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Mon February 06, 2023
(WHSV Harrisonburg)
 
 
 
97 year old woman celebrates PMS
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(The Irish Times)
 
 
 
He's never going to show up now
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
If James Gunn does get around to making his planned new Supergirl Movie, the source material is a little wild
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Contrary to reports, Taylor Swift did not devour Shania Twain whole after taking over her career, sound, and personality. But what happens when the two of them cross paths now? Slate asks the question
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(NBC 10 Boston)
 
 
 
911 Caller: A relative is threatening self-harm. Police: We'll be right over to give her a hand
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(Collider)
 
 
 
Remember 'Deadly Friend'? This 1980s horror film predicted some things about A.I
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Cyclist's name must've been Sarah Connor
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Sun February 05, 2023
(Times of Malta)
 
 
 
Well that doorbell prank escalated quickly
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(Daily Record (UK))
 
 
 
Scots mum shows the internet world she digs it as a digger girl, revels in her role as a model for women who are keen to work in what was once regarded as a man's world
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(Thought Catalog)
 
 
 
So...asking for a friend...what are the best and worst dating sites?
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Sat February 04, 2023
(Insider)
 
 
 
When in Rome, so are other people
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Nope, not a cult at all
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(NBC 15 Madison)
 
Hero
 
Wisconsin woman finds out what brown can do for you
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
To indict him, New York City prosecutors would've had to go full Person Woman Man Camera TV
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Fri February 03, 2023
(NPR)
 
 
 
Yale affirmative action discriminates against scared old white man
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
This is a bizarre remake of Beauty and the Beast
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Step 1: Get out of the house
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Man slams wife for not introducing him as pilot Roger Roger Oveur Victor to her work colleagues - despite never having flown a plane or any flight training in his life
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Man slams wife for not introducing him as pilot Roger Roger Oveur Victor to her work colleagues - despite never having flown a plane or any flight training in his life
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Maybe it's time for all of us to start using pasta strainers on our hair
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Funeral homes must remind nursing homes to be very sure that transferred residents meet admission requirements
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Personal foul: Aggravated Menacing. Half the distance to the police station. Still the Cincinnati Bengals
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Thu February 02, 2023
(CNN)
 
 
 
Dwumfour is done for. Popular 30 year-old New Jersey councilwoman shot and killed
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(Philadelphia Magazine)
 
Hero
 
In case you're wondering who has been hoarding all the U.S. stamps, we think we found your culprit
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
You're never too old to take up smuggling
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Saudi Arabia to sponsor this year's Women's World Cup, ban the players from driving down the field
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
What the Entebbe raid done by Israel in 1976 to free over 100 hostages would look like in a budget X-COM video game. Missing is actual random chance event of old woman hostage getting food poisoning and later executed by dictator Idi Amin at hospital
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(KOMU Columbia)
 
 
 
The news of Samuel Clemons' death cannot be exaggerated
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(CNN)
 
Boobies
 
Dear Red Shoes
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Ashton Kutcher reveals he stopped smoking weed after having a vasectomy, and it's made a vas deferens in his health
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Ashton Kutcher reveals he stopped smoking weed after having a vasectomy, and it's made a vas deferens in his health
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Wed February 01, 2023
(CNN)
 
 
 
There'll be laughing and singing, and goin' to prison, for dancing in the streets
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(KLKN-TV Lincoln)
 
 
 
Not content with stealing toilet paper, thief steals toilet plumbing, leaving Burger King with a "strange bulge" in her pants
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Dear Penthouse, I mean Abby, I am totally not making this up, no sir
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Dear Penthouse, I mean Abby, I am totally not making this up, no sir
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(The Advocate)
 
 
 
If only internet fan fiction sites were a thing in the 70s
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Many GOP congressmen are not clever men. Maxine Waters however, is an extremely clever woman. So, it was a REALLY bad idea for Rep. Nick Longworthy to have her as a witness in his "hearing" to denounce "socialism" in the US
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(The Colorado Sun)
 
 
 
The going price for forgetting to latch the gate just went waaaaaay up
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Florida man in domestic dispute not sure if he wants to channel Ozzie or Alice. Although I don't recall Mr. Cooper actually biting the head off of anything
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Tue January 31, 2023
(Sky.com)
 
 
 
German woman allegedly finds a useful purpose for social media: finding a lookalike to murder in order to fake your own death
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(Sky.com)
 
 
 
German woman allegedly finds a useful purpose for social media: finding a lookalike to murder in order to fake your own death
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Tyson CFO gets so hammered he passes out in the wrong house. Must be nice to be 32 and have your dad in the CEO slot
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(Times Record News)
 
 
 
Texas judge lifts restraining order on sheriff who was sexually harassing female members of his staff, because what's the point of letting the ladies into your station if you can't pat them on the ass now and then, amiright?
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(Not Some Refreshing Drink)
 
 
 
Large object crashes through wall of woman's home, narrowly missing her. OHHH YEAH
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
The Becky bottle opener. You can bet someone has a problem with this
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
The Becky bottle opener. You can bet someone has a problem with this
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Florida woman moved to Florida for lower taxes but bad schools, cheaper housing but higher insurance, less traffic but more drug trafficking, and fewer crowds but Disney
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
That one guy who was making Tesla look bad has been arrested. No, not that one, the other one
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Mon January 30, 2023
(Open Culture)
 
