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Mon May 23, 2022
(GamesRadar)
 
 
 
Less likely gene splice your DNA with monstrous results it's the Fark Monday Movie Rewind. A thread to discuss the movies/TV we've seen this past week. What have you been watching? LGT Chimeras in Movies. What did they miss? Which did you like?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Britons warned that, with stifling heatwave of temps in the 70s ending, "unsettled' conditions will occur this week -- rain and strong winds, fuelled by a strengthening jet stream. Lawn chairs at risk again
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Land yacht takes aim at speed record, gets better mileage than a Prius
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Sun May 22, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Maybe you shouldn't park under the overpass
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(Task and Purpose)
 
 
 
So you diverted your very expensive, taxpayer owned C-130 cargo plane into Martha's Vineyard to pick up your motorcycle? That's a grounding
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(Formula 1)
 
 
 
Leclerc has the pole with Verstappen alongside after gremlins continue to cause problem for Red Bull, Sainz goes of third with Russell alongside. Forecast is pleasant with light winds. This is your Spanish Grand Prix at 9am ET on ESPN2
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Sat May 21, 2022
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Neo-nazis attempt to start farm community, wind up in prison
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Home runs are down this year, you say? Wrigley says hold my cup snake
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Fri May 20, 2022
(The Spun)
 
 
 
Peter Schrager thought it was worth a shot to mention that Steve McNair is the most underrated quarterback of all-time
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
What's an ice shove? This is an ice shove
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
What's an ice shove? This is an ice shove
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Thu May 19, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
On a dark Dublin backstreet / Cool wind in their hair/ A hub of Russian finance quietly goes nowhere
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Hot air balloon pilot goes overboard mid-flight with tourists onboard. Panicking passengers forced to crash-land it, change underwear
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Hot air balloon pilot goes overboard mid-flight with tourists onboard. Panicking passengers forced to crash-land it, change underwear
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(HotHardware)
 
 
 
I may be going to hell in a windowless self driving bucket but at least I'm enjoying the VR
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(The Weather Channel)
 
Boobies
 
Closed captioning fail
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Wed May 18, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The 2022 Atlantic Hurricane season may be partying like it's 2005
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The 2022 Atlantic Hurricane season may be partying like it's 2005
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(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
Welcome to car sickness hell if you chose to go down this winding mountain road in China with 600 hairpin turns
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Republicans may cause a constitutional crisis in 2024 after chosing their extremist candidate for Pennsylvania governor
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Tue May 17, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Retired Russian colonel gives damning assessment of Russia's war in Ukraine on state TV, should stay away from open windows, underwear, and drinking tea for the foreseeable future
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(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
How bad is the infrastructure in Detroit? It's so bad that a man fell 15 feet through a footbridge and onto the Lodge Freeway (with vertigo-inducing footbridge hole picture included)
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Mon May 16, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Less likely to beckon you to the gates of Valhalla it's the Fark Monday Movie Rewind. A thread to discuss the movies/TV we've seen this past week. What have you been watching? LGT Viking Movies. What did they miss? Which did you like?
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(Futurism)
 
 
 
When $50 million doesn't even get you a window seat
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(NBC 10 Boston)
 
 
 
If you tried to lure some kids into your windowless white van this weekend, Hanson Police would like you to have a seat over there so they can Mmm Bopp you
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Sun May 15, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Lock yourself out of the cockpit? No problem, just go in through the window
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Sat May 14, 2022
(Fark)
 
 
 
Photoshop these steamy windows
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Fri May 13, 2022
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Russia to unplug Finland
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(Awful Announcing)
 
 
 
Fartgate
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(EuroNews)
 
 
 
721 metre long nope opens in Czechia
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(LAD Bible)
 
 
 
Vogue Magazine threatens to sue 200-year-old pub in the UK for daring to have the name of the village where it's located in its name
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(NOAA)
 
 
 
GOES-18 takes its first full images of Earth and other goodies. Images seem to show that the Earth is round -- or at least that is what Big Weather wants you to believe for Reasons™
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Thu May 12, 2022
(NOAA)
 
 
 
