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| Thu July 09, 2020 |
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Auburn man with crimson tide of hair charged with robbery, severe Alabama Sports Identity Confusion
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♫♪ ♫♪ Fighting soldiers from the sky / Fearless men (and now woman) who jump and die / Men (and now woman) who mean just what they say / The brave men (and now woman) of the Green Beret ♫♪ ♫♪
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Some people spend a lifetime wasting their hard-earned money on the lottery, some people have all the luck -- like this Sydney woman who won $50m with her first ever lottery ticket
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Here's a primer on how to to handle racist jerks in public, from the server who dismantled the vile Silicon Valley CEO in her restaurant
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Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, new Batwoman
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7 year old skater nails a switch kickflip half cab 9mm headwound to ambulance ride
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| Tue July 07, 2020 |
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How long did it take for the Scots to act like the English on their first day back reopening the pubs after the coronavirus lockdown? Apparently not long at all
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Topless women protest against Macron's cabinet reshuffle. Les gendarmes: "There's nothing to Elysee here, move along"
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Next up: American protester gets beaten with a bald eagle, French protester gets smacked with a baguette, and Italian protester gets whacked with a can of tomatoes
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Story keyword checklist: Black man☑ , restaurant☑ , MAGA☑ , social distancing☑ , gun☑ , Trump 2020☑, bike lock☑
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Cops put innocent NYC woman on 'WANTED' poster, also found a scared, unfriendly cat with no collar
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Cough on a child at Yogurtland? That's a firing
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Woman gives birth on pontoon boat on Fourth of July. Tag says it all
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Woman shocked not everyone stores their plethora of sex toys in a hanging shoe rack
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Florida man in Costco goes full Florida Man when elderly woman asks why he isn't wearing a mask
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Home Depot Harriet charged with battery after getting into physical fight over wearing a mask
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Darwin gives woman a pass on 2-storey pool jump, says he'll get enough on the covidapalooza rebound
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| Tue June 30, 2020 |
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With farmers markets closed & ambulance rides so expensive, 70 yr old crashes into an ER
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"It seems our wartime president has surrendered, waved the white flag and abandoned the battlefield"
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I guess she did nazi him pointing the rifle at her
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Brandi Glanville posts photo of her kissing Denise Richards, and you've already gone and clicked the link, right. I could literally post anything here. Hello?
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"Congratulations, it's a happy, healthy, bouncing 50-pound cyst"
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Adult poRn star shows her 'O' face after filming sex scene after getting caught on a bus without face mask. Police now looking for her about breaking coronavirus regulations, something on the side (possible nsfw content on page)
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Trader Joe's Tiffany has met her mask-free match: Chicken Chucking Chelsea
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Ryan Seacrest breaks up with his girlfriend, and immediately consoles himself in the arms of another supermodel. Hard out there for poor Ryan
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The Racist White People of America Summer Tour makes a stop in Michigan with Noise Complaint Nancy
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At long last, a story where a lack of personal responsibility doesn't result in bad consequences for others. Here's to you, bison-taunting lady
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| Thu June 25, 2020 |
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So, does Netflix have an incognito mode? I'm asking for a friend
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"No one I've spoken with at the Post can figure out why we published this story," said one prominent reporter at the paper. "We blew up this woman's life for no reason"
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Zip-a-dee-doo-dah, zip-a-dee-ay / My, oh, my, Song of the South is not good today / Plenty of movies to retheme the Splash Mountain ride headed Disney's way / Zip-a-dee-Frog-dah, zip-a-Princess-dee-ay
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Missouri woman who went viral for waving a Confederate flag, praising the KKK, and vowing to teach hate to her grandchildren while at a Black Lives Matter protest apologizes for showing her true colors, vows to never wave Confederate flag again
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| Thu June 18, 2020 |
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On this day in 1983, Sally Ride became the first American woman in space. For this achievement both the United States Navy and Mars Congressional Republic Navy named a ship after her
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Senator Jennifer McClellan launches gubernatorial bid in Virginia, aiming to become the first black woman elected governor in American history
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Netflix to bring the manga Warrior Nun Areala to screens. Think "Buffy gets religion"
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"I'm not racist. My husband is Black." "Eyewitnesses at the incident have identified the woman in the video as Julie Fernstrom, who owns Brimfield with her husband, Jeff, who is not Black"
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You remember Robert Fuller? One of the five black men last week who 'committed suicide' by hanging themselves from a tree in public? Yeah, deputies just killed his half brother. Bonus: They nearly killed the woman he supposedly kidnapped
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"My parents saved money for both daughters' future weddings. My would-be husband got two women pregnant while we were engaged; we did not get married. My sister met a nice woman; they want me to give them the money I had for my wedding. Should I?"
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Man goes to gym during pandemic and earns which Fark tag: a) Dumbass, b) Sick, or c) Hero [warning: graphic image]
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Man goes to gym during pandemic and earns which Fark tag: a) Dumbass, b) Sick, or c) Hero [warning: graphic image]
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Cops release photos of privileged woman who was one of the people suspected of starting the Wendy's fire
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Kristen Stewart to play Princess Di in an upcoming movie. At least the postmortem rigor mortis scenes will be accurate
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| Mon June 15, 2020 |
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Soon, there will be an opportunity to crap where no man or woman has crapped before
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White House demands apology from Brian Stelter for being mean to a woman. Hillary Clinton seen looking up the definition of "irony"
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And, SCotUS passes on gun rights cases. So, two good rulings and a good pass?
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Shopping Cart Sally stands her ground
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Report details how woman with no ticket boarded airline flight, centering on the absence of Indiana Jones onboard to throw her out a window
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Maskless woman coughs on customer in bagel shop, in what could be the first step of a coronavirus schmear campaign
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Maskless woman coughs on customer in bagel shop, in what could be the first step of a coronavirus schmear campaign
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Middle school teacher caught correcting history
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SCOTUS rules 6-3 that workers can't be fired for being gay or transgender
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A look at how "Karen" went from a very popular baby name to the placeholder for entitled racist white women
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If you left your keys at a crime scene, Winnipeg police would like to...oh, wait, I see my job is done here
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| Fri June 12, 2020 |
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Finally a story to make the Farkettes cringe and cross their legs
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Wrong chicken tender order leads to customers shattering front glass of Sonic. There was no gunplay or nudity, so that rules out Florida
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Spidertoad .. spidertoad does whatever a spidertoad insect does to leave Aussie woman revolted after she finds the NOPE creature in her garden (possible nsfw content on page)
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Another passionate entitled white woman, railroaded by our liberal cancel culture just like Colonel Oliver North, Officer Stacey Koon, and cartoon smokesperson Joe Camel
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Lady Antebellum changed their name to Lady A without checking to see if anyone else already had it. Unfortunately, someone does: a woman of color who is a blues singer, and has professionally used the name for over 20 years
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Woman charged with hit-and-run of a construction worker, DUI, 2nd-degree sharpie eyebrows
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Woman killed, boyfriend wounded after alleged dispute over dog pooping. Dog that hates the person you're dating seen taking notes
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"I share a last name with a female urination device. But hey, at least it's not as bad as having a last name like Hitler, Wiener, Butts, Hooker, or Dickman. (Or so I tell myself.)"
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"I share a last name with a female urination device. But hey, at least it's not as bad as having a last name like Hitler, Wiener, Butts, Hooker, or Dickman. (Or so I tell myself.)"
