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Sun December 05, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Here's your writing assignment for today
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Tue November 30, 2021
(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Just a reminder: I'm lovin it is a company slogan, not the job description
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(Some Renter)
 
 
 
Build your own home out of Legos made from hemp? Stoner subby regrets not writing that idea down back in '96
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Mon November 29, 2021
(Some Blockchain)
 
 
 
More crypto evidence we live in the stupidest timeline
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Fri November 26, 2021
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Jimmy Kimmel does his best Richard Pryor imitation
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Thu November 18, 2021
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Netflix to make workplace comedy about its murder victim
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Unionized cartoon writers are quite animated in their demands for pay parity with live action screenwriters
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Wed November 17, 2021
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
"When I saw the first Aldi advert I got super excited for the little cute banana.. But now looking at these. I'm well disappointed the banana looks scary and massive and Marcus looks like a tomato. The only one I like is bearded Kevin"
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
"When I saw the first Aldi advert I got super excited for the little cute banana.. But now looking at these. I'm well disappointed the banana looks scary and massive and Marcus looks like a tomato. The only one I like is bearded Kevin"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My husband gets angry, raged, and upset when I ask for help preparing for our baby. Should I be concerned?"
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Tue November 16, 2021
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Lincoln Project, or Fark headline: Same difference?
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Mon November 15, 2021
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Clever people could make a living, in those days, just by hanging around in salons, discussing metatheorics, writing books, tutoring the children of nobles and industrialists in the ways of the MSNBC thread at 7pm ET
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
"Jamal has since spent every Thanksgiving with his new pal - and this year will mark his sixth time visiting Wanda for dinner"
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(Unite.ai)
 
 
 
An AI framework that sends you messages if your writing style is too individual
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Sun November 14, 2021
(Inc)
 
 
 
How to write an email subject and opener that will make people pay attention. Surprisingly, writing "BOOBS" or "SEX" not mentioned
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Thu November 11, 2021
(Science Alert)
 
 
 
Brain implant translates paralyzed man's thoughts into text with 94% accuracy. Crap, did I say that, or just think it?
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Wed November 10, 2021
(NPR)
 
 
 
National Novel Writing Month? What's next, National Brain Surgery Month? National Engine Reassembly Month? National Everyone's An Infectious Disease Expert Month? Oh, wait, we've been doing that last one since January 2020
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Tue November 09, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
She's got one hand in her pocket, and the other is pitching a sitcom
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Mon November 08, 2021
(Live Science)
 
Weeners
 
Ferocious Penis Worms - Serious medical condition or Violent Femmes cover band?
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Mon November 01, 2021
(Mational Day Calendar)
 
 
 
Today is National Author's Day, a day you could celebrate if you ever got off your ass and finished that novel you've been meaning to write for years now
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Sat October 30, 2021
(Engadget)
 
 
 
Roblox would like you to know that its current outage is not burrito-related
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Thu October 28, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Say what you want about Lindsey Buckingham, the man has a sense of humor
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Wed October 27, 2021
(Fark)
 
 
 
I have a complete guide that will tell an aspiring writer exactly how to finish their novel, or at least I will, as soon as I can finish writing it. This is your Fark Writer's Thread, pending completion edition
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(The Beaverton)
 
 
 
"I'm not going to get vaccinated just to comply with arbitrary public safety rules," says cop who makes living writing speeding tickets
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
"Deadpool and Mac Watch a Soccer Game"
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Tue October 26, 2021
(Vice)
 
 
 
"Dune" screenplay was written on Movie Master in MS-DOS. Jehanne Butler approves
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
USA Today hires dancing banana for headline writing
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(Inside the Magic)
 
 
 
But they just want to go to Disney World
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(Inside the Magic)
 
 
 
But they just want to go to Disney World
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Mon October 25, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Ashley Winter, MD needs our help with writing an acceptance speech for the Premier Prosthetic Urologist Award with wrong answers only. Twitter answers to the left, best answers to the right
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Fri October 22, 2021
(9 News)
 
 
 
New police chief of notorious ticket trap town: "Nope, not going to help you guys with that"
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Wed October 20, 2021
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Songwriting meets the Uber business model
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Sun October 17, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Is the RNC writing the script for Meet The Press, or just doing final approval
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Thu October 14, 2021
(We Are Central PA)
 
 
 
Butterball recalls over 14,000 pounds of ground turkey sold nationwide. And here we are, at peak buying ground turkey season, too
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(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
Red Hot Chili Peppers are "almost done" (yeaaaaah) recording their new album (noooooo). Frusciante is back and new songs will sound like RHCP (yeaaaaah), but it's different and new and about California (noooooo)
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Tue October 12, 2021
(Slate)
 
 
 
What is the one question you shouldn't ask men on a dating app?
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Mon October 11, 2021
(Guardian)
 
 
 
US, Iraq capture key ISIS financier ... somewhere, somehow. The US had offered a $5m bounty for his capture and will be writing the check
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Fri October 08, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Issa Rae recalls early advice on writing: "Girl, if you want this sh*t to set off to the next level, you got to put a White character in there, then White people will care about it, then NPR is going to write about your sh*t, and it'll blow up"
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Thu October 07, 2021
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Is our UK children learning writing skills?
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Wed October 06, 2021
(Fark)
 
 
 
