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Sat August 08, 2020
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Driving with your windows open decreases your risk of death to 100%, like everything
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Fri August 07, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
The studio system is back. Looking forward to news reels, serials, cartoons, and b-movies
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(The Business Journals)
 
 
 
How long until Yo Semite Trump takes full credit for this museum's t-shirt sale windfall?
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Photoshop what they see through the window
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(Metal Injection)
 
 
 
Gothic metal band Cradle of Filth come out with new line of tea. Richmond Avenal reportedly overjoyed
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
During the Black Death years, Italian wineries invented an early version of the drive thru window. And now it's coming back
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Thu August 06, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Windsor Castle opens the East Terrace Garden for the first time in 40 years. Lucky visitors may catch a glimpse of Prince Andrew pulling weeds or watering the lawn
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Wed August 05, 2020
(KTIV Sioux City)
 
 
 
Man commits three burglaries in one night. Winds up with hand sanitizer
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(MacRumors)
 
 
 
Microsoft Office now providing the full Windows experience on a Mac
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(History Channel)
 
 
 
58 years ago today we said goodbye Norma Jean, just a candle in the wind
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(Twitter Donald Trump)
 
 
 
Is Nevada going blue? Asking for an orange small handed whirlwind of Putin's
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(Tucson.com)
 
 
 
Apparently, building a border wall across an Arizona river during flood season is no bueno
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Tue August 04, 2020
(ESPN)
 
 
 
NFL Players Association agrees to shorten the window for player opt-out in exchange for some concessions. These include ice cold cola, buttered popcorn, and hot dogs with extra nacho cheese
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Fark headlines incoming
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Mon August 03, 2020
(The Weather Channel)
 
 
 
Hunker Down Alert: Tropical Storm Isaias expected to make landfall tonight in the Carolinas as a Hurricane. What's the weather like in your area? Do you have enough booze, emergency ham? Stay safe, East Coast Farkers
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(Weather Underground)
 
 
 
Alabama farkers may breathe a sigh of relief: Lack of sharpies means Tropical Storm Isaias will make landfall in the Carolinas this evening. Carolina farkers: stay safe
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
So if you're thinking that since it's August, it'll be a great time to take a warm swim in Lake Michigan, you're gonna have to think again
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Will already-dwindling pre-pandemic churchgoers realize life is better without mundane weekly services treating them like mindless sheep? Is Covid-19 the death knell for Sunday Mass? And what is best way to deprogram after decades of indoctrination?
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(Inside EVs)
 
 
 
Windshield wipers on the touch screen might not be the best idea. Bet you wouldn't find that on a German car
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Sun August 02, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Russia's anti-doping whistleblower speaks out before he drinks Polonium tea, falls out of a window, and lands on a bunch of bullets
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Subby is looking for a good Commodore 64 emulator for Windows
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Fri July 31, 2020
(Some Hooter Guy)
 
 
 
Giant Eurasian eagle owl sets up shop with her three chicks in Belgian man's window planter--and they all watch TV with him. JA RLY
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Thu July 30, 2020
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Atlantic hurricane season says it will not disappoint the year of 2020 as conditions are ripe for lots of destruction (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Rocket Launch Live)
 
 
 
Watch the United Launch Alliance launch the Perseverance rover and Ingenuity helicopter to Mars. Liftoff is scheduled for 7:50 AM ET launch which is at the start of a two-hour launch window. Jezero Crater or bust
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Wed July 29, 2020
(TechRadar)
 
 
 
Gosh, was it Vista? Windows ME? Windows for Workgroups? DOS 6? There are so many possible answers
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(Tom's Guide)
 
 
 
The latest thing that crashes Windows 10? Opening and closing your laptop
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(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Weather man fired for saying which way the wind's blowing
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Thor's wife escapes flooded car through window. No LifeMjölnir™ required
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(Variety)
 
 
 
AMC and Universal kiss, make up, and kill theatrical release windows
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Tue July 28, 2020
(Radio.com)
 
 
 
City of orange small handed whirlwind of confusion officially added to the NY quarantine list
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(Buzzfeed News)
 
 
 
Remember the mysterious "Umbrella Man" whose Auto Zone window smashing became the spark that led to days of rioting in Minneapolis? You'll never guess who it was
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(Science Magazine)
 
