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Tue July 17, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Even the White House Office of management and Budget now admits the Deficit will be over $1 Trillion next years, and that number will get worse if the economic growth rate doesn't hit 3% next year--which few people think it will
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Trump's wildlife board claims trophy hunting as good for animals. Also claims 2+2 = 5, black is white, and Duke doesn't suck
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Given that the U.S. president spent the last 36 hours abroad humbling himself to his nation's most dangerous adversary, you could be forgiven if you've forgotten he's also been orchestrating crimes against humanity back home
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump has selected a new paint design for Air Force One. Yes, it's going to be red, white, and blue. Glittery eagles, gold trim, and Trump logo still under consideration
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Your near-daily white folk call cops on black folk thread. Today's offense: a hard screen in a pickup basketball game
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Oh to be a Russian bug in the White House wall
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Mon July 16, 2018
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Apparently it was a white people only coupon
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Coherent GOPer and US envoy to Russia Jon Huntsman: There won't be "much of a relationship left" if Moscow meddles in 2018 elections like we saw in 2016
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(New Japan Pro-Wrestling)
 
 
 
Can Jay White slice up another ex-IWGP champ? Will Okada drop another singles match? Was this all a big mistake? LIVE from HOKKAIDO, this is your NJPW G1 Climax 28: Night 3 thread (5 AM ET on NJPWWorld.com)
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Sun July 15, 2018
(AP News)
 
 
 
Haiti's prime minister resigns amid fuel price hike fallout. Subby looks at gas pump, looks at White House, looks back at gas pump. Hmmm
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
In retaliation for Trump disrespecting CNN's Jim Acosta, the White House cancels John Bolton's appearance on CNN due to Acosta disrespecting Trump
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Sat July 14, 2018
(Metro)
 
 
 
White House facepalms on Twitter, claims Scotland is not part of UK
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Professor who sabotaged a research assistant's career because she wouldn't sleep with him claims that the U.S. is "biased against privileged white males"
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(New Japan)
 
 
 
Can Okada make it rain? Will Jay White kill another announcer? Who will be next to go in front of the Firing Squad? LIVE from TOKYO, THIS is YOUR G1 Climax 28: Night One thread (5:30am ET, exclusively on NJPWWorld.com)
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Fri July 13, 2018
(NYPost)
 
 
 
After 15 years as a top porn actress, Angela White's crowning achievement was showing what happens after sex
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Thu July 12, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
The White House releases a special coin commemorating Trump's attempt to destroy the North Atlantic Treaty Organization
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
So how did Supreme Court nominee Brett Kavanaugh, who earns $225,000/year and no significant assets, rack up over $200k in credit card debt? Well according to the White House, he's a REALLY big fan of the Nationals and bought LOTS of tickets
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Wed July 11, 2018
(FIFA)
 
 
 
Day 28 of the World Cup has the other semi-final. The Three Lions Of England take on the Blazers of Croatia. Which team sporting the red and white will advance? Kickoff is at 2 pm EDT
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Today's "White woman calls 911 on children who have the unmitigated gall to exist while black" story brought to you by Columbus, Ohio
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Tue July 10, 2018
(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
First great white of the season tagged by experts. So if you're bitten by an 11-footer, that's the one
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Mon July 09, 2018
(WECT Wilmington)
 
 
 
Ugly-ass baby white rhino born at NC zoo. (with 'it's not really ugly-ass' pic)
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Black and white stripes don't keep zebras cool and the theory is an old wives' tale, say scientists. In other news, this was apparently an old wives' tale
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Sun July 08, 2018
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Who knew posting video on social media showing white men driving around Huntsville, AL neighborhood, saying they're "ready to shoot some f------g n-----s" would result in their arrests?
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Sat July 07, 2018
(Esquire)
 
 
 
See, Apple hasn't run out of ideas at all
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Hate to break it to you, but noted airplane engineer Ron White already answered this question: all the way to the scene of the crash
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Fri July 06, 2018
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
White supremacist who beat protestors in his spare time has been terminated by his employer Northrup Grumman. Not terminated 'with extreme prejudice,' but still
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(Belleville News-Democrat)
 
 
 
Hazmat situation in a nudie bar. This time it wasn't the buffet
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
White supremacist and indoor sunglasses-wearer Richard Spencer suddenly has a problem with European policy of keeping out undesirables
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Thu July 05, 2018
(NBC News)
 
 
 
White, conservative, evangelical, young, and one of these 3 will be the next Supreme Court Justice
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(NPR)
 
 
 
White House: Hey, nobody's gonna mind if we hire a former Fox News producer who ignored and enabled ongoing sexual harassment during his time with the network as our new Deputy Communications Director, right?
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
The GOP is now a "white-nationalist party with a conservative fringe. Like postwar Germany and Japan, the Republican Party must be destroyed before it can be rebuilt," says noted flaming liberal columnist Max Boot
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(ProPublica)
 
 
 
He was a prominent figure at the "Unite the Right" white supremacist march in Charlottesville, but even though he has a job that requires a top-secret clearance, Northrup-Grumman does not see a problem with him continuing to work for them
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(CBS Sacramento)
 
 
 
Red, white, and poo
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Wed July 04, 2018
(Guardian)
 
 
 
The northern white rhino is not dead yet
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Tue July 03, 2018
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The 4th of July concert from the US Capitol will feature a Motown group, a Latina Broadway star, a Grammy winning gospel singer, and the Beach Boys. The White House 4th of July concert will feature a pianist named Lola Astanova
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(Spiked)
 
 
 
Pundits debate whether "vote for Democrats even though we don't really need you, you deplorable horrible no-good racist white cis-monsters" has been an effective strategy
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(Capital Gazette)
 
 
 
White House grudgingly reverses course, will allow flags to be flown at half-mast for slain Annapolis journalists
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Mon July 02, 2018
(Page Six)
 
 
 
