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Tue June 28, 2022
		A butterfly flaps its wings, and years later women lose reproductive rights source: twitter.com \| share:	32

Fri June 24, 2022
		Close Putin ally reveals his first nuclear target and has a long list of exactly what Russia will do to NATO when WW3 starts. Oh, and it was nice knowing you London source: news.com.au \| share:	232
		Stone Brewing will never, ever, sell out to the man unless that man makes light lagers source: japantimes.co.jp \| share:	37
		New calls for violence circulate on right-wing social media . . . and all the old calls for violence too; it's just there are new threats as well. I guess nothing's really changed source: cnn.com \| share:	67

Thu June 23, 2022
		President Biden says he is very disappointed in SCOTUS for throwing a case of tannerite on America's gun fire. FDR whispers from the grave: "Pack the court" source: mediaite.com \| share:	286
		Florida woman tries to save the oceans by showing a little tail source: local10.com \| share:	17
		Now that there's a global potato shortage, time to go all-in on onion rings, chips n' guac, and fried pickles. Take one for the team and help keep the vodak flowing. Tag is for you, Fark gastronomists source: thetakeout.com \| share:	9
		Gen Z is "in the midst of a mental health crisis." Welcome to the party the Boomers are throwing, pals source: axios.com \| share:	337

Wed June 22, 2022
		With a US - Russia proxy war in full swing and inflation over 8 percent. You may wonder which '80s horror will return next. If you guessed community spread of Polio in London, come claim your prize source: thehill.com \| share:	37
		Yet another fake internet money thing has collapsed into oblivion. But don't worry. Crypto "experts" say everything is fine and you should keep plowing your money into the scam source: cnbc.com \| share:	45
		US airman arrested following investigation of terrorist attack at American base Green Village, Syria last April. No word if incident considered domestic terrorism with international flavor source: armytimes.com \| share:	22
		Swingers club opens in Manhattan. You clicked already and now the golf demons have you source: gothamist.com \| share:	6

Tue June 21, 2022
		Not to overstate the historical significance of the Jan 6th hearings but we've got time travelers showing up in the background source: twitter.com \| share:	169
		Bored apes keep the grift flowing source: bnnbloomberg.ca \| share:	8
		Sapporo brewery transforms brewing waste into denim jeans. Now you have a reason for your pants to smell like beer source: digitaltrends.com \| share:	3

Mon June 20, 2022
		As anticipation of Roe v. Wade grows, white male medocrities muse online about throwing women seeking abortions into mental hospitals source: twitter.com \| share:	147
		18-year-old has written ten books about growing up in Racine, Wisconsin. Subby took ten minutes and three attempts to write this headline, and it's probably still misspelled source: cbs58.com \| share:	41
		Ukraine isn't the only place Russians have trashed by blowing things up source: space.com \| share:	3
		Kari Lake, Arizona GOP's rightwing candidate for governor, did her time as a drag queen. Why yes, there are photos source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	70

Sat June 18, 2022
(Some Guy)		Boffins find a potential new use for moth wings. Hank and Roy Spim seen rehabbing the Lockheed Starfighter source: bristol.ac.uk \| share:	8

Fri June 17, 2022
		Making fun of anti-vaxxers isn't just entertaining, it's your civic duty. New study shows vaccine-hesitant people were more likely to get vaccinated after viewing humorous anti-vaxxer memes source: psypost.org \| share:	94
		It bears following this Utah family source: ctvnews.ca \| share:	14
		I've lost track of how many this is, but another Crypto Exchange has banned users from withdrawing their money source: cnbc.com \| share:	72
		Storm brewing in Pakistani teacups source: msn.com \| share:	18
		You got your (Kevin) Bacon on my spicy wings source: youtube.com \| share:	3

Thu June 16, 2022
		Turns out that the Kraken has been good for one thing... Sindey Powell has been served papers by the Texas Bar that she may be disbarred, following in the esteemed Covid Cropdusting steps of Giuliani source: twitter.com \| share:	37
		Adding to its highly specific and fast-growing list of what residents can't do in public, the Los Angeles City Council seems poised to ban bike repair on city streets. ♫I want to ride my bicycle I want to ride my bike♫ source: msn.com \| share:	58
		Buoy Brewings building is buoyant no more source: dailyastorian.com \| share:	15

Tue June 14, 2022
		Tim Tebow to become a brand ambassador for a new line of keto-friendly snacks. The snacks are expected to underperform, but still garner a cult following despite evidence that they suck source: austin.culturemap.com \| share:	17
		BTS to go on hiatus, allowing members to pursue solo projects. We know what'll happen: One will do silly love songs, another will do bitter pretentious songs, another will do hippy-dippy religious songs, and the others are just going to be mellow source: nme.com \| share:	52
		How Saharan dust plumes over Houston could affect storms brewing in the tropics, the hunt for RFK's real killer source: chron.com \| share:	3
		Feminine hygiene product manufacturers pledge to get stock flowing again, plug gaps in supply, period source: bbc.com \| share:	60

Mon June 13, 2022
		Saudi Arabia and U.A.E. ban Pixar's 'Lightyear' for saying, and showing, gay source: variety.com \| share:	38
		Cubs first baseman out here throwing 35mph heat against Yankees hitters. Almost kept that one in the park source: uproxx.com \| share:	8

Sun June 12, 2022
		How getting chewing gum in your hair can be really sticky if you're smoking weed, or something source: politico.com \| share:	10
		Jurassic World: Dominion makes the competition go extinct with $142 million, clipping Top Gun: Maverick's wings to #2 with $50 million. Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness sits at #3 with $4.9 million, Bob's Burgers Movie #4 with $2.2 million source: deadline.com \| share:	72

Sat June 11, 2022
		No Way Home to swing back to theaters for more fun source: twitter.com \| share:	50
		The Saudi "Can we buy respectability" Golf Tour decides that screwing with a small Oregon town's 4th of July festival is good PR source: koin.com \| share:	38

Fri June 10, 2022
		WA approves axe-throwing for bars. Nothing could possibly go wrong source: mynorthwest.com \| share:	90
		Florida man demands investigators stop showing evidence of his crimes source: dailyboulder.com \| share:	136
		And how did right wing news handle the first night of Jan 6 Committee coverage? Like every other night of their existence: lies and projection source: cnn.com \| share:	143

Thu June 09, 2022
		God save The Queen as she takes on the Hot Ones wing challenge source: youtube.com \| share:	15
		Tackling taboo topics in a conservative country, one vasectomy festival and condom-blowing competition at a time source: theguardian.com \| share:	2

Wed June 08, 2022
		When it comes to bestowing nicknames, Andy Reid ain't no Chris Berman source: kansascity.com \| share:	6
		Have a problem with chewing on your nails? It's about to get worse source: foodandwine.com \| share:	10