 
 
Giant waves of sand are moving on Mars. Fark: Astronomers were surprised by this
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Mon July 27, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
State and local leaders had succeeded in easing some of the turbulence in their streets, at least until the small handed orange whirlwind of confusion got involved
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(Defense News)
 
 
 
US Navy taking hard look at firefighting. Something about a horse and a barn door comes to mind
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Scientists identify the key enzyme behind your BO; also wish they were upwind
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Sun July 26, 2020
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Damn
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(The Weather Channel)
 
 
 
Hurricane Hanna slams into Texas. Hunker down all y'all Texas farkers
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Sat July 25, 2020
(NOAA)
 
 
 
2020 has gotten us all so jaded that the first Atlantic hurricane of the year is set to make landfall in SE Texas this afternoon and no one seems to have even noticed
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Fri July 24, 2020
(Hawaii News Now)
 
 
 
Prepare your anus
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Thu July 23, 2020
(Contemporist)
 
 
 
Photoshop this relaxing window view
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(IFL Science)
 
 
 
Who had "A dark, oozing river of sludge winding its way through Arizona" on their 2020 hellscape bingo card?
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Wed July 22, 2020
(Honolulu Star Advertiser)
 
 
 
Hawaii: Whew, good thing there was no tsunami from that Alaska earthquake. 2020: Suckers, see you this weekend
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(The Weather Channel)
 
 
 
Tropical storm Gonzalo is the seventh named storm this year, a record, and it will likely become a hurricane and it's not even August yet
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Tue July 21, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
Now that he's essentially elected for life, Putin's stated goal to make Russia one of the top 5 economies in the world somehow just fell out of a window
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(The Conversation)
 
 
 
Next-gen electricity? The answer, my friends, in blowing in the off-shore winds
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(UPI)
 
 
 
The latest symptom of Covid-19: Less accurate weather forecasts
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(Some Spare Briefs Guy)
 
 
 
Video of a tractor-trailer sliding inexorably into your windshield, courtesy of Sicamous, British Columbia. Driver unharmed, but felt sick as a moose afterwards
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Mon July 20, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
Front Porch Phil and Patti are getting charged
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Of course Russia's elite have been getting a experimental vaccine since April. They're fine, except they may soon start growing arms out of their vodka-soaked foreheads or throwing themselves out of windows. Let's watch
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Sun July 19, 2020
(The Sun)
 
 
 
First it was politicians "falling from windows" in Russia. Then it was military officers. Now, it's Olympic figure skaters. Someone needs to do something about those Russian windows
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(Navy Times)
 
 
 
Pictures from inside the Bonhomme Richard. Yeah, that's a total constructive loss
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
"Show me show me show me how you do that trick. The one that makes me scream, " she said. The one that makes you wind up dead
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Fri July 17, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
It Was Mustang, She Wrote
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
2020 ignores advice to go home and instead cracks open another twelve-pack. Behold a hurricane without a name descending on Minnesota and North Dakota
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
2020 ignores advice to go home and instead cracks open another twelve-pack. Behold a hurricane without a name descending on Minnesota and North Dakota
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Thu July 16, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Need a break from your home and want to be a peeping Tom? Take a break and look at other people's views with "Window Swap"
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Wed July 15, 2020
(Medium)
 
 
 
What's the oldest piece of software you maintain, and why? Someone out there has to be keeping Microsoft Bob alive in Windows 10
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(Probably tasty, too)
 
 
 
Alien's chest-burster or Predator turning see-through? In my D'aww tab?
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Tue July 14, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
This is why we can't have nice things. Vandals spoof storm warning app. Just for the lulz
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Researchers in Singapore invent something for people who've never heard of a window fan
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Sun July 12, 2020
(Premier League)
 
 
 
Four matches today starting with Wolves vs Everton, then Villa take on Palace at 9:15 AM ET followed by that Norf Laahndon derby at 11:30 am & winding up with Bournemouth hosting Leicester at 2 pm ET. This is your Sunday EPL thread (better late than never submission)
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Fri July 10, 2020
(Radio.com)
 
 
 