What is it with reporters named 'Brian'?
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
White-tailed squirrels appear in Ann Arbor. Man, those student pranks are getting stranger every year
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Oh, nothing really. Just a verified White House account tweeting Senators about ICE
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
A white humpback calf has been spotted off the coast of NSW. What are the chances Migaloo's been getting his freak on?
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(MSN)
 
 
 
White supremacist rally organizer: "That mean woman said nasty things about me. I want $500 per this anti-dueling law." Judge: "How about $5 and a coupon to go fark yourself"
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Journalists refuse to go on The Spice Rack
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Sun July 01, 2018
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Corey Stewart, the Trump-supporting Virginia republican who wants to return to the days of the confederacy, gathered a group of fellow racists to stage a chant of "BUILD THE WALL" in front of the Red Hen restaurant
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Sat June 30, 2018
(Vox)
 
 
 
White House: The law is what we say it is
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
One-time drummer Dave Grohl snorts at suggestion he could take over for Neil Peart in Rush, says he'd be a Meg White in comparison, adding "She's one of my favorite drummers"
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Some jet-powered douchebag from Long Island says: "Wait for Trump to make his Supreme Court pick and then you can cry when they get confirmed"
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Fri June 29, 2018
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Rod Rosenstein "upset" that the White house used the letter they told him to write justifying the firing of Comey to fire Comey
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Woman arrested after stealing $65,000 worth of jewelry from man. Presumably she needed the money for more eyebrow pencils
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Dopey neighbors call cops on black kid cutting somebody's lawn. These dopes previously called cops on white kids having a snowball fight. They like to call cops on kids. Black kid's business mowing lawns has cut to the front of the line
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Bosio swears on his parents graves that he was describing a white guy as a monkey, can't believe he's been fired
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Thu June 28, 2018
(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
Heads-up, Dallas Farkers: White Rock Lake will soon be Brown Trout Lake, thanks to an upstream 250,000 gallon raw sewage spill
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Hope Solo goes crazy again, saying that soccer has become a rich white kid sport
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
"God is using a brown invasion to push white people out of America as a judgment for abortion," claims Rick Wiles
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Baylor's regents may have used black athletes as scapegoats for its sexual assault scandal so federal investigators wouldn't investigate the old white men that run the school
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(The News & Observer (NC))
 
 
 
NC State Assembly candidate: God is a white supremacist, so it's ok to be racist. Also, Jews are descended from Satan. Wanna guess which party?
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Tue June 26, 2018
(Some Press)
 
 
 
Dear press, it's time to stop normalizing relations with The Trump White House
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(Chron)
 
 
 
Further proof that society is going downhill. 'Minute brand rice introduces new packaging'
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(Politico)
 
 
 
White House insists its "zero tolerance" border policy has not changed even as Customs and Border Patrol announces they won't be doing that anymore because they have neither the manpower or resources to enforce this insane idea any more
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Rep. Maxine Waters: "I did not call for harm for anybody, the President lied again"
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Where da white men at?
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Mon June 25, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
The VA GOP, the same people that recently chose a neo-confederate white supremacist to be their candidate for the US Senate, sends out a tweet attacking the "intolerant left" and asking its supporters to boycott the Red Hen restuarant
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Sun June 24, 2018
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Today on Fox News, a white Trump advisor tells a black Democrat "You're out of your cotton-picking mind"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Florida white guy with guns kills his whole family. Now, how can Trump blame MS-13?
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Sarah Huckabee Sanders' tweet on her official account about being refused service at a restaurant caught the eye of a former White House ethics chief. Hilarity ensues
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Sat June 23, 2018
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Hours after Dear White People's renewal, Netflix announces the season premiere title, "Don't Let Your PR Chief say the N-word"
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Fri June 22, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
White House has grand plan to sell off everything and defund and consolidate every government department that can't be exploited for graft. Here are the horrifying highlights (PDF)
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Young White House staffers amazed to discover that working for a lying racist can carry wide-ranging social consequences
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Chinese Astrology: If you are a snake or a horse, your element is fire. We don't tend to associate snakes or horses with fire, but they are, in fact, flammable
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Netflix renews Dear White People for a third season
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Thu June 21, 2018
(Snopes)
 
 
 
You know that meme floating around claiming that White House adviser and architect of the "zero tolerance" immigration policy Stephen Miller's grandparents came to this country as refugees fleeing anti-Semitic violence in Russia? That's all true
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Wed June 20, 2018
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Trump says he'll back off his administration's family separation policy, and manages to blame Obama for it. The shiatshow continues at The White House. The resistance continues here. It's your MSNBC thread. Strong drinks start at 8 p.m. ET
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Want your house to sell for more? Consider painting the front door this color
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(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
"Stephen (Miller) actually enjoys seeing those pictures at the border," an outside White House adviser said. "He's a twisted guy, the way he was raised and picked on. There's always been a way he's gone about this. He's Waffen-SS"
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(The Root)
 
 
 
White People Are Cowards
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Tue June 19, 2018
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
White House Deputy Chief of Staff for Operations Joe Hagin, who also just suddenly resigned today, worked In Libya with key backers of an alleged "Sex Cult"
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Marine who belonged to a white supremacist group, took part in the Charlottesville rally and bragged about attacking counter-protesters has been court-martialed. Sadly, the words "dishonorable discharge" didn't appear in this sentence
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Inside yesterday's White House briefing. Oh, the memories
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(SacBee)
 
 
 
It's not a selfie, it's science, say scientists who posed next to dead great white shark - sparking uproar by folks who said they 'disrespected' it
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Ryan Zinke, who's responsible for all our National Parks, has spent a decade not building a park in Whitefish, but plenty of rich donors contribute to the foundation run by his wife that was set up raise funds for it. Nothing to see here, citizen
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(Venture Beat)
 
 
 
Prodeum - which promised to revolutionize the fruit and vegetable industry - replaced its website, post-ICO, with a white screen that contained just one word. "Penis"
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
The latest struggle among rich white girls: math
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Mon June 18, 2018
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Trump replaces White House photos of French president with framed pictures of Kim Jong-un
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Politico takes a look at what party officials see as the the future of the GOP: A lily-white retirement city just outside of Disney World
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Sat June 16, 2018
(Axios)
 
