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Mon July 13, 2020
(Derby Evening Telegraph)
 
 
 
Another dangerous criminal off the streets as woman was 'too busy getting stoned' and playing on her phone to notice police were closing in to arrest her
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(KTVZ Bend)
 
 
 
Woman spots 2-year-old running across 4-lane highway, falling to irrigation canal. She follows, dives in to rescue drowning child. Of course she thanks God for save, but it was Mom Mode all the way
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Two livestreamers who came down with COVID-19 symptoms at Disney World return the next day to make sure everyone has exactly as much fun as they did
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Woman carrying the coronavirus with no symptoms breaks the record for super spreaders, infects 71 people with the virus after 60-second elevator trip (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Reuters)
 
Boobies
 
German prostitutes are ready to reopen
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Sun July 12, 2020
(WBTV 3 Charlotte)
 
 
 
Woman decided to pass out food to the homeless this morning. What could possibly go wrong?
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(Great Falls Tribune)
 
 
 
Runner "collides" with bear in Glacier National Park. Someone forgot to yell "On your left"
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Pizzagate proponents believe Ghislaine Maxwell was involved with JonBenet Ramsey's murder because it's 2020 and why the hell not
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Sat July 11, 2020
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Woman proves outdoor dining isn't always a safe option
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Florida woman goes full Florida, calls out mask wearing black woman as "a good little slave"
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Florida woman goes full Florida, calls out mask wearing black woman as "a good little slave"
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(Cumberland Times-News)
 
 
 
"Honestly, at first I thought it'd be easy, I figured I would reach a hand down and grab it back out. It was hot, and I knew I had to figure something out. There was no giving up until I got the kitten out." Welcome to Caturday
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(Cumberland Times-News)
 
 
 
"Honestly, at first I thought it'd be easy, I figured I would reach a hand down and grab it back out. It was hot, and I knew I had to figure something out. There was no giving up until I got the kitten out." Welcome to Caturday
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Fri July 10, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Tucker Carlson's top writer resigns for being too much on brand
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Man found dead in park after woman calls cops after seeing him in the same spot for over 2 days
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Dairy Queen Deb is on the other side of the counter
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(Military.com)
 
 
 
Confederate monument at Arlington should have an African American woman screaming "States Rights" and an African American man following his owner off to war saying "You are fighting for my future too, good sir"
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
One more reason to hate CAPTCHAs
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
"I want to make this clear - I will not send our kids and our education workforce into our schools unless it is safe to do so....I have made decisions based on science and facts to keep Michiganders safe since the beginning, and won't stop now" - That Woman from Michigan
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(A Little)
 
 
 
I bet you couldn't get 400 mph out of a Ford Focus, even on Italian roads
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Thu July 09, 2020
(Sun Journal (Maine))
 
 
 
Auburn man with crimson tide of hair charged with robbery, severe Alabama Sports Identity Confusion
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(AP News)
 
 
 
♫♪ ♫♪ Fighting soldiers from the sky / Fearless men (and now woman) who jump and die / Men (and now woman) who mean just what they say / The brave men (and now woman) of the Green Beret ♫♪ ♫♪
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Some people spend a lifetime wasting their hard-earned money on the lottery, some people have all the luck -- like this Sydney woman who won $50m with her first ever lottery ticket
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(ABC7 San Francisco)
 
 
 
Here's a primer on how to to handle racist jerks in public, from the server who dismantled the vile Silicon Valley CEO in her restaurant
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(Variety)
 
 
 
Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, new Batwoman
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(KOAT Albuquerque)
 
 
 
7 year old skater nails a switch kickflip half cab 9mm headwound to ambulance ride
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Wed July 08, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
And on that day, Jesus said, "Do not allow a black woman to rest on the grounds of a church"
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(North Jersey)
 
 
 
Woman survives a one mile trip through the Passaic drainage system after flash flooding. Ick
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Harmless whale shark scares the crap out beach tourists who flee from it as its fin appears in shallow water. Last heard humming the 'I'm a SHAAAARK' meme song (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Silly Muslim-colored Congresswoman. Don't you know the ethically questionable behavior of paying family members hundreds of thousands of dollars to work on your campaign is only for white Christian Congressmen?
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Woman returns home after lockdown to discover alien life-form is just a commentater
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Halle Berry transitions from working on film to apologizing profusely for working on film
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
The internet is dragging Tiffany Haddish over her haircut. It can't be that bad, can ... oh dear
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
The internet is dragging Tiffany Haddish over her haircut. It can't be that bad, can ... oh dear
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
If someone refuses to wear a mask, it may be due to COVID-19 infection in their brain
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Tue July 07, 2020
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
How long did it take for the Scots to act like the English on their first day back reopening the pubs after the coronavirus lockdown? Apparently not long at all
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Topless women protest against Macron's cabinet reshuffle. Les gendarmes: "There's nothing to Elysee here, move along"
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Next up: American protester gets beaten with a bald eagle, French protester gets smacked with a baguette, and Italian protester gets whacked with a can of tomatoes
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Story keyword checklist: Black man☑ , restaurant☑ , MAGA☑ , social distancing☑ , gun☑ , Trump 2020☑, bike lock☑
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Cops put innocent NYC woman on 'WANTED' poster, also found a scared, unfriendly cat with no collar
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(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
Cough on a child at Yogurtland? That's a firing
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Woman gives birth on pontoon boat on Fourth of July. Tag says it all
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Woman shocked not everyone stores their plethora of sex toys in a hanging shoe rack
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Florida man in Costco goes full Florida Man when elderly woman asks why he isn't wearing a mask
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Home Depot Harriet charged with battery after getting into physical fight over wearing a mask
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Darwin gives woman a pass on 2-storey pool jump, says he'll get enough on the covidapalooza rebound
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Mon July 06, 2020
(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Most people move away from places where bad things happened to start fresh, leave troubles behind. Not this Florida Woman
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(KPTV Portland)
 