Normal year: A tropical storm is hitting NYC in July? OMG. Everybody panic. 2020: It's going to rain today
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(Radio.com)
 
 
 
Normal year: A tropical storm is hitting NYC in July? OMG. Everybody panic. 2020: It's going to rain today
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Thu July 09, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
RNC Jacksonville convention might be held outdoors, as hurricane force winds should in theory disperse coronavirus
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Wed July 08, 2020
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
The fast and the Furious: Gardening edition (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
The fast and the Furious: Gardening edition (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Kanye: "I'm TOTALLY cool with taking away votes from Biden and helping Trump win"
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(Contemporist)
 
 
 
Photoshop this window seat
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Tue July 07, 2020
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
I epoxy-coated my garage floor and I've never been so satisfied
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Mon July 06, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Elon has begun selling red shorts to mock the short-sellers and nay-sayers. He better hope this doesn't come back to bite him in the satin
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(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
He drove through the Pho King window
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Sun July 05, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Man on way home from TV interview about police racism has his car window smashed in by - you guessed it - the police
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(Fark)
 
Fartiste
 
Ahoy-hoy and welcome Fark Artists to your Fartist Friday Contest. This week, write an original Haiku about the view from your window
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Fri July 03, 2020
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
--- .-- . -. / -- --- .-. ... . / ... . - ... / .... .- -. --. / --. .-.. .. -.. .. -. --. / .-- --- .-. .-.. -.. / .-. . -.-. --- .-. -.. (.... . .- -.. .-.. .. -. . / ..-. .. -..- . -..)
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(The Register)
 
 
 
"It's not a Windows 10 release without something breaking"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
With the President's big "4th of July" spectacular at Mt. Rushmore, did you wonder why we don't do fireworks there EVERY year? Well, basically, the mountain is a giant pile of kindling this time of year, oh and there's a drought as well
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Thu July 02, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Fifty Cent swindled by Red Hot Chili Peppers. No, wait, Tencent swindled by red hot chili imposters
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Wed July 01, 2020
(KBJR6)
 
 
 
If you've been roaming the sewers of Duluth while nude, authorities would like to have a word with you, preferably from upwind
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Tue June 30, 2020
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
NASA's next Mars rover has now burned nearly half of its launch window
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Stay classy, Aurora police officers
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Did you enjoy that Saharan dust storm this past weekend? Good news: It's happening again
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Mon June 29, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
You don't tug on Superman's cape, you don't spit into the wind, you don't pull the mask off the Ole Lone Ranger and if you from Alabama, you don't mess around with Nick. Right Mr. ex-mayor
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
For once Florida Gov. DeSantis is not wrong concerning the coronavirus pandemic and its recent surge
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(The New Republic)
 
 
 
To tide you over until the Williams-Sonoma Christmas catalog comes out, here's Drew Magary's "The Hater's Guide to 'Gone with the Wind'"
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Sun June 28, 2020
(The Register)
 
 
 
The year is 2020. A client calls you complaining that their Windows XP machine is giving them problems. This story ends in a way that you will not expect
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(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
Sister Birdy offers the Dodson family the full support of her church as Perry breaks down an alibi and winds up on Della Street's bad side as the murder investigation heats up. Are Holcomb and Ennis as dirty as they seem? Perry Mason, 9 PM ET on HBO
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Good news coming from Trump's HHS secretary Alex Azar: We're all going to die from the coronavirus and you'll be lucky if you live though it as a zombie: 'Window closing for us to take action'
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Sat June 27, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Short answer: Yes. Long answer: A "yes" so long it winds up sounding like I have a slow leak
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(The Philadelphia Inquirer)
 
 
 
The 5,000 mile long Sahara dust cloud has reached the US mainland, causing a beleaguered nation to collectively shrug their shoulders and say, "Meh...we've seen a lot worse this year"
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Oh, nothing. Just a rise in nuclear particles detected in the Baltic Sea
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Fri June 26, 2020
(ZDNet)
 
 
 