It's not every year you see a PDS(Particularly Dangerous Situation) Severe Thunderstorm Watch. Derecho just blew through Sioux Falls, SD with 100+ mph winds
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
On Tuesday afternoon the temperature dropped 30 degrees in 10 minutes in Traverse City, while subby fetches his sweater, here's an article with the science
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Tue May 10, 2022
(Bring Me the News)
 
 
 
Split Rock Lighthouse acquires new split tree attraction
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Add clear air lightning to list of state's fatal attractions. (w/video explosion goodness)
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Add clear air lightning to list of state's fatal attractions. (w/video explosion goodness)
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Of my friend, I can only say this. Of all the souls I have encountered in my travels, his was the most human. Okay, y'all hold my Romulan ale and watch this
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Mon May 09, 2022
(KTAR Phoenix)
 
 
 
It's so hot even the desert is on fire
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
"Hey, we left it on the charger overnight, but we still couldn't jump it in the morning"
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Renewable energy will be the death of us all, says fossil-fuel propaganda outlet
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(Space.com)
 
 
 
Less likely to suck you into the vacuum of the unknown it's the Fark Monday Movie Rewind. A thread to discuss the movies/TV we've seen this past week. What have you been watching? LGT Space Documentaries. What did they miss? Which were interesting?
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Sun May 08, 2022
(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
There are crimes so horrible that the punishment cannot be envisioned due to the madness you would suffer from the eldritch horror that would emerge from it. This is one of those crimes
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Thu May 05, 2022
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
WDW continues work to make EPCOT less boring with Guardians of the Galaxy: Cosmic Rewind ride
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(Some Limp Elf)
 
 
 
Ben Shapiro calls on Supreme Court to "unwind" same-sex marriage next. No-sex marriages like Shapiro's apparently still okay
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Wed May 04, 2022
(KBZK Bozeman)
 
 
 
Montana ranchers left clutching at straws after being swindled by Canadian hay scammers
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(Quora)
 
 
 
Did you ever wonder why wind turbines have three blades?
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(Dutch News)
 
 
 
'The Dutch have a bedroom window open for fresh air, even in winter,' says Japanese expat who has apparently never heard of a Dutch oven
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Tue May 03, 2022
(The Moscow Times)
 
 
 
Warehouse storing Russian schoolbooks that mention Ukraine falls out of its own window
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The ships are four years late, £300 million over budget, the government has lost contract paperwork and the windows are painted onto the bridge to make it look nearer completion
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Mon May 02, 2022
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
The royal Corgis are not amused to hear an uninvited imposter spent the night at Windsor Castle barracks. Death to the ankles and below
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(Screen Rant)
 
 
 
Almost as absurd as big bodied/tiny headed reptilian Goombas it's the Fark Monday Movie Rewind. A thread to discuss the movies/TV seen this past week. What have you been watching? LGT Terrible Video Game Movies. Which are the worst/guilty pleasures?
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(Game Rant)
 
 
 
For some it was a wax museum adventure, for others, it was a glorious storyline in an alien fantasy world. The Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind, turns 20. Grab some skooma, kick it with Caius Cosades and reminisce under sun and sky, outlander
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Sat April 30, 2022
(NHL)
 
 
 
It's NHL Playoff time for the hockey fans starting Monday and that means its also Bracket Challenge™ time. As always short window to sign up - ends before 1st pucks Monday, so get on it hockey fans and LETS DO THAT BRACKET CHALLENGE
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Fallout isn't a game, it's a recycling simulator
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Thu April 28, 2022
(The Register)
 
 
 
Microsoft removes feature that delays boot time in Windows 11 by roughly 1.5 trips to the gym, but only if you're a POS
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(Google)
 
 
 
My favorite allergy song is "Blowin' in the Wind" by Peter, Pollen Mary. It's your Bad Joke Thursday Thread
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(KTUL Tulsa)
 
 
 
Woman on LDS Planet swindled out of $1M. If only she had watched the 1997 film Starship Troopers, then she would have known not to be on LDS Planet
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Wed April 27, 2022
(Axios)
 
 
 
Giving drivers a reason to look up from their phones and out the window, or even the windshield, leads to fewer dead pedestrians
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(WKRN Nashville)
 