 
 
Looks like the White House job fair will have yet another opening to fill
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Fri June 15, 2018
(Wired)
 
 
 
"Hello, White House? Hi, I'm sorry to be calling during dinner, but I just had to share an exciting deal on vinyl siding." *click* "Hello, White House? Do you have life insurance?" *click* "Hello, White House?"
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Have you heard the good news? Roseanne loves you and you are forgiven
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
'Aquaman' first look at Atlantis warriors riding great white sharks, Xebel warriors on "sea dragons" as James Wan tries his best to erase the memory of that Super Friends sea horse for good
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
The rise and fall of an unqualified 24-year-old from unpaid campaign intern, through 6 promotions at the White House, to his ultimate demotion and then firing
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Trump just gave a weapons-grade crazy White House lawn press conference. Here are the seven nuttiest moments. Fark needs a "crazy" tag
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Thu June 14, 2018
(MSN)
 
 
 
Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders denies leaving White House. You see? All rumors. She is an honest person and would never lie to...Sarah?...did you see Sarah?...I swear she was just here...and what's up with this cloud of black smoke?
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(Politico)
 
 
 
How hard is it for the White House to find anyone willing to work there? Let's put it this way: They're holding an "Executive Branch Job Fair" this Friday, and are really hoping to find someone to fill Hope Hick's job and dozens of others
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Unfamiliar with aerial photography, Arizona group determines white crosses painted on ground expose an "international pedophile conspiracy for the benefit of global elites"
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Arizona lawmaker says there "aren't enough white kids to go around"
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Unlike the Philadelphia Eagles, most of the Washington Capitals players would go to the White House if they are invited
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Wed June 13, 2018
(IFL Science)
 
 
 
In the 1920s, Albert Einstein wrote racist comments in his travel diary. In the 1940s, he called racism a disease of white people. What do you suppose changed his mind?
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
White House to block Senate from blocking ZTE deal on the grounds that they really, really like bribe money
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Watch Weezer nail "Africa" by Toto in what might be the whitest performance of all time
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Tue June 12, 2018
(Vox)
 
 
 
Silicon Valley discriminates more than White Power recruiting for the next Klan rally
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Southern Baptist Convention says, "Die, heretic scum" and pushes the Raleigh White Baptist Church off the bridge
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Ivanka and her ventriloquist dummy made $82 million in outside income last year while working at the White House
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
NT Times wakes up about the atrocities under Kim Jong-un, which include indoctrination, prison gulags and executions. All it took was having Trump in the White House
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Mon June 11, 2018
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Senior White House officials explain the Trump doctrine: "We're America, biatches". No word on copulating with the horse that served as your primary form of conveyance
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Sun June 10, 2018
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Gen. John Kelly looking to make a hasty retreat from the White House as the building burns to the ground around him
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
"Fox & Friends" says the North Korea-U.S. summit is an historic "meeting between two dictators"
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Sat June 09, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump doesn't rule out pardoning Paul Manafort. Because innocent people always need a Presidential pardon after getting caught red handed tampering with witness testimony, right?
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Fri June 08, 2018
(CNBC)
 
 
 
White House explains why Singapore was chosen as the site for the North Korea talks: "Once you learn how to pronounce it, it's kind of fun to say"
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Candlelight vigil planned for chicken that was the sole survivor of a slaughterhouse truck crash. Attendees will have the choice of dark or white meat
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Jared Kushner expresses 'annoyance' that Arab nation chooses to support the Palestinians over Israel
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Art of the Deal advice #478: Leave the White House an hour late so your meeting with the French President has to be cancelled. This is a power move
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Why more and more white Americans are opposing all government welfare programs -- even the ones they themselves may benefit from. Spoiler alert: They're racist
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Trump makes preemptive strike, says he won't invite whichever NBA team wins finals to White House
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
White House announces that Trump will depart G7 summit early. Actually productive G6 summit to begin immediately following his departure
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(Do You Remember)
 
 
 
Sign of the Apocalypse #263: A 'Legally Blonde 3' is in the works
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Thu June 07, 2018
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Trump is going to wing it on NK. Ivanka colluded with Cohen and Russians. Two EPA aides resign because Pruitt is the worst. Trump is mad he can't watch porn in the White House. It's your "Jesus, it's only Thursday?" MSNBC thread start time 8pm EDT
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Trump Derangement Syndrome is causing people to speculate about the hostage situation in the White House, claims the living embodiment of the Like And Such As speech
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Trump has a special mirror in the White House where he dreams of being a princess
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Sarah Sanders claims she is "comfortable with her credibility and is an honest person." Experts have determined that too is a lie
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Trump allegedly upset he can't watch porn in the White House. America can be saved if someone can just explain incognito mode to him and how there is pornography online because he will disappear for months like Quagmire
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Former White House press secretaries agree: Sarah Huckabee Sanders's lies hurt America
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(Cincinnati Enquirer)
 
 
 
Woman "drunk on enough bourbon to put her in a coma" drove drunk and killed someone, and the victim was a notorious hateful white supremacist
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Wed June 06, 2018
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Ivanka Trump's White House status has been upgraded from complicit to co-conspirator
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Only one player from the Eagles was confirmed for the White House pep rally, and it was the back-up quarterback
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump thinks we need tariffs against Canada because the burned down the White House in War of 1812 (Narrator: they didn't)
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
LeBron James: "Whoever wins doesn't want to go to the White House." Let's be honest, the Cavs weren't going to the White House even if Hillary was there
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
National Security Council contractor given White House access for more than two weeks after warrant issued for attempted first-degree murder. THE BEST PEOPLE
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Tue June 05, 2018
(MSN)
 
 
 
The old normal: A complete photo history of sportsball champions visiting the White House
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(CNN)
 
 
 
