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Sun July 05, 2020
(The Indian Express)
 
 
 
Man protects himself from coronavirus with facemask made of gold:"The metallic mask is light-weight with holes, ensuring that there is no difficulty in breathing". Coming up next: Man infected with coronavirus on medical ventilator made of gold
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Thu July 02, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
The question is, are Texas Trump fans all a bunch of overweight slobs? I mean, I get it, he's just like us, right?
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Claiming people now rely on such proven journalistic heavyweights as Facebook and WhatsApp, the BBC cuts 450 jobs in regional news production
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Hunger-blocking hormone found to reverse opioid overdoses in mice, giving overweight junkies everywhere hope for skinny jeans
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
On second thought, maybe we shouldn't have put the weight room on the second floor
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Wed July 01, 2020
(Forbes)
 
 
 
"Orlando Bloom may go down as the first 'modern movie star': worth his weight in gold as the character that made him famous but commercially worthless in almost anything else"
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Tue June 30, 2020
(CBS News)
 
 
 
"Congratulations, it's a happy, healthy, bouncing 50-pound cyst"
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(Inverse)
 
 
 
Weightlifting...it's good for your brain
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Fri June 26, 2020
(Slate)
 
 
 
"My husband and I are trying to get pregnant; I am deeply worried about what my parents could do to my potential future child. They verbally and emotionally abused me about my weight; I was in Weight Watchers at 6. Ban them or establish boundaries?"
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Wed June 24, 2020
(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I accidentally shared erotic fan fiction during a Zoom meeting. What should I do? Will I somehow have sparked the next Twilight franchise?"
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Tue June 23, 2020
(Japan Times)
 
 
 
World's smallest dinosaur egg, 10g in weight, discovered in western Japan. Russian billionaire in talks with his scientists to defossilize and hatch it into full-sized Cretaceous mini-dinosaur
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Sat June 20, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Victims are angry and upset that burglars stole their saffron. Quite rightly
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Wed June 17, 2020
(The Vintage News)
 
 
 
Archaeologists think they've found tomb of Cleopatra. Probably won't open it until at least 2021, we've got enough going on right now
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Tue June 16, 2020
(Coconuts)
 
 
 
Defood the police
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
China unveils adorable munchkin Terminator that will melt your heart, face (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Slash Gear)
 
 
 
How do you know somebody is vegan? They probably won't talk to you
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Wed June 10, 2020
(Slate)
 
 
 
Today's Slatesplanation: Freakin' jump ropes, how do they work?
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Tue June 09, 2020
(UPI)
 
 
 
Researchers find that contraceptives can make you fat. Well who the heck is eating condoms?
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(The Conversation)
 
 
 
Why are those last few pounds the hardest to lose? You're hormonal
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Sat June 06, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
Man finds $850,000 worth of cocaine in a car he just bought at auction and does the right thing, no really
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Fri June 05, 2020
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
How to take part in the protests while only risking your wrist (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
I am not your Grandma .... I am the sexy, yes
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
I am not your Grandma .... I am the sexy, yes
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Thu June 04, 2020
(Axios)
 
 
 
Trump freaks out over Mattis statement." I gave him a new life" then I really enjoyed firing him, which btw Obama did too
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Wed June 03, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
Ray Lewis tells the Ravens that if they want to handle Titans running back Derrick Henry, they need to hit the weights
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
The signal has gone out. The cavalry has arrived. The enemy is crushed under the weight of the . . . K-Pop fans?
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Tue June 02, 2020
(Wired)
 
 
 
We already do - they're called our quaran-tummies and covi-butts
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(Wired)
 
 
 
We already do - they're called our quaran-tummies and covi-butts
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Sun May 31, 2020
(StudyFinds)
 
 
 
Scientists find Skinny Gene. Fat Tony and Johnny Roastbeef would like to have a word
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Thu May 28, 2020
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Paging the next World's oldest man to the podium, the World's oldest man, Bob Weighton just died aged 112 from cancer (possible nsfw content on page)
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Wed May 27, 2020
(Wired)
 
 
 
Even physics say Donnie's new 'super-duper' Space Force missile is as legit as his 'height,' and 'weight,' and "complexion,' and 'hairline'
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Mon May 25, 2020
(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Injured turkey gets wheelchair. No word on status of gravy, dressing
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Thu May 21, 2020
(NFL)
 
