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Tue August 11, 2020
		Jerk tells jerk to own it source: pagesix.com \| share:	12
		Now, young Skywalker, you will die source: wdwnt.com \| share:	34
		Can't get much cuter than cats attempting to braid each other source: reddit.com \| share:	1

Mon August 10, 2020
		No, Tom Hanks didn't pull a Polanski and move to Greece. He and his wife were awarded citizenship for their help raising millions after a deadly wildfire source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	27

Fri August 07, 2020
		It was a rocket or bomb and not corrupt negligent storage of a known explosive. Yeah, that's the ticket according to my chief aide and wife, Morgan Fairchild source: news.sky.com \| share:	88
		President Trump calls her a 'real beauty.' Is he taking about: A) His wife B) His daughter C) Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez source: nypost.com \| share:	95
		Rep Scott DesJarlais is the embodiment of Republican hypocrisy: a former doctor who runs as a "pro-family, pro-life" Rep, but had affairs with 6 patients and forced his wife and a mistress to get abortions, wins his primary with 75% of the vote source: thehill.com \| share:	55
		Jason Momoa proves he's worth his weight in gold source: boredpanda.com \| share:	38

Thu August 06, 2020
		"Days after delivering a presentation on office safety in dealing with Covid-19, Illinois Congressman Rodney Davis, the top Republican on the House Administration Committee, announced he has tested positive for the virus" source: politico.com \| share:	37
		Wife of suspect in Burger King slaying arrested. Wendy, Ronald, Grimace, Colonel Sanders, and Jack already being rounded up for the lineup of usual suspects source: clickorlando.com \| share:	52
		Superspreader infects 91 at Ohio church. GOP Governor sends strongly-worded letter to all churches to please pretty please wear masks, is more afraid of "faith-based leaders" than of COVID. Deep Church source: cnn.com \| share:	48

Wed August 05, 2020
		And when did you stop beating your wife? source: twitter.com \| share:	45
		The State Department IG who was set to replace the State Department IG who was recently sacked has just resigned source: washingtonpost.com \| share:	26
		So remember when it was reported that Detroit Lions quarterback Matthew Stafford had tested positive for Covid-19? Well turns out it was a false positive. And his wife blames the NFL for the hell the family has gone through the past few days source: cnn.com \| share:	30

Tue August 04, 2020
		Trip to the coast leads to a lifetime of sleeping on the couch (possible nsfw content on page) source: dailystar.co.uk \| share:	19
		'Traditional Japanese noodle sluice' is the name of my Empire of the Sun tribute band source: core77.com \| share:	4
		Country star shares a pic of her wavy hair, probably source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	43
		Jeanine Pirro says she won't take a coronavirus vaccine. Very well; we agree to your terms source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	78
		Dear Deidre: I recently came across a photo of my wife holding a stripper's manhood. He was at attention and she was smiling. It made me feel sick to my stomach. She knows I have a terrible complex, and he was twice my size. Should I speak up? source: thescottishsun.co.uk \| share:	35

Mon August 03, 2020
		Brokeback Cowboys for Trump: we'll kill our firstborn to show our loyalty. Ex-wife, judge: not so fast source: kob.com \| share:	35
		Florida State House Rep. Randy Fine (R-ona) admitted to hospital over COVID-19 diagnosis source: mynews13.com \| share:	44
		Drew Brees to use a napkin after eating Thanksgiving leftovers. Or something source: nfl.com \| share:	10
		Dear Deidre: I have longstanding fetish for my curvy, cheeky sister-in-law, and fondly recall mind-blowing sex I had with her on my wedding night. How can I end this affair? My wife is pregnant with our second kid and doesn't know about our thing source: thescottishsun.co.uk \| share:	21
		"I'm sorry, but it's a fantasy" source: washingtonpost.com \| share:	90
		"How can we tell our friends to leave their dickhead child at home when we invite them over to hang out?" source: slate.com \| share:	17

Fri July 31, 2020
		Bobcat mom has her pawsfull source: krqe.com \| share:	3
		Angels outfielder Mike Trout on paternity leave list as his wife is about to spawn a little Trout source: espn.com \| share:	19

Thu July 30, 2020
		Hot flight attendant beats husband when she comes home and finds him "engaged in sexual intercourse" with another woman, cops say source: thesmokinggun.com \| share:	192
		"I donated sperm once to my sister and her wife, and now my family is pressuring me to do it again. I really don't want to, but they're relentless. What should I do?" source: slate.com \| share:	47

Wed July 29, 2020
(Some Guy)		What's the worst gift you actually gave to your Girlfriend or Boyfriend? source: us.hola.com \| share:	54
		"I think I spend too much money on custom porn videos. Is there a limit?" source: slate.com \| share:	53
		Thor's wife escapes flooded car through window. No LifeMjölnir™ required source: people.com \| share:	10

Tue July 28, 2020
		Don't tie yourself to your spouse, especially while mountain climbing source: koin.com \| share:	45
		With a name like Mr. Rape Torture Kill, you'd think they would have kept him on the sex offender list source: ktla.com \| share:	47
		And the Lord God spoke to Benjamin and said, "Build thee an ark. Well, more like a 'party barge.' You can use your old lawn mower engine. Oh, and put a water cannon on it 'cause that'll be super-sweet." The word of the Lord source: journalstar.com \| share:	32
		(Celebrity) challenges (Other celebrity) to (event) after threatening to (verb) his (body part) source: mirror.co.uk \| share:	23
		TNfected source: thehill.com \| share:	23
		Tom Hanks is officially Greecy source: nbcnews.com \| share:	23

Mon July 27, 2020
		When Star Wars meets high fashion, come for the 'Louis Vader', stay for the 'Gucci Fett' source: core77.com \| share:	12
		Star of Aussie reality show "Farmer Wants a Wife," a hunky bachelor farmer, apparently was not informed that meddling producers and diva-like women are included in the format, wants out source: dailymail.co.uk \| share:	13
		"During quarantine, my wife of 7 years and I have started getting into horror films. Or, rather, I am pretending to as I hate horror movies but they make my wife incredibly horny, so I take the short-term nonsense for long-term gain, Is that wrong?" source: slate.com \| share:	43

