political life in North Carolina, Sen Thom Tillis tries to sell North Carolingians on sending him back to Washington: You may not love me, but I guarantee you'd hate Chuck Schumer running the Senate
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Sat September 05, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
He just can't help himself. He knows he's losing, he's knows his numbers are getting worse, and he's getting ever more desperate by the day
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Thu September 03, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump meant only vote twice if it is legal to do so in your state
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Wed September 02, 2020
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Chaos
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Tue September 01, 2020
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Trump Jr claims that 8% of Michigan's votes in August primary came from dead people. Let's check the facts shall we?
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Mon August 31, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Trump will win on election night, then lose a week later
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Sun August 30, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Secretary of State touts their system for counting mail-in ballots before Nov. 3. Fark: in a swing state. TotalFark: Ohio. Mindblown: a Republican Secretary of State
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Sat August 29, 2020
(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
Enough Biden voters are going to vote by mail this time that Trump is going to declare victory immediately on Election Night and try to invalidate all the mail ballots
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Fri August 28, 2020
(KCRG)
 
 
 
If you requested an absentee ballot in Iowa I've got some bad news for you
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Thu August 27, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
Donald Trump urges supporters to vote by mail
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(KCRG)
 
 
 
With the threat of ballots being sent through the mail already addressed Republicans move onto the next phase. Restricting absentee voters from dropping their ballots off themselves
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Every election, volunteers step up to man the polls and make our democracy happen. Trump: they're the real threat
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Tue August 25, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
Armed violent protesters break into Statehouse. State troopers dispatched to the scene - oh wait *checks notes*- they're white. Carry on
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Sun August 23, 2020
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
This is a bad time to join the fruit-of-the-month club
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Sat August 22, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
A half million mail ballots were rejected during the primaries, including 23,000 in Wisconsin. Which, coincidentally, was the number of votes Trump won the state by back in 2016
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Fri August 21, 2020
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
The USPS, which the President says can't handle mail-in voting, will send a letter to 'every American' explaining mail-in voting
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Thu August 20, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
Sheepish republicans push for the good of mail-in voting
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
It's not just Bannon: the We Build the Wall non-profit group is a roll call of right wing GOP grifters. So how much did they get paid?
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Do headline writers for The Guardian eat babies? And if they do eat cute babies, do they enjoy it? The facts
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Wed August 19, 2020
(Portland Press Herald)
 
 
 
Trump's Post Office mishandling has already cost at least 800 rural lives
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(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
Trump campaign probably spending more money fighting voters than buying ads in Iowa at this point
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump sues New Jersey for allowing people to vote in a pandemic. This will be a repeat like 49 more times
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Sun August 16, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
"Voters in North Carolina have received absentee ballot request forms in the mail with Trump's face on them"
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
A small piece of paper that you buy and then stick to an envelope or package to pay the cost of mailing it, but that's not important right now
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Sat August 15, 2020
(Some Postal Guy)
 
 
 
When it comes to how mail in balloting will go for the US, Wisconsin isn't the canary in the coal mine. It's more like the Norwegian Blue Parrot with its feet nailed to the perch
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
So if the post office can't handle all the extra work to deliver mail-in ballots, can UPS and Fedex pick up the slack? Sorry, no. By law those ballots have to be postmarked, and the only entity that can legally postmark something is the USPS
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(NPR)
 
 
 
The postmaster general is a postmaster coward
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(Democracy Docket)
 
 
 
Here are four ways to safely cast your ballot without using USPS, because this is a thing we have to worry about now
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Fri August 14, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Ya know, CNN a more accurate headline would be "Postal office confirms effectiveness of Trump's voter suppression"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The USPS has sent letters out to 46 states gloating that DeJoy and Trump have successfully robbed countless Americans of their votes
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Thu August 13, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Supreme Court rules in favor of states setting their own election rules
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Pelosi lays down the $2 trillion hammer
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Wed August 12, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump encourages voting by mail in state where GOP attempted to pull off massive ballot fraud scheme
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
A record 76% of Americans will be eligible to receive a ballot in the mail for the 2020 election, the most in U.S. history
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Tue August 11, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Trump's election night strategy is to claim victory early and cast doubt on mail-in ballots that will come trickling in. To foil this strategy, Democrats will have to vote in person
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Voters want to vote with mail-in ballots. Trump is trying to dissuade them from voting this way by crippling the USPS. So now voters want to return their ballots to drop boxes. Now Trump is trying to block their use
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Mon August 10, 2020
(Voice of San Diego)
 
 
 
Chair of the San Diego County Republican Party warned his Twitter followers that mail-ballot voting is "fraught with danger." He's voted by mail in 22 consecutive elections
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