Tue June 07, 2022
		Showing how old and decrepit the Yakuza are getting, bosses can't figure out how to upgrade their 3G flip phones to 4G, and mobile providers by law can't sell 4G or 5G service to gangsters source: soranews24.com \| share:	14
		"What is Mark Wahlberg doing there?" Good question from a movie director, bad question from a historic preservation group member reviewing restoration work source: news.artnet.com \| share:	60
		So you really gotta wonder why a bunch of fascists and white supremacists teaming up to lead a coup against the United States felt the need to have a documentarian following them, filming them, and compiling a body of evidence to use against them source: nbcwashington.com \| share:	109
		Five felons found following Franklin Furnance facility flight source: fox8.com \| share:	21
		Even college umpires are going full-metal ump show knowing they'll soon be replaced with robots source: ftw.usatoday.com \| share:	18

Mon June 06, 2022
		Vowing to rebuild after the beer-cup pyramid travesty of 2022, Cubs fans design a multilevel beer-cup snake instead source: ftw.usatoday.com \| share:	6
		Guy who doesn't wear glasses posts selfie showing him wearing expensive stolen glasses.. taken in the basement where the bodies were found source: cbs58.com \| share:	47
		The Doobie Brothers postpone concerts following Covid-19 concerns. That's blunt man source: msn.com \| share:	33

Sat June 04, 2022
		Marlins P Edward Cabrera made MLB history by throwing a 96 mph changeup. At 96 MPH, what the hell is supposed to change? source: ftw.usatoday.com \| share:	33

Fri June 03, 2022
		A Michigan bar preparing for its 60 year anniversary discovers documents showing that it is in fact only turning 50 source: mlive.com \| share:	36
		The international Conference on Disarmament has been appropriately taken over by a country known for throwing its weapons into the sea source: france24.com \| share:	10

Thu June 02, 2022
		A nasty fight is brewing in Utah county, Utah between the local county attorney who is running for re-election and the local sheriff who is accusing the attorney of leading a "ritualistic sex ring known for cannibalizing young children" source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	104
		Remember that Eastman memo that a judge ruled violated the crime-fraud provision of attorney-client privilege? Well it's just been released for your viewing pleasure source: politico.com \| share:	49
		On this day in history, in 1774, Parliament completed the Coercive Acts with the Quartering Act, which received less glowing reviews among audiences than their later collaborations with George Clinton and the Funkadelic Mothership source: history.com \| share:	21
		Sweden is supplying more military aid - including anti-ship missiles - to Ukraine as soon as everything finishes thawing out source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	29
		Fresh from confusing 1965 with 1961, History's Greatest Monster™ adds to his ever-growing pile of crimes by reads tweet pulling a pen out of his jacket pocket? source: twitter.com \| share:	121
		It isn't hard to understand why Matt Gaetz, Donald Trump Jr., and other right-wing figures are now standing behind Johnny Depp, who once joked about assassinating Trump source: rollingstone.com \| share:	121

Wed June 01, 2022
		The most harrowing film you'll see all year. It's only three minutes long and was just released on Twitter [NSFW language] source: youtube.com \| share:	287
(Rec & Parks)		Your growing city needs more urban park space, but there's no free land. Solution: build a walkway in the sky source: surfacemag.com \| share:	11
		Abbott yesterday: "I'll do anything to prevent another Uvalde" Dems: "Call a special legislative session to reverse your law allowing teens to buy AR-15s" Abbott today: "OK here's a toothless legislative committee that avoids the topic completely" source: wfaa.com \| share:	99

Tue May 31, 2022
		A children's collection of right-wing reactions to the Sussman verdict this morning. The Wahmbulance has been called source: twitter.com \| share:	109
		Everything you need to know about the growing fad of vegan ice cream and why it's as hard to escape from as your average Vegan source: npr.org \| share:	28
		Britain's response to monkeypox: stop screwing around source: cnbc.com \| share:	57
		The Merriam-Webster word of the day for May 31 is ephemeral, as in, I wasn't sure if the radio was just AM ephemeral source: merriam-webster.com \| share:	17
		Six days after the Uvalde school shooting, a right-wing organization decides to launch a map of "woke" schools to target source: huffpost.com \| share:	226
		Matt Ryan has a chance to make the wrong kind of history with an NFL first. Well, another kind of NFL first besides blowing a 25-point Super Bowl lead source: larrybrownsports.com \| share:	14
		If you love airplanes so much why don't you marry one source: nypost.com \| share:	66
		It's almost June, everything should be growing, blooming, some things ripening, even. Come tell us all about it in your Fark Gardening Thread for Tuesday May 31, 2022 source: fark.com \| share:	78

Sun May 29, 2022
		Day 95 of WW3: The arduous and harrowing civilian evacuation of the East remains perilous, Russian troops storm Sievierodonetsk in street-by-street fighting, and Fiji is not a good place to hide a super yacht. It's your Sunday Ukraine War discussion source: apnews.com \| share:	582
		Not news: blowing a 21-12 lead in the 4th quarter. News: blowing a 21-12 lead in the 9th inning. Fark: it's a double-elimination tournament, so game 2 starts in an hour source: twitter.com \| share:	16

Sat May 28, 2022
		Competitive jigsawing, for your country source: theguardian.com \| share:	14

Fri May 27, 2022
		After doing their best Leafs impression by blowing a 3 goal lead, the Nordiques look to finish off the Blues and finally make it past the 2nd round. Game on @ 8pm. Johnny Sex Cup says "More overtime, please." Subby says "Ferme la bouche, Bucci" source: nhl.com \| share:	453
		It's a crisis that strikes at the very heart and soul and spirit of our national will. We can see this crisis in the growing doubt about the meaning of our own lives and in the loss of a unity of purpose for our nation. It's the 7 pm ET MSNBC thread source: msnbc.com \| share:	134
		Who is this Randall Flagg guy and why does he keep showing up in my dreams? source: slashfilm.com \| share:	24
		Suffering from multiple injuries on roster, Yankees sign washed-up Cardinal slugger Matt Carpenter to be their new DH. His current skillset of drawing walks and pulling pop-ups to right field are considered perfect fit for Yankee Stadium source: sports.yahoo.com \| share:	9

Wed May 25, 2022
		AOC: "If throwing more money at police worked, it would have by now" source: twitter.com \| share:	182
		Jeep to pay $300M after blowing smoke about emission numbers source: engadget.com \| share:	21
		Right after a massive elementary school shooting, NC Republicans submit a bill to protect kindergartens through third graders... by not allowing their teachers to discuss any LGBTQ issues to them source: wral.com \| share:	146
		This museum is finally gonna display his Hey Joe, his Little Wing, his Castle Made of Sand...If you know what I mean? [NSFW] source: metalsucks.net \| share:	14

