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Fri April 16, 2021
(Slate)
 
 
 
Are too-generous unemployment benefits that make workers lazy the reason restaurants aren't able to hire workers? Before you respond, remember that A) this is a headline in the form of a question, and b) It's Slate asking the question
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
'My colleague keeps saying she's our baby's second mum and my wife isn't happy. Wat do?'
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Welcome Fark Artists to your Fartist Friday Contest. We celebrate the First Anniversary of Fartist Friday - the Paper Anniversary. Create a new work of art using actual paper - make origami, a collage, draw, write a poem, etc - and post a photo of it
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(NPR)
 
 
 
For some strange reason, NPR's list of the top seven ways to get out of medical debt doesn't include, "elect politicians who will enact a single-payer healthcare system"
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Meet 'Painless Pete', a retired nurse who has vaccinated thousands. Bonus: He tells dad jokes while jabbing you
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Where is our Care Economy?
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My toddler got an invitation from his cousin to take part in a sticker Ponzi scheme. Can we stop this before it gets too out of hand?"
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Thu April 15, 2021
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Greatest Scots boss EVER gives his entire staff a full Monday off when the pubs reopen on April 26 so they can enjoy pints, get drunk and not show up for work on Tuesday
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(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
Got a bun in the oven? Your kitchen staff may be working two jobs
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(Wired)
 
 
 
YES and please stop
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(Bon Appetit)
 
 
 
"I had stopped into Hiller & Moon, the Brooklyn cheese shop and specialty grocery ..." I think the writer just broke the food douche alarm
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
It appears that Kentucky doesn't have a "Son of Sam" law, as one of Breonna Taylor's killers gets a book deal with the publishing house that puts out works by such luminaries as Dan Bongino and Laura Loomis
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
In Dog we trust?
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Or employers can offer a wage that would make people want to work for them but that's just crazy talk
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Snakes revealed to be gentlemen: not only do they bring their own lube, they know how to use it appropriately, depending on where they're going
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(NPR)
 
 
 
When a man and a monkey love each other very much, sometimes there is just too much love for the two to contain that a new embryo is created to take all of that extra love
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
The warrant for Konstantin Kilimnik's arrest also puts to bed that the Russians weren't working with the Trump campaign because Manafort was giving Konstantin all the polling data. The FBI just confirmed it
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(Nerdist)
 
 
 
A.I.nstein
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Russia claims 'there is no famine' in Best Korea, possibly due to bumper crops of dietary staples such as dirt, bark, or other Best Koreans to eat
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Weed customers are everyone's dream demo - they work, they play, they have money, they're even more likely to watch and complete video ads
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(Fox 43 Pennsylvania)
 
 
 
Feeling overwhelmed in public spaces or anxious about going back to work? You are not alone
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Someone REALLY likes sprinkles
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Do you find cubicles a little too spacious? Are you tired of your telecommute cutting out the joy of riding a bus? Boy, have we got a cube for you
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Hopefully you'll take the engineering just as seriously
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Wed April 14, 2021
(Vice)
 
 
 
Dude, like have you ever been high on weed while working out at the gym? It's like the tread mills you're running on get you nowhere
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(Some Buff Guy)
 
 
 
Another victim of the pandemic: the gym membership. Because it's just as easy to give up working out by February at home
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Here's why your precious snowflake keeps getting rejected by all those colleges he applied to. Hey, the world needs ditch diggers, too. Or, more likely for these times, grave diggers
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Jon Stewart is too smart for Fox News, Green Lantern Corps
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(Vice)
 
 
 
No 'Big Brother' hijinks going on here, just the FBI accessing computers around U.S. to delete Microsoft Exchange hacks
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(WPBF West Palm Beach)
 
 
 
Biden WH releases detailed state-by-state summaries on how $2.3-trillion infrastructure bill will address failing interdependent parts, like roads, bridges, drinking water, health care, power networks, broadband, schools. How's your state holding up?
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(Sci Tech Daily)
 
 
 
Look at Me I'm an attention whore
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Why are restaurants having a hard time finding workers? "You're seeing restaurants shift the way they're working because people aren't willing to come back to that work environment"
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(AP News)
 
 
 
The Queen returns to whatever she calls work
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(Some Deadhead)
 
 
 
Wanna check out a working 1/6 model replica of the Grateful Dead's Wall of Sound?
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(Space News)
 
 
 
VIPER to ride on Falcon Heavy to the parts of the moon where the sun never shines
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Matt Gaetz tells CNN reporter "Your network is trying to propagandize lies against me" in a whiny, petulant tone one would expect from a child
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(Indy100)
 
 
 
People want to work, just not for YOU
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(Media Matters)
 
 
 
The sentient virus controlling Tucker Carlson claims "they" aren't telling you that Covid vaccines don't work
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Tue April 13, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
Donald and Mickey's long nightmare is over as Disney allows workers to uncover tattoos
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(Alternative Press)
 
 
 
Have we all just been singing the words wrong, or is there something else at work?
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(Smithsonian Magazine)
 
 
 
17th-century bishop was buried together with a) a cross, b) a sword, c) a fetus
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The Kreeger Museum has reopened. Chokebot and virtual girlfriend projector not yet on display
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(BK Reader)
 
 
 