After an exhausting bit of investigative reporting, Windows-10 documentation found to be a total fustercluck
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Chris Pratt mourns his beloved pet goat. Though we all miss you everyday, we know you're up there eating heaven's hay. And here's the part that hurts the most, humans cannot ride a ghost. Bye bye Prince Rupert. You're 5000 candles in the wind
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Thu June 25, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Dear sir/madam, I am a prince of a small African nation and wish to share this windfall of a resource found only within our borders, in the amount of 3.4 million US dollars
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Zip-a-dee-doo-dah, zip-a-dee-ay / My, oh, my, Song of the South is not good today / Plenty of movies to retheme the Splash Mountain ride headed Disney's way / Zip-a-dee-Frog-dah, zip-a-Princess-dee-ay
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Gone With The Wind blows back onto HBO Max
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Wed June 24, 2020
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Dust in the Wind may reach Kansas
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Despite the fact he won't come up with an ending half as good as the show, George Martin says he'll release The Winds of Winter in 2021
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Tue June 23, 2020
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
'V/H/S' horror movie franchise rewinds to the 90's
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Some nights, the audience just sits there like a bunch of potted plants
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Mon June 22, 2020
(ebay)
 
 
 
Lick it and feel like one of the Kennedys
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(LGBTQ Nation)
 
 
 
90-year-old comes out because he can't forget the man he fell in love with 70 years ago. And close the damn window, something just got into subby's eye
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(The Register)
 
 
 
Just-released version of the Free Pascal compiler supports 16-bit Windows. This is not a repeat from 1990
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Sun June 21, 2020
(Axios)
 
 
 
Well, I do declayeh, Senator Lindsey Graham says he will uphold the NY Senators' DOA notice on Trump's pick Jay Clayton for the new SDNY US Prosecutor Post. The mighty winds of American Politics may be shifting
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Sat June 20, 2020
(Pittsburgh Tribune-Review)
 
 
 
Driving while intoxicated and crashing through a store's windows is one way for the Voice of the Steelers to occupy himself during the offseason
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Fri June 19, 2020
(Wired)
 
 
 
"'We have a window into his cognitive process already.' That would be Twitter"
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(Science Magazine)
 
 
 
Boreal forests aren't just the planet's lungs. They also make it rain and pass wind. Wait, what?
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(Eight (Arizona PBS))
 
 
 
The Bush Fire is not what you think it is. Also, it has become the largest wildfire in the U.S
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Thu June 18, 2020
(WSVN Miami)
 
 
 
Google "Florida Man" and your birthday and see what was happening on your special day. Link goes to subby's usual weekend
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Wed June 17, 2020
(AutoBlog)
 
 
 
For sale: 1998 Plymouth van, V-6, auto, periscope camera, blacked-out windows, electronics enclosure, AC, stereo, 100K miles, runs good ... wait, back up
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Et tu Mrs. Butterworth?
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(The Weather Channel)
 
 
 
What might force us to wear face masks? D) Saharan dust. The enemy is visible at last
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(Buzzfeed News)
 
 
 
Man living above apartment with "Trump 2020" flag in its window puts "Venmo me money and I'll tapdance at midnight" sign in his own window--and has raised more than $10,000 so far, all of which goes to the ACLU
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Tue June 16, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Be the first one on your block to sign an executive order. It's a Major Award. It's indescribably beautiful. The soft glow of executive power gleaming in your window
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
There was no mention of hamsters or elderberries
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(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
Continuing 30-year tradition, Chicago Bulls ownership and execs have reputation within NBA coaching fraternity of being shiatty towards their head coaches -- Christmas Eve firings, twistings in the wind, thinking Tim "Pink" Floyd was competent
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
The UK government understands how to reopen music venues almost as much as it understands what today's music is about
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(Billboard)
 
 
 
Frankly, Latifah, I don't give a damn
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Mon June 15, 2020
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Report details how woman with no ticket boarded airline flight, centering on the absence of Indiana Jones onboard to throw her out a window
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
No matter how angry you are, do not break a plane's window while at 30,000 ft
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
The Oscars will be postponed in 2021 and the film eligibility window extended due to Coronavirus
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
HBOMax will again air Gone With the Wind, but this time it will have a scholarly introduction to the racism
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Fri June 12, 2020
(Sad and Useless)
 
 
 