 
 
Man in stolen vehicle flees officers, crashes into woman in separate stolen vehicle. Hallmark to bid on production deal later this week
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
6'9" woman has some of the longest legs in the world. Shoes at 11
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Birdwatcher Lives Matter
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(KRON 4)
 
 
 
"Woman who made racist remarks in video faces separate charge." No not that one. Not that one, either. Think older
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(KRON 4)
 
 
 
"Woman who made racist remarks in video faces separate charge." No not that one. Not that one, either. Think older
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(AP News)
 
 
 
"That dog not Sh*thead, that dog Lifesaver." That dog gets steak for life
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Sun July 05, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
She went to her Final Destination
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(Fox 29 Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Here's one teacher who won't have to worry about getting COVID-19 from students
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Sitting Sally stages a one-woman protest at Costco using a tactic preferred by 3-year-olds for millennia
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Sat July 04, 2020
(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
If you're slashing women's tires to get to know them better, you're probably doing it wrong. ///Just slashie sayin'
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Putin says the rainbow flag flying over the US embassy in Moscow "revealed something about those inside"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
A frightened white man in a BMW who is so scared of a young black woman driving down his street he follows her for two blocks before confronting her, so now he is facing disorderly conduct charges. GOOD
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(Patch)
 
 
 
Step 1 - Learn how to drive, Step 2 - commit armed carjacking, Step 3 - wait, what was step 1 again?
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Oliver Queen rescues three people clinging to a downed tree in a river
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Fri July 03, 2020
(1011 Now Lincoln)
 
 
 
York man stabs woman on N. Beaver. Article to the left, beaver jokes to the right
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Putin's changes to the Russian constitution, including an amendment granting former Russian presidents automatic immunity from criminal prosecution and another that keeps him in power until 2036, kicks in on July 4. The timing is purely coincidental
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(Irish Examiner)
 
 
 
Cough at paramedics? that's a jailin'
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Thu July 02, 2020
(Out Magazine)
 
Weeners
 
Grindr's new owners are straight.... for now
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
ESPN's Stephen Smith doesn't think NBA players can live in a bubble and can go months without sex. Nonsense. Surely some of those guys are married
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(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
🎵 Karen's got a gun. The whole world's come undone 🎵
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(Fox 2 St. Louis)
 
 
 
Not the Onion: 103-year-old says 2020 has been the craziest year she's seen
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(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
Woman Leaves Her Cat Alone In The Yard, Comes Back To A Glitch In The Matrix
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(6ABC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Two found dead after swimming in Murderkill River. Maybe they should have gone swimming in the lesser known Lifesaver River
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Wed July 01, 2020
(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Here comes the bride, all dressed in white - putting her fresh nursing degree to use to help an accident victim
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Happy International Reggae Day, Mon. Celebrate with a brand new video from Bob Marley
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(Bristol Post (UK))
 
 
 
"If the spirit of Jane Walford is present can you please make some sort of sound or signal to let us know?"........"F**k off"
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(Bristol Post (UK))
 
 
 
"If the spirit of Jane Walford is present can you please make some sort of sound or signal to let us know?"........"F**k off"
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(KARK)
 
 
 
If you're close enough to brawl you really can't complain about people next to you at the bar not keeping their social distance. Bonus: it's not news, it's kark.com
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Those two loony gun-totin' St Louis lawyers, have hired an even BIGGER lunatic to represent them, a flamboyant St Louis attorney whose OWN WEBSITE BIO brags that a woman committed suicide after his brutal deposition of her
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
Weeners
 
Finally an age old question for men has been answered: New research finds the perfect penis size to make a woman orgasm. Also helps if it's attached to George Clooney
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(Daytona Beach News-Journal)
 
 
 
When the Darwin Awards, "Play Stupid Games, Win Stupid Prizes" and Florida all cross the streams
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Tue June 30, 2020
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
With farmers markets closed & ambulance rides so expensive, 70 yr old crashes into an ER
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
"It seems our wartime president has surrendered, waved the white flag and abandoned the battlefield"
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(Fox 4 KC)
 
 
 
I guess she did nazi him pointing the rifle at her
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Brandi Glanville posts photo of her kissing Denise Richards, and you've already gone and clicked the link, right. I could literally post anything here. Hello?
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
"Congratulations, it's a happy, healthy, bouncing 50-pound cyst"
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Adult poRn star shows her 'O' face after filming sex scene after getting caught on a bus without face mask. Police now looking for her about breaking coronavirus regulations, something on the side (possible nsfw content on page)
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(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
Trader Joe's Tiffany has met her mask-free match: Chicken Chucking Chelsea
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Ryan Seacrest breaks up with his girlfriend, and immediately consoles himself in the arms of another supermodel. Hard out there for poor Ryan
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(The Root)
 
