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headlines found matching 'Wine'
Thu June 17, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
What is piquette wine? The 'White Claw for wine lovers'
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
What is piquette wine? The 'White Claw for wine lovers'
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Wed June 16, 2021
(Portland Press Herald)
 
 
 
As disinfectant, maybe
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(Thrillist)
 
 
 
A Finnish brewery is using goose poop to make a stout. It should still taste better than Guinness
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Tue June 15, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Tariffs on French wine and cheese have been lifted. Vive Biden, Vive Macron, Vive ma foie
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(ET Cahada)
 
 
 
At least Salma Hayek's owl didn't poop on Harry Styles head
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(NBC 10 Boston)
 
 
 
Political candidate who took part in the January 6 terror attack learns mid-interview he's been planning on running for the wrong seat
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Instead of rotting in some Federal prison this 1/6 insurrectionist wants to run for Congress
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Mon June 14, 2021
(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Hundreds of barrels of wine to be wasted due to nasty taint and taste of ash. See, this is why you gotta wash up, guys
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Hundreds of barrels of wine to be wasted due to nasty taint and taste of ash. See, this is why you gotta wash up, guys
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
"Rethinking" tequila? Remembering it can be tough enough
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(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
A store that only sells orange wine just opened in the Big Apple. Some are crying sour grapes while others believe it's the hipster cherry on top of the neighborhood
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Sun June 13, 2021
(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
The finest in beverages that make you blind
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Fri June 11, 2021
(Biography Channel)
 
 
 
Happy 52nd to the god of T*ts and Wine. Pete Dinklage too
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Robot waiter will be back to take your order, suggests you will find the Sarah Connor special to be delicious
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Wed June 09, 2021
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Stay with me on this one: A Fox News contributor said the Bidens are the "klan family" and Joe is the "imperial wizard" and we've gone to plaid
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(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
Farkers, if you know how to run a museum, the Smithsonian has the dream gig for you
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(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
Farkers, if you know how to run a museum, the Smithsonian has the dream gig for you
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(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
OK, boozer
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Tue June 08, 2021
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Chvrches thrvlled to be wvrking wvth Rvbert Smvth on thvir nvw albvm
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Sun June 06, 2021
(Fark)
 
 
 
What useless superpower do you have? Subby regularly spontaneously teleports his keys, wallets, cellphones and pens to random other parts of his home. Still more impressive than Hawkeye and Black Widow
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Fri June 04, 2021
(Stars and Stripes)
 
 
 
The US Navy will christen a new, $360m Independence class LCS on Saturday. In unrelated news, the US Navy is decommissioning two Independence class LCS to cut costs
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(Mational Day Calendar)
 
 
 
Today is also national cognac day, which also includes brandy (same family of spirits, one is just French trademark branding). Subby is on a bucket list quest to try the world's variations of brandy and cognac like kirsch and pisco, any suggestions?
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Thu June 03, 2021
(Bon Appetit)
 
 
 
Hair of the puppy that bit you
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(Bon Appetit)
 
 
 
Hair of the puppy that bit you
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Sun May 30, 2021
(Some Bird)
 
 
 
I will marry any one of you if we can register for this wine set. What else should we add to our registry?
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Sat May 29, 2021
(Austin News KXAN)
 
 
 
Because it's going to take all the alcohol to get through this year's Cowboys and Texans seasons, Texas will allow beer and wine purchases at 10 AM starting September 1
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(KPTV Portland)
 
 
 
Robots in vineyards with fricken laser beams
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Wed May 26, 2021
(Jax Daily Record)
 
 
 
Winn-Dixie rolls out upscale liquor store concept after realizing that their regular customers need to be totally smashed
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(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
The Hallmark Channel now has its own hard seltzer. The farkin' Hallmark Channel. They refuse to comment on the rumors it's the same old re-treaded Zimas with new Jolly Ranchers rotated in and out
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(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
The Hallmark Channel now has its own hard seltzer. The farkin' Hallmark Channel. They refuse to comment on the rumors it's the same old re-treaded Zimas with new Jolly Ranchers rotated in and out
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Tue May 25, 2021
(Some Drunk Guy)
 
 
 
Today is National Wine Day, so unscrew the cap on your favorite MD 20/20 flavor, or maybe some Thunderbird if you feel like splurging a bit
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(Some Drunk Guy)
 
 
 
Today is National Wine Day, so unscrew the cap on your favorite MD 20/20 flavor, or maybe some Thunderbird if you feel like splurging a bit
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Mon May 24, 2021
(Crooks & Liars)
 
 
 
You know what else is "epic", kid? Toilet wine
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Thu May 20, 2021
(Bon Appetit)
 
 
 
Farking amateur, mine's a straw
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(Bon Appetit)
 