My wish for everyone is to be as happy as our dogs are enjoying car rides. Long may you run
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(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
It's officially 'kids hurt as bouncy house blows away' season
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Thu June 11, 2020
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Extreme surf's up, dudes
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Trump will 'not even consider' renaming military bases honoring Confederates. "Our history as the Greatest Nation in the World will not be tampered with. Respect our Military." Somehow forgets that the CSA wasn't part of the 'Greatest Nation'
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(The Philadelphia Inquirer)
 
 
 
Hospital tries new plan to drum up business by dropping window from 20th floor
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Wed June 10, 2020
(ABC7 Chicago)
 
 
 
Remember, Cristobal was just a tropical storm...that hit Chicago
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(GOP)
 
 
 
Somehow, Trump being popular among a dwindling number of Republicans is an indicator that he's gaining momentum for a general election win
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(Thread Reader)
 
 
 
Former Windows Division lead Steven Sinofsky discusses macOS on ARM CPU challenges, and his similar experience with obsolete API's with Windows RT
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop these window shoppers
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
"Gone With The Wind" gone from HBO Max
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Tue June 09, 2020
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
The party's winding down in Amsterdam
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Two Atlanta police officers say they shouldn't have been fired for stopping a car, smashing its windows and yanking the passengers out before they knew what was going on
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Mon June 08, 2020
(JSOnline)
 
 
 
Problems facing Wisconsin: alcoholism, obesity, the Aaron Rodgers/Jordan Love dilemma, tropical storms, BLM protests... wait, back up a second
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Sun June 07, 2020
(Tin Soldier)
 
 
 
This week at Tin Soldier, Ann recalls her first ever shopping trip, and some frogs, and a brick through a window. It's a free web serial by a farker, and the author is giving away TF. DIT
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Sat June 06, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Engineers neglect wind resistance when designing new sidewalk sides on the Golden Gate Bridge, causing it to sing, loudly and dissonantly
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Thu June 04, 2020
(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
Don't nobody go in the aquarium for about thirty-five, forty-five months. Somebody open a window
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
And Winde Cries Melania - Trump's Silicon Sally Trophy Wife Leads Fema on Hurricane Preparedness Briefing
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(Wired)
 
 
 
Fewer friendly skies means more stormy weather predictions
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Mon June 01, 2020
(Radio Free Europe)
 
 
 
Even Russian police colonels aren't immune from shoddy window installations. Bonus: He found a shoddy window while suffering from COVID-19
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
The latest Windows 10 update is so buggy that Microsoft had to limit it to a small set of "compatible devices" which aren't affected by any of the 10 outstanding issues
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
94 birthday candles in the wind today for Norma Jean
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(NOAA)
 
 
 
On the first day of hurricane season, 2020 gave to me, the remnants of a tropical storm moving from the Pacific into the Gulf in a pear tree
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Italian doctor cautiously says COVID-19 cases are dwindling in his home country, giving more ammos to conspiracy theorists
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Sat May 30, 2020
(UPI)
 
 
 
Hurricane season doesn't officially start until Monday, but we could have our third named storm before then because 2020 is just bound and determined to answer the question, "What else could go wrong?"
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Fri May 29, 2020
(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
Katanas are cool. The only way you could make them cooler is if they shot fire
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Be careful of bad actors infiltrating and exploiting our nation's weaknesses. Like this dude breaking windows last night
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Sounds like someone in Moscow is about to "fall" out of a window
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Thu May 28, 2020
(WRIC Richmond)
 
 
 
Waterspout hounds Baskerville
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Wed May 27, 2020
(Tech Xplore)
 
 
 
Only the Germans could invent something that generates three times as much green electricity as the next leading brand
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Mon May 25, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Old and busted: trampoline in your garden after high winds. New hotness: illuminated bed stuck to the side of your house
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Electricity use is so low that the UK is going to pay operators of small wind turbines and solar installations to stop generating electricity
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Electricity use is so low that the UK is going to pay operators of small wind turbines and solar installations to stop generating electricity
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(WGRZ Buffalo)
 
 
 
Indefinitely uneternal
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Sun May 24, 2020
(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
Whoooo has Eurasian Eagle Owlets nesting in his window? This guy
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Australia has gone from apocalyptic wild fires to once in a decade end-of-the-world type storms
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(UPI)
 
 
 