 
 
The Racist White People of America Summer Tour makes a stop in Michigan with Noise Complaint Nancy
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(KBZK Bozeman)
 
 
 
At long last, a story where a lack of personal responsibility doesn't result in bad consequences for others. Here's to you, bison-taunting lady
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Mon June 29, 2020
(News4Jax)
 
 
 
Jacksonville delivers shooting to Amazon
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Man in custody after shooting leaves? But that's not even ...*checks notes*... Man in custody after shooting leaves woman dead. Ah, makes sense
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
They said I could become anything, so I decided to look like I was Minecraft
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
They said I could become anything, so I decided to look like I was Minecraft
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Trader Joe's Tiffany of Los Angeles defends herself, saying she had a good reason for her sociopathic disregard for the health and well-being of her fellow shoppers
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Sun June 28, 2020
(MassLive)
 
 
 
Biden campaign enters March Madness final four phase
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Sat June 27, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Trump Tweet Friday night: "I was going to go to Bedminster, New Jersey, this weekend, but wanted to stay in Washington, D.C. to make sure LAW & ORDER is enforced. " ..and by that, he meant "I'm going to my VA golf course instead"
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Woman makes it her mission to defend the Emancipation monument to protesters
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
OB-GYN performs ultrasound exam: "Either I'm still totally wasted from last night's party or you're having two uteruses"
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
White woman at Walmart claims black family stole "her" car. Note the placement of the quotation marks
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
"It's crazy to think how close she was to being put down, and now she's the love of my grandparents' - and our entire family's - life. It's so worth it giving a special-needs cat a chance." Welcome to Caturday
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Fri June 26, 2020
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
It's a green light for Red Light District (possible nsfw content on page)
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Attention peacekeepers. Before having sex in the backseat of your car you may want to cover the UN markings
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(NBC San Diego)
 
 
 
Woman who tried to shame barista now wants some of the GoFundMe raised for barista. Also farts out this gem: "It starts with coffee but it ends with digital certificates and forced vaccinations." thatescalatedquickly.jpg
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Walk on the railroad bridge, end up on Fark
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Walk on the railroad bridge, end up on Fark
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Thu June 25, 2020
(Buzzfeed News)
 
 
 
So, does Netflix have an incognito mode? I'm asking for a friend
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
"No one I've spoken with at the Post can figure out why we published this story," said one prominent reporter at the paper. "We blew up this woman's life for no reason"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Zip-a-dee-doo-dah, zip-a-dee-ay / My, oh, my, Song of the South is not good today / Plenty of movies to retheme the Splash Mountain ride headed Disney's way / Zip-a-dee-Frog-dah, zip-a-Princess-dee-ay
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Missouri woman who went viral for waving a Confederate flag, praising the KKK, and vowing to teach hate to her grandchildren while at a Black Lives Matter protest apologizes for showing her true colors, vows to never wave Confederate flag again
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Wed June 24, 2020
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
"She told officers the contents of the car, including the cocaine, marijuana, and gun, did not belong to her"
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida Woman demands paternity tests for goats. Florida Man seen sweating nervously
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Catholic Church fires lesbian music director for marrying a woman, showing how they still care way too much about what kind of organs are being played
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
The family of a Scottish woman who died after contracting an infection linked to pigeon droppings say they are worried the truth will never come out. YOU WANT THE POOP? YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE POOP
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Woman investigates David Duke and finds out he's a Nazi KKK motherfarker. Then finds out that the entire Republican party are a bunch of racists. Next thing you'll tell me is that Trump's a criminal - which you did back in 2015, over and over again
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Tue June 23, 2020
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
When selecting a carjacking target, make sure it's one that's comfortable for a long police chase, with soft, heated seats with good lumbar support. Failing that, just sit on the driver, I guess
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(The US Sun)
 
 
 
I'm a shark I'm a SHAAAARK Suck my d-----ck I'M A SHAAAARR... oh
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Welcome to our Zoom bat mitzvah. Aunt Sadie, before you change you need to press the ... oh NO .... NO .... Oh no one wants to see that
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Mon June 22, 2020
(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
I, for one, welcome our new quarantine potato overlords
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(LGBTQ Nation)
 
 
 
90-year-old comes out because he can't forget the man he fell in love with 70 years ago. And close the damn window, something just got into subby's eye
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Mom buys nine-year-old son book called "Penguins". What could go wrong?
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
"Bolton was a classic case of a senior White House official drunk on power, who had forgotten that nobody elected him to anything," says woman who was drunk on power and was never elected to anything
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Crook woman stunned by unexpected arrival of baby, has her heart stolen
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
The one topic guaranteed to cause a heated debate: How to fold towels
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Sun June 21, 2020
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Look at him buying cookies like he didn't murder George Floyd
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this woman in white
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Woman's husband has become obsessed with becoming top barbecue "himfluencer" and makes family dinners unbearable. Weekly food shopping is dictated by what food will photograph best, and he talks her ear off about tactics to attract followers
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(WOWT Omaha)
 
 
 
Remember kids, it's only legal to pepper spray a crowd if you are a cop, not if you are an average citizen denied entry to a bar
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(Southgate News-Herald)
 