White House aide who was instrumental in the tax law that Trump signed into law, cashes in and joins banking trade group
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Kelly "Die Already McCain" Sadler let go from position at White House so she can focus on Trump's re-election campaign and her budding comedy career
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Update: No, people weren't booing President Trump at the White House today. One guy heckled him and HE was booed. And then somebody called him a... Cover the children's ears... a... Cowboys fan
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(CNSNews)
 
 
 
Pelosi publishes "Fact Check" of Trump's "500th Day" claim - it "was actually his 501st." Now, that THE TRUTH IS OUT, will she demand the White House issue a retraction?
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
White House press secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders: "I am an honest person"
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
What does it matter and who really cares? With no one to turn to when she's not there. Ah, but it's all right, I'll get by. Sarah please, show up at 2 PM EDT for the White House Briefing
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
The real reason Trump cancelled the Eagles visit to the White House? Only 5 out of 80 players were going to attend
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
White House aides believe Trump hired legal team that reflects who he is
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Patriotic jamfest at the White House scheduled for 3pm today. Be sure to stand at attention, no matter where you are
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Trump to Philadelphia Eagles: I'm cancelling your visit to the White House. Philadelphia Eagles to Trump: Screw you, we weren't going to visit anyway
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Mon June 04, 2018
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
White House:"President Trump hasn't done anything wrong"
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Sarah's lies Sarah's sweet little lies (Tell us tell us lies) Oh no no she can't disguise (Can't disguise those smoky eyes) White House Press Briefing at nowhere close to 2PM EDT
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
White House Economics Adviser says Canada is completely overreacting to tariffs imposed on the country after being labeled a threat to US national security
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Someone alerted Fox News that white cops are affected by the opioid crisis, and suddenly they care a great deal about victims of this horrific health epidemic
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Sun June 03, 2018
(Today)
 
 
 
More white nationalist candidates are running for office than ever before. In other news, it's 2018
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Sat June 02, 2018
(Slate)
 
 
 
The White House is in the early stages of planning for Trump's first annual performance review
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Fri June 01, 2018
(NYPost)
 
 
 
You mean if foreign governments know the President is dumb enough to use an unsecured cell phone they will plant listening devices near the White House? Get the hell outta here
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Candidate for Virginia congress says Adolf Hitler a "white supremacist hero," and it only gets worse. Much worse
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Roseanne Barr "begged" ABC executives not to cancel her show
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Thu May 31, 2018
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Walmart introduced a $50 month 'white glove' shopping experience that includes free shipping and 'personal service', which is a step-up from no-service that many shoppers currently enjoy
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(Politico)
 
 
 
The White House has refused to respond to numerous requests from the government's watchdog agency, the GAO. In response, the White House said: Have you met us? Do we look like we DO "accountability"?
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Things have gotten so bad in Trump's White House you have bosses calling subordinates "biatch" and meaning it
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(Politico)
 
 
 
In a move that should surprise exactly nobody, Trump nominee to run the Bureau of Population, Refugees and Migration is employed by a white supremacist think tank
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Study: White Americans support social programs that would help them...until they find out black people might also benefit from those same programs
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Wed May 30, 2018
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Good news everyone, Melania is totally fine and has been at the White House this whole time. She can even prove it by including some of D2S's favorite phrases in her Tweet telling us so
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(WGNO)
 
 
 
All-star identity thief copies LinkedIn resume, lands six-figure job, GETS PROMOTED five months later. Since you're reading this on Fark....
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Mon May 28, 2018
(Axios)
 
 
 
The White House communication team is turning on each other like it was a scene from "The Death of Stalin"
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(Ipswitch Star)
 
 
 
UK Home Office threatens to deport foreigner with no proof of residency. Difficulty: Old white Danish lady who used to be councillor and Mayor of a major town
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Sat May 26, 2018
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Trump is now claiming the quotes the White House provides are "phony" when they are reported by the NYT
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
So what exactly is the White House Gift Shop, other than a place to buy novelty alt-history summit coins?
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Fri May 25, 2018
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
"President Trump pointed to a window in the White House. 'She is doing great. She's looking at us right there.' Reporters turned to look. There was no sign of the first lady"
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(Esquire)
 
 
 
White Castle to add vegan burgers to its menu
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Thu May 24, 2018
(Refinery29)
 
 
 
Body language experts show how to tell if Sarah Huckabee Sanders is lying. One clue is whenever she's saying something about Donald Trump
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Racist president pardons white woman's husband
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Wed May 23, 2018
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
German company Super Dickmann's lives up to its name
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Growing sinkhole on White House lawn. Michael Cohen offers $130,000 to shut it up
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(The Mary Sue)
 
 
 
The sinkhole that opened up on the White House lawn? It happened exactly one year after a sinkhole opened up on the Mar-a-Lago lawn. Spooky tag is off looking for Buffy
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(Ranker)
 
 
 
A day in the life of a 16th century professional executioner. It's like reading a white cop's diary, but with more swords
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Old white lady who wrote Earth Wind & Fire's September says Taylor Swift's unplugged cover of it sounds "lethargic as a drunk turtle ... boring." Subby's mind is blown by both awful cover idea and the fact a white person came up with that EW&F jam
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Tue May 22, 2018
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Turns out the police did shoot at the white guy. Some of the victims may have been "collateral damage"
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Hellmouth appears on White House lawn
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
So many question, so few answers. The lying is scheduled to start at 3:00 EDT, but we know even that is a lie. This is your White House "Daily" Press Briefing discussion
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
1) Write song containing 15 instances of the n-word. 2) Invite white woman up on stage to rap it with you. 3) Outrage when she raps it with you. 4) Facepalm tag for everyone involved
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Oh, nothing, just the FBI investigating whether Missouri governor Eric Greitens might have attempted to bribe state lawmakers to vote against his impeachment
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Mon May 21, 2018
(Sportsnet)
 
 
 