The heavy rains in the Plains defeat subby's sad attempt to make a rhyming headline
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Sat May 23, 2020
(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
Airline traffic has dropped off so much that even a TV news helicopter can get a slot in the pattern for a major airport
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Fri May 22, 2020
(The Philadelphia Inquirer)
 
 
 
Seen any good quarantine window displays?
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(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
Ohio rules that wind turbines can't operate at night due to a lack of sunshine
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Thu May 21, 2020
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Siblings virtually graduate from law school and medical school on the same day, decide to visit grandfather at window of nursing home in caps and gowns, stir up a lot of dust
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Wed May 20, 2020
(Entertainment Daily)
 
 
 
Tattoo designs range from rolls of toilet paper and a cartoon germ to people declaring: "I survived 2020, "This is awful. People are f**king dying"
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Man winds up getting delivery instructions etched on gin glass he got for his girlfriend's birthday
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Tue May 19, 2020
(Engadget)
 
 
 
You too can soon experience using Linux GUI apps that are somehow worse than Windows
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(4Utah.com)
 
 
 
Don't drag a chain behind your vehicle during wildfire season
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Headline from yesterday that might put a smile on your face in this bad timeline: "NASA scientists detect evidence of parallel universe where time runs backward"
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Hurricanes are getting stronger, Leon's getting larger
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Mon May 18, 2020
(Thurrott)
 
 
 
After new Google Pixel sales fall off a cliff compared to earlier Pixels, two Google Pixel bigwigs are relegated to pixel size in Alphabet's corporate history. No word on if they were gifted Windows Phones as farewell presents
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
They wanted a seat at the table. "Now that they've been granted a seat at the table, they have set the table on fire and thrown it out the window"
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Sun May 17, 2020
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Welcome Tropical Storm Arthur to the hellscape that is 2020. Bonus: expected to clear out East Coast beaches, so it's got that going for it, which is nice
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Sat May 16, 2020
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Subtropical storm Arthur has 80% chance of forming Round Table of Doom this weekend
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Fri May 15, 2020
(ZDNet)
 
 
 
It took Munich only three years to figure out that Linux is better than Windows
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Thu May 14, 2020
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Taco Bell shut now for hours after employees could not tell the difference between the food and the bottle of bodily waste Georgia Woman tossed into the drive-thru window
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Wed May 13, 2020
(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
Country fair food is coming to the drive-thru window this summer, because sometimes you just gotta have a funnel cake, fried pickle, or cheese on a stick
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(The Register)
 
 
 
"Although an upgrade to Windows 10 might turn that coffee into an altogether different variety of frothy, brown liquid"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this window lounger
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Tue May 12, 2020
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Nice try, Bill Barr. I'm behind 7 VPNs (wipes hands on pants and throws computer out the window)
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(The Conversation)
 
 
 
How owls and hummingbirds are the wind beneath our wings
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(Digital Trends)
 
 
 
Bill Gates regrets he didn't do more to warn world about pandemics. Still refuses to apologize for Windows ME
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Mon May 11, 2020
(Variety)
 
 
 
Amazon weighs in on exclusive theatrical release windows
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
White House adviser criticizes press for covering dwindling cake supplies
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
As he winds down Florida's stay-at-home order while the pandemic continues to rip through the US, we imagine Governor DeSantis standing astride an alligator cage, hollering at the rest of the country to "hold my beer and watch this"
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Majority of Americans disapprove of Coronavirus protests, have strong feelings against peeing into the wind, tugging on Superman's cape
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Sun May 10, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Trump says he couldn't have exposed WWII vets to COVID-19 because "the wind was blowing the wrong way"
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(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
ProTip: Police hot on your tail? Remember when you duck into that bush .... do not cut wind
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Sat May 09, 2020
(IFL Science)
 
 
 
The 5Gidiot movement is spreading on the winds of social media despite having no grounds in science or common sense
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
So 2020 can't get any worse, right? Right?
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Fri May 08, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
"I could wind up with nothing," says soon-to-be divorced woman who discovered that obscure South Dakota trusts can be used to lock up marital assets out of reach of courts and tax authorities
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Thu May 07, 2020
(Florida International University)
 
 
 