Tue May 24, 2022
		Pro tip: If you are claiming to be disabled, posting pictures on Facebook showing you "weightlifting, bicycling, deep-sea fishing, etc." is probably not too smart source: justice.gov \| share:	58
		A raven has 17 primary wing feathers, located at the end of its wings. They are called Pinion feathers. A crow only has 16, so the difference between a crow and a raven is only a matter of a pinion source: soranews24.com \| share:	55

Mon May 23, 2022
		Conservative points out huge weakness in Republican midterm election message . Democrats seen ignoring said weakness to concentrate on wooing nonexistent swing white Republicans voters in the suburbs source: huffpost.com \| share:	185
		NFL owners don't mind the racism, sexism, screwing over the fans but you take money from their pocket and they will kick you out source: si.com \| share:	26
		"Three days after this Court gave Beddingfield an inch, Beddingfield took a mile." Wait, a guy willing to murder Congress is bad at following rules? Get outta town source: wcnc.com \| share:	44
		Sure, the world might be literally on fire right now, but you can at least rest easy today knowing that after a 2-year hiatus, the world's ultra-elite are finally getting to spend a few days together in Davos source: cnn.com \| share:	65

Sun May 22, 2022
		The designer of the X-Wing fighter and many other ships in Star Wars is now one with The Force source: hollywoodreporter.com \| share:	5
		Morgan and Mo have escaped the Tower, though moat walkers are following them. Meanwhile, Alicia and the Stalkers take the fight to Strand for control of the high ground in the penultimate episode of season 7. Fear the Walking Dead, 9PM ET on AMC source: undeadwalking.com \| share:	5
		Thirty years ago today, Pauly Shore and Samwise Gamgee found a caveman and brought him to high school. As of last year, a sequel might still be thawing out too source: etcanada.com \| share:	55

Sat May 21, 2022
		Red Bull gets your wings clipped source: jalopnik.com \| share:	45
		Let's find the good side of Saharan dust screwing up South Carolina weather. "It also means more vibrant sunsets and sunrises" source: wyff4.com \| share:	20

Fri May 20, 2022
		Russia to consider "allowing" Russians over 40 and foreigners over 30 the privilege of feeding the Ukraine meat grinder source: msn.com \| share:	51
		US Army proposes new policy allowing its soldiers to request transfers if they're discriminated against by state, local laws, "based on gender, sex, religion, race or pregnancy" source: military.com \| share:	58

Thu May 19, 2022
		This x-wing starfighter is off to fight the evil empire source: edition.cnn.com \| share:	14
		Kelsey Wingert takes another ball to the face source: gwinnettdailypost.com \| share:	16
		Study says parrots refuse to 'wing it,' instead use their heads as a 'third limb' source: phys.org \| share:	10
(Some Guy)		Following the collapse in technology stocks, high-tech startups are increasingly focused on actually making profits rather than growing at losses. Which they have done in every bubble source: calcalistech.com \| share:	3
(Max Planck)		Scientists discover that Chimpanzee vocalizations are far more complex and structured than previously thought. Tarzan nods knowingly source: mpg.de \| share:	14

Wed May 18, 2022
(Some Ginger)		Photoshop this mind-blowing ice cream source: s.hdnux.com \| share:	14
		Sure, let's blame the internet and not the constant barrage of right-wing news networks pushing the exact language used by the shooter source: kotaku.com \| share:	119

Tue May 17, 2022
		Who watches the watchmen? Dunno, but we're going to watch whoever it is source: airforcemag.com \| share:	41
		Liverpudlians of a certain age reminisce about the decades when what is now a well-known shoestore was a cinema showing cartoon films all day... except for its three years as a members-only porno theater source: liverpoolecho.co.uk \| share:	7
		A rundown of all the social sites and fundraising platforms on the internet that have emerged as a home for right-wingers kicked off other sites. WORST ISLAND OF MISFIT TOYS REMAKE EVAR source: slate.com \| share:	31
		Tucker Carlson claims right wing terrorism is justified because the left pushes "race politics" source: mediamatters.org \| share:	238

Mon May 16, 2022
		Wingstop's not chicken to land in Lower Korea source: marketwatch.com \| share:	5
		India redrawing Kashmir assembly seats to 'disempower Muslims,' at least according to a traveler of both time and space source: aljazeera.com \| share:	36
		Shake Shack is releasing a candle that smells like burgers and fries. Yankee Candle nods knowingly while sipping on their supersized Dr Pepper source: thrillist.com \| share:	8

Sat May 14, 2022
		Thai government celebrates cannabis legalization by giving out 1 million free plants to people to grow at home. US government celebrates 1 million homes seized for people growing cannabis source: vice.com \| share:	40
		Molson Coors, best known for brewing "beer," branches into "milk" source: brandeating.com \| share:	23

Fri May 13, 2022
		Macworld wrings its hands over "Five Apple ideas Google just ripped off for Android and Pixel." Xerox sighs, nods knowingly source: macworld.com \| share:	30

Thu May 12, 2022
		FTA: Merely moving people around in a job market overflowing with poverty level jobs isn't enough source: fortune.com \| share:	67

Tue May 10, 2022
		Company that runs summer camps decide that all campers and staff must be vaccinated. Right-wing agitators declare this an OUTRAGE and company must be boycotted. Since this is in Canada and the company is Tim Horton's, it will be a summer of blood source: ca.news.yahoo.com \| share:	61
		This is bad news for Jada Pinkett Smith, subby said confidently knowing that Will Smith is thousands of miles away source: cnn.com \| share:	40
		HEY, kids... it's May, the sun is shining, the days are warmer... except where I am, it's still snowing. Come in and make me jealous in Your Fark Gardening Thread for Tuesday May 10, 2022 source: fark.com \| share:	46

Mon May 09, 2022
		Pour one out for Lefty the Athletic and take solace in knowing he's in a better place source: nationaldaycalendar.com \| share:	11
		On this day in history, in 1970, President Nixon had "the weirdest day so far" of his presidency, which somehow did not involve attempting to buy Greenland, drawing on a weather map with a sharpie, fast food, or saluting enemy generals source: history.com \| share:	60
		A reminder that Russian tanks are simply following their migratory instincts source: twitter.com \| share:	111
		Augusta teens blowing up on TikTok for "herping." And yes snakes are involved, but not how you're thinking source: wjbf.com \| share:	54
		Realizing that they may have awakened an apocalyptic sleeping giant with the imminent ruling outlawing abortion, some Republicans are offering their thoughts & prayers for those who will be affected source: huffpost.com \| share:	271
(Mickey Mouse)		Pluto is spewing something. Goofy is hurrying to clean it up source: turbofuture.com \| share:	4

Sat May 07, 2022
		Standard military strategy is to blow up bridges to deny an invader from advancing. Which is why the Russians are now blowing up bridges to keep the Ukrainians from counter-attacking source: cnn.com \| share:	64