Sat July 25, 2020
		Against all odds, these two 18-year-old dudes recreated their first school photo together at their high school graduation. Subby thinks it's a good photo, except it's blurry. Must be all the dust in this room source: boredpanda.com \| share:	8
		Russia denies testing anti-satellite weapon, says they were only sending message to beautiful wife, Morgan Fairchild source: bbc.com \| share:	23
		Asshats have made "serious threats" against Dr. Fauci, his wife and daughters because they're askeered of science source: cbsnews.com \| share:	134

Fri July 24, 2020
(Some Guy)		I have no words source: biblicalgenderroles.com \| share:	182
(Some Guy)		I have no words source: biblicalgenderroles.com \| share:	182
		Okay, he's still wildly overpaid as all Div-1 NCAA coaches are, but tleast he not an asshole: North Carolina men's basketball coach donates more than $600,000 to fund scholarships for student athletes ..and he did it anonymously source: espn.com \| share:	15
		On this day in history, in 1901, short story writer O. Henry was presented the choice between two doors, one of which would lead from prison source: history.com \| share:	25
		Kanye is now mad at Kim because she made him do it source: tmz.com \| share:	40
		Kanye is now mad at Kim because she made him do it source: tmz.com \| share:	40

Thu July 23, 2020
		Let's have a look at Secretary of State Mike Pompeo, his wife and the couple's questionable actions. Oh my source: politico.com \| share:	47
		Writer's wife has an affair, relieved it's with another woman: "I'm not even mad, that's amazing. Both of you, meet me in my bunk" source: slate.com \| share:	12

Wed July 22, 2020
		George Floyd murderer charged with tax fraud and under-reporting income. Bet he wishes he could get his hands on a couple of those counterfeit $20 bills now source: wccoradio.radio.com \| share:	96
		Apparently, Kayne is still too busy to take his meds source: pagesix.com \| share:	76

Tue July 21, 2020
		Creepy is finding an abandoned mansion filled with spooky dolls left to rot for 40 years after the owner's death. Priceless is having the movie rights for this soon-to-be horror flick (possible nsfw content on page) source: dailystar.co.uk \| share:	27
		In his first interview since entering rehab after being found drunk in a hotel room with a male prostitute who had OD'ed on meth. Andrew Gillum opens up about his fight with alcoholism and depression. Still would have been a better gov than Desantis source: politico.com \| share:	32
		You didn't get fired because you're straight...that didn't even make the top ten source: sports.yahoo.com \| share:	24
		Okay so he's mastered 95% of the current President's duties source: reuters.com \| share:	40
		It's Jon Lovitz and his wife Morgan Fairchild's 39th birthday today. 39th - yeah, that's the ticket source: en.wikipedia.org \| share:	36
		"Law and order": after St Louis couple is charged under a law that SPECIFICALLY forbids what they did, the state GOP AG tries to have the case dismissed, the GOP Gov vows to pardon them and the GOP US senator wants Barr to investigate the PROSECUTOR source: foxnews.com \| share:	199
		"Kim Tried to Involuntarily Commit Me" is probably not the best political slogan source: tmz.com \| share:	101

Mon July 20, 2020
		Brees and Mahomes among the NFL players calling an audible on the NFL season source: bbc.com \| share:	28
		"I work two jobs to save money so my wife and I can remodel our house; her parents often ask her for money. Her sister maxed out credit cards in a pyramid scheme; my wife forked over $300,000 we won't see again. Am I right to be angry at her?" source: slate.com \| share:	44

Sun July 19, 2020
		The bums chasing his majors record don't have a damn thing on the Golden Bear, just like COVID-19 source: apnews.com \| share:	7
		Let's see, it's Thou Shalt not Something, um, wear a mask? Um covet thine neighbor's wife's ass? What's that? Kill? source: abcnews.go.com \| share:	62
(Classics od Science Fiction)		We live in great grampa's science fiction future, so why doesn't the present feel more... futuristic? source: classicsofsciencefiction.com \| share:	51

Sat July 18, 2020
		Ma'am, this is a Verizon store, not a public restroom. And put on a mask, why don't you source: sacramento.cbslocal.com \| share:	48
		Since when has this administration ever cared about something so plebeian as a "conflict of interest" source: lawandcrime.com \| share:	25
		"It's just a damn cat, I know. The world is burning, and people are dying up and down the country, and I'm upset about a cat. But there it is." This thread lovingly dedicated to all the fur friends lost in recent weeks on both Woofday and Caturday source: spectator.us \| share:	1121
		Dudes, where's my car? source: citypages.com \| share:	26

Fri July 17, 2020
		A first-hand account of navigating the confusing student loan forgiveness program, a quagmire of red tape designed to keep forcing you into indentured servitude source: slate.com \| share:	7
		Famous people aren't like you and me. They can use tacos as currency source: pagesix.com \| share:	16

Thu July 16, 2020
		Is he still on the fence about who to vote for in November? source: mediaite.com \| share:	29
		What it's like to have a 6-figure income and still be struggling with a mountain of student debt. "I just recently had to trade my Mustang in" source: slate.com \| share:	155
		"Last year my brother died. His wife planned to return to her home country with my nephew, and my parents reacted badly, going so far as to try and kidnap their grandson. She was pregnant at the time too. I'm the only one she contacts. What do I do?" source: slate.com \| share:	20
		Dr. Fauci's wife Christine Grady has had just about ENOUGH of these attacks on her husband, and, as head of Department of Bioethics at the NIH, if ANYBODY has access to an evil clone army or mutant super-serum, it's her source: thehill.com \| share:	26

Wed July 15, 2020
		Two guys named Coombs, Mr. Drew and His Animals Too, and a traveling spider salesman source: sunjournal.com \| share:	8
		I agree with Trump source: abcnews.go.com \| share:	78

Tue July 14, 2020
		Quickest way to get Sued by Quicken Loans Executive's Wife is to insinuate Quickies source: freep.com \| share:	7
		Empire star arrested. Not that one, the other one. His wife is choked up over it source: abcnews.go.com \| share:	14
		Empire star arrested. Not that one, the other one. His wife is choked up over it source: abcnews.go.com \| share:	14
		Well this shouldn't rustle any jimmies at all source: nme.com \| share:	23
		Kelly Conway violates her daughters freedom of speech. Sad source: nypost.com \| share:	69
		Couple keeps spark in the relationship source: nj.com \| share:	17
		Couple keeps spark in the relationship source: nj.com \| share:	17