Secret society operating under cover of darkness since 1848 begrudgingly comes out of the shadows after shoddy builder bungles construction on clubhouse
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
"Yellowballs" have the Schwartz with them
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(Daily Wire)
 
 
 
Classically trained opera singer, actor and blue collar LARPer thinks a living wage is too good for unskilled workers
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Oh sure. Let us know how they work out
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(NBC San Diego)
 
 
 
Worker bitten by snake at San Diego Zoo. No word if people were chasing her around while she yelled "snakebite"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The sad and terrifying reasons why Sally Struthers stopped working with Save the Children
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(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
You may not have to actually 'trip' to get psilocybin's antidepressant-like benefits, but why bother?
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
"Right now, there is no reason to work with people who did not vote for the American Rescue Plan, despite it being popular with 77% of the American people, including the majority or about half of Republicans"
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Top Republicans are working to rebrand the GOP as the party of the working class. You know, the proletariat. Somewhere Marx and Lenin are smiling. Very confused, but smiling
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
For years, the Internet Engineering Task Force has been trying to do something about all the racist terminology that exists in tech, but for some crazy reason their plan to get together every now and then and hum for agreement hasn't seemed to work
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"I learned my husband was having an affair with an older coworker and angrily confronted them about it; she's nice, and he's a better lover and husband now. Should I let them continue as it's also benefiting me?"
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(YouGov)
 
 
 
According to a new poll, almost one in five Americans are currently working their "dream job". Well, technically nightmares are dreams
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Jerry didn't comply. Jerry fought back. Jerry was allowed to drive off in a police cruiser. Yes, Jerry is white (not safe for work)
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(Travel and Leisure)
 
 
 
State will pay you $12,000 to move there and work remote. Difficulty: West by God Virginia
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Mon April 12, 2021
(NPR)
 
 
 
Hello Kitty is now all grown up and explaining how the census works for NPR
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(Politico)
 
 
 
There are people working very hard to ensure that Brian Harrison, a former labradoodle breeder turned Trump HHS official doesn't win a special congressional election in Texas, and those people are his former colleagues in the Trump Administration
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Uber may get into cannabis delivery which should work with their Uber Eats business model when all those customers get the munchies a few hours later
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(IGN)
 
 
 
Interesting: A live-action Gundam movie is in the works. Cool: It will be made by the director and studio of KONG: Skull Island. Facepalm: It's going straight to Netflix
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Hugh Jackman celebrates his 25th wedding anniversary with wife and no DP. She was ecstatic
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Spring. Grilling. Burgers. Dogs. Maybe some chicken. Not this guy
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
"Are you smarter than a 5th grader?" We all know the answer to question headlines and here's proof
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
With power tools, bikes, racks of sporting goods, workshop benches, beer fridges, tiki torches in the corners, and maybe an ICE car or two, is there even room to install high-juice power ports in your garage for the coming EVs?
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(Good Morning America)
 
 
 
12-year-old graduating high school this spring, plans to attend Arizona State with plans to work as NASA engineer. In related story, subby's teenager has yet to crawl out of bed
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Subby got an Ender 3 v2 over the weekend. The included filament worked as a breeze but it had no branding or information. Let's discuss filaments on today's Maker Monday Thread. Link goes to kg spool on sale. Bonus: Show us your latest print
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(Slate)
 
 
 
When asked about returning to the office, one person admitted "I don't trust anyone the same way and I don't think I ever will again." Seems not everyone is mentally prepared to return to the old 9 to 5
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My mother-in-law constantly insists on cooking, and while you'd think that would be great, it isn't because she sucks at cooking. Like it's completely inedible. How can I tell her to improve her cooking or stop altogether?"
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Enzo Sciotti has passed. You may not recognize the name, but you'll recognize the art
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Sun April 11, 2021
(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
10 shocking movie plot twists that... didn't work at all. Yep, the most obvious one is there
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Welcome Fark Artists to your Fartist Friday Contest. This week it's Show & Tell Volume 7. Show us a favorite work of art you've made & Tell us the story behind your process, inspiration, etc. Photos, paintings, jewelry, poetry, any art you've created
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Introverts don't want to go back to the Old Normal after the pandemic is over
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Innovative employers are offering more downtime, flexibility and wellness perks. What about a raise? Oh you sweet innocent serf
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
NHL changing into the DGAFHL as they pressure Vancouver to get back to work
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Sat April 10, 2021
(Hyperallergic)
 
 
 
Art fakes are inevitable. Why not think of that picture as the sublime masterwork "that Rothko happened not to have got around to?"
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Deplatforming works. Next time lock the barn door before the goddamn horse gets anywhere NEAR the farking hospital
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Fri April 09, 2021
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Roller Rink Manager wanted. $200k/year, $40k bonuses, housing and expenses included
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(The Next Web)
 
Boobies
 
We live inside a computer that learns - So, Farkers - is this Topic Amusing, Cool, Creepy, Interesting, Ironic, News, Obvious, PSA, Sad, Scary, Silly, Spiffy, Strange, Stupid, Unlikely, or Weird? I chose Boobies because ... because
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Egypt: EVERGREEN owes us $1 Billion for getting their ship stuck, while our pilot was in charge. Pilot (n) In maritime law, a person who assumes responsibility for a vessel to navigate it through a river or channel, or from or into a port
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(MSN)
 