 
 
Five words to green: bumbling pair of beer thieves
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Sat June 20, 2020
(Space.com)
 
 
 
To the moon, Kathy Right to the moon
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(Space.com)
 
 
 
To the moon, Kathy Right to the moon
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(Irish Post US)
 
 
 
This story needs more lucky charms
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(WSBTV)
 
 
 
Arrest warrant issued for White woman accused of setting Atlanta Wendy's on fire
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Fri June 19, 2020
(Digg)
 
 
 
I swear, it's not a Rickroll
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(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
Forget Trump and Biden, who's gonna replace Alex Trebek
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
A Black Lives Matter protester hit by a car in Oregon has identified the alleged driver. To his face. At a city commission meeting. He's the mayor
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
You say potato, in Maryland we say live bomb from WW 1
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(MetalSucks)
 
 
 
"The dispatcher said she'd wait about 90 minutes for help to arrive, but she ended up only waiting a fraction of that time when a white man with shaved head & covered in tattoos, pulled up behind her and offered to help" But wait, there's more
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(CNN)
 
 
 
You had me at 'hug tunnel'
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"I thought I was anti-racist. Then I looked closer at myself. Then more closely. Then, more closelier"
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(CBS 21 Harrisburg)
 
 
 
Was her name Goldilocks?
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Thu June 18, 2020
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
On this day in 1983, Sally Ride became the first American woman in space. For this achievement both the United States Navy and Mars Congressional Republic Navy named a ship after her
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Senator Jennifer McClellan launches gubernatorial bid in Virginia, aiming to become the first black woman elected governor in American history
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Netflix to bring the manga Warrior Nun Areala to screens. Think "Buffy gets religion"
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(Block Club Chicago)
 
 
 
"I'm not racist. My husband is Black." "Eyewitnesses at the incident have identified the woman in the video as Julie Fernstrom, who owns Brimfield with her husband, Jeff, who is not Black"
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
You remember Robert Fuller? One of the five black men last week who 'committed suicide' by hanging themselves from a tree in public? Yeah, deputies just killed his half brother. Bonus: They nearly killed the woman he supposedly kidnapped
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My parents saved money for both daughters' future weddings. My would-be husband got two women pregnant while we were engaged; we did not get married. My sister met a nice woman; they want me to give them the money I had for my wedding. Should I?"
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(My San Antonio)
 
 
 
Man goes to gym during pandemic and earns which Fark tag: a) Dumbass, b) Sick, or c) Hero [warning: graphic image]
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(My San Antonio)
 
 
 
Man goes to gym during pandemic and earns which Fark tag: a) Dumbass, b) Sick, or c) Hero [warning: graphic image]
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(WSBTV)
 
 
 
Cops release photos of privileged woman who was one of the people suspected of starting the Wendy's fire
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Kristen Stewart to play Princess Di in an upcoming movie. At least the postmortem rigor mortis scenes will be accurate
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Wed June 17, 2020
(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
Only 2 states are on track to contain Covid and you can thank Mario Cuomo and That Woman From Michigan
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(WGNTV Chicago)
 
 
 
Indiana woman charged after attempting to neuter her dog by herself. Husband unavailable for comment
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(Towleroad)
 
 
 
McDonalds' took awhile to make your McMuffin? They are trying to poison me because I'm a cop
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(Toledo Blade)
 
 
 
Ohio cop resigns after using police database to basically stalk a woman
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(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
The world's most delusional Craigslist ads
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(Buzzfeed News)
 
 
 
Man living above apartment with "Trump 2020" flag in its window puts "Venmo me money and I'll tapdance at midnight" sign in his own window--and has raised more than $10,000 so far, all of which goes to the ACLU
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(Buzzfeed News)
 
 
 
Man living above apartment with "Trump 2020" flag in its window puts "Venmo me money and I'll tapdance at midnight" sign in his own window--and has raised more than $10,000 so far, all of which goes to the ACLU
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Tue June 16, 2020
(JSOnline)
 
 
 
Wisconsin man seen walking dog in Ku Klux Klan robe and hood. Why the dog was wearing the robe and hood remains to be seen
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
We got another one: Henrietta Hammer (NSFW language in videos)
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
"Disturbingly, the US seems to have given up on trying to control the spread of the disease, the only wealthy country in the world that just said, "screw it, let people die"
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(The US Sun)
 
 
 
Unless your man has a very SPECIFIC job, if he starts shaving his pubes because he's finally going back to work after the shutdown... He may be cheating
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Mon June 15, 2020
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Soon, there will be an opportunity to crap where no man or woman has crapped before
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
White House demands apology from Brian Stelter for being mean to a woman. Hillary Clinton seen looking up the definition of "irony"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
And, SCotUS passes on gun rights cases. So, two good rulings and a good pass?
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(Fox2 Detroit)
 
 
 
Shopping Cart Sally stands her ground
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Report details how woman with no ticket boarded airline flight, centering on the absence of Indiana Jones onboard to throw her out a window
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Maskless woman coughs on customer in bagel shop, in what could be the first step of a coronavirus schmear campaign
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Maskless woman coughs on customer in bagel shop, in what could be the first step of a coronavirus schmear campaign
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(WPRI Rhode Island)
 
 
 