Fri May 06, 2022
		Phillies' fans react to the team losing after blowing a 7-1 lead in the 9th to the Mets in their usual calm manner source: nbcsports.com \| share:	14
		We can all sleep a little easier knowing that the roaming goats of Kensington Avenue in Philadelphia have finally been captured source: philadelphia.cbslocal.com \| share:	34
		According to Peter Doocy, only right wingers have the right to protest source: thenewcivilrightsmovement.com \| share:	52
		You wouldn't believe how popular the new right-wing TV channel is source: theguardian.com \| share:	50

Thu May 05, 2022
		Scientists discover vast supplies of flowing water underneath Antarctica, declare it to be "like sticking a straw in the groundwater system in Florida" source: theconversation.com \| share:	4
		Unruly United passenger, apparently possessed by gremlins, opens emergency slide and lands on wing of moving plane source: nypost.com \| share:	44
		Unruly United passenger, apparently possessed by gremlins, opens emergency slide and lands on wing of moving plane source: nypost.com \| share:	44
(Some Guy)		Looks like Ted hit the wings-fall-off switch again source: simpleflying.com \| share:	12
		Middle school art teacher fired after identifying herself as pansexual, allowing students "to draw any type of flag they chose ... expressing who they are." Apparently no student drew Confederate flags source: nbc-2.com \| share:	338
		Photoshop this winged cat, or color it in. Or both, even. The sky's the limit source: pbs.twimg.com \| share:	21
		Tomorrowland floods as extreme weather hits central Florida. This is what's known as foreshadowing source: insidethemagic.net \| share:	58

Tue May 03, 2022
		In an almost made for Fark appearance, Alton Brown appeared on The Late Night with Stephen Colbert to jet fry chicken wings source: youtube.com \| share:	2
(Some Guy)		Photoshop these wings floating on bubbles source: popphoto.com \| share:	8
		After forcing the goalkeeper to come out from the penalty area, winger makes a great pass to a wide open teammate, who attempts a four yard kick towards an empty net. Tag says it all (audio is in Portuguese) source: twitter.com \| share:	12

Mon May 02, 2022
		The 36 year-old federal judge who scuttled the aviation mask mandate was eschewing originalism and being an activist judge source: thehill.com \| share:	111

Sun May 01, 2022
		Ever wanted to learn how to recite the alphabet backwards? No? You sure? Well here's a video showing you the easiest way to learn it. It might come in handy, you never know source: youtube.com \| share:	90
		If you're ever in an argument over whose turn it is to use the playground swing set, try not to let it reach this point source: fox5ny.com \| share:	22

Sat April 30, 2022
		Photoshop these paddle boarders rowing off into the sunset source: i.imgur.com \| share:	20

Fri April 29, 2022
		White House Correspondent's Dinner; where you need to play nice with seditionists in the spirit of nonpartisanism while knowing Right Wing Media is going to be claiming this proves the Media is in a conspiracy to protect Democrats source: politico.com \| share:	43
		BINGO: serious business. AND it gives you wings-o source: phys.org \| share:	7
		Confirmed, the Air Force is tired of your BRRRRRT shiat and is putting it out to pasture source: defensenews.com \| share:	163
		Confirmed, the Air Force is tired of your BRRRRRT shiat and is putting it out to pasture source: defensenews.com \| share:	163
		Elon Musk: Honest you 'woke progressive' extremists, I'm a liberal, stop making me look right-wing source: nypost.com \| share:	154
		Roger Stone goes on a right-wing Christian podcast, claims he has a picture of a "satanic portal" over the White House, then things get weird source: rightwingwatch.org \| share:	68

Thu April 28, 2022
		Roger Stone, who thought his Twitter ban would be unbanned following Elon Musk buyout, has been banned source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	74
		Headline: Florida Sinkhole Growing For 4 Months Swallowing Up Everything in its Path. Article: Residents in Toco Hills, Georgia, say the monster hole has been growing since December. Photo: A giant sinkhole threatens a house in Zacatepec, Mexico source: msn.com \| share:	31
		You could already be growing potent psychedelic mushrooms in your backyard source: nationalgeographic.com \| share:	32
		Anyone got a plunger? The sentient toilet that is Elon Musk is overflowing with crap again source: twitter.com \| share:	307
		Urban explorer escapes a terrifying encounter with a pair of glowing eyes in an Ohio tunnel system. On the bright side, we now have proof Jawas exist source: 1037wqol.iheart.com \| share:	33

Wed April 27, 2022
(Some Guy)		If knowing is half the battle, Cancer is now half beat. Okay, not really. But a Yale study identifies a lot of factors that affect 24 different types of cancer source: technologynetworks.com \| share:	8
		O Goddess hear these tuneless numbers, wrung by sweet enforcement and remembrance dear and pardon that thy secrets should be sung even into thine own soft-conched ear. Surely I dreamt to-day, or did I see the winged Psyche 7 p.m. ET MSNBC thread source: msnbc.com \| share:	159
		Is someone following Putin's modus-operandi? source: cbsnews.com \| share:	28
		2022 continues its faceplant into the flowing gutter source: food52.com \| share:	18

Tue April 26, 2022
		Big wild card implications on Tuesday night hockey with Golden Knights/Stars, will Dallas end Vegas's playoff hopes? Will Rags & Jerks battling for top spot in the Metro give us a great game? Will Wings/Leafs be another circus? Game on @ 7pm ET. FLBB source: nhl.com \| share:	129
		Time for your right-wing uncle to stock up on light bulbs again source: engadget.com \| share:	186
		Mike Trout checked swing himself into a triple source: youtube.com \| share:	13

Mon April 25, 2022
		Following the Champlain Towers South collapse, insurers won't write policies on any condo that's over four stories and built prior to '95. Just flat and simple source: msn.com \| share:	97
		Bill passes AZ Senate allowing parents to sue that teaching lady for teaching their snowflakes any letters other than U, S, and A source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	110
		Redbull loses a wing source: abc15.com \| share:	77
		NDT drops some mind blowing science source: twitter.com \| share:	47

Sun April 24, 2022
		Much like your mom at a Dodgers game, black holes are swallowing thousand of stars and packing on weight source: krcgtv.com \| share:	5
		Pro tip: If you lie under oath about not knowing something, don't immediately post the thing you lied about on Twitter source: huffpost.com \| share:	126

Sat April 23, 2022
		With everything people know about Florida Man, these jokers have to go throwing a monkey wrench in the works source: listverse.com \| share:	10
		Day 59 of WW3: counterattacks slowing Russian offensive in east, Washington is boosting heavy arms for Ukraine, UN rights chief sees 'horror story' of violations. It's your Saturday Ukraine War thread source: apnews.com \| share:	910

