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Thu July 02, 2020
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Man, the Confederates haven't had their asses whipped this bad in Richmond since 1865
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Only two states meet the minimum requirements to even think about reopening
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Wed July 01, 2020
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Q: What happens to the good apples in police departments who try to hold bad apples accountable? A: They get funneled to desk work, get demoted, or outright fired for their malfeasance
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Mon June 29, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
I have to be at the quarantine in 26 minutes
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Sat June 27, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
New study finds credit card spending at restaurants leading indicator for increases in COVID-19
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Fri June 26, 2020
(The Marshall Project)
 
 
 
The death rate in prisons is outrageous. We have a plague that is killing prisoners, the elderly, the poor, and the homeless--our most vulnerable. And Christian evangelicals are fine with it. Jesus wept
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Thu June 25, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
When a staid news organization like CNN is openly using words like "Apocalyptic" in their headlines for stories about a pandemic, well you're either getting zombies, or what we have incoming in the next few months..and the zombies would be preferable
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Today's article designed to freak out your racist elderly white relatives: "For the first time, nonwhites and Hispanics were a majority of people under age 16 in 2019"
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Tue June 23, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
"I went to Myrtle Beach, and all I got was this lousy t-shirt...and coronavirus"
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(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
Man who sued police for wrongful arrest and spending year in jail pulls officer out of burning car. "No matter what other people have done to me, or other officers, I thought, 'this guy deserves to make it home safely to his family.'"
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Sat June 20, 2020
(Delish.com)
 
 
 
Anheuser-Busch will pay Drew $20,000 to exercise
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Mon June 15, 2020
(MEL Magazine)
 
 
 
News: West Virginians want to replace confederate statues. Fark: With statues of mothman
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Wed June 10, 2020
(GOP)
 
 
 
Somehow, Trump being popular among a dwindling number of Republicans is an indicator that he's gaining momentum for a general election win
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(ElectoralVote)
 
 
 
Dark red in only one state with more than 9 electoral votes, and Barack Obama won that one in 2008. Texas, Iowa tied
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Georgia denies that e-voting machines are faulty, says it's a simple matter of no one including poll workers knowing how to use them
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Judge: Look, you've done this shiat for 400 years and enough is enough. No "absolute immunity for fear-based use of deadly force against African Americans"
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Tue June 09, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Attention residents of Georgia, Nevada, North Dakota, South Carolina and West Virginia, please remember to exercise your civic duty and VOTE today
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Sun June 07, 2020
(Billboard)
 
 
 
Snoop Dogg is going to vote for the first time in 2020. "For many years, they had me brainwashed thinking that you couldn't [vote] because you had a criminal record....My record's been expunged, so now I can vote"
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Sat June 06, 2020
(Do You Remember)
 
 
 
Some guys liked Ginger. Some guys liked Mary Ann. Speaking of which, whatever happened to Mary Ann?
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Thu June 04, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
West Virginia governor says he'd LOVE to have RNC in his state and would welcome ANY Presidential convention...well, maybe not one. Care to guess which one that is?
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Carpenter Technology lays out a blueprint to cut its workforce by 20% and furlough other employees. jeesus, that's gotta hurt
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Mon June 01, 2020
(Thrillist)
 
 
 
You can get paid $20K to drink beer & hike the Appalachian Trail in 2021
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Fri May 29, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
While Trump rages, the states give a bipartisan shrug and quietly continue preparing for an effective, mail-heavy election
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Thu May 28, 2020
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Lions could move training camp to West Virginia just to let players know Detroit ain't so bad
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Wed May 27, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
You get almost everything else from Amazon, might as well get your news too
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
The DOJ finds proof to back up Trump's claims of rampant election fraud. Oh look, it's a Republican. Again
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Fri May 22, 2020
(Upworthy)
 
 
 
2Scoops' kryptonite: women with names
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Thu May 21, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump threatens legal action against states using vote-by-mail. Trump campaign urges voters to request absentee ballots. Well. Oiled. Machine
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Tue May 19, 2020
(Buzzfeed News)
 
 
 
Igor Kolomoisky, the Ukrainian oligarch who told Lev Parnas to take a hike when he tried to use Kolomoisky to arrange a meeting between Zelensky and Giuliani, is now under US grand jury investigation. What a strange coincidence
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(MSN)
 
 
 
What the hell Missouri maybe next time try a rum and coke
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(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
Little kids +little animals = magic
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Guess there's a helluva ProPublica story about to drop that makes the West Virginian governor look like he's...well...the governor of West Virginia. That's a pretty damnable title next to "Hitler's mustache groomer" and "Sean Hannity's fluffer"
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Mon May 18, 2020
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
The 'Matewan Massacre' a century ago embodied miners' struggles, an ongoing fight in which even today they are prevented from drinking, smoking, or voting
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(Medium)
 
 
 