 
 
The first rule of Medieval Mixed-Gender Fight Club is: you do not talk about Medieval Mixed-Gender Fight Club
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(Open Culture)
 
 
 
The first rule of Medieval Mixed-Gender Fight Club is: you do not talk about Medieval Mixed-Gender Fight Club
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Sean Daddy Combs
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
54-year-old proves she's not "too old" to wear a bikini, raise blood pressures
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Angering the bloodthirsty Mayan gods? You better believe that's a paddlin' (possible nsfw content on page)
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Sun January 29, 2023
(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
Who knew Zumba classes could be that dangerous?
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Because they are delicious?
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Because they are delicious?
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Sat January 28, 2023
(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Man has problem with certain cartoon character being on brown sugar label at grocery store. How bad could it be?
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Man has problem with certain cartoon character being on brown sugar label at grocery store. How bad could it be?
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Gecko makes 3,000 mile trip from Egypt to Manchester in packet of strawberries. Wonder if it has travel insurance? (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
So... like, be aware, or something
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
So... like, be aware, or something
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Fri January 27, 2023
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Conor McGregor TKO by a car while riding his bicycle
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(First Coast News)
 
 
 
I hereby certify that I am a horrible person, and pledge to continue being a horrible person. Oh, and if I ever end up on the pointy end of the stick, I'll cry about being oppressed
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(First Coast News)
 
 
 
I hereby certify that I am a horrible person, and pledge to continue being a horrible person. Oh, and if I ever end up on the pointy end of the stick, I'll cry about being oppressed
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(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
"FWC said it "responded to witness reports and video evidence of an individual striking a shark with a hammer" and that the agency takes "potential resource violations seriously and is currently investigating this incident"
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(NBC DFW)
 
 
 
North Texas men in search of sex workers are mistakenly traveling to a quiet Plano neighborhood and knocking on the door of a retired woman and she's fed up with it. Plus, more sunshine but still cool weather
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Thu January 26, 2023
(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
Vandelay CEO wanted on charges, leaving the import/export industry shaken
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(BroBible)
 
 
 
Worst missed call by NFL this week
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(Rochester City Newspaper)
 
 
 
"Greece woman claims parole officers stole $6,000 from her closet." I mean, there's video proof, but sure, "claims"
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Film critic and apparent lumberjack has some thoughts about Eva Green suing a production company for her promised fee after movie was canceled at the last minute, why she won't come to his place for dinner
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(WOWK Charleston)
 
 
 
Early contender for Mugshot of the Year
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Wed January 25, 2023
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Wednesday is here, and feel free to dance around to The Cramps as we navigate through another barrage of news on the 7 p.m. ET MSNBC thread
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(KMOV St. Louis)
 
 
 
Topless woman found next to headless Jesus
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My husband keeps spending the night at a platonic female friend's house. Should I be concerned?"
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
How do you do, fellow kids?
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
The High-Heeled Hijacker has been arrested. The Slip-on Sandals Strangler and the Moccasin Murderer still at large
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Tue January 24, 2023
(Big Think)
 
 
 
Meet Gudrid Thorbjarnardóttir, The Far-Traveled, daughter of Thorbjorn, Owner of the Cat Who Wishes For Boats. She walked to Rome and was the first European woman to give birth in North America (not in that order). She was kinda a big deal
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(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
49ers player celebrates Championship berth in one of the worst possible ways
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(6ABC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
A Tractor-trailer passenger who died 35 years ago has finally been identified. Kids, call your folks tonight and let them know you're OK
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Are horses being slaughtered on Florida farms? Neigh
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Grand Theft Pizza
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(Super Throwback Party)
 
 
 
The most dominant female music artists of the last decade: Adele, Taylor Swift and Sovereign Zig-Zag Allah
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(Ottawa Citizen)
 
 
 
The winningest Canadian golfer in history is now #1 in the PGA, but somehow has only made $10 million during their whole career. Worse, that's $10 million CDN, not $10 million dollar-dollars
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(KSN Wichita)
 
 
 
Gunfight in Dodge City, Ks on Wyatt Earp Blvd. Doc Holiday unavailable for comment as he is rolling
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Mon January 23, 2023
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Sword-waving customer makes Americans run from Dunkin
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(WIBW Topeka)
 
 
 
Kansas GOP just can't take no for an answer
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
"There's no spark with my wife anymore, but when I interact with women online my loins tingle. What do?" (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
George Santos is a Lumberjack and he's Okay
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Sun January 22, 2023
(The US Sun)
 
 
 
Couple claiming to be 'time travellers from 2027' share footage that 'proves they're alone' in the world ...or something
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Ninety-nine year old bedridden woman gets summons to appear in court
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Top border official has no understanding of boundaries, repeatedly crosses line
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Florida woman decides to administer alternative pain control for terminally ill husband. It was super effective
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Prince Andrew is going to launch a dramatic bid to overturn the multi-million-pound settlement he struck with the woman who accused him of sexual assault. Poor baby wants his privileges back
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(KTVU Bay Area News)
 
