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Sun July 05, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Didn't we know this?
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Sat July 04, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The CDC farked up Zika testing for the same reason it farked up COVID-19 testing: because they wanted to test more than one thing at a time
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Thu July 02, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
The pain in Spain is coming mainly from the empty plane
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Only two states meet the minimum requirements to even think about reopening
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Wed July 01, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
'All ye out, come in free', or 'Olly, Olly Covid-19'? Either way the UN calls for a time out
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Florida cases seem to have flattened... perhaps because the state has reached its testing limit
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Let's check into how the US is doing six months into the Coronavirus fight, and it's...oh, dear
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
To flatten the curve, Americans sacrificed an incredible amount. Their leaders, however, squandered everything for money and let everyone down
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(Science Magazine)
 
 
 
Only 50% of Americans plan to get the Coronavirus vaccine once it's available. Also, here's the Venn diagram of those Americans and Trump supporters: ●
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Tue June 30, 2020
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Anyone with an IQ over 80 isn't invited to Trump's Mt. Rushmore burning
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(CBC)
 
Boobies
 
If she's concerned, maybe she should stay out of places like that
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Mon June 29, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
More good news from the World Health Organization, they're now saying "the worst is yet to come" in the fight against the coronavirus, and that "the pandemic is actually speeding up"
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Sun June 28, 2020
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
And for his next move, Trump wants to...*checks notes* defund Stars and Stripes
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Old Hell: Risk of death by COVID-19. New Hell: COVID-19 for life
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Sure global coronavirus cases have topped 10 million, but this will be a minor number as most of the hardest-hit nations are easing lockdowns too soon
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Right wing militia rally gets last minute sponsorship from Sacha Baron Cohen and you can see where this is going
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Sat June 27, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
This one has even Ric Romero shaking his head and saying "Yeah, we know"
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Thu June 25, 2020
(Atomic Scientists Bulletin)
 
 
 
Can you become immune to COVID-19 by finding a hair in a Bible? Are criminals in Germany distributing free face masks laced with narcotics to exploit and rob citizens? See the Infodemic Monitor
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(NPR)
 
 
 
"Helpful" Civilization 6-style map to show us all just how screwed we are
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Good news: ending the 2nd deadliest Ebola outbreak ever. Congo news: you still have the world's largest measles epidemic, the virus is lurking, AND there's new Ebola outbreak in the north
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Sweet, a new record
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"Djokovic's folly is a lesson to the world"
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Wed June 24, 2020
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
So....should you travel this summer? Are you traveling? Why?
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Tue June 23, 2020
(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
We've taken these two hairstylists who have coronavirus, and made them wear masks, as well as their 140 customers. Let's see what happens, shall we? Oh my, that was unexpected
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Desperate for a scapegoat to blame their abysmal coronavirus response on, and previous attempts to audition China or the WHO for the role not really resonating with the American people, the White House is now fitting the CDC for a set of horns
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Mon June 22, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
If a bat sneezes in the woods and there are no humans nearby, does the pandemic exist?
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
The FDA would like you to know there are (at least) nine hand sanitizers available now that are worse than the virus
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(Axios)
 
 
 
WHO reports highest single-day increase in confirmed coronavirus cases worldwide...a "world record" so to speak
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Fri June 19, 2020
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Chinese company says its vaccine could be complete by 'autumn' which anti-vaxxers will point out is only 3 letters away from 'autism'
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Begun, the mask war has
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
No, but if he wants to take it that way, it's fine by me
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Thu June 18, 2020
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Thursday. Raise a glass to celebrate the DACA win at SCOTUS during the MSNBC primetime thread, starting at 8PM Eastern
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Plastic - it's what's for dinner
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Reminisce about the first 100 coronavirus deaths and survivors with this hot list of the 100 best and worst pandemic stonks
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Black Lives Matter protests have been ongoing across the country for three weeks -- but do not appear to correlate with any increased rate of coronavirus
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Wed June 17, 2020
(Science Times)
 
 
 
You know who else was Austrian?
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(Wired)
 
 
 
H5N1 avian flu. SARS. Covid-19. All are bad, but they might not be the "big one." Sleep tight
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
400 people test positive in German abattoir, even more confused
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Tue June 16, 2020
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Scientists: just so we're clear...... raw onions do NOT prevent Covid-19
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Tuesday. Time for tacos, tostadas and tequila. Oh, and the MSNBC Primetime thread, which starts at 8 PM Eastern
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(AP News)
 
 
 
The UK begins human trials on a corona virus vaccine, pre-production on "The Omega Chap"
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(Wired)
 
 
 
But start with yourself. Eau de Hobo is not appealing
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(WMDT Maryland)
 
 
 