Mon July 13, 2020
		I want my Mormon stimulus check source: sltrib.com \| share:	73
		At least two players, Yankees' Clint Frazier and Astros' Aledmys Diaz, intend to wear masks during games source: msn.com \| share:	2

Sun July 12, 2020
		Don't worry, Hootie. There are plenty of blowfish in the pond source: foxnews.com \| share:	55
		To complete the rare "Bohemian Rhapsody" trifecta, might I suggest the COVID-19 version, brought to you by Metal Injection? source: metalinjection.net \| share:	10
		COVID-19 has severely diminished the strip club experience source: masslive.com \| share:	84
		Just ask his wife, Morgan Fairchild source: independent.co.uk \| share:	91
		Irish couple utilize the coronavirus lockdown the best way possible, spend their entire time building an authentic Irish pub in their garden to drink their Guinness in source: irishpost.com \| share:	20

Sat July 11, 2020
		One Million Moms (Twitter Pop 4,769) takes issue with Hamilton. And for once it has nothing to do with 'the LGBTQ agenda', but is an equally stupid reason source: friendlyatheist.patheos.com \| share:	76

Fri July 10, 2020
		After his covid scare, Jimmy Johnson is confused, frustrated, and afraid he may hit new lows source: apnews.com \| share:	8
		Buster Posey leaves Giants, looks forward to playing with Twins source: sports.yahoo.com \| share:	17
		Google bans ads for their competition source: cnbc.com \| share:	12
		Canadian Tories ask police for a criminal investigation of PM Trudeau after it emerges that a charity his government awarded a no-bid $900m contract to had paid hundreds of thousands to his mother, brother, and wife source: cbc.ca \| share:	104
		The three greatest things in life: never rat on your friends, always keep your mouth shut and use a pandemic to financially stick it to your estranged wife source: pagesix.com \| share:	26

Thu July 09, 2020
		Not content with reliving the Plague and Quarantine episodes of Little House on the Prairie, Melissa Gilbert has befriended a bear while waiting out the pandemic. That's not a euphemism about Mr. Edwards source: pagesix.com \| share:	36
		A 9,400-square-foot home in Durham, NC is now for sale for only $1.9 million. It includes a chef-style kitchen, lovely outdoor spaces with a swimming pool, faulty staircase that will kill your unwanted spouse source: wral.com \| share:	40
(Some Guy)		Has the coronavirus pandemic put your friendships on pause? Or even destroyed some? source: lioness.substack.com \| share:	14
		Failure to mute may expose ESPN announcer to the natural consequences of his behavior source: nypost.com \| share:	23

Wed July 08, 2020
		Earl Cameron, one of the first black actors to forge a successful career in British film and television, has died at age 102 source: bbc.com \| share:	4
		Silly Muslim-colored Congresswoman. Don't you know the ethically questionable behavior of paying family members hundreds of thousands of dollars to work on your campaign is only for white Christian Congressmen? source: foxnews.com \| share:	55
		Silly Muslim-colored Congresswoman. Don't you know the ethically questionable behavior of paying family members hundreds of thousands of dollars to work on your campaign is only for white Christian Congressmen? source: foxnews.com \| share:	55
		NASCAR racer Jimmie Johnson cleared to return to racing this weekend a week after testing positive for coronavirus. What could possibly go wrong? source: wcnc.com \| share:	7

Tue July 07, 2020
		Turns out Stephen Miller's wife Katie Miller really is his soul mate source: talkingpointsmemo.com \| share:	85
		"Dear Prudence: My wife and I haven't had sex in over a year due to her chronic pain, so I've been sneaking upskirt photos of her. Is that wrong?" source: slate.com \| share:	10

Mon July 06, 2020
		Guess Kanye is in on the grift source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	73
		Bungling FBI agents almost blew the operation to arrest Ghislaine Maxwell by telling bad lies to a neighbor who had complained about all the surveillance source: nypost.com \| share:	99
		Jennifer Grey no longer having the time of her life with Clark Gregg, announces divorce source: digitalspy.com \| share:	38
		"My husband and his ex-wife divorced after he said he didn't want kids. When he met me, I said I might want a kid; we just welcomed our baby boy. His ex left me a crazy voicemail saying he took her child-bearing years from her. Should I ignore it?" source: slate.com \| share:	35

Sun July 05, 2020
		Nick Cordero, Broadway actor who battled COVID-19, has died at age 41 source: cbsnews.com \| share:	54

Sat July 04, 2020
		San Diego is the only major city in Southern California still open for the 4th of July. What could possibly go wrong? source: nbcsandiego.com \| share:	38

Fri July 03, 2020
		Naturally, the Dersh comes to the defense of Madam Maxwell, because ewwwwww source: spectator.us \| share:	55
		50 years ago, Casey Kasem kept his feet on the ground and started reaching for the stars source: npr.org \| share:	37
		2020 has clearly decided to play the greatest hits as well as the new stuff source: themoscowtimes.com \| share:	15

Thu July 02, 2020
		It's the circle of life source: local.theonion.com \| share:	7
		Patio Patty, come on down ... you're the next contestant on the Angriest Racist White Women of America game show source: theroot.com \| share:	91
		Bernie Ecclestone, aged 89, just became a father again. In other news, money is a hell of a drug source: news.sky.com \| share:	13
		"My wife has $100,000 in student loan debt from a Master's Degree program she got kicked out of. We've been married for six months. Every time I suggest she get a job, she says she'd rather die than not do something she loves. What do I do?" source: slate.com \| share:	52

Wed July 01, 2020
		The Hill publisher got his wife a job doing something, no one's exactly sure what, helping Melania in the Office of The First Lady. And no he never wanted anyone to know for some reason source: politico.com \| share:	39
		"If the spirit of Jane Walford is present can you please make some sort of sound or signal to let us know?"........"F**k off" source: bristolpost.co.uk \| share:	16
		"If the spirit of Jane Walford is present can you please make some sort of sound or signal to let us know?"........"F**k off" source: bristolpost.co.uk \| share:	16
		And in today's "What the fark is wrong with you." NASCAR star's son apologizes for saying Bubba Wallace should be drug by a car from a noose source: msn.com \| share:	31
		The real reason Kim Jong-un ordered the liaison office with South Korea to be blown up? He was furious after 'dirty photos' of his wife were shared on leaflets floating from the south (possible nsfw content on page) source: dailystar.co.uk \| share:	43
		Just when you thought the St. Louis lawyer brandishing a gun like a Hollywood extra and threatening innocent Black people couldn't look like more of an ignorant asshole, here's his interview with Chris Cuomo. "TERRORISTS WERE ATTACKING ME" source: mediaite.com \| share:	340
		Bánh mì? How bout I bánh YOU? source: yahoo.com \| share:	55