 
 
Tesla builds submarine. The CEO's innovative screen doors worked too well
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(KTVU Bay Area News)
 
 
 
Tesla builds submarine. The CEO's innovative screen doors worked too well
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Sat January 21, 2023
(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Ain't Nothin' Gonna Happen ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Fri January 20, 2023
(AOL)
 
 
 
Officer who hit woman in McDonald's dispute placed on leave. No word if he ever got his liter of cola
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(WLKY Louisville)
 
 
 
One dead after car hit by Grand Slam breakfast
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(WLKY Louisville)
 
 
 
One dead after car hit by Grand Slam breakfast
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Living the dream: steal $800,000 from your bank, ghost your husband and family, move to the big city and start a new life. And she got away with it for 26 years
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(The Takeout)
 
 
 
The truth about gas station fireball whisky. Bonus: If you have ever drank fireball you may be eligible for compensation
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Sheriff's office turns to crowdfunding to identify human foot found on beach. Sounds like they were stumped
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Thu January 19, 2023
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Police refuse to help woman who was upset her incantations and magic potion failed to work
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Sex workers fark over Davos attendees
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Trump: Of course I didn't sexually assault E. Jean Carroll, because she's not my type. Also Trump (when shown a picture of E. Jean Carroll): That's Marla, yeah. That's my wife
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Florida woman pulled from storm drain for the third time in two years. Previously she wandered through the tunnels for weeks and ended up in Texas. That's some underground network
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Wed January 18, 2023
(The US Sun)
 
 
 
Woman shocked to find that swim diapers don't stop pee from entering pool. Probably would be mortified to find out who else pees there
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
AB remains in the news, and not for anything positive
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
A moment that changed me: I began wearing skirts with pockets big enough to hold a wine bottle
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Tue January 17, 2023
(KTOO Juneau)
 
 
 
Woman saved from frozen lake by hare. A dead hare
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
One car-bomb costs drunk woman 10 million dollars in damages. Additionally, the added regret of sitting through a Marilyn Manson concert
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
So I found all these classified documents mixed in with my other stuff but the government says to knock off the jokes already when I told them about it. So I'm going to post them in theTuesday MSNBC thread @ 7PM ET and then we'll see who's laughing
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(WPBF West Palm Beach)
 
 
 
Florida celebrates MLK Day the only way it knows how. Surprisingly does not involve nudity or bath salts, still entirely predictable for Florida however
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida woman zips husband up in suitcase to die while playing hide-and-seek
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(NCAA)
 
 
 
NCAA names its 2022 woman of the year, an All-American soccer player from... er, MIT?
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Who had 'algae blooms turn everything in the ocean into a psycho killer' on their 2023 apocalypse bingo card? (possible nsfw content on page)
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
If you have the word Chevrolet tattooed down the length of your arm you're probably stupid enough to not cover it up while attempting to abduct a barista on camera
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(The Beaverton)
 
 
 
Recently in Canada, a young woman died in the waiting room of a hospital, and Ontario has been looking towards privatization. The Beaverton comes in with some great satire
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Mormon Church to Press "It's all a misunderstanding. God loves Black people." Mormon Church to Black Mormon "You are cursed. Your seed is cursed. Marry some cursed Black guy"
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Mon January 16, 2023
(MSN)
 
 
 
Oh hell nah washes up on Texas beach
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Wo-mannequins in Kabul dress shops can have their heads covered rather than be headless
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
"How do I online date?" (possible nsfw content on page)
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(BBC)
 
Hero
 
Australian woman runs the length of the country. No mention of what was pursuing her
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Sure, Matt. That'll totally change wimmin's minds
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Woman claims she doesn't need to go to the gym in 26 minutes since she started having sex twice a day
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Sun January 15, 2023
(The Sun)
 
 
 
"We had a threesome, and it has continued. My partner wants the third person move in so we can become a throuple. Is this a bad idea?" (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Fox 8 New Orleans)
 
 
 
Woman pushing groceries down shoulder of Louisiana Highway 1 gets accidentally "bumped" by driver. Caring driver reports incident to sheriff's office. Woman gets arrested. Then it get sad
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Sat January 14, 2023
(Birmingham Mail)
 
 
 
"Tipton mum and son attack hairdresser carrying wheel brace over dead partner's funeral fees" Umm...what?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Only one woman can prevent the United States from becoming Venezuela
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
One L.A. motorist is helping improve the image of Tesla drivers
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(KTVU Bay Area News)
 
 
 
Ghost gun manufacturer arrested. Would have gotten away with it too, if it wasn't for all the test firing in his neighborhood
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Apparently you can catch fingernail cancer from hair salons now. Still no cure for split ends
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Fri January 13, 2023
(CNN)
 
 
 