Researchers are trying to figure out which way the wind blows in tomorrow's hurricanes
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Wed May 06, 2020
(AlterNet)
 
 
 
RBG proving once again that she is the indisputable SCOTUS badass
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Tue May 05, 2020
(KTVH Helena)
 
 
 
Danger danger Senate Republicans, a new Senate poll shows Democrat leading by seven in Montana as your majority seems to be going out the window
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(Somerset Live)
 
 
 
Bath and North East Somerset Council aren't doing phrasing anymore
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Comedy writer postulates over next plot twist as the final season of "Ow, My Country" hopefully winds down
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Mon May 04, 2020
(WSMV Nashville)
 
 
 
Just remember what ol' Jack Burton does when the earth quakes, and the poison arrows fall from the sky, and the pillars of Heaven shake
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(WSMV Nashville)
 
 
 
Just remember what ol' Jack Burton does when the earth quakes, and the poison arrows fall from the sky, and the pillars of Heaven shake
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(CNN)
 
 
 
You know that thing that's hardly a problem in Russia but they keep tossing doctors out of windows for discussing it? It's getting much worse there, but you didn't hear it from me
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Sun May 03, 2020
(The Sun)
 
 
 
A third Russian doctor who tried to sound the alarm about coronavirus preparedness has now mysteriously fallen out a window. What a weird coincidence
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Fri May 01, 2020
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
"Get creative to show your support for rent strikes + #CancelRent by dropping banners, putting signs in your windows, & even taking over phonebooths." Wait, there are STILL phonebooths? Like Bill & Ted phonebooths? Strange things are afoot
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(WWE)
 
 
 
Tonight on Smackdown: Otis goes 1-on-1 with Dolph in a MiTB qualifier. Mandy faces Carmella for a MiTB spot, Daniel Bryan takes on King Corbin once the takeout window closes & The New Day battle some SoA extras. It all happens at 8 PM ET on FOX
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(Boston Magazine)
 
 
 
You know what 2020 is missing? A bunch of big-ass hurricanes
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Thu April 30, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
Now we have some idea of the kind of disruption it will take to meet our climate change goals in the next decade, and how much worse it will get the longer we wait
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Who knew they had Windows Paint in the 1950s?
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Wed April 29, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Larry "Off the Rails" Kudlow says the cash phase of the economic rescue winding down, but the unemployment and homeless stages are ramping up nicely
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(Do You Remember)
 
 
 
Be kind rewind as the last Blockbuster keeps taking care of business during this pandemic
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(Laughing Squid)
 
 
 
I'm on a boat
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Tue April 28, 2020
(The Takeout)
 
 
 
Beer trucks begin making the rounds in Chicago. Drew stares out window and longs for bourbon trucks to roam the bluegrass
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(KSNT Topeka)
 
 
 
Kansas City Chiefs punter is just Dustin the wind
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
"Trump told me it was safe to drink bleach," says Kansas man Dustin DeWinde
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Couple who feared their cat lost forever finds it in a shop window two weeks later
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(WINK Fort Myers)
 
 
 
Because if there's one thing we need right now in Florida, it's landfalling hurricanes
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Sat April 25, 2020
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Apropos of nothing, there's a hurricane in the eastern Pacific right now. In April
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Fri April 24, 2020
(Fox 13 Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Police investigate girl's 'Help' sign on window; the solution adds up
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
"Today's forecast has a high chance of pussy"
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Thu April 23, 2020
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Actual headline: "'Confused' driver threw large amount of money out window on Northern Michigan road." I assume 'confused' is a synonym for drunk, senile, or bat-shiat crazy
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Wed April 22, 2020
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida man builds golf course in his backyard. He still doesn't have a handicap yet, but he might get one from his wife if he hits ball near the windows
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(Fox 43 Pennsylvania)
 
 
 
Trump tells Chevron to wind down oil production in Venezuela since he doesn't like the leader of their country
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(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Bad: Tornado season in Oklahoma. Worse: The hospital that's your nearest shelter won't let you in because it's full of virus patients
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Apropos of nothing, here are all 14 window cameos from the original 60's Batman TV series
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(The Dodo)
 
 
 