 
 
Guy who liked to cosplay being a Homeland Security agent winds up behind bars after the neighbors shoot his federal K-9, who was being cosplayed by a fox
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Tue April 26, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
This is the hardest hit to saxophonists since the ascension of Kenny G and death of Bleeding Gums Murphy
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Tax lawyer: Sorry Gov. DeSantis, Florida is barred by contractual obligations from unwinding Disney's Reedy Creek Improvement District. At least until 2029, anyway
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Mon April 25, 2022
(MSN)
 
 
 
Less likely to contain ominous banjo playing than a Cahulawassee River boat trip it's the Fark Monday Movie Rewind. A thread to discuss the movies/TV we've seen this past week. What have you been watching? LGT River Movies. What are your favorites?
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(Screen Rant)
 
 
 
Britain's ITV removes Spider-Man's casual homophobia to Macho Man Randy Savage. Post your favorite 'Slim Jim' cracks to the right
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Sun April 24, 2022
(WKOW Madison)
 
 
 
When your neighbor got three million problems and a dead chicken is every single one of them
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(NPR)
 
 
 
It's like "The Day The Earth Caught Fire", but without the nuclear bombs as the cause of and the solution to all of life's problems
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Wildfires sweep through New Mexico because they forgot to rake the forests again
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Sat April 23, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Russia reports that 1 person was killed and 27 are missing after missiles caused minor damage to the Moskva. The other 396 are perfectly safe, and will you please stop asking, I have a terrible fear of elevator shafts and 3rd story windows
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Fri April 22, 2022
(Flickr)
 
 
 
Photoshop this window sill
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Thu April 21, 2022
(NPR)
 
 
 
Study shows that almost 140 million Americans live in an area with poor air quality, which presumably means downwind from a Taco Bell, Chipotle, or aging hippy commune
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Wed April 20, 2022
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
The stakes are real in Bartertown 2.0
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Crapped out, yawning longing my life away. I'll never worry, why should I? It's all gonna fade. Now I sit by my window and I watch the cars. I fear I'll do some damage one fine day, but I would not be convicted by a jury of the 7 p.m. ET MSNBC thread
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(My Modern Metropolis)
 
 
 
You too could be a grate arteest
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Tue April 19, 2022
(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
A lot of people have covered Bob Dylan songs. Here are the best ones. This list shall be released onto all of you
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(The Register)
 
 
 
Okay, it's official.... More people are still running Windows XP than Windows 11
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
But, now how many residents have windmill cancer?
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Mon April 18, 2022
(Mid Hudson News)
 
 
 
Not news: heavy snow could cause electrical service disruptions in the Catskills. Fark:On April 18th
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(Screen Rant)
 
 
 
Less likely to end without completing the story it's the Fark Monday Movie Rewind. A thread to discuss the movies/TV we've seen this past week. What have you been watching? LGT Cliffhanger Ending Movies w/ no sequel. Which do you wish got to finish?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Watch $200,000 hit a pole
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Sat April 16, 2022
(Some Eel Guy)
 
 
 
First you couldn't afford to fill up your car with gas. Now you can't afford to fill up your hovercraft with eels
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(First Coast News)
 
 
 
Georgia man's stockpile of Tab cola is dwindling
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Fri April 15, 2022
(USA Today)
 
 
 
On March 29th 2022 wind power produced more electricity than both coal and nuclear energy for the first time ever in U.S. history
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
On March 29th 2022 wind power produced more electricity than both coal and nuclear energy for the first time ever in U.S. history
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Thu April 14, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
"God's going to help us through all this" claims woman after God smote her home off the face of the earth
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(Streamable)
 
 
 
Let us revel in another erroneous John Sterling home run call, as well as another Yankee loss and their entitled fans' lemming-like stampede to the window ledges
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Wed April 13, 2022
(KRTV Great Falls)
 
 
 
Pony Montana gets three feet of snow. This is not a repeat from that one shot in Scarface
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Tue April 12, 2022
(Some Dev Guy)
 
 
 