Eggs up to 7,500 years old were found in an ancient fire pit. A blonde woman with immunity to fire is expected to be exiting soon with new hatchlings
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Bookstore owner goes viral after revealing customer returned $800 in books allegedly meant to stage a home. 'Don't do this to a small business''
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
There is still no cure for cancer, but deaths are down 33% in 30 years
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(NBC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Philly woman jailed a week over mistaken arrest warrant from Texas due to computerized facial ID algorithms... oh, wait, turns out a cop in Texas just looked at a Facebook photo and said "Meh, it looks like her"
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Body found after at least seven years, tightly wrapped and partially buried in a locked area behind a wall. Police think her death was "Suspicious"
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Body found after at least seven years, tightly wrapped and partially buried in a locked area behind a wall. Police think her death was "Suspicious"
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
"Woman Accused of Kidnapping Infant Twins in Stolen Car Pleads Guilty to Spitting on Deputy During Her Arrest" Priorities, right?
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Thu January 12, 2023
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Woman rescues her family from the wreckage of a destroyed sinking battleship with a flash mob singing "Another One Bites The Dust" at her funeral
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Dad: "This is how you handle a gun." (*BLAM*) "Owwww." Daughter: "Like this?" (*BLAM*) "Owwww." Dad: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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(Audacy)
 
 
 
Most people get a TDi or a GTI, but this woman got an STD and is now SOL
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Who to believe? Andrew Tate: "I love raping" or Candace Owens: "I don't think Andrew Tate is a rapist"
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Wed January 11, 2023
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Category 55 Emergency Doomsday Crisis in Chatsworth: The sinkhole is growing. Leaving your homes could result in catastrophic damage, to you and to the very fabric of the universe. Okay, bye
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(KTVU Bay Area News)
 
 
 
Mother giving birth in middle flooded riverbed rescued by firefighters, leaving many unanswered questions and a little poo
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(Merriam-Webster)
 
 
 
The Merriam-Webster word of the day for January 11 is 'bombast' as in: "A woman who has a particularly nice and large posterior may be said by some to be bombast"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The secret Republican plan in Alabama to arrest women for abortion is not so secret anymore
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(Patch)
 
 
 
Fallen tree in Fall City fells woman
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Tue January 10, 2023
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
When DIY personalized license plates meet truth in advertising
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(The Hard Times)
 
 
 
Subby disagrees, you can never have too much Weird Al
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(MSN)
 
 
 
"Taxation is theft" says Air Force veteran and congresswoman who is evidently unaware of who has paid her salary her entire life
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(Boston 25 News)
 
 
 
Hacksaw and blood found during search of dumpster from missing Cohasset woman's husband's mom's apartment complex
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(WWE)
 
 
 
Tonight it's NXT: New Year's Evil. Can Bron avoid the Grayson Waller Effect and remain NXT Champ? Who will win the 20 Woman Battle Royale? Will Pretty Deadly run the tag team gauntlet? Creed Bros or Indus Sher? It all goes down at 8 PM ET on USA
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Neighbor calls police after seeing man loading blanket-wrapped body into a car. This does not end how you might expect
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(NECN Boston)
 
 
 
Ben Affleck seen taking orders at a Massachusetts Dunkin' Donuts, possibly to avoid being forced into doing "Gigli 2"
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
There's an old joke in here but subby is clearly too much of a p*ssy to make it
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(KSL Salt Lake City)
 
 
 
Florida man charged with assault on a ski resort chairlift. It knows what it did
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Mon January 09, 2023
(KHQ Spokane)
 
 
 
Woman calls 911 to complain her constitutional rights were being violated by the police for trying to arrest her
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Day by day, oh dear lord, it's the 7 p.m. ET MSNBC thread
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Headless woman found at topless beach (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Ashli Babbitt's mom takes a shot at civil disobedience
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Tackier than a pregnant woman chain-smoking or socks with sandals, Jesus Christ Chainsaw Massacre is getting a sequel
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
"My fiancé wants to bonk his ex-girlfriend one last time - and said I can join in or watch. What do?" (possible nsfw content on page)
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Mikalea Shiffrin ties up Lindsay Vonn
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(The Register)
 
 
 
CES worst of 2023 includes a pee-on hormonal monitor that could put a woman in jail in a red state
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(Redbook Magazine)
 
 
 
You know a dude ghost wrote an article as a woman when he says your urethra is your "G-Spot". Protip: it's the P spot
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Somebody mixed up their composting with their recycling
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Sun January 08, 2023
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
"I hate my initials"
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Sat January 07, 2023
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Judge requests additional briefs to expedite case
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Oldest woman in the U.S. gives up the crown
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(WHNT Huntsville)
 
 
 
Police responding to domestic violence situation in typical fashion go to wrong address
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
TSA has had it with these monkey-fighting emotional support animals
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(LocalSYR)
 
 
 
Contest you don't want to win: Oldest furnace
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(East Hampton Star)
 
 
 
Today in hard-hitting East Hampton Star police blotter news: Man called the cops to report a plastic bag he found in his yard
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(East Hampton Star)
 
 
 
Today in hard-hitting East Hampton Star police blotter news: Man called the cops to report a plastic bag he found in his yard
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(WKRG Mobile)
 
Hero
 
Armed elderly bingo hall patrons get gunman's number, halt shooting and hold him at gunpoint
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Fri January 06, 2023
(DW)
 
 
 