In Germany pets with ze virus now must be reported regardless of zeir papers
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Mon June 15, 2020
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
" . . . and coming into the bottom turn in Congo by a neck it's Coronavirus, Coronavirus taking the lead, but here comes Measles from behind and on the inside stretch it'S . . . Ebola"
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Some mildly symptomatic COVID infections lead to significant long term problems, according to Dutch study fresh from the oven
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Sun June 14, 2020
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
GOOD: America has won the war against the Corona Virus. BAD: In the same way we won the war in Vietnam - it got too expensive and we pretended that it was over
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Sat June 13, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Looks like somebody stole the "I withdraw from WHO" notification letter from Trump's stack of documents to sign
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Subby shared his story about recovering from COVID last month. Recovery is still going on, had a bunch of weird symptoms that continue to this day. Turns out for some, this is the new normal
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
At least nearly extinct parasites aren't making a come back in 2020. Wait, what's that? Oh for Fark's sake
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Finger tapping head - you can't start the second wave if you never technically finish the first wave
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Banking apps are super secure and safe to use, they said at the bank
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Thu June 11, 2020
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Senate Republicans see catastrophe for the nation, rush into action to provide necessary powers to subpoena the hell out of Obama officials
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(NPR)
 
 
 
"Are you a terrorist?" "No." "Do you have the 'rona?" "No." "Ok, here's your boarding pass, enjoy your flight"
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Wed June 10, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Old & busted: dating while herpes positive. New hotness: dating, working, traveling while COVID-19 antibody positive
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(WYFF 4 Greenville)
 
 
 
SC seeing huge spike in coronavirus cases after businesses reopened, so the governor decides to do the irresponsible thing : "The governor has no intention of reinstating restrictions on businesses"
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Bolsonaro followed Trump's Coronavirus playbook, and now he and his country are suffering
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
President of Burundi born on a Monday, christened on Tuesday, married on Wednesday, got COVID-19 on Thursday, grew worse on Friday, died on Saturday, buried on Sunday, that was the end, of the President of Burundi
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(News 96.5 Florida)
 
 
 
Disney hides racist movie, forgets to hide racist ride
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Here's your guide to the 125+ virus vaccines in development, because it's NOT going to disappear
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Tue June 09, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
The WHO releases its new hit, Ball of Confusion
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Mon June 08, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
Experts file their 'well duh idiots' concern of the protests, say they are "not a good idea" when it comes to the spread of the coronavirus
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
The WHO still trying to figure out what, where, when and why. Apparently all that social distancing may not have mattered at all, as asymptomatic transmission may be rare
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(PsyPost)
 
 
 
Peer reviewed paper finds non-compliance with social distancing linked to psychopathic behavior
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Sat June 06, 2020
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
The latest unhinged liberals to ludicrously claim Trump is losing the 2020 race? The Trump campaign
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
President Madagascar: No lollipop for you
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Thu June 04, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
China doesn't want a New World Order - it's got this one right where it wants it
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(Retraction Watch)
 
 
 
Study claiming masks ineffective ineffective
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Europe's bars reopen with a million beers waiting as lockdown at home gives way to heaven on earth
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Wed June 03, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
A UK coronavirus contact tracer says she worked 38 hours but didn't make a single call and spent the time watching Netflix. She also laughs at all you farkers
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Tue June 02, 2020
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
We have now entered the final phase of the Trump Era, says some guy unfamiliar with classic fusion/funk band Living Colour
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Sun May 31, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Apparently, Trump wants to poison Brazil now
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Evidence of COVID-19 in patients. In November. In France
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Little child says he didn't want to play with those guys anyway
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Sat May 30, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
While the US struggles with almost two million cases and 104,000 deaths, Vietnam, a country without wealth or an advanced healthcare system has not even had one death, here's why
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Coronavirus is spreading too quickly for England's lockdown to ease up
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Fri May 29, 2020
(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
Trade wars are easy to fail to stop
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
COUNTERPOINT: Respond to Coronavirus with more Globalism, an argument by the Orb guiding Marianne Williamson
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
POINT: Respond to Coronavirus with more Nationalism, an argument by Nigel Farage
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Thu May 28, 2020
(CBC)
 
 
 
Respected world leaders meet to discuss how to cooperate to mitigate the damage of COVID on the world. Guess who decided to skip it.. go ahead guess
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(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
It may be time for Susan Collins to show a bit of concern
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(Science Magazine)
 
 
 
Masks? Here comes the science
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
New study shows that asymptomatic cases of COVID-19 may be even more prevalent than previously thought and can shed the virus for 8 days, but go ahead keep complaining about having to wear a mask when you're "healthy"
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Wed May 27, 2020
(Medpage Today)
 
 
 
Clearing up the confusion nicely, we learn that the authors of last week's definitive Lancet study appear to have used creative math in their calculations
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Can't have a second wave if the first wave never ends
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
France bans hydroxychloroquine to treat COVID-19 because reasons. And science. And safety concerns. And little-to-no efficacy
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Tue May 26, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
See? SEE? Those science doodoo heads have no idea what they are doing. Constantly changing their minds and all. Better to trust in the infallible wisdom of the LORD. Or better yet, of Mammon
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
In Brazil, Bolsanaro took the fight against CV-19 out of the hands of public health officials and gave it to his generals. And now that they're #2 in the world in cases? Bolsanaro's statesman-like response is: "So what? What do you want me to do?"
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
WHO stops trial using hydrochloroquinine for COVID patients. Who? WHO. No, who? WHO. Stop saying that
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Sun May 24, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump announces he is blocking Brazillian immigrants. Stephen Miller permanently erect at hearing how many immigrants are being kept out of the country
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Pence is threatening China. Again
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(MSN)
 