Middle school teacher caught correcting history
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(CNBC)
 
NewsFlash
 
SCOTUS rules 6-3 that workers can't be fired for being gay or transgender
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(AlterNet)
 
 
 
A look at how "Karen" went from a very popular baby name to the placeholder for entitled racist white women
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
If you left your keys at a crime scene, Winnipeg police would like to...oh, wait, I see my job is done here
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Sun June 14, 2020
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Sally Sparrow DUCK NOW
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Observant Sikh woman graduates from West Point. Unobservant Sikh woman is wondering where all of her classmates are, and why it's so quiet
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(The Root)
 
 
 
Another day, another entitled white woman
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(MassLive)
 
 
 
If JFK faked his death, COVID-19 is manmade and your neighbors are spies, then the cops are clearly in on it, so you had better broadcast on Facebook Live while they chase you and your minivan of kids through two states
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Free spirit airlines
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Sat June 13, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Algorithm developer: We can detect female orgasms. Internet: If a woman wants to fake, let her fake
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(News Break)
 
 
 
All members of SWAT Team in Florida City resign, including Police Union President, because the police chief dared to kneel with protesters
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(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
"[He was] completely naked, other than running shoes, I will admit, I was looking him up and down, like sort of confirming... are you really naked? Not because I really wanted to see, but just because I was trying to assess the situation"
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Fri June 12, 2020
(CafeMom)
 
 
 
Finally a story to make the Farkettes cringe and cross their legs
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(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Wrong chicken tender order leads to customers shattering front glass of Sonic. There was no gunplay or nudity, so that rules out Florida
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Spidertoad .. spidertoad does whatever a spidertoad insect does to leave Aussie woman revolted after she finds the NOPE creature in her garden (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Another passionate entitled white woman, railroaded by our liberal cancel culture just like Colonel Oliver North, Officer Stacey Koon, and cartoon smokesperson Joe Camel
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Lady Antebellum changed their name to Lady A without checking to see if anyone else already had it. Unfortunately, someone does: a woman of color who is a blues singer, and has professionally used the name for over 20 years
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(WRAL)
 
 
 
Woman charged with hit-and-run of a construction worker, DUI, 2nd-degree sharpie eyebrows
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(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
Woman killed, boyfriend wounded after alleged dispute over dog pooping. Dog that hates the person you're dating seen taking notes
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(OK Whatever)
 
 
 
"I share a last name with a female urination device. But hey, at least it's not as bad as having a last name like Hitler, Wiener, Butts, Hooker, or Dickman. (Or so I tell myself.)"
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(OK Whatever)
 
 
 
"I share a last name with a female urination device. But hey, at least it's not as bad as having a last name like Hitler, Wiener, Butts, Hooker, or Dickman. (Or so I tell myself.)"
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(LiveLeak)
 
 
 
Dunkin Donuts Donna freaks out at employees. Not safe for work language, like any of you are actually at work
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Racist ranting entitled white lady from Torrance prequel video comes out
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Racist ranting entitled white lady from Torrance prequel video comes out
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Thu June 11, 2020
(Malta Today)
 
 
 
Oh, you're a woman wanting to sign an official contract in front of a Notary? Are you a spinster, married, or widow?
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(Malta Today)
 
 
 
Oh, you're a woman wanting to sign an official contract in front of a Notary? Are you a spinster, married, or widow?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Behold the shiatty power of social media
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(Knewz)
 
 
 
Man, Olivia Wilde has really let herself go while in prison
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Wed June 10, 2020
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Now everybody, have you heard, if you're in the game. Then the stroke's the word, even if were waiting on the subway train
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(News Shopper (UK))
 
 
 
Tree Guevara
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(Euro Weekly News)
 
 
 
Sixty-year-old Italian woman undergoes brain surgery. Of course, she cooks for everyone in the process
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Tue June 09, 2020
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida Woman accused of dressing as a clown to get new trial date. Well, she also shot someone, but yeah, that clown thing
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(CBS Chicago)
 
 
 
House filled up with stolen goods? Sell them on Facebook
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
It's like Romeo and Juliet if Romeo and Juliet were fighting and Romeo killed Juilet's dad, so basically it's nothing like Romeo and Juliet and Subby shouldn't have brought it up
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Being a Trump kook costs a woman her scholarship. Also demonstrates a lack of brains to be a Trump fan. Colleges generally want students who have brains, so it's understandable
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
After becoming the first woman to take a spacewalk, Kathy Sullivan becomes the first woman to reach the bottom of the 35,000 feet deep ocean
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
After the gas station incident, Karen Arizona is having an intervention because her husband says she's not normally a raving, unhinged, racist
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
After the gas station incident, Karen Arizona is having an intervention because her husband says she's not normally a raving, unhinged, racist
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Angry white man tries to physically intimidate fearless black woman at protest
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Mon June 08, 2020
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
19-year-old woman's birthday weekend threesome has an unhappy ending
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(Express & Star)
 
 
 
Man returns woman's belongings
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(Express & Star)
 
 
 
Man returns woman's belongings
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
"The patients turned completely red, washing their hands in methylated spirits, causing irritation of the skin, or drenching their homes so thoroughly in bleach that it has provoked asthma attacks"
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
"My sister wants to name her daughter after her favorite fungus, and she's mad because I said that naming a child that way would lead to bullying. She's mad at me now; what should I do?"
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Racist Arizona Karen gets some sense slapped into her
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Sun June 07, 2020
(SanDiego UnionTribune)
 