Not News: Atlassian provides business critical services and enters routine maintenance window. News: During maintenance Atlassian had an oopsie. Service will return soon. Fark: It's been a week and service is still down
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Mon April 11, 2022
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Failed lawyer John Eastman continues to tilt at the "decertification" windmill. "Wait, even now?" Yes. Right now
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Manhattan's newest skyscraper, the Steinway Tower, a.k.a. the Coffee Stirrer, the latest residential tower that sways when it's breezy. You pay extra for the sway
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Less likely to recruit unqualified candidates to save the Earth it's the Fark Monday Movie Rewind. A thread to discuss the movies/TV we've seen this past week. What have you been watching? LGT Disaster Films. What are your favs? Which are the worst?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Opening Windows gets rid of viruses
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Sun April 10, 2022
(Vice)
 
 
 
For first time in YouTube history, complete VHS video of internal launch event for Windows 95 uploaded. Come for Leno's and Bill's hacky O.J. and Microsoft jokes, stay for the Nineties-tastic pleated khakis
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Sat April 09, 2022
(Florida Today)
 
 
 
Shall we get some melted butter at least?
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Fri April 08, 2022
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
"Machynlleth" is my favorite album by Lamblifter
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
"Machynlleth" is my favorite album by Lamblifter
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Thu April 07, 2022
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
The UK wastes no time, maps out a glowing new energy strategy
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Wed April 06, 2022
(NPR)
 
 
 
Why does this wind energy company hate the farking eagles, man?
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Wanting freebie tree removal, neighbor advertises online and offers free wood if job is done. "Someone accepted, came by on Monday, and started doing the work despite the windy conditions." Hilarity ensues
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Tue April 05, 2022
(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
Missed the airport by that much
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Mon April 04, 2022
(AutoEvolution)
 
 
 
"Liquid wind" is not something you get after a three-burrito night
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Less likely to be made of people than Soylent Green it's the Fark Monday Movie Rewind. A thread to discuss the movies/TV we've seen this past week. What have you been watching? LGT Cannibalism Movies. What are your favs? Which ones did they miss?
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Sound travels much slower on Mars than on Earth. This is bad news for Bezos and Musk and pretty much no one else
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Sun April 03, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Hector the Convector says hooroo till springtime
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Sat April 02, 2022
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Meteorologist phones kids on-air, warns them of tornado. Update: His own kids
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Fri April 01, 2022
(Science Alert)
 
 
 
Sand dunes in Qatar trap air moisture and channel it downwards. Imperial planetologist Pardot Kynes says I told you so
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(Kansas City)
 
 
 
Tell me if you've heard this one before: Watchdog agency does an ethics review, GOP gets wind of it and how sweeping it is, GOP tries to fire watchdog
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Dear Quentin, I recently paid $3,000 for new windows. When the salesman came by to collect the payment and see that the job was completed, he handed me his payment device. There were "15%, 20% or other" tipping options across the top
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Thu March 31, 2022
(The Ringer)
 
 
 
Yeah, but can he take a bar stool over the head and get thrown out a window?
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(AP News)
 
 
 
If COVID winds down as we all hope, the US healthcare system may crash. It seems the US will only fund healthcare if hundreds of thousands of people are dying
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(Lubbock Online)
 
 
 
San Angelo police chief found guilty of receiving kick backs via... his Earth, Wind, and Fire cover band
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Wed March 30, 2022
(WSMV Nashville)
 
 
 
Wind damages NOAA radio transmitter. That blows
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Drunk, naked and combative is no way to go through life, private jet interloper
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Tue March 29, 2022
(KTUL Tulsa)
 
 
 
When nursing homes weren't accepting visitors because of COVID-19, Annie Rose still showed up at nursing homes and greeted everyone outside the windows instead. Now, she will be providing a Hoppy Easter. Happy Woofday, Annie Rose
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(Some Chicken)
 
 
 
I swear on my life, I thought chickens could fly
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Good News, Everyone. If you used TurboTax in the past few years, you probably have a $0.0013 check in your future. Please consult your financial adviser to invest this windfall
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
We're all gonna get some weather this week
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Welcome to the Windy City where the Blackhawks blow
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Mon March 28, 2022
(NPR)
 
 
 
Renewable energy projects are being blocked nationwide thanks to lies and misinformation spread and enabled by social media and corrupt politicians
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(IFL Science)
 
 
 
███ █████ █████ Releases classified military UFO report seen by ████████
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(Insider)
 
 
 
Unlikely to submit to test audience pressure it's the Fark Monday Movie Rewind. A thread to discuss the movies/TV we've seen this past week. What have you been watching? LGT Movies With Multiple Endings. Which ones did they miss?
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Sat March 26, 2022
(SFGate)
 
 
 
California's Department of Water Resources is worried about shrinkage; just stay out of the pool
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Someone found a Easter egg in Windows 1.0 that has been hidden for 37 years, and of course Gabe Newell makes a cameo
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Fri March 25, 2022
(Noise 11)
 
 
 
That's all
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(Irish Independent)
 
 
 
After taking magic truffles "to relax" father winds up threatening to kill his small sons who he thinks are possessed by ghosts. Spoilsport neighbour calls the cops instead of Ghostbusters
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Thu March 24, 2022
(Tampa Bay Times)
 
 
 
Guy in Florida broke into a large music store by climbing through a window near the roof, then fell 3 stories into a guitar display. He used an amp to break the front door and escape, but left blood everywhere which cops matched to his DNA
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Wed March 23, 2022
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
"National Weather Service cancels statewide tornado drill due to severe weather"
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Tue March 22, 2022
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
My friend Bob Sacamano fought for the Russian army. Now he's sitting around in a chair by a window going "My name is Bob"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
This is not a test. This is your EBS announcing the commencement of the Russian purge sanctioned by Vladimir Putin. Commencing at the siren house arrests, polonium tea parties, and window drops will be legal until morale improves
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Good news, everybody. George R. R. Martin has completed a new blog post about Elden Ring, so I'm sure he'll be picking Winds of Winter back up again any moment now to get it finished. Aaaaaaany moment now. Just gotta wait a little bit longer
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(Huffington Post)
 
Hero
 
Is it dusty in here? Seven-year-old girl with balls of steel
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Today would have been Marcel Marceau's 99th birthday. He fought, wind, walls, real Nazis and saved a Mel Brooks movie. No words
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Run Auntie Em, RUN
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Mon March 21, 2022
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
The good news is your butt is still in 2nd place
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Windfall profits tax? Do you want "Malaise Forever"?
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
When is a window not a window? When it's ajar. Discussion to the right if Fark thinks stained glass windows from a cafe are windows or art
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Almost as exciting as seeing a film on the Big Screen it's the Fark Monday Movie Rewind. A thread to discuss the movies/TV we've seen this past week. What have you been watching? LGT Movies Meant To Be Seen In The Theater. What are your favorites?
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Fri March 18, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Tornado chaser dies at 53 years old, cause of death not revealed, but maybe she caught one
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
"Many reported that warning lights and alarms would go off, the driver's side windows would roll down and the SUVs would suddenly brake while in traffic." Ordinarily you don't see that kind of behavior, even in SUV drivers
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Wed March 16, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Øøps
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
International intelligence community's favorite parlor game: how to kill Putin. Ice axe, a la Trotsky? Use his own methods, like polonium herbal tea or an open window? Go full Rasputin with bullets, cyanide, blunt force and drowning? All good options
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Democratic Senator tries to explain the obscene greed behind oil company's windfall profits using Post-It notes instead of Twinkies. That's a big stack of Post-It notes
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Tue March 15, 2022
(Bleeping Computer)
 
 
 
If you're still waiting for another reason to try Windows 11, how about ads in Explorer?
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Mon March 14, 2022
(NYPost)
 
 
 
There once was a ferry summer reservation window in Nantucket, but UPS forgot and the ferry says suck it, we can't make more room, even if summer goes boom, so take this here chicken and cross the road or something
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Aaaaaaaaaannnnnd...here come the giant Texas red-headed centipedes
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Better than being sick in bed it's the Fark Monday Movie Rewind. A thread to discuss the movies/TV we've seen this past week. What have you been watching? LGT Sick Day Movies. What are your favorites?
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Sat March 12, 2022
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
George R.R. Martin wants those of you waiting for Winds of Winter to get a life
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Fri March 11, 2022
(The US Sun)
 
 
 
Winter storm set to bring tornado threat, bomb-ass cyclones, forceful winds across several southern states this weekend. Nice knowin' ya, Texas
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Thu March 10, 2022
(CTV News)
 
 
 
A look at the Canadian Conservative clown car so far: A self loathing bigot, an anti-vax has been, three people you've never heard of, a Liberal/Conservative windsock, the guy with the hot wife, a sexual predator, and Skippy
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
When asked for his take on Ukraine, TFG can't help but tilt at windmills
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Wind farm is nothing but hot air
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Wed March 09, 2022
(ABC News)
 
 
 
New York City man needs to be rescued while attempting 12,000-foot Arizona mountain in winter. Twice in two days
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Tue March 08, 2022
(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
If we lived in more normal times, Fox News would be able to generate at least two weeks of solid fearmongering off this
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(Science Daily)
 
 
 
Electric Truck Hydropower is also the name of my country metal sea shanty band
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Mon March 07, 2022
(MSN)
 
 
 
"Largest cryptocurrencies fall as Polkadot declines." Red flag starched in the wind #567,456: there's a crypto named "Polkadot"
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(Screen Rant)
 
 
 
Less dangerous than living in a coastal city besieged by amphibious kaiju it's the Fark Monday Movie Rewind. A thread to discuss the movies/TV we've seen this past week. What have you been watching? LGT Giant Monster Movies. What are your favorites?
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Sun March 06, 2022
(New Delhi TV)
 
 
 
Massive cyberattack, suspected to be a Russian offensive, hits France and Germany, knocking thousands in Europe off the Internet and shutting down 5,800 wind turbines in Germany, taking 11 gigawatts off the grid. Does this invoke Article 5?
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Fri March 04, 2022
(BroBible)
 
Hero
 
Watch pro surfer Mason Barnes surf a 100' wave in Nazaré, Portugal
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Wed March 02, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Hallelujah, it's raining gems
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Hallelujah, it's raining gems
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Tue March 01, 2022
(Straits Times)
 
 
 
Driver shells out for big repair bill after mysterious watermelon fell from sky onto his car, denting windshield and leaving melon bits on body. Gallagher unavailable for comment
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Mon February 28, 2022
(ABC News)
 
 
 
China demands US take action to improve ties, possibly by learning how to tie a proper Full Windsor
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(AP News)
 
 
 
1A) Just because he gets to stick his head out the window doesn't mean you should
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(Screen Rant)
 
 
 
Less irritating than endlessly waking up to Sonny & Cher's 'I Got You Babe' it's the Fark Monday Movie Rewind. A thread to discuss the movies/TV we've seen this past week. What have you been watching? LGT Time Loop Movies. What are your favorites?
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Sun February 27, 2022
(Atlas Obscura)
 
 
 
With 953 windows, India's Palace of Winds may be the most beautiful screened porch in the world. This is not to be confused with the Porcelain of Winds located in Subby's bathroom
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Fri February 25, 2022
(Austin Statesman)
 
 
 
The city of Austin just experienced a plunge only an amusement park ride could appreciate
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Thu February 24, 2022
(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
In the latest edition of "Just Another Day In Florida," a crocodilian breaks out the window of a van while it's transporting gators and escapes in St. Augustine
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Wed February 23, 2022
(Fox News)
 
 
 
While Miss Alabama found joy in the outdoors, she found blunt force trauma and death out of a third-floor window in Miami according to the Miami-Dade Medical Examiner
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Trump's rape accuser: I don't want that lying windbag to sit for a deposition, I just want a sample of his DNA
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Tue February 22, 2022
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Library reads Communist Manifesto aloud. .. Nazis bang on doors and windows, yell racial slurs to disrupt reading
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Think resetting your Windows 10 or 11 computer gets rid of your data. Think again, and thanks for the personal info
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(Fox11 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Party bus chase in LA. Needs drunk party girls squee-ing out window as cops pursue
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Slack is down. Subby just blinked, rubbed his eyes and looked out the window for the first time in months. Is it... is it Christmas?
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Mon February 21, 2022
(Screen Rant)
 
 
 
Less likely to drive a wooden stake through a vampire than Abe Lincoln it's the Fark Monday Movie Rewind. A thread to discuss the movies/TV seen this past week. What have you been watching? LGT President Films. What are your favs, real or fiction?
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(KBZK Bozeman)
 
 
 
Avalanche kills biker; confused Hells Angels vow retaliation once they find some snowshoes
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Sun February 20, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Inside the electronic brain of the AI that evidently writes CNN's headlines: "OK, machine, we seem to have good success generating outrage clicks when we use the words 'millions of Americans will be forced to"
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Sat February 19, 2022
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Storm hits Texas: power prices go through the roof. Storm hits Western Europe: power prices drop dramatically because wind turbines are producing twice as much power as usual
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(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
Nor do the wind, the sun or the rain
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My wife got thrown off our HOA board for being racist. But she's not really that racist and I want to get her back on the board. How do I do that?"
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Breaking: Man drinks cup of tea on a windy day
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Breaking: Man drinks cup of tea on a windy day
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
If you bought a Toyota Land Cruiser the last year it was available, congrats: it's now worth $20-$30K over its $90K MSRP
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(New Japan Pro-Wrestling)
 
 
 
Will SANADA finally win his 1st singles title in NJPW? Can Goto & YOSHI-HASHI hold on to the IWGP Heavyweight Tag Team titles? Who will leave Sapporo as the IWGP Jr. Tag Team Champs? NYGS winds down @ 3AM ET on NJPWWorld.com, the King of Sports
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Fri February 18, 2022
(AP News)
 
 
 
Harry Windsor's private security team has "jurisdiction" and "access to intelligence" here in the USA but not in the UK
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
That sound you heard was businesses across the countries closing their Windows
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Blimey, Eunice: "High wind speeds is what make wind storms intense"
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
No witty headline, just some dude live-streaming planes trying to land at Heathrow amidst insane wind
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Thu February 17, 2022
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Terrifying moment Storm Dudley sends a monster wave smashing through ferry window in Germany
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(KSL Salt Lake City)
 
Hero
 
Blue Skies and Tail Winds for you, Berlin Candy Bomber
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Mon February 14, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
In the near future you'll be able to charge up your ship at the nearest offshore windmill. The future is pretty damn cool
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(TimeOut)
 
 
 
Less likely to chew you up and spit you out than the City of Angels it's the Fark Monday Movie Rewind. A thread to discuss the Movies/TV we've seen this past week. What have you been watching? LGT Movies set in Los Angeles. Your picks?
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Sun February 13, 2022
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Because reasons. FU pay me
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Sat February 12, 2022
(Vox)
 
 
 
How long does it take y'all to read a book?
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(Atlas Obscura)
 
 
 
Why Vermont has installed witch windows. Which windows? I just told you witch windows. That's why I'm trying to find out
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(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
In shocking development in Windsor, Ontario, police have actually started enforcing the rule of law on white folks. Even some with Confederate battle flags
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Fri February 11, 2022
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Two AZ police officers charged with stealing tens of thousands of dollars from the local police union, apparently that whole "thin blue line" thing goes RIGHT out the window when you steal from other cops
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(Epic Games)
 
 
 
Less confusing than the Donut Ghost House in Super Mario World it's the Friday Fark Gaming Thread. LGT Windbound free at Epic. What have you been playing this week? Side note: favourite strategy games? They can be turn-based, RTS, 4X, etc. Tell us
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Zillow's cutting its workforce by 25% in 2022 if you believe the zestimate
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Thu February 10, 2022
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
In the annals of science history, there is surely room for Britain's great balloon ride of 1864
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
In the annals of science history, there is surely room for Britain's great balloon ride of 1864
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Wed February 09, 2022
(We Are Central PA)
 
 
 
Police pull over car because of tinted windows. Inside of a hidden compartment in the passenger side door was a handgun they discovered was stolen out of Georgia, as well as several oxycodone pills and paraphernalia. The gun is reported to be OK
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Mon February 07, 2022
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Randy Rainbow's finally back with his latest on this dark, winding runaway train of misinformation on immunization. The costumes, the singing make the agonizing wait all worth it
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(Ultimate Classic Rock)
 
 
 
Less likely to put you on Double Secret Probation than Dean Wormer it's the Fark Monday Movie Rewind. A thread to discuss the Movies/TV we've seen this past week. What have you been watching? LGT Comedies that couldn't be made today. Your picks?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Federal agents shut down Ohio elder care program
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Fri February 04, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Clark Gable's Home Museum will celebrate his birthday in person with "no mask" option. They must not give a damn
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Thu February 03, 2022
(Kare11)
 
 
 
United States men's national soccer team broke a record on Wednesday night, playing in -15 wind chill
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(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
When you introduce your highly anticipated sci-fi action adventure series with a scene that has a character give their backstory in a long-winded speech, that's not a good sign
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
With PC component shortages hindering production of new laptops, builders want you to know they are prioritizing Windows laptops because Microsoft customers are spendier than cheap-ass Chromebook users
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Wed February 02, 2022
(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
The 25 worst blockbusters of all time. Why yes, Tim Burton and J.J. Abrams make multiple appearances on the list
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
One side says it's pouring rain out, the other side says it's sunny, but we're not going to stick our hands out the window and tell you who's lying: Minimum Wage Edition
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Tue February 01, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Premier League transfer window turned out to be a big pain in the Arsenal
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(Haggard Hawks)
 
 
 
Behold the majestic farkwind [possibly NSFW language]
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Mon January 31, 2022
(PC Magazine)
 
 
 
In 2022 it takes a mere 8 hours online to update Windows. Mastodons in tar pits died faster than that
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(GamesRadar)
 
 
 
Less likely to make you purchase a ludicrously impractical sports car than being middle-age it's the Fark Monday Movie Rewind. A thread to discuss the Movies/TV seen this past week. What have you been watching? LGT Mid-Life Crisis Movies. Your picks?
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(KOIN Portland)
 
 
 
"Folks, the surface above treeline is wind-scoured chicken heads, dinner plates and hard frozen sun cups"
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Sun January 30, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Northeast Nor'easter
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Sat January 29, 2022
(WAAY TV)
 
 
 
F this Alabama town in particular
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(WAAY TV)
 
 
 
F this Alabama town in particular
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Fri January 28, 2022
(Axios)
 
 
 
Bomb cyclone returns to cause havoc
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Thu January 27, 2022
(Eater)
 
 
 
Hotly anticipated cookbook sets up titanic sales expectations which go unrealized when entire print run winds up at bottom of the Atlantic
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(WGAL 8)
 
 
 
Bald eagle smashes into plate glass window, leaves before entering concussion protocol
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Wed January 26, 2022
(Barron's)
 
 
 
Global warming will create opportunities for us to mine the comet coming straight for us
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(CBS Boston)
 
 
 
Another weekend, another major snowstorm coming. One would think it was January or something
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
For sale by owner: Menacing steel barn with soundproof, windowless walls. Perfect for your next dungeon or fluxus concert hall. No bed, no bath, 10 waterboards. Offers accepted only in Lithuanian
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Tue January 25, 2022
(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
While taking her dog for a walk, a woman witnessed a 'ghost swing' seemingly moving on its own. Before you blame the wind, watch the video. It's clearly the work of, you guessed it, ALIENS
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(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Donald J. Quixote literally tilts against windmills
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Mon January 24, 2022
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Small balls appear on the beach. It was cold, I swear
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
When you've got a cruise ship the size of a small city, you're going to come across a dead body from time to time
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
And now, a list of handy-dandy hacks to help Florida Man get ice off of his car's windshield, although surprisingly list fails to mentions flamethrowers, napalm, alligators, or just running the defroster for a bit
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(Ranker)
 
 
 
Almost as fun as a Barbershop Quartet from Skokie Illinois it's the Fark Monday Movie Rewind. A thread to discuss the Movies/TV seen this past week. What have you been watching? LGT Films We Wish We Could See Again For The First Time. Your picks?
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Sun January 23, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Beckys are now dying instantly from snorting toads. Please don't wind up like Becky
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