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headlines found matching 'Wound'
Thu June 30, 2022
(Indy100)
 
 
 
Man left with "whistling scrotum" after botched surgery. On a related note, I ordered that cocktail in Amsterdam once
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Thu June 16, 2022
(WOWK Charleston)
 
 
 
Dude brought a rake to a chainsaw fight. Dumbass tag sort of applies to both
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Wed June 15, 2022
(KTVU Bay Area News)
 
 
 
Orbeez wielding terrorists send another teen to the ICU
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Thu June 09, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
The Webb Knight: It's just a flesh wound
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Wed June 08, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Hasbro board uses +3 Sword of Wounding to slay the Alta Fox that wanted to spin off the division that owns Dungeons & Dragons
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Someone is killing the feral cats of Florida
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Tue June 07, 2022
(ABC News)
 
 
 
This teacher lost his entire class, 11 of the 19 Uvalde shooting victims, and was himself critically wounded after being shot 5 times and barely surviving. You'd better believe he has a few things to say about the police response that day
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Sat June 04, 2022
(NBC 12 Richmond)
 
 
 
Chesterfield, Virginia: come on down. Your six wounded and one dead make you a participant in 2022's mass shooting epidemic
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
After student called 911 saying that wounded teacher was still alive, rogue cops took it upon themselves to storm Uvalde classroom
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Tue May 31, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
I shot the rapper, but I did not shoot the deputy
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Sun May 29, 2022
(Fox 2 St. Louis)
 
 
 
Pop quiz: Man #1 carries rifle into store. Man #2 robs Man #1 of the rifle while he's walking out. Man #1 goes to his car for a second gun and they both start shooting each other. Man #3 arrives with another gun. Who is the good guy with the gun?
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Fri May 27, 2022
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Uvalde student wounded in the shooting, but survived thanks to an impromptu blood donation
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Tue May 24, 2022
(San Francisco Chronicle)
 
 
 
SFPD responds to a knife attack, decide to kill both the attacker and victim and let God sort them out
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Sat May 21, 2022
(Metal Injection)
 
 
 
Five Finger Death Punch wounded by stage laser eye zap
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Mon May 16, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Gunfire, car crash reported on Alcatraz. Michael Bay unavailable for comment
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Fri May 13, 2022
(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
Is a house really vacant if a dead body is inside?
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Sun May 08, 2022
(CBC)
 
Hero
 
Brave and selfless Ukrainian rescues two wounded men in the street, taking them on a wild ride through the Donetsk region. Russian troops open fire on the car, lodging bullets into the hero's legs. Undeterred, they make it to the hospital. She is a 15-year-old girl
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Thu May 05, 2022
(WHNS Fox 21)
 
 
 
Carolina math: Farts, rotten eggs, and black panthers = Dead prankster girlfriend
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Tue May 03, 2022
(ABC7 Chicago)
 
 
 
Four shot in Loop, Chicago police say. Christ, getting shot once would be bad enough, but over and over and over?
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Mon April 25, 2022
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Fascist disinformation machine bravely unleashes its lavishly-funded wrath on... a traumatized Ukrainian waitress
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Wed April 20, 2022
(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
E-bandaids are e-volving, will be e-vailable e-ventually for your e-njuries
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Sat April 16, 2022
(People Magazine)
 
Hero
 
Kristina Anderson started The Koshko Foundation to try to prevent shootings like the one at Virginia Tech on April 16, 2007, which claimed the lives of 32 people and wounded 17 more, including her
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Tue April 12, 2022
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Scientists rejuvenate 53-year-old woman's skin to be like that of a 23-year-old. Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me
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Sun April 10, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
At the intersection of America's pastime and America's pastime
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
"This is bowling, there are rules." Five shot at a bowling alley. Difficulty: Canada
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Thu April 07, 2022
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Man claims to have "accidentally" shot his wife, who was found with 6 gunshot and 2 stab wounds. Must have been some accident
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Mon April 04, 2022
(Some Cool Guys and Gals)
 
 
 
What happens when your Amtrak derails near a remote Montana town? Every human in the area mobilizes to treat the wounded, feed the survivors, donate food, shelter, and medicine, haul luggage from the crash site, and drive passengers hundreds of miles
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Fri April 01, 2022
(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
So, don't panic, Florida does not have a chupacabra, or as the local reporter called it, twice, a 'chewbacca'
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Mon March 21, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
They didn't believe in us. They said it couldn't even be done. But we showed them all, and managed to have 9 MASS SHOOTINGS IN ONE WEEKEND. USA USA USA USA USA
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Sat March 19, 2022
(CTV News)
 
 
 
I don't mind most marine mammals, but sea lions? I could do without sea lions
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Fri March 18, 2022
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
In Russia, Terminator trends YOU. The BBC says Ahhnold's message is being heard
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Australia, where even a toddler can have a 'terrifying ordeal' after getting attacked by a giant mouse while sitting on a porch
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Mon March 14, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Fox News reporter wounded in friendly fire incident
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Sat March 05, 2022
(Merriam-Webster)
 
 
 
The Merriam-Webster word of the day is fester; as in: He denies most of the charges, but there are a few he fester
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