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Thu November 26, 2020
(MassLive)
 
 
 
As God as my witness, I thought turkeys could fry. -Three burning buildings and 27 people displaced edition
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Wed November 25, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
As God is my witness, he thinks this Ottoman empire will fly
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(Twitter Donald Trump)
 
 
 
How do you witness something that didn't happen?
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Mon November 23, 2020
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
As God is my witness, I thought turkeys wouldn't fly
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
As god as my witness, I thought the Turks had satellites
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(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
As God is my witness, I had no idea turkeys could chase us down and peck us to death
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Sat November 21, 2020
(Chron)
 
 
 
Grocery store employees give advice to the lost and confused men with their significant others crazy lists. "I've seen a few in so desperate for direction the Jehovah's Witnesses were able to recruit them"
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Sentient Bow Tie Tucker Carlson witnesses the firepower of the fully ARMED and OPERATIONAL face eating leopards he helped create
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Thu November 19, 2020
(Tampa Bay Times)
 
 
 
A sheriff's office outside of Tampa maintains a secret list of children who are considered at risk of "developing into prolific offenders" and relies on statistics including grades & whether the child has been abused or has witnessed domestic abuse
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
The federal judge who witnessed the self-immolation of Rudy's law degree yesterday has put the whole 4-hour hearing on youtube for your judicial schadenfreude
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Tue November 17, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump campaign replaces entire legal staff working on election PA lawsuits. This is not a repeat. This is the one where a talk radio host takes over and calls Hunter Biden and 12 laptops as witnesses
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Fri November 13, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Witnesses were able to provide the police with sketches of the rogue driver
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Trump lawyer calls business partner as witness because at this point why not go all in
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Wed November 11, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Laura Ingraham's anonymous witness: I saw the frauders in the Biden/Harris van and they were frauding ballots and the ballots looked at me
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Mon November 09, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
So apparently, one poll worker in Michigan witnessed fraud on an almost daily basis for months and never said anything about it, and nobody else, including the poll watchers from both parties, ever saw it
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Thu November 05, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
The Trump campaign sued Chatham County, GA over 53 late arriving ballots being placed in a stack of on-time ballots. At the hearing today, the GOP's witness conceded that they didn't actually know if the ballots arrived late
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Mon October 19, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Damn, it's dusty in this assisted living center. "We got to witness these two resident love birds see and hug each other for the first time since the pandemic"
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Wed October 14, 2020
(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
Meanwhile in Michigan, a man yelling "(N-words) don't belong on this beach" attacked another man with a chain bike lock and broke his jaw at a state park. There are 4 eyewitness accounts
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Mon October 12, 2020
(White House)
 
 
 
Drugged up US head of state issues proclamation celebrating himself plus a hopelessly lost Italian who found the wrong continent from which to kidnap and enslave its residents
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Roosevelt is the latest COVID victim
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Sat October 10, 2020
(Nola.com)
 
 
 
A priest had sex in a church with two consenting adult females? That's demonic. BURN THE ALTAR
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Fri October 09, 2020
(News4Jax)
 
 
 
Australia exporting its looniness to Florida, in the form of random Emu attacks
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Fall is in the air...The night grow cool, the Russian ammunition depots explode
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Thu October 08, 2020
(WVLT)
 
 
 
They found the stone rolled away from the tomb, but when they entered, they did not find the body... instead, there were a couple mothballs, a handful of Werther's Originals, and an old cookie tin full of buttons and sewing supplies
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Tue October 06, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
South Carolina mail-in ballots which required a witness signature, then didn't, then did, then didn't, now require a witness signature. Got that?
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Mon October 05, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
Hit me with your Xbox. Fire away
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Sat October 03, 2020
(The Wrap)
 
 
 
Things are so hot in Russia right now that investigative journalists are just bursting into flame
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Fri October 02, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
"Thus began an investigation into ...one of the largest potential US tax frauds, that weaves together a cooperating witness, a prominent private equity billionaire and a wealthy Texan with a penchant for privacy, code names and offshore investments"
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Thu October 01, 2020
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Carjacker steals vehicle with baby inside, returns both minutes later
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Yes
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Then: "Witness the firepower of this fully armed and operational battle station." Now: "Evacuate? In our moment of...nevermind, I'm out, put me in the escape pod"
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(ELLE)
 
 
 
Having witnessed the dumpster-fire that was the first debate... let's create movie-posters advertising the next debates
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Tue September 29, 2020
(BBC)
 
 
 
Armenian jet shot down by Turkey. As God is my witness, I thought they couldn't fly
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Mon September 28, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Waiting in line at the haunted house. What's the worst that could happen?
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Thu September 24, 2020
(Some Numbers Cruncher)
 
 
 
Reporter reviews the data, talks to eye witnesses, and takes a look at the actual tracked incidents of violence at BLM protests. TLDR; it's the police and the racist vigilantes
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(Brand Eating)
 
 
 
