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Tue May 17, 2022
(WWE)
 
 
 
Tonight on NXT: Tony D & Santos fight to see who's family runs NXT. Loser gets a midnight tour of the Tampa Zoo. Grimes & Solo face Trick & 'Melo. The Creed Bros want a clean win vs Viking Raiders. Will they get it though? Find out at 8 PM ET on USA
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Mon May 16, 2022
(KSDK St. Louis)
 
 
 
Behold, as a Somali wild ass in the desert go I forth to my Zoo
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Fri May 13, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
My rented Maserati does 185, I zoomed down the Spanish Steps so now I can't drive
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Ugly Ass capybara pups born at the Houston Zoo are named Bruno and Pepa
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Thu May 12, 2022
(Fox 13 Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Elephant alerts zoo staff of drowning antelope. The elephant deserves peanuts everyday for the rest of its life
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Tue May 10, 2022
(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
14 year old gets pregnant at the zoo
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(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
If you find Sylvester the Cat shaking in fear and babbling incoherently about a giant rat, please contact the Detroit Zoo
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Thu May 05, 2022
(Wisconsin State Journal)
 
 
 
Sounds like a bunch of animals have been running this zoo
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Wed May 04, 2022
(KSNT Topeka)
 
 
 
If you live in Topeka Kansas, first of all, sorry. Second of all, be on the lookout for some runaway peacocks
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Tue May 03, 2022
(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Oh no, hopefully the dozens on my front lawn in The Sims are still okay
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Oh no, hopefully the dozens on my front lawn in The Sims are still okay
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Fri April 29, 2022
(AM New York)
 
 
 
Let us all rejoice in the Bronx Zoo's newest baby 'roo, a baby Matschie's tree kangaroo, which is a special type of 'roo that conservationists are trying to breed more of
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(AM New York)
 
 
 
Let us all rejoice in the Bronx Zoo's newest baby 'roo, a baby Matschie's tree kangaroo, which is a special type of 'roo that conservationists are trying to breed more of
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Wed April 27, 2022
(The Smithsonian)
 
 
 
Lesser kudu calves have a serious outlook on life. But nowhere near as serious as the baby golden-headed lion tamarin (w /pics)
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(Quad City Times)
 
 
 
First aid kits, then supply kits
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Tue April 26, 2022
(UPI)
 
 
 
"Every generation yields a newborn hope for the red wolf...a cause of joy and celebration"
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Mon April 25, 2022
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Normally, Steve Martin trending on Twitter thanks to his classic King Tut number being rediscovered would merit the Cool tag. But here it is because humorless zoomers are attacking it for cultural appropriation
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Thu April 21, 2022
(UPI)
 
 
 
Don't let Matt Reeves see this or he'll call Robert Pattinson and make a sequel
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Tue April 19, 2022
(Fark)
 
 
 
We totally blew past the Monday foodtab Discussion, so here are the goalposts: what is your favorite West Asian dessert?
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Mon April 18, 2022
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
'Sounds of the Zoo,' planned for Kalamazoo. Um, woo hoo?
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Sat April 16, 2022
(AP News)
 
 
 
How do you celebrate 50 years of panda exchange with China? For this mama and her cub at The National Zoo, you get an ice cake
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(AP News)
 
 
 
How do you celebrate 50 years of panda exchange with China? For this mama and her cub at The National Zoo, you get an ice cake
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Fri April 15, 2022
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
UK zoo welcomes birth of rare cottontop monkey. While endangered, biologists do like the way it breathes
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
♫♫ Watch me wallabies flee, mate, watch me wallabies flee. They're a dangerous breed, mate, so watch me wallabies flee ♫♫
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Tue April 12, 2022
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Woman creates bucket list for her elderly dying dog with dementia, list includes steak, a trip to the zoo and a couple of pints at the pub. Now that's a send off
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Fri April 08, 2022
(National Today)
 
 
 
Happy National Zoo Lovers Day, all you randy animals
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(National Today)
 
 
 