 
 
T'was a hot wind that blew that day. Those of us that worked the wind farm knew our names were about to be called by the Goddess Windy. We all knew Windy has stormy eyes. And Windy has wings to fly. But none of us didn't think she could do this
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Lobbying firm hired by Matt Gaetz is exactly as competent as you would expect lawyers who agree to work for a guy who Venmo'ed money to a sex trafficker for illegal acts to be
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(CBS Pittsburgh)
 
 
 
Phil Coyne, who worked as an usher at over 6,000 games for the Pittsburgh Pirates, passed away at 102
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(StudyFinds)
 
 
 
56% of Americans blame pandemic for ruining their sex life. I mostly blame my wife's new boyfriend
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Chilean scientists unearth skunk that walked among dinosaurs. Kind of like Pepe Le Pew on steroids
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
American workers with loads of PTO because of the pandemic will vacation like the French this one glorious summer
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
KS Senate Majority Leader to step aside after driving the wrong way at twice the legal limit blood alcohol limit, threatening to fight police, and calling one officer "Donut Boy." But hey, he's a Republican and no minors got raped, so that's a plus
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(Slate)
 
 
 
The new Hemingway docuseries by Ken Burns and Lynn Novick is an excellent example of how the #MeToo movement can actually make something far better than it would have been otherwise
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
"I have never, ever come across a person who knows you can order a cup of melted cheese at both Wendy's and Arbys to dip your fries, nuggets, etc"
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
We're gonna vacation like the French this summer, so surrender to that fact
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(ABC 15)
 
 
 
Building inspector rescues great horned owl trapped in barbed wire fencing. "I've always had a heart for animals, especially an animal in distress"
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Thu April 08, 2021
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Eyes... (eyes, eyes) are connected to our brains, but fish's don't work the same, although they did before (or, or)
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Saturday night I was downtown Workin' for the FBI. She was a long cool woman in a black dress Just a 5'9", beautiful 'n' tall Just one look, I was a bad mess. Well, suddenly we hear the sirens And everybody started to run to the MSNBC thread at 7 PM EST
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Five days before Clarence Thomas published an opinion complaining about social media censorship, his wife Ginni sent out an email blast urging her associates to join an "influence network" to combat...social media censorship
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
This letter of support totally reads like it was written by the unnamed women who work in Matt Gaetz's office and absolutely not written by Matt Gaetz himself
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Problem: Russia facing an impending economic crisis if/when they get kicked out of the SWIFT banking system. Solution: Let's start our own banking system, with blackjack and hookers. China: How about no? Does no work for you?
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(Bert Hubert)
 
 
 
How do they work? Reverse Engineering the source code of the BioNTech/Pfizer Vaccine
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(Thread Reader)
 
 
 
Oh my. Longtime lawyer for the Florida Election Commission arrested for child porn charges. Prior to the election commission, he worked for the Florida Department of Children and Families... naturally
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
You think your work-from-home setup is sweet? Meet the justice of the Michigan Supreme Court who's been Zooming in from Dubai and Israel for the last 3 months
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
WV Wal-Mart worker who stole $124,000 in gift cards is now facing 20 years in prison and a $250,000 fine for each of 3 counts of wire fraud. Meanwhile, Derek Chauvin is about to walk free on murder charges
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(Vox)
 
 
 
A look at what life is like for those stuck on minimum wage
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
...because boycotts almost never work
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Wed April 07, 2021
(Live Science)
 
 
 
Now we know why there have been no Superman sightings on Mars
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Pence signs 7-figure book deal, but TFA's real gem is this part of its headline: "Trump and other administration alums face a tough market in publishing." Maybe they need to work more within the coloring book/word find/scratch n' sniff genres?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
What is that pink slime in your bathroom? Optimism to the left, fetid confessions to the right
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Microsoft now submerging servers in liquid baths for more efficient cooling. Note to Drew: NOT BEER
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Is it possible that working from home actually makes people drive more than when they're telecommuting? Slate doesn't know either, but they made up a bunch of hypothetical situations that imply it could be true. So, you know, be concerned
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
The first Tesla was almost a practical nerd cube instead of a re-jiggered Lotus Elise
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(MSN)
 
 
 
In a time when many employees are having to scrape by, CEOs are granting themselves raises, while giving the finger to their workers
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Want to get into the $4.5 billion massage parlor industry? Well you can work as a manicurist or a waitress which pays between $200 to $2,000 per month ...or become an illicit massage worker and make $200 on a good day or around $1,000 a week
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
They pay shiatty wages and face crush of business this summer. But they might not have enough workers they pay shiatty wages to meet demand. How can they save their businesses that pay shiatty wages? If only there was one thing they could do
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
One year ago we lost one of the most insightful and moving songwriters ever to Covid. Remember everything
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(PR Newswire)
 
 
 
People have gotten so used to working from home that 34% say they'd start looking for a new job if they have to start going into an office again
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Would have been the Feel Good Story of the Year if those pockets weren't sewn on by a 1st grader working in a sweat shop for pennies a day
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(Arkansas Online)
 
 
 
Arkansas man proves that Twisted Metal tactics don't work in real life
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Tue April 06, 2021
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Saudi Arabia owes subway workers billions of dollars. Man, that's a lot of five dollar foot longs
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Today in Alabama news, Coach Outlet having massive sale. SEC fans left scratching their heads over what school Coach Outlet works for
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
LSU athletic official Sharon Lewis claims she was harassed by the University in an effort to silence her after reporting ex-coach Les Miles, and you don't even want to KNOW what they did to Lamb Chop
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(EuroNews)
 
 
 
Check the weather before you set off on your 40km journey to evade quarantine regulations by skiing across the border. Failure to do so may result in your hospitalisation, becoming a Fark headline
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Right, like I'm gonna take advice from guys who smash their medical instruments after every crisis
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Sinema (D-INO): The senate is broken and not working...so why fix it?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Twitter person: "Horror cannot be set in space." Event Horizon gazes in pity, the Alien facepalms before climbing into the air duct and I think I hear a doomed spacewalker and doctor working on a virus that needs to be contained in the lab chuckling
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(Vulture)
 
 
 
Animated Peeps road trip movie now in the works, plot will involve the iconic marshmallow chicks going to Pennsylvania, where Peeps are manufactured
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Democrats in Congress have passed a desperately needed stimulus plan and are working on the first overhaul of the Voting Rights Act since 1965 and the most ambitious infrastructure plan since Eisenhower. Republicans are picking a fight with baseball
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(Lot of bull)
 
 
 
When hockey skates don't work, try apples and ATVs
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Why won't Biden work with people who refuse to negotiate in good faith? Politico is very concerned
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Visit New Zealand. Go to the toilet
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
These Scenic Rim Jobs could help you discover your new passion
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Amazon illegally fired employees who spoke out against the company's draconian working conditions. What a pisser
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My child is terrified that a mass shooting will occur at school and is constantly paralyzed by that fear. How can I soothe and pacify while working at dismissing that fear?"
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Mon April 05, 2021
(Chron)
 
 
 
Frat breaux end woe, way to geaux
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
In the Soviet Union, the ring throws you into Mount Doom
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(WJAC TV Johnstown)
 
 
 
"Magnet fishing" How the fark does that work?
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(Irish Post US)
 
 
 
Homesick Irishman living in Canada does what any good Irishman would do, turns his garage into an authentic Dublin pub
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(Limerick Leader)
 
 
 
There once was a nurse named Siobhan/key to the transplant team she was on/her car got into a wreck/sadly broke her neck/but donating her organs, she'll never be gone
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Food Network will head back to Flavortown for three more years
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Good teamwork, boys
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(WJAC TV Johnstown)
 
 
 
Socialist community raises $260,000 for local volunteer fire co. to get new truck. How stuff works
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(Fox 7 Austin)
 
 
 
You should never drive drunk. And you should definitely never drive drunk and hit the assistant fire chief who doubles as a police sergeant
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
After Covid, some people just don't want to go back to "normal"
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Sun April 04, 2021
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
The co-inventor of NFT's thinks they were a mistake
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Cue a nun
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
"Gimme your wallet or I'm gonna shoot somebody" generally works better as a threat when you choose your target properly
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
After extensive investigation, internet randos have figured out what caused the Suez Canal kerfuffle : Women drivers, am I right? And what's the deal with airline food?
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(Tampa Bay Times)
 
 
 
Reservoir with 480 million gallons of polluted wastewater breached, officials working desperately to prevent rapid, catastrophic collapse. Meet the people downstream of that who are like, meh
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Like clockwork, Alan Dershowitz rushes to the defense of another sex trafficker from Florida. Getting to be kinda a habit for him innit?
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Sat April 03, 2021
(Fox 7 Austin)
 
 
 
Whatabonus
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Will the Black Panthers meet Black Panther? Who will portray doomed Matt Gaetz? Will Weekend Update continue its hot streak? Will Cecily Strong give us a Marjorie Greene workout video? Daniel Kaluuya hosts, St. Vincent sings. SNL, 11:30 PM ET on NBC
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(MSN)
 
 
 
A pup named Hero lives up to his name
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Amazon apologizes to Rep. Mark Pocan (D, WI) for denying drivers had problematic workplace conditions. "Mistakes were made. It's all urine under the bridge now"
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(Cinema Blend)
 
 
 
28 years ago today, "Clerks" started filming. I'm not even supposed to be here today
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Kid makes bow-ties for adoptable dogs in shelters. After all, "who wouldn't want to adopt a dog wearing a bow tie?"
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
The most effective members of Congress, regardless of party, aren't the ones that you constantly hear about because they are too busy actually doing work
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Can AI design new antibiotics faster than bacteria can evolve resistance to them?
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Man's wood works for up to 48 hours using this one weird trick
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(Out Magazine)
 
 
 
Pete Buttigieg goes on Fox and schools the hosts... again
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Vaccines, they work
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Why are so many young people becoming socialists? Because capitalism isn't working for them?
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(Time)
 
 
 
Advanced capitalist country begins the 4-day work week. Obsolete capitalist countries still figuring out health insurance, minimum wage
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Fri April 02, 2021
(Space.com)
 
 
 
Scientists to use laser camera to study green rock on red planet
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Nike does God's work in getting Satan Shoes off the market
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Real Water's "alkalized" products are causing genuine liver failure, while the company's plant manager and lead technician have absolutely taken a powder
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(Manchester Evening News)
 
 
 