If the Winnipeg Jets make the post-season again next year, start your search for white clothing well before the first day of the playoffs
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Gina Haspel confirmed as Torturer-In-Chief and the White House triples down on "animals" fearmongering. I want off of this planet on this Monday edition of the MSNBC Discussion thread. Drink away the pain starting at 8PM EDT
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Kids died, meh. It's not like they were White fetuses
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Investigators are finally getting their first look at the files taken from Michael Cohen, No comment from the White House on when Trump will send out his 'next witch' hunt or 'no collusion' tweets
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(White House)
 
 
 
It looks like Breitbart is now writing articles and headlines for WhiteHouse.gov
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
John Oliver predicts John Bolton will be the next White House staffer to go after being contradicted by Trump, "a man who would double down on a f*cking typo"
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Sun May 20, 2018
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Judge who set up living trust to reward his children only if they married white, opposite sex Christians says that does not make him a bigot. Of course not...now the use of the n-word and homophobia...(tag is for mom throwing him under the bus)
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(National Review)
 
 
 
Signs of the apocalypse: the Northeast is building arks due to torrential flooding, the British Royal Family is not 100% white, and National Review has a surprisingly non-derpy opinion on mass shootings
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Sat May 19, 2018
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Melania Trump's condition downgraded to "White House Resident"
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Fri May 18, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Deciding to go full Stupid Watergate, a White House aide taped Trump meetings because he wanted to "impress friends" later with them
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(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
"Hey, buddy, whatcha doin' up here? Shootin' stuff? Yeah, that's cool. This is a good spot for it. Well, gotta go. Good luck, eh"
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Thu May 17, 2018
(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Sanders is back, although there is so little to talk about now that there is peace in the Middle East and Trump has declared no collusion in the Russia probe. Maybe they'll just share pie recipes at today's White House Press Briefing. 1:00 EDT
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Trump gonna Trump. "These aren't people. These are animals." Was it just about the bad element or all immigrants? We link...you deride
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Wed May 16, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
Possibly to prepare them for their future prison stays, "Men in Suits" carrying handheld detectors routinely run unannounced sweeps of the West Wing of the White House looking for staffers with unauthorized cell phones
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(Politico)
 
 
 
"The 'football incident' illustrates how "Veep"-levels of clumsiness in the Trump White House reach all the way to the top of the chain of command - and underscores how,, Kelly is acting like a middle school principal than a Cabinet-level executive"
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
White house is completely cool with North Korea blowing up their meeting, in fact they expected it. They would have been disappointed if they hadn't
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Northern Virginia commuters face commuting hell after high water on the Potomac causes the infamous White's Ferry to close. Wait, don't ferries normally go in the water?
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(Fox 19 Cincinnati)
 
 
 
In a story that should shock no one on Fark, Alabama church displays sign that says "BLACK FOLKS NEED TO STAY OUT OF WHITE CHURCHES"
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Tue May 15, 2018
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
The Tories are prepared to authorize the release of a white paper finally detailing what they want out of Brexit
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Oh, nothing...except that the White House has eliminated the role of cyber coordinator to make America great ag--+++CARRIER LOST+++
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(Quartz)
 
 
 
White people's bland food isn't just an Internet meme. It's a centuries-long obsession
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(AOL)
 
 
 
White House Inmate #30756 Kellyanne Conway suggests Trump administration officials are using the media to 'shiv' each other
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Bill O'Reilly refuses to fark off
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Mon May 14, 2018
(Facebook)
 
 
 
Has anyone noticed that a particular white nationalist hand sign looks a lot like the American Sign Language sign for "asshole"?
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Look, the President has been perfectly clear. The tweet speaks for itself and I refer you to outside counsel if you want to discuss today's White House briefing. 1:30 EDT
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(Fox 61 Connecticut)
 
 
 
White House aide told Meghan McCain she would apologize publicly for joking about her dying father, but hasn't
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(MSN)
 
 
 
White House staffers impersonate each other when they leak info to the press. Only the Best People
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Sun May 13, 2018
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
White man goes on racist rant against Muslim woman wearing a niqab while standing in line at a coffee shop. The barista's actions, however, speak volumes
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Because of course United would eject a black woman and her kids from a plane at the request of a white man
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Because there's no White Castle near your vacation spot?
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Kathy Griffin dishes on her experience at The White House Correspondent's Dinner and after party
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Sat May 12, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Mick Mulvaney thinks there was nothing wrong about that White House aide mocking John McCain's medical condition because it was a joke at a private meeting and none of us should have heard it because we weren't there
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
As a consequence of leaving the deal with Iran, US intel agencies fear increased cyber attacks from that country. Good thing John Bolton fired the white house cybersecurity chief last week then, right guys?
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Fri May 11, 2018
(The Week)
 
 
 
40% of military personnel non-white. Guess what percentage of military spouses hosted by the White House were non-white
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Sarah Sanders says that Michael Cohen selling presidential access to AT&T is proof that Trump is "draining the swamp." 0_o
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Dentists offer a "free whitening" service, decide to dress in traditional Japanese, Native American, and Scottish garb for the ad campaign. Naturally, people are upset
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Since it's Friday, one glass of white wine increases your risk of prostate cancer. Tomorrow, a glass of red wine will take ten strokes off your golf game, and your Sunday morning mimosa will cause your bladder to swell to the size of a basketball
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Thu May 10, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
White House's purveyor of falsehoods, lies and alt-truth denies that the White House has a crisis of credibility
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(MSN)
 
 
 
So what is killing the West Coast's young great white sharks? Besides knights in golden armor, that is
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(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Oligarch-controlled company that paid Michael Cohen $500,000 also registered dozens of white supremacist-themed domain names from 2016 to 2017
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Wed May 09, 2018
(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I live in a big city; I am white, married, heterosexual, and cisgender. We have a lot of LGBTQ friends; however, they mock my 'vanilla' sex life and say my husband and I are unnatural for not being poly. Should I get new friends?"
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Tue May 08, 2018
(Business Insider (Australia))
 
 
 
Melania Trump bullied by White House to back off her cyber-bullying campaign because it puts too much of a spotlight on Trump
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
White House says they reached out to Waffle House shooting hero. They lied
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(Rock107)
 