 
 
Farking amateur, mine's a straw
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Wed May 19, 2021
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Good news, Farkers: Any alcohol consumption is bad for your brain. Oh, wait, that's bad news. Subby doesn't brain too good for some reason
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Good news, Farkers: Any alcohol consumption is bad for your brain. Oh, wait, that's bad news. Subby doesn't brain too good for some reason
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Thu May 13, 2021
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Q: Why do the Irish whiskeys always fight amongst themselves? A: Because they can't find any other worthy opponents
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Wed May 12, 2021
(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
AGAIN with the "leftover wine" myth
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Tue May 11, 2021
(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
Easy: start by trying to make an omelet and end up with scrambled eggs
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Sun May 09, 2021
(Eat This Not That)
 
 
 
Careful how you cook your beans, says Krissy Gasbarre
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Fri May 07, 2021
(Guardian)
 
 
 
"For those who remember UB40 primarily for lilting lite-reggae covers of Red Red Wine and (I Can't Help) Falling in Love With You, the fact that they were considered a grave threat to national security might seem absurd"
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Thu May 06, 2021
(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
If you don't have 10 (TEN) vinegars in your kitchen you're clearly a douche
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Wed May 05, 2021
(VinePair)
 
 
 
Counterfeit bourbon is worth a bunch of real money
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(WMBF Myrtle Beach)
 
 
 
There should be no phones allowed at the cocaine party
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Tue May 04, 2021
(AP News)
 
 
 
Wine that went to space is up for auction with a $1 million price tag. Vintners as yet won't promise you will become elastic, turn invisible, ignite, or turn into a lovable gruff orange rock pile
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Wine that went to space is up for auction with a $1 million price tag. Vintners as yet won't promise you will become elastic, turn invisible, ignite, or turn into a lovable gruff orange rock pile
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(Public Radio)
 
 
 
California's 2021 vintages likely to be very dry
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Sun May 02, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Just so you know, felines can also be snobby wine critics
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Fri April 30, 2021
(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Chicagoans and New Yorkers don't agree about who has the best pizza, except that it sure as hell isn't Florida
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Do you hate having to take long walks from the bathtub to the kitchen because you forgot your glass of wine? If so, do I have the apartment for you. And it's just $2,500 a month
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Thu April 29, 2021
(CBS Boston)
 
 
 
The non-Gabriel Genesis reunites for a world tour
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(My Northwest)
 
 
 
You were supposed to throw axes while sober?
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Wed April 28, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
A California company is looking to pay someone $120,000 a year to drink wine and they'll even cover your rent. Of course you have to live in California
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(MSN)
 
 
 
A California company is looking to pay someone $120,000 a year to drink wine and they'll even cover your rent. Of course you have to live in California
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Mon April 26, 2021
(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Governor DeWine may have lost the bootlicking republican vote
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
On this episode of "Today I Learned": Contemplate the reign of Phoenician ruler Bodashart I, who was first to tragically experience the unfortunate effects of cheap bagged wine on the digestive system
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(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
Sammiches. Mouthholes. Yummies
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(MSN)
 
 
 
We have no experience with elections and are run by a conspiracy theorist, so clearly the methods we use in auditing the election must be kept secret and not revealed to the courts, and I cannot trust the wine in front of you
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Sun April 25, 2021
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Brits will get cheaper Australian wine in new UK/AU free trade deal. And Australians will be able to buy as much Marmite as they want. So that's three jars then
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Sat April 24, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
In a Sports tab to Food tab change-of-tab-fake, the NBA's 2016-17 Most Improved Player, Trail Blazers' CJ McCollum, has created the NBA's Most Coveted Wine. It is described as having a solid free throw %, cherry notes, and a plummy fruit finish
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
In a Sports tab to Food tab change-of-tab-fake, the NBA's 2016-17 Most Improved Player, Trail Blazers' CJ McCollum, has created the NBA's Most Coveted Wine. It is described as having a solid free throw %, cherry notes, and a plummy fruit finish
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Thu April 22, 2021
(CBS 21 Harrisburg)
 
 
 
You may say that the wine is space-aged
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Wed April 21, 2021
(KTNV Las Vegas)
 
 
 
There is drunk, then there is two bottles of wine and trying to stab people at a Vegas 7-11 drunk
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
To alcohol - The cause of... and solution to... all of life's problems
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Natty Light popsicles are now available across our great land
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Tue April 20, 2021
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Food and booze prices shown to be inversely linked. We all have our priorities
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(Victoria Times Colonist)
 
 
 
British Columbia represses its granola eating lumberjack desires until Victoria Day, when gibbering swarms of Okanagan wine swillers will immolate themselves on the yowls of Ogopogo and call forth the Lich Miss Vicky, Queen of Chips. Or whatever
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Mon April 19, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Due to climate change, Canadian wine may become a big deal soon
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Sat April 17, 2021
(Eat This Not That)
 
 
 
Because if there is one thing we have learned, it's that drinking alcohol boosts our memory
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Fri April 16, 2021
(The Morning Call)
 
 
 
Top ten pandemic liquors in eastern PA, rated by cash not consumption
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(The Morning Call)
 
 
 
Top ten pandemic liquors in eastern PA, rated by cash not consumption
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Thu April 15, 2021
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Two French men get drunk. Do they a) go and eat a nice meal with some quality red wine, b) start a drunken fight in a sleazy bar or c) inject each other in the penis with cream normally used to treat hemorrhoids?
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Wed April 14, 2021
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Honest Trailers gets honest about the Oscar nominees of 2020's finest films. Can you judge wine by depression and bitterness?
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Tue April 13, 2021
(LiveJournal)
 
 
 
Photoshop this glass of wine
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Mon April 12, 2021
(Travel and Leisure)
 
 
 
This is a downtown 1 train. Next stop is 28th street. Transfer available to the speakeasy between the stairs. Expect delays in getting a reservation. Stand clear of the $17 cocktails
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Tariffs on US booze will skyrocket this summer
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Over 100 canned cocktails, hard seltzers and wines rated by Guardian experts on booze in a can. "Trashy, but kind of nice" yields 4 outta 5 shtars
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Sat April 10, 2021
(Eat This Not That)
 
 
 
Not that Subbby ever saw "leftover wine" before, but even so this wine hack sounds overly complicated
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(Eat This Not That)
 
 
 
Not that Subbby ever saw "leftover wine" before, but even so this wine hack sounds overly complicated
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(MSN)
 
Boobies
 
Let's submit another clickbait article about the side effects of drinking coffee, the admins love those. Okay, anxious... acid reflux... palpitations... and if you are a woman it... wait what?
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Fri April 09, 2021
(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
Instagram model threatens to blow up airplane after being told she needed to pay for her glass of wine
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Thu April 08, 2021
(The Cambridge Chronicle)
 
 
 
Ah, spring, when the local police have to deal with people walking into traffic while reading, file cabinets trying to cross Main Street in search of mates, children on bikes being whisked to hospitals after damaging cars, and a stuck duck
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Tue April 06, 2021
(Eat This Not That)
 
 
 
Wait, whiskey has side effects?
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Wed March 31, 2021
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
In a message even a Farker could understand is that basically drink wine and you will be fine and even see better. Grapes the power fruit. Subby tried it and his vision is blurry
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(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
BBC takes a crack at Amy Winehouse documentary
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Fri March 26, 2021
(Academic Times)
 
 
 
If Three-Buck-Chuck was Ten-Buck-Chuck, you'd like it better
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(Academic Times)
 
 
 
If Three-Buck-Chuck was Ten-Buck-Chuck, you'd like it better
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Dear Deidre, I've been having a hot lesbian relationship with my step-sister. I now want to leave my husband and run away with knowing family holiday dinners will never be the same
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Wed March 24, 2021
(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
"This wine has amazing character. Is this from your cellar?" "Not exactly, no"
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
"This wine has amazing character. Is this from your cellar?" "Not exactly, no"
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(CBS 21 Harrisburg)
 
 
 
This wine was truly out of this world
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Tue March 23, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Just stick with bourbon, neat, and never worry again
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(Times of Israel)
 
 
 
Israelis go to the polls for the fourth time in two years to choose between Bibi, not-Bibi, not-Bibi or not-Bibi... again. Fark it, I'm getting an early start on on my four cups of Passover wine
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Mon March 22, 2021
(Food.com)
 
 
 
Sunday night dinner winner, presented for your consumption
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
On this date in 1933 a dark stain appeared on the FDR presidency. Endorsement of three-two beer
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Fri March 19, 2021
(CBS 58 Milwaukee)
 
 
 
Bacon. Makes a lot of things better. Wine is a stretch. But firearm, cocaine, and pot usage?
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Thu March 18, 2021
(Fark)
 
 
 
There's something so satisfying about spraying WD-40 on a squeaky hinge. What simple acts give you the 'feel goods'?
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(AP News)
 
 
 
After all the prodigious coke, sex, wine, pooping, drama, etc. Johnny Depp's lawyers want his 'wife beater' conviction overturned, arguing Amber Heard didn't donate all of her $7mil divorce settlement to charity as she claimed. The Aristocrats
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Article: This diet will protect you from Covid. Also article: 40% of Americans are already on this diet
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Wed March 17, 2021
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Hey look, it's Wednesday and we could all use some midweek respite, so here's a charming little (HUGE) family recreating Weird Al's "The Biggest Ball of Twine in Minnesota" song, line for line
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Mon March 15, 2021
(CBS Pittsburgh)
 
 
 
FirstEnergy/Ohio legislature scandal welcomes Gov. DeWine to the FBI investigation
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Dear Miss Manners: I was eating at a buffet and someone told a funny joke, which caused me to spray red wine on the food. People who eat at buffets deserve this, right?
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Sun March 14, 2021
(Pix11)
 
 
 
Thanks to COVID, getting tanked in a pedicab may soon be legal
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Final Judgement at Paris. Steven Spurrier, Brit who championed California wines in the 1970's, passes. Quite the Bottle Shock
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Fri March 12, 2021
(Travel and Leisure)
 
 
 
Farkers, THIS IS WHAT WE'VE BEEN TRAINING FOR
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(Travel and Leisure)
 
 
 
Farkers, THIS IS WHAT WE'VE BEEN TRAINING FOR
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Thu March 11, 2021
(Task and Purpose)
 
 
 
"On the palette, this is full-bodied with medium-plus acidity. It is super-ripe, super-rich and super-round and textured." are sommelier tasting notes from A) Fresh Sangria B) an IPA or C) Monster Mango Loco
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(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
HRLM Champagne pops the cork and should be trotting the globe soon
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(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
HRLM Champagne pops the cork and should be trotting the globe soon
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(Google)
 
 
 
What did the grape say when it got crushed? Nothing, it just let out a little wine. It's your Bad Joke Thursday thread
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Fri March 05, 2021
(Epicurious)
 
 
 
Using spaghetti sauce from a jar. You are doing it wrong. Come on folks marinara sauce is easy enough to begin with
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Wed March 03, 2021
(The Drinks Business)
 
 
 
It is difficult to safeguard beer you are aging underwater in the wreck of a Soviet-era ship
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Tue March 02, 2021
(Cheezburger)
 
 
 
Coworker Pitches Fit Over Son Being Served Red Wine Pasta Sauce
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(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
Dear workplace coach: Our employees are drinking while working from home. What can we do to eliminate their last coping mechanism and destroy any shred of happiness?
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(Bon Appetit)
 
 
 
Meet Mamajuana, the Dominican cocktail that gets both easier and harder to pronounce the more you drink
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(Travel and Leisure)
 
 
 
"From the first espresso to the final digestivo, the Italian day is infused with intricate rules around how, when, why, and with whom you share meals and imbibe with on fine wine"
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Mon March 01, 2021
(KEZI Eugene)
 
 
 
"We should have the right to go out and have a beer and not be charged an outrageous amount," says bartender. "Let's keep it to egregious, shall we?"
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Sun February 28, 2021
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Man finds exact location of infamous Windows XP background. Still no explanation for the BSOD
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(Gear Patrol)
 
 
 
Trying to find another way to get craft-drink drunk during the pandemic? Experts suggest makgeolli, Korea's milky-looking rice wine, as the next big thing: "Luckily hazy is hot right now"
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Thu February 25, 2021
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Sittin' in the stand of the sports arena, waiting for the show to begin Red lights, green lights, strawberry wine A good friend of mine follows the stars Venus and Mars are alright tonight in the MSNBC thread at 7PM Eastern
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Wed February 24, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Oops, forgot to open up that great bottle of wine so it can breathe before service? Just toss it in the blender. And hey, at this point you may as well add a banana and some ice cubes
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Oops, forgot to open up that great bottle of wine so it can breathe before service? Just toss it in the blender. And hey, at this point you may as well add a banana and some ice cubes
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(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
Faking designer handbags, watches, etc., sure. But Yellow Tail wine?
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Tue February 23, 2021
(Sad and Useless)
 
 
 
Welcome to the Fark Fitness club. Did we all bring our mats & liquor for "Drunk Yoga"?
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Fri February 19, 2021
(WWE)
 
 
 
It's the "go home" show before Sunday's Elimination Chamber: Cesaro, Daniel Bryan & K.O. vs Jey, Sami & Corbin. Will Bianca & Sasha force Reginald to pick them a good wine to watch this with? What is Kalisto doing? Find out starting at 8 PM ET on FOX
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Thu February 18, 2021
(National Post)
 
 
 
7-Eleven plans to sell beer and wine. For in-store consumption. I'll have the table next to the hot dogs
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(Salon)
 
 
 
You had me at "chocolate sandwich"
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Wed February 17, 2021
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Graham would tell McConnell the GOP won't get control of the Senate without Trump. And we already know it couldn't keep control of the Senate with Trump. So clearly, I cannot trust the wine in front of you
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(WSVN Miami)
 
 
 
Good: Restaurant 'to go' alcohol sales could become permanent. Uh oh: In Florida
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