 
 
A Shake Weight is a modified dumbbell that oscillates and was viral. Not saying it's a coincidence, but Rob Gronkowski apparently four shakes away from weight
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(The Conversation)
 
 
 
Intermittent fasting might help you lose weight if you eat less when you do eat. Obvious dog wants his steak grilled with herb butter and a baked potato with all the fixins'
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Wed May 20, 2020
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
What's his Fark handle?
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(Jerusalem Post)
 
 
 
Won't someone please think of the kosher NYC restaurants that have closed permanently due to coronavirus, aside from my cardiologist who is concerned about my cholesterol and weight?
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Sorry, broflakes, looks as if wearing masks may in fact reduce coronavirus transmission by 75 percent
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
How to Give a President an Aneurysm: Lesson One
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(Fox 4 KC)
 
 
 
Pilot lands airplane in middle of traffic on suburban interstate after the aircraft became overloaded with the weight of his massive steel balls
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Tue May 19, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
In which Chris Cillizza urges us to disregard our lying eyes (and a history of providing false medical history) and believe that Donald is just a little overweight
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Sat May 16, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Could the Mountain come to the NFL?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Could the Mountain come to the NFL?
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Fri May 15, 2020
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Sharon Osbourne goes off the rails on the fatshaming train
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Thu May 14, 2020
(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
Subby wishes they were good at chalk art as this mother and daughter are
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Wed May 13, 2020
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Like an 80-pound sturgeon, caught for the very first time by a 9-year-old in Tennessee
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Tue May 12, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Now that he is retired, former Yankees pitcher CC Sabathia decides this would finally be a good time to lose weight and get in shape
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Ugly-ass panda cub begins career as cam-streamer. Of course it's in black and white
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Conor McGregor wants to fight again, this time with UFC interim lightweight champion Justin Gaethje
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Mon May 11, 2020
(SFGate)
 
 
 
"I am a healthy, vital and happy man who made the conscious decision to eat a stack of flapjacks at o'dark thirty every morning as part of a healthy, vital and happy routine. Pancakes complete me"
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Wed May 06, 2020
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
I cut my hair with a vacuum cleaner and oh man, I got what I deserved (NSFW words)
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Tue May 05, 2020
(The Ringer)
 
 
 
Being NFL offensive lineman is like having a professional eating disorder
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Fri May 01, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Data says quarantine sourdough baking is not making you fat because of calories burnt bragging about it on social media or something
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Wed April 29, 2020
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Elephants are lightweights
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"I'm punching above my weight class with my boyfriend; he's great, but I have addiction issues and am a big screw-up. His best option is to dump me; how can I get him to see I'm the worst person for him?"
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Mon April 27, 2020
(Providence Journal)
 
 
 
Ugly-ass endangered golden lion tamarin enjoys fingering her tiny Angus
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
"Hot dog buns are not worth the kids' lives or mine or yours, I said"
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Sat April 25, 2020
(Slate)
 
 
 
"I hosted a Zoom call for my work team. At the end of the call, I was sent the transcript for the meeting's group chat, as it contained some important notes and a private conversation between two coworkers mocking my weight. Should I tell HR?"
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Wed April 22, 2020
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Lachlan Murdoch to cut upper 700 Fox senior staff salaries for a bit so that other Fox employees can work. So, they got a lot of dead weight at Fox? Who's surprised at this?
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Tue April 21, 2020
(WGNTV Chicago)
 
 
 
Doctor who came out of retirement to help amid COVID-19 pandemic develops illness himself
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Mon April 20, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Alicia Siverstone had as fun of a time creating Batman and Robin as we all did watching it
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
80% of Americans think social distancing is working. 20% of Americans are morons
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Fri April 17, 2020
(UPI)
 
 
 
Aussie sheep returns home after 7 years on the lamb, contest created to guess its weight - don't know about sheep, I got mutton. Ewe might know better
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Thu April 16, 2020
(YardBarker)
 
 
 
Pac spends big money in Florida, gets the WWE declared an essential business. How a former WWF Light Heavyweight Champion got that kind of spending cash, we'll never know
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(Screen Rant)
 