Fri April 22, 2022
		Parents upset with uncle's gift to nephew, a kitchen set which featured lots of appliances, a battery operated vacuum cleaner & fridge, as they believe kitchens are for girls only. Despite numbers showing that 74.8% of chefs in the country are men source: msn.com \| share:	58
		Motorcyclist swerves into lane, cuts off car driver which causes a crash, then dismounts, swings a hammer at car driver threatening to "take care of you," which only made matters worse. Hammer unavailable for comment source: klkntv.com \| share:	55
		Disney to give employees two paid days off to "recharge" before returning to the office and risking Covid, unhinged right-wingers source: deadline.com \| share:	30
		Celebrate Earth Day 2022 by sharing a video of nature doing something fascinating. Here is a bird sewing its nest together source: twitter.com \| share:	18

Thu April 21, 2022
		After a 3-for-4 showing last night, Miguel Cabrera is 1 hit away from becoming Mr. 3000. Can he do it in front of a hometown matinee crowd against the hated Yankees? Find out, 1 pm ET on MLBN source: mlb.com \| share:	49
		It's almost as if growing a spine might actually be a good thing source: twitter.com \| share:	456
		Maryland to become second state to ban cat declawing source: baltimoresun.com \| share:	13
		This column has everything: the Burbank Costco parking lot, a pickle fridge, the trifle from Friends, the rat from Ratatouille, and Claire gnawing on a block of Colby jack source: lifehacker.com \| share:	4

Wed April 20, 2022
		Ex-Detroit Red Wings Zamboni driver Al Sobotka pissed, alleges discrimination in his firing source: freep.com \| share:	12
		No, QAnon, MAGAts, and pro-lifers; California did NOT just introduce a bill allowing mothers to kill their babies up to a week after they're born source: politifact.com \| share:	69
		Netflix shareholders: your stock is tanking and you're losing subscribers by droves. WAT DO? Netflix: Raise prices. Start showing ads. Don't let them share passwords anymore. That'll bring them back source: nbcwashington.com \| share:	40
		Julian Assange's days of living as a stinky prisoner in the UK may be drawing to a close source: edition.cnn.com \| share:	106
		What did you do during the pandemic? Atlanta doctor builds Star Wars X-wing fighter to inspire kids, raise money for Ukraine source: ajc.com \| share:	19

Tue April 19, 2022
		This new restaurant concept combines the excitement of eating in a shipping container with the satisfaction of slowing down the supply chain source: newsobserver.com \| share:	10
		Why is the EasyJet allowing religious services in flight in the first place? source: nypost.com \| share:	235
		"Apartment residents horrified after finding woman's body in box on sidewalk". That is indeed awful. That day was Recycling Day. Bring Out Your Dead Day was supposed to be the following week source: kens5.com \| share:	20
		Lee Gilliam, general manager at Steve's Towing: "We love our military and would never auction off an active-duty military vehicle knowingly." And knowing is half the battle source: military.com \| share:	111

Mon April 18, 2022
		NJ Governor open to banning off-duty N.J. cops from consuming weed after some state lawmakers realize that police mellowing out after work would be bad for somebody source: nj.com \| share:	67

Sun April 17, 2022
		The tallest mountain in Wales is growing. And not in a good way source: bbc.co.uk \| share:	64
		CIA psy-op article pretends that somehow the dozens of woodpeckers following me are real source: theguardian.com \| share:	52

Sat April 16, 2022
		Did you know that peanut butter could be used to cool down from hot wings? source: famadillo.com \| share:	16
		The Bidens paid a 24.6% tax rate on their 2021 income. Predict the right-wing outrage response source: npr.org \| share:	92
		An otherwise unremarkable home opening win for the Mariners against the Astros spiced up by Ichiro throwing out the first pitch... and bringing the heat source: espn.com \| share:	7

Fri April 15, 2022
		Just in time for 4/20, Wingstop has released a new "Blazed & Glazed" flavor source: thrillist.com \| share:	15

Thu April 14, 2022
		This cat with wings could do this forever source: twitter.com \| share:	9

Wed April 13, 2022
(Some Guy)		Clayton Kershaw throws seven perfect innings...but since he's coming off an injury and it's 2022, he gets yanked, despite only throwing 80 pitches [Sad trombone noise] source: dodgersway.com \| share:	39
		"Why there are growing fears the U.S. is headed to a recession?" "Because more than 60% of Americans live paycheck to paycheck, while the billionaires control the media, the government, and most of the money" not found in the article source: npr.org \| share:	42
		Member of political party that professes to support the troops so goddamn much you can't even says joining the military is "throwing your life away". Go ahead and guess who source: nypost.com \| share:	99
(Sorry Anti-Vaxxer)		Looks like Covid has yet to lose its insatiable appetite for soft, pink right-wing radio personality flesh source: sorryantivaxxer.com \| share:	105
		Short video showing how to open a farking cool 18th Century French safe. No comment from Geraldo source: twitter.com \| share:	10

Tue April 12, 2022
		Fox wants to introduce a glowing football during USFL broadcasts. If successful, this will be highlighted during their championship game, Cherno Bowl source: awfulannouncing.com \| share:	14
(Honolulu Civil Bat)		In this economy, it's not unusual to work two jobs, unless one of them is United States Representative and the other is Hawaiian Airlines Pilot and you haven't cast an in-person vote since January- and "showing up" was your sole campaign promise source: civilbeat.org \| share:	24
		Pooty Poot's throwing a temper tantrum...again source: twitter.com \| share:	165

Mon April 11, 2022
		Today on "Accidentally Left-Wing," J.D. Vance inadvertently endorses abolishing the electoral college source: citybeat.com \| share:	50
		The Florida legislature has put the drawing of Congressional district maps in Governor DeSantis' hands. Florida tag wins while Asinine, Stupid and Scary tags fight over the Sharpie source: floridapolitics.com \| share:	27
		Meanwhile, day 7 of total lockdown in Shanghai: revolution and starvation are brewing source: threadreaderapp.com \| share:	150
		Keen to avoid controversy, 15-year-old Russian karter drives under the Italian flag. It works well until he ruins it by throwing a Nazi salute on the podium source: bbc.co.uk \| share:	29
		Shehbaz Sharif elected as Pakistan's new prime minister following Khan's ouster, suggesting Pakistan is typeset sans Sharif source: aljazeera.com \| share:	39
		The Masters, loved by golf fans across the world, but there's one growing conspiracy theory with the broadcast. Are fake bird chirping noises being pumped into it? source: thespun.com \| share:	28
		Twenty-five years ago today, hit man John Cusack went home for his high school reunion and found Minnie Driver, the date he had abandoned on prom night. What happened then? I'm drawing a Blank source: theplaylist.net \| share:	94
(Some Guy)		How anti-CRT fervor became a fifth Gospel for right-wing Christians source: frenchpress.thedispatch.com \| share:	153