 
 
What the Robert Ludlum is this unholy sh**? Woman thrown into an unmarked van, and bystanders warned, "You follow us, and you will be shot. You understand me?"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
A 62-year-old Tennessee woman's dying wish was for her journalist friend to tell the world the story of her death. By assisted suicide. In Switzerland. Because it was illegal for her to get help dying in her own bed. This is that beautiful story
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Elton John takes a knee. Scratch that .... Elton John gives a knee to an ex
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Sat June 06, 2020
(Metro)
 
 
 
"When you sign up to foster, you know it's going to be hard when the time comes to say goodbye. With Linda, it was even more difficult because we've gone on such a journey with her, and she is truly a special little cat". Welcome to Caturday
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Fri June 05, 2020
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Florida Woman shows Florida Man how it's done .... with a hamburger
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Of course, a woman who hates democracy and the US "homo-empire" now holds a post in the White House
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Small White Town + 3 Black Men. You betcha that's a call to the police. Also local police blotter is always worth reading
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(Daily Record (UK))
 
 
 
Manky swan
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Woman got goosebumps after spotting mysterious figure hiding in her photo. What do you think it is?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Woman got goosebumps after spotting mysterious figure hiding in her photo. What do you think it is?
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Woman attempts to become a Farker during these coronavirus times, says her boozing has soared during lockdown by drinking during breakfasts, vodka lunches and having nightly cocktails in the garden
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
I am not your Grandma .... I am the sexy, yes
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Power Wheels Karen upset that a child was driving a toy car "without a license" in a park
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Power Wheels Karen upset that a child was driving a toy car "without a license" in a park
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Pour me wine in a tumbler? You bet that's a pooping on your doorstep
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My friends say my boyfriend is a misogynist because he's like John Germaine in the episode of Seinfeld 'The Rye.' Is that a reason for misogyny?"
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(WokeSloth)
 
 
 
Real men aren't afraid to buy period supplies for the women in their life
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Thu June 04, 2020
(Time)
 
 
 
Powerful
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(Salon)
 
 
 
The story of Jacob Wohl and Jack Burkman, a couple of swell guys just making up pranks and not-at-all creepy lowlifes with a creepy agenda
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Suddenly, swordhands
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
"I now know why my parents had to be so strict with me because we were a black family"
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(NPR)
 
 
 
That is one hell of a sleepover
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Wed June 03, 2020
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
When I was young, my favorite magic trick was sawing a woman in half. I loved it so much, I would practice on my sisters. Did I mention I have eight half-sisters?
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(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
Screaming, drunk resident with barking dog doesn't understand citation for noise disturbance, begins stomping on her floor and pounding on the walls. In other news, apartment for rent, cheap
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(The Root)
 
 
 
Kate leaves black people alone when they're sitting in a park. Karen calls the cops because she can't fathom a black person living in her neighborhood. Don't be like Karen
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
"Influencers" begin to re-emerge, and suddenly a summer filled with cicadas droning doesn't seem so bad
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(Here's Johnny)
 
 
 
Jack Nicholson once spent three months naked in order to prepare for a new role, freaking out most of his cast-mates in "The Departed"
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Bingo. Serious business
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Tue June 02, 2020
(WLOS 13 Asheville)
 
 
 
Woman steals security vehicle, somehow causes two vehicles to drive into lake. Then it gets weird
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
UK woman gets almost 200 cards for her 105th birthday, is now terrified of 106
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
People really shouldn't get this upset over mashed potatoes. (clicks link) Oh wow
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(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
Awesome dude builds his girlfriend's rescue dog his first ever yard. A shame he left the place all dusty
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Mon June 01, 2020
(WOODTV Grand Rapids)
 
 
 
That Gotdanged Woman from Michigan and her Gotdanged stay-at...what? She lifted it?
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(Radio Free Europe)
 
 
 
Even Russian police colonels aren't immune from shoddy window installations. Bonus: He found a shoddy window while suffering from COVID-19
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(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
Hiker dies in Sandwich, but authorities say she wasn't hotdogging it
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Some looters steal electronics, others swipe clothes. Then there's this woman who walks off with a cake from the Cheesecake Factory. Priorities man
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
"She was tall, shapely and sultry, a German-born beauty with a sunny smile, bedroom eyes and a smokey voice who looked like Elke Sommer and spoke like Marlene Dietrich"
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Woman brings terrifying Thunderbirds puppets to Antiques Roadshow, learns she's sitting on a gold mine (possible nsfw content on page)
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Sat May 30, 2020
(Fox5 DC)
 
 
 
Seven-year-old throws a prom for his babysitter after hers was cancelled. It suddenly got dusty in here
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Woman with PhD in quantum chemistry says thanks, but she'd rather not attend big coronavirus party thrown by failed casino owner/reality show host
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(CNN)
 
 
 
We've now reached the part of the reality show where the producers decide to lock Trump in a house with his most hated foes
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Phil Robertson you are the drake
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Phil Robertson you are the drake
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Fri May 29, 2020
(Twitch.tv)
 
 
 