Tue June 30, 2020
		You don't know how it feels to be me, but you could know how it feels to listen to a newly-released acoustic version of this song that Tom Petty recorded at home back in '93 source: rollingstone.com \| share:	13
		Kanye celebrates wife becoming billionaire by posting pics of tomatoes source: indy100.com \| share:	17
		Dr. Dre's wife detoxes herself, files for divorce after 24 years citing chronic disinterest source: usatoday.com \| share:	23

Mon June 29, 2020
		Former French Prime Minister and his wife are convicted and sentenced to prison over a "fake jobs" scandal that also cost him the country's presidency...that was kicked off by an article in the French equivalent of "The Onion" source: bbc.com \| share:	23
		Hulking Rocky actor Dolph Lundgren, 62, cruelly mocked by very jealous old fat men over his engagement to 24-year-old fiancée (possible nsfw content on page) source: dailystar.co.uk \| share:	82
		Rick & Morty will finally solve the mystery of Rick's wife and Beth's mother source: digitalspy.com \| share:	19

Sun June 28, 2020
		Trying to explain to the wife how you got COVID19 got a bit more awkward for those living in Vancouver source: cbc.ca \| share:	44

Fri June 26, 2020
		Tom Brady on practicing during coronavirus pandemic: "Only thing we have to fear, is fear itself," using the words of the president permanently disabled by a highly contagious disease source: sports.yahoo.com \| share:	43

Thu June 25, 2020
		Judging by this judge's behavior, he shouldn't be judging others' behavior. Judge behavior source: wkbw.com \| share:	29
		The Party of Lincoln? "We can debate about what side was right or wrong, or, you know, whether it was an invasion or a rebellion" source: mediamatters.org \| share:	107

Wed June 24, 2020
		Pilot programme allows Chinese residents to check if their partner has a history of domestic abuse before getting married. However, you must provide your ID as well as the ID of your future spouse. Because that conversation should go smoothly source: theguardian.com \| share:	30
		"Dear Prudence: I accidentally shared erotic fan fiction during a Zoom meeting. What should I do? Will I somehow have sparked the next Twilight franchise?" source: slate.com \| share:	17
(Some Guy)		Here's the June 2020 edition of: "These 30 somethings retired early with $1M+ in the bank thanks to these financial strategies that are utterly non-viable for the majority of folks reading this" source: grow.acorns.com \| share:	40

Tue June 23, 2020
		Son, I am disappoint doesn't even begin to cover it source: cincinnatibell.net \| share:	46
		Was that wrong? Should I not have done that? source: sfgate.com \| share:	27
		Nosferatu would like you to know that BLM is going to steal your wife and children and confiscate your house source: mediamatters.org \| share:	65
		I woke up this morning pensive, with a strange urgency that compelled me to submit not three, but five headlines to Fark. And four were greenlit. Surely this will be a happy day. Nice pegging from the wife, too. Until tmrw, XO. Hey, this does work source: npr.org \| share:	39
		Pence tries to take another bullet for his beloved President, pretends to fall on Air Force 2 stairs to distract from Trump's embarrassing old man ramp shuffle people keep talking about. Nice try Mike, but too obvious source: foxnews.com \| share:	89
		Pence and his mother-wife used old address to vote in Indiana GOP primary...by mail source: thehill.com \| share:	51
		For a organically distanced and non-contact sport, that tennis match put together by Novak Djokovic in Serbia and Croatia is coughing up a lot of infections source: apnews.com \| share:	28

Mon June 22, 2020
		90-year-old comes out because he can't forget the man he fell in love with 70 years ago. And close the damn window, something just got into subby's eye source: lgbtqnation.com \| share:	5
		Justin Bieber says sexual assault allegations against him are "factually impossible," though the mustache isn't helping source: metro.co.uk \| share:	33

Sun June 21, 2020
(Some Guy)		NRA loving Jesus worshiping uber-Christian Republican mayor of Virginia Beach outed for having an affair with twenty-year-old assistant. Bonus: On Twitter, by his wife source: bluevirginia.us \| share:	132
		Look, Rudy, you're really not helping here source: nydailynews.com \| share:	50
		Let's start with these so-called top 10 cheesiest dad jokes EVER for Father's Day and have you add some to see how lame you can get source: liverpoolecho.co.uk \| share:	36
		Past Pat Pat Pass pissed players played pensioners source: weei.radio.com \| share:	8

Sat June 20, 2020
		Interviewer to Trump rally goer: What would make you lose support for President Trump? Rally goer: Committing adultery on his beautiful, classy wife. Interviewer: He committed adultery with Stormy Daniels. Rally goer: Pobody's nerfect source: twitter.com \| share:	140

Fri June 19, 2020
		Lisa Rinna wears nothing but sunglasses in naked photoshoot and I could have stopped after the word nothing, right? Certainly after naked. So any plans for Father's Day weekend? [NSFW] source: pagesix.com \| share:	46

Thu June 18, 2020
(Some Guy)		There may be a few bugs to work out with the A.I. Entertainment Reporter program source: nationeditions.com \| share:	15

Wed June 17, 2020
		Man goes to get another item while his wife waits in long line at Walmart. Too bad it was after closing time source: cbs12.com \| share:	89
		Six degrees of scary Kevin Bacon source: ew.com \| share:	18
		39 year old wife of Congressman Andy Barr (R-KY) passes away, leaving behind two children. Subby is fresh out of snark source: wave3.com \| share:	153