Wells Fargo fires VPee for incident on Air India flight
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
You're a flatbed driver hauling heavy machinery and have to make a tight turn. Do you: A. Make the turn and amaze others with your skill. B. Give up and find an alternate route. C. Roll the truck, lose the machinery, and crush a waiting SUV
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(NBC 2 Fort Myers)
 
 
 
Headline: "Man throws beer on five-month-old baby during drunken outburst." First, you are not to waste beer, and secondly, do not EVER assault a child, even if that child was having a drunken outburst
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(NBC 2 Fort Myers)
 
 
 
Headline: "Man throws beer on five-month-old baby during drunken outburst." First, you are not to waste beer, and secondly, do not EVER assault a child, even if that child was having a drunken outburst
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(AP News)
 
 
 
"The only thing I'm guilty of is loving you soooooo much", Says woman who repeatedly poisoned her husband in an attempt to get her hands on his 70 y/o assets
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Las Mujeres Voladoras de México son badasses
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Thu January 05, 2023
(BJ Penn)
 
 
 
And so it starts...TBS drops Dana White's Power Slap for his power slap. Grab some popcorn and watch the flood of sponsors and advertisers of UFC follow suit
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(BJ Penn)
 
 
 
And so it starts...TBS drops Dana White's Power Slap for his power slap. Grab some popcorn and watch the flood of sponsors and advertisers of UFC follow suit
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(ABC 15)
 
 
 
Cop detains and threatens Wall Street Journal reporter who was conducting interviews for a story. Why would a cop detain a WSJ reporter whe... oh, now I see why
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Heated debate is stirring over ....*checks notes*.... what the hole in your saucepan's handle is for
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(WHNT Huntsville)
 
 
 
Woman finds teddy bear with human ashes inside. No word if it started talking in strange voices to her
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Where does a six-foot, 126-pound Newfoundland sit? Anywhere he wants
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(Some Joker)
 
 
 
Did you hear about the two thieves who stole a calendar? They each got six months. It is your Bad Joke Thursday thread, the first one of the year
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Wed January 04, 2023
(CNN)
 
 
 
Woman spends six days tracking her bag as it roams the D.C. area dumpster scene along with many of its brethren. No word on if United will be charging her a self-service luggage retrieval fee
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Couple uses hack so the right person sits in the adjoining seat while flying Southwest. In other news Southwest has actual seats on planes that people can occupy while flying between places. I must inform Charles Lindbergh of this development
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
It is illegal for unmarried couples to live together in Saudi Arabia, so it seems Cristiano Ronaldo might have to put a ring on it
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Let they who haven't printed a massive supermarket logo on their head cast the first stone
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Tue January 03, 2023
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
With friends like the Taliban, who needs enemies? Right, Mr. Small Dick Energy?
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
You know a story about UFOs visiting a village is really reaching when a good chunk of it is about a hen racing competition. Or maybe the two are linked *puts on tinfoil hat* (possible nsfw content on page)
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(KRON 4)
 
 
 
CEO of underwater inspection company takes inspections personally. Panera patron using the ladies room did not appreciate the underwater personal inspection
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Mon January 02, 2023
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Santos was living with teenage boy while married to a woman and wanted for theft in Brazil all at the same time, he couldn't have made that one up
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Sun January 01, 2023
(CBS News)
 
 
 
I'm not an expert or anything, but I think they have some issues they need to work on
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
I'm not an expert or anything, but I think they have some issues they need to work on
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Sat December 31, 2022
(WINK Fort Myers)
 
 
 
Woman wants barge left by Ian removed from her backyard. So if you're reading this, Hurricane Ian, please swing by Cape Coral and reclaim your stuff
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
"He reaches out his paw to the vet tech that has been caring for him overnight, showing her just how happy he is that he is being helped. He still has a long way to go, but we won't give up." Welcome to Caturday
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Fri December 30, 2022
(WWE)
 
 
 
Tonight on Figure Four Friday: On SD, Roman & Sami take on K.O. & the Invisible Man..wait, that's JOHN CENA Then on Rampage: O.C. faces his "Best Friend" Trent for the AA title, Swerve vs Wheeler. It all starts at 8 PM ET on FOX then 10 PM on TNT
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Well, you see, when a man loves a woman very much in Alexandria, they release a baby in a car to the wild
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(WTAE)
 
 
 
In Pittsburgh, potholes eat entire cars. Not just busses
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(WTAE)
 
 
 
In Pittsburgh, potholes eat entire cars. Not just busses
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Woman mistakes tasmanian devil for dog toy in her home, which means her dog has a toy that spins rapidly in destructive circles while eating everything in its path
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Woman explains why she won't be doing Veganuary ever again. In other news, there's something called Veganuary
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Thu December 29, 2022
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Unhinged woman tries to save the 'Death of a Salesman' on Broadway
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Wed December 28, 2022
(ESPN)
 
 
 
There's no such thing as a "closed-hand slap," especially when it's delivered by a boxer. Facepalm tag, because, well, you know
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Self-proclaimed law student Kim Kardashian said that when she visited the Trump WH to advocate for prison sentence reform she "didn't know half of what anyone was saying" because they were using "obscure "attorney lingo" like "Clemency" and "DOJ"
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(AlterNet)
 