Fri April 08, 2022
		Oh, snap source: theguardian.com \| share:	50
		"Genetically modified glowing fish break free. Genetically modified glowing fish expand to new territories. Painfully, perhaps even dangerously. But genetically modified glowing fish find a way" source: iflscience.com \| share:	10
		Maybe rethink the future if she brings the following items on your date: bleach, duct tape, lighters, gloves, a Stanley knife, a to-do list, featuring plans including "Drive to gravesite", and "Walk him to site, kill and bury" source: news.sky.com \| share:	54
		Blowing twice the legal limit after getting caught driving on two flat tires is no way to go through life state rep. Bonus: With a name that screams "I LOVE BEER" source: mlive.com \| share:	48

Thu April 07, 2022
		Farc members now growing coffee and brewing beer. Pizza conflict still unresolved source: bbc.com \| share:	27
		The UK wastes no time, maps out a glowing new energy strategy source: bbc.com \| share:	11
		Check out the wing nut that's trying to primary Liz Cheney source: k2radio.com \| share:	71
		And you thought Trump couldn't get shadier than borrowing Russian mob money via Deutsche Bank? How wrong you were. He can go MUCH shadier source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	92

Wed April 06, 2022
		It's the engineers that developed wings for F1 and Indycars that are responsible for this crap source: youtube.com \| share:	12
		Evangelicals less comfortable with bowing to Putin now that he's losing a war source: talkingpointsmemo.com \| share:	59
		The Zuckerbot spent 4 years trying not to make Trump mad and allowing him and his followers to post fake news on Facebook. His reward? source: twitter.com \| share:	91
		Who is Steven Grant, who is Marc, and why is that shadowy figure following him around? It's Moon Knight episode 2, dropping today on Disney+ source: imdb.com \| share:	33

Tue April 05, 2022
		The US Navy takes a break from crashing into other ships to report strange lights floating in the air and following the amphibious assault ship USS Kearsarge. With a pic of what balls of fire following a warship might look like source: nypost.com \| share:	50

Mon April 04, 2022
(WSHU Public Radio)		County releases video montage of cars blowing by stopped school buses. And it ain't all near-misses source: wshu.org \| share:	87
		Minnesota TV station's news production manager reviewing archive video finds an unexpected treasure source: youtube.com \| share:	15

Sun April 03, 2022
		America's mass shooting season is in full swing and looking to catch up for lost pandemic time source: dallasnews.com \| share:	243
		Welcome Fark Artists to your Fartist Friday Contest. In honor of "National Tater Day" we'll make REAL LIFE artwork creations using potatoes. Russet potato, Sweet potato, Mr. Potato Head, etc. Grab any kind of potato & get creative before chowing down source: fark.com \| share:	18
(CrowRiverMedia)		In the McLeod County History Museum, there's a plaque on the wall near the entrance to the west wing that reads "No power on earth has the ability to move people like the spirit of music." McLeod County nevertheless fell in love with polka source: crowrivermedia.com \| share:	12

Sat April 02, 2022
(Some Guy)		Montana GOP pays for election recount to confirm that no voter fraud occurred in 2020, in effort to stem tide of Republicans vowing not to vote due to phony fraud claims perpetuated by Montana GOP source: montanafreepress.org \| share:	58
		"My wife discovered I am a secret swinger. Will this end my marriage? It's not like I'm having an affair" (possible nsfw content on page) source: thesun.co.uk \| share:	16

Fri April 01, 2022
		Sumo oranges are throwing their weight around as America's hot new fruit sensation. TikTok viral video shot at Trader Joe's is to blame, along with "army of paid influencers" source: theguardian.com \| share:	14
		Towing in moist sand may leave one underwater source: kcby.com \| share:	27

Thu March 31, 2022
		Calling all digital artist farkers: i am interested in some sort of drawing tablet. what are you using? DIT source: fark.com \| share:	27
		Katy Perry's pants explode during Idol taping session allowing us to use what might be the most obscure Fallout 3 reference ever source: cnn.com \| share:	44
		After 51 years, the Detroit Red Wings have told their zamboni driver Al Sobotka that he's twirled his last octopus source: audacy.com \| share:	24
		Las Vegas, NM mayor closes museum wing devoted to 19th Century quasi-Catholic nighttime Mexican vigilante group who wore white hoods while targeting white settlers; "that looks like something racist" source: santafenewmexican.com \| share:	52
		Doctors are giving Russian troops returning from the Chernobyl zone glowing reviews source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	155

Wed March 30, 2022
		Do you remember that guy with the weird efficiency house up at 7,000 feet in Colorado that was growing bananas? No? Well here's a story about that energy efficiency guy with the weird house in which he can grow bananas source: theguardian.com \| share:	34
		Welcome to weird & wonderful Wednesday night hockey. Will the Jets fly high over Buffalo? Will the Wings manage to lose by only single digits? Will Edmonton or L.A. prevail in the Battle of the Oil Rich Cities? Can Vegas do anything? Game on @ 7pm ET source: nhl.com \| share:	45
		Alex Jones held in contempt of court for not showing up (again) to a deposition, while still hosting his talk show source: independent.co.uk \| share:	132
		"Germans?" "Forget it, they're slowing" source: abcnews.go.com \| share:	2
		Think wild monkeys are cute and entertaining, do you? Fort Lauderdale-Hollywood International Airport has colony of vervet monkeys for your viewing pleasure source: clickorlando.com \| share:	5
		Day 35 of WW3: Germany has gas shortages, US is skeptical that Russia is withdrawing forces, Ukrainian negotiation team is poisoned, and it looks like Ukraine has won the Battle of Kyiv. This is your Wednesday Ukraine War thread source: cnn.com \| share:	532

Tue March 29, 2022
		Lois thanks Lana for defending Jonathan for screwing up football, while Jordan disappears on election day of the "30 Days & 30 Nights," S.№2 Ep.№9 of Superman & Lois at 8 ㏘ EDT. Then Naomi must "Keep Your Friends Close" in Ep.№9 at 9, both on The CW source: imdb.com \| share:	14
		Florida's "don't say gay" has its genesis in a FL school trying to be decent to a trans teen, their disapproving parents, and an ultra-right wing legal foundation who saw a fundraising gold mine if they sued the school source: politico.com \| share:	80
		Heidi Klum is showing us what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas source: audacy.com \| share:	40
		Will Smith's apology lauded as a "master class in emotional intelligence." Subby calls it "knowing when to let your PR firm do the talking" source: inc.com \| share:	201
		How did the FBI manage to arrest the individuals accused of plotting to kidnap Michigan Governor Gretchen Whitmer? "Free stuff to give away"-including explosives, alcohol, and food from Buffalo Wild Wings source: thetakeout.com \| share:	42