Boomer asks where's his father's America in this coronavirus crisis, doesn't realize he probably ruined it
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Sun May 17, 2020
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Why is a rural West Virginia hospital closing in the midst of a pandemic? Because once a vampire has drained it's host, it discards the now useless husk, and finds new victims
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Fri May 15, 2020
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
The States are all using different definitions of COVID cases, deaths, and tests, making tracking it harder. If only we lived in some form of union of States that could set standards
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Some Republicans who will need to convince voters to submit mail-in votes to get elected are learning that spending the last few years spouting bullshiat about "voter fraud" that doesn't actually exist is making it hard for people to trust them
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Thu May 14, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
In a little bit of good news, renewable energy poised to eclipse coal in US
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Wed May 13, 2020
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Coronavirus, Murder Hornets, and now 17-Year Cicadas are in the picture to drive you slowly insane with the relentless BZZT-EWW BZZT-EWW BZZT-EWW BZZT-EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
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Tue May 12, 2020
(Time)
 
 
 
Covid-19 is making Americans even more sedentary, so we'll all soon basically look like the humans on the spaceship in Wall-E
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(WV Gazette Mail)
 
 
 
West Virginia library board holding a Zoom meeting get an unexpected presentation of child porn and racism. In other words, it was a Monday
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Wed May 06, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Still don't understand how a pandemic can become this political. Then Subby remembers: the president is a moron
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Thu April 30, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
The following is a complete list of states whose residents give President Trump better marks for handling the pandemic than their governors: [THIS SPACE INTENTIONALLY LEFT BLANK]
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Mon April 27, 2020
(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
After the 49ers acquired Trent Williams, Rams coach Sean McVay just wanted to drink some beer
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Thu April 23, 2020
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Country legend Steve Earle has a new track out, and it's probably not going to be coal executive Don Blankenship's campaign song
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Tue April 21, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
Federal projections for what happens if Trump and the "I'm a vector" protesters get their way
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Fri April 17, 2020
(ESPN)
 
 
 
With the sports world silenced by pandemic, Vegas starts betting on escorts.... Escorts? How does that work? Bet on how fast she can.... What? .... Oh ... esports .... Never mind
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(IMDB)
 
 
 
HBD to Jennifer Garner, alias *RAWR*
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Gardeners: We feel the need.....the need for seeds
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Thu April 16, 2020
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Even in these trying times, the PPE grift must flow. At least some things will always feel normal
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Thu April 09, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Geno Smith unloads on his former NY Jets coach Rex Ryan. If only he could have unloaded on the field
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(Vox)
 
 
 
America, the only nation to start laying off doctors and nurses during a global pandemic. I wonder why that is, huh, I guess we will never find out. Just one of those things, ya know
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Wed April 08, 2020
(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
Border towns in New Jersey and West Virginia have been crowded with Pennsylvania residents leaving their state to buy liquor
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Tue April 07, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Good news: Social distancing is working. Bad news: You may have to move your 4th of July BBQ to August
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Mon April 06, 2020
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Why are these nine states so abysmally stupid and refusing to issue lockdown orders?
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Sun April 05, 2020
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Coronavirus + Black Lung, or why Appalachia is about to find out the hard way that voting for small government while working in a coal mine ends extremely badly for them
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Fri April 03, 2020
(Independent)
 
 
 
There 'Ain't No Sunshine' any more. RIP - Bill Withers
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Thu April 02, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
"Yeah, we can get you those 100,000 ventilators. Does (looks at paperwork) June work for you?"
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Wed April 01, 2020
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Frontier Communications needed more fiber in its diet
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Tue March 31, 2020
(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Old and busted: golf at the Greenbrier. New hotness: NFL football at the Greenbrier
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Mon March 30, 2020
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
75% percent of the country is under shelter in place orders. Including basically every single population center
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Sat March 28, 2020
(WVVA Beckley)
 
 
 
This is how the zombie apocalypse begins
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Mon March 23, 2020
(WV Public Radio)
 
 
 
WV Governor rethinks address on Saturday and decides maybe he should tell people to stay home, after all. Don't worry, fark. Moonshiners never follow rules, will stay hard at work
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Sat March 21, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
How to become the last state in the U.S. to get a coronavirus patient. Step 1: Try not to test anyone. Step 2: Lose any tests that get sent in. Step 3: Get praise by Trump for doing such a good job
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Wed March 18, 2020
(Intelligencer)
 
 
 
Yes, West Virginia, there is a coronavirus
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Tue March 17, 2020
(Axios)
 
 
 
West Virginia wins March Madness
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(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
Governor of America's Madagascar: "Go ahead out to dinner. Your fat will protect you from the virus"
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
I don't know what's scarier: the exponential growth of COVID-19 or the solution relying on people behaving rationally
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Mon March 16, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
One day after tweeting photo of himself and family at a packed restaurant, moron governor with collapsing anus for a mouth deletes tweet and declares state of emergency
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Sat March 14, 2020
(ESPN)
 
 
 
With no sports being played for the foreseeable future, ESPN decides to write about (spins wheel)... the greatest college basketball players to wear each jersey number. It's going to be a long month, isn't it?
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(Apartment Therapy)
 
 
 
Absinthe will disinfect better than that stuff in a mason jar you got from that odd possum-faced character in West Virginia
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Fri March 13, 2020
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
It turns out that if you want to naturally shorten your lifespan, all you have to do is move closer to a fast food restaurant
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