🐾 Bleu the golden retriever sings a sweet sweet song accompanied by his very own set of wind chimes, just in time for Woofday Wetnose Wednesday 🐾
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Mon April 20, 2020
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Headline: Wind turbine noise affects dream sleep and perceived sleep restoration. Article: "We can't draw conclusions from this study on long-term health impact." *yawn*
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Sun April 19, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Well, there's one other way to keep Southerners from flocking to the beaches during a pandemic
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Fri April 17, 2020
(Syracuse Post-Standard)
 
 
 
Christopher Cross says he can't walk after fighting coronavirus. Guess he won't be sailing anytime soon either
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
New comic to explore what Firefly's Hoban "Wash" Washburn was thinking about after a spear went through his chest
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Thu April 16, 2020
(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Horses are going window shopping for seniors
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(Express & Star)
 
 
 
A gust of wind helps a flamingo escape a zoo. Rumor has that it was on its way to play fla-bingo
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Ma'am angry after handyman leaves his big van near her window (damn), says it ruined her evening plan and he should carry the can. Sure, Jan
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(KOMU Columbia)
 
 
 
How much is that old man in the window? The one with the scraggly beard
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(The Brooklyn Paper)
 
 
 
It was really just boredom, looking out the window every day, said the man looking out the window at the line to get into Trader Joe's
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Wed April 15, 2020
(The Register)
 
 
 
It's April 2020 and your Windows machine can still be impacted by a font. Bold statement? Perhaps, but hardly avant garde
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump and Kushner could reap a pandemic windfall
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Tue April 14, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
Chevrolet issues a recall for the Bolt because if you roll down the windows the door could open. Bolt owners thought that was a feature
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Florida Surgeon General recommends Floridians stay away from each other to avoid coronavirus, winding up on Fark's main page
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Doctors in the rural south don't need testing to know that corona's virus is a-coming. They can hear it on the breath of the wind, in the strange silence of the morning whipporwhill, in the awkward splash of the young rascal's foot in the mud puddle
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
"Social distancing will never work because Americans will do whatever they want" myth goes right out the window. 90% of y'all are doing a good job of it. It's the 10% who are going to protests, megachurches, and COVID parties we have to worry about
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
While you're pondering how to spend your $600 to $1,200 pity check, millionaires will be enjoying an 81% tax windfall in their favor
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(WAVY Virginia)
 
 
 
Bored at home? Better than being trapped in the cab of a truck, dangling from a great height, over a river, during a severe thunderstorm
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Mon April 13, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Toto, I don't think we're in Central Park anymore
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Hey, health care workers, you might not have all the necessary equipment you need, but if you look out your window, you'll see some really expensive planes flying by
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(Contemporist)
 
 
 
Photoshop this window seat
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Jesus continues to show America how much he thinks of us
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Weatherman in Birmingham reaches peak Alabama giving storm location
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Sun April 12, 2020
(Savannah Now)
 
 
 
Photoshop this introduction of Windows(c)
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Mother Nature would like to help take your mind off of coronavirus today. Especially those of you who live in the South and Northeast
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
The Fart of Death (possible nsfw content on page)
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Sat April 11, 2020
(BBC)
 
 
 
What better way to cheer yourself up during lockdown than lean out of your window at 18:30 every evening and moo like a cow? I cudn't think of an udder way and these guys hoof milked it for all they are worth
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Good news everyone
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
Not news: expensive racing simulator setup. Fark: using the body of a totaled Mini Cooper and a 49" curved monitor that replaces the windshield
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Welcome to winter. Ever build a snowman on Easter?
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Fri April 10, 2020
(ABC News)
 
 
 
On hearing that many of his followers plan to gather in his name on Easter despite COVID-19, God decides to send tornadoes to stop those idiots
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Garden camping with the kids? Won't be a lot of bunk if you have a positive in-tent
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Oh, no you don't, volcanic region in Iceland. We've got plenty to deal with already, so don't you wake up and "cause disruption for centuries"
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Q: What's the difference between watching church online vs. having thousands of people out on the road in a pandemic to attend "drive-in" church? A: Online church can't bully you into rolling down your window for the collection plate
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Frustrated with child cars seats? In the '70s, you could have trusted your baby to a swaying hammock that's preparing to sling them into the roof or through the windshield
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