Mon March 28, 2022
		Now that India is allowing international flights to return to expanded pre-pandemic levels, airfares should be cheaper, right? Why are you laughing? And why are you bursting into dance? source: ndtv.com \| share:	1
		Daytime Tooth Fairy henchmen getting aggressive in their need to provide more teeth for an ever growing demand by their ruthless overlord source: audacy.com \| share:	35
		And in today's 'What Is This I Don't Even' RWNJ news, there's this lady who is about to roll around on the rug chewing the furniture source: twitter.com \| share:	101

Sun March 27, 2022
		Welcome Fark Artists to your Fartist Friday Contest. This week we'll immortalize our Wildlife Encounters. Using only Paint/Drawing-type programs or old-fashioned paper & pencil/paint/etc, show us a memorable moment you had with animals of the wild source: fark.com \| share:	12
		Old: Throwing blood on somebody wearing a fur coat. New: Throwing blood at the Russian Embassy source: twitter.com \| share:	18

Sat March 26, 2022
		Conservative "influencers" shunning Truth Social and other right-wing apps because there are no libs to own there source: nbcnews.com \| share:	136
		Andy Roddick, who knows a little bit about throwing rackets and/or hitting tennis balls in anger, demonstrates how to throw a racket and/or hit tennis balls in anger without hitting anyone or getting fined source: twitter.com \| share:	9

Fri March 25, 2022
		Ben Shapiro wants to create a right-wing alternative to Disney, which he claims is "too woke." Is this some sort of dry humor? source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	244
		Fibbing Fortenberry found felonious following fictional FBI fact finding feedback source: ketv.com \| share:	38

Thu March 24, 2022
		Salted matzo toffee. Yet another example of Jews knowing more than good Chinese food source: food52.com \| share:	14
		Jonah Keri sentenced to 21 months in jail following guilty plea to charges of assault, death threats, getting Tim Raines into the Hall of Fame source: awfulannouncing.com \| share:	7
(Some Guy)		If Arizona Republicans get their way, the Secretary of State will have to publish the name and address of every voter in their state AND they will have to publish how they voted following the election. Is everyone ready for the Voting Gestapo? source: tucsonsentinel.com \| share:	135

Wed March 23, 2022
		What do we want? Right-wing indoctrination in preschool. When do we want it? Brandon source: nbcnews.com \| share:	139
		Mathematician wins Abel prize for throwing some amazing shapes source: newscientist.com \| share:	11
		USFL adds 3-point conversions. Following the number of blades in new razors, future leagues expected to have 4, 5, and 6-point conversions for a smoother and closer game source: espn.com \| share:	17
		Elon blames volatile market for inability to sell bonds backed by Tesla leases. Who knew constantly screwing around might ruin one's credibility? source: money.usnews.com \| share:	36

Tue March 22, 2022
		Subby hasn't been following the Jackson hearings, due to work... but WTF is Ted Cruz doing? source: twitter.com \| share:	169
		According to poll, 51% of Americans think "The West Wing" is the most realistic representation of politics, which subby can only imagine means 51% of Americans haven't seen "Veep" source: thehill.com \| share:	83

Mon March 21, 2022
		All the training in the world was of no use, maybe even worse than useless, if you did not know when to use it, and knowing when to use it was a lot harder than it sounded, because sometimes, it turned into an MSNBC thread at 7pm Eastern source: msnbc.com \| share:	203
		Pharoah's ceiling cat is watching you keep the Nile flowing source: cracked.com \| share:	9
		Spring Training is in full swing; Opening Day is les than three weeks away. What's a reasonable goal for your MLB team this season? source: mlb.com \| share:	104
		2022 NHL Trade Deadline Day thread. Will Yzerman be able to weaponize the Wings' cap space? Will Leafs fans do a 180 within 6 weeks on whatever moves Dubas makes? Who will take over Benning's crown as must gullible GM? TV coverage starts @ 8:00am ET source: nhl.com \| share:	131

Sun March 20, 2022
		How did he do it? I dunno, maybe by following THE FARKING LAW instead of some orange-faced buffoon's senseless screaming? source: politico.com \| share:	67

Fri March 18, 2022
		The GQP strategy for dealing with Biden on Ukraine has essentially boiled down to the following formula, repeated ad nauseum: "While we applaud Biden for taking the step of [describe step], in truth he should have been doing this a long time ago" source: slate.com \| share:	46
		Buckman Bridge in Jacksonville not content with throwing cars into the water, now switching to bees source: news4jax.com \| share:	12

Thu March 17, 2022
		Truck towing port-a-potties loses its shiat source: krem.com \| share:	21
		You may need to fetch your fainting goat, but Texas has been throwing out more Democratic primary votes than Republican votes source: politico.com \| share:	262

Wed March 16, 2022
		Disney Plus now allowing TV-MA content. Giving a whole new meaning to "farking Goofy" source: decider.com \| share:	55
		There is the squeaking of a children's swing set in submitter's courtyard, and in the distance a dog is barking hoarsely. What does it sound like where you are? source: google.ca \| share:	42

Tue March 15, 2022
		It's the terror of knowing what the world is about watching some good friends screaming 'let me out.' Pray tomorrow gets me higher. Sat on a fence but it don't work. Keep coming up with love but it's so slashed and torn. It's the 7pm ET MSNBC thread source: msnbc.com \| share:	157
		Right-wing troll blames inflation on Biden, not Putin's war in Ukraine or corporate profiteering. It's not news; it's not a joke; it's the New York Post source: nypost.com \| share:	163
		Putin signs bill allowing Russian air carriers to seize 515 Western-owned jets worth $10B, and opening up a huge can of worms in the process source: thedrive.com \| share:	38
		Another detailed article on how Russian disinformation is laundered through American far-right entertainment following the same process as COVID disinformation source: nbcnews.com \| share:	34

Mon March 14, 2022
(The Veterans Site)		Crayon-eating Jarheads can now carry umbrellas with their Class A's. Army Grunts, Navy Squids, Air Force Wingnuts, and Coast Guard Puddle Pirates all laugh heartily, get soaked to the bone AS GOD INTENDED source: blog.theveteranssite.greatergood.com \| share:	70
		Rivian Motors' plans to build a massive electric truck factory in Georgia -- and create 7,500 jobs while doing so -- is now drawing fire from opponents because, you know, electric trucks? That's stuff for liberals, not Georgians. MOAR GAS NOW source: 11alive.com \| share:	153
(Some Guy)		The EU's plan to ban crypto PoW mining goes down in flames allowing bitcoin to continue on source: coindesk.com \| share:	46