 
 
Woman quits QAnon because Steve Bannon and Lara Logan won't talk to her about streetlights, or something
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(The Mainichi (Japan))
 
Hero
 
Yokohama city employee spent 275 office hours mastering Solitaire, Sudoku and crosswords on work computer before getting to his comparatively unimportant daily tasks
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Some people pay extra, but in Indonesia its free
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Some people pay extra, but in Indonesia its free
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(ARL Now)
 
 
 
I'm not gonna lie, that's pretty impressive
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
This is why the Postal Service needs new trucks
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(Patch)
 
 
 
Man's behavior at Walmart will lead to him taking a pregnant pause
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Tue December 27, 2022
(Fark)
 
 
 
Hanukkah, European geography, the public domain, and Florida Woman are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, Dec 15-21: Holy @#$ It's Cold Edition
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(Fox 29 Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Hard-working couple rise early in the morning to head out to work. Stealing holiday tips people leave out for trash collectors
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Mon December 26, 2022
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Japan goes full Buffalo
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Staggering price for tiny shot at Disneyland will have you wanting to kick Mickey Mouse in the nads as you pass him shaking down kids
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(YourTango)
 
Weeners
 
The city with the most handsome men is Seattle, followed by San Francisco, Washington, D.C., and Boston. What say you, Farkettes?
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(The Wrap)
 
 
 
Ben Shapiro doesn't get The Glass Onion, nor the dry woman's humor of The Onion; gets roasted. Might be he's bitter on not getting recast in the sequel to carry the phone around and troll post again (Spoilers in article ... and probably thread)
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Man accused of taking CPR classes at Cutlery World
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(Yahoo)
 
Hero
 
A woman offers to sell you stolen toys at a gas station. You could ignore her, or you could be like these two women and spend your entire day cracking a kidnapping case, leading to a baby being saved from a freezing car
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Sun December 25, 2022
(Metro)
 
 
 
Hell freezes over. Don Henley announces Eagles reunion tour
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(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
The most popular book to check out from the New York Public Library this past year is about a woman whose failed attempt to die lands her in a kind of purgatory ... inside a mystical library
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Sat December 24, 2022
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Armoured vehicle full of pub crawling Santas gets stuck in a Cornish hedge
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Ok, you Grinches. Here's one that'll make you smile
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(WPXI.com)
 
 
 
Well. That's one way to pick up a woman in the park
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(The Chattanoogan)
 
 
 
Come on baby, light my fire
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Fri December 23, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Guys are asked questions about women's anatomy and health. Tag perfectly describes their responses
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(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
Robert Kraft invites beleaguered Patriots fan from game in Vegas to Foxboro for a game. Maybe a find a place to massage away the stress afterwards
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Man shoots woman because she was A: Breaking into his house? B: Attacking him? or C: Twerking?
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(WAPT Jackson)
 
 
 
Shoot-larity ensues when woman takes Wal-Mart worker hostage and cops respond. The moral of this story is "Christmas shopping sucks for EVERYBODY"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Apparently the arbitrator is a fan of beating women too
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(MSN)
 
 
 
"Backup Partner: The Plan B for Love" story by aptly named Refresh News
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Thu December 22, 2022
(Politico)
 
 
 
In a special election to replace a Congressman who died shortly after winning re-election, Richmond VA, once the capital of the Confederacy, is about to send a black woman to Congress, the state's first
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
I just can't do better than original headline: Florida Man Beat Roommate's Raccoon with Hammer, Threatened to Kill Neighbor with Sewing Needle
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(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
You mean he even lied about being gay? This just keeps getting better
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Bear snatches box of bagels from woman's porch, returns 30 minutes later to ask for a schmear
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(Austin News KXAN)
 
 
 
Woman who switched price tags on a bottle of Versace perfume so she only paid $2.98 at Walmart gets scent to jail
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Another rape case which TFG tries to delay by having lawyers argue the law he's accused of violating is unconstitutional. He knows so much about that
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Wed December 21, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Chilliwack woman falls victim to crypto scam. All her money is gone gone gone
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Looks like the pen is mightier
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Looks like the pen is mightier
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Meanwhile in Fort Lauderdale...
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
It will be a very happy holiday reunion for Zeppelin and his mom after the missing dog was found 1,600 miles from home. Welcome to the It's Almost Christmas edition of Woofday Wetnose Wednesday and please thank those who led Zeppelin safely home
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
It will be a very happy holiday reunion for Zeppelin and his mom after the missing dog was found 1,600 miles from home. Welcome to the It's Almost Christmas edition of Woofday Wetnose Wednesday and please thank those who led Zeppelin safely home
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(Cracked)
 
 
 
Rick & Morty creator Dan Harmon discovers some next-level avant-garde film experimentation playing this holiday season on Hallmark
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Woman loses track of her children at Miami airport, solves problem by throwing computer monitor at nearest ticket agent
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
First, do no harm. Second, commit no insurrection
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(NBC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
You win $1.6 million with a royal flush at a progressive poker table. What do you tip the dealer? Apparently $77,000
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Tue December 20, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
East Ridge police looking for man and woman shoplifters from Dollar General in multi-dollar heist
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(WWE)
 