Tue June 16, 2020
		Rep Illhan Omar has announced her father has died from the Coronavirus. No joke, no snark, just a reminder that the virus is STILL out there, still killing people, and that you farkers need to stay safe, wear a mask and keep washing your hands source: nbcnews.com \| share:	123
		Sure we can get a dog but is this actually a dry run for a baby? source: fark.com \| share:	14
		Bio-terrorist tries to take out Congress source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	65
		Dear Deidre: Due to the coronavirus we can only have ten people to Mum's funeral. My eldest sister wants to invite Mum's five siblings, and the other insists on bringing her husband. Are my three kids SOL? Dear LW: Yep; point them to the livestream source: thescottishsun.co.uk \| share:	15
		Profits for liquor stores dries up as people realize that they can get just as drunk on four buck chuck as an $80 bottle of wine source: nypost.com \| share:	18
		"Dear Prudence: My husband doesn't want anyone to know I have a higher IQ than him; apparently, he's not only dumb, but his ego is too fragile. Do I have to hide this fact or is he being a complete misogynist jackwagon?" source: slate.com \| share:	58
		Unless your man has a very SPECIFIC job, if he starts shaving his pubes because he's finally going back to work after the shutdown... He may be cheating source: the-sun.com \| share:	50
		Article about Punisher creator Gerry Conway's BLM fundraiser and attempt at reclaiming the skull symbol with his "Skulls for justice" project - with link source: core77.com \| share:	23

Sat June 13, 2020
		Winners now free to do drugs source: thehill.com \| share:	58
		"They have destroyed our furniture, given us innumerable scratches and scars, and gone through enough cat litter to occupy several landfills. And it's been wonderful". Welcome to Caturday source: theguardian.com \| share:	1073

Fri June 12, 2020
		Dear Abby: Nobody is wearing masks or social distancing, including me. Why are people angry at me for pointing this out? source: chicago.suntimes.com \| share:	23
		The final song recorded by John Prine, entitled "I Remember Everything," has been released. You can listen to it now to the left and get emotional to the right source: nme.com \| share:	7
		Are you a straight man who's excited about opening up your relationship with your wife or girlfriend? Here's one important thing to remember. Hint: sausages source: slate.com \| share:	79
		Man loses Mr. Pickle's franchise after comparing BLM to the KKK source: fox40.com \| share:	78

Thu June 11, 2020
(Some Guy)		Behold the shiatty power of social media source: mymcmedia.org \| share:	64
		Anson Williams files for divorce for the second time this year, demanding a second Fark headline saying his Happy Days are over, this time I mean it source: foxnews.com \| share:	29

Wed June 10, 2020
		Republican first elected in 2016, best known for inept governance and cheating on his wife, plans to run again in 2024. Difficulty: not Trump source: komu.com \| share:	30
		Human remains found on the property of Lori Vallow's husband. Remember her? Her previous two husbands died, as did her brother, and her new husband's wife. Oh, and her kids have been missing since September source: ktvb.com \| share:	110

Tue June 09, 2020
		Florida Woman accused of dressing as a clown to get new trial date. Well, she also shot someone, but yeah, that clown thing source: clickorlando.com \| share:	23
		Britain's Prince Philip turns 99 on Wednesday. Asked to what he attributes his long life, the Prince replied, "centuries of royal inbreeding" source: apnews.com \| share:	48
		We got it, Ted. Nobody wants to see you naked source: thehill.com \| share:	39
		After the gas station incident, Karen Arizona is having an intervention because her husband says she's not normally a raving, unhinged, racist source: azfamily.com \| share:	187
		After the gas station incident, Karen Arizona is having an intervention because her husband says she's not normally a raving, unhinged, racist source: azfamily.com \| share:	187

Mon June 08, 2020
		LA Galaxy cuts player after his wife posts that BLM protestors are "cattle" who should be shot. They're Serbian so I guess that makes her a Karenina source: espn.com \| share:	29
		Retired Navy captain apologizes after his anti-black rant to his wife went public thanks to him not realizing he was broadcasting on Facebook live source: edition.cnn.com \| share:	72
		Drew Brees's wife admits she's a problem source: the-sun.com \| share:	17
		Omaha area County Attorney under investigation after his estranged wife's boyfriend loses his job and gets committed to a mental institution source: omaha.com \| share:	22

Sun June 07, 2020
		RINO population begins to rebound after near extinction in 2016 source: foxnews.com \| share:	83

Sat June 06, 2020
		Legendary music producer Rupert Hine dies at 72, leaving behind a bunch of 80's songs that will get stuck in your head once you find out he produced them source: deadline.com \| share:	25

Fri June 05, 2020
		Willem Dafoe, actor, on making out with his close friend's wife for the movie Tommaso: "You know the rules. You're trying to help each other, you're playing make believe, it's like that. It's an intimacy that has to do with trying to make something" source: observer.com \| share:	45
		Who throws a soap dish, honestly? Marcell Ozuna's wife source: twitter.com \| share:	17
		Sweet bassist Steve Priest has attended his last ballroom blitz source: variety.com \| share:	42
		"My friends say my boyfriend is a misogynist because he's like John Germaine in the episode of Seinfeld 'The Rye.' Is that a reason for misogyny?" source: slate.com \| share:	19

Thu June 04, 2020
		"Florida offers drive-through Botox to quarantined residents." Trying to improve this headline would be like putting lipstick on a pig source: reuters.com \| share:	15
		The most idiotic celebrity marriage in history is about to end source: mirror.co.uk \| share:	70
		The most idiotic celebrity marriage in history is about to end source: mirror.co.uk \| share:	70
		And Winde Cries Melania - Trump's Silicon Sally Trophy Wife Leads Fema on Hurricane Preparedness Briefing source: twitter.com \| share:	144
		The SEC loses another old school coach. Johnny Majors runs through his final tunnel into the light source: edition.cnn.com \| share:	9
		Jurassic Plant source: boredpanda.com \| share:	3
		Jurassic Plant source: boredpanda.com \| share:	3

Wed June 03, 2020
		Sean Hannity and Jill Rhodes divorce after she suddenly realizes she's married to Sean Hannity source: pagesix.com \| share:	89
		More and more Americans are skipping things like mortgage and car payments in order to afford necessities, like Disney+ subscriptions, cell phone plans, and that new gaming monitor source: npr.org \| share:	59
		On the other hand, 24 hour meat vending machines source: foxnews.com \| share:	34
		" I've been on antidepressants for nearly 25 years now, and after multiple attempts to wean myself off I realize I'll be on them forever. The problem is, they've killed my sex drive. How can I get my groove back?" source: slate.com \| share:	12

Tue June 02, 2020
		WaPo "fact checker" gives the Lincoln Project's attack ad on "Rich Mitch" 3 Pinocchios because it falsely says he got rich through making back room deals as a Senator instead of through marrying into wealth and then funneling contracts to his wife source: washingtonpost.com \| share:	29
		Derek Chauvin's wife files to change her last name, probably to Baskin source: edition.cnn.com \| share:	90
		"I wanted a grandchild for years. My son and his wife had one in April; we couldn't visit the hospital due to Covid. They won't let us visit because my husband golfs, I got haircut and we visit friends. How can I make them see they're being selfish?" source: slate.com \| share:	43