Sun March 13, 2022
		The Batman sparkles at #1 for a second week with $66 million as Indiana Jones clone Uncharted is #2 with $9 million. Dog gone and made $5 million as Spider-Man: No Way Home swings to #4 with $4 million, and Studio 666 drops completely off the radar source: deadline.com \| share:	27
		10 hockey games for your Sunday's laying on the couch viewing pleasure. 1st one at 1pm ET, Toronto & Buffalo in an outdoor game at 4pm, & the rest scattered around the evening. Come on down. Bring the kids. We got entertainment for the whole family source: nhl.com \| share:	130
		Russia kills American journalist in Ukraine, throwing out the rules of war source: cnn.com \| share:	607
		Justice Clarence Thomas, right-wing hero and husband of right-wing activist, complains about politicization of the Supreme Court source: apnews.com \| share:	74

Sat March 12, 2022
		Winger, Quiet Riot, Skid Row and Lita Ford all together for the Dear God Why tour source: pennlive.com \| share:	139

Fri March 11, 2022
		Following the money behind the January 6th insurrection source: npr.org \| share:	61
		Governor Kay Ivey (R-AL) signs bill allowing anyone to carry concealed firearms without permits, just like 21 other US states allow. "Alabama is reaffirming our commitment to defending our Second Amendment rights" source: al.com \| share:	207

Thu March 10, 2022
		Another South Korean national election, another set of mind-blowing graphics and animations of election results on Korean TV. Next level shiat, literally source: twitter.com \| share:	27
		Did you know that the UK has an "unexplained wealth" law allowing them to sieze property that appears to have been bought with illegal profits, Miss instagramming, London-living stepdaughter of Sergei Lavrov? source: twitter.com \| share:	85

Wed March 09, 2022
		If the bridges aren't exciting enough feel free to use the rope swings instead source: zillow.com \| share:	52

Tue March 08, 2022
		Intrepid reporter reads entire catalog of latest right-wing Money launder-err book publisher, is actually shocked at how boring and bad they all are. "Bombardier's titles display an almost open contempt for their readers" source: politico.com \| share:	33
		Beau of the Fifth Column notes that Ukraine has reached a pinnacle of tomato throwing technology and Russia will have to ketchup. There's more stupid humour here source: youtube.com \| share:	24
		Mind-blowing physics-based simulation video reveals how Chinese rocket crashed into the dark side of the moon three days ago. No confirmation if the Pink Floyd record was scratched until satellites fly by source: nypost.com \| share:	18

Mon March 07, 2022
		Wheat prices blow past their all-time high with no signs of slowing down. Rice cakes still unwanted by anyone source: msn.com \| share:	40
		Symbolized by a pineapple, and presumably eggplants too, #SwingTok is apparently a thing now source: usatoday.com \| share:	41
		Kashmir students recount harrowing journey to escape Ukraine, which must have been awful if it bothered people used to traveling in both time and space source: aljazeera.com \| share:	14
		Thor and the Benatar swing by Ukraine (possible nsfw content on page) source: dailystar.co.uk \| share:	68
		Not all right-wing extremists toe the Trump line with the Russian invasion of Ukraine. Matter of fact some are joining fight against Russia using it as an opportunity to gain real life combat experience source: msnbc.com \| share:	124

Sun March 06, 2022
		Super pigs, making "pigloos" to survive the winter, will be showing up to your house in Canada soon, despite the "Squeal on Pigs" campaign source: msn.com \| share:	54
		Retailers divided over allowing beer and wine to be sold in grocery stores in Maryland. In related news, you cannot buy beer and wine in grocery stores in Maryland source: wbaltv.com \| share:	68
		Ricky Schroder is gaining on James Woods, Jon Voight and Kevin Sorbo in the Right Wing Nutjob Olympics source: twitter.com \| share:	189
		Can't seem to find that one certain ingredient that's apparently critical for the recipe you're following? For example, shallots? Use onions. Buttermilk? Add lemon to milk. Capers? That's just pepper. And tofu? Grab some cardboard source: npr.org \| share:	31
		But you knew this already about right-wing ultranationalists source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	81
		Because America demanded it, Buffalo Wild Wings partners with PepsiCo to unveil Mountain Dew Legend exclusive soda, infused with notes of blackberry, citrus, and ginger that accentuate the flavor of crappy Buffalo wings source: brandeating.com \| share:	14

Sat March 05, 2022
		Jacques Cousteau's grandson is following in his grandfather's flippers source: popsci.com \| share:	14
		Photoshop this flame-throwing wizard source: red.irishexaminer.com \| share:	20

Fri March 04, 2022
		Koala kids these days, never knowing when to come inside from playing down by the swollen riverside source: 9news.com.au \| share:	0
		Man arrested for ramming truck into house while screaming "fark you" charged with "shooting into or throwing deadly missiles into dwellings," said he was trying to send a message. Police believe this message to be "Fark you" source: nbc-2.com \| share:	25
		For those of you who need the calming effects of an alien ballet that is both phallic and labial at the same time, here's a one-year time lapse of a mango tree growing from seed source: youtube.com \| share:	13

Thu March 03, 2022
		Heads up Catholic Church, the crazy is trying to ring your church bells. Bannon, Milo, and other right-wing activists are hellbent on transforming your skywizard institution source: motherjones.com \| share:	86
		Arizona Republican party files a lawsuit asking the judge to throw out vote-by-mail entirely in the state despite a 30-year old law allowing it. Fark: it is the way 90% of voters in AZ cast their ballots source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	88

Wed March 02, 2022
		Farrah Forke, "Wings" and "Lois & Clark" co-star, dies at 54. Forke cancer source: variety.com \| share:	31
		Thanks to the combined efforts of Wings of Rescue, Bakersfield Animal Care Center and Barcs Rescue, 25 hard-to-adopt dogs were flown to Canada where they will have a better chance of being adopted or fostered. Welcome to Woofday Wetnose Wednesday source: kget.com \| share:	215

Tue March 01, 2022
		Apple extends its longstanding rule about movies not showing bad guys using Apple products to include real-life Russia source: finance.yahoo.com \| share:	7
		Drunken late night arguments, security breaking up fights, tough typing while showing that you are carrying a keyboard, the Politics tab on a Tuesday night? Yes, my friend, this is the 2022 State of the Union address. (Live 9 PM EST) source: c-span.org \| share:	1538
		Drunken late night arguments, security breaking up fights, tough talking while showing that you are carrying a gun, a Florida bar on a Friday night? No my friend this is the Missouri Senate floor source: kansascity.com \| share:	7
		You may be unknowingly eating bugs. Or is that a feature? source: thetakeout.com \| share:	16

Mon February 28, 2022
		Today's Fark gun thread: Know your Ukrainian weapons. Because knowing is half the battle. The other half is a group of determined patriots with Molotov Cocktails and massive balls source: boingboing.net \| share:	91
		TikToker going viral for checks notes showing how to start and drive captured Russian armored vehicles source: twitter.com \| share: