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Wed March 29, 2023
(Comedy Central)
 
 
 
CC Wed. Night w/return of Trunp-esque Garrison on South Park S.№26 Ep.№6 "Spring Break" @ 10 ㏘ EDT, then Ep.№2 "Et Tu" of Digman @ 10:30, then Leguizamo's last 2 nights on The Daily Show starting at 11, then Roy Wood, Jr.'s on Colbert's TOTN at 11:30
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Tue March 28, 2023
(Nerdist)
 
 
 
Because nothing is sacrosanct in Hollywood, the X-Files is now getting the 'reboot nobody asked for' treatment
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
Bright side: you're getting real wood in your fake nuggets
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Mon March 27, 2023
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Are you a Star Wars fanatic? Do you like wood/epoxy creations? Got $6,000 to burn? Need a coffee table? BEHOLD the Death Star Coffee Table
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Sun March 26, 2023
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Leave eighteen piles of oily rags in a woodworking shop. What could possibly go wrong?
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Fri March 24, 2023
(AP News)
 
 
 
Since warships float, they must be made of wood. Wood floats on water, as do balloons. Therefore, if the warship floats like a balloon, it means she is a balloon, and consequently we can shoot it down
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Zebra escapes from zoo, possibly due to mourning over the recent deaths of his parents, a need for companionship, or a simple desire for freedom. Basically, the situation's not black and white
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The packet said "bacon slightly smoked with natural wood". What strange thing is unnatural wood?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The packet said "bacon slightly smoked with natural wood". What strange thing is unnatural wood?
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Rapper Woozy the Goat arrested because man, grandparents just don't understand
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Wed March 22, 2023
(Ozarks First)
 
 
 
Impossible foods had to recall their impossible foods because of an impossible problem. Plant based doesn't cover wood chips
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Fri March 17, 2023
(Chron)
 
 
 
Matthew McConaughey, Woody Harrelson team up again to star in comedy series set in Texas
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
You've got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the tulips. The wooden shoes of the lowlands. You know... the Dutch
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Does the Pope poop in the woods? Is the bear Catholic? The correct answer is: Yes
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Thu March 16, 2023
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Human remains discovered in woods behind Northern Kentucky University soccer stadium. Police reviewing red and yellow card history over the last several seasons
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Wed March 15, 2023
(Benzinga)
 
 
 
Two wrongs don't make a right, unless it's Jim Cramer (always wrong) calling out Cathie Wood (always wrong)
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Sat March 11, 2023
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Hollywood can't handle the Razzies, maybe needs an ointment
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Fri March 10, 2023
(Consumer Affairs)
 
 
 
If you find yourself buried in snow in your car, don't run the motor; do this instead
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Thu March 09, 2023
(India Today)
 
 
 
Bollywood actor Satish Kaushik passes away at age 66. Funeral expected to be EPIC
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Past behavior is the best predictor of future behavior: Tiger Woods edition
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
The Dark Lord of the Sith is in awe of Exxon CEO Darren Woods' capacity for evil and has written a love letter to him (w/video)
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Wed March 08, 2023
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Owen Wilson as Bob Ross? You have my attention
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Tue March 07, 2023
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Hollywood considering crime fighting robot police dogs and maybe making a movie about it too
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(Some artiste)
 
 
 
What songs do you play in the background when you work or create?
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Thu March 02, 2023
(Forbes)
 
 
 
At least it means fewer plays for that Lee Greenwood song
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(AP News)
 
 
 
And it's time for another rendition of "Unexpected" Cost Overruns, 2026 Milan Olympics edition. Why aren't you singing, taxpayers?
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Wed March 01, 2023
(The Root)
 
 
 
Michael Jordan to receive star on Hollywood Walk of Fame. No, not that one
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Wednesday Footie action. Starting at 2:15 pm ET FA cup has Saints v Grimsby, then Burnley v Fleetwood, Man U v West Ham, and Sheffield U v Spurs. On ESPN+. At 2:45 pm in the PL Arsenal vs Everton and Pool vs Wolves. On USA/Peacock
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Mon February 27, 2023
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
There's at least one person impressed with Woody Harrelson's anti-vax conspiracy nuttery during his SNL monologue, go on and guess who
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
President of Mexico discovers mysterious woodland elf in a tree
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Woodworking video. Some think it should be rated at least R, and the chisel work is highly suggestive. It's probably relevant to the prurient interests of some Farkers. Pay close attention: it's subtle
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Well I always thought it would be Jack Daniel's that would kill me, but not like this
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Mexican president finds woodland spirit, perhaps has too many spirits
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Sun February 26, 2023
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
You're never going to believe this, but Woody Harrelson was pretty well baked giving the SNL opening monologue
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Sat February 25, 2023
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Will Woody channel Biden again? Will the one year anniversary of World War III be marked? Will Trump's tone-deaf water bottle sales be sent up? It's a double five-timers event as Woody Harrelson hosts and Jack White sings. SNL, 11:30PM ET on NBC
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Fri February 24, 2023
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Former Marine is hero of the year after finding 2-year-old boy who had been lost in the Florida woods for 24 hours
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(The Advocate)
 
 
 
Vice mayor claims calling him Buttplug was not a homophobic comment but just a play on his last name [NSFW]
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(WGAL 8)
 
 
 
Well how often does somebody find a bottle with a 50-year-old message in it in the woods of a state park?
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Thu February 23, 2023
(The Philadelphia Inquirer)
 
 
 
I was 9 when Woodstock happened. I didn't smoke reefer until 75 but I don't like hippies or the Joneses. What about meeeeee?
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Wed February 22, 2023
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
SICK: Hollywood is out of morals, and always has been. HERO: Don't ask Ellen Barkin to replenish your farks because she's out of farks to give
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Guy threatens Hollywood (Fla.) police that he's about to destroy the Hollywood sign (in Calif.) unless they lavish him with TEN THOUSAND DOLLARS. Because this brand of imbecile is a dime a dozen, the culprit has yet to be found
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Tue February 21, 2023
(WOODTV Grand Rapids)
 
 
 
Not satisfied with just people, condos are in the cross hairs now
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(Live Science)
 
 
 
Quidquid est dildo si fortis es -Abrahamus Lincolnus
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(Scary Mommy)
 
 
 
Let me explain why Tiger Woods should retire from golf and become a comedian
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Sat February 18, 2023
(Looper)
 
 
 
Hollywood is out of concepts: "Starsky & Hutch" but with female leads. If Ben Stiller isn't involved, it has a chance
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Fri February 17, 2023
(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Ray Liotta to receive posthumous star on the Hollywood Walk Of Fame. Truly, "It Meant Being Somebody In A Neighborhood Full Of Nobodies"
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Trump lawyers want to ban Access Hollywood tape from trial. Say it's not his type
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Tue February 14, 2023
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Robert Downey Jr. on Jon Favreau at his Hollywood Walk of Fame ceremony. "His greatest gift is his humanity...Because he gets the joke and the joke is often painful. He deeply understands that life is fleeting and if we're not laughing, we're dying"
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Sun February 12, 2023
(Discovery)
 
 
 
Puppy Bowl XIX discussion thread. Will it be Team Ruff or Team Fluff that takes home the Lom-bark-i Trophy?
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Wed February 08, 2023
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Got matches, wood and rocks? You can bake, grill, and griddle
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Tue February 07, 2023
(Tech Xplore)
 
 
 
Another sign that no one in Japan has children
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(Some Big Bird)
 
 
 
Caption this bird in a wooded area
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Fri February 03, 2023
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
State representatives want stamp to honor celebrity loner troublemaker who lived in Hollywood Hills for 10+ years, the mountain lion known as P22
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Thu February 02, 2023
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Posting pictures of rodents known as "groundhogs" or "woodchucks" repeatedly to this, the 7 p.m. ET MSNBC thread, will result in punishment. Thank you very much. --the mgmt
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Wed February 01, 2023
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Cathie Wood has one good month of returns in the last two years so now the business press love her again. "Bitcoin to $500,000." So, at least she's still totally insane
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(Variety)
 
 
 
Hollywood Is Out of Ideas: "Matlock" reboot with Kathy Bates edition
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Tue January 31, 2023
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Okay, so he's made guitars out of soda cans and newspapers. How about a wood guitar? Eh? Everyone makes guitars out of wood? How about a wood guitar that's only 3/4 of an inch thick?
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
TFG sues Bob Woodward on the grounds that he agreed to be recorded for Woodward's book, but not for the audiobook version
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Ornithological charity locked out of Twitter after repeated woodcock tweets... although to be fair, they also mentioned boobies, tits and shags, along with which local birds they woodcock, given half a chance. Will now move to expurgated Twitter
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Mon January 30, 2023
(MassLive)
 
 
 
Old and Busted: Secret woods porn. New Hotness: Secret woods grenade
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Sat January 28, 2023
(Straits Times)
 
 
 
Father, I am disappointed at your drunkenness. And I will keep hammering on you about this
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
I'll see your wooden guitar and your concrete guitar and your glass guitar and raise you a thousand soda cans guitar
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Fri January 27, 2023
(Slate)
 
 
 
Today's Slatesplanation: Why Hollywood keeps on giving us hot teen werewolves, even though we've made it very clear we all prefer sparkly vampires
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Thu January 26, 2023
(Vail Daily)
 
 
 
What's better than a relationship with Tiger Woods? Skiing the Streif at night naked. Correction: No one has done the naked part yet
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(Zillow)
 
 
 
Just because you can, doesn't mean you should
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Wed January 25, 2023
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Canada disappointed that America wants to charge more just because their wood is soft
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Tue January 24, 2023
(Variety)
 
 
 
Subby's favorite term applies here: 'Asstronaut' - (Noun) - Someone who has their head so far up their own ass, it qualifies as space exploration
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Mon January 23, 2023
(CNN)
 
 
 
Avatar: Smurf Gully earns $2 billion in worldwide box office sales, will still be a loss in Hollywood accounting
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Wed January 18, 2023
(Fox11 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Chances are...Johnny Matthis' home won't survive collapsing Hollywood Hillside
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(SlashFilm)
 
 
 
A rough guide to Hollywood math
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Tue January 17, 2023
(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
Does a beaver fart in the woods? The answer, apparently, is yes
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Mon January 16, 2023
(North Jersey)
 
 
 
Michael Strahan to receive Hollywood Walk of Fame star for his work in television and as a GAP model
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Sun January 15, 2023
(IndieWire)
 
 
 
2023's first celebrity feud is between Joyce Carol Oates and Steven Spielberg. Hollywood is out of ideas
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Sat January 14, 2023
(KRON 4)
 
 
 
Couple upset some new wood came to play in their bedroom. So traumatized he moved back to his parents' house
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Fri January 13, 2023
(Kare11)
 
 
 
10 years later, Jason Voorhees remains chained to the bottom of Crosby mine pit
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Thu January 12, 2023
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Woman rescues her family from the wreckage of a destroyed sinking battleship with a flash mob singing "Another One Bites The Dust" at her funeral
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(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
Colorado's "smoke some meth and close a library" tour moves from Boulder to Englewood. Get your tickets now
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Wed January 11, 2023
(YouTube)
 
 
 
The latest example of Hollywood being out of ideas: Asylum's new movie has aliens using monsters to attack Earth... monsters THAT DIALOG IN THE FILM says are from all the previous Asylum films. They even have a list. I'm not even mad. That's amazing
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(Variety)
 
 
 
All the Golden Globes awarded by the Hollywood Foreign Press Association and their new Black friend
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Tue January 10, 2023
(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
If the aroma bothers you, change where you cut the cheese
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(Science Alert)
 
 
 
Parasites are dying. This actually is not good
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(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
Now that Georgia has taken TCU to the woodshed, kicked their asses three ways from Sunday, and curb-stomped them in an historic defeat, what happens to all of the now-unusable TCU championship merch?
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Mon January 09, 2023
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Will Georgia repeat as National Champions? Or will the mighty Horned Frogs of TCU beat the Bulldogs and shock the college football world? We are at SoFi Stadium in Inglewood and kickoff is at 7:30 PM ET on ESPN. Wasn't this a great season?
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Browns tell DC Joe Woods to hit the sticks
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(Decider)
 
 
 
Website petition to convince HBO to save Westwood launched by the only fan who watched Season 4
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Hollywood was out of ideas: In 1967, Batman and the Joker faced off in the ultimate surfing battle, complete with swim trunks and shark repellent ... you know, things one ordinarily carries when fighting or causing crime
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Sun January 08, 2023
(Pittsburgh Tribune-Review)
 
 
 
Joe Hardy has lost his wood
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
I don't get it. So he made a guitar out of recycled wood. What's so special?
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Fri January 06, 2023
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
You all thought he was crazy, but he hatched a plan and successfully escaped the Hollywood Illuminati
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(AP News)
 
 
 
2 convicted over carbon monoxide poisoning at Norwegian rave. Guess the Death Metal got too real
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Thu January 05, 2023
(Equestria Daily)
 
 
 
Izzy treats Pipp to a day at the spog. Will she find the perfect product to launch instead, or will get get bogged down instead? Find out on My Little Pony: Tell Your Tale - Bridlewood Spog. Still better than GOP: House of Representatives
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Heated debate is stirring over ....*checks notes*.... what the hole in your saucepan's handle is for
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Wed January 04, 2023
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Cathie Woods' ETF lost 67% last year, so maybe Tesla only losing 65% makes it look like a winner to her
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Steve Woodrow (D - estroying the GOP) gets it
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Tue January 03, 2023
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Coming up next on Saturday Morning Breakfast Jam; The Woodland Creatures hit the gym so Sluggy can win the race
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Steve Bannon wanted to "Turn up the heat" after Jan. 6, presumably by throwing more plywood on his hobo firepit
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Mon January 02, 2023
(Science Alert)
 
 
 
New plant: "Fark photosynthesis, we'll use the Wood Wide Web instead"
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Sun January 01, 2023
(Twitter)
 
 
 
In case you need more evidence that Hollywood executives are idiots: TNT edition
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Sat December 31, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
This article is like a Who's Who of idiots, rustlers, cut throats, murderers, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, buggerers, bank robbers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, and Methodists
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Thu December 29, 2022
(Equestria Daily)
 
 
 
Hey, lets go to the fireworks special by cutting through this forest that WILL EAT YOU ALIVE. Will pony magic save the day or will they wait for a logging permit? Find out on My Little Pony: Tell Your Tale - Firework-ing Together, wood you?
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Mon December 26, 2022
(ESPN)
 
 
 
After scoring 38 points against Dallas, LeBron James became the youngest and oldest player to scored 30 or more points on Christmas
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Sun December 25, 2022
(GoComics)
 
 
 
Wood burning cats; What is your favorite holiday TV special?
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Sat December 24, 2022
(The Dodo)
 
 
 
"I love seeing updates on her. She looks like she's settled in and getting as many cuddles as she wants. When I saw that she was getting adopted, I cried a little bit. I'm so happy for her and her new family." Merry Christmas and welcome to Caturday
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Thu December 22, 2022
(MSN)
 
 
 
Despite spending all that time in his Maine woodshop drinking White Claw and being a rugged Patriot, it turns out Tucker Carlson is pro-Putin and anti-democracy
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Wood you believe it? Man arrested for attempting to fight a tree
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Wed December 21, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Hooray for Jerseywood?
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(US State Department)
 
 
 
State Department 'stands' with Afghanistan's women and girls the same way Lee Greenwood 'defends' America
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Mon December 19, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
In the first nine days of legal sportsbook betting in the state of Maryland, bettors placed $168 million in bets, which generated a whopping $704,000 in tax revenues, largely because sports books have mastered Hollywood Accounting
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Sun December 18, 2022
(Outside Online)
 
 
 
♫ Born on a mountaintop in Tennessee, sent a thousand miles 'cause she was too hungry ♫ Pooped in the woods and peed on every tree, this little bar returned 'cause she was free ♫
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Sat December 17, 2022
(Consequence)
 
 
 
Whoa, hold on. The guy who filmed himself skateboarding while drinking cranberry juice and singing Fleetwood Mac uses pot? This is a shocking revelation
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Angelenos mourn as a famous Hollywood cougar's life ends in tragedy
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Fri December 16, 2022
(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
And your Fark Not-A-Madlib Headline of the Day® is:
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Thu December 15, 2022
(Seeking Alpha)
 
 
 
Investor buys $11 million of Tesla stock in effort to lose all her money
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
In 2022 "Hollywood (finally) took on intergenerational trauma" says film critic who has never seen a single movie in the past 60 years
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(got wood)
 
 
 
Photoshop this wood beer keg
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Fri December 09, 2022
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Fleetwood Mac's balls sold for # $100,000 at auction
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Famous mountain lion P-22 to be captured, analyzed and evaluated on where he will spend the rest of his time after lording over Griffith Park and Hollywood, beating the odds on survival in Los Angeles without paying rent or driving
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Thu December 08, 2022
(The Advocate)
 
 
 
Hollywood is so different than the Heartland. Man with gun spotted at gay club, police respond within seconds, no injuries
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(Us Weekly)
 
 
 
Jennifer Lawrence claims to be Hollywood's first female action hero. Uma Thurman, Kate Beckinsale, Angelina Jolie, Drew Barrymore, Cameron Diaz, Lucy Liu, Milla Jovovich, Sigourney Weaver and more might disagree
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Tue December 06, 2022
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
What wood Jesus do?
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Yo, dawg, I herd you like "Under the Sea"
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(Arch Daily)
 
 
 
Scientists splice together another monster, this time to see grandma's wicker chair and a pallet of particle board have a baby
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Fri December 02, 2022
(MSN)
 
 
 
Parenting can be hard. Real hard
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Thu December 01, 2022
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Attorney recalls being drugged, robbed by two women in the Hollywood Hills, and not fondly
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