Drew and Dallan are back with Fark Friday Night Movie Night. Tonight it's terrible instructional videos, including "How To Sell A Car To A Woman" from the 1970s among others. Join us for the watch party 9pm eastern
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(CBC)
 
 
 
40 rodents released in a park that will soon be renamed "New Guinea"
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Dear Deidre: I'm a 45-year-old single guy who enjoys wearing women's clothing, but only alone at home, not hanging around in bars. Nevertheless at the pub I got drunk and told my mates of my lingerie love, and I worry what they think of me. Help
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(Metro)
 
 
 
A 103 year-old woman beat Coronavirus, then cracked open a cold beer to celebrate
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Val Demings, former police chief in Orlando, Congresswoman, and general badass, pens an OpEd in the Washington Post asking her fellow law enforcement members WTF Is Going On
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Man 'stoned to death' at 15th century castle in Kent, England. Thankfully this wasn't France where cows would have been used
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
"It is unclear how or why the woman was naked"
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Thu May 28, 2020
(Southgate News-Herald)
 
 
 
Police poked perusing pedestrians pair of purses
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Real-life Karens say they are not racists and would like to talk to the manager of the person who created that meme, just as soon as they are done getting their hair cut
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(Santa Rosa Press Democrat)
 
 
 
Woman sprays Santa Rosa police officers with glitter after car chase,,,, that's it.... that's the headline
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Woman discovers what she'd assumed was a kidney stone was something far more precious two hours later in the delivery room
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(New Delhi TV)
 
 
 
If people can't see the thinner rope, then Barnum and Harry Kellar missed out on their best audiences
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(New Delhi TV)
 
 
 
If people can't see the thinner rope, then Barnum and Harry Kellar missed out on their best audiences
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
"I would rip this in two seconds." Yeah, me too (probably NSFW)
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(Unilad)
 
 
 
Woman keeps selfie posted for half hour before noticing boyfriend wiping his arse in background
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Having now been found miles away from the closest traps, it looks like murder hornets are going viral
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(TMJ4 Milwaukee)
 
 
 
People have been getting their Kegel's inn for nearly 100 years
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Revisiting the awfulness of the Sex and the City sequel on its 10 year anniversary
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(Click2Houston)
 
 
 
"Go back to your own country" shouts hammer waving woman wearing Irish flag t-shirt
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(Click2Houston)
 
 
 
"Go back to your own country" shouts hammer waving woman wearing Irish flag t-shirt
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Wed May 27, 2020
(CBS 46 Atlanta)
 
 
 
Woman, brother okay after seeing a turtle
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
The cameltoe: From faux-pas to fashion statement
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(Out Magazine)
 
 
 
Besides being the dude who filmed Central Park Karen, Christian Cooper is a pioneer in the comic world for creating Yoshi Mishima, the first gay male character in a Star Trek comic and the first gay human ever within the Star Trek universe
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(NPR)
 
 
 
A woman who owns a janitorial service has found a new niche: Packing up and cleaning the homes of the COVID dead
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Tue May 26, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
Remember that judge whose advice to a rape victim was "close your legs?" He ain't a judge no more
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(KTVU Bay Area News)
 
 
 
Central Park Karen has been fired
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
GOP Chairwoman says she has received inquiries from "several states" about hosting the RNC if North Carolina cancels. Which ones? Different PLACES *jams straw into her Coke scattering a basket of french fries*
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(Metro Weekly)
 
 
 
Christian teacher charged with soliciting male prostitute after claiming black men kidnapped him. Fred Garvin shocked
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Shop worker refuses to serve woman because she has no Covid-19 face mask on. Not a problem for her, she just strips off to use her soiled knickers as a face mask. Ewwwwww (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Shop worker refuses to serve woman because she has no Covid-19 face mask on. Not a problem for her, she just strips off to use her soiled knickers as a face mask. Ewwwwww (possible nsfw content on page)
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
County official orders all the idiots who violated common sense and social distancing orders in order to yeehaw it up at the Lake of the Ozarks to quarantine themselves
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Who do you cheer for when a drunk driver hits a man accused of running from the scene of an assault?
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(Pix11)
 
 
 
Karen files a false police report about "African American man threatening her" by asking her to leash her dog where it's required. Bonus video shows her jerking her dog all over hell instead of using leash she has
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Mon May 25, 2020
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
The purge begins
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(ABC 10 Sacamento)
 
 
 
Shoppers try to be more patient during difficult times for retail workers - unless they give away the Kiddie Pool you asked them to hold. That's a beating
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(CNN)
 
 
 
EU privacy laws intended to regulate Facebook et al used to stop a grandmother posting online images of her grandchildren
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Sun May 24, 2020
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
"I give orgasms to 5,000 women a day" (possible NSFW content on page)
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(Mid-Day (India))
 
Weeners
 
Beefcake delivery service
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(Southgate News-Herald)
 
 
 
Karen demands to talk to your manager about this shoplifting policy. Grab a lawn chair, be right with you
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Sat May 23, 2020
(Metro)
 
 
 
The pandemic may have finally allowed women to realize they're doing way too much
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(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
Warning issued after wolf approaches woman with stroller. Why the wolf had a stroller is anyone's guess
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(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
Woman with Irish name gets rude email telling her she's been pronouncing her own name incorrectly her whole life ... by someone who's "studied Irish quite a bit." Let's see how this went over
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Fri May 22, 2020
(Upworthy)
 
