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Fri July 23, 2021
(Vice)
 
 
 
Anti-mask clowns attack breast cancer patient over facility's mask policy, like that's her fault
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(WSBTV)
 
 
 
Commas. Live them. Love them. USE them
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(WSBTV)
 
 
 
Commas. Live them. Love them. USE them
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Woman leaves home for the first time in nine months due to Covid shielding, is promptly struck and killed by a truck
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Woman arrested after anti-Asian hate crime spree
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Woman arrested after anti-Asian hate crime spree
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Randy couple having sex on the beach feel the wrath of the beach flip-flop from irate bather
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My husband saw me kiss my boss goodbye and assumed we're having an affair, but there's no sexual component to it; it's simply an emotional affair and I don't even like sex. Can I get my husband to believe me?"
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(Vice)
 
 
 
It's what the Internet is for, after all
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Thu July 22, 2021
(KTVO Kirksville)
 
 
 
Woman hopes to give Chuck Grassley more time to spend on his gibberish-filled tweets
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(Blog Toronto)
 
 
 
Man breaks into woman's apartment to try on her clothes and cook. She's found a keeper
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Five "sovereign citizens" move into woman's mansion and claim it as their own, and they seem to be the worst of the worst, including a multiple sex offender, a fake lawyer, and a licensed dentist
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(NPR)
 
 
 
"Sexy Beasts" reviewer has many questions about what's happening on the show but manages to never once use the word "furry" in her article
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Four hikers in the Grand Canyon were struck by lightning. Grand Canyon trifecta in play
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Wed July 21, 2021
(CBC)
 
 
 
"Health Canada's testing protocols cannot change a dead parrot into a live one"
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(West Virginia Metro News)
 
 
 
WV Fire Marshal's Office investigating after 1 injured in Beaver explosion. Cause of the explosion appears to be a build-up of natural gas. Obvious your mom joke goes here
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Pop quiz, hotshot: you come home and find a naked woman skinny dipping in your pool. What do you do? Before you answer, remember this: this was in Florida
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Zhengzhou subway becomes surfway after another once-in-a-millennium rain event
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Whoever designed Mormon magic underwear was not a woman. "My vagina has to breathe"
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Tell us your most memorable experience at the beach
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(CBS 58 Milwaukee)
 
 
 
Couple ransacks, robs dollar store. No word on where they plan to retire with $27 worth of stolen treasure
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(KSDK St. Louis)
 
 
 
Missouri woman finds worst possible way to invite herself to breakfast
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Tue July 20, 2021
(Science Magazine)
 
 
 
Book documents Albert Einstein's relationship with a woman. Bonus: You have heard of her
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
You know how a woman will dump a man, then date her ex's arch-rival while making public jokes at her ex's expense? Donald Trump just had that happen to him by his man-crush
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Marriage proposal in front of crowd at baseball game. Also, ring for sale, never worn
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(WRAL)
 
 
 
Wow lady, you are on the ball
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(The Takeout)
 
 
 
The Lost Kitchen on Peak White Woman Television is brought to you by Shiplap, Live Laugh Love, Karen Kares Kuts, Suburban Wine, and these other sponsors
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My husband confessed to trying to have an affair six years ago, saying he messaged the woman on an app he doesn't remember but says she never showed. He recalls no details, and I want them all. Because I need them to move beyond it. What do?"
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
It ain't just McDonald's burgers and Twinkies that never rot
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Mon July 19, 2021
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Fake power company workers steal $25K of Florida woman's jewelry, which is why it's best to use real power companies, or even better, real ultimate power companies which are run by ninjas
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The Daily Fail asks "Is having sex with your flatmate EVER a good idea?" Well, I prefer a woman with some nice breasts, but sure
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(BBC)
 
 
 
You know you are doing it wrong when you forbid people from wearing, singing and saying stuff similar to your southern neighbors
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
New Jersey woman ordered by judge to remove her farking profane anti-Biden posters
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Renaissance Woman? Scripps National Spelling Bee winner Zaila Avant-garde is also in the Guinness Book of World Records three times: the most bounce juggles, and most bounces with four basketballs, and most basketballs dribbled at once
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(Arkansas Online)
 
 
 
Ooohhhh witching woman, see if the ground is dryyyy. Ooohhhh witching woman, if so we're gonna diiiieeee
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Sun July 18, 2021
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
French film about a woman impregnated by a car wins the prestigious Palme D'Or at Cannes
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
French film about a woman impregnated by a car wins the prestigious Palme D'Or at Cannes
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(We Are Central PA)
 
 
 
Not sure who the worse person in this story is: the puppy thief or the store that sells EIGHT THOUSAND DOLLAR puppies
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(Ayup, Some Mainer)
 
 
 
101-year-old woman still goes to work...on a lobster boat
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
This is what happens when you get more women involved in the making of a movie: Superheroines in sensible shoes. Female moviegoers (and the actresses) finally rejoice
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Sat July 17, 2021
(WLBT Jackson)
 
 
 