 
 
Whitesnake spend months in studio recording new album. Lose everything in "a technical catastrophe." All three fans inconsolable
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(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Define 'master race': Greasy Adolf hipster has to beg his fellow white nationalists for money after his latest fundraising campaign cost more than it made. Again
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Mon May 07, 2018
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The Washington Post finally says what everyone knows to be true: Mar-a-Lago isn't the 'Winter White House.' It's just an embarrassing cash grab
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Melania finally releases her official White House campaign against cyberbullying as First Lady. Fark: She plagiarized it from Obama
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(CBS Minnesota)
 
 
 
Man running piñata business at home fills order for piñatas representing white, Latino, and black wedding party, hangs them on front porch. Hilarity ensues
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Sarah Huckabee Sanders confirms First Lady Melania Trump is indeed living away from the White House, with her parents in the DC suburbs
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
♪ Bottle of red, bottle of white, shouldn't have served it to that 79 year old woman crashing through your Italian restaurant
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
"Rosenstein and top F.B.I. officials have come to suspect" "some lawmakers were using their oversight authority to gain intelligence about that investigation so that it could be shared with the White House", which was obvious to Farkers months ago
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Fri May 04, 2018
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Restaurant chain pays $3 million bias settlement after refusing to hire "old white guys". See, sometimes it pays to yell at clouds
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(Daily Inter Lake)
 
 
 
A very Montana news report: "Someone called the Whitefish Police Department with questions about what she can and can't do regarding a horse in town"
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Yes, but it's kind of cute
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
White House Counsel, Don McGone
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Thu May 03, 2018
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
When White House cabinets are fiefdoms, you send your vassals to launch attacks on other cabinets. This enrages Emperor L'Orange
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
White House admits that they might have to rip out a few fingernails with rusty pliers to get their Torture Dominatrix named Director of Central Intelligence & Torture
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Wed May 02, 2018
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Remember that time Lex Luthor became President of the United States and Clark Kent poked fun at him at the White House Correspondents' Dinner?
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Tue May 01, 2018
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
I don't even know how to improve on this headline: ~~Sarah Sanders: White House 'raid' on Trump's former doctor is 'standard operating procedure'~~
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
New White House Communications Director disgusted over Michelle Wolf's performance, tweets about liberal elites in a limo on the way to an exclusive after party
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
The Hill chooses to die on the one labeled "Not attending future White House Correspondents' Association dinners until our feelings are no longer hurt"
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(Chess.com)
 
 
 
Nazi wins women's Armageddon chess championship... And no, it's not what you think
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Notable standup comedian Tucker Carlson declares "the death of comedy" following Michelle Wolf's scathing, hilarious routine at the WHCD
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The latest allegations against Ronny Jackson are coming from...inside the White House
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(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Tennessee Homeland Security takes aim at protesters during Nazi rallies, saying the White Supremacists "typically aren't the issue"
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Mon April 30, 2018
(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Bad idea Jeans: Nothing is gonna happen if I swallow these two bags of white powder during a traffic stop, right?
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Not news: someone has called President Trump an idiot on multiple occasions. Fark: that someone is White House Chief of Staff John Kelly
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Mystery of the Missing White House tree solved: The tree was moved to quarantine, "like other plants or animals brought into U.S. territory." Translation: someone fished it out of the dumpster
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Want a job at Trump's White House? Nod at him
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Comedian smacks down White House. Trump will either look like an idiot by tweeting against it, or he will look weak with Republicans
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
This meeting of evangelists at the White House could signal Trump's end times
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Sun April 29, 2018
(Politico)
 
 
 
White House still stands by Ronny Jackson for VA Secretary. As far as him returning to his old job, weelllll, they're gonna have to get back to you on that
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(The Root)
 
 
 
Rich, white Upper West Side liberals throw a group hissy over plans to diversify their schools
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Remember Stephen Colbert at the 2006 White House Correspondents' Dinner? Michelle Wolf just one upped that. Starting at 52 minute mark
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Fri April 27, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
During an event with Team USA Paralympians at the White House Trump says that watching disabled people is "a little tough to watch too much, but I watched as much as I could"
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Photoshop this impromptu burial on the White House lawn
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Who takes out a 2nd mortgage to shut up a buddy's mistress? Someone who expects that said buddy will reward his loyalty by making him White House Chief of Staff, that's who
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(Hack A Day)
 
 
 
Robot does your punishment by writing lines on the whiteboard
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Thu April 26, 2018
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Trump briefly kidnaps the children of White House journalists
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Comrade Stein refuses to turn over campaign documents to Senate Russia Investigation. Those letters to Putin must be very steamy
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Republican congresscritters, apparently awakening from a 15-month collective coma, express fear that Candyman Jackson's VA nomination has "cast a pall" on the White House
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Wed April 25, 2018
(Splinter News)
 
 
 
Megyn Kelly's ratings have gone from bad to seppuku
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(The Root)
 
 
 
The lowdown of the meeting between NFL players and owners has been leaked. The owners admit Kaep has been hung out to dry because they're afraid of offending white fans. So we can stop pretending it's for football reasons now
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(White House)
 
 
 
Donald Trump openly admits to blackmailing Rand Paul into changing his Pompeo vote in this transcript brought to you by Whitehouse.gov
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Tue April 24, 2018
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Looks as though Trump's White House doctor, who said glorious leader Trump is in glorious health, is out of the running for VA Secretary. French media deems their president's meeting with Trump a failure. It's the Tuesday MSNBC thread, kicking off at 8 PM ET
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
California Democrats eye 2020 White House run, because if there's anyone who's in tune with mainstream Americans, it's them
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Why did we get Trump? Study says: because white people are afraid of a world where they have to share
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
As a general rule of thumb, you should avoid using slavery puns in your promposal. "If I was black, I'd be picking cotton, but I'm white, so I'm picking u 4 prom"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Former White House doctor and current VA Secretary pick may have done worse things than just lie about Trump's weight
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Mon April 23, 2018
(WRCB)
 
 
 