 
 
When the COVID-19 pandemic ends, which industries will boom?
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Sat May 23, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Oh BTW, Europe outright rejected Cadet Bone Spur's vision of the world this week
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Fri May 22, 2020
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Pearl Harbor, 9/11, and even Katrina brought Americans together in the solidarity of shared grief. Suddenly, Trump
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(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Dana Perino thinks she's going to get the best of Symone Sanders with a snide, degrading remark, promptly gets owned
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Thu May 21, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
♫♫ Five. Five million. Five million 'fections. ♫♫ It is the way
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(National Post)
 
 
 
Sweden braces for deep economic crisis as it turns out viruses don't give a damn about right-wing libertarian masturbatory fantasies
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
"It's going to disappear. One day - it's like a miracle - it will disappear"
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Wed May 20, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
A lesson in how to fleece the public: the 36-hour Moderna vaccine frenzy
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
WHO reports most coronavirus cases in a day, "We still have a long way to go in this pandemic." Hey man, cool shirt,... um, you were saying?
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Sorry, broflakes, looks as if wearing masks may in fact reduce coronavirus transmission by 75 percent
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Tue May 19, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump to WHO: I'm cutting off funding because you ignored reports of Covid-19 spreading in Wuhan including reports the Lancet Journal published in December. The Lancet to Trump: WTF are you talking about? We didn't publish any such thing
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Another consequence of the pandemic: The number of sexually transmitted diseases is skyrocketing; in part because health care workers normally assigned to STD cases have been redeployed to the coronavirus
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Russia says many coronavirus patients died of other causes, including defenestration, radioactivity exposure, and hot lead poisoning
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Mon May 18, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
It's all team work and Kum Ba Yah until a vaccine is developed then it's every country for itself
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(WDRB Louisville)
 
 
 
Oh, the humanity... in a good way. Everyday heroes, folks. And yes, I cried
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(NECN Boston)
 
 
 
Coronavirus vaccine test results in all 45 subjects developing antibodies
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Sun May 17, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
"Hello, I'm polio. I'm baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack. Did you miss me?"
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(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
Arizona may jail Jacob Wohl (be sure scroll down to see his cringeworthy selfie)
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Fri May 15, 2020
(The Onion)
 
 
 
Exposing the bigotry of blaming a Chinese bar for the coronavirus outbreak
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Pandemic coverage on your travel health insurance? Uh-huh. I see. That certainly makes sense. You can't have it. But I can let you have a pizza oven. Just use the standard S stroke 1798 and write in "Pizza" where it says "Aspirin"
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Left wing Mother Jones comes clean and agrees with Trump, somewhat: China's response to the coronavirus outbreak was pretty bad
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
The world has stopped laughing at the US. Now they're looking on in horror. "It's like the Balkans"
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
The kooked-up Hillary-haters Trump team behind 'lock her up' is now going after infectious-disease expert Anthony Fauci
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Testing may be frankly overrated, says the one of the only two people on the entire planet who gets tested daily
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Thu May 14, 2020
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Bright forecasts darkness
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Wed May 13, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
Much like your kids still living at home, COVID-19 may never go away
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
147,000 dead by Aug. 4
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Prince's Estate has authorized a three-day streaming of the New York leg of his Purple Rain tour concert, starting Friday going through Sunday, to support coronavirus relief
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
What if we get a Covid-19 vaccine and half the country refuses to take it?
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Tue May 12, 2020
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Trump unleashes a new wave of memes riffing off his propaganda posters
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
"Lights... Camera... SANITIZER"
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(Digital Trends)
 
 
 
Bill Gates regrets he didn't do more to warn world about pandemics. Still refuses to apologize for Windows ME
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(Wired)
 
 
 
Remember the cheesy sci-fi movies where there's a lottery to get on the spaceships to get off the doomed Earth? It's like that sort of, but not really. Also, you're with us at the back of the line with the rest of the poors
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Decades of global progress are about to be undone by Coronavirus
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Mon May 11, 2020
(The Conversation)
 
 
 
Are you sick but can't get tested for COVID-19 because you live in a failed 3rd world country with a corrupt and incompetent government....or worse, the USA? Thankfully there's now a (peer-reviewed) app for that
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Entomologist unimpressed by murder hornet scare: "What about mosquitoes?"
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Urgent care provider CityMD: You 15,000 people with coronavirus antibodies? Um, yeah, well darn the luck - it seems you're not - and there's no easy, non-lawsuity way to say this - you're maybe not so immune as we might have suggested. Oopsy
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Sat May 09, 2020
(France 24)
 
 
 
Because this is the timeline we're stuck in: One day after agreeing to the final text, the Trump Administration stunned the UN Security Council and stopped a vote on a resolution for hotspot ceasefires to help fight the pandemic
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Fri May 08, 2020
(Baton Rouge Advocate)
 
 
 
If the government can force you to wear a mask, what's next? Subby expects some type of shoulder/lap device to belt you into your seat while driving
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Thu May 07, 2020
(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
We may be in a global pandemic and about to be overrun by murder hornets, but at least we're not going to war with China. Oh crap
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Moscow residents to begin wearing masks and gloves next week, which is the earliest the KGB can have every comrade's photo and fingerprints uploaded
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
In addition to risking their lives, stress, exhaustion, depression and PTSD, doctors and hospital workers are really not enjoying seeing the Covid Truthers and the derp of social media's infromed
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(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
♬♬ Oh the snake bites/ With his teeth, dear/ And there's a new way/ To treat it now ♬♬
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
WHO warns of Coronavirus Boomerang, which doesn't have the same ring to the rest of their albums
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(NPR)
 
 
 
True to form, Trump had already fallen behind on America's pledged payments to the World Health Organization before he decided to blame his ineptitude on them and declare he wouldn't be paying them anymore, anyway
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(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
"A senior administration official said he expects Trump to begin publicly questioning the death toll as it closes in on his predictions for the final death count and damages him politically"
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Wed May 06, 2020
(World Economic Forum)
 
 
 
Too many teleconferences might be burning you out. Why? Because each one is the "You Show" staring You. If these tips don't help try picturing your audience naked
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(CNN)
 
 
 
There was a LOT of competition for the title
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Coronavirus spread earlier than was thought. Small mutations but not more than one strain. Science instead of fear mongering in this one
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(Snopes)
 
 
 
It appears that the MAGA crowd was so invested in their fish-tank cleaner as the micracle cure for Coronavirus, that now that we have an ACTUAL drug that is effective against it, they've launched massive conspiracy theories to discredit it
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Booty call sinks sage scientist
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Tue May 05, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Days after 900 employees tested positive for coronavirus at a Tyson meat packing plant...another 700 at a second Tyson meat packing plant test positive
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(BBC)
 
 
 
You know things are jacked when you don't know who to believe: the Chinese state media or the US State Department
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(FactCheck)
 
 
 
There is absolutely NO evidence to back up Trumps claim that Biden wrote him "a letter of apology" for criticizing his China "travel ban". But you knew that already because if existed, a copy would have been mailed with every stimulus check sent out
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
A Covid-19 vaccine may not be ready any time soon, especially when the U.S. government refuses to put any money towards it
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Mon May 04, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Chinese memo states to expect global backlash to be on the levels of 1989, when according to them nothing of merit happened to anyone anywhere in the capital
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Singapore is a great example of how to handle coronavirus. Was. I meant was
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Stock market investors are starting to realize you can't make money if you kill off all the workers by reopening the economy too soon
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"I didn't screw this up it was Fauci" says scared con man who sees the con ending
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
From the 'who couldn't see this coming' files: Many countries now reporting new coronavirus infection peaks after easing their lockdowns too early
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Sun May 03, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
What happens if a coronavirus vaccine is never developed?
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(Politico)
 
 
 
US health officials: We are concerned that if China develops a vaccine first, they'll use it for economic and diplomatic leverage. The rest of us: Have you even met your boss?
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
As some states put their collective toes into reopening, COVID-19 death numbers managed an almost 9/11 on Saturday
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Sat May 02, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
"There is absolutely no way on Earth, on this planet or any other planet, that we can do 20 million tests a day"
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(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
The GOP nightmare if Democrats control everything: Washington, D.C. and Puerto Rico gaining statehood, abolishing the Electoral College, and adding four judges to the Supreme Court
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Fri May 01, 2020
(Scientific American)
 
 
 
Differences in reporting criteria make it impossible to directly compare mortality from the flu to that from COVID-19. "In other words, the coronavirus is not anything like the flu: It is much, much worse
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Chinese State Media trolls USA with lego animation and chipmunk voices. Feel the burn?
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(DW)
 
 
 
Which country should get the Coronavirus vaccine first?
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
𝅘𝅥𝅮 You are the champions. You are the champions. No time for losers, like you in the White House ... well that's how I would have wrote it
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Trump would love to let you see his evidence that coronavirus originated at Wuhan virology lab, but it's classified at the same level as Obama's Kenyan birth certificate
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
"A handful of kids have developed dangerous inflammation around the heart and other organs. It's similar to a rare condition called Kawasaki disease." Yamaha, Honda, Suzuki diseases unavailable for comment
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Why are Coronavirus conspiracy theories on the rise?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
China made SARS-CoV-2 as a bioweapon, says numskull conspiracy theorist who sits in the Oval Office
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Now that his dream is coming true, now is the appropriate time to look at a timeline of Trump's "100 days of deadly coronavirus denial"
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Thu April 30, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮 Blame China 𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
US Intelligence report: No, Covid-19 was not created or altered in a lab. Just a simple case of nature vs. negligence
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Wed April 29, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Senior Beijing official would like to tell you how much Trump is pulling sh*t out of his arse about China covering up the coronavirus
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Trump demands intel agencies investigate WHO for COVID-19 coverup. Yes, those same agencies that gave him a dozen intel reports in January and February
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Anti-vax groups aren't going to let a little technicality like the fact that it doesn't even exist yet stop them from telling you how dangerous the Covid-19 vaccine is and why you should refuse to vaccinate yourself or your kids
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(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
I want to come up with a funny headline for a light hearted story. I want to make a stupid joke. Maybe make a post a about a guy getting his junk stuck in a chair. Anyway here is a story about Trump cutting funding for Coronavirus research
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
YouTube has released a fact-check feature in the U.S. for its search results, to help dummies know the difference between legitimate news sources and whackadoodle nut-jobs
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Airborne coronavirus detected in Wuhan hospitals
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Trump administration launches an investigation to see if China and WHO hid the coronavirus information that he was ignoring for the first two months of 2020
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
It was ten years ago this week that Iron Man 2 premiered. Sooo what went wrong?
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Tue April 28, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
On the positive side, Trump now has fewer documented lies during his presidency than U.S. Coronavirus fatalities
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(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Why is Trump showing up for his TV appearances with pupils the size of dinner plates?
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Seven coronavirus models vs. the President's gut
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(Medium)
 
 
 
So how does one open a state that never officially closed?
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
China accuses U.S. of 'telling barefaced lies' over Coronavirus, possibly after hurriedly putting on a fake mustache
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Sweden and Denmark have taken very different approaches to fighting the coronavirus. Let's see how...oh my
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump campaign makes it clear to Senate Republicans that the Emperor does indeed have clothes and they are the most tremendous clothes any one has ever seen. Really, everyone is talking about them
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(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Farker who happens to be a retired engineer coping with being homebound clicks a Fark link about a retired engineer coping with being homebound. And reads a story he posted to DailyKos two weeks ago. Here's more
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(CBC)
 
 
 
"Yeah we could have done more. Sorry" - Canada's top doctor
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Mon April 27, 2020
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
After Congress told it No, the Federal Reserve created a investment-grade back door that allowed Carnival Cruises to still get billions in bailout funds
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Diamond and Silk demoted to Cubic Zirconia and Polyester after tossing out some of the wilder conspiracy theories like Bill Gates' "Plandemic", 5G controlled hospital buffing, and the idea that everyone should go out and get infected
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Much like the God-skeptical atheists who suddenly discover the power of prayer in a foxhole, government-skeptical Americans want an effective government intervention during a pandemic
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Stockholm may reach herd immunity to Covid-19 sometime next month, official says while sweating and looking around nervously
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Germans must now wear masks in public. Still no word on armbands
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The NY Times analyzed every word of Trump's daily coronavirus briefings, finding, "By far the most recurring utterances from Mr. Trump in the briefings are self-congratulations"
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(Comic Sands)
 
 
 
Mom has ten kids in ten years despite having only one date with her husband a year. I guess we know what happens that night
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(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
1,000 cadets being called back to West Point -- during a pandemic -- so that President Tide Pods can make them listen to a commencement speech that surely won't consist of rambling, self-indulgent gibberish
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(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
WHO: There is no immunity to COVID-19, absolutely none, and when I say none I mean there is a certain amount
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Sun April 26, 2020
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
You're living through a history changing event. Write a diary. Future historians will love you, and you'll be remembered
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(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
How an engineer copes with lockdown
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Spanish children finally get to venture outdoors for first time in six weeks. "I never thought I would miss school but I really miss it," said that one kid who always reminds the teacher about tonight's homework
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(The Week)
 
 
 
What are the coronavirus conspiracy theorists truly worried about?
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Sat April 25, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Covid-19 has globally killed 200,000 people and it only took 4 months unlike that slacker influenza that takes a whole year to get near those numbers
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(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
Cats get it, dogs get it, even pigeons get it. We're going to put this in the D'awww tab to distract us from the humans who don't get
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Fri April 24, 2020
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Smokers rejoice. Your addiction is your salvation
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(SecondNexus)
 
 
 
Fail: Make America Sick Again protesters have attempted to shame Michigan Governor Whitmer with a nickname. Epic Fail: The Wolverine Queen
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(Science Magazine)
 
 
 
The first results from the COVID-19 antibody studies are in and it looks like we have achieved Shroedinger's herd immunity
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
Just how much does a foreign government have to offer to bribe a U.S. government worker to reveal login information? Also what the hell is that stock photo?
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
China donates $30 million to WHO to ensure they're stigginit to Trump
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
YouTube bans 'medically unsubstantiated' content, Your move Twitter
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Thu April 23, 2020
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Thirsty Thursday edition of the MSNBC Primetime thread. The AoD is the macaque. Why? Because I like saying macaque. So, show me your macaques starting at 8 PM Eastern
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Elizabeth Warren's brother survived Vietnam, killed by COVID-19
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Liberal conspiracy to kill the economy and make Trump look bad reaches all the way back to 1918
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
The person tapped to lead U.S. pandemic task force knows a little something about running labs
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(Media Matters)
 
 
 
Fox News enters full spin cycle, attempts to rewrite Trump's numerous failures on Covid-19
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(Radio.com)
 
 
 
Post Malone to host concert of Pre Malone music
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
The new person tapped to lead US pandemic task force is qualified because he's A: A former doctor? B: A former biologist? or C: A former Labradoodle breeder?
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Donald Trump: No One could have known how badly this pandemic would damage the economy. Reuters 2013: I am No One
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
How do I deal with a friend who thinks the Coronavirus is a hoax?
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Wed April 22, 2020
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
It's Whacked out Wednesday. Just remember that we're all weathering the same storm. Welcome to the MSNBC Primetime thread, starting at 8 PM Eastern
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(The US Sun)
 
 
 
Two New York house cats test positive for COVID-19, the first in the US, signaling what could be the end of Caturday as we know it
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
Trump's new immigration freeze isn't about Coronavirus
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(The Conversation)
 
 
 
While the virus pandemic rages, superbugs are girding their loins for their time on the global stage
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump: "How DARE anyone put together a video of me denying saying things I said, or didn't...bigly" (with video)
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Tue April 21, 2020
(Stat News)
 
 
 
Director of U.S. agency key to coronavirus vaccine development leaves role suddenly. Yeah this is not a good thing and will not end well
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
New Mexico hospital threw away reems of PPE just as the Virus hit because they faced an inspection, and the masks and hand sanitizer were close to or just past their expiration date
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Taco Tuesday is upon us. Order me up a couple of beef ones and a margarita while I set up the MSNBC primetime discussion thread, starting at 8 PM Eastern
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(Medical Design Briefs)
 
 
 
"Please cough into your phone." *Cough hack wheeze* "Processing. Congratulations. You have Covid-19." (phone uploads your entire location history for last week to local health department)
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Timeline of how Trump's been doing handling the coronavirus, just to help keep things straight
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Trump's golf club is pushing an unfounded, dangerous theory that alcohol will cure Covid-19
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Mon April 20, 2020
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
It's Monday again. It's day 38 of the "Sit your ass DOWN" order in my house. However, we can still get together for the MSNBC Primetime thread, starting at 8 PM Eastern
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Then the state-by-state idiocy began
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Headline: Wind turbine noise affects dream sleep and perceived sleep restoration. Article: "We can't draw conclusions from this study on long-term health impact." *yawn*
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Some anti-vaxxers are inoculating themselves against anti-vaxxer propaganda upon discovering what it means to lack immunity to COVID-19
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(The Conversation)
 
 
 
That hand sanitizer which does not kill the germs only makes them stronger
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(MSN)
 
 
 
The 'last cruise ship on Earth' finally comes home
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(Salon)
 
 
 
The reality that is frightening is that the wealthiest and most militarily powerful country in the world, during a pandemic, is under the leadership of someone who is certifiably nuts
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump brags that America will have the best death count, the biggest in the world. Yuge
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Sun April 19, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
US COVID-19 death toll tops 40,000. Only 18,220 to go before Cadet Bone Spurs exceeds total number of US Vietnam War dead
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Jeff Bezos: "Excellent. These color monitors have already paid for themselves"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
WHO: U.S. researchers, physicians and public health experts. WHERE: WHO HQ in Geneva. WHY: Transmitted real-time information about COVID-19's discovery and spread in China to Trump Administration officials. WHEN: Late 2019. WHAT...the f*ck
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(AlterNet)
 
 
 
Gym Jordan tells Jeanine Pirro he plans on asking Congress to investigate governors for doing their jobs
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Darth Idious strikes back with a pandemic briefing littered with lies
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Two-thirds of Americans have some common sense
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Sat April 18, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
President Trump blames governors for not using the tests they don't have. Do not worry, defunding WHO will fix this. FOR REASONS
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(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
"Stop asking us to die for your convenience"
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Fri April 17, 2020
(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
"Screw the pandemic; I'm reopening my outlet mall"
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Trump's "plan" to reopen the country is a lot like Subby's plan to make Anna Kendrick fall for him: vague, impractical, and missing all the important details
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(Cherokee Tribune & Ledger)
 
Weeners
 
Dick gets beaten at state election commission meeting
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Aaaaaannnnnnd... here come the hydroxychloroquine lawsuits
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
So it seems like Bill Gates has become the newest target of the RW Derp Brigade. Subby suggest that all the idiots who think that Gates is behind C-19 should boycott Microsoft and smash their PCs in protest. That'll show him
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Facebook will soon identify people who have "liked" or posted harmful and misleading information about the Coronavirus and direct them to more reputable medical sources of information about the virus
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(Variety)
 
 
 
Facebook introduces two new 'care' reaction emojis amid COVID-19 crisis. Still no "WTF is happening now?" or "we're all doomed" reaction emoji
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Coronavirus detectable in crotch area
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Thu April 16, 2020
(Vox)
 
 
 
Some say Trump is cooked like a proper goose, others say propaganda
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Xi and Trump would appear to have been using the same COVID-19 playbook, and we're all going to pay the price
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
It's Thirsty Thursday and 22 million Americans have filed for unemployment. I hope your liquor store was deemed an essential business. Let's all commiserate from a safe distance while watching MSNBC at 8 PM EDT
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Countries doing great at dealing with pandemic have many lessons to learn. Number one, don't have an incompetent, bad-hair wearing motherfarker running your country. Everything's easy after that
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(Upworthy)
 
 
 
After Trump stops funding for WHO, Ireland quadruples its funding
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(The Week)
 
 
 
Worried about possibly having COVID-19 and want to be tested with instant results? Buy a plane ticket
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Winner winner, printed dinner
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Because they are too stupid to know the damage they have caused, Facebook actually believes that anything will happen when they alert people that they have read fake COVID19 information
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Well, Drew's boned
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(Metro)
 
 
 
British painter claims that smoking protects people from coronavirus. So, who are we supposed to believe: a painter or countless medical experts? It's a tough one
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Wed April 15, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
Democrats say WHO aid freeze is as illegal as Ukraine aid freeze. So expect a lot of hot air culminating in a vote to let Trump get away with it
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Whacked out Wednesday is upon us again. Time to come together, at an acceptable distance, and discuss the MSNBC Primetime block, starting at 8 PM Eastern
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
This group of Afghan girls is trying to build a ventilator from used car parts, which could knock the price down to $300 from $30,000
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(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
Hugo the Living Dummy's Coronavirus "supply chain task force" is a partisan dark government organization that is trying to make the presidency big business
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(Visual Capitalist)
 
 
 
What Americans are and aren't buying these days. Hot: bread makers. Old and busted: luggage
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
The next hot job will be going around asking people who they have exchanged bodily fluids with recently
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Guess who tried to gut CDC program directed at detecting and responding to infectious-disease outbreaks? If you guessed Trump, you'd be wrong, but it's probably your next guess
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
NY Times makes a 3D simulation to show how far respiratory droplets can spread. What they're really trying to say is stay the F*ck away from each other
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(AP News)
 
 
 
UnitedHealth won't seek federal aid because of the virus - it's still printing money faster than the Fed
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
The American Medical Association is deeply concerned with President Trump's severe craniorectal inversion, urges him to reconsider defunding the WHO
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(World Economic Forum)
 
 
 
It's the microdroplets, stupid
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Tue April 14, 2020
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Trump: US will stop funding WHO. Why? Because
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Chile counts people who die from Coronavirus as recovered because they 'are no longer contagious'. Also considers them criminals because they 'are no longer paying taxes'
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
So why are we shut down for COVID-19, and weren't for SARS, MERS, swine flu, or ebola? Two factors: Virulence and deadliness. Those diseases only had one or the other. COVID has both
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(Connecticut Post)
 
 
 
Eight huge new pieces of positive news about the coronavirus that we could all use right about now
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
The zombie apocalypse has begun, for real this time
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
As the number of lies Trump has told in office reaches 18,000, the main question has now become will he leave office next year having told more falsehoods or killed more Americans from COVID-19?
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Mon April 13, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
As we approach 2 million world wide confirmed cases of Covid-19 here an updated list of potential symptoms which basically boils down to you'll never know if you have/had Covid-19 unless you get tested
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Nearly all of trump's base believes the novel coronavirus was made in a lab
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
And you thought the coronavirus pandemic couldn't get much worse, here's how the hunt for a coronavirus vaccine could go horribly wrong
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
For more than a decade, Putin has led a massive disinformation campaign aimed at undermining faith in America's public health system -- such as promoting anti-vaxxers while leading massive pro-vaccination campaigns in Russia
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
We can learn much about Trump's America from Tiger King
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Sun April 12, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Trump's coronavirus response has established a new low in the USA's standing in the rest of the world. Don Cheeto has broken yet another long standing record
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(MSN)
 
 
 
The cost of not shutting down Florida's Spring Break has started being tallied
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Just because we're all stuck inside these days doesn't mean it's acceptable to let your 7-year-old play Fortnite for 19 hours a day
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Over half a million Americans have tested positive for coronavirus
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Sat April 11, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Azar first briefed Trump about COVID-19 on Jan. 18 at Mar-a-Lago Then, on Jan. 30, Azar briefed the president again on the virus, this time warning that it had the potential to become a pandemic, Trump told Azar that he was being "alarmist"
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
You know that slim bit of optimism you had this morning? Well, South Korean patients that were previously cleared are now testing positive for "reactivated" COVID-19 infection
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(Politico)
 
 
 
There IS a reason Sen. Ron Johnson (R-WI) is often referred to "The Dumbest Man in the U.S. Senate"
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Fri April 10, 2020
(UPI)
 
 
 
Eee-bo-laaa
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
The Lincoln Project has a new ad smiting Trump for playing golf instead of dealing with the MAGAvirus crisis and it's a doozie
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(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
Trump has blamed at least six different things for the start of the Coronavirus. Next up: Deep State and Chuck Schumer
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Bill Gates has been warning us about pandemics for five years and thinks U.S. citizens are doing a good job. The federal government? Not so much
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(Axios)
 
 
 
GOP worries Trump has just weeks to sharpen coronavirus response. America worries it has just weeks to death on a ventilator
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Thanks for the repatriation offer America, but I feel safer here. In Beirut
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Thu April 09, 2020
(Mercury News)
 
 
 
WHO determines dogs not susceptible to COVID-19. All dogs under quarantine can now go outside. In other words, WHO let the dogs out
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(Fox 59)
 
 
 
103-year-old Italian great grandmother beats coronavirus, says "I'd like to take a lovely walk"
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(Christian Post)
 
 
 
"Do I have concerns about a vaccine? Yes, but not because of a microchip that would identify me to the antichrist"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Because the Doctors at the WHO made Trump look bad, hes decided EXTERMINATE all funding from the US
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Subby is so old he remembers when lying was prohibited by the 10 commandments
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Conservative group gives Trump five Pinocchios for his excuse that impeachment hearings for distracted him from preparing for the pandemic. Also says something about comfortable couches to sleep on
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(The Week)
 
 
 
FEMA and HHS sent out the last shipments of supplies from the Strategic National Stockpile, which were apparently divided proportionally according to how many US Senators each state has
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Wed April 08, 2020
(Vice)
 
 
 
Conspiracy trolls are increasingly twisting the coronavirus pandemic to bolster their warped world views, also to claim that the crisis is not real at all
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(AP News)
 
 
 
The pain in Spain continues on an upward plane
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
It's a VERY long list
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Dr. House tells Mr. Trump the bad news: It's Lupus. As well as arthritis and malaria
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Who can create 10 percent of the jobs with her smile? Who can do absolutely nothing all day, but make Donnie speak with such guile? Well it's Ivanka & you should know it. With each fabrication and deceit they show it. We'll be lucky to live through it all
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"Chaos rocks Trump White House on virus' most tragic day" is probably going to be an evergreen headline for some weeks
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
2-4-6-8 prostitutes please urinate
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
400,000 (confirmed) COVID-19 cases and daily death tolls at 6/11s per day
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(Snopes)
 
 
 
Have plagues really occured every hundred years?
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Tue April 07, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump says he won't get fooled again by the WHO
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(Foreign Policy)
 
 
 
Iran is a COVID hotspot because A) secret passenger flights to and from China, B) superstition, C) scapegoating, D) packed religious services, E) insufficient testing, F) politicizing the crisis, G) all of the above. Whew. Glad we're not like that
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(Politico)
 
 
 
"Trump is pushing ahead with a plan to "surge" the malaria drug hydroxychloroquine to coronavirus hot zones around the country - even though there is little evidence that the treatment is effective, and ample proof that it can harm some patients"
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Mon April 06, 2020
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Gilead donates over 1.5 million doses of Remdesivir to hospitals in an attempt to extend a helping handmaid
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(Vox)
 
 
 
This may come as a surprise, but Elizabeth Warren has a plan for this. This what? THIS
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(NPR)
 
 
 
♫ Five.. Five figure.... Five figure death toll ♪
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Sun April 05, 2020
(Axios)
 
 
 
This pandemic may not kill you, but you'll likely end up fat, drunk, stoned and sexually perverted
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Why are men more likely to die of the coronavirus than women? I'm sure it's got nothing to do with the fact that subby is posting this while balancing on a metal ladder on one foot while changing a lightbulb in a thunderstorm
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Sat April 04, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
This is Florida, so we would like to remind you to keep a distance of at least one alligator between yourself and others
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Fri April 03, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
Smart governments game the free market to take advantage of dumb governments. It's Natural Selection- National Style
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Independent book stores band together to challenge Amazons dominance on book retail. If you have to shop online, you can still shop small
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(Nautil.us)
 
 
 
Handy article to be reposted in two weeks, or when every armchair epidemiologist and data analyst will claim the worst has passed
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(GQ)
 
 
 
Fast fashion facing flat-out failure from foronavirus. I tried
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(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
You can't have hand sanitizer because the FDA is afraid your kids will drink it
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(ArcaMax)
 
 
 
Another day, another story of how the Trump administration closed an early-warning pandemic program. FARK: the program was aimed at detecting novel coronaviruses and the staff had been working with the lab in Wuhan that identified covid-19
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Oh nothing, just Elizabeth Warren trying to get Club Shiatshow to take threats of a pandemic seriously -- in 2018
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Thu April 02, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The complete list of all the ways Trump has tried to kill us with coronavirus
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
So does wearing a mask REALLY help prevent coronavirus?
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Couple quarantined together after contracting virus on their first date. "I really like her eyes," he said, before contemplating feasting on them when the cans of corn nog are depleted
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Fighting COVID-19 is like playing whack-a-mole. Subby won an oversized teddy bear playing whack-a-mole once, and is available to join Trump's pandemic team
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
♫ Crazy I'm crazy for feeling so lonely I'm crazy Crazy for feeling so blue ♫
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(Foreign Policy)
 
 
 
While China is practicing "medical diplomacy" by offering doctors and medical supplies to underdeveloped countries around the world; the US State Dept is ordering our ambassadors around the world to beg their host countries for help
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(Consumer Reports)