 
 
2Scoops' kryptonite: women with names
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Is it time to stop giving carers the clap? Use protection when having sex with front line workers, people
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
N.J. woman accused of fatally beating wife with wine chiller captured in Texas. Wine chiller currently under interrogation Lone Star style
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
With lockdown eased we had a lovely day at the seaside, Mum went paddling with little Amy. Dad showed Bobby how to make sand castles. Uncle Jim curled one out and left his pants on it. The ice creams. The...wait. What?
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(Independent)
 
 
 
I'm just surprised this didn't get aired in the US first
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(Independent)
 
 
 
I'm just surprised this didn't get aired in the US first
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(Screen Rant)
 
 
 
LGBT actresses who could replace Ruby Rose as Batwoman to the left, better suggestions to the right
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
"Let this be clear, I'm not not a feminist," complains woman worth $14 million who has the right to control her own finances, own property, vote, change her name, and say stupid shiat on Instagram
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Thu May 21, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Freeway ✔ Flare gun ✔ Father is a serial killer ✔ Launch 🚀
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Freeway ✔ Flare gun ✔ Father is a serial killer ✔ Launch 🚀
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Her cellphone number used to be Elon Musk's. I hope she answers with "Hello, and welcome to Moviefone Press one if you'd like to hear"
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(Little Things)
 
 
 
Tonight 15 men will try to impregnate a 41 year old woman. Surprisingly airing on Fox and not Pornhub
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Attempted Murder-Suicide ends with unsuccessful murder but successful suicide, so glass half full?
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(We Got This Covered)
 
 
 
More details on the Batwoman story. Ruby wasn't harassed into quitting. She wasn't afraid of getting injured again. She just didn't like the role and was a pain in the ass to work with
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(The Argus (UK))
 
 
 
"I think we should be more stricter like Spain and none of us be allowed out." Says man on a day out in Brighton, with his family, drinking a cold beer
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
I know it's a quiet place these days but the NYC subway is not your personal love making spot
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(KVIA El Paso)
 
 
 
Meanwhile, in Texas, police ask local TV news stations to broadcast a decapitated head. It is not on the back of a turtle
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(NBC Montana)
 
 
 
Three days into the virus-shortened Yellowstone Dumbass League 2020 season, and it's already Bison 1 - Idiot Tourists 0
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Wed May 20, 2020
(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Two Washington State gyms temporarily "halting protest" until they can find some way to infect people with Covid-19 without being sued into smoking holes in the ground
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(CBS Detroit)
 
 
 
Wisconsin woman who's been taking hydroxychloroquine for 19 years to treat disease that it never is contracts Their New Hoax anyway
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(OK Whatever)
 
 
 
A dead 80s art icon is now rolling in his grave. Why? Because they're slapping his work on Forever 21 clothing
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(OK Whatever)
 
 
 
A dead 80s art icon is now rolling in his grave. Why? Because they're slapping his work on Forever 21 clothing
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Body washes up on beach where former WWE star was swept out to sea. Police reluctant to say if it's 'Cryme Tyme' [Update: It is.]
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Body washes up on beach where former WWE star was swept out to sea. Police reluctant to say if it's 'Cryme Tyme' [Update: It is.]
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
VW pulls ad after it's called racist, although others might see a video where a white woman puts a black man into her petit colon as something else
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Death Angel drummer met Satan while in coronavirus coma. So, how is Rupert Murdoch doing?
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(WokeSloth)
 
 
 
Today's AITA - someone finds a dog lost after a house fire and refuses to give it back, even after the owner identifies the dog as theirs
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(WokeSloth)
 
 
 
Today's AITA - someone finds a dog lost after a house fire and refuses to give it back, even after the owner identifies the dog as theirs
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Since we're all staying in this summer, why not crack open a new book? Here are the twenty must-read fiction and nonfiction books of the season
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
"Hot" Russian nurse in male-only ward now faces a sacking for wearing just "lingerie" beneath her highly transparent PPE gear
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Woman teaches her dog to do CPR. Your dog ate the sofa and then vomited all over the living room
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Batwoman leaves Batwoman. Still not enough for CW not to renew a series
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Tue May 19, 2020
(Fark and Schnitt)
 
 
 
Fark and Schnitt podcast drop day is moving to Wednesday folks, new one coming tomorrow. Last episode we interviewed Brooke Binkowski from Truth or Fiction about Plandemic and Jacob Wohl
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(Fox 43 Pennsylvania)
 
 
 
No sir, giving your toddler marijuana will not help the child's autism
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Was the phrase "boiling toothpaste" used in a headline about: (a) a mishap at a Crest factory, (b) Florida Woman v. Florida Man's genitals, or (c) Martian mud volcanoes
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(AP News)
 
 
 
This story is Peak Missouri :"4 white Missouri cops sued for alleged brutality on 68-year-old black woman and son in a Sam's Club." The woman and her son were arrested for stealing a TV the store employees TOLD the cops was paid for
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(TC Palm)
 
 
 
Woman's desire to go topless outside her home has unintended consequence of raising neighborhood property values
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(CBS 12 West Palm Beach)
 
 
 
Rebekah Jones, the woman who designed Florida's COVID-19 dashboard, was remov