You'd think spending a year fighting Covid to the point where you had to learn how to walk all over again would be enough suffering, but no
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Notre Dame's rector says "15 or 20 years" is needed for a full restoration. This is not a repeat from every college football season
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
UK garden centers are 'failing to stop peat sales.' If there was only a tag for those returning customers
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(IFL Science)
 
 
 
Scientists in Japan figured out how to hack the human body and regrow teeth. This should end well
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Today's Slatesplanation: How Marjorie Taylor Greene's workout video proves she's even dumber than we thought
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
UK police officer found guilty of being a neo nazi terrorist in his off-hours
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(WHIO Dayton)
 
 
 
OMG, there's an active shooter at work and they're barricaded in an office. JK, April Fools
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Thu April 01, 2021
(Times Union)
 
 
 
Cuomo staff volunteered to work on his book, the way your boss volunteered you for a weekend human resources conference
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(AP News)
 
 
 
That guy who had $900 in oily pennies dumped in his driveway? Coinstar rounded them up. In more ways than one
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(XKCD)
 
 
 
-..- -.- -.-. -.. / .... .- ... / .- / -. . .-- / .- .--. .-. .. .-.. / ..-. --- --- .-.. ... / .-- .. -.. --. . -
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(CNN)
 
 
 
♫ Watching Sesame Street, schoolin' Enzo ♩ sippin' on gin and juice; ♬ laaaaid off, got my mind on my money and my money on my mind. ♬
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Google: You know how we were embracing modern work methods and made a big deal about letting everyone work from home permanently? We lied. LOL
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(Android Police)
 
 
 
You will finally be able to do proper citation format for all of the Simpsons quotes in your research paper
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Dick Van Dyke skews the perspective of what constitutes a "Dick move" to job seekers in Malibu
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Gaspedal Gaetz:"I'm going to work for Fox News." Fox News:"No you won't...you stranger person we have never met or heard from in our entire life"
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(CBS Pittsburgh)
 
 
 
The Pittsburgh Pirates surprise a local healthcare worker with tickets to the home opener. Hasn't she suffered enough?
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Iron Maiden claim they have some "exciting things" in the works despite getting rusted over the years
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Marjorie Taylor Greene demonstrates the best way to workout in a pandemic is to use an isolated home gym
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
30 years ago today, the Sega Game Gear was released to take on the Nintendo Game Boy. How'd that work out?
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Scientists make a grisly discovery
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Some lucky farkers in Tucson got their COVID vaccines administered today by a) a Navy combat pilot, b) a NASA astronaut, c) a Senator, or d) all of the above?
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Meanwhile in Canada: three guys pull 15 tons of truck and ice out of a frozen river in -38º weather using chainsaws and a hand-over-hand jack
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Wed March 31, 2021
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Biden to let tech worker Visa ban expire, according to reports. So if you're in tech and you want a new credit card, you're in luck
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(Fark)
 
 
 
The past week saw the passing of a legendary writer, Beverly Cleary, who brought happiness to many of us and made the world a better place. This is your Fark Writer's Thread, In Memoriam Edition
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(Variety)
 
 
 
The latest aging music star to sell his entire song catalog is.... *spins wheel* Paul Simon. Paul Simon, come on down
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Politico wants you to know if you elect a progressive candidate Mayor your city won't have working fire hydrants. SVR
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
How's that Covid-y, virus-y thing workin' out for ya?
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
If you're going to be a self-styled "sandwich Nazi," publicly berating your sub shop workers, macing customers, and shoving Trump propaganda at everybody, don't be shocked when your former employees rat you out for your role in the Capitol riot
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
LinkedIn is working on a competitor to Clubhouse that could rival Google Hangouts
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Neil Gaiman isn't chopping down the World Tree yet
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Gov. Kemp upset legislation has consequences
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(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
A new hydrogel halves muscle injury recovery time so don't be afraid to pull something
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
SCOTUS: so you are arguing that you should pay no salaries to the workers who are making the you billions on the theory that consumers want you pay your workers nothing? NCAA - Yea, pretty much that
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Working out with Big Brother™, otherwise known as Tonal, reaches $1.6B valuation as it prepares to go public
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(CBS Dallas/Ft. Worth)
 
 
 
Little Teddy Cruz has some advice for the adults in the White House: Reinstate Trump's border policies because they were working. Not EVER going to happen, but a good try kid
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Hunter Biden says he wouldn't fark the same chicken twice; would also consider higher-quality laptops going forward
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(Dallas News)
 
 
 
Front line retail workers finally receiving Covid vaccinations on site, being that they've kept the rest of us going this whole time
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Stray tire kills one police officer and injures another along with a civilian, before being taken into custody without incident. Betty Whitewall
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(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
BBC takes a crack at Amy Winehouse documentary
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Tue March 30, 2021
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
NYC mortuary workers rack up $20,000 on credit cards stolen from dead bodies. More charges to follow
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(Japan Today)
 
 
 
Yo, we heard that you liked power harassment
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
The guy that made the awesome computer animated Thundercats intro last year has assembled a team to work on an actual Thundercats fan film
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
As state governors lift mask mandates across the country, once again it's the retail workers who are left to be most vulnerable
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
This morning: Matt Gaetz might step down from congress to work for Newsmax. This afternoon: Matt Gaetz is said to be investigated over sexual relationship with a 17-year-old girl
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(The State)
 
 
 
Lin Wood interviewing for a job that requires even less work than representing Trump: head of the SC GOP
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Biggs was working for the Empire before he joined the Rebellion. This is not a repeat from a long time ago
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Normally when you hear "stolen artwork," you think of something like Edvard Munch's 1893 masterpiece or 'The Concert' by Vermeer
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Amazon flooded with evidence of workers peeing in bottles
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Nothing says Ireland like working remotely from a pub
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
"The GOP is now a working-class party that believes in traditional values, stable families, fully funding the police and controlling our borders." Oh wait, you're serious. Let me laugh even harder
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(Dutch News)
 
 
 
Fish travelling to their spawning ground via a Dutch canal get their own underwater livestream so that the lock in their way can be opened to let them through
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Politician accused of being an upstanding Member as he texts sex worker while sitting in Parliament
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Tax Dollars at Work: "War Room" to defend oil industry from negative attention attack children's movie about Bigfoot. Claim it portrays the industry negatively because the bad guys plan to bomb for oil. In reality they actually wanted to use a nuke
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Oh where, oh where can my $42,000 be? Hold on, you mean that Goodwill worker is returning it to me?
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Mon March 29, 2021
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Sis boom bah. Doc Severinsen has a new documentary about his career coming out on PBS. Hi yo
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(MSN)
 
 
 
One dose of the Pfizer or Moderna vaccine worked 30% better than Sex Panther every time in a CDC study of health workers *rawwwwr*
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(The Intercept)
 
 
 
Coronavirus outbreak among workers at Covid-19 vaccine production facility
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
N.Y. Attorney General and Manhattan DA form rare alliance to investigate sentient glob of liver cirrhosis run amok
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
What the fark, Delta? You used to be cool
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(SanDiego UnionTribune)
 
 
 
After New York goes the route of vaccine passports, the Biden administration is now working on its own version of the plan
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
"Get the BDSM gear out, we're having a mindfulness session." Obvious tag is being disciplined by Giggity tag. Interesting just watches but can stand in for both while doing so (contains possibly at least awkward for work image)
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Coolest spots to get a COVID shot: Poets' Corner in Westminster Abbey, the foot of Rio's Christ the Redeemer Statue, Swiss tour boats, Aqueduct Racetrack, Yankee Stadium, Indianapolis Motor Speedway, and some random clinic but with Yo-Yo Ma on cello
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Metallica finally working with an actual, talented musician who knows more about metal than they ever will
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(We Are Central PA)
 
 
 
Crafters having "Covid friendly" shows. And clueless about how phrasing works
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Canada to Honda: Your cars don't work so good in the cold. Honda: Try not to be so cold then
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Why does Biden slack off on the weekends instead of working hard like Trump did?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
He's not getting too old for this sh*t
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
The real Baywatch brings in the booty
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(WGNTV Chicago)
 
 
 
When you offer pay that is less than an unemployment check, it's hard to find employees to work for you
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Sun March 28, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Julia Letlow [R-egret] urges her fellow Republicans to get vaccinated after her husband died from Covid-19
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
So, Tesla's beta testing their full self-driving mode on public streets, meaning we're all their unpaid test subjects. How's that working out so far?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Health care workers are bragging online about forging COVID-19 vaccination cards, putting billions at risk
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(CBR)
 
 
 
Zack Snyder fans really are the worst
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(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
Oh look. Apple released a patch out of nowhere to fix an active security flaw. Again. This time it was a zero day. Does it still just work?
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Prosecutors are ready to prosecute Trump
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(gCaptain)
 
 
 
Ever a little less stuck
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(Unilad)
 
 
 
If you thought pounds, shillings, pence, and farthings was confusing, wait until you see how cryptic UK currency is about to become
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Sat March 27, 2021
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
What non-Australians believe about Australia, the land where trays of raw meat are raffled at bars, Men at Work penned the anthem, all wildlife is venemous and people are evolving hobbit feet. Definitely No. 20 on this list happened
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Wait, you're saying the kind of guy who would try to overthrow the government would also stiff his lawyer and attend right-wing rallies while out on bail? Nooo waaay
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Subby has been seeing a lot of Terry Pratchett quotes in meme form recently and is now interested in reading his works. What would you recommend would be a good place to start? Difficulty: more satire than "science-fiction-y" (if that's possible)
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Former Dominion director is still in hiding, can never return to work due to rightwing threats. "This never ends for me. I'm not going to have a moment's peace. I'm always going to look over my shoulder"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Biden is firing THE BEST PEOPLE
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(BGR)
 
 
 
New Suicide Squad trailer is full of action, dick jokes, and a giant evil starfish. Shut up and take my money. Oh, and yeah, pretty much Not Safe For Work
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(Lincoln Journal Star)
 
 
 
Many disgruntled employees choose to go on their lunch break and never return to work. This option is also available to prison inmates
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(DriveTribe)
 
 
 
Ryu Asada, a man who made it possible to own affordable Benzes, Porsches, and Bugattis, has died from cancer at age 42
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(Rock Paper Shotgun)
 
 
 
Subby would complain about the typo, but honestly Shadow Tactics: Blades Of Their Shotgun sounds like a better game anyway
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Fri March 26, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Richard Grieco's best movie turns 30
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(CNN)
 
 
 
NFT painted by a robot sells for almost $700,000. P T Barnum would be proud
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(AP News)
 
 
 
She didn't see the book she liked on the shelf, so she wrote it. RIP Beverly Cleary at 104
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
This new highway retaining wall will last 100 years [SMASH] [BAM] [CRUNCH] .. Did I say years? I meant weeks
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Her "I want a provider so I don't have to work but not be a traditional housewife because they are like slaves". Him "So what's in it for him? What does he get" Her "He gets my love and support.." Him "He can buy a goddamned dog for that"
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
English University lecturer finds his clone living in California, submitting his papers and reprising his talks. Status of porridge and beds unclear
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Bow down before the god of NOPE
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Nothing better illustrates how screwed up the American Dream is right now than how hard two of the richest men on the planet are fighting the idea of their workers getting together and collectively asking for better pay and working conditions
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(Business Insider (Australia))
 
 
 
WeWork will finally be taken public by noted investment adviser... Shaquille O'Neil? Yes, I guess that makes a ton of sense these days
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Man realizes he's still stabbed a year after he was stabbed
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Dear Deidre, I've been having a hot lesbian relationship with my step-sister. I now want to leave my husband and run away with knowing family holiday dinners will never be the same
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Thu March 25, 2021
(CTV News)
 
 
 
All-female crew call Toronto Raptors game from studio and court-side, spectacularly fail Bechdel test
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Yes, sleeping octopuses dream. But their dreams are short dreams, not long and convoluted like yours. They are sleeping underwater, though, so it's probably safe to say that all their dreams are wet
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(The Intercept)
 
 
 
Turns out the big corporation ran by the world's richest man lied about how their workers pee in bottles and poop in bags because they can't get bathroom breaks, who could have predicted this??
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Badda Bing. Steven Van Zandt announces 'epic' memoir for 2021 release
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
PBS is "unlocking" every episode from the very first season of This Old House, filmed in Dorchester, Massachusetts back in 1979. (March 25- April 5 on the PBS website or streaming app)
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
You think?
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Is there a single smart farker who can explain to an idiot like subby why NFTs have value as anything other than as a tax dodge or money-laundering vehicle?
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Navy: OK, maybe sexual harassment is a bit of an issue with enlisted men, but it can be handled within our existing command structure. Pardon? Oh, our Auditor General just got accused? He was doing it for years? Well, he's basically a coffee boy
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(History Channel)
 
 
 
On this day in history, in 1911, the Triangle Shirtwaist fire killed 146 workers, setting up the rise of democratic reforms and kicking off the long-running feud between Particle Man and Triangle Man
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Amazon goes full union buster
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
MIT research finds hidden upside of imposter syndrome: Because you feel so underqualified at your job, you work harder at communicating with your boss and coworkers, who then perceive your obviously underqualified self as eminently qualified
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Wed March 24, 2021
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Australia used to have Drop Kangaroos as well
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(Space.com)
 
 
 
Magnetic black holes, how do they work?
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(MIT Technology Review)
 
 
 
By now, we were supposed to be living in a world where "the social prestige of the medical research worker exceeds that of any other research worker, entertainer, or sports hero," according to an article about the Polio vaccine 60 years ago
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Workcations are on the rise because you can never escape your duty
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(Montreal Gazette)
 
 
 
Step 1) Steal a police car. Step 2) Get chased by police. Step 3) Steal another police car after crashing the first one. That's some great police work there, Quebec
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(Bon Appetit)
 
 
 
Might have just found the best. lasagna. recipe. ever. Anyone have a better one?
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Louisville cop who fired pepper balls at journalists during Breonna Taylor protest is now getting additional attention from his department for his actions...by being nominated for an Exceptional Merit Award
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Canada's $645,000 public toilet is one way to deal with a nation's domestic gross product
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Ten ways the pandemic has affected the future of the office
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Ten ways the pandemic has affected the future of the office
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(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
A District Attorney in Massachusetts needs Farkers' (or Farkers' kids) help naming their new comfort D'awwwg
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(Syfy)
 
 
 
Vegan planet discovered. Astronomers say the aliens wouldn't shut up about their diets
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Seven enduring COVID-19 claims fact checked. Or as your crazy relatives call it, horrible lies whispered by Satan himself
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Tue March 23, 2021
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
HGTV star finds out the hard way that before you buy a house to make $60K in renovations, you need to make sure that the seller actually owns the house
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(ABC11 North Carolina)
 
 
 
Hungry like the wolf
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
You mean in the future, people will actually work from their homes using computerized communication equipment, Walter Cronkite? Tell me more about this magical world of 2001
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(CBS 21 Harrisburg)
 
 
 
The recent NFL television deal was large, but network TV depends on it for survival
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
A review of graffiti kingpin Banksy's Most Wanted show to the left. Discussion of is it really art to the right
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Police training question: What is the proper number of hours to detain the husband of one of the victims in a mass shooting in an Asian massage parlor? Answer: 4
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Jane Lynch is returning to comedy
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Mon March 22, 2021
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Minnesota to hire Xavier's Johnson, despite it not working since the paralysis set in
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(ZDNet)
 
 
 