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Dunkin Donuts Donna freaks out at employees. Not safe for work language, like any of you are actually at work
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Racist ranting entitled white lady from Torrance prequel video comes out
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Racist ranting entitled white lady from Torrance prequel video comes out
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| Tue June 09, 2020 |
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Florida Woman accused of dressing as a clown to get new trial date. Well, she also shot someone, but yeah, that clown thing
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House filled up with stolen goods? Sell them on Facebook
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It's like Romeo and Juliet if Romeo and Juliet were fighting and Romeo killed Juilet's dad, so basically it's nothing like Romeo and Juliet and Subby shouldn't have brought it up
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Being a Trump kook costs a woman her scholarship. Also demonstrates a lack of brains to be a Trump fan. Colleges generally want students who have brains, so it's understandable
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After becoming the first woman to take a spacewalk, Kathy Sullivan becomes the first woman to reach the bottom of the 35,000 feet deep ocean
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After the gas station incident, Karen Arizona is having an intervention because her husband says she's not normally a raving, unhinged, racist
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After the gas station incident, Karen Arizona is having an intervention because her husband says she's not normally a raving, unhinged, racist
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Angry white man tries to physically intimidate fearless black woman at protest
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| Fri May 29, 2020 |
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Drew and Dallan are back with Fark Friday Night Movie Night. Tonight it's terrible instructional videos, including "How To Sell A Car To A Woman" from the 1970s among others. Join us for the watch party 9pm eastern
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40 rodents released in a park that will soon be renamed "New Guinea"
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Dear Deidre: I'm a 45-year-old single guy who enjoys wearing women's clothing, but only alone at home, not hanging around in bars. Nevertheless at the pub I got drunk and told my mates of my lingerie love, and I worry what they think of me. Help
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A 103 year-old woman beat Coronavirus, then cracked open a cold beer to celebrate
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Val Demings, former police chief in Orlando, Congresswoman, and general badass, pens an OpEd in the Washington Post asking her fellow law enforcement members WTF Is Going On
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Man 'stoned to death' at 15th century castle in Kent, England. Thankfully this wasn't France where cows would have been used
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"It is unclear how or why the woman was naked"
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| Thu May 28, 2020 |
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Police poked perusing pedestrians pair of purses
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Real-life Karens say they are not racists and would like to talk to the manager of the person who created that meme, just as soon as they are done getting their hair cut
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Woman sprays Santa Rosa police officers with glitter after car chase,,,, that's it.... that's the headline
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Woman discovers what she'd assumed was a kidney stone was something far more precious two hours later in the delivery room
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If people can't see the thinner rope, then Barnum and Harry Kellar missed out on their best audiences
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If people can't see the thinner rope, then Barnum and Harry Kellar missed out on their best audiences
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"I would rip this in two seconds." Yeah, me too (probably NSFW)
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Woman keeps selfie posted for half hour before noticing boyfriend wiping his arse in background
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Having now been found miles away from the closest traps, it looks like murder hornets are going viral
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People have been getting their Kegel's inn for nearly 100 years
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Revisiting the awfulness of the Sex and the City sequel on its 10 year anniversary
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"Go back to your own country" shouts hammer waving woman wearing Irish flag t-shirt
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"Go back to your own country" shouts hammer waving woman wearing Irish flag t-shirt
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| Fri May 22, 2020 |
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2Scoops' kryptonite: women with names
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Is it time to stop giving carers the clap? Use protection when having sex with front line workers, people
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N.J. woman accused of fatally beating wife with wine chiller captured in Texas. Wine chiller currently under interrogation Lone Star style
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With lockdown eased we had a lovely day at the seaside, Mum went paddling with little Amy. Dad showed Bobby how to make sand castles. Uncle Jim curled one out and left his pants on it. The ice creams. The...wait. What?
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I'm just surprised this didn't get aired in the US first
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I'm just surprised this didn't get aired in the US first
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LGBT actresses who could replace Ruby Rose as Batwoman to the left, better suggestions to the right
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"Let this be clear, I'm not not a feminist," complains woman worth $14 million who has the right to control her own finances, own property, vote, change her name, and say stupid shiat on Instagram
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