Mon June 01, 2020
(Some Guy)		Mother Daughter look-alikes - pick one source: us.hola.com \| share:	79
		Armenian prime minister tests positive for Covid-19, putting the future of Armani suits in jeopardy source: aljazeera.com \| share:	18
		Is there a food or drink you love that nobody else around you does? source: fark.com \| share:	80

Sun May 31, 2020
		UK man dies after being attacked by cows, casting further doubt on herd immunity source: bbc.com \| share:	51

Sat May 30, 2020
		Phil Robertson you are the drake source: yahoo.com \| share:	22

Fri May 29, 2020
		Indonesia's Minister for Politics: "Initially, you try to control it, then you realise you can't. Then you learn to live with it" a) Covid-19 b) your wife c) Both source: abc.net.au \| share:	10
		Because the internet is a savage place and privacy no longer exists in the digital age, we now know that Derek Chauvin's wife once wrote a bad check source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	73
		Therapy via Zoom helps raise up a young boy with Down Syndrome source: apnews.com \| share:	1
		George Conway must really enjoy that couch, throwing shade at his succubus wife and her boss in one fell swoop source: mediaite.com \| share:	33

Thu May 28, 2020
		Zodiac Killer attempts to explain journalism to reporter. Since you're reading this on Fark, you know it doesn't end well source: huffpost.com \| share:	38
		In December email to his AD, Arizona State hoops coach Bobby Hurley complained that nothing was being done to Sexual Harassment Booster who creeped on his wife and other women associated with ASU athletics source: sports.yahoo.com \| share:	15
		"Go back to your own country" shouts hammer waving woman wearing Irish flag t-shirt source: click2houston.com \| share:	110
		This awesome dad is a shoo-in for Father of the Year source: boredpanda.com \| share:	14

Wed May 27, 2020
		Florida Man, in the foyer, with the handgun source: foxnews.com \| share:	43
		Teacher gives students valuable lesson in commitment (to casual racism and masturbation jokes) source: cbc.ca \| share:	57
		"I've been sexting my wife's aunt lately. Is that wrong? Should I not do that?" source: slate.com \| share:	16
		Worst. Secretary of State. EVAR source: nytimes.com \| share:	45
		Dear Abbie, my wife asks me to screw her brains out while she's hammered and calls me a p*ssy when I refuse. What do source: slate.com \| share:	42

Tue May 26, 2020
		This weekend ESPN will host All-Star Wife-Bullying Peloton Ride with over a dozen all-star pro athletes and overbearing husband/coaches source: people.com \| share:	6
		So long Admiral Paris, good bye George Costanza's boss Mr. Wilhelm, vaya con dios T.J. Hooker's boss. Actor Richard Herd has passed away at 87 source: deadline.com \| share:	31
		Christian rock singer: "I am now finding that I no longer believe in God. It didn't happen overnight or all of a sudden. It's been more like pulling on the threads of a sweater, and one day discovering that there was no more sweater left" source: loudwire.com \| share:	79
		Andrea Bocelli never saw Covid-19 coming for him, but he kicked its ass anyway source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	4
		With full-time parenting "isn't human" comment Justin Timberlake has managed to make himself even more punchable. How's your human, or pup, or cat, or hedgie, or furry, or birdie, or marsupial, or reptile, or??? parenting going? source: boredpanda.com \| share:	7
		UK's Stephen Miller: That time during lockdown I drove to a castle with my family, I was just..um..testing my vision was good enough to drive. UK Police: Oh, FFS source: metro.co.uk \| share:	46

Mon May 25, 2020
		Kentucky Flu-Klux-Klan protesters hung an effigy of Governor Beshear outside his home. While he was present. Along with his wife and children source: usatoday.com \| share:	254
		Kevin Hart's family finally understands why audiences are tired of him source: hollywoodreporter.com \| share:	22

Sun May 24, 2020
		But the strep came back, the very next day, yes the strep came back, it just wouldn't stay away source: washingtonpost.com \| share:	11
		High school seniors thought they had everything taken away from them in their last year of high school, then suddenly HOAs source: cleveland19.com \| share:	147
		Dear Annie: My wife likes to walk around the house naked. It was fine when she was younger but her body hasn't aged very well. Should I say something to her? source: al.com \| share:	47

Sat May 23, 2020
		Man spends 32 seconds videotaping the breach of the Edenville Dam in Mid-Michigan. The reason the video isn't longer is because he was too busy trying to find out if anyone was calling 911 source: detroitnews.com \| share:	58
		Cats have performed some amazing tasks in ubiquitous online videos. But one feline video opus will help save struggling movie theaters during the Covid-19 pandemic. Welcome to Caturday source: floridatoday.com \| share:	1213

Fri May 22, 2020
		Biden: 'If you have a problem figuring out whether you're for me or Trump, then you ain't black'. Is it really that hard to just shut up until the election? source: politico.com \| share:	689
		N.J. woman accused of fatally beating wife with wine chiller captured in Texas. Wine chiller currently under interrogation Lone Star style source: nbcnews.com \| share:	37
		"Have YOU donated 110,000 masks to rural Texas hospitals? Be a lot cooler if you did" source: thehill.com \| share:	11
		GOP Senate candidate: 'Let's simply take national media and shut it down source: americanindependent.com \| share:	78

Thu May 21, 2020
		Husband and wife sentenced to death over high car prices. Probably why you don't want to sell cars in Iran source: dailymail.co.uk \| share:	19
		Subby doesn't know what a "Cocomelon" is, but your kids do, and it's heading to Netflix source: marketwatch.com \| share:	7
		Roses are red / Violets are blue / I wrote my wife a poem every day for twenty-five years/ Burma Shave source: bbc.com \| share:	1

Wed May 20, 2020
		Most people put on life jackets when their boat is sinking 12 miles offshore. Then there are these two guys source: wfla.com \| share:	33
		Mary Kate Olsen may have moved on from the show that made her famous, but her marriage ended over the lack of a full house source: inquisitr.com \| share:	43