"Puns are the highest form of literature." - Alfred Hitchcock. And as we all know, puns are their own reword. This is your Fark Writer's Thread, literate edition
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Sun October 03, 2021
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
William Dampier was one of the greatest scientists of all time and made important contributions to biology & navigation. Writings adored by Darwin, Wallace & Lord Nelson. Introduced barbeque, chopsticks & avocado to the English language. Day job: Pirate ☠
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Fri October 01, 2021
(Thread Reader)
 
 
 
Wife-like screenwriting detected. Semper Fib
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Thu September 30, 2021
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
League of Legends champ arrested on suspicion of drug trafficking and it's not even adderall
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Wed September 29, 2021
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Surprisingly the reason wasn't "piles and piles of nostalgia-driven cash"
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Tue September 28, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Making a run for the border fueled by Doge may soon come to pass and NO, subby was not baked when writing this
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(Sky.com)
 
 
 
New bronze statue of woman in see-through dress sparks sexism row in Italy. Marble statues of completely naked women all over Italy from a different era still OK
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Wed September 22, 2021
(Slate)
 
 
 
No idea, but I took this article from a guy in Baltimore and pretended to write it
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Tue September 21, 2021
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
...and Just Like That, Willie Garson dies
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida man puts it in writing: God told him not to get vaccinated or require his employees to get it. God was unavailable for comment at press time, so this is just a bookmark until He responds
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Mon September 20, 2021
(We Are Central PA)
 
 
 
That time the smoke detector wouldn't stop beeping
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(MSN)
 
 
 
El Salvador buys the dip, not the crash
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Tue September 14, 2021
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Most fathers in the delivery room would be offering support for their partners, others may help with the delivery. Then there's THIS guy
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Sat September 11, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
The story about F-22 fighter pilots "walking off the job" after they got a vaccination request from the secretary of defense? Yeah, about that
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Thu September 09, 2021
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Bookkeeper embezzles so much money from a PA packing company it's forced to close and go bankrupt. Fark: She had a prior conviction for embezzlement and additional arrests for writing bad checks but was hired anyway
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Wed September 08, 2021
(National Today)
 
 
 
It's National Ampersand Day. Why not celebrate & enjoy?
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Tue September 07, 2021
(Charleston Post and Courier)
 
 
 
Automation makes everything easier, including racism. A new study of mortgage loans finds that, even though banks mostly use software to make underwriting decisions, controlled for all variables black people are 80% more likely to be denied a loan
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Sun September 05, 2021
(TMZ)
 
 
 
The iconic Tay Tay salutes another legend
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Sat September 04, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Kraft settles fraud scandal with SEC for $62M. That's a lot of cheese
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Fri September 03, 2021
(Patheos)
 
 
 
Magic 8 Ball, what are 4137 angry moms protesting today *shakes Magic 8 Ball*.... Sonic Drive-in
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Thu September 02, 2021
(It's All Marvel)
 
 
 
Bassam Tariq confirms that he's directing the new Blade film, no word yet on whether Harrison Ford will return
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Wed September 01, 2021
(We Are Central PA)
 
 
 
Man drives paranoid to Punxsutawney because his CD player was spying on him
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(CNN)
 
 
 
There are some notable anniversaries this month. One is the 15th anniversary of the establishment of Freedom Baggies for one's liquids when flying and the donnybrook over writing "Kip Hawley Is An Idiot" on one such bag
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
He's here, he's there, he's every-farking-where, Roy Kent...or is he?
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Tue August 31, 2021
(ET Cahada)
 
 
 
The Rock has some thoughts about his Rock Doppelgänger cop
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Mon August 30, 2021
(Some Face Man)
 
 
 
How did the left wrist became right for watches? Time to find out
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Sat August 28, 2021
(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
Walnuts
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Thu August 26, 2021
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Meet Diane Warren, one-woman song-writing camp. Why, yes, she writes with intent
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Wed August 25, 2021
(Messy Nessy Chic)
 
 
 
Tap tap - Typewriter Art - tap tap tap DING - is a thing - tap tap tap - and it's kinda awesome
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Forget the omni-shambles currently spanning the globe. My wife can't load a dishwasher correctly
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Wed August 18, 2021
(Slate)
 
 
 
If you have a good imagination and find yourself immersed in chaos, just daydream your way out of it. Delusion works too
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Mon August 16, 2021
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
It happened to me and it'll happen to you
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Fri August 13, 2021
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Danny DeVito writing graphic novel about the Penguin. He's a master of karate and friendship for everyone
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(Buzzfeed News)
 
 
 
Claim: Snopes founder was writing plagiarized articles under a fake name. Rating: ✓ True
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(Slate)
 
 
 
How can we keep safe from Covid when so many people are being stupid?
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Wed August 11, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
If you're going to start robbing banks using a handwritten note, make sure your handwriting is legible
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(Chron)
 
 
 
The venue owner's daughter was a looker but five'll get you ten / He dressed her like a hooker and she smelled like FoxNews 26
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Tue August 10, 2021
(The Register)
 
 
 
Those Skynet-generated "master faces" work about as well as your grandma writing code on a Russian TRS-80
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(NPR)
 
 
 
A Hallmark card writer offers tips on how writing a good personal letter. What, like on paper? With a pen or something? I mean, how do I get animated emojis into something like that? And what do I do when I'm done, throw at the person or something?
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Mon August 09, 2021
(The Ringer)
 
 
 
When I was in college, I got high and watched what I watched in middle school. When I graduated, I used my creative writing degree to tell you about it
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Federal judge sides with cruise line against DeathSantis, writing that Florida "fails to provide a valid evidentiary, factual, or legal predicate"
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