Just in case you don't work in IT and need a good laugh (or cringe, ymmv)
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
This, by far is the best reason put forward so far to do it. Thanks Trump
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(Some GPT-3 Lady)
 
 
 
I love you, I don't care if you're a doggo in a trenchcoat. And other AI pickup lines
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Once the world returns to normal after the pandemic, many Americans actually don't want to return to normal
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Brent Musburger, legendary voice of CBS Sports and inventor of "March Madness" phrase, returns to CBS Sunday Morning as advocate of sports gambling. "Listen, when the country was founded, they took a chance"
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Are you tired of working from home during this coronavirus pandemic? Switch it all for a 'workation' in the jungles of Costa Rica
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(wtnh.com)
 
 
 
Medivac called to pasta factory after worker accidently makes armalini
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
After longest sigh ever, the work continues at Teen Vogue
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Work-life balance was destroyed by capitalism and the pandemic
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
The UK is changing lockdown rules yet again (possible nsfw content on page)
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(CBS 21 Harrisburg)
 
 
 
Greek police recover ancient statue of 'exceptional artwork', but it looks more like a J to Subby
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Sun March 21, 2021
(WWE)
 
 
 
Will Daniel Bryan replace Roman at the head of an upcycled table? Can Big E hold off a badly accented Apollo Crews? How does Randy exorcise Alexa Bliss from his life? Does Ali solve Riddle? WWE Fastlane starts at 7 PM ET on the WWE Network & Peacock
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(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
Restaurant owner will have up to 93 days to find out how much she farked around. Bonus: Her "assistance of counsel" also gets 90 days to find out how farking around by calling himself a lawyer worked out for him
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Did the pandemic make you hate your kids?
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(Some Happy Guy)
 
 
 
For his new photo book, man spent six years interviewing and taking portraits of strippers and... HEY. Get back here. I wasn't done
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Americans are getting back on planes again
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Larry Summers: 33% of the time, it works every time
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Sat March 20, 2021
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
If you're one of the 23 million people who went through a MD toll without paying because you didn't know they stopped taking cash a year ago because of covid, your bill will be arriving soon. Also, stop using cash, asshat. You're gumming up the works
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
I'd say "Stay classy, Ohio State fans," but let's face it, that'd be asking too much
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Despite all of our best efforts, some smokers of the devil's weed -- also called Mary Jane, The Reefer, Ganja, or Herb -- are still being hired to work in the federal government
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Most artists have a particular focus in their work. This one's specialty is banks. On fire
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Florida bans non-native species because of the environmental damage they cause. Hear that, all you snowbirds? Time to get the fark out
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(Tom's Guide)
 
 
 
Shouldn't they have worked this out BEFORE launching a metric boatload of tiny satellites into orbit?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Amazon driver quits because: A) He finds a different job, B) He seeks a better work-life balance, or C) He doesn't want to deal with cameras inside the truck that alert your supervisor whenever you yawn
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Nancy Pelosi doesn't care about Jewish Space Lasers. In related news, you can buy your very own Jewish Space Laser Activation Panel. No, really
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(MSN)
 
 
 
California fireworks explosion caused $3.2 million in damage. So in other words, it only destroyed one average house
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Fri March 19, 2021
(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
Going to Japan? Prepare to install mandatory location apps and Skype on your Smartphone before you leave the airport. Don't have a Smartphone? Then you won't like where they will insist on installing them
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Cleanup, how does it work?
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Fireworks fly at high-level diplomatic meeting between US and China as the two sides meet face-to-face for the first time since President Biden took office
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
You can have $3 million by the time you turn 50, if you save $5000 a month starting at age 22. Too much? If you save $2200 a month starting from age 22, you can have $3 million by the time you're 65
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(KTVB Boise)
 
 
 
Idaho state legislature farked around downplaying the virus and not wearing masks. Now they found out
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(New Scientist)
 
 
 
All the lander's measurements so far are consistent with the Mar's core being entirely molten and chewey, not a lumpy or a solid nugget
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Insane past year of change in video game industry
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Like a housewife sweeping up broken plates after her drunk uncle got out of control at Thanksgiving dinner, Mary Trump is entering politics "partially driven by the belief that her uncle nearly destroyed America's democratic system of governance"
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(Times of Israel)
 
 
 
Still no cure for cancer? Thanks for Pfizer-BioNTech's coronavirus vaccine, we may have one in a few years
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Why Russian Disinformation Works on Americans
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
NYC strip clubs sue New York state over COVID shutdown, citing the essential nature of pole workers
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Y'know, for a show called The Last Airbender, there always seems to be more
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(PR Newswire)
 
 
 
Three out of four people say they're using emojis at work these days. Or to translate this headline for these people: 🙄🙄🙄😎
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Team Biden influenced heavily by Team Clinton
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Student loans have turned many into indentured servants
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Thu March 18, 2021
(CNBC)
 
 
 
The takeaway: it's 40% cheaper to rent an apartment in Hawaii than Toronto
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Canada announces new federal retirement plan for low income workers
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
NYC MTA supervisor builds a personal Tesla charger at work that uses company electricity. Bonus: He used a MTA credit card to pay for the materials
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Burns confirmed as new head of CIA. Eeeeexcellent
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(Boston.com)
 
 
 
The Massachusetts quarantine order which was not being enforced will no longer be enforced
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