Happy National Zoo Lovers Day, all you randy animals
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Sat April 02, 2022
(CBS 21 Harrisburg)
 
 
 
Ugly-ass baby porcupine is living it up at an Illinois zoo, says it ignores all the pricks out there
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Fri April 01, 2022
(Some Narrator)
 
 
 
Professional audiobook narrator and Farker Cyclometh will be doing his monthly live reading at noon Pacific time, 3 PM eastern via Zoom. Since it's spring, today we're doing two essays about baseball. LGT registration to get Zoom link. More DIT
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Two ugly-ass Giant Galapagos tortoises are born at a British zoo for the first time, hope to be born somewhere warmer the second time
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Thu March 31, 2022
(Quill memorandum)
 
 
 
Ugly-ass porcupette has mystery sex
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
No one knows what it's like / To be the bad man / To be the sad man
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Wed March 30, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Hey Manny, look at the pelican fly. Come on pelican. Y'know I could swear I saw that guy at a Kansas Zoo back in 2005
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Tue March 29, 2022
(Axios)
 
 
 
Dr. Seuss has been so canceled Amazon is working on a baking show based on his work
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Thu March 24, 2022
(CBS Minnesota)
 
 
 
Putin dies during routine medical procedure
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(Ring tale)
 
 
 
Three ounces of ugly-ass born in New Jersey
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Let's not focus on the negative; MOST of the schoolchildren came back from the zoo field trip
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Wed March 23, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Day 28 of WW3: Zelensky Zooms to Japan, Biden heads to Poland, Poland wants boots on the ground, Belarus ponders invading, Russia launches missiles from the sea, and UAF continues the counterattack. It's your Wednesday Ukraine War thread
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Mon March 21, 2022
(Business Wire)
 
 
 
Kodak focuses on the developing appreciation for film, hopes to expose the contrast with its digital offerings, is fixing to enlarge its market share with zoomers
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(Food 52)
 
 
 
Bhang, zoom, to the moon (in a refreshing chill way)
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Sun March 20, 2022
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Manhattan teacher who ate spaghetti, sucked on man's nipple during Zoom class returns to school 17 months later, angering students and parents. Some lessons are better left in a virtual setting
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Thu March 17, 2022
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Ferry company finds out that if you fire all your crew via Zoom while they're still on board they might refuse to leave the ships
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Wed March 16, 2022
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Ugly-ass baby rhino born in Czechia, gets named Kyiv
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Tue March 15, 2022
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Herschel Walker skeptical of evolution: "Why are there still apes? Think about it." Exactly how fast do you think evolution is supposed to occur, Hersch? Can you be a former idiot by tomorrow?
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Dentist's business model of crushing patients' teeth into dust, charging them up the wazoo yields profits, jailarity
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Fri March 11, 2022
(NBC News)
 
 
 
"There is no meth without Zoom, and there is no Zoom without meth." Well I would have thought that was always the case
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Wed March 09, 2022
(UPI)
 
 
 
Ugly ass and critically endangered Amur Leopard cubs born in Illinois zoo and d'awww they are cute
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(EuroNews)
 
 
 
Police capture escaped penguin on the waddle in central Budapest. "As it would have been a long walk to Antarctica, they caught the bird, wrapped it in a blanket and handed it over to the Budapest Zoo"
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Tue March 08, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
What's better than laying off 900 employees over Zoom?
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Sat March 05, 2022
(Independent)
 
 
 
Ukrainian ambassador: "For the safety of President Zelenskyy, please don't post anything on social media during this Zoom call with him." Marco Rubio: "You mean like this?"
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Fri March 04, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Professional audiobook narrator and TFarker Cyclometh will be reading short stories and poetry live at noon Pacific. Sign up for a Zoom invite in the link, DIT
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Wed March 02, 2022
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Baby giraffe born at Toronto Zoo. Immediately bought by Russian oligarch, then immediately seized by federal authorities
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(divey 2, wooden shoe)
 
 
 