 
 
Tonight on NXT: The New Day defend the tag titles vs Briggs & Jensen, Stark & Lyons finally face off, Axiom & Carmelo have a match. Kayden & Katana defend the women's tag belts vs Toxic Attraction vs Nile & Paxley. The fun starts at 8 PM ET on USA
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(6ABC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Cops attempting to determine if dead woman, whose body was found encased in concrete, was murdered or died of natural causes
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
"And what happened, then? Well, in Whoville they say - that this couple's arrest record grew three sizes that day"
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Mon December 19, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Harvey found guilty on three counts of forcing his Weinstein on a model in 2013
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(France 24)
 
 
 
Spanish lawmakers working on "menstrual leave" legislation. Don't expect anything similar here in US as public school students, prisoners struggle for menstrual care products
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Sun December 18, 2022
(Fox2 Detroit)
 
 
 
Schoolgirls report classmate's Instagram "hitlist" to school. Said student threatens to "take out" schoolgirls without dinner, movie. School calls his mom over disciplinary action. Mom informs them she's 'blowing up' the school. The Aristocrats
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Woman calls police on neighbor for cutting down her snow fence ... that was on his property
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(WLKY Louisville)
 
 
 
Dental Office Holiday Partygoer loses her White Elephant TJ Maxx $25 gift card, so she 'steals' Kentucky Lottery Scratchers...wins $50 & $175,000 top prize. Meanwhile FARK Admins fight over Hot Cocoa Sampler Box
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Sat December 17, 2022
(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Honestly what kind of humphead steals a baby camel from a sanctuary?
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Superman and Wonder Woman cut from The Flash, which will now be referred to as Injustice League
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Fri December 16, 2022
(WXYZ Detroit)
 
 
 
Woman arrested for the crime of returning a lost credit card while black
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(Metro)
 
 
 
And this is why you don't go on a cruise ship
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(KRQE News)
 
 
 
Plaid panty porch pirate pilfers packages, pushing persistent peril. Oh, and she has a lower-back tattoo
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Thu December 15, 2022
(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Madea's The Crown
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(MSN)
 
 
 
George Costanza is alive and well and living in London
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(MSN)
 
 
 
George Costanza is alive and well and living in London
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Helloooooo, mujeres
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(San Bernardino Sun)
 
 
 
In our city we have a "crime-free" housing ordinance to prevent undesirables from moving in, wink-wink. Federal government: Yeah, I see what you're getting at, and you mean to say you violated the Fair Housing Act and the Civil Rights Act, wink-wink
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Vegas woman accused of hiding stolen $17K watch inside herself. Christopher Walken impressed
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
There was a major red flag revealed in the final episode of The White Lotus, but only Zoomers caught it
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(Daily Voice)
 
 
 
What's the last thing a mother should do if she gets caught shoplifting?
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(WYFF 4 Greenville)
 
 
 
Woman investigates "sad whimper" in her backyard. "I had my headlamp on and I was romping through the brush, looking for a dog, and then it was two giant eyeballs, like, giant skull of a bear"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
TMI, Disney
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Heroic police break into building to save woman from modern art
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(Heavy)
 
 
 
Woman shoots, kills two police officers; receives glowing personal, professional profile from Heavy. Sounds about white
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Wed December 14, 2022
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
An Apple a day keeps you from starving to death after your car crashed in a remote canyon without cellular service
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Man arrested in murder of California cop's spouse in Kentucky, which gives him an alibi in the cop's killing in Kentucky, which also clears up the cop's stalking and burglary charges. Cue Bill Kurtiss voiceover
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
The Americans 2
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Tue December 13, 2022
(Vice)
 
 
 
Identity of disabled writer was being faked by person with moral disability
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Have you ever noticed how when conservatives use a line like, "Orwell's 1984 wasn't supposed to be an instruction manual" to attack something that scares them, all they're really demonstrating is that they've never read or understood 1984?
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Have you ever noticed how when conservatives use a line like, "Orwell's 1984 wasn't supposed to be an instruction manual" to attack something that scares them, all they're really demonstrating is that they've never read or understood 1984?
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Woman sets Guinness world record for getting her panties in a bunch
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(Austin Statesman)
 
 
 
According to the affidavit, Texas head basketball coach Chris Beard wanted to take a bite out of crime
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Ain't no workplace drama like Jack in the Box workplace drama
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Mon December 12, 2022
(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Ancient Egyptian Goddess with unusual strength visits Miami. Proceeds to act like drunken tourist
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Fake psychic sentenced in $3M fraud scheme. See, this is why you never want to get hooked on faux noetics
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(WIVB)
 
 
 
Headline: Priest placed on leave for 'improper' relationship. News: with an "adult woman"
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Sun December 11, 2022
(Slate)
 
 
 
Today's Slatesplanation: Expensive Christmas trees and why you'll pay outrageous sums them because you won't get a smart and sensible faux tree
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Scammer who convinced over 100 women he was their true love is going to prison
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(Audacy)
 
 
 
New York woman who pushed an elderly voice coach to her death last winter will try to play the insanity card because she was drunk. That's not how it works, kid
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Congresswoman Sheila Jackson Lee flags some trash talk
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Sat December 10, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Iowa school district decides to teach kids a lesson on Rosa Parks via immersive learning. Lawyers preparing to teach Iowa school district lesson on check writing
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(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
Alabama cops seeking guy, all because he swiped item in-store from woman's shopping cart...yeah, it WAS her baby
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Parents confused about medical decisions
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Fri December 09, 2022
(Crooks & Liars)
 
 
 
Sure WVa state senator Randy Smith (R - iiiiiight), I'm sure that will ABSOLUTELY cut down on drug use
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Every 10 years, Sight and Sound releases its pick for greatest film of all time, and the current champion is a bleak 3-hour examination of a woman chopping vegetables in her apartment from 1975
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Woman arrested for giving neighbor head instead of just sharing sex toys
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Teacher disrupts prayer, assaults Islamic students because... Jesus
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
GOP congresswoman melts down over the horrifying prospect of people being allowed to just live their farking lives without a big, stupid, christofacist boot on their necks
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
On the bright side, she'll have a great story to tell when the conversation turns to "worst date ever"
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Thu December 08, 2022
(The Mainichi (Japan))
 
 
 
Nagasaki hospital suspends oral care department after dentists botch three different wisdom teeth procedures in three years. Director vows to dig into root of problem, which given this crew makes it seem like recipe for more pain
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Try this one simple trick to get a $6,000 Walmart discount
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(Metro)
 
 
 
60-year-old woman trying to buy two bottles of wine upset after being asked for I.D.: "I will have to go further afield for my weekly shops now, as I cannot show my face in that shop again"
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(PsyPost)
 
 
 
Psychology researchers are taking a serious look at external ejaculation, as opposed to all those humorous views they held before
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Woman breaks 100-mile Ultra Running record. Some bitter dickhead official: nyah, 716 feet short, nyah
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Wed December 07, 2022
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
No one celebrated Herschel Walker's amazing defeat more than his exes
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(DFW Star-Telegram)
 
 
 
Woman leaves 50 lbs of human poop in front of Texas police station in illegal dumping incident
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Tue December 06, 2022
(WRIC Richmond)
 
 
 
A Virginia restaurant refused to serve customers due to their religious beliefs. That is, the customer's religious beliefs
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(The Register)
 
 
 
♪ Intel inside ♪
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(Independent)
 
 
 
You cook a chicken using a hotel coffee machine ONE time, and it ends up going viral
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
"The woman who runs the corner store I frequent has invited me to her holiday cottage for a sex romp but I'm married. What do? (possible nsfw content on page)
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(MassLive)
 
 
 
I'm sorry TSA, I forgot the gun was in my fanny pack, I was too busy packing my leg warmers, Walkman, cassette tapes, Cabbage Patch doll and Aquanet to notice
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(ABC7 San Francisco)
 
 
 
Suspect who taunted a special needs kid, then knocked out the eye of a woman defending him, is arrested. Surprisingly, Florida isn't mentioned anywhere in the article
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Mon December 05, 2022
(Patch)
 
 
 
Drive-thru at TD Bank was poorly designed, with all those windows, counters, desks, and bushes in the way
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(WKRN Nashville)
 
 
 
"We had to prevent a 2nd Bowling Green Massacre"
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Hola, creative Farkers. This is your weekly Arting thread
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(WRAL)
 
 
 
The woman who bragged about the power going out in Moore County in protest of a drag show has a bit of a history. And yep, it's pretty much what you'd expect
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
But it's pronounced "Throatwobbler Mangrove"
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
But it's pronounced "Throatwobbler Mangrove"
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Sun December 04, 2022
(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
Woman gives birth to lottery and wins baby on same day. Wait, I'll come back in and try again
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(WAAY TV)
 
 
 
Woman uses skin whitening cream. You might not guess correctly what happens afterwards
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Sat December 03, 2022
(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
70-year-old drives 7 miles on DC trail before striking an 80-year-old woman walking to the same farmers market
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Maybe keep your feet to yourself next time?
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Fri December 02, 2022
(Tom's Hardware)
 
 
 
Woman arrested over efforts to establish a Chinese subsidiary of Mom's Friendly Robot Company
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(AsiaOne)
 
 
 
What's worse, arriving to a hotel and realizing you were never booked or paying $588 in roaming charges when you call customer service?
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida Man facing 90 days in jail over flying the Too Friendly Skies
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Police called when car crashes into Goodwill store. Police still on phone when car crashes into Goodwill a second time.. BONUS: an employee of the Goodwill. DOUBLE BONUS: Huffing paint the whole time
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(CBS 12 West Palm Beach)
 
 
 
Turkey full of Wild Turkey shows up to Turkey Day, starts wildin', gets turked
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(CBS 12 West Palm Beach)
 
 
 
Turkey full of Wild Turkey shows up to Turkey Day, starts wildin', gets turked
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
"And the cuffs. They're so heavy." said an 82 year old Black woman arrested, handcuffed, and taken to jail over a $77 unpaid trash bill
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Parenting can be hard. Real hard
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(BBC-US)
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