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| Tue July 20, 2021 |
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Book documents Albert Einstein's relationship with a woman. Bonus: You have heard of her
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You know how a woman will dump a man, then date her ex's arch-rival while making public jokes at her ex's expense? Donald Trump just had that happen to him by his man-crush
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Marriage proposal in front of crowd at baseball game. Also, ring for sale, never worn
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Wow lady, you are on the ball
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The Lost Kitchen on Peak White Woman Television is brought to you by Shiplap, Live Laugh Love, Karen Kares Kuts, Suburban Wine, and these other sponsors
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"My husband confessed to trying to have an affair six years ago, saying he messaged the woman on an app he doesn't remember but says she never showed. He recalls no details, and I want them all. Because I need them to move beyond it. What do?"
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It ain't just McDonald's burgers and Twinkies that never rot
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| Mon July 19, 2021 |
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Fake power company workers steal $25K of Florida woman's jewelry, which is why it's best to use real power companies, or even better, real ultimate power companies which are run by ninjas
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The Daily Fail asks "Is having sex with your flatmate EVER a good idea?" Well, I prefer a woman with some nice breasts, but sure
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You know you are doing it wrong when you forbid people from wearing, singing and saying stuff similar to your southern neighbors
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New Jersey woman ordered by judge to remove her farking profane anti-Biden posters
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Renaissance Woman? Scripps National Spelling Bee winner Zaila Avant-garde is also in the Guinness Book of World Records three times: the most bounce juggles, and most bounces with four basketballs, and most basketballs dribbled at once
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Ooohhhh witching woman, see if the ground is dryyyy. Ooohhhh witching woman, if so we're gonna diiiieeee
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| Wed July 14, 2021 |
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Postal worker with screwdriver goes... well, you know
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Amazon delivery person rescues woman trapped in home. By a spider
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Criminal mastermind's plot to hire a hitman to murder his ex-girlfriend and her family and then pin it all on Black Lives Matter is, shockingly, not successful
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"If the novels are still being read in 50 years, no one is ever going to say: 'What's great about that sixth book is that he met his deadline'" ―George R.R. Martin. This is your Fark Writer's Thread, Still Waiting For That Sixth Book Edition
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Next on Netflix, orthodox Jewish woman goes from having her first orgasm at 35 to creating lingerie for models and buying sex toys for her children at 50
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Woman leaves note in a Walmart bathroom saying she's being held by her ex-boyfriend and begs someone to call 911. Someone does. Cops spectacularly fail in their response, but fortunately she's able to leave ANOTHER note, and this time gets a better outcome
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Protip: if you name your daughter after the woman with whom you are cheating, you have a seemingly valid excuse when you call your wife by the wrong name
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Does Irish Spring Soap work to ward off mosquitoes?
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Candace Parker became the first woman to grace the cover of NBA2K
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A now-25-year-old New Jersey woman has been in a seven-year battle with the IRS to get the agency to recognize that she's not, in fact, dead. Still no pulse from the agency
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"We're all tired of Hank. Not because we don't love him, we're just TIRED. It's like he drank ALL OF OUR COFFEE," writes foster mom on adoption website. We knew this TFette would be in the headlines as 'Houston Woman,' just not like this on Woofday Wetnose Wednesday
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New CT law mandates that adults going in the rear must use protection
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How do you vault out of a kayak?