How dumb can you get? Extremely dumb I guess
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Flood: 1, German redneck in car: 0
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Fri July 16, 2021
(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Evangelical Christians find themselves targeted by QAnon in the most inevitable conclusion ever
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Woman breaks into dentist's office to steal thousands of dollars, unnecessarily pull 13 of patient's teeth. Dentist: "Hey, that's MY grift"
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Thu July 15, 2021
(Guardian)
 
 
 
For sale: Slightly distressed waterfront property
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(Vice)
 
 
 
William Marston was a radical feminist psychologist who invented Wonder Woman as bondage-filled "psychological propaganda" for world peace
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Quick, Watson! The game's afoot
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Quick, Watson! The game's afoot
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Wed July 14, 2021
(WREG Memphis)
 
 
 
Postal worker with screwdriver goes... well, you know
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Amazon delivery person rescues woman trapped in home. By a spider
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Criminal mastermind's plot to hire a hitman to murder his ex-girlfriend and her family and then pin it all on Black Lives Matter is, shockingly, not successful
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(Fark)
 
 
 
"If the novels are still being read in 50 years, no one is ever going to say: 'What's great about that sixth book is that he met his deadline'" ―George R.R. Martin. This is your Fark Writer's Thread, Still Waiting For That Sixth Book Edition
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Next on Netflix, orthodox Jewish woman goes from having her first orgasm at 35 to creating lingerie for models and buying sex toys for her children at 50
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Woman leaves note in a Walmart bathroom saying she's being held by her ex-boyfriend and begs someone to call 911. Someone does. Cops spectacularly fail in their response, but fortunately she's able to leave ANOTHER note, and this time gets a better outcome
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Protip: if you name your daughter after the woman with whom you are cheating, you have a seemingly valid excuse when you call your wife by the wrong name
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(Fox 43 Pennsylvania)
 
 
 
Does Irish Spring Soap work to ward off mosquitoes?
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(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Candace Parker became the first woman to grace the cover of NBA2K
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(CBS New York)
 
 
 
A now-25-year-old New Jersey woman has been in a seven-year battle with the IRS to get the agency to recognize that she's not, in fact, dead. Still no pulse from the agency
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
"We're all tired of Hank. Not because we don't love him, we're just TIRED. It's like he drank ALL OF OUR COFFEE," writes foster mom on adoption website. We knew this TFette would be in the headlines as 'Houston Woman,' just not like this on Woofday Wetnose Wednesday
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(WFSB Connecticut)
 
 
 
New CT law mandates that adults going in the rear must use protection
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(Some Camping Slideshow)
 
 
 
How do you vault out of a kayak?
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(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
All gas, no brakes, and Jesus is steering. And here comes the red traffic light
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Tue July 13, 2021
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
Boobies
 
Multiple fire, police, and volunteer crews working to rescue naked woman wedged between 2 buildings. Fire captain confirms she is naked
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Seems there is one Trump supporter who isn't buying the stolen election conspiracy without evidence. All the evidence is waiting for the audit of Trump's taxes to be over, didn't you hear?
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(iNews (UK))
 
 
 
Top Spanish TikTok douchebag tricks women into rawdogging by telling them he's sterile, now faces up to 12 years in jail after talking about it on Youtube. Never an elastrator when you need one
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
25-year-old woman briefly has the hottest restaurant in Nashville
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(ABC7Amarillo)
 
 
 
In other news, 'Austrian Toilet Snake' is the new name of Subby's techno didgeridoo band
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(WJAC TV Johnstown)
 
 
 
If a woman promises you sex and $450 cash to meet her in a motel room, don't be surprised when you end up staring at the flash suppressor of an AR rifle and meth is somehow involved
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Mon July 12, 2021
(CBC)
 
 
 
Name checks out
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this woman out standing in her field
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Two COVIDs, One Death
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(CBS 21 Harrisburg)
 
 
 
94-year-old Alabama woman's dream to try on a wedding dress comes true
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Why would a Sovereign Citizen care who was president? BTW if you are in court and God, who is all powerful, didn't stop your appearance God must want you in court. To clarify God thinks you're a jerk too
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"I'm a lesbian and I'm marrying the woman of my dreams next year. My fiancé has left the conservative church she was raised in, but her parents remain members and refuse to acknowledge our engagement or wedding. Am I right to be hurt and offended?"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Not News: Middle Eastern woman barred from boarding airline due to immodest attire. Fark: In Dallas
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(KRQE News)
 
 
 
Naked woman arrested...and you're already gone. Deep regret setting in abouuut *now*
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Sun July 11, 2021
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
"Sixteen long guns, body armor and 1000 rounds of ammo? A fella could have himself quite an MLB All Star game shooting with that stuff"
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
You can say her life is now SAFE
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Sat July 10, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
After having to take Nora, my 19 year old cat, to the rainbow bridge this week, I needed a happy story
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(Global Times (China))
 
 
 
Scorned ex-girlfriend seeks revenge by renting ex boyfriend's car via an online car renting app, then running 49 red lights in two days. That'll show him
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(Global Times (China))
 
 
 
Scorned ex-girlfriend seeks revenge by renting ex boyfriend's car via an online car renting app, then running 49 red lights in two days. That'll show him
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(MassLive)
 
 
 
It is once again legal to electrocute the mentally ill and the disabled. The zappings will continue until morale improves
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Fri July 09, 2021
(KSL Salt Lake City)
 
 
 
Oh this is a good one. Crumpling a "Back the Blue" sign and throwing it in the trash while smirking at an ACAB lands a girl in jail for a "hate crime"
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(Willamette Week)
 
 
 
Burrito allegedly wraps up woman's Olympic career
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Woman fired for calling in sick and then appearing on every major media outlet celebrating England's soccer win
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
I want to hire an attorney who thinks about his pending cases while he's taking gunfire
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Thu July 08, 2021
(Lehigh Valley Live)
 
 
 
If you want to save someone from an opioid overdose it is better to give the person Narcan than shoot them up with Meth. You don't want to end up being charged with 3rd degree murder like this woman
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(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Because no one on the field could stop him, God came off the bench to tackle to Dicky Maegle
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Swingers keep it awkward, daughter lets her husband bang her hot mum (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"In the five years my husband and I dated, we never once had sex. Now, as newlyweds, we're trying and it's not good. How can we improve our sex life?"
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Woman dies after tearing artery on roller coaster, but experts deny others could expire in similar vein
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Wed July 07, 2021
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Strange woman found lying in pond, no longer distributing swords
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(BBC-US)
 
Boobies
 
Lawyer made to remove bra. "It is not good enough in any shape or form"
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(BBC-US)
 
Boobies
 
Lawyer made to remove bra. "It is not good enough in any shape or form"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Boys and 65-year-old friends of the p*ssy grabber will be boys
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Woman packs kid's school lunches with non-alcoholic vodak. BEST. MUM. EVAR
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(No promotion)
 
 
 
Don't sign an arbitration agreement with Panda Express, lest ye not be able to sue when they force you to strip in front of your co-workers
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(We Are Central PA)
 
 
 
Punxsutawney woman bought insurance for car after accident, allowing family member to drive angry
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Imagine you're a lady. You're mowing the lawn... BAM a farkin plane slams into you. Your brains are laying on the ground in little bloody pieces. Now I ask ya. Would you give a fark what kind of plane the son of a biatch who hit you was flying?
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(NBC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Backstory on the idiot who got arrested after challenging his neighbor to fight and having 150 people drop by: attempted B&E, wiping evidence, assault, bragging about running minorities out of town. This is in no way over
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"A woman who bore a child for a married couple wants joint guardianship of the baby because she had an affair with the father"
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Tue July 06, 2021
(Fast Company)
 
 
 
Meet the woman who mastered a 6000-character IBM Chinese typewriter in the 1940s and demoed it for her bosses at Big Blue and for excited audiences in the U.S. and China. The typewriter flopped, but she's still here and she knows the codes
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
And Sha'Carri Richardson has been left off of the US Olympic team entirely, even though she's the fastest woman in the world and eligible for the 4x100m team
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(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
Woman arrested for attacking Olympic torch with water gun
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Kourtney Kardashian sucks
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Woman charged with trying to drive over people at her ex's funeral is also charged with defacing Jesus
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Mon July 05, 2021
(KRQE News)
 
 
 
Woman upset over how first responders treated her husband. How bad could it be? Oh my
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(Salon)
 
 
 
I never thought the leopards would sexually harass *my* face
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Sun July 04, 2021
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Man asks stranger to stop hitting woman, is surprised by next activity stranger chooses
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(NBC DFW)
 
 
 
Grand Theft Tractor enters July 4th parade
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Sat July 03, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Atlanta woman terrified of Savannah
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(CBS Chicago)
 
 
 
The way the restaurant business is going, you better get ready for the 100 dollar cheeseburger
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
"I cannot emphasize how stupid this weapon is." Bonus: Batwoman
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Fri July 02, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
The family that does meth laced with fentanyl together, overdoses and dies in the same night together
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(Vox)
 
 
 
A look at how the internet ruined the life of a science fiction author who provided a good treatise on gender
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Thu July 01, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
Dog lets cat out of the bag
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Article graphically details exactly how rough Trevor Bauer got with the woman who sought a restraining order against him
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Wed June 30, 2021
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Supreme Court issues a 5-4 ruling in a case involving a woman's uterus
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(Coconuts)
 
 
 
Parliament deputy speaker summoned by police over durian party, funky aroma
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
A woman has been arrested and is in custody in connection with Saturday's crash at the Tour de France. Off with her head
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(MassLive)
 
 
 
You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't try to ice pick a random stranger on the street while carrying crack
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Trevor Bauer finds himself in another sticky situation. Let's see how he spins out of this one
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Tue June 29, 2021
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
When the Dark Web, Bitcoin, Online "Hitman services", terrible personal cybersecurity habits, a sadistic pediatrician and a messy divorce collide, you get The Aristocrats
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(KCRG)
 
 
 
Woman ignores road signs. Gets a sinking feeling
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(Fox 8 Cleveland)
 
 
 
It's not often the asinine tag drags a submission out from the Food tab, but 'Bread Steak' should do it
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
"(Former guy) is coming back before the middle of August. And what if that doesn't happen? We're going to be in a civil war because the militia will be taking over"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Clingy girlfriends save lives
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(Fox 43 Pennsylvania)
 
 
 
Woman's Head found
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Christina Aguilera, the former rival to Britney Spears, calls the conservatorship of her former nemesis "unacceptable"
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Mon June 28, 2021
(Axios)
 
 
 
Developers, developers, developers, developers
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
EhSIS
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Woman who died in balloon crash was on 'bucket list' ride. See, this is why my bucket list only has things like 'drink as much bourbon as possible' on it
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Woman writes to Dear Amy to figure out how to best tell her other sister who's snubbed from yearly trip to get over it, tag is for the well deserved epic response
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Peeping Tom is now Bleeding Tom
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Batwoman loses another series regular [Warning: Spoilers for last night's episode]
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
William Shatner [Captain Kirk from the Star Trek] discusses how he was lonely during filming the Star Trek
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Sun June 27, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Woman returns home to discover visitors in her home. Naturally, she took pictures and posted them to The Internets. Now everyone can see what 5 raccoons can do to one home
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(IMDB)
 
 
 
250 chars. isn't enough room for Subby to even try to summarize all of tonight's goings-ons on "Stressed Western," S.6 Ep.8 of DC's Legends of Tomorrow at 8 ㏘ EDT, let alone "Power," S.2 Ep.18 of Batwoman at 9, both on The CW
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Translation for "Allez Opi-Omi": I'm getting sued, Grandpa and Grandma
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(Keloland)
 
 
 
Grand Theft Tractor
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Apparently, chocolate is now the most important meal of the day (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
One night in Bangkok makes the hard man humble, but during the day, the hard man's ex-girlfriend sets his motorcycle on fire
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
One night in Bangkok makes the hard man humble, but during the day, the hard man's ex-girlfriend sets his motorcycle on fire
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Sat June 26, 2021
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Discovering that Tiddlywink which had been lodged in your nose for nearly four decades is another valid reason for getting a Covid test
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Go home lady, you're two tents
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"Marjorie Taylor Greene is wrong"
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Fri June 25, 2021
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Catwoman still can't get any pleasure from Batman, this time due to a DMCA copyright complaint
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(CNN)
 
 
 
1/6 seditionist then: "I'm so sorry. I was only concerned about an old woman. Please have mercy". 1/6 Seditionist now: "Suckers"
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(NBC4i)
 
 
 
'Shoppers report finding women's underpants on car door handles at Westerville Aldi'
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(NBC4i)
 
 
 
'Shoppers report finding women's underpants on car door handles at Westerville Aldi'
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
The trailer for Halloween Kills has arrived
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Pakistan's prime minister blames the country's rape crisis on women; "They are wearing very few clothes"
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(Variety)
 
 
 
Every word is less coherent than the one before it
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Thu June 24, 2021
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Who could have guessed that punching co-workers and shooting pepper balls at administrative personnel during a workplace "training" would result in a lawsuit?
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Today the sun shines through the Noe Valley solstice crack, tomorrow a nasty sunburn. Go(at)see it
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Actual headline: 'Redneck Rave' descends into throat slashing, impalements, and mass arrests. "We were like, 'Well, this doesn't bode well for the weekend.'"
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Wed June 23, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Viewers find 'Karen' trailer lacking in a-Peele
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(WAFB Baton Rouge)
 
 
 
When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. When life gives you a five hour delay on a bridge due to a traffic accident, go fishing
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Netflix dropping the most disturbing reality show yet and the rapture can't come quickly enough
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Woman who can't even scratch off a lottery ticket properly is a whole lot richer thanks to the sharp-eyed and very honest son of her local mom-and-pop store
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Redneck Rave turns into Redneck Rampage. Drew found passed out beside a bag of pork rinds
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(WBIR Knoxville)
 
 
 
When you like a girl, make sure she considers you to be more than just a friend, before you ask her to do something like move in, or dispose of a body together
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Tue June 22, 2021
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Chris Brown to release greatest hits album
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(Unilad)
 
 
 
Woman who claimed she gave birth to 10 babies in the same pregnancy admitted to psychiatric ward. Octomom unavailable for comment
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(KTVQ Billings)
 
 
 
Yellowstone Dumbass League™ off to late start in 2021, but as you probably guessed it's currently Bison 1, Tourists 0
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
"What are you in for?" "Murder. You?" "Grand theft auto. You?" "I stole a lemur"
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Elderly woman who found nearly $1 billion in her bank account discovers: 1) her balance was actually negative $1 billion, and 2) her bank did that on purpose
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Woman tries to make Piazza Colonna fountain in Rome more attractive by jumping in it naked during heatwave [NSFW]
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(Fox 8 Cleveland)
 
 
 
"Surprise" found inside stolen mail truck
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(Fox 8 Cleveland)
 
 
 
"Surprise" found inside stolen mail truck
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(Tampa Bay Times)
 
 
 
Florida bartender finds creative way to get rid of dude aggressively hitting on women at his bar
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Diver finds a 95-year-old message in a bottle....message in a bottle. yeah
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Mon June 21, 2021
(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Sovereign Citizens try to steal a woman's newly-purchased house by breaking and entering, changing the locks, and hanging a non-fringed flag in the window
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
21st Century Ophelia (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Mia born at MIA. Lucky mom didn't travel to Phoenix
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Woman from party that loves denying food to the needy, won't give up the cloak off their back, doesn't turn the other cheek if struck, and loves mistreating the stranger in our midst says that President Biden needs to do better in following his faith
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(NPR)
 
 
 
UNC Journalism School attempts to give tenure to a black woman with enough credentials to fill a warehouse, but is blocked by a top donor, who's white, on the grounds that her blackness makes her incapable of being an unbiased journalist
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Elderly woman uses ATM to get $20, finds she received up to $999,985,855.94 in interest
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(Casper Star-Tribune)
 
 
 
Woman calls her ex-husband as he lay dying in the hospital and tells him they're getting remarried. Who knew hospitals were so darned dusty?
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Why are we still judging women for having casual sex?
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Why are we still judging women for having casual sex?
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Sun June 20, 2021
(Decider)
 
 
 
Anyone else planning on watching Kevin Can F*ck himself? It stars Annie Murphy and alternates between sitcom and comic drama. The series premieres at 9PM ET on AMC
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(IMDB)
 
 
 
DC's Legends of Tomorrow try to stop Sara from being kidnapped even though it'd alter the timeline in "Back to the Finale, Part II," S.6 Ep.7 at 8 ㏘ EDT. Then, guess who's back on S.2 Ep.17 (spoiler) "Kane, Kate" of Batwoman at 9? Both on The CW
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(Top Gear)
 
 
 
The first corner of the Nürburgring will be named after its Queen, Top Gear presenter Sabine Schmitz. Michael Gambon nods, tips his hat in her memory, then tips his car
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Honestly, who throws a sofa?
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(WBTV 3 Charlotte)
 
 
 
Your FedEx package is going to be even later than usual
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Jeep plows into family on NYC sidewalk in suspected targeted attack. Running over people with a vehicle trifecta now complete
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
In his defense, bagels without cream cheese aren't good at all
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
The woman who calls herself the head of USAerospace Partners and the Institute for Good Governance, which are the main pushers of the "Italian Connection" election conspiracy theory, is really a realtor in VA who falsely claims to own a $30m mansion
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Sat June 19, 2021
(NYPost)
 
Weeners
 
NYC City Council candidate exposes self as superhero, Gagged Weiner. You do NOT want to see his supersuit
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Fifty years ago, this woman became the sole survivor of 86 passengers on a flight that crashed over the Peruvian rainforest.. Earning that status involved falling from 10,000 feet and then walking injured though the jungle for 11 days. She was 17
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(Twitter)
 
Video
 
White woman from Georgia stands up and says what we know to be true in a clear and articulate way
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Fri June 18, 2021
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Hail Satin
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Army of the Dead is the top streaming entertainment piece in the US
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Talk about trying to steal the show: Bloke proposes to maid of honor during someone else's wedding. Disclaimer: the bride totally helps him
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(Quartz)
 
 
 
Sexist Victoria's Secret trying to rebrand as a female empowerment brand. Good luck with that
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Irish woman goes to court over allegedly doing it doggy style. With helpful pic of a doggy included (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"I want to live out my weird sexual fantasy, but I fear it's too weird for a woman. What do?"
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Thu June 17, 2021
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Being killed by a water buffalo called Yolo in New South Wales, Australia would make the news. Being killed in South Wales, UK makes it to Fark
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Being killed by a water buffalo called Yolo in New South Wales, Australia would make the news. Being killed in South Wales, UK makes it to Fark
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(Click2Houston)
 
 
 
Houston woman dead in 25th minute of going to the gym
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(Click2Houston)
 
 
 
Houston woman dead in 25th minute of going to the gym
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Remember that woman who decided to throw away her news reporter career to advertise her big bombshell of a exposé she gave Project Veritas? No? Well that's because it was weaker than a wet fart, even for Project Veritas
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Q cult weirdos are handing out cease and desist orders in the name of some woman who thinks she's the queen of Canada (no, not the queen of England). Sick bonus: she's threatening executions
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Fires Gone Wild
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
World Health Organisation bosses give out drunken advice to all women who are between 18 and 50, proposes a ban that they should NOT drink AT ALL (possible nsfw content on page)
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Wed June 16, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
A woman with HIV had Covid for 216 days. Doctors following her case found 32 mutations that occurred in the virus inside her. Hero tag for her and her team who pulled through. Scary tag points at Obvious tag, immunocompromised people need our care
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Woman who styled her hair with Gorilla Glue releases her own line of haircare products, cementing her reputation in concrete
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Apparently the "K" in K-pop stands for "kinky"
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Yeah, about that woman who allegedly gave birth to ten babies - even the husband is saying "show me the babies"
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Well, that's absolutely one of the worst ways to kill someone I can think of
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Scottish woman really, really, really happy to be great, great, great grandmother
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
What if I told you that there was a movie where Jennifer Lopez deals with a Killer AI?
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
"Moderate" preacher beats off conservative challenger to gain control of the Southern Baptist Convention
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Tue June 15, 2021
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Heads up - Royal Ascot begins today (possible nsfw content on page)
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Cops: Woman, 23, pummeled girlfriend, 21, after hearing her talk in sleep about ex
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Russia apparently has its heros too. This story brought to you by Fox News
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Na na na na na...BATWOMAN
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Mon June 14, 2021
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
How do they work?
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(NPR)
 
 
 
1 dead, others injured in Minneapolis after man deliberately drives car into crowd of people protesting the police execution of yet another Black man. It's almost like passing laws around the country that encourage people to do that has consequences
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Happy Glasgow man strips down to his skivvies, goes wild for 'street rave' because it's good to be alive
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Hey Bernie, it's been five farking years. Get over losing to a woman
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Sun June 13, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
You'd think Zeus would be busy clashing with titans
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(IMDB)
 
 
 
Mick takes charge in the Search 4 Sara as the Legends return to their new HQ on "Bishop's Gambit," S 6 Ep.№6 (needed another 6 for last week's) at 8 ㏘ EDT, then Batwoman & Mary team up vs. a familiar foe on "Rebirth", S.2 Ep.№16 at 9, both on The CW
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Americans are buying lipstick and condoms. Don't kink shame
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Police are looking for two people accused of stealing a DVD player, hope to arrest them at some time in the past
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(KCRA 3 Sacramento)
 
 
 
13-year-old boy selling candles online, door-to-door to raise funds for local mother with lung cancer. And it's not even his mom
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Woman earns between £5,000 and £7,000 a month fixing people's dating profiles. "She recalls helping one 45-year-old who only had a picture on his profile of him wearing a 'young, dumb and full of c*m' t-shirt"
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Sat June 12, 2021
(Metro)
 
 
 
The drink industry is misogynistic. Captain Obvious orders another round
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(Metro)
 
 
 
The drink industry is misogynistic. Captain Obvious orders another round
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(New Jersey 101.5)
 
 
 
A sanctuary for cats with special needs is expanding its mission to enable those with even less options for survival to have at least one. Welcome to Caturday
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Fri June 11, 2021
(WHDH Boston)
 
 
 
The largest moth in North America has been spotted clinging to a storefront. How they measured every single other moth in North America still unclear
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Police looking for entrepreneur who tried to disrupt insurance industry
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Florida woman leaves drugged man at hotel. Fails to take kidneys
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(BBC)
 
 
 
You might want to sit down for this one, but it seems Kim Kardashian has failed her first year law exam - again. I know, the woman who married Kanye West. It just beggars belief
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Another pantless Florida woman. Must be hot down there this week
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Thu June 10, 2021
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Recovering from his Vasectomy(s), Ryan Reynolds is now a Free Guy on a video game rampage
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Woman arrested for carrying ghost gun. Zoinks!
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
When a husband tells his wife he wants a divorce what reaction should he prepare for? Crying? Begging him to stay? Setting him on fire?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
When a husband tells his wife he wants a divorce what reaction should he prepare for? Crying? Begging him to stay? Setting him on fire?
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(Tampa Bay Times)
 
 
 
Florida Man uses podcast to interview guy who ate his own foot. Asks, "what was that like?"
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(Tampa Bay Times)
 
 
 
Florida Man uses podcast to interview guy who ate his own foot. Asks, "what was that like?"
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
At this point a chess player's time clock would be more useful for tracking days without a mass shooting in the US
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Non-drinker dies of alcoholism
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Was that who we think it was in the background in episode 1 of Loki? (link contains spoilers)
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(KCRG)
 
 
 
37 pieces of flare might have been too much
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Donna's dos and do not dos for first-time nudists. Walking amongst hay bales is apparently a do (NSFW)
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Donna's dos and do not dos for first-time nudists. Walking amongst hay bales is apparently a do (NSFW)
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Old and busted: catching a foul ball without dropping your beer. New hotness: catching a foul ball without dropping your baby
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(Willamette Week)
 
 
 
Racist caught on camera defacing bust of only black man in Lewis and Clark expedition
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Wed June 09, 2021
(WRAL)
 
 
 
Woman became a millionaire by doing this simple trick... get hired as the company's payroll administrative manager and overpaid yourself for a decade
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(APTN News)
 
 
 
Remember the 19-year-old Canadian man who threw a trailer hitch from his moving pickup truck, killing a woman, in 2017? He is 22 years old now, and he will spend the next 8 in prison
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(NBC Chicago)
 
 
 
"3 Injured in Possible Home Explosion in Evanston, Authorities Say" - owner Erwin Schrödinger unavailable for comment
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(Politico)
 
 
 
She is running for city council in NYC but none of the newspapers in her home district will even publish her picture. Why? Because she's a SHE of course, and Orthodox Newspapers refuse to run any image of a woman
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Pregnant woman being pulled over puts on flashers and prepares to exit the highway as we are all taught to do. Officer Earnhardt decides he'd rather flip her into the wall
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(We Are Central PA)
 
 
 
68-year-old woman gets a hell of a CSB to tell at her bridge club
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
No, it's Becky
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Proud Boy's mom suggests he use baby shampoo to scrub out the pepper spray. No suggestions on washing away the felony charges
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Florida Woman, Disneyland, snack foods, and kids books are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, May 23-29: Homemade Ice Cream Edition
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"I can't do the one thing my wife wants me to do during sex, and I worry it's ruining things for her"
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Tue June 08, 2021
(Lincoln Journal Star)
 
 
 
If you're not safe walking in Plainview, where are you safe
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(We Are Central PA)
 
 
 
Peter Parkour taken into custody
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(Fox 2 St. Louis)
 
 
 
New "Worlds of Pain experience" at Kansas City Worlds of Fun not as popular as park managers had expected
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(Fox 2 St. Louis)
 
 
 
New "Worlds of Pain experience" at Kansas City Worlds of Fun not as popular as park managers had expected
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Woman gives birth to a full soccer team assuming one or both of her 6yr old twins can play goalie. Not a repeat from last month
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
18-year-old Georgia woman on life support after sister accidentally shot her in face while they drove to Miami. They were probably distracted while debating what a Big Mac is called in France
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(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Mother of 7-year-old wanted by police found dead arrested in Denver near las Vegas
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Woman glues down 7700 pennies to create a floor. Later learns you should probably check first to make sure none of them are rare
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(Daily Star)
 
Boobies
 
Woman with giant bewbs wants to talk to you about the curse of having humungous bewbs but subby should have stopped typing a while ago because you've already clicked. bewbs (possible nsfw content on page)
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(UPI)
 
 
 
A woman in Las Vegas broke a world record by using her powerful thighs to crush three watermelons in less than eight seconds. Gallagher last seen cowering in fear
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(Fox 35 Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida woman who saw 'baby dinosaur' running through yard says this is what it was
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Have you ever sent a naked pic to a family group chat instead of the intended recipient?
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(France 24)
 
 
 
Not news: Observe and report. News: Incise and amputate
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Mon June 07, 2021
(KNBC 4 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
LA mayoral candidate running on public safety gets live demonstration at news conference
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(Portland Press Herald)
 
 
 
There's a big hayfield up near Buxton. One in particular. It's got a long rock wall, a big oak tree at the north end. It's like something out of a Robert Frost poem. There's also a river. This guy shouldn't have tried to swim in it
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(WJAC TV Johnstown)
 
 
 
Woman sues town and umbrella business, after being impaled by beach umbrella, citing back and pelvic pain, numbness in right arm and hand, and a range of mental health conditions, and the sudden urge to collapse frequently
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(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Washington woman found guilty of feeding bears pulls the Swiss Miss card
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Expect students to take notes on a criminal conspiracy if you name it Operation Hall Pass
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(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
The Olympics will finally have the women's 1500m swim this year. Which means we'll get to see what happens when competitors try to keep up with Kate Ledecky for 30 laps
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Florida Woman: "Hold my beer." (video NSFW)
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
This math trick goes to 11. Share any math tricks you know. Note: Using a calculator doesn't count (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Someone's going to blame this on Zionism
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Sun June 06, 2021
(IMDB)
 
 
 
Astra's a mortal and Sara confronts her kidnapper on "The Satanist's Apprentice," Season 6 Ep.№5 of DC's Legends of Tomorrow at 8 ㏘ EDT. Then, Luke Fox needs B(atfriend)LM on "Armed and Dangerous," Season 2 Ep.№15 of Batwoman at 9, both on The CW
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Woman arrested for pretending to be a 13-year-old middle school student. Awkward
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(WDBJ 7 Roanoke)
 
 
 
Lady in the lake discovers missing camera
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(WTHR Indianapolis)
 
 
 
Woman goes on roller coaster ride in Holiday World in Santa Claus, Indiana. Unfortunately, the story goes downhill from there
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Sat June 05, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Burger King customer complains about employee's uniform being "a distraction". Sir Mix-A-Lot nods in approval
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
T-Mobile Store employee to HR: A male co-worker of mine physically assaulted me in front of customers. HR guy who is REALLY bad at his job: So...tell me about your OnlyFans account. Employee: yeah, that's a giant farking lawsuit
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Fri June 04, 2021
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Yeah having a 'vile' image of kidnapped woman tied up on the back of your pick-up truck will probably get you some cred with your local rednecks but not much else (possible nsfw content on page)
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Yeah having a 'vile' image of kidnapped woman tied up on the back of your pick-up truck will probably get you some cred with your local rednecks but not much else (possible nsfw content on page)
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(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
Gym Jordan says a respected DOJ attorney is "too outspoken and critical of the GOP." Plus, she's a woman and we know how terrified Gymmy is of strong women
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Thu June 03, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Mexican family unhappy with neighboring pool
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
"District 9" director Neil Blomkamp returns to his sci-fi/horror roots with Demonic and here's the trailer that rates somewhere between "pretty sick" and "how-sick-is-this-trailer"
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
"District 9" director Neil Blomkamp returns to his sci-fi/horror roots with Demonic and here's the trailer that rates somewhere between "pretty sick" and "how-sick-is-this-trailer"
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Still probably as nutritious as the chicken
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
The bride died? That's terrible. Is anyone else available?
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(news.amomama.com)
 
 
 
A woman comes to a small town to meet her fiancée's family and mocks a girl with a stutter at a shop, then she turns out to be her fiancée's sister and her bridesmaid
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(news.amomama.com)
 
 
 
A woman comes to a small town to meet her fiancée's family and mocks a girl with a stutter at a shop, then she turns out to be her fiancée's sister and her bridesmaid
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
An ugly duckling comes to the 10-year school reunion and confronts the cheerleader who bullied her. She is now overweight and works as a waitress in a truck stop
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Today's Slatesplanation: How "Cruella" is ackshually nothing more than a blatant ripoff of "The Devil Wears Prada." And here I was thinking it was a blatant ripoff of "101 Dalmatians"
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
We heard you like stolen cars, so we stole your stolen car
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Matt Gaetz may soon learn that obstruction of justice isn't just a minor crime
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(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
Soccer player working hard at fitting in with Americans
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Wed June 02, 2021
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
♫ "I went to the beach on vacation...And in the hot sun I did sit. ♫ I came inside because of sunburn...♫ So I treated it with lots of..♫...Shaving Cream. Be nice and clean. Shave every day and you'll always feel keen." ♫
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Milkshake Duck makes an impressive debut for the England cricket team
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(ELLE)
 
 
 
Woman who's been married 3x and recently left her long term boyfriend for an ex said she's "in it for the long term" this time
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Cue the Minion with the fire alarm helmet
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(CBS Miami)
 
 
 
Is there a Kidz Bop version of 'I fought the law'?
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(BGR)
 
 
 
19th-century iPhones: time travel or aliens?
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(Some Buttery Guy)
 
 
 
Remember when Pepperidge Farm got sued for not having enough butter in their "Golden Butter" crackers? Apparently this woman didn't, and is trying it again
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
When subby tried this at Disney World, they just turned him away at the gate
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Yeah, those Antifa and BLM terrorists who vandalized the SC congresswoman's house with spray paint just happen to have the same handwriting as her. What are the odds?
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Another day, another hate crime in NYC
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Minecraft gets a little too realistic
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Minecraft gets a little too realistic
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(Fox Business)
 
 
 
Making a Lawsuit is allowed to proceed against Netflix
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Tue June 01, 2021
(AP News)
 
 
 
Florida woman gets married. Don't guess what happens next
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(WTAE)
 
 
 
Perhaps not the best choice of words to use in a headline here
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
"I can't come to work today. I've got cows"
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Catholic church toughens canon law. Guess which one is automatic excommunication? A. Covering up sexual abuse. B. Sexual abuse, or C. Trying to ordain a woman. D. All of the above (lol, JK on D)
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
This article on how to deal with aggressive drivers might as well just say, "Let them do whatever they want and under no circumstances try to hurt their precious fee-fees"
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
This article on how to deal with aggressive drivers might as well just say, "Let them do whatever they want and under no circumstances try to hurt their precious fee-fees"
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Woman with a heart of gold and the hands of an angel volunteers to hold people's hands at the end of their lives
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(Orlando Weekly)
 
 
 
Nothing says legal dignity like a "Bigger is Better" dick joke ad campaign
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Mon May 31, 2021
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
If "Birdemic" was a documentary
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
If "Birdemic" was a documentary
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(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
The ketchup packet thrower has been confronted by police. You may all safely exit your bunkers now
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(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
The ketchup packet thrower has been confronted by police. You may all safely exit your bunkers now
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(CBS 12 West Palm Beach)
 
 
 
Woman rescued from Florida storm drain reported missing in Texas. I didn't even know storm drains went that far
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Well what did you think would happen on Alki Beach?
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Sun May 30, 2021
(Fox2 Detroit)
 
 
 
Black woman talks "too loud" while walking down a sidewalk. Click to find out what happens next
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Probably could have made $1.6 million by telling her it was double secret probation
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(Leicester Mercury)
 
 
 
Man in rabbit mask indecently exposes himself to fire crew helping a woman, does yoga naked near a clock tower and flashes two prison guards. And he's not even from Florida
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(Leicester Mercury)
 
 
 
Man in rabbit mask indecently exposes himself to fire crew helping a woman, does yoga naked near a clock tower and flashes two prison guards. And he's not even from Florida
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Sat May 29, 2021
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
That's not tapas. That's a mess
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Won't Someone PLEASE think of the Oatmeal Pies?
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Fri May 28, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
♫ Oklahoma, where the assumed dead comes sweepin' down the plain ♫
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