New Tennessee Vols football coach upset that only 65,000 people showed up for the spring orange and white game. That's about 64,000 more than I would have expected for this train-wreck of a team. This guy seems like a real anal orifice
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(Some Guy)
 
Video
 
Because normal mobile phone fishing games are too namby-pamby, Japan unveils "god-level" fishing game Fishing Strike for serious gamers only. Admire boobalicious babes, Satriani-esque guitar work, and great white sharks. Goddam
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(Ogden Standard-Examiner)
 
 
 
White House to Senator Rand Paul: How do you vote for Kerry and against Pompeo?
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Waffle House shooter had his guns confiscated, firearms license suspended after attempting to enter the White House, until his father decided to restore his 2nd Amendment rights
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
White Sox reliever Danny Farquhar on 10-day disabled list with brain hemorrhage. Wait, what?
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Sun April 22, 2018
(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Gunman kills three in Tennessee Waffle House before fleeing. Police describe the suspect as white male with short hair. He was last seen naked
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Fri April 20, 2018
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Jared Kushner's documents turn plaid as document shredders set to ludicrous speed
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(iNews (UK))
 
 
 
Skyler White and Scrappy-Doo tied for the most annoying TV characters of all time? The Walking Dead has too many to choose from - but people keep watching for some reason
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
YouTube ran top brand ads on white supremacist channels
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Thu April 19, 2018
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
OK, which one of you Farkers also writes headlines for HuffPo?: "Conservative Pundit S.E. Cupp Hits Trump White House Right In The Balls"
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(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
One third of the Great Barrier Reef was killed by the 2016 heatwave, but on the bright side it was bleached so white that it can wait all day at Starbucks and not be harassed by anyone
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
It is quite fitting that Playboy magazine will host a reception after this year's White House Correspondents' Dinner. No, not for that reason
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Concern was expressed by old white guys over what would happen "if there are 10 babies on the floor of the Senate." Has this become a problem?
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(US House of Representatives)
 
 
 
Scott Pruitt Is Now Being Investigated By The House of Representatives, Senate, White House, Office of Management and Budget, Government Accountability Office, EPA IG, Inspector Gadget, Rocky and Bullwinkle, Magnum PI and the Scooby Gang
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Just a tip, but if you plan on robbing a Gamestop and wearing a mask to conceal your identity, you may want to choose one not made out of a clear white plastic
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(PRRI)
 
 
 
White evangelical support for Trump soars to 75 percent. Heck, a couple of more porn star affairs and he could run the table
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Wed April 18, 2018
(STLToday)
 
 
 
White House is working on the Missouri governor's situation involving lawsuits, extramarital affairs, and alleged crimes because if there's one thing they know, it's how to make it all go away
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Sean Hannity, unofficial White House Chief of Staff
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Hipster anti-abortion activist outed as actual Nazi: "Hatten had opposed Trump, who she described as "creepy, gross and tacky" but after his election she says she was moved to support him-and his push to make America a nation for white people"
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Well, the White House released a statement on Barbara Bush's passing...and they got the farking date wrong
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Tue April 17, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Let's check in on the race to replace Paul Ryan in his district. On the left, Iron Stache leads the Dem primaries. On the right, a vocal white nationalist is currently the only Republican candidate
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
White House sends Mnuchin out to explain Trump's twitter diarrhea regarding China and Russia's currency manipulation, as well as the reason why it contradicted a report issued by Mnuchin's Treasure Dept. on the same matter
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Sen. Bob Corker is free to speak his mind about Trump, except well, apart from calling the White House an adult day care center and insinuating the President wasn't fit for office, he has yet to make his mind up on if he would still vote for him
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Russian State media "Hey here's what it would look like if somebody nuked the White House"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Donald J. Trump introduces the most perfect person to serve as his White House Communications Director: Donald J. Trump
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Mon April 16, 2018
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
An American woman has won the Boston Marathon for the first time since the last time an elderly, addled Republican was in the White House
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump to meet with Nigerian Prince at White House. Hopefully he'll bring that huge inheritance that he wants to split with Trump if Trump will front him half
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Sun April 15, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
Nice sentiment, but we hate to inform you that a) he doesn't drink alcohol, and b) he ain't letting you in to the U.S. unless you miraculously turn white, European, and preferably rich. But like we said, nice sentiment
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Alex Jones loses his shiat on-air over the Syria strike. At this point, he just sounds like a WWE wrestler
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Sat April 14, 2018
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Will Alec Baldwin drop some Trump truth bombs? Will Stefon return? Will we see Trump's love child? Will Putin return to assure us all? John Mulaney hosts and Jack White is the musical guest. Saturday Night Live, 11:30 PM ET on NBC
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(Charlotte Observer)
 
 
 
Democratic candidate says he's "a member of the African-American community." Candidate is also whiter than a Pat Boone concert in Branson
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Fri April 13, 2018
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
U.S. publishers say they're worried about the price of newsprint under proposed new tariffs. White House says it's just a case of pulp fiction
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Trump needs to find a distraction. Announcement from the White House at 9pm Eastern
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
News: Suspected white supremacist blows himself up making ISIS style bombs in Wisconsin. Fark: He had so many explosives in his apartment firefighters decided it was safer to just let the entire 16 unit building burn down
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(Fox 4 KC)
 
 
 
Teacher draws amazing pictures on her white board every day to get kids interested in learning, and holy fark is she good
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Thu April 12, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
Next up to be discredited by the uncredible White House: Deputy Attorney General Rod Rosenstein
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(ABL13 Houston)
 
 
 
If you don't like meat but enjoy hurting animals, White Castle has a new product for you
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(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
Heinz is creating "Mayochup," and it sounds an awful lot like Utah fry sauce. "As a white, middle-class male raised in Utah, this might be my only chance ever to be on the business end of cultural appropriation. I CHOOSE TO BE FULLY AGGRIEVED"
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Wed April 11, 2018
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
The White House says they hold Syria & Russia responsible for the chemical attack. Theresa May orders submarines to move within missile range of Syria. Paul Ryan to spend more time at the gym. It's your MSNBC thread. Fun starts at 8 PM ET. Doors now open
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(Quinnipiac University)
 
 
 
20% of the American public will support any nonsense you poll them on, except firing Robert Muller, when it drops to 13%
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(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
"Crowd" of 974 White Sox fans watch beloved team extend home losing streak, to the 3 -8 Tampa Bay Rays
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Ah c'mon White Sox, do it
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Tue April 10, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
That large Black Lives Matter group that you donated money to is actually a middle-aged white guy in Australia
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
White House reporter April Ryan:"Does President Trump consider stepping down?" Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders *clutches pearls*:"How DARE you?"
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
White House says President Trump "certainly believes he has the power" to fire Mueller. Well, he also believes he had the biggest inauguration crowd in history, so there's that
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Well at least Rand Paul ADMITS he's a hypocrite, which.. is kinda refreshing: "I may or may not have been as consistent back {during Whitewater}, to tell you the truth, but I've come to believe that now these special prosecutors have too much power"
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
Evangelicals back Trump because his White House is "clean and scandal free." That's the joke
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(Media Matters)
 
 
 
Tucker Carlson's show has become all about mainstreaming white supremacy
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Mon April 09, 2018
(Flickr)
 
 
 
Photoshop this nice day for a white weasel
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
The good news is that after the '80s, there was a lot less white supremacy in textbooks. The bad news is that it was there into the 1980s
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(AOL)
 
 
 
Much like any attractive female within arm's reach, older educated white people are shifting away from Trump
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Former chair for the Joint Chiefs of Staff worries there are too many generals in the White House
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Sat April 07, 2018
(Comic Book)
 
 
 
Will Alec Baldwin return as Trump? Will we get another Black Panther parody? Can anything top Stefon's return? Will we finally get a White House Survivor parody? Chadwick Boseman hosts, whoever Cardi B is is the musical guest. SNL, 11:30 PM ET on NBC
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(The Japan News)
 
 
 
Fujifilm to F-stop production of black-and-white camera film and photographic paper due to lack of demand
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump: 'Some of you may die, but that is a sacrifice I am willing to make'
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Fri April 06, 2018
(Falls Church News-Press)
 
 
 
Longest-serving member of White House Press corps Connie Lawn will soon be under one
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Thu April 05, 2018
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
White House Deputy Press Secretary says "I can't speak to the future of Scott Pruitt," forgets to add, "because he has none"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
White House may roll back protections of 300+ endangered species because Fark it, nothing's good anymore
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
White House is not OK with Pruitt's skeevy apartment deal. Looks like Scotty forgot to give Trump his cut
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(Herald Online)
 
 
 
Old white guy shocked by racist graffiti on his driveway, has cops take report. "It turned out to be my granddaughter's boyfriend, who is black, making an artistic statement"
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Wed April 04, 2018
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Former Nunes staffer says that Trump corrupted Nunes. "The pressure from the White house was just too great." Devin? I think we'll let Dostoevsky finish this headline: "Your worst sin is that you have destroyed and betrayed yourself for nothing"
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Jack White has the #1 album in the US thanks to physical sales, not downloads
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Tue April 03, 2018
(Charlotte Observer)
 
 
 
Joe Biden adds new dates, will melt your face on his ongoing "American Promise" tour. He's only playing Battleground States? That Trans-Am could be back in the White House driveway
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(Rotten Tomatoes)
 
 
 
How long before Armond White can't be quiet and ruins the 100% rating of "A Quiet Place"?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Wall Street: "Leave Amazon alone and don't start a trade war." White House: "Oops"
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Mon April 02, 2018
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Daily Caller is really upset that CNN's Jim Acosta asked Trump questions that made him look like a fool during the Easter egg hunt at the White House
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Trump invites the President of the United States to the White House
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
MMA world was thrown into chaos when news broke that Tony Ferguson apparently suffered a knee injury after tripping while attempting to say hi to an acquaintance
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Sun April 01, 2018
(Dallas News)
 
 
 
Trump's proposed border wall has now been shortened in size - by half - to 1,000 miles. The way things are going, the finished product will be a white picket fence in a front yard in El Paso
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Let's duck behind the velvet curtain into the land of crazy that is Trump's White House
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(Austin Statesman)
 
 
 
Man used a hypodermic needle as a weapon during a robbery. What a prick
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Sat March 31, 2018
(Jackson Free Press)
 
 
 
A quick math problem: if 53% of gang members are white, how many white people have been arrested with the state's anti-gang laws since 2010? Hint: the state is Mississippi
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
The White House insists Shulkin resigned, states we have always been at war with Eurasia
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Fri March 30, 2018
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
James Earl Ray was framed for the assassination of Martin Luther King, Jr. This worldview brought to you by: a) Modern-day neo-Nazis and white nationalists, b) Deep-state conspiracy theorists, or c) MLK's family
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Only an idiot would want to be the next White House Communications Director, according to the guy who's married to the next White House Communications Director
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Jack White named as the latest SNL musical guest you'll hit mute for
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Pecker used a White House dinner hosted by his friend and business partner Donald Trump to court the Saudis for the cash he needed to buy Time Magazine
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Thu March 29, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
Austin Police Chief solves the riddle, 'What do you call a white guy who detonates bombs in an American city?'
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Milo Youknowipocketedthis's charity for white men closes amid questions about which white man it benefited other than himself
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Trump lawyer Ty Cobb in an on-the-record interview, saying that his job is to "make sure that the White House interacts with the special counsel in an honorable, ethical, responsive way." Ty Cobb to be fired in 3... 2... 1
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(Eat Sip Trip)
 
 
 
Know your peppercorns: when to use black, white, pink and green. How do you like to keep things spicy?
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
I'M ERIC posts a Jeopardy clue on Twitter, winds up getting an education in mockery
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Chief of Staff John Kelly loses his White House cred as Chief Trump the Thug blazes his own path on staffing and policy moves
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