Buffalo Wild Wings adds fully loaded cauliflower wings to menu. As God is my witness, I had no idea fully loaded cauliflowers could fly
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Wed September 23, 2020
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Russian air force proves its superiority to USAF by shooting down state-of-the art Su-30 (possible nsfw content on page)
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(News4Jax)
 
 
 
It's a bird...no, it's a plane...no, it's...Florida Man Yes, it's Florida Man, crashing to his death
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(News4Jax)
 
 
 
It's a bird...no, it's a plane...no, it's...Florida Man Yes, it's Florida Man, crashing to his death
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(AP News)
 
 
 
NC election officials issue guidance on mail-in ballots which will allow more of them to count, immediately prompting outrage from NC GOP
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Tue September 22, 2020
(Fox News)
 
Weeners
 
Senate Republicans: We have the votes to confirm the new supreme court justice. Democrats: Wait, we already have witnesses that saw her suckin' on a chili dog outside the Tasty Freeze. Trump: Do I still need to nominate someone?
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Sat September 19, 2020
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Old & Busted: Little Green Men. New Hotness: Big Green Spacecraft (possible nsfw content on page)
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Fri September 18, 2020
(AlterNet)
 
 
 
Republican witness testified that federal aid to states wouldn't produce much economic growth according to one study. Congressman called the study's author. You'll never guess what happened next
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Wed September 16, 2020
(Texas Tribune)
 
 
 
Well the DHS and DOJ IG's WERE conducting an investigation in whether ICE personnel were routinely sexually assaulting female detainees in areas that are "blind spots" for security cameras; but darn the luck, a key witness/victim just got deported
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Sat September 12, 2020
(STLToday)
 
 
 
"The defendant says he does this all the time and does not believe he did anything wrong"
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Thu September 10, 2020
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Judge tells defendant to move deep into the woods and drink himself to death in peace where he can't hurt others
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Witness says officers never issued commands before firing at Michael Reinoehl
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Tue September 08, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
All glory to the Spadefoot Toad
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(WOODTV Grand Rapids)
 
 
 
Lying to your employer "to see if I could get away with it" is not a good strategy, especially if your employer is a Sheriff's Department. Especially if you are already on a last chance agreement for previously lying
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Sun September 06, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Gerald Shur, the founder of the federal witness protection program has passed at 86. At least, that's what he wants you think
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Gerald Shur, the founder of the federal witness protection program has passed at 86. At least, that's what he wants you think
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Tue September 01, 2020
(UPI)
 
 
 
New York state man quietly breaks one-handed clapping record
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Sat August 29, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Never bring a spear to a taser fight
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Never bring a spear to a taser fight
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Thu August 27, 2020
(Las Cruces Sun-News)
 
Weeners
 
Driver in fatal head-on collision was found with his pants down, injuries to deceased female passenger suggest she was hit by the stick
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Sat August 22, 2020
(Vice)
 
 
 
Asking me to put on a mask? As Big Bird is my witness, you're getting a beating for that
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Wed August 19, 2020
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
♪ Signs, signs, everywhere signs, breakin' up the scenery and Florida Man's mind ♪
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
USPS quietly says the loud part
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Mon August 17, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Tonight, my 2020 Democratic National Unconventional Conventionists, witness the power of a fully armed and operational Gov. Gretchen Whitmer, Sen. Bernie Sanders, and former First Lady Michelle Obama. 9 PM ET CSPAN, YouTube & Cable News
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Sun August 16, 2020
(TMZ)
 
 
 
It's like Karen on your wedding day
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Fri August 14, 2020
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Winnipeg officer justified in shooting teen with machete. How they managed to load bullets into a machete still unclear
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Thu August 13, 2020
(The Tennessean)
 
 
 
Roger Stone to burnish his con man credentials by speaking about his Christian rebirth after his unfair persecution
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Mon August 10, 2020
(Blog Toronto)
 
 
 
"Two blood-covered, chainsaw-wielding men emerged from the bushes of a popular public park in Toronto on Sunday morning, where witnesses say they screamed at, followed, and even lunged toward strangers while revving their deadly tools"
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Sat August 08, 2020
(Sporting News)
 
 
 
Personal theme songs are normally for professional athletes, but they can be for Pee-Wees as well
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Thu August 06, 2020
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Wife of suspect in Burger King slaying arrested. Wendy, Ronald, Grimace, Colonel Sanders, and Jack already being rounded up for the lineup of usual suspects
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Wife of suspect in Burger King slaying arrested. Wendy, Ronald, Grimace, Colonel Sanders, and Jack already being rounded up for the lineup of usual suspects
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
For those of you who missed Maddow's interview of a witness to Trump's British Open corruption, here's a link to the two-part video
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(Smithsonian Magazine)
 
 
 
August 6th is the 75th anniversary of the bombing of Hiroshima. Here's six eyewitness accounts from that day. Never again
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Wed August 05, 2020
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
FBG Duck goosed
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Mon August 03, 2020
(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
Not satisfied with letting COVID get all the glory, Florida man ups death toll in state because Burger King employee was too slow fulfilling girlfriend's order
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Fri July 31, 2020
(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Florida man flees crash, hides in fire station with backpack filled with drugs
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