 
 
Yeah, that's not a phallic reference at all
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
You had me at 'Dracula Parrot'
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Wed April 15, 2020
(People Magazine)
 
 
 
My biggest takeaway from reading this article is that I'm bored of being stuck inside because of having read this article
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(Buffalo News)
 
 
 
Thanks to solid support from Bills fans, Buffalo still cherishes and celebrates Zubaz, the blue jeans of the 90s. "Western New York's appetite for the pants that look like the hide of a psychedelic zebra and fit like pajamas hasn't slowed down"
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
In these dark times we all struggle to get the groceries we need but we can die happy knowing that Prince John James, Prince Tyson Fury II and Prince Adonis Amazia didn't have to go without this easter weekend (possible nsfw content on page)
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Tue April 14, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Fat, drunk and old is no way to go through life but it is a way to increase your odds of getting coronavirus
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Sun April 12, 2020
(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
You know that game changing rapid COVID-19 test? Surprise for the White House. Sending the machines without sending the test cartridges makes the machines great paper weights to hold down the death certificates
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Sat April 11, 2020
(Slate)
 
 
 
"I am a 42-year-old woman; I exercise and eat well, but since I hit 40 I've gained around 20 pounds; my doctor says slow metabolism is normal. My fiancé is upset; he keeps showing me pictures of me thin and wants me to lose weight. What should I do?"
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(PBS)
 
 
 
Earth below us drifting, falling floating, weightless. I'm coming home to a pandemic
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
I say old chap, I'll give you a pennyweight of eggs for a barleycorn of toilet paper
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Thu April 09, 2020
(Fark)
 
 
 
Bourd out of my gourd. I'm growing some pumpkin seedlings. Ask me anything
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Wed April 08, 2020
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Conan guests on Colbert guests on Conan. Who made Huckabee?
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(WUSA9)
 
 
 
After two hours of searching at least a half mile's worth of manholes, officers retrieved the poodle from the sewer, but not before he had the table's high score
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Zoo Miami saves face, shows off cwouded weopard kittens
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Tue April 07, 2020
(Slate)
 
 
 
"I struggle with depression at times; I get moody or overanxious. My boyfriend is 12 years younger than me; our sex life has changed as I gained some weight in the 5 years we were together. He says my weight gain has ruined our sex life. What do?"
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Sat April 04, 2020
(TechRadar)
 
 
 
Tired of the Chinese zooming in to spy on you? Skype has stepped up and is offering video meetings with no sign up
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Thu April 02, 2020
(WebMD)
 
 
 
Subby has gained a few pounds since lockdown. What are the ways you guys are keeping healthy when you're less active and surrounded by food more often?
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Mon March 30, 2020
(USA Today)
 
 
 
The sun rises, the sun sets, the Yankees suck, Duke sucks, and Khabib-Ferguson looking like it'll get cancelled for a fifth time due to various travel bans
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Sun March 29, 2020
(Some Tiki)
 
 
 
Wait... you're telling me this whole apocalyptic situation is the result of what amounts to a plot line from "The Brady Bunch"?
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Fri March 20, 2020
(BBC)
 
 
 
If you needed one, here's another reason why you shouldn't eat bats
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(Daily Record (UK))
 
 
 
Four-year-old makes fitness video for kids to keep active during coronavirus school closures
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Thu March 19, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
A herd of elephants broke into a village in Yunan province and proceeded to show what a bunch of lightweights they are
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Thu March 12, 2020
(KLKN-TV Lincoln)
 
 
 
Three teenagers completely fooled when a opossum plays a totally-unprecedented trick on them. Stupid tag is almost breaking under the weight of this story
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Wed March 11, 2020
(ITV)
 
 
 
Matt Lucas to replace Sandi Toksvig as co-host of 'The Great British Bake Off'. "Bearing in mind my love of cake, I've already ordered some much larger trousers in anticipation. See you in the tent"
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Tue March 10, 2020
(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
Daily avocado consumption improves attention in overweight and obese persons says study funded by the Hass Avocado Board. "obvious" tag is toast here
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(Independent)
 
 
 
"I can't believe I'm being mocked"
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Mon March 09, 2020
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Producing human tissue in space. Weightlessness =/≠ monster mutations
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