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All gas, no brakes, and Jesus is steering. And here comes the red traffic light
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| Sun June 27, 2021 |
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Woman returns home to discover visitors in her home. Naturally, she took pictures and posted them to The Internets. Now everyone can see what 5 raccoons can do to one home
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250 chars. isn't enough room for Subby to even try to summarize all of tonight's goings-ons on "Stressed Western," S.6 Ep.8 of DC's Legends of Tomorrow at 8 ㏘ EDT, let alone "Power," S.2 Ep.18 of Batwoman at 9, both on The CW
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Translation for "Allez Opi-Omi": I'm getting sued, Grandpa and Grandma
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Grand Theft Tractor
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Apparently, chocolate is now the most important meal of the day (possible nsfw content on page)
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One night in Bangkok makes the hard man humble, but during the day, the hard man's ex-girlfriend sets his motorcycle on fire
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One night in Bangkok makes the hard man humble, but during the day, the hard man's ex-girlfriend sets his motorcycle on fire
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| Mon June 21, 2021 |
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Sovereign Citizens try to steal a woman's newly-purchased house by breaking and entering, changing the locks, and hanging a non-fringed flag in the window
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21st Century Ophelia (possible nsfw content on page)
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Mia born at MIA. Lucky mom didn't travel to Phoenix
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Woman from party that loves denying food to the needy, won't give up the cloak off their back, doesn't turn the other cheek if struck, and loves mistreating the stranger in our midst says that President Biden needs to do better in following his faith
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UNC Journalism School attempts to give tenure to a black woman with enough credentials to fill a warehouse, but is blocked by a top donor, who's white, on the grounds that her blackness makes her incapable of being an unbiased journalist
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Elderly woman uses ATM to get $20, finds she received up to $999,985,855.94 in interest
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Woman calls her ex-husband as he lay dying in the hospital and tells him they're getting remarried. Who knew hospitals were so darned dusty?
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Why are we still judging women for having casual sex?
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Why are we still judging women for having casual sex?
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| Sun June 20, 2021 |
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Anyone else planning on watching Kevin Can F*ck himself? It stars Annie Murphy and alternates between sitcom and comic drama. The series premieres at 9PM ET on AMC
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DC's Legends of Tomorrow try to stop Sara from being kidnapped even though it'd alter the timeline in "Back to the Finale, Part II," S.6 Ep.7 at 8 ㏘ EDT. Then, guess who's back on S.2 Ep.17 (spoiler) "Kane, Kate" of Batwoman at 9? Both on The CW
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The first corner of the Nürburgring will be named after its Queen, Top Gear presenter Sabine Schmitz. Michael Gambon nods, tips his hat in her memory, then tips his car
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Honestly, who throws a sofa?
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Your FedEx package is going to be even later than usual
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Jeep plows into family on NYC sidewalk in suspected targeted attack. Running over people with a vehicle trifecta now complete
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In his defense, bagels without cream cheese aren't good at all
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The woman who calls herself the head of USAerospace Partners and the Institute for Good Governance, which are the main pushers of the "Italian Connection" election conspiracy theory, is really a realtor in VA who falsely claims to own a $30m mansion
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| Sun June 13, 2021 |
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You'd think Zeus would be busy clashing with titans
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Mick takes charge in the Search 4 Sara as the Legends return to their new HQ on "Bishop's Gambit," S 6 Ep.№6 (needed another 6 for last week's) at 8 ㏘ EDT, then Batwoman & Mary team up vs. a familiar foe on "Rebirth", S.2 Ep.№16 at 9, both on The CW
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Americans are buying lipstick and condoms. Don't kink shame
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Police are looking for two people accused of stealing a DVD player, hope to arrest them at some time in the past
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13-year-old boy selling candles online, door-to-door to raise funds for local mother with lung cancer. And it's not even his mom
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Woman earns between £5,000 and £7,000 a month fixing people's dating profiles. "She recalls helping one 45-year-old who only had a picture on his profile of him wearing a 'young, dumb and full of c*m' t-shirt"
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| Wed June 09, 2021 |
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Woman became a millionaire by doing this simple trick... get hired as the company's payroll administrative manager and overpaid yourself for a decade
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Remember the 19-year-old Canadian man who threw a trailer hitch from his moving pickup truck, killing a woman, in 2017? He is 22 years old now, and he will spend the next 8 in prison
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"3 Injured in Possible Home Explosion in Evanston, Authorities Say" - owner Erwin Schrödinger unavailable for comment
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She is running for city council in NYC but none of the newspapers in her home district will even publish her picture. Why? Because she's a SHE of course, and Orthodox Newspapers refuse to run any image of a woman
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Pregnant woman being pulled over puts on flashers and prepares to exit the highway as we are all taught to do. Officer Earnhardt decides he'd rather flip her into the wall
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68-year-old woman gets a hell of a CSB to tell at her bridge club
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No, it's Becky
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Proud Boy's mom suggests he use baby shampoo to scrub out the pepper spray. No suggestions on washing away the felony charges
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Florida Woman, Disneyland, snack foods, and kids books are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, May 23-29: Homemade Ice Cream Edition
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"I can't do the one thing my wife wants me to do during sex, and I worry it's ruining things for her"
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