'Nature does not stop' as Ukraine's Kyiv zoo welcomes some ugly-ass kids
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(divey 2, wooden shoe)
 
 
 
'Nature does not stop' as Ukraine's Kyiv zoo welcomes some ugly-ass kids
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Tue March 01, 2022
(Axios)
 
 
 
"Imagine how much more attention your manager would command as a hologram than as a Zoom square"
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Sun February 27, 2022
(Slate)
 
 
 
This is why all my zoom meetings are video off
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Thu February 24, 2022
(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
In the latest edition of "Just Another Day In Florida," a crocodilian breaks out the window of a van while it's transporting gators and escapes in St. Augustine
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Tue February 22, 2022
(WHDH Boston)
 
 
 
Man arrested after allegedly breaking into a Boston zoo and tried gaining access to the tiger enclosure. Local teacher Miss Wormwood recalls he was always a screwy kid, blames bad parenting
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Mon February 21, 2022
(Shelf Awareness)
 
 
 
Donna Barba Higuera wins the 100th annual Newbery medal for her book The Last Cuentista. For nerds: the book has a dystopian future space travel and a new planet to populate. For zoomers: books were printed things people read before smartphones
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Thu February 17, 2022
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Zoom Zoom Click
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Tue February 15, 2022
(WTVB Branch County)
 
 
 
Zebras are reactionaries, giraffes are insincere, but the rhino calf had already been advised
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Mon February 14, 2022
(EuroNews)
 
 
 
Want to turn your ex into an insect? Here are some of the world's most unusual Valentine's Day traditions
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Thu February 10, 2022
(The Register)
 
 
 
On a Mac running Monterey? Might want to zoom over and check your mic settings
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Tue February 08, 2022
(IFL Science)
 
 
 
I've never counted beyond the breast bones, thighs, wings, and drumsticks
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
When a judge orders your company to make an executive available and for them to "postpone other plans" for a zoom meeting, methinks the judge may be a bit miffed
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(New Delhi TV)
 
 
 
Ugly-ass Royal Bengal kitties stay warm with heaters, blankets, and mama's belly
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Mon February 07, 2022
(KTAR Phoenix)
 
 
 
Ugly-ass pileated gibbon looks like it's ready to implore Quaid to start the reactor before Venusville's air supply runs out
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(KTAR Phoenix)
 
 
 
Ugly-ass pileated gibbon looks like it's ready to implore Quaid to start the reactor before Venusville's air supply runs out
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Sat February 05, 2022
(CBS 21 Harrisburg)
 
 
 
Blanche the bobcat was stolen from a petting zoo and has now been found, so Blanche can spend many more Caturdays with her visitors
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Fri February 04, 2022
(Pocono Record)
 
 
 
Zoo doors left unlocked. Instead of cash, man steals bobcat. A--, would not steal again
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Wed February 02, 2022
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Miami agrees to do something about its peacock problem. ABC, CBS eyeing the situation warily
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Tue February 01, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Ugly-ass penguin going to suffer through twice the usual amount of dad jokes
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Sat January 29, 2022
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Gorillas doing gorilla stuff at the Kyoto Zoo
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Thu January 27, 2022
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Ozzie, the world's oldest male gorilla, passes away at age 61. His last words were said to be "I'll see you on the other side"
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Yo dawg I heard you like Zoom so I reunited the cast of Zoom on Zoom so you can Zoom along with them while they reminisce about Zoom
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Little Rock Zoo needs a name for its penguin chick. Penguin McPenguin Face not in the running
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Zoolander isn't a documentary Kanye
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Sun January 23, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Texas may want to consider opening a branch of The Derek Zoolander Center for Kids Who Can't Read Good and Who Wanna Learn to Do Other Stuff Good Too
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Sat January 22, 2022
(CBS Chicago)
 
 
 
FedEx: When you want your dolphin to arrive alive
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Fri January 21, 2022
(The Daily Beast)
 
Weeners
 
Sitting Congressman finds a way to masturbate during a Zoom meeting
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