Tue May 19, 2020
		The slow motion Saturday Night Massacre rolls on, this time with an IG investigating Mitch's wife source: citizensforethics.org \| share:	122
		John Glenn's wife: Killed by Covid-19 at 100 years old source: nbcwashington.com \| share:	49
		Pennsylvania school director believes we should stand our ground against those who refuse to wear a mask source: pennlive.com \| share:	207

Mon May 18, 2020
		The ocean stole Shad Gaspard of Cryme Tyme source: edition.cnn.com \| share:	6
		Pastor who exposed 180 congregants to coronavirus speaks out: "the brainwashing won't stick if we can't get you into a room" source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	63
		Man cannot find anywhere on in-law's 17,000-acre farm that has cellular service from where he can work out of his wife's minivan. Hill area ensues source: dfw.cbslocal.com \| share:	19
(The National)		Turns out that being a beloved, best-selling author doesn't mean that you can't do absolutely, insanely stupid things during a pandemic. We're looking at you, Neil Gaiman source: thenational.scot \| share:	60

Sat May 16, 2020
		PSA: When the three year old asks to pet you and your wife's dog, you should just keep walking, unless you really want to be arrested for attempted kidnapping, perp-walked on the evening news, and run out of the town that you were born and raised in source: news4sanantonio.com \| share:	102
		A man who used God as his anti-viral protection learns his lesson source: patheos.com \| share:	199

Fri May 15, 2020
		Rich guy says public dock near his luxury home gets in the way of his three boats. Bonus: he knew it was there when he bought the house but assumed he could "fix the problem" with enough money and lawyers source: startribune.com \| share:	99
		Finnish Hydraulic Press guy and his wife run out of stuff to crush, decide to shoot a day-long video of all the trains that go by their town, and condense the action to eleven minutes of pure excitement source: youtube.com \| share:	27
		Bob Watson joins his 1970s afro in the great ballpark in the sky source: nypost.com \| share:	7

Thu May 14, 2020
		"One day he will go too far, say something unforgivable - too vulgar, sexist or crude - and be fired or forced to resign." Difficulty: Donald Trump or Howard Stern? Why not both? source: nypost.com \| share:	35

Wed May 13, 2020
		Assault with a deadly bouquet source: thesmokinggun.com \| share:	32
		Trans woman that had case heard by SCOTUS for being fired from funeral home for being trans finds different path back to workplace source: thecut.com \| share:	31

Tue May 12, 2020
		Mirror, mirror, on the wall, Who's the annoyingest wife of all? Season Finale of The FLASH on The CW at 8 PM EDT, then the Legends form a sorority (really) at 9 source: twitter.com \| share:	35
		Images from a Stiller Life source: theguardian.com \| share:	9
		"My husband and I have 3 kids. I have a Ph.D. in literature and hold a job I love. My kids assume my husband is smarter because he's the math and science guy; he doesn't have a doctorate, though. How can I get my kids to see I'm intelligent too?" source: slate.com \| share:	47

Mon May 11, 2020
		U.S. diplomat's wife who killed a motorcyclist while driving on the wrong side of the road: "I have diplomatic immunity." Interpol: "It's been revoked" source: thehill.com \| share:	121
		Real estate CEO made $1.6 million in the stock market in 8 days then gave the money to his employees. Spiffy tag short-sells Unlikely tag source: myfox8.com \| share:	3
		Man who wanted to fight his wife with sword demands she get a psychological evaluation source: apnews.com \| share:	49
		Man has affair with Lady Covid19. Stay your Selva alone source: newsweek.com \| share:	6
		Police called to domestic violence case where a woman hit her boyfriend with a frying pan and slashed his tires with a butcher knife. No info about the whereabouts or status of the sandwich source: mlive.com \| share:	44
		"This is Houston, and there are crazy drivers, and I never would have expected to see them going through a cemetery. Especially when everyone was there to pay their respects during a patriotic flyover" source: abc7ny.com \| share:	56
		"Family game night is here to stay" - Quarantine has brought families closer together, do we have to make a game of it? source: blog.timesunion.com \| share:	19

Sun May 10, 2020
		"My two sons, 8 and 10, are good, healthy eaters; they are food adventurous, enjoy veggies, eating everything we do. My in-laws live next door and give my kids kid food like nuggets instead of salmon when my boys want salmon. I'm outraged. What do?" source: slate.com \| share:	70
		CSB Sunday Morning: This is not my beautiful house. This is not my beautiful wife source: fark.com \| share:	65

Sat May 09, 2020
		The team behind the Doctor Sleep adaptation now tackling Stephen King's Revival source: hollywoodreporter.com \| share:	38

Fri May 08, 2020
		Is it me or do all the racist assholes go grocery shopping in the same California town? source: kusi.com \| share:	153
		Hockey guy apologizes for saying bad things on friend's Instagram which was "hacked" which as we all know, is the online form of blaming the media source: apnews.com \| share:	18
		Wife-like typing detected? source: politico.com \| share:	38

Thu May 07, 2020
		"I guess I won't do this again." As last words go, that's not bad. Tag for the deceased source: msn.com \| share:	89
		Who would have thought there's be so much overlap between people missing the point of Tiger King and people ignoring social distancing? Everyone? Oh, carry on then source: tmz.com \| share:	48
		Honey Boo Boo's Mama June begs fans to pay cash to chat with her (possible nsfw content on page) source: thesun.co.uk \| share:	36
		Congolese soccer player Hiannick Kemba ready to return to the pitch after 48 months out due to his death in a car crash source: sports.yahoo.com \| share:	13
		News: Earl Thomas held at gunpoint. Fark: by his wife. TotalFark: because he was cheating. UltraFark: with his brother source: bleacherreport.com \| share:	38
		"Dear Stoya: I have been with my husband for 25 years. I love my husband unconditionally, and I know that he loves me unconditionally. The problem is we have never ever had sex. He takes Viagra to feel like a man but doesn't use it. What can I do?" source: slate.com \| share:	39
		20,000 teens just received driver licenses without a road test. Good thing there's no one on the roa... oh hi Georgia source: cnn.com \| share:	99

Wed May 06, 2020
		Minor league pitcher finds out his family was killed over Facebook. Wow people take that site too seriously source: cnn.com \| share:	35
		Ryan Reynolds has lost all sense of temporality, wonders if we're in year five of quarantine source: hollywoodreporter.com \| share:	8
		If you think people are pretty horrible lately, here's some photos that will warm the cockles of your shriveled little hearts source: boredpanda.com \| share:	7
(Some Guy)		May 6th is my 20th wedding anniversary. I've been with my wife for nearly 23 years. Our divorce paperwork should come through in the next week or two. Wat do? source: anniversary.us.com \| share:	67

Tue May 05, 2020
(Some Guy)		Marginally proficient cook baking a cake for my wife for Mothers Day. Looking for suggested recipes, LGT one example source: southernliving.com \| share:	15
		Donald Trump would like female journalists to behave more like fictional stereotypical sitcom housewifes from the 1950s and stop being so uppity. He really is Biff Tannen source: twitter.com \| share:	74

Mon May 04, 2020
		Seems like Dog the Bounty Hunter is a real Dog the Booty Hunter as he's now engaged for the second time since his wife's death eight months ago source: tmz.com \| share:	21
		With your eyes covered and nose plugged, you probably can't distinguish an apple from an onion, or your wife from that one girl from that TV show source: popsci.com \| share:	11

Sat May 02, 2020
		For just 150 pesos, you can safely shop for groceries in the style of a legendary luchador source: npr.org \| share:	11
		If you have an extra hundred and twenty five million dollars laying around, William Randolph Hearst's love nest is for sale. Severed horse head not included source: messynessychic.com \| share:	27
		"Thanks for everything, Ted. Sincerely" source: thewrap.com \| share:	45

Fri May 01, 2020
		Hey ladies, you wanna get with an older dude who has nipple piercings? source: foxnews.com \| share:	23
		"Dear Stoya: I am a woman who's begun dating a man who it turns out is a virgin. He went to Catholic school his entire life. He's been reading how to have sex and still hasn't figured out how a woman gets pregnant. What are my options here?" source: slate.com \| share:	50

Thu April 30, 2020
		Q - You know how you can tell a Florida man has broken into your home? A - He's still there, curled up on your couch, snacking your foods source: fox13news.com \| share:	16
		Hall of Famer Andre Dawson has dealt with the coronavirus pandemic from a different perspective -- as a mortician source: 670thescore.radio.com \| share:	7
		I'd ask you to come work in the fields where I grow my farks, but alas, my field is barren source: cnbc.com \| share:	86
		In a rare Entertainment/Geek crossover, a geology teacher tweeted Dwayne Johnson and asked him what his favorite rock was. The Rock replied source: channel3000.com \| share:	27
		Not news: Governor of Illinois issues "stay-at-home" order. News: Is questioned about someone notable violating it. Fark: It's his wife, gone to Florida. Double Fark: Tells reporters to mind their business source: khqa.com \| share:	61
		72-year-old UK man has completed a solo trans-Atlantic rowing trip in 96 days. Asks if he's missed anything source: cnn.com \| share:	29
		"With the No. 1 pick in the 2020 NFL Draft, the Cincinnati Bengals release Andy Dalton" source: nfl.com \| share:	34
		You know who else killed himself 75 years ago today? source: time.com \| share:	79
		A single farm in Louisville supplies the Kentucky Derby with all the mint for their juleps. They are now going to have to mow off 2 tons of it source: washingtonpost.com \| share:	19
		Trump's top domestic policy adviser Joe Grogan resigns, presumably to focus more on podcast, comedy routine, pitching 'Fear Factory' remake source: politico.com \| share:	44
		"My husband won't pick up his toenail clippings off the floor, so I do it and instead of throwing them away I put them in his coffee. Is that wrong?" source: slate.com \| share:	28

Wed April 29, 2020
		One thing the pandemic has made absolutely clear: Those who are in charge of our country have absolutely no idea how much it costs to live in it source: newstatesman.com \| share:	84
		Mario Lopez would like everyone to know that he's getting laid more than you during quarantine source: pagesix.com \| share:	49

Tue April 28, 2020
		Man gives himself a tattoo for every day he's in lockdown. Problem is, he's running out of skin source: nypost.com \| share:	48
		Motocross icon Marty Smith & wife killed in dune buggy wreck at same spot where Boba Fett & Jabba died. Damn Jedis source: tmz.com \| share:	18
		Illinois rule means family can only legally be in their boat when it's in their garage. No word on status of motorboating, man in canoe source: fox2now.com \| share:	126
		"My boyfriend has spent the majority of the pandemic lockdown reconnecting with his ex-wife. Is this a bad sign for our relationship?" source: slate.com \| share:	16
		Meet the 'Modern Milkman, who will deliver milk to your house and his business is booming during the pandemic source: fox43.com \| share:	14

Mon April 27, 2020
		National Treasure Cecily Strong roasts Trump as Gretchen Whitmer: 'That woman' is 'what Trump calls his wife' source: thehill.com \| share:	19
		NYC Mayor Bill de Blasio is giving ANOTHER nepotistic job to his wife? That's it. I'm never voting for him to be mayor again. Narrator: He's term limited source: nypost.com \| share:	29
		Even Howard Stern says he's all in for Ba-Ba-Biden source: hollywoodreporter.com \| share:	39
		Kim Jong-un's disappearance explained - he was standing behind his invisible kids (possible nsfw content on page) source: dailystar.co.uk \| share:	28
		You made the old man cry. There, are you punks happy now? Now get of his damn lawn source: abcnews.go.com \| share:	1

Sun April 26, 2020
		There he goes aaaaand he's safe. Vin Scully is safe at home source: apnews.com \| share:	9

Sat April 25, 2020
		Fast & Furious 33 UK Split: I say, what's all this then, are you popping it out now, love? source: nypost.com \| share:	6
		The Price Is Right's announcer George Gray has won the Showcase Showdown and will be taking home...three massive heart attacks source: tmz.com \| share:	23
		Weasels, angry they can't make money off of a family that wishes no part of their shenanigans, call the subjects self absorbed for refusing to dance for them source: theglobeandmail.com \| share:	81
		Wisconsin is going to have a very bad May source: thehill.com \| share:	108

Fri April 24, 2020
		Chris Cuomo's wife shares health and wellness tips, demonstrates why Fark needs a "woo" tab source: usatoday.com \| share:	38
		Because being constantly stuck inside with the wife and kids is enough to drain even the most zzzzzzzz source: independent.co.uk \| share:	5
		"The former White House advisor turned MAGA celebrity and podcast meme created a stir on social media this afternoon when he declared that "the Left" hates Trump because they hate masculinity and that "manly men" don't hate Trump." Oh sure source: occupydemocrats.com \| share: